• Daily Random Taglines

    From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, November 19, 2021 00:01:20
    You can come back when you're silly!

    Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. -- T.S. Eliot, "The Family Reunion"

    A swift kick in the butt is no way to get a dragon's attention.

    Merry Easter, from St Patrick

    Q: Then again, all good things must come to an end

    Place magnet here #### to alter display colors.

    Oxymoron: simple technology

    Tagless messages just look naked !!!!

    URA Redneck If U've been too drunk to fish.

    Oh, my God! Someone's been sleeping in my dress! Beatrice Arthur

    Rules for Escape From Cthulhu: 1) Read the incantation. 2) Escape.

    Friends are sometimes better then sex. But having both is GREAT!

    There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk.

    We're not groupies, I told Elton John, I told Robert Plant

    Get a CD drive and run as many bytes as Bill Gates has dollars

    Bajoran phasers - because it's better to be sure than sorry

    Ease down, Thunder Cloud - Tom to his race car

    Quayle is Clinton's best hope for reelection.

    Procrastination Anonymous Meeting - Tomorrow

    Lt. @TOLAST@! Stop looking down Troi's cleavage!

    This score just in: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5. More at 11.

    Lousiana woman, Mississippi Man

    NE GRLI ME NOGAMA-BACICU TE DOGAMA

    "If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'." -- Theresa

    This is not the clintonista thread
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, November 20, 2021 00:01:26
    Famous last words: Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat!

    XRS'ing at &lt;Falcon System&lt;

    NUED

    The death ray looks meekly on... -- Tom Servo

    BEER.KEG empty! OVERFLOW ERROR DETECTED! Bleeeeak!

    Yo mama's feet so big, she got to have license plates for her shoes

    Did you intercept the message before it got he Reagan/Bush era."

    Jesus SavesVishnu InvestsCthulhu Forecloses...

    "I just don't know what's it means yet." O'Brien

    Know Thy User.

    Kakve su to divlje macke?

    Virtue? God bless you, and here's a hankie.

    Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.

    Very amusing, now put the host down. - Vicki!

    Carpenter's Rule: Cut to fit; beat into place.

    Zombie on the team you gotta play him in right field-Crow

    Real Men don't read Docs

    Cowa Bunga, Dude....

    BOYS FROM THE DWARF

    BBCDOS 1.0: Delete DOCTOR.WHO? (Y/n/Partially)

    Here, try on this negligee, asked Tom transparently

    My cat has nine lives, but my frog croaks daily

    A Robot: Your Plastic Pal Who Is Fun To Be With.

    Just don't create a file called -rf. :-) -- Larry Wall

    Zip up, Dick. -- Harley Stone
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, November 21, 2021 00:01:20
    XMAS PARANOID:::::Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

    Klingon Thanksgiving Grace: "Let us prey..."

    Lead, follow, or get out of the way -- but for God's sake

    Uglier than a mud-fence after a rain storm.

    Pentium: Intel's newest fuzzy logic chip

    XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

    Silently the senses abandon their defences... - The Phantom

    Well, if you won't kill him, I will! - Kern

    Vacation caution: Anyone held hostage gets a complimentary spa package

    X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot

    Let's not forget why you're up there! -- Forrester

    BND/CIA-Wakeup-Tagline: Mafia, Plutonium, Heroin, Stasi, RAF, Attentat

    Now, Commander. Watch and learn. -Troi

    Reality: An illusion produced by an alcohol deficiency

    Engineering, maintain full power. Full power! Spock

    I knew it, you've gone straight into smirk mode! - Kryten

    SKIER'S MOTTO: "Forget my KNEES! Do something about this gravity!"

    Q ─ How do you shoot a yellow elephant? A ─ Ever seen a yellow elephant?

    Quick! Pick a letter from 1 to 1000

    Pagan: Sh*t happens by will of the gods: accept it

    Martin Milner, Airline Mechanic... -- Mike Nelson

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water-skiing? Skip

    Bisexual by nature, proud by choice!

    Yes, I'm smart! No one's found the bodies yet, have they?

    We're all strangers, but some of us are stranger than others
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From August Abolins@1:396/45.29 to CRBBS Tagline Bot on Sunday, November 21, 2021 08:53:00
    Hello CRBBS Tagline Bot!

    ** On Saturday 20.11.21 - 00:01, CRBBS Tagline Bot wrote to All:


    Kakve su to divlje macke?

    Huh?
    --
    ../|ug

    --- OpenXP 5.0.50
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, November 22, 2021 00:07:04
    Comic books really WILL rot your mind

    Well. Isn't that. Wonderful. - Ivanova

    The basilisk is nature's own way of getting stoned.

    Vultures Use Carrion Luggage When Flying

    Kiss me - I'm a Troll!

    You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

    He's so cheap: He heats his knives so he won't use too much butter.

    Desserts stressed.

    Tag..... You're it!

    DOS=HIGH? Well, I guess that explains everything!

    Forrest Gump: Two heads are better than one unless all you wear is turtlenecks

    Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up

    Not completely crazy but working on it!

    Hal 9000: Dave, put those Windows disks down. Dave DAVE!

    Shirley MacLaine: Death's a bitch, and then you live again.

    Yo mama so fat that she uses a VCR for a beeper.

    I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.

    I'm not a Kennedy, my pants just fell down!

    &lt;laugh&gt; If only the innocents knew...:) - TEC

    God Zilla! that's asking too much!

    Since you put it that way

    Recipe? Where? What is a recipe, anyways?

    Kevin's Andromeda Strain Tagline - self replicating

    Famous last words: Who's the chick with the spiders?

    Osecam da dolazi moje vreme - pokvario mi se sat!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, November 23, 2021 00:01:24
    I am Hammer of Borg. 2 Legit 2 Assimilate.

    Kenobi: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark Side of the Force.

    LP%PAS: Line Printer \(em Print And Smear

    Well, that's no _ordinary_ rabbit! -- Tim the Enchanter

    The one to watch..the one to watch!

    Excuse me, but your reality check just bounced.

    Life sucks really bad right now. -- Leary

    Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul

    Yo mama so dumb she though an elevator was a mobile home.

    Freefall Sex: Rick, you sure this is a part of living together? &lt;-

    Quick! Lean back! It's our only hope! -- Crow T. Robot

    Go Hawaiian: Lei someone.

    Quantity is inversely proportional to quality.

    No, no! No applause necessary! Don't applaud, just throw money!

    Got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.

    (BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer!

    We are not punished for our sins but by them.

    Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations

    QWK: The EDLIN of offline mail formats.

    HACKERS do it without a net

    "It's not too late to make some new choices." Vir to Londo

    Please dont EVER open your mouth again -Mike to K.Ireland

    ZZZzzzz...&lt;WHACK!&gt;...zzzzZZZ &lt;Damn hard drive!)

    Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time

    Zoroastrianism - **** happens half the time.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, November 24, 2021 00:01:24
    Run out of recipes: (A)bort (R)eread (S)teal

    War is...a trinity of violence, chance, and reason. -Clausewitz

    X-( User just died.

    Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop

    Let no one drive you insane if it's within walking distance

    Life is a horse, either you ride it or it rides you

    "Bother," lied Pooh,"This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.."

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a pointed stick and kill it?

    "Extra pickles. A warrior's condiment!" --Worf

    Let me know how you like it after you get it going!

    Voulez vouz coucher avec moi ce soir?

    Vader of Borg:You will be assimilated--it is your destiny.

    No mas.: What rolling Spanish stones gather

    URA SysOp if you can't afford a new car, but yet have 3 phone lines

    Did you take any other Tricorder readings? - Beverly

    Zipper: undoing of the modern girl - it opens up great possibilities.

    Quiet, fool! - Tom Servo, Dungeonmaster

    Oxymoron: half dead

    Email: nothing special, just the Age of Aquarius!

    "I'm gonna *explode*!" - Wakko

    * &lt;- Tribble `*' &lt;- Viking Tribble.

    Little girl! Can I borrow your...hoverboard? Marty McFly

    Caterpillar: An upholstered worm.

    Recipe thieverycoming up on the next Geraldo!

