• Todays Random Tagline

    From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, November 19, 2021 00:01:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 19, 2021.
    This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 42 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is freeware; future support is unavailable.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, November 20, 2021 00:03:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 20, 2021.
    This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is restricted to day VFR use only.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, November 23, 2021 00:01:08
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 23, 2021.
    This is the 327th day of the year, there are 38 days left.

    On this day...
    To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, November 24, 2021 00:01:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 24, 2021.
    This is the 328th day of the year, there are 37 days left.

    On this day...
    Toe: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, November 25, 2021 07:45:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 25, 2021.
    This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.

    On this day...
    Tomato Paste: What you use to fix broken tomatoes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, November 26, 2021 00:01:15
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 26, 2021.
    This is the 330th day of the year, there are 35 days left.

    On this day...
    Tonight's Forecast: Dark, with scattered light by sunrise.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, November 27, 2021 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 27, 2021.
    This is the 331st day of the year, there are 34 days left.

    On this day...
    Too old to cut the mustard; but can still stir the mayo.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, November 28, 2021 00:01:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 28, 2021.
    This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 33 days left.

    On this day...
    Tried keeping a stiff upper lip, but my face muscles hurt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, November 29, 2021 00:01:21
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 29, 2021.
    This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.

    On this day...
    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, November 30, 2021 00:01:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 30, 2021.
    This is the 334th day of the year, there are 31 days left.

    On this day...
    Unzip, Expand, Inflate, Explode. What idiot thought this?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, December 01, 2021 00:01:19
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 1, 2021.
    This is the 335th day of the year, there are 30 days left.

    On this day...
    Upgrade: Remove old bugs, insert new ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, December 02, 2021 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 2, 2021.
    This is the 336th day of the year, there are 29 days left.

    On this day...
    Virus Check Complete. All viruses functioning normally.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, December 03, 2021 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 3, 2021.
    This is the 337th day of the year, there are 28 days left.

    On this day...
    WARNING!! I'm naked under these clothes!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, December 04, 2021 00:01:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 4, 2021.
    This is the 338th day of the year, there are 27 days left.

    On this day...
    We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, December 06, 2021 00:01:07
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 6, 2021.
    This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.

    On this day...
    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, December 08, 2021 00:01:25
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 8, 2021.
    This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.

    On this day...
    What if someone's real name is a psuedonym??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, December 09, 2021 00:01:31
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 9, 2021.
    This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.

    On this day...
    What if there were no hypothetical questions??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, December 10, 2021 00:03:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 10, 2021.
    This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.

    On this day...
    What is the sound of one hand clapping??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, December 11, 2021 00:53:59
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 11, 2021.
    This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

    On this day...
    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, December 14, 2021 00:01:14
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 14, 2021.
    This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.

    On this day...
    Where there's a Will, I want to be in it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, December 15, 2021 00:05:05
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 15, 2021.
    This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.

    On this day...
    Why do nurses leave the room when you get undressed??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, December 16, 2021 10:48:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 16, 2021.
    This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.

    On this day...
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, December 17, 2021 07:51:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 17, 2021.
    This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.

    On this day...
    Why does the Psychic Hotline have to ask for your name??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, December 18, 2021 13:06:18
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 18, 2021.
    This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

    On this day...
    Why don't potholes knock your tires back into alignment??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, December 20, 2021 00:01:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 20, 2021.
    This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, December 21, 2021 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 21, 2021.
    This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, December 23, 2021 00:02:07
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 23, 2021.
    This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.

    On this day...
    Windbreaker: A Poot Suit.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, December 26, 2021 00:01:58
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 26, 2021.
    This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.

    On this day...
    Wisconsin: Come smell our dairy air.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, December 27, 2021 00:02:54
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 27, 2021.
    This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.

    On this day...
    X-Modem: A modem on the losing end of a lightning strike.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, December 29, 2021 00:02:09
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 29, 2021.
    This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.

    On this day...
    You'll have no other Sysop before me (just kidding).
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, January 06, 2022 00:01:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 6, 2022.
    This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy who's addicted to brake fluid can stop any time.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, January 16, 2022 00:02:03
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 16, 2022.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    A Sysop's phone and internet bills know no bounds...
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, January 17, 2022 00:01:22
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 17, 2022.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, January 19, 2022 00:01:22
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 19, 2022.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    Aacckk!! II''mm hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, January 23, 2022 00:02:11
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 23, 2022.
    This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

    On this day...
    After Tuesday, even the calender says WTF.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, January 24, 2022 00:02:12
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 24, 2022.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Wednesday, January 26, 2022 17:09:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid Today is Thursday December 2, 2021.
    This is the 336th day of the year, there are 29 days left.
    On this day...
    Virus Check Complete. All viruses functioning normally.

    I'd think insted of dozxens of these autopost messages, it'd be better to post one every ten days, with ten taglinesin it, as most collectors like to collect a bunch at once. . .

    So those who jump in to try posting one favourite they just discovered, stand out as a live user of the echo. . .
    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, January 31, 2022 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 31, 2022.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    All wiyht. Rho sritkhed mg kegtaps awoumd?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, February 11, 2022 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 11, 2022.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, February 17, 2022 11:37:54
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 17, 2022.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, February 18, 2022 00:01:28
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 18, 2022.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    BBS?? Yeah, I do BBS...but, I can control it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, February 19, 2022 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 19, 2022.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, February 20, 2022 00:01:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 20, 2022.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    Beauty is skin deep...but ugly goes clear to the bone.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, February 21, 2022 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 21, 2022.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    Before drawing boards, where did they go back to??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, February 22, 2022 12:53:54
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 22, 2022.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    Being born is bad for your health; it leads to death.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, February 23, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 23, 2022.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, February 24, 2022 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 24, 2022.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    Blizzard Warning: Your Dairy Queen Shake Is Ready.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, February 25, 2022 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 25, 2022.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    Borg Bugers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, February 26, 2022 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 26, 2022.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Broken pencils are like life with no geometry: Pointless!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, February 27, 2022 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 27, 2022.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    Bulldozers: People who sleep through political speeches.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, February 28, 2022 00:01:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 28, 2022.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    By The Way, what does BTW stand for?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, March 01, 2022 00:02:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 1, 2022.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    Can pigs fly?? Depends on how hard you toss them.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, March 02, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 2, 2022.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    Can you repeat the part after "Listen Very Carefully"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, March 03, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 3, 2022.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    Cannibals eat missionaries to get a taste of religion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, March 04, 2022 00:01:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 4, 2022.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, March 05, 2022 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 5, 2022.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    Chain Lightning: For when you can't stop with one bolt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, March 06, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 6, 2022.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    Change is good; especially when it relates to underwear.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, March 07, 2022 04:35:58
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 7, 2022.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, March 08, 2022 00:01:31
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 8, 2022.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    Chocolate lovers 12 step plan: < 12 steps from chocolate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, March 09, 2022 00:01:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 9, 2022.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. Pop Quiz To Follow.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, March 10, 2022 00:01:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 10, 2022.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    Classical Gas: A Mozart Fart.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, March 11, 2022 00:01:42
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 11, 2022.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, March 12, 2022 00:01:29
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 12, 2022.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, March 13, 2022 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 13, 2022.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    Cold winter coming!! I saw a squirrel buying Sterno!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, March 14, 2022 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 14, 2022.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    Computer Hacker wanted. Must have own axe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, March 15, 2022 09:58:42
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 15, 2022.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, March 16, 2022 00:01:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 16, 2022.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, March 17, 2022 00:01:31
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 17, 2022.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, March 18, 2022 08:16:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 18, 2022.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    Conference on Global Warming canceled due to blizzard.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, March 19, 2022 00:01:30
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 19, 2022.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, March 20, 2022 00:01:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 20, 2022.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Justice System: Where criminals get the justice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, March 21, 2022 00:01:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 21, 2022.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Lawyer: A redundancy if there ever was one.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, March 22, 2022 10:06:30
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 22, 2022.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    Critical Error: System Halted. Hit any user to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, March 23, 2022 00:01:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 23, 2022.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    Dachshunds are small crocodiles with fur.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, March 24, 2022 00:01:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 24, 2022.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    Darn it!! I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, March 25, 2022 00:01:31
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 25, 2022.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    Deduce is De Lowest Card In De Deck.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, March 26, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 26, 2022.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja Booboo: When you feel you've screwed this up before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, March 27, 2022 00:01:50
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 27, 2022.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja-Moo: When you feel you've seen this bullcrap before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, March 29, 2022 17:56:00
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 29, 2022.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, March 30, 2022 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 30, 2022.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    Diet Water: The flavor of water, but half the calories.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, March 31, 2022 00:01:23
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 31, 2022.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    Dime: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, April 01, 2022 00:02:28
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 1, 2022.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, April 02, 2022 09:43:08
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 2, 2022.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    Disk Failure: (W)arm Boot, (C)old Boot, (S)teel Toe Boot?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, April 03, 2022 00:01:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 3, 2022.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, April 04, 2022 00:01:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 4, 2022.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not use elevator in case of fire. Water works better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, April 05, 2022 07:53:28
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 5, 2022.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    Do you, Sysop, take this BBS, to be your wedded spouse??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, April 06, 2022 07:40:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 6, 2022.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    Does "MNP-5" mean "Modem needs a 5 topping pizza"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, April 07, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 7, 2022.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    Does a clean house show that there's a broken computer??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, April 11, 2022 12:47:20
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 11, 2022.
    This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

