• CEASE, CRETIN

    From Wendyl Merikaan@2:382/147 to Jas Hud on Wednesday, May 11, 2022 00:20:26
    HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of
    zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    I am the NINETY THREE GIGS of MAHJONG TILES in .PIC FORMAT filling up yr
    paltry zero day warez partition on yr VirtualBBS board with the no-name
    modem and gimpy handshake like 80% of yr callers cant connect to except
    at like 1200 max on maybe a good day

    I am the FOUR MILLION CRYSTITE PLOTS facing down yr lousy three food
    plots as a MULE goes grazy and runs away leaving u with 2, only to laugh
    as u try to mine SMITHORE in the river valley LIKE THE JABRONI U ARE

    I AM A TRANSDIMENSIONAL POLYPHASIC GIGACHAD FUCKSTORM and I SHALL BE
    HEARD

    I CALL U OUT jas hud u obnoxious cockwomble

    I have HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT and as MODERATOR OF ALL OF FIDONET
    EXCEPT FOR THE WIN95 ECHO WHICH IS ALL SEAN DENNIS I WARN U STERNLY

    WE HERE in zone 8 have been watching for 38 years - THAT IS TO SAY AS
    LONG AS JONAH HILL (MOST PUISSANT) HAS BEEN ALIVE and have LAMENTED THE
    DECLINE OF FIDONET on account of DOUCHE CANOE-RY SUCH AS THAT U ENGAGE
    IN ON A NEARLY DAILY BASIS

    REPENT U MISERABLE TAINT SCRATCHING OF INDETERMINATE ORIGIN

    CONFESS UR SINS NOW

    or I shall hunt u until the last star falls from the sky for my name is
    chaos and I RIDE THE BEAST WITH SEVEN HEADS AND TEN HORNS having paid of BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH
    with a pile of old NIGHT OWL SHAREWARE CDs, FOUR FLOPPY DISKS OF LATE
    80s AIRBRUSHED SCAT PORN IN .GIF FORMAT and CHEAT CODES FOR ZORK IN
    WHICH GRUES MAY BE EMPLOYED FOR SENSUAL DELIGHTS THE NATURE OF WHICH
    YOUR PUNY MIND CANNOT EVEN FATHOM

    IN THE NAME OF GREATER FIDONET, under the THUMB OF WHICH the degenerate
    masses will one day be ENSLAVED, CRYING OUT IN THEIR INIQUITY AND
    SUPPLICATION, REPTENT OF THY SINS AND PROSTRATE THYSELVES BEFORE YOUR
    BETTERS BE IT ALL BBS PACKAGE DEVELOPERS, SEAN DENNIS, OR RYAN SECREST

    REPENT NOW LEST YE BE DESTROYED, GROUND UP, EXTRUDED, AND SERVED TO
    FRATER NICK ANDRE IN THE FORM OF A CHALUPA

    YE HAVE BEEN WARNED YE WRETCHED FOUL CRAWLING THING

    REPENT OR BE DESTROYED JAS HUD

    U HAVE BEEN WARNED

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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Wendyl Merikaan on Tuesday, May 10, 2022 19:36:07
    On 11 May 22 00:20:26, Wendyl Merikaan said the following to Jas Hud:

    HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    Nick

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  • From Jas Hud@1:129/305 to Nick Andre on Wednesday, May 11, 2022 05:32:23
    |03Quoting message from |11Nick Andre |03to |11Wendyl Merikaan
    |03on |1110 May 22 19:36:07|03.

    On 11 May 22 00:20:26, Wendyl Merikaan said the following to Jas Hud:

    HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    Nick

    it was? i didnt read it

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  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to NICK ANDRE on Wednesday, May 11, 2022 16:37:00
    HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    Mike


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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Dumas Walker on Wednesday, May 11, 2022 17:35:18
    On 11 May 22 16:37:00, Dumas Walker said the following to Nick Andre:

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    I know...

