• Re: First to Fly

    From Dan Clough@1:123/115 to Kurt Weiske on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:31:14
    Kurt Weiske wrote to Dan Clough <=-

    Dan Clough wrote to Ward Dossche <=-

    Well.... actually Ward wrote the below, not me.

    armwrestled to give Belgian military secrets (at this point, my
    belly is wiggling so hard from a laughing cramp, it hurts) to the Russians.

    Sounds like a Monty Python reference. They always had it in for
    the Belgians.

    Could be.



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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:31:14
    Hello Everybody,

    Everybody knows The Wright Brothers were the first men to fly an
    airplane. But who can tell me who was the first man to fly an airplane
    in England? And in Sweden? Gosh, us Americans are #1 in *everytning*!
    Even to fly a helicopter on Mars!

    --Lee

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Ward Dossche on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:31:14
    Hello Ward,

    Everybody knows The Wright Brothers were the first men to fly an
    airplane. But who can tell me who was the first man to fly an airplane
    in England? And in Sweden? Gosh, us Americans are #1 in *everytning*!
    Even to fly a helicopter on Mars!

    You were also the first ones to elect an absolute moron as president of the
    USA.

    We are *proud* of that! No other country will ever match us!
    Not even Italy, which has tried for decades. Benito Mussolini
    thought of himself as the greatest statesman of all time. And
    he was. Just compare footage of Trump and Mussolini. Both use
    the same poses, folding their arms the same way, making the
    same gestures, even their facial expressions being the same.

    Now if only Trump would have thought of shaving his head ...

    --Lee

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Lee Lofaso on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:31:14
    On 24/04/2021 02:25, 2203/2 wrote:

    Everybody knows The Wright Brothers were the first men to fly an
    airplane.

    Supposedly someone in NZ beat them - but USA had a better news/propaganda system in place at the time.

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  • From Terry Roati@3:640/1321 to Lee Lofaso on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:31:14
    Nah, the Ruskies beat you into space.

    On Apr 23, 2021 06:23pm, Lee Lofaso wrote to All:

    Hello Everybody,

    Everybody knows The Wright Brothers were the first men to fly an
    airplane. But who can tell me who was the first man to fly an airplane
    in England? And in Sweden? Gosh, us Americans are #1 in *everytning*!
    Even to fly a helicopter on Mars!

    --Lee

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    Black lives matter!

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to David Drummond on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:31:14
    Hello David,

    Everybody knows The Wright Brothers were the first men to fly an
    airplane.

    Supposedly someone in NZ beat them - but USA had a better news/propaganda system in place at the time.

    We still do. We are the only country on earth that could replace
    one moron with another moron. And not even realize what we did.

    --Lee

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Kees van Eeten on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:31:14
    Hello Kees,

    We are *proud* of that! No other country will ever match us!
    Not even Italy, which has tried for decades. Benito Mussolini
    thought of himself as the greatest statesman of all time. And
    he was. Just compare footage of Trump and Mussolini. Both use
    the same poses, folding their arms the same way, making the
    same gestures, even their facial expressions being the same.

    Now if only Trump would have thought of shaving his head ...

    Mussolini was also fond of uniforms, how smart would your president
    have have looked in such an outfit.

    Il Duce with orange hair? You really gotta be kiddin' me!

    --Lee

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Terry Roati on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:31:14
    Hello Terry,

    Nah, the Ruskies beat you into space.

    Both the Wright brothers made it into the air. But one of them
    became the first to die in flight (the other was too chicken to
    fly after his first experience).

    Gagarin made it into space. But crashed his airplane on Earth,
    becoming the first cosmonaut to die in flight.

    There was another cosmonaut who became the first to die in space.
    But nobody remembers his name. Or wants so.

    Now you know why Russia bans its cosmonauts from playing chess
    in space.

    --Lee

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  • From Terry Roati@3:640/1321 to Ward Dossche on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:31:14
    Shhhhh.

    I believe most of early NASA were from the UK if my memory is right.

    Terry

    On Apr 24, 2021 07:58pm, Ward Dossche wrote to Terry Roati:

    Nah, the Ruskies beat you into space.

    And don't tell'm their Atlas rocket programme was a Belgian thing plus without top-Nazi Von Braun there would not have been an Apollo moonlanding.

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  • From Dan Clough@1:123/115 to Ward Dossche on Tuesday, April 16, 2024 07:31:14
    Ward Dossche wrote to Dan Clough <=-

    Possibly true, but what other nation's space program could those people have contributed to (at the time)?

    I think it's a matter of financing and opportunity. It's more
    readily available in the US than elsewhere.

    Yes, but my point above was that there wasn't another space program that
    those people could have contributed to, back then.

    Someone our famiy knew in the 1950-ies was a helicopter pilot in
    the Belgian military stationed in the then German occupation
    zone. He was going to make a big career in the military, then he
    met a German girl with relatives in Eastern Germany. They got
    married, he was forced out of his job because he could be
    armwrestled to give Belgian military secrets (at this point, my
    belly is wiggling so hard from a laughing cramp, it hurts) to the Russians.

    :-)

    McDonnelDouglas learned from this event, hired him and he became
    chief test-pilot on the DC10 program.

    Cool.

    Weren't semiconducters developed by a Hungarian refugee? And
    wasn't Apple founded by the illegitimate son of an Iranian
    refugee?

    I don't know offhand, but I'll take your word that it's true.

    Financing and opportunity ...

    ... and maybe something else ...

    Yep, right on all counts.



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