    URA Redneck if your dad's in the same grade at school.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, November 25, 2021 00:01:20
    Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.

    * &lt;- Tribble * * * * * 10010110 &lt;- Tribbles & Bits

    Today I will lie in bed and wallow in self-pity

    Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man

    I know "Ren" means "Rename"... But Stimpy?!?!?!

    XXCLOSED CAPTIONED IN HEX FOR PROGRAMMERSXX

    Error 19F: Out of taglines.

    X: Never stick anything metal up your nose.

    Ego hatebo latinae taglineae!

    URA TEXAN if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.

    I can never get away with feeding my broccoli to the dog.

    Dad's mental! - Frank on loud old man

    Crimes sometimes shock us too much; vices almost always too little.

    What happened Deep Space 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, and 8?

    Perhaps God is just as sad about us as we are.

    Zephram. We frighten you. We never frightened you before

    JOURNALISTS do it write.

    The Bowery Boys Meet Bigfoot.

    A REAL BBS makes ANSI-standard pizza available for download

    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x &lt;-- Borg running from my homeworld.

    "I'm a temporarily misassigned civilian." -- BJ

    Models who don't need girdles model girdles.

    Zo zis guy zayz, "Nize .zignature" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

    Microsoft's beta testers: The buying public

    The feeling you are experiencing is called the Quickening
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, November 26, 2021 00:01:28
    Bashir: Where are the cowboys? I was promised cowboys!

    I know something Bo doesn't!

    A lie's a lie and dressed in white don't help it. - Marjorie Main

    Walla Walla Wash and Kalamazoo ... -- Pogo

    Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts

    Our Employee of the Month has just been laid off

    * &lt;- Tribble ~*~*~*~*~ &lt;- Tribbled Waters

    Oh, this is too-hip-by-far!

    Real SysOps don't change the name of their board every month.

    Pass that Amiga over here - this door needs to be propped open

    UZI- The ultimate drag and drop interface.

    Press Alt F to view the French version of this bilingual tagline

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Tribble after being assimilated by the Borg

    Koresh's fire. 11:00 on the ARSONio Hall show.

    Real Programmers never backup on tape. They upload their stuff to ftp servers

    Quilting forever...housework whenever!

    Reality - like truth - is such a slippery thing. &lt;Myra&gt;

    Diet Coke, shaken not stirred

    When you kiss a smoker, you lick an ashtray.

    Famous last words #38: "I vandalize the wizard's guild."

    Picard to LaForge: Make it go.

    "It's just a flesh wound. How do you want your eggs?" -- Grace

    Verily, it is written, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then you're dead

    Reproduced without permission. But weren't we all?

    * &lt;- Tribble k k k &lt;- Hari Krishna Tribbles
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, November 27, 2021 00:01:20
    URA Pagan Redneck if: your broom has four-wheel drive and SC plates.

    Now you see it, now you don't.

    Hertz's New Slogan: We'll get you to the airport with an hour to kill.

    Hard disk

    Hey, check out this neat spell from the Necronomicon: "Shaddu yu^$$$#NO

    Maine - The way life should be

    We're going to have to have our budgie put down.

    slick shoes, are you crazy?

    Glutinoxious - Hospital food

    Say, "Please" a lot. - H. Jackson Brown Jr

    Damnit, I did not ask for an opinion! O'Brien

    I'm here because I'm not all there.

    I LOVE the Feminist movement - When I'm walking behind it.

    For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. &lt;kick&gt;

    Jimmy Carter. I've always liked the man. -- Crow T. Robot

    He's a couple of volts below threshold.

    Life sucks but the alternative isn't much better.

    We have a two party system: US vs Them

    Some power saws are a cut above the rest.

    I'm Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**.

    Just adding features because 'it won't hurt' -- does

    A generous grant from the Mom Corporation

    Have You Hugged A R12 Taliban Today?

    Yo'momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet

    ring the living bell/shine the living light
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, November 28, 2021 00:01:26
    FIAWOL forever

    Saddam wins the toss...and elects to receive

    Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.

    Jesus saves... but it's stolen by Mahommet, who SCORES!

    Man in need is equal to the animal

    Look, in the sky, it's a bird... it's an aardvark... it's SUPERMOOSE!

    VIRGIN: A young innocent who in former times was sacrificed to the gods but who now merely lives in disgrace

    Just because it's dead doesn't mean it can't move.

    I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck i

    Social studies: History diluted in holy water.

    Zounds! madam, you had no taste when you married me! * Sheridan

    as good as a happy smilie

    Was das Leben betrifft, sind wir alle Amateure

    Nowadays, the only thing you can do on a shoestring is trip.

    I was naked when I wrote this

    Keyboard bad or missing. Press F1 to continue

    Ura Redneck If U get your oil changed by your barber.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears red, all the kids scream KOOLAID!

    The whole world wants to have sex bar 75% of women.

    HACK and you shall receive.

    Prepare to die, EARTH SCUM!

    Xibo is evil! In a good way, though

    Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Twain

    Fett, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SH

    Rule the Empire through force. -- Shogun Tokugawa

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, November 29, 2021 00:05:16
    Oh mama mia mama mia MAMA MIA LET ME GO!

    JABBER the no meat, no oil QWK reader

    &lt;Famous Last words&gt; I'll try to Charm the Medusa!

    Welcome to Castle Anthrax...where the spankings never stop!

    Geez - I'm sick of you guys!

    When all else fails, RTFM!

    Foolish legislation is a rope of sand, which perishes in the twisting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Essays: Second Series"

    KIµA PADA TRAVA RASTE; MI JE SUµIMO PA JE PUµIMO !

    Jeff Gordon to Dale Earnhardt... I'm not Intimidated...&lt;G&gt;

    Me? A skeptic? Can you prove it?

    Funny noises are not funny - Bart Simpson's lines

    Quick - Cheap - Good Pick 2. - Dennis Robertus

    new, adj.: Different color from previous model

    Vampires are creatures eclipsed by their own darkness. -- Juliedi

    GAMBLERS do it on a hunch

    Recursive, adj.; see Recursive

    A battle of wits? inquired the dragon. To whose death, Sir knight?

    Mom went looting in LA & All I got was this tagline

    Home is a two letter word: M.I.

    Confucius say: Man should learn to masturbate...come in handy!

    This tagline is made just for Michael Cooling

    What's one more cat? Just another fluffy fuzz ball of fun!

    Vaal! He is angry! Makora

    Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick

    I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, November 30, 2021 00:01:26
    Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

    Zoroastrianism - **** happens half the time.

    Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you got it, flaunt it! Flaunt it! -- Mel Brooks, "The Producers"

    Q: Why does a baseball pitcher lift one leg when he throws? A: Because he'd fall if he lifted them both

    He's dead, Jim. Get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet!

    When a girl goes bad - men go right after her

    You leave me just out of reach --U2

    Great shot! That was one in a million!

    URA Redneck if: You've ever shot a deer from inside your house

    Kleptotaglinitis : Tagline Thief Disease, no known cure

    Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on

    Never let a dark spectre onto the ship again! -- Joel Robinson

    Vietnam: Return home to face not appreciation but isolation.

    God has a sense of humor...He made US, didn't He?

    Pete Rose: The bookie stops here

    Hit Wes Landaker to continue

    The Housing Problem - By Rufus Quick

    Get me, I'm a Hassidic rabbi! - Crow as dinosaur

    A man without a woman is like a man without a care.

    May you find your way as pleasant. - The Keeper

    Clinton didn't WIN in `92 - he just LOST by the least.

    God, I love being picky

    Long-life batteries a r e n ' t v e

    You pays your money and you takes your choice.

    That's as useless as a trap door in a canoe!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, December 01, 2021 00:01:20
    We're late for English, which means we're early for lunch! - Homer

    Whaddaya mean I have B.O.? Snarled Tom, fuming

    PING-PONG PLAYERS do it with paddles.

    Q (packing suitcase, to Picard) I'm going on an ego trip.

    Klingons off the port bow

    XSP: eXecute Systems Programmer

    Famous last words: "What do you think *this* does?"