    On this day...
    Dog expelled from Obedience School: Kid ate his homework.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, April 12, 2022 09:30:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 12, 2022.
    This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

    On this day...
    Dominoes: =======/////////////////////|||||||||||||||||||
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, April 13, 2022 19:23:15
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 13, 2022.
    This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't drink and park -- accidents cause people.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, April 09, 2022 14:27:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 9, 2022.
    This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

    On this day...
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, April 14, 2022 09:59:16
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 14, 2022.
    This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't raise the bar!! It's too hard to get the drinks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, April 15, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 15, 2022.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    Drain Bamage?? No, thanks...I already have some.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, April 16, 2022 14:35:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 16, 2022.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    Drink Canada Dry. Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, April 17, 2022 18:36:05
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 17, 2022.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    E-mail returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, April 18, 2022 00:01:13
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 18, 2022.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    Eagles soar; weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, April 19, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 19, 2022.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    Early birds get the worm; the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, April 20, 2022 00:03:20
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 20, 2022.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, April 21, 2022 00:01:24
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 21, 2022.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    Either this man's dead, or my watch is stopped. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, April 22, 2022 00:01:21
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 22, 2022.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    Email returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, April 23, 2022 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 23, 2022.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, April 24, 2022 14:01:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 24, 2022.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, April 25, 2022 07:53:54
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 25, 2022.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

    On this day...
    Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, April 26, 2022 00:02:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 26, 2022.
    This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

    On this day...
    Error: Bad Or Missing Mouse Driver. Blame The Cat?? (Y/n)
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, April 27, 2022 00:01:21
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 27, 2022.
    This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.

    On this day...
    Error: Keyboard not attached. Press <F1> to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, April 28, 2022 00:06:09
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 28, 2022.
    This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.

    On this day...
    Error?? Impossible!! My keyboard is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, April 29, 2022 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 29, 2022.
    This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.

    On this day...
    ESC?? I didn't know I was trapped.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, April 30, 2022 00:10:29
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 30, 2022.
    This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.

    On this day...
    Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the etherbunny.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, May 01, 2022 00:11:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 1, 2022.
    This is the 121st day of the year, there are 244 days left.

    On this day...
    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, May 02, 2022 00:10:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 2, 2022.
    This is the 122nd day of the year, there are 243 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day is a fresh start; a new chance to screw it up.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, May 03, 2022 07:51:25
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 3, 2022.
    This is the 123rd day of the year, there are 242 days left.

    On this day...
    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, May 04, 2022 00:10:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 4, 2022.
    This is the 124th day of the year, there are 241 days left.

    On this day...
    Examples of Pro and Con: Progress and Congress.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, May 05, 2022 18:35:50
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 5, 2022.
    This is the 125th day of the year, there are 240 days left.

    On this day...
    Excessive mouse activity detected. Running CAT.EXE to fix
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, May 06, 2022 00:11:15
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 6, 2022.
    This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.

    On this day...
    Exterminator needed: world wide web found
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, May 07, 2022 00:10:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 7, 2022.
    This is the 127th day of the year, there are 238 days left.

    On this day...
    Eyewitnesses were on the scene in minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, May 08, 2022 00:10:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 8, 2022.
    This is the 128th day of the year, there are 237 days left.

    On this day...
    Failure is not an option. It comes shipped with Windows.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, May 09, 2022 00:10:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 9, 2022.
    This is the 129th day of the year, there are 236 days left.

    On this day...
    Fart: An audio test of your body's waste disposal system.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, May 10, 2022 00:10:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 10, 2022.
    This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.

    On this day...
    Fartvergnugen: The pleasure of breaking wind.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, May 11, 2022 00:10:42
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 11, 2022.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    Fer sail. Spel cheker. Wurks Fein. Cheep.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, May 12, 2022 00:10:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 12, 2022.
    This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

    On this day...
    Filename Viagra started with Windows 95.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, May 13, 2022 00:10:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 13, 2022.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped, please.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, May 14, 2022 00:10:40
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 14, 2022.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    Flood: A river that's too big for its bridges.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, May 15, 2022 00:10:40
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 15, 2022.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, May 16, 2022 00:10:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 16, 2022.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    For a transcript; get a piece of paper, and write fast!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, May 17, 2022 00:10:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 17, 2022.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, May 18, 2022 00:10:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 18, 2022.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    Frisbyterian: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, May 19, 2022 00:10:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 19, 2022.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    German Chocolate Cake in Germany is just cake.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, May 20, 2022 00:10:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 20, 2022.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    German word for constipation: Farfrompoopin
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, May 21, 2022 00:10:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 21, 2022.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Get your free subscription before the price doubles!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, May 22, 2022 06:59:15
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 22, 2022.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, May 23, 2022 00:10:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 23, 2022.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    GPS: Great Posterior Seated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, May 24, 2022 00:10:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 24, 2022.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    Grace Period: The time it takes to ask the meal blessing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, May 25, 2022 10:39:22
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 25, 2022.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    H.A.M. Radio Operator: H)ave A)nother M)eal.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, May 26, 2022 00:10:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 26, 2022.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio Messages And Replies Will Be Sent In Morse Code.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, May 27, 2022 00:10:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 27, 2022.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio QRP: When you care enough to give the least.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, May 28, 2022 00:10:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 28, 2022.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, May 29, 2022 00:10:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 29, 2022.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, May 30, 2022 00:10:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 30, 2022.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Have a Tex-Mex Emergency?? Dial Nine Juan Juan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, May 31, 2022 00:10:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 31, 2022.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Have you thanked your Sysop or Echo Moderator today??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, June 01, 2022 00:20:28
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 1, 2022.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, June 02, 2022 15:42:14
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 2, 2022.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, June 03, 2022 00:11:40
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 3, 2022.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Heisenberg may have slept here.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, June 04, 2022 00:10:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 4, 2022.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, June 05, 2022 00:10:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 5, 2022.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Hemlock: A device that prevents garment alterations.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, June 06, 2022 00:10:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 6, 2022.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Hindsight is 20/20 - but I don't have eyes in my butt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, June 07, 2022 00:10:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 7, 2022.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    Home Alone is when you can poop with the door open.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, June 08, 2022 00:10:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 8, 2022.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Honk if you love peace and quiet.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, June 09, 2022 00:10:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 9, 2022.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, June 10, 2022 00:10:31
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 10, 2022.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    How can you eat one of God's own creatures? A Sandwich.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, June 11, 2022 00:10:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 11, 2022.
    This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.

