Hello Everybody,

My car has a flat tire.
And a dead battery.
A monster storm is approaching.
Bigger than Katrina.
Headed straight for me.
I do have a pirogue.
And a paddle.
But nobody can paddle a pirogue fast enough
to escape what is coming my way.
Hurricane Delta. Category 4, soon to be Category 5.

Hurricane Katrina was a mere Category 3 storm, and
only nicked the city of New Orleans.
Not even dogs and cats will escape this one.

And to think, assuming I somehow survive this one,
another is close behind, heading in the same direction.

That's right. Hurricane Gamma.

I am doomed. I tell you. Doomed. Truly doomed ...

Your soon to be deceased,
--Lee

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Work sets you free.

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Hurricane Delta. Category 4, soon to be Category 5.

The water temperature south of Louisiana begs to differ. It has to be 26C or more to maintain the hurricane's strength, but it's much lower. It will be reduced to cat 2 or less by landfall.

BTW, why don't you ask Bunker Boy to ask his bosom buddy in North Korea to send a nuke into the eye of the hurricane. That'll take care of things, we know, because that has the stable genius in the WH said.

Well, climate change is just a hoax anyway (according to Bunker Boy), so the hurricane will disappear like a miracle.



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Hello Björn,

Hurricane Delta. Category 4, soon to be Category 5.

The water temperature south of Louisiana begs to differ. It has to be 26C or
more to maintain the hurricane's strength, but it's much lower. It will be reduced to cat 2 or less by landfall.

Only because Donald Trump was in the hospital. But he's out now.
And says he is just fine. Will be at the debate next week to do battle
with his nemesis, Joe Biden.

BTW, why don't you ask Bunker Boy to ask his bosom buddy in North Korea to send a nuke into the eye of the hurricane. That'll take care of things, we know, because that has the stable genius in the WH said.

You do not understand. According to TIME magazine, Donald Trump
is one of the favorites to win the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize. Along
with Black Lives Matter. And Sweden's sweetheart, Greta Thunberg
(TIME's 2019 Person of the Year). Nuking a hurricane before the
awards are presented will not win him any honors.

Well, climate change is just a hoax anyway (according to Bunker Boy), so the
hurricane will disappear like a miracle.

Of course it will. Just like the election will go away. Once
it has been determined it was rigged, and his USSC declares it
null and void.

--Lee

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What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer

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