    Good evening. Tonight's story concerns the death of Orville Bullitt

    XMODEM: A spot-marking transfer protocol.

    * &lt; - Tribble + &lt;- Tribble on a diet.

    A mixture of admiration and pity is one of the surest recipes for affection

    See the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline! -- Crow T. Robot

    ERROR #1072: Sorry, we had lousy beta testers.

    Never waste calories. (Fuzzy Pink Niven's Law)

    The black animal with white stripes is a plaything

    You've just been assisted by Taglinius Addictus, the *Tagline Addict*.

    JABBA ─ CYA: Cover your a-- (ASCII?)

    J. Terry Sanford, Senator (N.C.), was an Eagle Scout.

    Graduate of the Gorilla Monsoon School of Broadcasting

    kernel: lp0 on fire!

    A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.

    Simpler to beg forgiveness than ask permission!

    He who hesitates is trampled by the mob.

    OS/2 Virus scan: Found Windows. Delete it?
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, December 02, 2021 00:01:28
    Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

    Rush Limbaugh - Reinventing Mediocrity

    I Couldn't Get the Hang of Making Nestle's Quik - Blonde Moments

    "'Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying'.."

    Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN **OPERATOR NOT LOADED**

    Urinate. No, I'm a 10, She's an 8.

    Gun control treats the symptom, not the disease.

    Education is... hanging around until you catch up -ROBERT FROST

    URA Redneck if you've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.

    Johnny, what do we have in the way of parting gifts for Nicole?

    VISA LA FRANCE Don't leave your chateau without it

    * &lt;-- Tribble % &lt;-- Tribble neighbors.

    Veni, vidi, vintage: I came, I saw, I sampled the wine.

    FIDO lie #11: My point works perfectly!

    Rock 'n Roll: Good music or Full-Auto

    Batteries not included.

    JURY: 12 people of average ignorance.

    Didn't you understand why you were towed? Wait for the next turn

    A man serves best, when he serves himself.

    Zathras can never have anything *nice*! - Zathras

    Ura Montanan if you get charged long distance for calling ur neighbor.

    "Keptin, vee haff found the nucleer wessels!" -- Chekov

    Universe rebooting in 5 seconds...this is a recording

    You're talking mad!

    Mates like a Tribble.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, December 03, 2021 00:01:22
    Zinc: Where you wash your face.

    No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe

    Frank: I'm sorry * Dr. Forrester: I accept your appology

    You're so unhip, I surprised your bum doesn't fall off.-Ford Prefect

    Lost interest? Things are so bad that I've lost apathy

    You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven. - Hendrix

    A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever. -- Helen Rowland

    PTL: Panhandlers Turned Lorders

    Emoticon: :-{ Mustache

    Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did. &lt;L.Helman&gt;

    NO CARRIER... SAY WHAT?

    Veni, Vidi, Vasectomy: I came, I saw, I left in a BIG hurry!

    O P Q R S T U V W

    URA Redneck if every socket in yer house breaks a fire code.

    Dan Quayle: America's first Vice-Presidential Inventive Speller!

    Confucius Say; Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!

    Elvis is alive and well, living under the name @N@

    Dolphins, hell! Who put the Little Mermaid in my tuna?

    "Honey! Did you miss me today?".."With every shot!"

    Sex: M__ F__ None of your bloody business!

    BEWARE!! I STEAL TAGLINES!!

    Pray for President Clinton (Psalm 109:8)

    Yo mama so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

    Security to the Promenade! - Sisko

    Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them. - Albert Einstein

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, December 04, 2021 00:01:32
    Just got a new car for my girlfriend. Great trade!

    Nice to see you again, @LN@. -- The Kurgan

    I've got to take a break or I'll start talking to myself!

    Root Emergency Procedure: type "rm -rf /* &lt;cr&gt;"

    Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying Hi! Hitler.

    ((((( This message in Stereo where available! )))))

    Having the surname Git is hard for my son Spotty Little Two-faced.

    A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.

    DOLE: Darn Old Loosing Excuse

    You borrowed money from me to buy me a birthday present! * Lister

    Que sera, stabbing: What will be, will be called O.J.

    Keyboard: Device for entering mistakes into a computer.

    Kats Kats Kats Kats Kats Kats Kats Kats Kats

    Been there, done that, purloined the tagline

    JKB said! My Cat looks for "Bugs-in-Win95"-they're the "Cats-Meoww!"

    Save the trees, eat beaver.

    &lt;-- Scratch here for your Instant Tagline Prize

    MY FUHER!!!! I CAN WALK!!!!! -Dr. Strangelove

    I don't bite... unless asked!

    Terrifying sysadmin comment: "I remember the last time it did that..."

    Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than illumination

    Q: Why is the average age of the Polish Army, 40? A: Because they take 'em right out of high school!

    Velocipede: Very fast, many-legged creature

    I'm sure all you Starfleet explorers find this absolutely fascinating!

    Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Blame Blame Blame - Bang & Blame
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, December 05, 2021 00:01:24
    You're too stupid to know what you're involved in.

    Ura Redneck Trekker if Mr. Mott the barber uses hedge clippers on you.

    I don't get on Kira's wrong side because then I get no blanket at all!

    Have you heard about the inner-city video game: Super Barrio Bros

    May a dictionary be with you

    You have diabetes, Tom said sweetly

    Law of Combat: Organization is the enemy of improvisation.

    Let's go offline for a QWKie.

    What does low level format mean? ... NO CARRIER

    Did you write home today?

    Barney&Friends: An adult's virtual reality trip through Jurassic Park.

    People fail to respect the law when the laws fail to deserve respect. Charles J.C. Lyall

    Television gives good disaster.

    Quayle just took an IQ test. The results were negative

    Life is too short to learn Z-Modem !

    PUNNY BOOK = Ready...Set...: Sadie Word.

    Kirk doing S&M: "Beat me up, Scotty."

    Sometimes you lose, sometimes the others win

    Quid pro quack: Something for a phoney.

    Rush Limbaugh can't attack Republicans, they'd cut his fu

    Scottynow would be a good time. -Chekov, STIV

    Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall

    C3PO: One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for

    Did you know General Custer wore an Arrow Shirt.

    Def: Celibacy: The ultimate safe sex.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, December 06, 2021 00:06:36
    religious-left: see secular-humanism; see also politically correct

    Xerox sue someone for copying?

    Q: Why do women like to play PacMan? A: It's the only way they know of to get eaten three times for a quarter

    What is the difference between a lawyer and a skunk? Nobody wants to hit a skunk!

    XXXXXXXXX &lt;-- Scratch here for your Instant Tagline Prize

    Let's trap that sick bird, said Tom illegally.

    Jym - Just one of the Bodyguards - Fox

    ZModem: Big BITS, Nice Baud, Tight ASCII

    Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers.

    #1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shreader!!!

    ERROR #6278: AUDIT.COM(A)bort (R)etry (K)iss ASCII goodbye?

    Vancouver. Roaches there kidnap cats and hold them for ransom

    Don't talk unless you can improve on silence

    Our lives dictated by tradition, superstition, false religion. - Queen

    FIDO lie #24 I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions.

    A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a cash advance.

    Just a shameless ascii thief

    Fatal Error: HOMEY DON'T PLAY DAT!

    IBM: Incontinent Bandolerisimo Moloch

    Life is unpredictable- order your dessert first.

    Jewish Telegram -- "Begin worrying. Details to follow."

    Present technology may permit history to have an end.

    BBS Lingo: MLAS: Mind (or Memory) Like A Sieve

    XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

    No...we don't worship used condoms on red moon Tuesdays
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, December 07, 2021 00:01:30
    Vampires do it all night long!

    Calvin: I wish I could go to the moon. Dad: I wish you could too

    Just then, a bird crapped on his head.

    John Madden...A few ports short of a complete game.

    A fate worse than deathTHE NHL LOCKOUT!

    X: The truth is out there.

    Failures want pleasing methods, successes want pleasing results.

    "Ignore the last few lines, the writer's a musician!"

    JFK shot first! Lee Harvey Oswald was just defending himself.