    On this day...
    How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, June 12, 2022 00:10:39
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 12, 2022.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, June 13, 2022 22:51:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 13, 2022.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, June 14, 2022 00:10:24
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 14, 2022.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, June 15, 2022 00:33:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 15, 2022.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, June 16, 2022 00:10:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 16, 2022.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    How long should we practice sex before it's safe??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, June 17, 2022 00:10:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 17, 2022.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, June 18, 2022 00:11:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 18, 2022.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, June 19, 2022 00:11:01
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 19, 2022.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, June 20, 2022 00:10:31
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 20, 2022.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't be overdrawn at the bank!! I still have checks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, June 21, 2022 00:10:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 21, 2022.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't remember the last time I had a memory problem.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, June 22, 2022 00:10:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 22, 2022.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, June 23, 2022 00:10:40
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 23, 2022.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't crash; the ground came up, and hit me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, June 24, 2022 00:10:42
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 24, 2022.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, June 25, 2022 00:10:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 25, 2022.
    This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't have time to wait for instant gratification.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, June 26, 2022 00:11:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 26, 2022.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, June 27, 2022 00:10:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 27, 2022.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, June 28, 2022 00:10:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 28, 2022.
    This is the 179th day of the year, there are 186 days left.

    On this day...
    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, June 29, 2022 00:10:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 29, 2022.
    This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.

    On this day...
    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, June 30, 2022 00:10:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 30, 2022.
    This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.

    On this day...
    I found a piano stool. I thought they were housebroken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, July 01, 2022 00:10:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 1, 2022.
    This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.

    On this day...
    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, July 02, 2022 00:10:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 2, 2022.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    I hate Indian Givers. No, wait...I take that back!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, July 03, 2022 00:10:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 3, 2022.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, July 04, 2022 00:10:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 4, 2022.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, July 05, 2022 00:10:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 5, 2022.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    I like it dark at night, and light during the day.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, July 06, 2022 00:10:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 6, 2022.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    I like stuffed animals; oven baked with bread crumbs.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, July 07, 2022 00:10:30
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 7, 2022.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, July 08, 2022 00:10:28
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 8, 2022.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    I multi-task -- I read in the bathroom.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, July 09, 2022 00:10:29
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 9, 2022.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    I shoot every 3rd salesperson -- the 2nd one just left.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, July 10, 2022 00:10:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 10, 2022.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    I talk to myself when I need expert advice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, July 11, 2022 00:10:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 11, 2022.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, July 12, 2022 00:10:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 12, 2022.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, July 13, 2022 09:21:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 13, 2022.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried snorting Coke; but the bubbles went up my nose.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, July 14, 2022 00:10:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 14, 2022.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, July 15, 2022 00:10:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 15, 2022.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, July 16, 2022 00:10:39
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 16, 2022.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to have an open mind; my brains kept falling out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, July 17, 2022 00:10:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 17, 2022.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, July 24, 2022 00:10:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 24, 2022.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, July 19, 2022 00:10:29
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 19, 2022.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, July 20, 2022 00:10:30
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 20, 2022.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    I went to college at Catatonic State.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, July 21, 2022 00:10:30
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 21, 2022.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, July 22, 2022 00:10:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 22, 2022.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, July 23, 2022 00:10:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 23, 2022.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, July 25, 2022 00:10:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 25, 2022.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, July 26, 2022 00:10:31
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 26, 2022.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, July 27, 2022 00:10:28
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 27, 2022.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, July 28, 2022 00:10:29
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 28, 2022.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, July 29, 2022 07:59:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 29, 2022.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, July 30, 2022 00:10:28
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 30, 2022.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm speeding because I have to go poop.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, July 31, 2022 10:06:23
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 31, 2022.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    I've repeatedly said to you, to not be redundant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, August 01, 2022 00:10:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 1, 2022.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    I've never argued with the weather.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, August 02, 2022 00:10:29
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 2, 2022.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, August 03, 2022 00:10:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 3, 2022.
    This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

    On this day...
    If Barbie's so popular, why must you buy her friends??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, August 04, 2022 08:34:07
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 4, 2022.
    This is the 216th day of the year, there are 149 days left.

    On this day...
    If cats could read they would paws after each claws.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, August 05, 2022 00:01:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 5, 2022.
    This is the 217th day of the year, there are 148 days left.

    On this day...
    If everything seems to be OK, you've overlooked something.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, August 06, 2022 00:01:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 6, 2022.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    If flying's safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, August 07, 2022 00:02:16
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 7, 2022.
    This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

    On this day...
    If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, August 08, 2022 00:01:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 8, 2022.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

    On this day...
    If you fly by the seat of your pants, don't eat prunes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, August 09, 2022 10:55:17
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 9, 2022.
    This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    If you have a rotary phone, please press 1 now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, August 10, 2022 07:26:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 10, 2022.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    If you live in Hawaii, where do you go on vacation??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, August 11, 2022 00:01:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 11, 2022.
    This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.

    On this day...
    If you think nobody cares, try missing some payments.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, August 12, 2022 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 12, 2022.
    This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.

    On this day...
    If you're consonated, maybe you need a vowel movement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, August 13, 2022 00:01:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 13, 2022.
    This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.

    On this day...
    If your head's in the sand, your butt's a prime target!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, August 14, 2022 00:02:04
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 14, 2022.
    This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

    On this day...
    Illiterate? Read below where you can write for free help.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, August 15, 2022 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 15, 2022.
    This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.

    On this day...
    In God We Trust: All Others Require Verification
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, August 16, 2022 06:28:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 16, 2022.
    This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.

    On this day...
    Inflation has gone up over $1 a quart. - W.C. Fields
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, August 17, 2022 10:41:04
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 17, 2022.
    This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.

    On this day...
    Insert Disk 5 Of 4, and Press Any Key To Continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, August 18, 2022 00:01:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 18, 2022.
    This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.

    On this day...
    Instant gratification takes too long.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, August 19, 2022 00:01:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 19, 2022.
    This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.

    On this day...
    Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, August 20, 2022 00:01:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 20, 2022.
    This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 133 days left.

    On this day...
    Is It OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded Fire Station??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, August 21, 2022 00:02:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 21, 2022.
    This is the 233rd day of the year, there are 132 days left.

    On this day...
    Is The Sysop Gone?? Good!! Now, I can !#@$%&*^ NO CARRIER
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, August 22, 2022 00:03:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 22, 2022.
    This is the 234th day of the year, there are 131 days left.

    On this day...
    Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, August 23, 2022 00:02:04
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 23, 2022.
    This is the 235th day of the year, there are 130 days left.

    On this day...
    It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, August 24, 2022 00:01:50
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 24, 2022.
    This is the 236th day of the year, there are 129 days left.

    On this day...
    It's so hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, August 25, 2022 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 25, 2022.
    This is the 237th day of the year, there are 128 days left.

    On this day...
    JavaScript: Instructions on how to make a pot of coffee.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, August 26, 2022 00:01:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 26, 2022.
    This is the 238th day of the year, there are 127 days left.

