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  • Picture of Perfect Health

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:43:14
    Hello Everybody,

    On Wednesday the White House announced a summary of US President
    Donald J. Trump's annual physical. While the results came as no
    surprise to our beloved Commander-in-Chief, it did come as quite
    a surprise to many others. Mostly young people who get their
    exercise mostly by protesting in the streets. Anyway, here are
    the results -

    US President Donald J. Trump
    Age: Almost 74
    Weight: 244 pounds
    Height: 6 feet 3 inches
    Blood Pressure: 121/79 mmHS
    Resting Heart Rate: 63 beats per minute

    These are the numbers one would expect of a young athlete
    in his prime. Can anybody say the same about the editor of
    the Fidonews? After all, he is almost the same age as the
    POTUS, and is no longer nearly as active as he used to be.

    As participants of this forum, we deserve to know the truth.
    Is the editor of the Fidonews still fit to serve?

    The POTUS swears by junk food and diet coke as his fountain
    of youth. Along with playing golf to the exclusion of any
    other form of exercise. We see the results every day, except
    when he is hiding in his bunker.

    Bunker King. Over 18000 Whoppers Sold to Date.

    Nobody can keep up that kind of pace.
    Not even the editor of the Fidonews.

    Time for Björn Felten to give it up and hand over the keys to Donald.

    --Lee

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    Love trumps hate!

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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Lee Lofaso on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:43:14
    Bunker King. Over 18000 Whoppers Sold to Date.

    Nobody can keep up that kind of pace.
    Not even the editor of the Fidonews.

    You are right. For almost a decade now I'm on a strict LCHF diet -- the last year even on a keto diet.

    180cm and 80kg I'm doing fine according to my daughter (MD) who performs a yearly health check on me. She, if anybody, should know if there's anything to be worried about. After all, she only have half of her parents left...



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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Bj”rn Felten on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:43:14
    On 6/06/2020 07:21, 2203/2 wrote:

       180cm and 80kg I'm doing fine according to my daughter (MD) who performs a yearly health check on me. She, if anybody, should know if there's anything to be worried about. After all, she only have half of
    her parents left...

    Does she have skinny fingers?

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    Regards
    David

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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Dan Clough on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:43:14
    You're talking to yourself in public again.

    Your record player need s bump.



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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to David Drummond on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:43:14
    Does she have skinny fingers?

    I don't know what that means. She was a late starter studying to become an MD, short of being 30yo when she finished. She now is the head medical officer in one of the biggest hospitals in northern Sweden.

    If that means that she has skinny fingers, so may be it. I only know that when she was a teenager and she and I played the piano together, we managed quite well. With Mozart, Beethoven, Grieg and Sindling equally well.



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