    I will not barf unless I'm sick - Bart

    May your Gagh never wander off of your plate.

    Excalibur is medieval HISTORY

    "In toto" does *not* mean that Dorothy's dog ate it!

    New Pentium laptops - asbestos underwear included!

    I believe in me. After that there's room for doubt

    Vulcan from General Electric-We Bring Good Things to Life

    Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse

    Q. How does a blonde's brain cell die? A. Alone

    Feedin' this habit with hardcore country.

    Que sera, sea legs: What will be, will walk funny.

    XYZ - By C. My Willie

    My other computer is ALSO a Commodore!

    X. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

    Soft rock

    Flip on the telly. Wrestle with Jimmie. - Weezer
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, December 08, 2021 00:01:26
    ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATPERSON

    Flawless victory. Your soul is mine. - Shang Tsung

    Yo mama is so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.

    Quenching a swords temper in peasants has been outlawed.

    We're lost but we're making excellent time

    nothing a vulture hates more than biting into a glass eye

    Bill Clinton is Barney in disguise....Sorry Kids!!

    Dangerous Dare: Playing a drum solo on a Klingon's head.

    Oh, it's so nice to be on a first name basis with my hostages

    Def: SCROTUM: A small planet near Uranus

    A rumor has no legs but gets around anyway

    Put that Baroque masterpiece down! (Cleese)

    We can't die, son. We're heroes! -- Elrod

    Fisherman Lost at Sea: Found Floundering Around

    KFC Hillary Clinton Meal: 2 sm. breasts, 2 lg. thighs, 2 left wings

    File not found: A)bort, R)etry, S)earch behind couch?

    Guacamolé: Vegetarian Road Kill

    Press RESET to quit

    Veni, Vidi, SST...I came, I saw, I concorded.

    Ooops! &gt;heh&lt; Tried to steal my own tagline. :)

    XRS'ing at &lt;Falcon System&lt;

    * &lt;- Tribble *2 &lt;- Squared tribbles

    Software containing information on shaving one's legs: NAIRWARE.

    The Declaration of Independence was the promise; the Constitution was the fulfillment

    You're imagining things. - Sito
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, December 09, 2021 00:01:22
    I have the heart of a Republican... in a jar on my desk!

    Good women are hard to find, specially if you don't look!

    Ziggy says that there is a 10% chance that you've leaped into @TO@!

    Jeffrey Dahmer's Cookbook: Shortcuts to becoming a Head Chef!

    URAT, if you've ever tried to sleep in a bucket, and succeeded.

    Bond mot: secret agent's witticism.

    Xanadu, n. - Utopian paradise. When in Xanadu, do as the Xanaduans do!

    Mr. Scotch!! Can you fix my warp engines? Oh, Hic, Yes! Hic!

    You learn as much by writing as you do by reading.

    A perfectionist: A person who can't enjoy Tchaikovsky's music without knowing how to spell his name.

    ST:TNG Diner - Now Featuring Our All You Can Assimilate SmorgasBORG!

    He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame

    Orville Bullitt's been playing with his wand too much.

    Gonna to bomb the living bajeezus outta Deep 13 - Frank

    Ura Redneck if your taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.

    A Bajoran Tricorder is fast, accurate & good for hitting peoples heads

    ECF: Explode and Catch Fire

    Deputy Rule #2: A bed is a SAC resource, don't waste it.

    Variables won't, constants aren't. -- Osborne's Law

    Jesus: In 1 & 2 Samuel he is THE ROOT AND OFFSPRING OF DAVID

    Warning! Tagline thieves abound. See next message area

    Sakuro's Disease is extremely rare. - McCoy

    "Drug Wars"... America's latest Vietnam

    (Void where prohibited by common sense)

    A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, December 10, 2021 00:01:28
    Kinky: Using a feather. Sick: Using the whole chicken.

    Limbaugh Update (Martial theme, sound of boots marching in time).

    Beware of geeks bearing MaxiPics

    Great. Frodo logged off. -- Crow T. Robot

    Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!

    Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'

    DOS: Never Having to live Hand-to-Mouse.

    Belief is the disease; knowledge, the medicine

    Exotic Gypsy Caught in Fire: Rare Medium Well-done &lt;-| 1995 Gary Carter

    Ura Redneck if your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter

    LLB=A degree to avail oneself of employment as a cabdriver!OJW

    Ray's like Howard Hughes...the mystery is half the fun. &lt;G&gt; -Judy H

    Kira loves this Vedek guy-- I'll say he's a PATHETIC guy! --VBSP/FAB

    Be sure not to start a Tagline you can't finis

    Quick! I see a moderator! Change the subject, FAST!

    Over and over the crow cries, uncover the corn fields.

    They are able who think they are able. - Vergil

    When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas.

    Palm Springs University-more than 100 degrees available

    A man should have no more wives than he can find jobs for

    Confucius say... man standing on bowl high on pot

    SETI: Silly Effort To Investigate. -Stanton Friedman

    Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?

    Congress: The World Wasting Federation of Politics!

    Wanted: Men To Test New Solo-Flex!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, December 11, 2021 00:01:32
    Thank you for flying ME airlines - Crow

    Of all the things I've lost, I only miss my mind

    Every silver lining has a black cloud

    Martyr without a cause

    Rifles don't need $50 a week for friggin make-up.

    Josh Peck: Amanda Bynes (1998)

    Couch potatoes DO IT during commercials

    Mr. Sinatra, hold. &lt;click&gt; Mr. Redford, hold. &lt;click&gt; Me. - Dot Warner

    X's and, said Tom wisely. -Edward J O'Brien

    Blondes prefer gentlemen, too

    Volcano? May we participate?

    Sorry about the language Mr/Miss Moderator - but he is! :-)

    Sir Thomas Serveau: Captain of the Norwegian Wood

    I am the Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u & squeeze u & name u George.

    Gonna make that banker twitch in a ditch- Mojo Nixon

    Eat healthy, exercise daily, and die young anyway.

    Que sera, Sanskrit: What will be, won't be understood.

    Lies Bosses tell: Your pension fund is safe.

    Dogs come when called, cats have answering machines.

    No, look, it's very, very simple...--Arthur Dent

    Fade out, already--we got the joke! - Slappy

    Sysoping: Not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.

    I'd trust Rush Limbaugh with my daughter, but not with my son.

    HOVEL, n. The fruit of a flower called the Palace.

    HAPRD; Had a perfectly rotten day.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, December 12, 2021 00:01:28
    VERY funny Scottie. Now beam up my clothes

    A Fart Is The Lonely Cry Of An Imprisoned Turd

    Mommy when is the pool going to be ready? Shut up and spit

    A free agent is anything but

    Some politicans campaign for the funds of it

    Confucious say: Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things

    CONDOM.SYS not found! NO BARRIER

    Orville's been infected with E.I.B.!

    QUAKE: DOOM wussies need not apply.

    C'est la vie, Jim, but not as we know it. - Spock

    Vini, Vidi, Velcro -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.

    Jail's $34-Million Price Tag Doesn't Include Cell Doors

    Club Wed...Niagara Falls.

    LOTTERY: Just a tax on people who are bad at math.

    Zipped or Unzipped - THAT is the Question

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.

    PC for sale, am switching to gas heat. ... But teacher! My

    You broke my tooth! - Tom as couple kisses

    Quiz--Democrats are: 1)Beyond hope 2)Lost 3)Nobody cares

    So many lawyers, so few bullets.

    Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

    Ensign Expendable. Go see what that pulsing light is! --Kirk

    URA Redneck if you have a Civil War chess set.

    Quick, I see the moderator! Change the subject, FAST!

    COMPUTERS: It hurts your back to sit in front of one for a long time.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, December 13, 2021 00:08:24
    Every breath leaves me one less to my last- Dream Theater

    Dawn on the Serengetti-- Tom Servo

    XID: Exchange Instructions with Data

    PUNNY BOOK = How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake.

    Don't say during sex: "If you tell anyone, I'll kill you."

    Get the facts first... then panic.