    On this day...
    Jaywalkers will be run down, and ticketed by police.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, August 27, 2022 00:01:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 27, 2022.
    This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.

    On this day...
    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, August 28, 2022 00:02:01
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 28, 2022.
    This is the 240th day of the year, there are 125 days left.

    On this day...
    Jury: 12 people deciding which client has the best lawyer
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, August 29, 2022 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 29, 2022.
    This is the 241st day of the year, there are 124 days left.

    On this day...
    LaQuinta: Spanish for "Next To Denny's".
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, August 31, 2022 00:01:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 31, 2022.
    This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, September 01, 2022 00:01:42
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 1, 2022.
    This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.

    On this day...
    Lead me not into temptation -- I'll find my own way.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, September 02, 2022 07:45:54
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 2, 2022.
    This is the 245th day of the year, there are 120 days left.

    On this day...
    Let me know if you didn't receive this message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, September 03, 2022 08:42:09
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 3, 2022.
    This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.

    On this day...
    Life After Death -- Is that Terminate And Stay Resident??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, September 04, 2022 00:01:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 4, 2022.
    This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.

    On this day...
    Life is fragile...handle with prayer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, September 05, 2022 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 5, 2022.
    This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

    On this day...
    LIFE: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, September 06, 2022 07:15:05
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 6, 2022.
    This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.

    On this day...
    Madness takes its toll; please have exact change...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, September 07, 2022 00:01:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 7, 2022.
    This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.

    On this day...
    Manufacturing contact lenses is harder than meets the eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, September 08, 2022 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 8, 2022.
    This is the 251st day of the year, there are 114 days left.

    On this day...
    Married by a judge; should've asked for a jury. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, September 09, 2022 00:01:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 9, 2022.
    This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.

    On this day...
    May all your children be born naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, September 10, 2022 00:01:56
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 10, 2022.
    This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 112 days left.

    On this day...
    Meteor shower tonight, bring your own soap!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, September 11, 2022 00:01:55
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 11, 2022.
    This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.

    On this day...
    Microsoft Tech Support For Legacy Windows?? FAT Chance!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, September 12, 2022 00:01:50
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 12, 2022.
    This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.

    On this day...
    Misspelled?? Impossible!! My router is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, September 13, 2022 00:01:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 13, 2022.
    This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.

    On this day...
    Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, September 14, 2022 00:01:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 14, 2022.
    This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

    On this day...
    Mufflers don't die. They just get exhausted.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, September 15, 2022 00:02:20
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 15, 2022.
    This is the 258th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

    On this day...
    My day's ruined when I put my left sock on my right foot.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, September 16, 2022 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 16, 2022.
    This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.

    On this day...
    My last original thought died of loneliness.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, September 17, 2022 00:01:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 17, 2022.
    This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.

    On this day...
    Never believe anything until officially denied.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, September 18, 2022 00:03:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 18, 2022.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.

    On this day...
    Never have children...only grandchildren. -Unknown
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, September 19, 2022 00:04:23
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 19, 2022.
    This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.

    On this day...
    Never marry a tennis player; to them, love means nothing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, September 20, 2022 00:01:58
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 20, 2022.
    This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Male infertility can be passed to children.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, September 21, 2022 00:02:09
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 21, 2022.
    This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Man shoots neighbor with machete.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, September 22, 2022 00:01:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 22, 2022.
    This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.

    On this day...
    No Virus Found. AARRGGHH!! I've got the No Virus!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, September 23, 2022 00:01:56
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 23, 2022.
    This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.

    On this day...
    Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, September 24, 2022 00:02:19
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 24, 2022.
    This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.

    On this day...
    OK, so what's the speed of dark?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, September 25, 2022 00:01:59
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 25, 2022.
    This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.

    On this day...
    Oklahoma: Our Tornadoes Go To F6!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, September 26, 2022 00:03:17
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 26, 2022.
    This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.

    On this day...
    Old Virus Detected - Ask your Hacker for a new version.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, September 27, 2022 00:01:58
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 27, 2022.
    This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.

    On this day...
    On my Train Of Thought, 99% are riding for half fare!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, September 28, 2022 00:02:12
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 28, 2022.
    This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.

    On this day...
    On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, September 29, 2022 00:02:06
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 29, 2022.
    This is the 272nd day of the year, there are 93 days left.

    On this day...
    Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, September 30, 2022 00:02:18
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 30, 2022.
    This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.

    On this day...
    Overmedicated?? We have a prescription for that!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, October 01, 2022 00:02:23
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 1, 2022.
    This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.

    On this day...
    Paper Or Plastic Bag?? Doesn't Matter; I'm bi-sacksual.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, October 02, 2022 00:02:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 2, 2022.
    This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.

    On this day...
    Pi R Round, and Cornbread R Square.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, October 03, 2022 00:02:15
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 3, 2022.
    This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.

    On this day...
    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, October 04, 2022 00:02:15
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 4, 2022.
    This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.

    On this day...
    Please don't startle or scare me...I tend to poop easily.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, October 05, 2022 00:02:24
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 5, 2022.
    This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.

    On this day...
    PMS jokes aren't funny - period!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, October 06, 2022 00:02:13
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 6, 2022.
    This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.

    On this day...
    Podcast: What a pod wears when it is broken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, October 07, 2022 00:02:05
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 7, 2022.
    This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.

    On this day...
    Police station toilets stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, October 08, 2022 00:02:16
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 8, 2022.
    This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.

    On this day...
    Political Season: Does that mean we can shoot them??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, October 09, 2022 00:02:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 9, 2022.
    This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.

    On this day...
    Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, October 10, 2022 00:02:14
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 10, 2022.
    This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 82 days left.

    On this day...
    Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, October 11, 2022 00:02:18
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 11, 2022.
    This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.

    On this day...
    Press any key to continue...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, October 12, 2022 00:02:06
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 12, 2022.
    This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.

    On this day...
    Profanity is a feeble mind forcibly expressing itself.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, October 13, 2022 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 13, 2022.
    This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

    On this day...
    Put it on my Blackberry? I don't even have a pomegranate!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, October 14, 2022 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 14, 2022.
    This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, October 15, 2022 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 15, 2022.
    This is the 288th day of the year, there are 77 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Sysops read the documentation; or at least skim them
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, October 16, 2022 12:10:11
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 16, 2022.
    This is the 289th day of the year, there are 76 days left.

    On this day...
    ReinCarnation: Reconstituting Evaporated Milk.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, October 17, 2022 00:01:52
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 17, 2022.
    This is the 290th day of the year, there are 75 days left.

    On this day...
    Religious Error: A)tone, R)epent, B)lame Satan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, October 18, 2022 00:01:40
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 18, 2022.
    This is the 291st day of the year, there are 74 days left.

    On this day...
    Rotisserie: A Ferris Wheel for chickens.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, October 19, 2022 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 19, 2022.
    This is the 292nd day of the year, there are 73 days left.

    On this day...
    S.T.O.P. -- Spin Tires On Pavement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, October 20, 2022 00:01:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 20, 2022.
    This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.

    On this day...
    Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, October 21, 2022 00:01:39
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 21, 2022.
    This is the 294th day of the year, there are 71 days left.

    On this day...
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, October 22, 2022 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 22, 2022.
    This is the 295th day of the year, there are 70 days left.

    On this day...
    Sex: A misdemeanor. The more you miss, the meaner you get
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, October 23, 2022 00:02:01
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 23, 2022.
    This is the 296th day of the year, there are 69 days left.

    On this day...
    She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, October 24, 2022 00:01:55
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 24, 2022.
    This is the 297th day of the year, there are 68 days left.

