• Jets Lord & Savior

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to ALL on Thursday, September 14, 2023 01:04:08
    Hello Everybody,

    With quarterback Aaron Rodgers out for the year with an
    achilles tendon injury, Jets fans everywhere thought their
    world had come to an end. Even though Zach Wilson did save
    the night, allowing the Jets to escape with a win over the
    Bills, thanks to a Jets player returning a punt in overtime
    for a touchdown.

    However, Zach Wilson is no Tom Brady. And the Jets owner
    knows it. As well as Joe Namath. So what is the solution?
    Well, the owner reached out to Tom Brady and made him an
    offer. An offer he thought Terrific Tom would not refuse.
    And what kind of response did he get? "No way in hell."

    Can't say I blame him. Tom already came out of retirement
    once. And now, at age 46, he is not about to do the same
    thing again. I mean, the last time he did a damfool thing
    like that it cost him his marriage. No way he was going
    to make the same mistake twice.

    I am sure Joe Namath would do it, but lets get real. Joe
    is the same age as the other Joe, who is president. And we
    do not want any defensive lineman come smashing into Joe,
    as I guarantee that would put a quick end to Broadway Joe.

    So who do we have left?

    Carson Wentz is still around. Not sure any team wants him.
    But I am sure he would like to play. Even for the Jets.

    Joe Flacco is also still around. A former Jet, he would
    love to get his old job back. If only he can still throw
    the ball, much less with any kind of accuracy.

    Matt Ryan can throw the ball. Really far. What he hits
    with the football is anybody's guess. But he can throw it.

    Nick Foles. The only backup quarterback good enough to win
    a Super Bowl. And then get traded to another team afterwards.

    I am not even going to mention the quarterback once known
    as Dilfer. Not sure what he is known as today, but it isn't
    nice.

    We also have Drew Brees. But he is retired. Same as Tom Brady.
    Except Drew is still married. And we know what his wife will do
    if Drew goes back to playing football. So the Jets can forget
    about getting Drew Brees.

    It is true the Jets have a backup quarterback to what they have
    now. But let's face it. Tim Boyle will never cut it as a starting
    quarterback. Not even sure if he can handle things as a backup.

    However -

    While it might seem Jets quarterback choices are limited to players
    who are old, broken, or combination thereof, there is one exception.

    And that one exception has stepped forward, making an offer no Jet
    fan, player, or coach can refuse.

    You heard that right.

    All is not lost.

    There is an answer to all Jets prayers.

    Colin Kaepernick to rescue Jets.

    What a true American patriot.

    And to think he made that offer on Patriot Day.

    That's right. 9-11.

    The day we all remember oh so well.

    Let's all take a knee, guys.

    In honor of our Flag.

    For Life,
    Lee

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  • From Steve Wolf@1:154/700 to Lee Lofaso on Thursday, September 14, 2023 07:26:32
    Re: Jets Lord & Savior
    By: Lee Lofaso to ALL on Thu Sep 14 2023 01:04 am

    With quarterback Aaron Rodgers out for the year with an
    achilles tendon injury, Jets fans everywhere thought their
    world had come to an end. Even though Zach Wilson did save

    The Jet's season is over!

    Carson Wentz is still around. Not sure any team wants him.
    Joe Flacco is also still around. A former Jet, he would
    Matt Ryan can throw the ball. Really far. What he hits
    Nick Foles. The only backup quarterback good enough to win

    None of the above!

    Colin Kaepernick to rescue Jets.

    Never Ever happend! Jet's fans would hang him from the highest tree!

    |07 HusTler
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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Steve Wolf on Thursday, September 14, 2023 22:27:45
    Hello Steve,

    Re: Jets Lord & Savior
    By: Lee Lofaso to ALL on Thu Sep 14 2023 01:04 am

    With quarterback Aaron Rodgers out for the year with an
    achilles tendon injury, Jets fans everywhere thought their
    world had come to an end. Even though Zach Wilson did save

    The Jet's season is over!

    Imagine that. The Fat Lady almost started singing before the game.

    Carson Wentz is still around. Not sure any team wants him.
    Joe Flacco is also still around. A former Jet, he would
    Matt Ryan can throw the ball. Really far. What he hits
    Nick Foles. The only backup quarterback good enough to win

    None of the above!

    Another game is approaching fast, and the Jets coach thinks he
    can get by with Zach Wilson as a replacement for Aaron Rodgers???
    Good grief! And with Tim Boyle as backup? Good god almighty, even
    the lowly Giants would run over the Jets.

    Colin Kaepernick to rescue Jets.

    Never Ever happend! Jet's fans would hang him from the highest tree!

    There are no trees anywhere in the stadium. But there is a flagpole.

    For Life,
    Lee

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    Probably the best beer in the world

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  • From Gregory Deyss@1:267/150 to Steve Wolf on Thursday, September 14, 2023 20:35:39
    On 14 Sep 2023, Steve Wolf said the following...

    Re: Jets Lord & Savior
    By: Lee Lofaso to ALL on Thu Sep 14 2023 01:04 am

    With quarterback Aaron Rodgers out for the year with an
    achilles tendon injury, Jets fans everywhere thought their
    world had come to an end. Even though Zach Wilson did save

    The Jet's season is over!

    Strongly & Completely Disagree, it's not!