    Every writer was once an amateur; most still are

    Rascal, am I? Take THAT! -- Errol Flynn

    Xerox never does anything original.

    Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. -- Auden

    Zisla's Law: If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants

    My wife calls me dude but she leaves out the "e"

    Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted. Load UNIVERSE.ALT (Y/N)?

    XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

    Everybody relax, I'm here. - Jack Burton

    Don't tell me not to burn my candle at both ends--just tell me

    This movie is fraught with meaningful looks - Tom

    Bill Clinton: All American Bubba

    Rome wasn't built in a day, but SLuTS was!

    Here it comes..here it comes..duck! Yeeeow! -Dusty on Sat. Night Arm

    Ramming the cucumber firmly home with a mallet

    Great. Just great. Riker

    Barman's daughter, but she knew how to pull them

    Xenobiology was never my forté

    The doors of Truth are guarded by Paradox and Confusion.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, December 14, 2021 00:01:28
    Reality-o-meter: [......../] Aha! Thought so

    DJEDA MRAZE, DJEDA MRAZE NE SKRECI DA TE NE UGAZE

    Picard to LaForge: Make it go.

    Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered.] - Julius Caesar

    Jºhñsóⁿ & Jóhⁿsóñ Tàglíñé: █████░░░░░█████ "ºûçh"

    Vigilance is the foundation upon which victory is built. Metroplex

    She is the needle and we are the thread

    Well she got her daddies car.

    ZfOg "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

    Have sex without a condon Saddam, it's okay. Trust me.

    PUNNY BOOK = Personal Best: Marco DeStinction.

    Yo' momma's so fat she went to the beach and sold shade!

    UNIX... A manly sort of operating system!

    I love the Stones... Fred, Barney, Wilma

    XMODEM: A spot-marking transfer protocol.

    Practice agnosticism! There's no such thing as safe sects!

    A real life? Then where's my instruction book?

    Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice -- only the willingness to make it when necessary. -- Frederick Dunn

    I just love the smell of Klingon leather in the morning

    You Earthlings have such strange eating habits

    Do not let the dog eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.

    Hold your fire -RUSH

    Last Words: "I went here few years ago. That bridge is perfectly safe"

    Come then! My log does not judge!

    Baby on Board, Mom on Valium.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, December 15, 2021 00:01:26
    Those who live by the knife, get shot by those of us who don't.

    Gee Mommy, your clothes smell like food, were you at Sharon's again?

    PC and taglines are under repair.

    He was on the cover of TARKUS - Tom on giant armadillo

    KIRK: Bones, what the heck are you doing?

    FIRST Connor? You are scheduled for termination. (BLAM!)

    Mountain cows! Nothing scarier! -- Crow T. Robot

    Rule #103: Sleep could interfere... (not finished)

    Practice makes perfeckt.

    A smile is worth a thousand words.

    JULIA CHILD - Whisked Away

    What am I doing here? Where am I? - Kim

    Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe.

    No job is too simple nor too small to make a mess out of.

    Ok... You're marginally female -Nightfall to Serendipity

    XXX-Rated Tagline...Press Ctrl-Alt-Del to see!

    Happy is he that dashes their little heads against the rock. Bible

    "Bother," said Pooh, as a woozle bit his bottom.

    B Cing U

    PBS is pretty cool. - Butt-Head

    Valencia: The spectre looms again

    Klingons... The Bikers of the Universe

    Now sending AND receiving NETMAIL at the above address!

    Virus scan: Windows found, remove it? (Y/y)

    I can't use windows. Mt cat ate my mouse.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, December 16, 2021 00:01:22
    Zap your mouse and put it out of its memory !

    This tagline not part of Rosereader's tagline file

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; You'll go down in Listerine

    Vacation caution: Anyone held hostage gets a complimentary spa package

    Sir! Romulan warbird uncloaking!!**&^$!Q#$!@ NO CARRIER

    The LAN of Nod was Cain's first primitive one computer network.

    Ms. Moderator, the person I am writing to is a Twit.

    Cal just made one of my goofs into another tagline!-J. Hobbs

    BANANA: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything

    Jede Organisation w{chst j{hrlich um 5 bis 6 Prozent. -- Parkinsons Gesetz

    A friend in need is a friend to be avoided

    Q-TIP: When an omnipotent alien gives you advice!

    I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble -Led Zeppelin

    COMPUTERS store words on disks never made any sense and it never will.

    Jesus - Not a religion, but a relationship!

    Redneck: Member of the white southern rural laboring class.

    Jesse's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}

    This must be Bart, Lisa, and, uh, 'expecting'.. - Mr. Burns

    Now to heaven our prayer ascending, God speed the right.

    This is off-center.

    Oh. &lt;looking first disappointed, then resigned&gt; - Anna Steven

    I know. Pointy Hat. Corner

    TomorrewM MMistmkss

    Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness: Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Grandpa Tribble with his cane

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, December 17, 2021 00:01:30
    Pro-Israelism When sh*t happens Iran is behind it

    "Bother," said Pooh as the fan reversed direction and sucked him in

    Nut loose on keyboard --- system halted

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Baby Tribble with bottle

    Barney: A Smurf on steroids.

    Custom once disallowed cannot again be produced

    Old navigators never die, they just get lost.

    Law regards equity

    Keptin, it appears to be an inwisible moderator decloaking

    For reply: Send a self abused stomped Antelope.

    &lt;Darn!&gt; Now *everybody* will know I have no magic powers! :-(

    I'm up to my ass in alligators. --Scott Adams

    Hitler: The number 1 supporter of Gun Control!

    !I'd love to but....

    "Bother!" said Pooh as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.

    XBG Xtra Big Grin

    BETTER TO BE JUDGED BY 12 THAN CARRIED BY 6 !!

    I never reject undeserved praise

    Oxymoron: Tax reform.

    Six shy of a dozen

    Sign in a shoe repair shop: "We bring back departed soles"

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU .. BEST WISHES FOR MANY MORE

    That's why I bought it. I'm cheap!

    Veni, Vidi, Giddy -- I Came, I Saw, I Got Drunk

    My primary goal is to be recognized. - Real live resume statement

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, December 18, 2021 00:01:28
    Feminist Update: Rush Limbaugh still isn't getting any!

    (Stolen!!)

    Quit playin' with that thing

    Oh you know my name is Simon, and I like to do draw-rings

    Never anger a SysOp, for you are crunchy and go well with brie

    CAUTION! Stupidity may prove fatal if used excessively.

    The word 'dog' does not bite. --William James.

    V_o^o_V Imagery is All In The Mind

    ZEN BUDDHISTS do it because they don't want to do it because they want to do it

    One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. -- George Herbert

    Freedom of religion is also freedom FROM religion.

    Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.

    JABBA - IAW: In Accordance With

    Don't look back; they may be gaining on you

    COBOL programmers do it with bugs

    "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Quayle

    Christmas trees: kill a tree for Jesus today!

    JABBA - ADN: Any Day Now

    I'mmmm too sexy for my taglines, too sexy for my.

    Living is more a question of what one spends rather than what one makes. - Marcel Duchamp

    Quantum Physicists do it in fields and on time.

    Just say NO to negativism

    Grain...hops...barley...sure sounds like breakfast to me!

    Kosanovicu, vidimo se u Hagu!

    Liberal Crime Control: Disarm potential victims.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, December 19, 2021 00:01:24
    JABBA - ATSL: Along The Same line

    He who dies with the most tag lines WINS!

    A people that can do as it pleases will hardly be wise. - Machiavelli

    Being a good friend is a 24-hour job.

    Raise you hand for more gun control-- "Seig Heil!"

    K-Mart Wine: Chardonnay de sot.

    'Scuse me! Excuse me! Yes, excuse me! -- Wakkorotti

    BBS Lingo: TINALO: This is not a legal opinion

    Mr. Wesley Crusher, would you please report to the airlock

    Pun, pun, pun, 'til her daddy takes her recipes away!

    I am Johnstone of Borg, You shall be netmailed

    Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a grave disease

    Purranoia: The fear that your kat is up to something

    Genealogy is contagious - not always fatal!

    Have your legislators been drug tested lately?