    On this day...
    She used to be a teacher. Back then, she had class.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, October 25, 2022 10:32:07
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 25, 2022.
    This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.

    On this day...
    Shell to DOS...Come in DOS...Do you copy DOS?...Over.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, October 26, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 26, 2022.
    This is the 299th day of the year, there are 66 days left.

    On this day...
    Side Effects Of This Medicine may include Death.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, October 27, 2022 00:01:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 27, 2022.
    This is the 300th day of the year, there are 65 days left.

    On this day...
    Smile if you're not wearing any underwear.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, October 28, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 28, 2022.
    This is the 301st day of the year, there are 64 days left.

    On this day...
    So easy, a child could do it. Child sold separately.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, October 29, 2022 13:57:15
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 29, 2022.
    This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 63 days left.

    On this day...
    Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, October 30, 2022 00:02:21
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 30, 2022.
    This is the 303rd day of the year, there are 62 days left.

    On this day...
    Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times, I let her sleep.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, October 31, 2022 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 31, 2022.
    This is the 304th day of the year, there are 61 days left.

    On this day...
    Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, November 01, 2022 00:01:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 1, 2022.
    This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.

    On this day...
    Special K factory destroyed by a Cereal Killer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, November 02, 2022 00:02:07
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 2, 2022.
    This is the 306th day of the year, there are 59 days left.

    On this day...
    Sqr Dancers Do It On The Floor In Groups Of 8 With No Sex
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, November 03, 2022 00:01:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 3, 2022.
    This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

    On this day...
    Stewardess Trainee: "Where does this door gooooooooooo??"
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, November 04, 2022 00:01:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 4, 2022.
    This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.

    On this day...
    STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, November 05, 2022 08:00:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 5, 2022.
    This is the 309th day of the year, there are 56 days left.

    On this day...
    Support bacteria. The only culture some people have.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, November 06, 2022 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 6, 2022.
    This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.

    On this day...
    Tagline loading... please wait.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, November 07, 2022 00:02:02
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 7, 2022.
    This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.

    On this day...
    The 2nd law of thermodynamicss is observed in my home.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, November 08, 2022 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 8, 2022.
    This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

    On this day...
    The house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, November 09, 2022 00:01:39
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 9, 2022.
    This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 52 days left.

    On this day...
    The moon isn't waxing; it's dusting and vacumming.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, November 10, 2022 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 10, 2022.
    This is the 314th day of the year, there are 51 days left.

    On this day...
    The number you've dialed...9-1-1...has been changed.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, November 11, 2022 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 11, 2022.
    This is the 315th day of the year, there are 50 days left.

    On this day...
    The only things done by Friday are with Robinson Crusoe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, November 12, 2022 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 12, 2022.
    This is the 316th day of the year, there are 49 days left.

    On this day...
    The other day, a dog peed on me -- a bad sign.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, November 13, 2022 00:01:55
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 13, 2022.
    This is the 317th day of the year, there are 48 days left.

    On this day...
    The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, November 14, 2022 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 14, 2022.
    This is the 318th day of the year, there are 47 days left.

    On this day...
    The Weather Is Here...Wish You Were Beautiful.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, November 15, 2022 00:01:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 15, 2022.
    This is the 319th day of the year, there are 46 days left.

    On this day...
    The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, November 16, 2022 00:02:00
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 16, 2022.
    This is the 320th day of the year, there are 45 days left.

    On this day...
    There are many internet scams; send me $20 to learn how.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, November 17, 2022 00:02:02
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 17, 2022.
    This is the 321st day of the year, there are 44 days left.

    On this day...
    There can't be a crisis today; my schedule's already full.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, November 18, 2022 00:02:03
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 18, 2022.
    This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 43 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is donationware; send money to register it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, November 19, 2022 00:02:04
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 19, 2022.
    This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 42 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is freeware; future support is unavailable.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, November 20, 2022 00:01:52
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 20, 2022.
    This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is restricted to day VFR use only.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, November 21, 2022 00:01:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 21, 2022.
    This is the 325th day of the year, there are 40 days left.

    On this day...
    To air is human. Be sure you're standing down wind.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, November 22, 2022 00:02:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 22, 2022.
    This is the 326th day of the year, there are 39 days left.

    On this day...
    To be arrested without a visa is a borderline infraction.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, November 23, 2022 00:01:40
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 23, 2022.
    This is the 327th day of the year, there are 38 days left.

    On this day...
    To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, November 24, 2022 09:32:14
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 24, 2022.
    This is the 328th day of the year, there are 37 days left.

    On this day...
    Toe: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, November 25, 2022 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 25, 2022.
    This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.

    On this day...
    Tomato Paste: What you use to fix broken tomatoes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, November 26, 2022 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 26, 2022.
    This is the 330th day of the year, there are 35 days left.

    On this day...
    Tonight's Forecast: Dark, with scattered light by sunrise.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, November 27, 2022 00:02:12
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 27, 2022.
    This is the 331st day of the year, there are 34 days left.

    On this day...
    Too old to cut the mustard; but can still stir the mayo.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, November 28, 2022 00:01:59
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 28, 2022.
    This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 33 days left.

    On this day...
    Tried keeping a stiff upper lip, but my face muscles hurt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, November 29, 2022 00:01:55
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 29, 2022.
    This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.

    On this day...
    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, November 30, 2022 00:01:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 30, 2022.
    This is the 334th day of the year, there are 31 days left.

    On this day...
    Unzip, Expand, Inflate, Explode. What idiot thought this?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, December 01, 2022 00:01:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 1, 2022.
    This is the 335th day of the year, there are 30 days left.

    On this day...
    Upgrade: Remove old bugs, insert new ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, December 02, 2022 00:02:05
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 2, 2022.
    This is the 336th day of the year, there are 29 days left.

    On this day...
    Virus Check Complete. All viruses functioning normally.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, December 03, 2022 00:02:01
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 3, 2022.
    This is the 337th day of the year, there are 28 days left.

    On this day...
    WARNING!! I'm naked under these clothes!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, December 04, 2022 00:01:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 4, 2022.
    This is the 338th day of the year, there are 27 days left.

    On this day...
    We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, December 05, 2022 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 5, 2022.
    This is the 339th day of the year, there are 26 days left.

    On this day...
    We should back the Metric System every inch of the way.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, December 06, 2022 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 6, 2022.
    This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.

    On this day...
    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, December 07, 2022 11:07:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 7, 2022.
    This is the 341st day of the year, there are 24 days left.

    On this day...
    What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, December 08, 2022 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 8, 2022.
    This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.

    On this day...
    What if someone's real name is a psuedonym??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, December 09, 2022 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 9, 2022.
    This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.

    On this day...
    What if there were no hypothetical questions??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, December 10, 2022 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 10, 2022.
    This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.

    On this day...
    What is the sound of one hand clapping??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, December 11, 2022 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 11, 2022.
    This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

    On this day...
    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Jon Justvig@1:298/26 to Daryl Stout on Sunday, December 11, 2022 15:58:38
    Re: Todays Random Tagline
    By: Daryl Stout to All on Sun Dec 11 2022 12:01 am


    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??

    Off the paper? :)

    -Jon
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: Stepping Stone BBS -- steppingstonebbs.com:23 (1:298/26)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, December 12, 2022 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 12, 2022.
    This is the 346th day of the year, there are 19 days left.

    On this day...
    When I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower is turned on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jon Justvig on Monday, December 12, 2022 01:50:00
    Jon,

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??

    Off the paper? :)

    ROFLMBO!! :D I needed that laugh this morning...thank you, sir!!