    Carson Wentz is still around. Not sure any team wants him.
    Joe Flacco is also still around. A former Jet, he would
    Matt Ryan can throw the ball. Really far. What he hits
    Nick Foles. The only backup quarterback good enough to win

    None of the above!
    Yes, I also agree - None of the Above!

    Colin Kaepernick to rescue Jets.

    Never Ever happend! Jet's fans would hang him from the highest tree!
    True Story there also.

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  • From Metalhead@1:342/200 to Lee Lofaso on Friday, September 22, 2023 13:57:00
    With quarterback Aaron Rodgers out for the year with an

    I see the relationship of the NFL to Politics: The NFL is part of the media, and the media is the brain of the Democrat party.

    But who's this Aaron Rodgers guy?

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Metalhead on Saturday, September 23, 2023 20:45:55
    Hello Metalhead,

    With quarterback Aaron Rodgers out for the year with an

    I see the relationship of the NFL to Politics: The NFL is part of the media,
    and the media is the brain of the Democrat party.

    The NFL has 32 heads, kind of like a hydra. Which one of those
    heads even has a brain is anybody's guess. Which is why they have
    a commissioner - to tell them what to do.

    But who's this Aaron Rodgers guy?

    Oh. Never mind that man behind the curtain. He's just an overpaid
    39-year-old crybaby from New York. Used to be from Green Bay, but
    he flooded the area and no longer had a place to stay.

    For Life,
    Lee

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  • From Gregory Deyss@1:267/150 to Lee Lofaso on Monday, September 25, 2023 07:21:27
    On 23 Sep 2023, Lee Lofaso said the following...

    Hello Metalhead,

    With quarterback Aaron Rodgers out for the year with an

    I see the relationship of the NFL to Politics: The NFL is part of the media,
    and the media is the brain of the Democrat party.

    The NFL has 32 heads, kind of like a hydra. Which one of those
    heads even has a brain is anybody's guess. Which is why they have
    a commissioner - to tell them what to do.

    The correct answer is 3 - There is a Hydra that has 3 heads.

    Upon further examination they are labeled much like the Democratic Party. ignorance
    arrogance
    stupidity

    But who's this Aaron Rodgers guy?

    Oh. Never mind that man behind the curtain. He's just an overpaid 39-year-old crybaby from New York. Used to be from Green Bay, but
    he flooded the area and no longer had a place to stay.
    You going to know who Aaron Rodgers is soon enough.
    The beat down that he will bring as he stands over your player, who is on his back on the turf and looking up.
    Rodgers - "Say my name" how wonderful, that future will be.
    Remember your hate of Rodgers is all the fuel he needs to recover and once he returns you will see what he does.

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    ... Still waitng for that Coffee :)

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Gregory Deyss on Tuesday, September 26, 2023 13:50:38
    Hello Greg,

    [..]

    The NFL has 32 heads, kind of like a hydra. Which one of those
    heads even has a brain is anybody's guess. Which is why they have
    a commissioner - to tell them what to do.

    The correct answer is 3 - There is a Hydra that has 3 heads.

    AFAIK, Gayle Benson only has one head. And that head owns two
    teams - the Saints and the Pelicans. But only one plays football.

    Upon further examination they are labeled much like the Democratic Party.

    Yeah. Democrats are real Saints. Meaning Republicans must be Sinners.

    ignorance
    arrogance
    stupidity

    Yeah. Right. Jesus knew what he was doing, riding to town
    on a Jackass. The people cheered, threw him palm leaves, even
    proclaimed him King. Even Herod gave him a kiss for all his
    trouble. Or was that Judas? Kind of hard to remember who was
    friend and who was foe back in those days ...

    But who's this Aaron Rodgers guy?

    Oh. Never mind that man behind the curtain. He's just an overpaid
    39-year-old crybaby from New York. Used to be from Green Bay, but
    he flooded the area and no longer had a place to stay.

    You going to know who Aaron Rodgers is soon enough.

    Not this year. The Saints have enough problems with their own
    quarterback situation. Which may be worse than the Jets.

    The beat down that he will bring as he stands over your player, who is on his back on the turf and looking up.

    The Saints do not need Aaron Rodgers to beat them.
    They did it all by themselves yesterday.
    The Saints took the lead, 17-0, at halftime.
    And then, as soon as the second half began,
    Derek Carr went down with a shoulder injury.
    In came Jameis Winston as quarterback.
    And what did he do? Three and out. Three
    and out. Three and out. That was the best
    he could do. The entire second half.
    The Saints third string quarterback suspended
    for six games due to drugs, so could not play.
    Packers won 18-17.

    How about a trade? Saints give Jameis Winston
    to the Jets in exchange for Zach Wilson? Talk
    about a real steal. Played for Florida State.
    Won the Heisman Trophy. Paved the way for Tom
    Brady at Tampa Bay ...

    Rodgers - "Say my name" how wonderful, that future will be.

    Rodgers can do very little, except lie in bed all day watching
    football games on TV. At some time, his therapists will get him
    up and about so he can get his old legs moving again. But until
    then ... GET WINSTON NOW!

    Remember your hate of Rodgers is all the fuel he needs to recover and once he returns you will see what he does.

    With the Saints quarterback recovering from injury, and the
    Saints backup quarterback unable to play worth a darn, along
    with the Saints running back still suspended due to a fight,
    the Saints have everybody where they want them. So. Bring on
    the Bucs. Time for a showdown. Battle for Number One in the
    NFC South!

    For Life,
    Lee

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