    Kss mé twî¢é. î'm sçhîzóphrèñç

    Virtual reality is its own reward

    Clerics Do It On Their Knees.

    Fake court will now begin - Mike

    "Looks like a tongue war!" -- Crow T. Robot

    Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?

    Eval Day 122 ■ There's no religion higher than Boojumism!

    TABTRB: #16 Taglines won't stalk you

    * &lt;-- Tribble ~ &lt;-- Tribble toupee.

    The "Moderator Express" Card: Don't leave your Echo without it!
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, December 20, 2021 00:10:12
    I just flew back from Italy, and boy are my arms tired!

    Purranoia: the fear your cat is up to something.

    How do I set my laser printer for stun?

    I am Sledge Hammer of Borg. Trust me, I know what I'm assimilating.

    Cymbal players do it with a crash

    Jesus: In Matthew he is THE KING

    Que sera, scarecrow: What will be, has straw for brains.

    "Isn't the music too dreamy ?" - Audrey Horne

    Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Outta Luck Duck

    Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?

    Quarken: A Ferengi Financial Program

    Class, today we will learn how to edit previous quotes.

    What a meshugana

    Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night

    Kamikaze Paranomasiac each pun a killer

    Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now.

    This is my Origin-Line, do not copy

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun.

    Zathras good at doings, not understandings. -- Zathras

    OS/2: Who wants half an operating system?

    reverent--David O. McKay

    Life's like a sewer,what U get depends what U put into it

    Warning: SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.

    Orville Bullitt - An example of why some animals eat their young.

    huh Rush Limbaugh...proof that bigotry still runs rampant.
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, December 21, 2021 00:01:26
    You IDIOT! Cats CAN'T digest SHELLFISH!

    Popeye: "Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum."

    Some people are born stupid, others work to acquire it.

    Generic Fortune

    "I see my cut has improved your voice!" - Ramirez

    Polygamy: The keeping of more than one parrot.

    Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before." - Mae West "Klondike Annie" (1936)

    Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night. - Steven Wright

    Error #0034 Windows not loaded. Superior OS found. Loading OS/2

    Ziggy says there's a 30% chance of rain Tuesday.

    Lives in a dream

    STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You, like your father, are now ours!

    Gawd! I HATE Edmonton!

    The music of the Dance goes on forever.

    Beer, hockey, and men...isn't life Great!

    KJV and Bible are not synonymous terms

    Dr. Seuss to the drawing room, please. -- Crow T. Robot

    Klingons do NOT kid!

    Reality, the ultimate illusion.

    Larry, they're going to pull us to pieces! - Ralph Brentner

    No mess is as great as the mess we make of our lives

    Dogs are God's way of saying you're spending too much time w

    Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur

    X is for Xercies, devoured by mice

    Zen T-Shirt: Enlightenment Available - Enquire Within

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, December 22, 2021 00:01:28
    I'm not a dust-bunny! - Mutant Raccoon

    Good Luck, @TOFIRST@... This TagMine will self-destruct in 30 secs

    mixed emotions: Watching a bus-load of lawyers plunge off a cliff. With five empty seats

    Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse. Allen Supynuk

    She has a sense of humour as I've imagined _you_ do. - Bashir

    USHERS show you the way.

    Bill Koppelmann only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."

    The malice of men is to be avoided

    Zo, tell me about your mother, Herr Heinlein.

    Kira! I heard phaser fire! Odo

    Nice Kitty. Welcome to Cyberspace!

    Blondes with square tits? Forgot to take the Kleenex from the box!

    Forrest Gump: The child is the father to the man. Read about it in the STAR!

    Oh give me a phone, with a modem on loan.

    No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach

    I am Hugh. Resistance is virtually futile

    "I love each of my loaves." Mike Nelson

    Myra, when are you going to ask me for Taglines? I have thousands!

    Vese are the thoyages of the enship Starterprise.

    !teem sdne ekam ot sekat ti tahw tog s'ehS ... suoregnad s'ehS!!ti ezimodnar :seye gniyrp morf atad tcetorP

    Quick! Follow the singer! -- Crow T. Robot

    Vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.

    Enemy lock-on! I'm Hit! Flame-out! E-j-e-c-t-i-n-g-!

    Confucius say: Girl who rides bicycle peddles a** all over town.

    ZZZZAP !!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, December 23, 2021 00:01:32
    Old hippies never die, they just flashback!

    Programming is 10% inspiration and 90% debugging

    Perchance, might Madonna be a Basselope?-Rosebud Not this month.-Milo

    "He looks like Aunt Jean before electroloysis." -- Radar on Klinger

    Before TV was invented I wonder if they had "radio dinners"?

    Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed

    Zoinks! I sure hope that's just Scooby behind me

    JABBA - PITA: Pain in the a-- (ASCII?)

    Eval Day 40 ■ Emmanuel Kant but Genghis Khan

    Use any advice given or implied at your own risk!

    Musicians do it orally.

    Quit yer bellyakin', @TOFIRST@

    Real SysOps always back up their hard disks - NOW!

    XXXXXXXXX BROADCAST IN STEREO (where available) XXXXXXXXX

    Following the rules will not get the job done. - Dilbert

    Men and women are two different species, descended from different animals

    How does Teflon stick to pans?

    "At this point we can't rule out anything." -- Dax

    Evaluation, Day 68: Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!

    Law of Infinite Data - There will *ALWAYS* be more to learn.

    Have *I* found Jesus? No... not my week to watch him

    I think I'm losing my ... er ... what's it called?

    Eagles may soar-but weasels aren't sucked into turbojets!

    Beavis: It's not fair! we're not gonna score!

    Oh bother, said Pooh, as he realized that his tagline wouldn't fi
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, December 25, 2021 00:01:34
    We've been short a doctor since the day you showed up. ─ Hawk to Frank

    Christmas returns with deadening certainty in almost every detail.

    Education: whats left after you've forgotten the facts

    Rats! I had another thought but it died of loneliness!

    Just a minute. Typing with the baby in lap, again.

    Keep your eyes on your own taglines, this is a quiz.

    COMMAND.COM not found. Running NONSENSE.COM. Ufdsk (Q/L)?

    Kevin Elders - a planned and wanted child

    K9 Unit Motto: Burglars - The Breakfast of Champions - Dragonrider

    Fire In The Hole

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted C:\BBS\*.*

    Quickly, pick a color from 1 to 10.

    BBS Lingo: EOD: End Of Discussion

    Confucius Say: Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot!

    "Eureka!" is Greek for "This bath is too hot!"

    XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!! 08 May 95

    Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at all?

    USS YATI: Boldly going where it has never been again.

    Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth

    Jimmy Carter. I've always liked the man - Crow

    Darn, No good Taglines To Steal!

    Gallfriend: gall bladder envy

    The Cat, ethereal music wreathed in mystery.

    TV Truth: All Asian people know some type of Martial Art.

    You can lead a horse to water, and if he walks on it pate
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, December 26, 2021 00:01:24
    June is National Adopt-a-Cat Month

    Genealogists do it in the library

    Do it near resonance!

    Each day I don't write I get more fragmented.&lt;JOng&gt;

    #28 Davey Allison 1961 - 1993

    C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep

    Nije vazno stici prvi. Vazno je stici pre drugog.

    BABY ON BOARD - Just means five more points.

    Darwin was right. Think of it as evolution in action.

    Clinton - "There's spending, and there's spending."

    "Down there they're rounding a posse to ride"

    DM; "It hits and... Oh, hold on...I need more dice..."

    TAGLINES.GEN General Purpose Taglines

    Puritan, n. - One who supectes that someone, somewhere, is having fun

    Dubious metrics: 10**9 micrometers = 200 pentameters

    'any resemblance to persons living, dead, or undead...'

    Death is nature's way of tellin you to SLOW DOWN!

    Zip up, Dick. -- Harley Stone

    Go ahead, Orville Bullitt, I dare you to steal this tagline!

    &lt;&gt; &lt;--- Put complaints in this box

    Tip: Never take a beer to a job interview

    A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

    He no nuts! He crazeeee!