    Daryl

    ... This tagline is shareware - send me $10 to register it.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, December 13, 2022 00:01:39
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 13, 2022.
    This is the 347th day of the year, there are 18 days left.

    On this day...
    When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, December 14, 2022 00:01:55
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 14, 2022.
    This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.

    On this day...
    Where there's a Will, I want to be in it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, December 15, 2022 00:03:19
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 15, 2022.
    This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.

    On this day...
    Why do nurses leave the room when you get undressed??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, December 16, 2022 00:02:19
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 16, 2022.
    This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.

    On this day...
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, December 17, 2022 00:03:19
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 17, 2022.
    This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.

    On this day...
    Why does the Psychic Hotline have to ask for your name??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, December 18, 2022 00:01:56
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 18, 2022.
    This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

    On this day...
    Why don't potholes knock your tires back into alignment??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, December 19, 2022 00:02:01
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 19, 2022.
    This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.

    On this day...
    Why give the airport weather?? No one lives there.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, December 20, 2022 00:01:56
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 20, 2022.
    This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, December 21, 2022 00:02:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 21, 2022.
    This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, December 22, 2022 00:02:03
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 22, 2022.
    This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.

    On this day...
    Why's the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, December 23, 2022 00:02:11
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 23, 2022.
    This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.

    On this day...
    Windbreaker: A Poot Suit.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, December 24, 2022 00:02:13
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 24, 2022.
    This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.

    On this day...
    Windows Vista7Up Virus: Renders 16-bit programs useless.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, December 25, 2022 00:02:09
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 25, 2022.
    This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.

    On this day...
    Winter is a Sysops friend...Thunderstorms are the enemy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, December 26, 2022 00:02:14
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 26, 2022.
    This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.

    On this day...
    Wisconsin: Come smell our dairy air.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, December 27, 2022 00:02:22
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 27, 2022.
    This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.

    On this day...
    X-Modem: A modem on the losing end of a lightning strike.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, December 28, 2022 00:02:22
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 28, 2022.
    This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.

    On this day...
    Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, December 29, 2022 00:02:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 29, 2022.
    This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.

    On this day...
    You'll have no other Sysop before me (just kidding).
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, December 30, 2022 06:32:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 30, 2022.
    This is the 364th day of the year, there are 1 days left.

    On this day...
    You'll win the lottery, & spend the winnings on The Sysop
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, December 31, 2022 00:01:42
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 31, 2022.
    This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    Z-Modem: A modem that has been given a tranquilizer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, January 01, 2023 00:02:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 1, 2023.
    This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

    On this day...
    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, January 02, 2023 00:02:04
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 2, 2023.
    This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

    On this day...
    A computer's attention span is limited by its power cord.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, January 03, 2023 06:11:12
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 3, 2023.
    This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

    On this day...
    A croquette is a romantic female frog.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, January 04, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 4, 2023.
    This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.

    On this day...
    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, January 05, 2023 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 5, 2023.
    This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.

    On this day...
    A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, January 06, 2023 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 6, 2023.
    This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy who's addicted to brake fluid can stop any time.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, January 07, 2023 00:01:42
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 7, 2023.
    This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.

    On this day...
    A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: Take today off.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, January 08, 2023 00:02:20
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 8, 2023.
    This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

    On this day...
    A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to DARYL STOUT on Sunday, January 08, 2023 09:51:00
    Today is Sunday January 8, 2023.
    This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

    On this day...
    A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.

    Stolen! :)

    Mike

    * SLMR 2.1a * The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, January 09, 2023 00:01:57
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 9, 2023.
    This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

    On this day...
    A male dog is truly an S.O.B. -- and acts like one, too!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Dumas Walker on Monday, January 09, 2023 16:34:00
    Mike,


    On this day...
    A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.

    Stolen! :)

    They don't post The Ten Commandments in Washington, DC...as the ones
    about adultery, stealing, lying, and coveting, among others...creates
    a hostile work environment. Besides, the government hates competition. <G>

    Daryl

    ... I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, January 10, 2023 00:01:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 10, 2023.
    This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

    On this day...
    A new cemetery opened in town: folks are dying to enter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, January 11, 2023 00:18:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 11, 2023.
    This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

    On this day...
    A public restroom is where a flush beats a full house.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, January 12, 2023 08:40:54
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 12, 2023.
    This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

    On this day...
    A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, January 13, 2023 00:01:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 13, 2023.
    This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

    On this day...
    A soldier surviving mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, January 14, 2023 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 14, 2023.
    This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

    On this day...
    A Steak Sandwich: A Porterhouse between 2 Ribeyes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, January 15, 2023 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 15, 2023.
    This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

    On this day...
    A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, January 16, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 16, 2023.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    A Sysop's phone and internet bills know no bounds...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, January 17, 2023 00:03:08
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 17, 2023.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, January 18, 2023 15:04:28
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 18, 2023.
    This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

    On this day...
    A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, January 19, 2023 00:01:58
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 19, 2023.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    Aacckk!! II''mm hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, January 20, 2023 00:02:21
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 20, 2023.
    This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

    On this day...
    Access denied --- nah nah nah nah naaah nah!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, January 21, 2023 00:01:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 21, 2023.
    This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

    On this day...
    According to the Weather Channel, Hell just froze over.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, January 22, 2023 00:04:13
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 22, 2023.
    This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

    On this day...
    Adam to Eve-> "I'll wear the plants in this family".
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, January 23, 2023 00:02:04
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 23, 2023.
    This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

    On this day...
    After Tuesday, even the calender says WTF.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, January 24, 2023 00:02:07
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 24, 2023.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, January 25, 2023 00:02:04
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 25, 2023.
    This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

    On this day...
    Alert: Scanner shows Sysop in the area. Look innocent!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, January 26, 2023 00:02:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 26, 2023.
    This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

    On this day...
    Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, January 27, 2023 00:02:25
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 27, 2023.
    This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

    On this day...
    All computers wait at the same speed.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, January 28, 2023 00:03:40
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 28, 2023.
    This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

    On this day...
    All good things must come to an e
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, January 29, 2023 13:20:17
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 29, 2023.
    This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

    On this day...
    All marriage is same sex: the same sex over & over again.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, January 30, 2023 00:02:00
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 30, 2023.
    This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

    On this day...
    All those updates, and still imperfect!!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, January 31, 2023 00:01:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 31, 2023.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    All wiyht. Rho sritkhed mg kegtaps awoumd?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, February 01, 2023 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 1, 2023.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, February 02, 2023 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 2, 2023.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    Amnesia and Deja-Vu: You forgot this happened before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, February 03, 2023 00:02:09
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 3, 2023.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    And Adam asked 'What's a Headache?'
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, February 04, 2023 00:01:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 4, 2023.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    Anyone know a chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, February 05, 2023 00:05:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 5, 2023.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    Apathy Error: Strike any key...or none, for that matter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, February 06, 2023 00:01:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 6, 2023.
    This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

    On this day...
    Are cranberries healthy?? I never heard one complain.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, February 07, 2023 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 7, 2023.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, February 08, 2023 22:25:06
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 8, 2023.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, February 09, 2023 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 9, 2023.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, February 10, 2023 00:03:58
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 10, 2023.
    This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

