• A contender for the #1 troll title?

    From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Nick Andre on Friday, March 29, 2024 15:11:08
    Nick Andre -> BjöRn Felten skrev 2021-03-29 13:55:
    On 29 Mar 21 06:53:14, Bj*Rn Felten said the following to Nick Andre:

    Stone Age software detected. Not even CP437 supported.

    I stand by my words.

    Right. Why let facts get in the way of a promise you'll never be able to keep?

    Thanks in advance.

    LOL, whatever.

    Typical Troll-speak.



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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Nick Andre on Monday, April 01, 2024 19:14:14
    Hello Nick,

    Stone Age software detected. Not even CP437 supported.

    LOL, whats next, you will brag about the size of your penis?

    “Einstweilen bis den Bau der Welt
    Philosophie zusammenhält,
    Erhält sie das Getriebe
    Durch Hunger und durch Liebe.”

    Right. Why let facts get in the way of a promise you'll never BF>be able
    to keep?

    The odds of me outliving you are pretty good.

    People drop dead all the time. Big ones, little ones, smart ones,
    dumb ones, some even at the same time. But we all have our chance.
    And not a single one of us gets out of this place alive. So what
    is keeping you?

    It eats you up alive to know that when you're dead, nobody here will care jack shit. At all.

    Just throw my body to the buzzards once I am dead.
    Buzzards will care, and know exactly what to do.

    Doubtful anyone will write some sob story essay for Fidonews about you and even if they did, so what...

    I have long advocated everybody should write their own obituary.
    And have it published before they pass. That way, they can correct
    any mistakes before crossing over to the other side.

    you'll eventually just be a blip in some searchable database
    of has-beens. The world (especially America) will march on without you.

    Jim Morrison of the Doors said he can do anything.
    That includes faking his own death. You do realize
    he "died" in the bathtub, with a smile on his face.
    And he had a closed casket during his "funeral".

    So what did he do?

    After his death, his junkie girlfriend rented a plot in Paris
    for him to stay. But she only paid for 30 years. When the 30 years
    was up, nobody thought to check if anyone was there. So both the
    city of Paris and the country of France decided to let him (or
    whoever was supposed to be there) stay for eternity, at no cost
    to his girlfriend or anybody else.

    You see, Both the city of Paris and the country of France get so
    much revenue from tourists who travel to the shrine erected in Jim
    Morrison's honor. And the best thing about it is no covid rules
    apply. Not even during lockdown.

    --Lee

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    Lock him up!

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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Lee Lofaso on Monday, April 01, 2024 20:46:54
    Now prove yourself to be a man. :)

    Don't feed the troll.



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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Bjrn Felten on Tuesday, April 02, 2024 03:09:46
    Hello Björn,

    Now prove yourself to be a man. :)

    Don't feed the troll.

    Yesssssssss, master.

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    Original song title: "Joy to the World"
    Original performer: Three Dog Night

    Parody song title: "Boys Into Girls"
    Parody written by: blackjack21

    Jeremiah had a head fog
    Said a girl was inside
    He let her overtake the voices in his head
    And she whelped out a bitch so fine
    But I always thought she looked more like swine
    Singin'...

    Boys into girls
    Lots of boys are girls now
    Roys are now Trishas and they squeal with glee
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    Rick he liked to swing like a girl
    Tell you what he'd do
    He'd go away in cars at the bars on the wharf
    And back seat name was Sue
    Swing it now...

    Boys into girls
    All their toys are yours
    Boys gettin’ swishy and they re-pulse me
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    You tell me Doug’s a lady
    Loves to call you hon
    He’s a thigh high liar and a vain beau rider
    A trait spoofin’ pun of a hon
    And he’s a mate lootin’ hon with faux buns

    Boys into girls
    Now they’re wearin’ pearls
    Boys look like dishes, do they seat to pee?
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    Boys into girls
    Now the boy has curls
    Boys into girls
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    Boys into girls
    All the boys are girls
    Boys are just wishin’ they can be new she’s
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    Boys into girls
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    Joy to the world
    All the boys are girls now
    Lips look like fish’s and they’re creeps to me
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    [repeat and fade]

    --Lee

    --
    If we don't get it / Shut it down!

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  • From alexander koryagin@2:5020/2140.2 to Lee Lofaso on Tuesday, April 02, 2024 09:29:32
    Hi, Lee Lofaso!
    I read your message from 02.04.2021 02:09

    BF>> Don't feed the troll.
    LL>
    LL> Yesssssssss, master.
    LL>
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    LL> úñΓúñΓíÖΓú┐Γú┐Γú┐Γú┐Γú┐Γú┐

    You use a newsgroup NNTP and UTF8 coding in your messages - in FIDO
    nobody can see your pictures. They are able to read your messages only
    because codes 0-127 in UTF-8 are the same.

    Bye, Lee!
    Alexander Koryagin
    fido7.fidonews 2021
    --- FIDOGATE 5.1.7ds
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  • From alexander koryagin@2:5020/2140.2 to Tommi Koivula on Friday, April 05, 2024 09:45:32
    Hi, Tommi Koivula!
    I read your message from 02.04.2021 15:19

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    AK>> You use a newsgroup NNTP and UTF8 coding in your messages -
    AK>> in FIDO nobody can see your pictures. They are able to read
    AK>> your messages only because codes 0-127 in UTF-8 are the
    AK>> same.
    TK>
    TK> http://pics.rsh.ru/img/20210401371_9ap4njj5.jpg
    TK> In fact it looks perfect in this HotDogEd, and this IS fido
    TK> point reader, not nntp reader.;)

    What about a classic FIDO soft? Does a Golded user see it?

    Bye, Tommi!
    Alexander Koryagin
    fido7.fidonews 2021
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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to alexander koryagin on Friday, April 05, 2024 18:32:18
    Hello Alexander,

    Don't feed the troll.

    Yesssssssss, master.

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    You use a newsgroup NNTP and UTF8 coding in your messages - in FIDO
    nobody can see your pictures. They are able to read your messages only because codes 0-127 in UTF-8 are the same.

    I can change my settings, dropping UTF-8 coding, thus making
    works of art more compatible with FIDO.

    --Lee

    --
    Silence is violence!

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  • From alexander koryagin@2:5020/2140.2 to Lee Lofaso on Saturday, April 06, 2024 10:24:32
    Hi, Lee Lofaso!
    I read your message from 05.04.2021 17:32

    ak>> You use a newsgroup NNTP and UTF8 coding in your messages -
    ak>> in FIDO nobody can see your pictures. They are able to read
    ak>> your messages only because codes 0-127 in UTF-8 are the
    ak>> same.
    LL>
    LL> I can change my settings, dropping UTF-8 coding, thus making
    LL> works of art more compatible with FIDO.

    Then, also, some punctuation you use when posting articles from Internet
    will look correct. Although, some NNTP clients (for instance
    Thunderbird) automatically analyse the message text before sending it.
    If your text was copied from UTF8 web page it can contains some illegal symbols for ASCII charset, and in this case Thunderbird will transform
    the text to UTF8 automatically and nothing can be done. The way out is
    only one - to filter wrong symbols. The main question is how. However in English the texts with bad chars are not very heavy problem. Another
    thing is with Cyrillic texts. When I made my ReformatorQuoter I had to
    make a very strong filter to prevent Thunderbird from becoming UTF8crazy. ;)

    Bye, Lee!
    Alexander Koryagin
    fido7.fidonews 2021
    --- FIDOGATE 5.1.7ds
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