    Jesus didn't wear a condom when he came - now he's a dad

    OS/2 - The operating system for the 21st century
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, December 27, 2021 00:12:58
    Kraft blue cheese is neither.

    Joel ? What kind of a name is Joel ?

    This Tagline, Like All Of Mine, Is A Fake

    Jesus saves! Passes to Moses! He shoots! He SCORES!!!

    Smoke on the Water. Fire in the Sky. Fruit of the Loom.

    Virtue is more to be feared than vice because its excesses are not regulated by conscience

    Old enough to know better; too young to resist

    "Bother," said Pooh as Sub Zero ripped his spinal column out again.

    GUI:A set of pretty pictures to entertain the illiterate

    There are years that ask questions & years that answer.&lt;Hurston&gt;

    Most queers have heterosexual parents

    "Are you going to knock it off?" -- Frank to Hawkeye

    Eat cow dung - ten billion flies can't be wrong !

    A moderator's work is never done

    Jade, amber, tiger-eye, garnet. I LIKE being stoned.

    Grub first, then ethics.Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime. --Queen

    I ~wonder~ "why" this would offend you.

    Old florists never die - they just make other arrangements

    I'm not just one of your snuggle-girls, Will. - Beverly

    Ja sam pripadnik lepseg pola.

    Life is a series of dogs.

    Famous Last Words #29: "Hey, Dragon - got a light?"

    Watch Out For Spencer, He's Spinning.Oh..S#!t !!!

    Homosexuality is not a choice, bigotry and hatred are.

    Clu Gulager & Yvonne Goolagong - Tom
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, December 28, 2021 00:01:22
    URA REDNECK WHEN: your name is Capt Bear

    So the guy with the most taglines died. Was I in his will?

    He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him. * Khan

    Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rains, it pours.

    The burden is equal to the horse's strength. - the Talmud

    Preserve wildlife... pickle a rat.

    "I love you, you love me, Barney gave me HIV."

    My independence seems to vanish in the haze. ─ Beatles

    Exotic, erotic, and just a little psychotic...

    Divide Overflow, I failed grade 2 math!

    Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time-Mark Twain

    Sharks: The Saint Bernards of the Sea

    Just because we're not currently using a technology doesn't mean that it doesn't work anymore

    * &lt;- Tribble /\*\ &lt;- Tribble putting on a roof

    XXXXXXXXX BROADCAST IN STEREO (where available) XXXXXXXXX

    JABBA - IIRC: If I Remember Correctly.

    Zo, tell me about your mother, Herr Heinlein.

    zxy.yxy.yxy.yxy.yxy.y Tagline bees! Quick Mom, the Raid!

    Visit me anytime at (919) 637-3583!!

    You look marvellous! - Quam pulcher/pulchra es!

    Back off, back off or I'll turn your son into a flaming torch! - Lore.

    Never use while sleeping. -Instruction on a hair dryer

    Quayle: The other white meat!

    Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

    Zeroes and ones will take us there. -- Jesus Jones
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, December 29, 2021 00:01:26
    My Quadra can kick your IBM's butt!!!!!!! NO CARRIER

    Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his parent feels chilly

    Found COLDBEER.BUD: SysOp Loaded!

    Even the Devil won't go to the Bronx! -- Crow T. Robot

    Beware of altruism - it's based on self-deception

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Olive, the other reindeer...

    Unwanted Babies - By Anna Bortion

    Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

    Veni, vidi, visa (I came, I saw, I went shopping).

    Keep NZ beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.

    Bang the cat slowly !

    Moskit ergo summ

    "Assassination has never changed the history of the world."

    Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of space>.

    We'll have to take that risk! &lt;PatDoc&gt;

    Well, he did have a pet selat he was quite fond of

    Let God sort out the ATF!!

    Zathras ask if anyone out there? -- Zathras

    TAXPAYER: To work for the Government without taking the civil service test

    Be sure to use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.

    Zop ! Stolipei !

    Old folks give good advice because they can no longer set bad examples

    A man remains unbroken by the savage twists of fate. - Druss the Legend

    Claustrophobia: Fear of Santa.

    URA Redneck if a man lights your cigarette and you show him your bra
    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, December 30, 2021 00:01:22
    I don't want to die--existence is one of my strong points.

    A NORMAL one that is!!! arrrgrggg) :)

    Bless them which persecute you. (Rom 12:14)

    "Bother!" said Pooh, hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the ghetto.

    * &lt;- Tribble *-o-*-o-- &lt;- Tribble & onion kabob.

    Zathras good at doings, not understandings. -- Zathras

    No delays. - Sisko

    I think that a tentative maybe might be what is possibly called for.

    Knowledge is a basic tool of politics. - Urza Jaddo

    A BBS addict is hooked when: you consider BBSing better than chocolate.

    A law that prevents risks prevents love.

    Jesse Jackson: Wanna-be Massa of the LIbEral Plantation.

    A cat _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.

    PETA: People Exterminating Tame Animals

    Life is far too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

    Put a gallon in me, Allen

    Nervous: Asking which wine goes best with fingernails.

    Unto Whomsoever Much is Given, of Him Shall Much Be Required !!

    XOR: eXecute OpeRator

    Safe. Out of danger. SHARK! -- Crow T. Robot

    Bad Advertising: The Over-The-Counter Impotence Cure.

    Zentraedi shrink to do it.

    Garibaldi's taking it pretty hard

    ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter

    Okay, hand me up that horse. -- Crow T. Robot

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, December 31, 2021 00:01:28
    NEUMS: Renaissance midgets

    Unable to locate Coffee - Sysop Processor Halted!

    XEROX does it again and again and again and again.

    I survived Doom and all I got was this stinkin T-Shirt

    Fired from orange juice factory - couldn't concentrate!!!

    "I give my life to you! bumpty bumpty BUMP...."

    No, you fool! I mean power! Ultimate power! -- Evil Gypsy

    Q:What do you call Lum's Horns? A:Handlebars!

    Just like Beauty, we each have our own idea what chili should be.

    News anchor tells truth! Head explodes! Film at eleven!

    Chaos never died.

    He's dead Jim you get his wallet, I'll get his tricorder.

    YAR Yet Another Rumor

    Bobbitt Lesson #1: Sleep on your stomach.

    Vaporware is a figment on your hard disk.

    No, no! Beware the Ides of APRIL! (Tax time!)

    Xerox no longer makes originals.



    Useless Invention: Remote control for a Watchman.

    Go to work in your underwear and the dream will go away.

    DOOM stinks. DOOM is garbage. Play Wing Commander 3!!!

    SHORTEST BOOK: The American Medical Association's Guide To Proper Penmanship

    Getting there is the easy part. - Janeway

    Line Noise! Ha, I don't get..#$%#$%... NO CARRIER

    Punctuation is a beautiful thing. Really it is

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, January 01, 2022 00:01:22
    Extra! Extra!.. Framer Bill dies in house.

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX &lt;censored tagline&gt;

    Redneck if there is a ham hanging from your front porch.

    Today's disaster is tomorrow's archaeology

    Keep your pencil sharp!

    Moebius always does it on the same side

    Last words: "They don't look so tough."

    VI Oxymoron: Passive aggression.

    I'm a Loony Tune Muso - What's YOUR Disability?????

    "Damn it, Mulder, cut the crap!" - Scully to Mulder's evasion (Pilot)

    When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

    Line noise provided by Bell Canada

    EtherNet: What you use to catch the Ether Bunny.

    Microsoft gives you Windows ... IBM and OS/2 give you the whole house!

    VERY FUNNY TAGLINE NOT FOUND: A)bort, R)etry, or K)ender?

    ROCKET SCIENTISTS do it with thrust.

    Feel the power of the DARK SIDE !

    Press any key to exit, press again to save file

    Nice going.....Master Ninja Dipstick!

    You didn't invite me... so I crashed!

    New Borg Movie: The Fabulous Baker Borgs.

    Can't spell lost without the LT

    Q:What do you call Lum's Horns? A:Handlebars!

    Computer Excuse taglines: Input error

    Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. -- Frank Zappa

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, January 02, 2022 00:01:26
    Chicken Little hasn't been right yet... but she still keeps trying.