    On this day...
    Auto correct has become my worst enema.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, February 11, 2023 00:01:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 11, 2023.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, February 12, 2023 00:01:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 12, 2023.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    Backups? We don't need no steenking backups.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, February 13, 2023 00:01:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 13, 2023.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Day: When the bird outside your window is a buzzard.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, February 14, 2023 00:01:54
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 14, 2023.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad officials are elected by good citizens who don't vote
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, February 15, 2023 00:01:55
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 15, 2023.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Restaurant: Hospital map on the back of the menu.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, February 16, 2023 14:19:57
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 16, 2023.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Sign: Fortune Cookie warns of salmonella poisoning.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, February 17, 2023 02:28:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 17, 2023.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, February 18, 2023 00:02:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 18, 2023.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    BBS?? Yeah, I do BBS...but, I can control it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, February 19, 2023 00:05:14
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 19, 2023.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, February 20, 2023 00:02:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 20, 2023.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    Beauty is skin deep...but ugly goes clear to the bone.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, February 21, 2023 00:02:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 21, 2023.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    Before drawing boards, where did they go back to??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 00:02:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 22, 2023.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    Being born is bad for your health; it leads to death.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, February 23, 2023 00:54:00
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 23, 2023.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, February 24, 2023 00:01:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 24, 2023.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    Blizzard Warning: Your Dairy Queen Shake Is Ready.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, February 25, 2023 00:01:59
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 25, 2023.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    Borg Bugers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, February 26, 2023 00:01:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 26, 2023.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Broken pencils are like life with no geometry: Pointless!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, February 27, 2023 00:02:11
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 27, 2023.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    Bulldozers: People who sleep through political speeches.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, February 28, 2023 00:02:20
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 28, 2023.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    By The Way, what does BTW stand for?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, March 01, 2023 00:03:02
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 1, 2023.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    Can pigs fly?? Depends on how hard you toss them.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, March 02, 2023 00:01:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 2, 2023.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    Can you repeat the part after "Listen Very Carefully"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, March 03, 2023 02:28:30
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 3, 2023.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    Cannibals eat missionaries to get a taste of religion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, March 04, 2023 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 4, 2023.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, March 05, 2023 00:01:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 5, 2023.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    Chain Lightning: For when you can't stop with one bolt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, March 06, 2023 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 6, 2023.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    Change is good; especially when it relates to underwear.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, March 07, 2023 00:01:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 7, 2023.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, March 08, 2023 00:01:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 8, 2023.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    Chocolate lovers 12 step plan: < 12 steps from chocolate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, March 09, 2023 21:36:00
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 9, 2023.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. Pop Quiz To Follow.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, March 10, 2023 00:01:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 10, 2023.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    Classical Gas: A Mozart Fart.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, March 11, 2023 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 11, 2023.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, March 12, 2023 03:30:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 12, 2023.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, March 13, 2023 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 13, 2023.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    Cold winter coming!! I saw a squirrel buying Sterno!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, March 14, 2023 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 14, 2023.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    Computer Hacker wanted. Must have own axe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, March 15, 2023 00:02:16
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 15, 2023.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, March 16, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 16, 2023.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, March 17, 2023 00:48:13
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 17, 2023.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, March 18, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 18, 2023.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    Conference on Global Warming canceled due to blizzard.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, March 19, 2023 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 19, 2023.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, March 20, 2023 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 20, 2023.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Justice System: Where criminals get the justice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, March 21, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 21, 2023.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Lawyer: A redundancy if there ever was one.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, March 22, 2023 00:06:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 22, 2023.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    Critical Error: System Halted. Hit any user to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, March 23, 2023 00:02:16
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 23, 2023.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    Dachshunds are small crocodiles with fur.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, March 24, 2023 00:01:39
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 24, 2023.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    Darn it!! I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, March 25, 2023 00:02:13
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 25, 2023.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    Deduce is De Lowest Card In De Deck.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, March 26, 2023 00:01:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 26, 2023.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja Booboo: When you feel you've screwed this up before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, March 27, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 27, 2023.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja-Moo: When you feel you've seen this bullcrap before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, March 28, 2023 00:05:01
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 28, 2023.
    This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.

    On this day...
    Del *.* really improved my disk space.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, March 29, 2023 00:01:52
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 29, 2023.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, March 30, 2023 00:01:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 30, 2023.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    Diet Water: The flavor of water, but half the calories.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, March 31, 2023 04:59:19
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 31, 2023.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    Dime: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, April 01, 2023 00:01:40
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 1, 2023.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, April 02, 2023 00:01:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 2, 2023.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    Disk Failure: (W)arm Boot, (C)old Boot, (S)teel Toe Boot?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, April 03, 2023 06:58:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 3, 2023.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, April 04, 2023 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 4, 2023.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not use elevator in case of fire. Water works better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, April 05, 2023 02:04:31
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 5, 2023.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    Do you, Sysop, take this BBS, to be your wedded spouse??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, April 06, 2023 07:09:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 6, 2023.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    Does "MNP-5" mean "Modem needs a 5 topping pizza"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, April 07, 2023 00:01:56
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 7, 2023.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    Does a clean house show that there's a broken computer??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, April 08, 2023 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 8, 2023.
    This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

    On this day...
    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, April 09, 2023 00:01:39
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 9, 2023.
    This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

    On this day...
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, April 10, 2023 00:20:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 10, 2023.
    This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

    On this day...
    Doesanyoneknowhowmuchitcoststogetaspacebarrepaired??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, April 11, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 11, 2023.
    This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

    On this day...
    Dog expelled from Obedience School: Kid ate his homework.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, April 12, 2023 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 12, 2023.
    This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

    On this day...
    Dominoes: =======/////////////////////|||||||||||||||||||
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, April 13, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 13, 2023.
    This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't drink and park -- accidents cause people.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, April 14, 2023 00:02:04
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 14, 2023.
    This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't raise the bar!! It's too hard to get the drinks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, April 15, 2023 00:01:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 15, 2023.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    Drain Bamage?? No, thanks...I already have some.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, April 16, 2023 00:01:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 16, 2023.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    Drink Canada Dry. Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, April 17, 2023 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 17, 2023.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    E-mail returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, April 18, 2023 00:01:31
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 18, 2023.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    Eagles soar; weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, April 19, 2023 00:13:16
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 19, 2023.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    Early birds get the worm; the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, April 20, 2023 00:01:42
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 20, 2023.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, April 21, 2023 08:58:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 21, 2023.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    Either this man's dead, or my watch is stopped. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, April 22, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 22, 2023.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    Email returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, April 23, 2023 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 23, 2023.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, April 24, 2023 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 24, 2023.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, April 25, 2023 00:01:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 25, 2023.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

    On this day...
    Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, April 26, 2023 00:01:55
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 26, 2023.
    This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

    On this day...
    Error: Bad Or Missing Mouse Driver. Blame The Cat?? (Y/n)
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, April 27, 2023 00:01:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 27, 2023.
    This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.

    On this day...
    Error: Keyboard not attached. Press <F1> to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, April 28, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 28, 2023.
    This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.

    On this day...
    Error?? Impossible!! My keyboard is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, April 29, 2023 11:30:59
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 29, 2023.
    This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.

    On this day...
    ESC?? I didn't know I was trapped.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, April 30, 2023 00:01:50
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 30, 2023.
    This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.

    On this day...
    Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the etherbunny.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, May 01, 2023 00:02:11
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 1, 2023.
    This is the 121st day of the year, there are 244 days left.

    On this day...
    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, May 02, 2023 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 2, 2023.
    This is the 122nd day of the year, there are 243 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day is a fresh start; a new chance to screw it up.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, May 03, 2023 00:01:56
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 3, 2023.
    This is the 123rd day of the year, there are 242 days left.

    On this day...
    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, May 04, 2023 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 4, 2023.
    This is the 124th day of the year, there are 241 days left.

    On this day...
    Examples of Pro and Con: Progress and Congress.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, May 05, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 5, 2023.
    This is the 125th day of the year, there are 240 days left.

    On this day...
    Excessive mouse activity detected. Running CAT.EXE to fix
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, May 06, 2023 00:01:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 6, 2023.
    This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.

