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    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Ward Dossche on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:49:16
    Hello Ward,

    I am doomed. I tell you. Doomed. Truly doomed ...

    Your soon to be deceased,

    The lengths at which some people will go to have me write an obituary about
    them...

    Try someone else...

    One day, I will succeed.

    One day, so will you.

    Which is why we should all write own obituaries.

    Before, not after, we run out of time.

    I am actually being serious about this.

    Read the obituaries in the NYT.
    They are the best.
    Written by world-class journalists.

    How many local newspapers can claim the same?
    None, and I mean none, can even approach that level
    of accuracy and professionalism.

    The only way I can top that is to write it myself.

    --Lee

    --
    What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer

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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Nick Andre on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:49:16
    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    What a nice person you are...



    ..

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  • From Dan Clough@1:123/115 to Nick Andre on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:49:16
    Nick Andre wrote to Lee Lofaso <=-

    On 08 Oct 20 02:20:59, Lee Lofaso said the following to Ward
    Dossche:

    One day, I will succeed.

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and
    die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel
    movement.

    Finally, some actual and meaningful content in this sewer of an
    echo! I'll be doing the same!



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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Nick Andre on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:49:16
    On 8/10/2020 23:20, 1229/426 wrote:

    One day, I will succeed.

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I will
    pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    Don't hold back, tell him how you really feel.

    --
    Regards
    David

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Dan Clough on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:49:16
    On 9/10/2020 01:01, 1123/115 wrote:

    Finally, some actual and meaningful content in this sewer of an
    echo!

    You like to wallow in sewers?

    --
    Regards
    David

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Björn Felten on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:49:16
    Hello Björn,

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I
    will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    What a nice person you are...

    Not to worry. He's from America Jr.

    --Lee

    --
    We're Great In Bed

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  • From Greg Youngblood@1:123/130 to David Drummond on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:49:16
    Don't hold back, tell him how you really feel.


    Laughing now that was a good reply I haven't thought of in a while!

    -Havok

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  • From Mike Miller@1:154/30.1 to Nick Andre on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:49:16
    Hello, Nick Andre.
    On 10/8/20 8:20 AM you wrote:

    On 08 Oct 20 02:20:59, Lee Lofaso said the following to Ward
    Dossche:
    One day, I will succeed.
    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and
    die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.
    Wait, so you're saying you're horribly constipated? That explains so much!
    --
    Mike
    BBS: warensemble.com
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