I want to run for a local political officee with the simple platform of legalizing cockfighting.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^

I thought it was legal there? I saw some gamecocks fight and beat on some viles and some tigers recently. :)


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I want to run for a local political officee with the simple platform of legalizing cockfighting.
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^^^^^^^^^^^

I thought it was legal there? I saw some gamecocks fight and beat on some viles and some tigers recently. :)

Where was this?

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I thought it was legal there? I saw some gamecocks fight and beat on some
viles and some tigers recently. :)

Where was this?

The South Carolina Gamecocks, in Columbia and Clemson, respectively.


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Hello Kevin,

I want to run for a local political officee with the simple platform of
legalizing cockfighting.

^^^^^^^^^^^

I thought it was legal there? I saw some gamecocks fight and beat on

some

viles and some tigers recently. :)

Where was this?

Not anywhere in the USA. Or most anywhere else in the world.

For Life,
Lee

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I thought it was legal there? I saw some gamecocks fight and beat

on some

viles and some tigers recently. :)

Where was this?

The South Carolina Gamecocks, in Columbia and Clemson, respectively.

Gamecocks had no respect for Tigers this year ...

For Life,
Lee

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The South Carolina Gamecocks, in Columbia and Clemson, respectively.

There are cockfights where i can go and make betts on which gamecockn is going to win!?!?!

I have heard it is illegal in Misssippi.. : (

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Hello Kevin,

The South Carolina Gamecocks, in Columbia and Clemson, respectively.

There are cockfights where i can go and make betts on which gamecockn is going
to win!?!?!

I have heard it is illegal in Misssippi.. : (

I have also heard it is illegal to have sex with animals
in Mississippi. But does that stop anybody from doing it?
Trust me when I tell you, I have witnessed a monkey having
sex with a dog in Mississippi. As well as the other way
around. Live, and in public. Damndest thing I ever did see.
And the crowd roared its approval.

You really should have seen that monkey riding that dog ...

For Dogs, Monkeys, Free Sex
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I have also heard it is illegal to have sex with animals
in Mississippi. But does that stop anybody from doing it?
Trust me when I tell you, I have witnessed a monkey having
sex with a dog in Mississippi. As well as the other way
around. Live, and in public. Damndest thing I ever did see.
And the crowd roared its approval.

You really should have seen that monkey riding that dog ...

Isn't it illegal for Donkeys and Elephants to have sex with each other?

... Never let your dragon overeat!

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Hello Kevin,

You really should have seen that monkey riding that dog ...

Isn't it illegal for Donkeys and Elephants to have sex with each other?

I have thought about this. And it really does take some thinking.
For women to have sex with monkeys, the monkey would have to have
the right size of goods to make her happy. But monkeys have tiny
weenies, and can never truly please any woman. Yes, size really
does matter. Which is why Italians (and Sicilians) always have
more fun.

Anyway, back to monkeys. On Skull Island, a huge monkey was found.
It was fenced in by a huge wall, and worshipped by the islanders.
Every now and then, the islanders would sacrifice a live woman to
the monkey, who would climb the walls and grab her, then go away
to have his own fun with his catch.

We all know what happened next. The monkey was kidnapped, put on
a freighter, and shipped to New York City. After arrival, it was
put on display, and given a live woman. The monkey knew exactly
what to do. Climb the highest mountain (The Empire State Building)
and have a day. Ann Wray loved it.

A later version of this story has the World Trade Center as being
the hishest mountain. A new remake would have to have Freedom Tower.

This was all caught on film. Sanitized for small children. The
version for mature audiences has only been shown in closed theaters.

Notice Ann Wray was white. And King Kong was black.

White guys in America could not handle the truth. So they did what
they had to do. Sent up a squadron of figher jets, all of them piloted
by white men, and knocked King Kong off his perch.

After examining the remains. white guys learned the truth.
King Kong really did have the biggest dong God ever created.

And Ann Wray was pregnant with his kid.

Who grew up to be President of the United States.

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Lee

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Hello Kevin,

I have also heard it is illegal to have sex with animals
in Mississippi. But does that stop anybody from doing it?
Trust me when I tell you, I have witnessed a monkey having
sex with a dog in Mississippi. As well as the other way
around. Live, and in public. Damndest thing I ever did see.
And the crowd roared its approval.

You really should have seen that monkey riding that dog ...

Isn't it illegal for Donkeys and Elephants to have sex with each other?

The mere thought of donkeys and elephants even attempting such
a thing is too horrible to contemplate. I maan, just think about
the outcome (it would truly blow your mind).

For Life,
Lee

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Anyway, back to monkeys. On Skull Island, a huge monkey was found.

on 10 Dec 22 18:35:07 ...

You win the award of the year for the BEST content on the fidonet politics for. Vodka went through my nose.

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Hello Kevin,

Anyway, back to monkeys. On Skull Island, a huge monkey was found.

You win the award of the year for the BEST content on the fidonet politics for. Vodka went through my nose.

Yeah. Had far too much sazerac while writing that piece. Got my names
all confused. Calling Fay Wray by a different name. Must have been her
unborn child ...

For Life,
Lee

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