    On this day...
    Exterminator needed: world wide web found
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, May 07, 2023 00:01:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 7, 2023.
    This is the 127th day of the year, there are 238 days left.

    On this day...
    Eyewitnesses were on the scene in minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, May 08, 2023 00:02:02
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 8, 2023.
    This is the 128th day of the year, there are 237 days left.

    On this day...
    Failure is not an option. It comes shipped with Windows.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, May 09, 2023 00:02:05
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 9, 2023.
    This is the 129th day of the year, there are 236 days left.

    On this day...
    Fart: An audio test of your body's waste disposal system.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, May 10, 2023 09:20:09
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 10, 2023.
    This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.

    On this day...
    Fartvergnugen: The pleasure of breaking wind.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, May 11, 2023 15:24:09
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 11, 2023.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    Fer sail. Spel cheker. Wurks Fein. Cheep.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, May 12, 2023 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 12, 2023.
    This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

    On this day...
    Filename Viagra started with Windows 95.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, May 13, 2023 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 13, 2023.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped, please.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, May 14, 2023 00:02:02
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 14, 2023.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    Flood: A river that's too big for its bridges.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, May 15, 2023 00:01:59
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 15, 2023.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 00:01:58
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 16, 2023.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    For a transcript; get a piece of paper, and write fast!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, May 17, 2023 00:02:02
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 17, 2023.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, May 18, 2023 00:02:06
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 18, 2023.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    Frisbyterian: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, May 19, 2023 00:02:08
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 19, 2023.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    German Chocolate Cake in Germany is just cake.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, May 20, 2023 02:20:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 20, 2023.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    German word for constipation: Farfrompoopin
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, May 21, 2023 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 21, 2023.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Get your free subscription before the price doubles!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, May 22, 2023 00:01:44
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 22, 2023.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, May 23, 2023 01:42:25
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 23, 2023.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    GPS: Great Posterior Seated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, May 24, 2023 00:03:23
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 24, 2023.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    Grace Period: The time it takes to ask the meal blessing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, May 25, 2023 00:03:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 25, 2023.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    H.A.M. Radio Operator: H)ave A)nother M)eal.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, May 26, 2023 00:02:07
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 26, 2023.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio Messages And Replies Will Be Sent In Morse Code.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, May 27, 2023 00:01:42
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 27, 2023.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio QRP: When you care enough to give the least.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, May 28, 2023 00:02:04
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 28, 2023.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, May 29, 2023 00:01:53
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 29, 2023.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, May 30, 2023 00:03:09
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 30, 2023.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Have a Tex-Mex Emergency?? Dial Nine Juan Juan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, May 31, 2023 00:02:21
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 31, 2023.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Have you thanked your Sysop or Echo Moderator today??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, June 01, 2023 00:06:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 1, 2023.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, June 02, 2023 00:02:09
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 2, 2023.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, June 03, 2023 00:02:26
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 3, 2023.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Heisenberg may have slept here.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, June 04, 2023 00:01:51
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 4, 2023.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, June 05, 2023 00:03:08
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 5, 2023.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Hemlock: A device that prevents garment alterations.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, June 06, 2023 05:43:23
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 6, 2023.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Hindsight is 20/20 - but I don't have eyes in my butt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, June 07, 2023 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 7, 2023.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    Home Alone is when you can poop with the door open.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, June 08, 2023 00:01:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 8, 2023.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Honk if you love peace and quiet.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, June 09, 2023 00:01:55
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 9, 2023.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, June 10, 2023 01:24:54
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 10, 2023.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    How can you eat one of God's own creatures? A Sandwich.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, June 11, 2023 00:01:48
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 11, 2023.
    This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.

    On this day...
    How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, June 12, 2023 00:01:57
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 12, 2023.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, June 13, 2023 06:53:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 13, 2023.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, June 14, 2023 04:26:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 14, 2023.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, June 15, 2023 04:57:56
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 15, 2023.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, June 16, 2023 00:01:45
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 16, 2023.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    How long should we practice sex before it's safe??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, June 17, 2023 00:02:12
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 17, 2023.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, June 18, 2023 09:43:30
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 18, 2023.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, June 19, 2023 00:02:00
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 19, 2023.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, June 20, 2023 00:01:40
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 20, 2023.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't be overdrawn at the bank!! I still have checks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, June 21, 2023 00:01:52
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 21, 2023.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't remember the last time I had a memory problem.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, June 22, 2023 00:01:47
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 22, 2023.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, June 23, 2023 00:03:56
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 23, 2023.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't crash; the ground came up, and hit me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, June 24, 2023 00:02:28
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 24, 2023.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, June 25, 2023 00:02:04
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 25, 2023.
    This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't have time to wait for instant gratification.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, June 26, 2023 06:56:30
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 26, 2023.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, June 27, 2023 00:02:02
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 27, 2023.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, June 28, 2023 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 28, 2023.
    This is the 179th day of the year, there are 186 days left.

    On this day...
    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, June 29, 2023 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 29, 2023.
    This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.

    On this day...
    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, June 30, 2023 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 30, 2023.
    This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.

    On this day...
    I found a piano stool. I thought they were housebroken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, July 01, 2023 00:01:39
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 1, 2023.
    This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.

    On this day...
    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, July 02, 2023 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 2, 2023.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    I hate Indian Givers. No, wait...I take that back!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, July 03, 2023 00:01:43
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 3, 2023.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, July 04, 2023 07:13:27
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 4, 2023.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, July 05, 2023 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 5, 2023.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    I like it dark at night, and light during the day.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, July 06, 2023 00:01:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 6, 2023.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    I like stuffed animals; oven baked with bread crumbs.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, July 07, 2023 07:06:50
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 7, 2023.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, July 08, 2023 06:38:14
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 8, 2023.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    I multi-task -- I read in the bathroom.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, July 09, 2023 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 9, 2023.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    I shoot every 3rd salesperson -- the 2nd one just left.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, July 10, 2023 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 10, 2023.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    I talk to myself when I need expert advice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, July 11, 2023 00:01:34
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 11, 2023.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, July 12, 2023 07:11:50
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 12, 2023.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, July 13, 2023 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 13, 2023.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried snorting Coke; but the bubbles went up my nose.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, July 14, 2023 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 14, 2023.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, July 16, 2023 00:01:57
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 16, 2023.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to have an open mind; my brains kept falling out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, July 17, 2023 00:02:00
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 17, 2023.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, July 15, 2023 08:14:49
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 15, 2023.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, July 18, 2023 08:35:50
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 18, 2023.
    This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.

    On this day...
    I was told "Have emergency # on vacation". I wrote "911".
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 19, 2023.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, July 20, 2023 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 20, 2023.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    I went to college at Catatonic State.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, July 21, 2023 00:01:46
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 21, 2023.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, July 22, 2023 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 22, 2023.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, July 23, 2023 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 23, 2023.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, July 24, 2023 00:01:33
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 24, 2023.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, July 25, 2023 00:01:35
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 25, 2023.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, July 26, 2023 00:01:32
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 26, 2023.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thursday, July 27, 2023 00:02:11
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 27, 2023.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Friday, July 28, 2023 00:01:41
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 28, 2023.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Saturday, July 29, 2023 00:01:37
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 29, 2023.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sunday, July 30, 2023 00:01:40
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 30, 2023.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm speeding because I have to go poop.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Monday, July 31, 2023 08:18:00
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 31, 2023.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    I've repeatedly said to you, to not be redundant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tuesday, August 01, 2023 00:01:36
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 1, 2023.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    I've never argued with the weather.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wednesday, August 02, 2023 00:01:38
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 2, 2023.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)