On 18 Feb 22 18:13:56, Rob Swindell said the following to Nick Andre:
Oh, I laughed out loud. And I recognized immediately <huff> what <puff> you <huff> describing <puff> as <huff> reality <huff> in <puff> the <huff> mode <puff> workplace. <sigh>
Between your huffing and puffing, you eat Greek yogurt or something with a lot of garlic at your standing desk. Everyone in the office can smell it... in total absolute disgust. Yes, maybe we're just too polite to confront you about this, but you're TOO GOOD to eat in the lunchroom. You're just SO IMPORTANT that you MUST eat your smelly lunch at your standing desk... because you have a few conference calls (which we all overhear given our "shared office" setup)
You don't even have the freaking decency or grace of God almighty to wrap up your leftovers or empty your smelly Greek yogurt stupid health-nut-douchebag-lunch to the kitchen bin. No... you MUST toss it in
the bin beside your standing desk, because "the cleaning staff empties my garbage every night". Meanwhile during work we ALL suffer the smell of your stupid health-nut douchebag lunch.
We ALL suffer Rob... especially when you proudly tell us you're going cycling after work. Spandex and stupid half-a-helmet and water bottle and all.
We wish you THE most horrible, horrific, graphically violent death imaginable.
Nick
--- Renegade vY2Ka2
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