    Nick

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  • From Glenn Rossi@1:275/301 to Dumas Walker on Wednesday, May 11, 2022 21:57:14
    On 5/11/2022 4:37 PM, Dumas Walker wrote:
    HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of >> WM> zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    Mike


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    Wasn't Zone 8 RBBSNet?
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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Nick Andre on Wednesday, May 11, 2022 07:21:00
    Nick Andre wrote to Wendyl Merikaan <=-

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    Channeling some serious "Church of the Sub-Genius" vibes. I'm waiting
    for the "Stark Fist of Removal", myself.



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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Kurt Weiske on Thursday, May 12, 2022 12:01:29
    On 11 May 22 07:21:00, Kurt Weiske said the following to Nick Andre:

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    Channeling some serious "Church of the Sub-Genius" vibes. I'm waiting
    for the "Stark Fist of Removal", myself.

    The Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers is a domestic terrorist organization. You don't want to rub the Clit the wrong way.

    They're believed to be a violent extremist offshoot of Liberating Apes Before Imprisoning Apes.

    Nick

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  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to NICK ANDRE on Thursday, May 12, 2022 16:18:00
    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    I know...

    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one
    of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update? :D

    Mike


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  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to GLENN ROSSI on Thursday, May 12, 2022 16:18:00
    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    Wasn't Zone 8 RBBSNet?

    Might have been. Sounds like it is the FIDO zone for Zebulon 6 now.

    Mike


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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Dumas Walker on Thursday, May 12, 2022 22:07:29
    On 12 May 22 16:18:00, Dumas Walker said the following to Nick Andre:

    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    I know...

    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update? :D

    Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

    Nick

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  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to NICK ANDRE on Friday, May 13, 2022 16:37:00
    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one
    of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update? :D

    Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

    Yeah, that doesn't sound like much of a party. I guess the Z8 ZC, whoever he/she/they are, must not be as much fun as the original poster seems to be.

    Mike


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  • From Jas Hud@1:103/705 to Nick Andre on Saturday, May 14, 2022 09:48:24
    To: Nick Andre
    Re: Re: CEASE, CRETIN
    By: Nick Andre to Dumas Walker on Thu May 12 2022 10:07 pm


    Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

    that's got to be difficult. he cant just sit on the box because he would crush on it. does he put sawdust down?
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  • From Jas Hud@1:103/705 to Dumas Walker on Saturday, May 14, 2022 09:52:58
    To: Dumas Walker
    Re: Re: CEASE, CRETIN
    By: Dumas Walker to NICK ANDRE on Fri May 13 2022 04:37 pm

    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one
    of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update?
    :D

    Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

    Yeah, that doesn't sound like much of a party. I guess the Z8 ZC, whoever he/she/they are, must not be as much fun as the original poster seems to be.



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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Dumas Walker on Friday, May 13, 2022 07:17:00
    Dumas Walker wrote to NICK ANDRE <=-

    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at
    one of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update?

    That's not the way it works. You talk to your RC, at the quarterly
    canoe race, gator fry and hoedown, then we can remind our ZC at the
    next offering/tribute.

    You gotta take it up the chain.



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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Dumas Walker on Friday, May 13, 2022 07:18:00
    Dumas Walker wrote to GLENN ROSSI <=-

    Might have been. Sounds like it is the FIDO zone for Zebulon 6 now.

    I want to rename my BBS to "Zebulon 6" now. Make people wonder what
    happened to Zebulons one through five.



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  • From Denis Mosko@1:153/757.1315 to Kurt Weiske on Sunday, May 15, 2022 16:05:14
    Babylon 5?

    I want to rename my BBS to "Zebulon 6" now. Make people wonder what happened to Zebulons one through five.



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  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to KURT WEISKE on Sunday, May 15, 2022 08:53:00
    Dumas Walker wrote to NICK ANDRE <=-

    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update?

    That's not the way it works. You talk to your RC, at the quarterly
    canoe race, gator fry and hoedown, then we can remind our ZC at the
    next offering/tribute.

    You gotta take it up the chain.

    So I need to talk to the other Nick first. Got it!

    Mike


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