    Give thanks to volunteers that enrich our lives, they deserve it!

    Klingon Chef sez: It's a good day to dine.

    I don't know. We, we could start breathing gas fumes.-Stan, South Park

    LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

    Conceit is a virtue. It frees one from the vice of envy

    You Don't Need A Reason You Just Need RIME!

    What do you mean "you formatted the cat"!

    To err is human; to really foul things up is BUREAUCRACY.

    You're a Redneck If U've ever lost your wife in a poker game.

    AD&D Famous Last Words: "This looks like a safe place to camp."

    There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.

    Doing my part to encourage chaos in the universe

    Here is what I could come up with

    This is the PC-Addicts echo, all members are committed!

    A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away

    * &lt;- Tribble ---------***** &lt;- Group Tribble bungee jump

    We're a little less cold-blooded about it than you. Anan 7

    The road to to success is always under construction..

    Pour Out Your Heart Before Him; God Is a Refuge For Us !!

    Stupid is as stupid does. - Geco &lt;---INSERT WHOMEVER COMES TO MIND 1ST

    Our Moderator is a kind and gracious per..AARRGGHH!!

    Justice: A decision in your favor.

    Listen, Lightsnack. Andy's mine. - Woody

    Simply include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, January 03, 2022 00:15:58
    Thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance.

    Except in cases where convenient and/or profitable

    qwerty, asdfjkl, and :; too.

    Babylon 5 was the last of the Babylon stations.

    A Bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.

    Marriage is like Pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

    Everywhere is walking distance if you have time.

    Zip, then fasten, or fasten, then zip? - GARIBALDI

    Punny Books: A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel.

    Quit your clowing, mango! -- Dr. Forrester

    Freedom's just another word for nuthin left to lose

    Had a cat once - tasted like chicken.

    Oh, PROPHETS...I wasn't even expecting that one... &lt;wide smile&gt;-A.S

    Eau d'Odo: Lwaxana's favorite splash-on.

    Remember....undocumented genealogy is mythology.

    Ura Redneck Trekker if you have a tattoo of Janeway on your arm.

    Geez, I thought you might make a Tagline out of it.

    Faex Accidat

    SELF-IMPROVEMENT: RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence

    Texans: Believe that owning more than two Lear jets is pretentious.

    Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

    X-Files? No. They're one floor up. We're the Y-Files

    Old age is too high a price to pay for maturity

    PG = Boy gets girl, R = Villian gets girl, X = Everybody gets girl

    I think he's a few bytes short of a checksum.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, January 04, 2022 00:01:36
    VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y) (N)?"

    LadySmith: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

    Life is a grindstone; whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what you are made of

    Headline: Nuclear Winter may not be so bad

    Mimoids - People addicted to the smell of newly mimeograp

    Whenever books are burned, men, also, are burned. - Heine

    Def: Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.

    Zzzzz ... This Tagline is taking a nap ... zzzzz

    Honk if you love Tag Line Xpress!

    She did one too many Ready Whip hits - Crow on bimbo

    We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it - Kennedy

    When a woman looks at you like that...it usually means something

    Television is to media what hydrogen bombs are to explosives.

    VI Oxymoron: Passive aggression.

    MIF&gt;"I like a customer who knows what she wants!" -- Quark

    Power corrupts. Absolute power is for Dragons

    Next stop is the infirmary, down the hall, to the right. - Franklin

    From the Fount of All Useless Knowledge

    Light Dark Beer is an oxymoron

    HACKERS don't do it -- they're hacking all the time

    Just like those miserable Psalms - they're so depressing!

    Smeggin' hell! -Dave Lister

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribble roadkill

    Before The Rising Sun We Fly; So Many Roads To Choose

    "I speak American and I can go anyplace in the world." -- Frank Burns

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, January 05, 2022 00:01:30
    Claws! The only way to eat olives. Garfield

    * &lt;-- Tribble *J &lt;-- Tribble Olympics, Snorkelling

    Given enough rope, a husband will be tied up at the office.

    JULIA CHILDS - Ciao

    OLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathers

    Beverly: "Then what happened?" Troi: "He walked me to my quarters."

    I am Berman of Borg. Your real name is irrelevant.

    GE Dash 9's.....An ALCo in a tuxedo.

    Kira's hair: THE 'DO MUST DIE! - Anna Steven

    NEWS! If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

    Cat Eradication Council of Greater Toronto

    My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. Words without thoughts never to heaven go. - William Shakespeare

    Quantum est ille canis in fenestra?

    Good sex means being told Stop and I'll Kill n THINK about it

    Keptin, it's an inwisible moderator Warbird decloaking

    XMAS NARCISSISTIC::::Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    PASCAL users DO IT with run time support

    Beer doesn't have morals

    Kendall, get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!

    * &lt;- Tribble _ &lt;- No Tribble at all

    I don't really seriously ask girls ages anymore either. ... I just ogle

    Last words: Dinosaur? Hey, no problem, right Balinor?"

    Road Kill Cafe: Flat Cat served single or stacked

    I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.

    Go on! Read the message first! That's the important bit.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, January 06, 2022 00:01:24
    I'm totally relaxed. -- Tom Servo

    Oh no! I think reality is on the blink again

    Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard. - Frank

    Funny Name: Doodle Dangle Wang.

    A reason cannot always be given for the institutions of our ancestors

    Zippermakers do it on the fly.

    Jesus save souls! And redeems them for valuable cash prizes!

    Circuit designers have a very low rise time.

    Mortal Enemies - By U. I. Cantstand

    Do you snag recipes too?

    Oxymoron: televised hearings

    URA Redneck if your car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.

    Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. -- Professor Irwin Corey

    Janier's an Apathetic Sociopath.. ...she'd kill you if she cared !!

    Zen monk to hot dog vendor: "Make me 1 w/everything."

    You have an important role as a negative example.

    Vulcans never bluff.

    Veni Vidi Fetuccini (I came, I saw, I had lunch.)

    Qagh...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

    She if from a world alien to me now! -- Worf

    NAVY SH-3H ....Thunderpig on patrol

    What if we surrounded Congress and played Rock & Roll?

    Yo moma's so stupid, her shoes says TGIF- toes go in front

    Guy: "What's the solution?" * Tom Servo: "Saline!"

    I am Gates of Borg. Prepare to be delayed

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, January 07, 2022 00:01:30
    Delta Airlines: Don't Even Leave The Airport

    Quark: "It's _not_ what you think!" Odo: "It'd better not be!"

    Umm, Mr. Moderator... Which final warning is this?

    Zapped or gassed or put to sleep, at least he won't make one more peep.

    What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish?-4th Dr

    My teeth aren't the sharpest in the world -- Ro

    Visions in my cell begins to breed

    #103&gt; Sleep could interfere with .....(not finished)

    When man builds better mousetraps, nature builds better mice.

    Kinky assimilation techniques! Next on "Geraldo of Borg"

    Zen Meditators do it thoughtlessly.

    Xuxa: Barney on amphetamines

    Dinner not Found: (A)bort (B)ackup (C)hinese

    Yo mama's so poor that Jerry Lewis sends her money.

    Oxymoron: Begin Initially.

    Q: What kind of case would a lawyer bring if he hurt himself while swimming in the pool? A: A bathing suit

    Groovy. --Ash, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness.

    BUFFALO: Two nudists greeting one another.

    Roast beef and puddings form nearly all an Englishman's eatables.

    Elvis is ALIVE in the Hearts of Millions!!

    Never play cards with a man called Doc.

    Don't rock the boat - especially if you're in it

    * &lt;--- Tribble [*] &lt;--- Tribble wearing headphones

    He'd sell hemlock as a vitamin source if there was enough money in it.

    Elephant in the fridge? Where? Look, footprints in the Jello!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, January 08, 2022 00:01:26
    You know where we can find any? - Wakko

    !I'd love to but....

    Existence is not only temporary, its pointless. - - Calvin

    Few bricks shy of a full load

    Send Barney to Waco Texas for a bar-b-que.

    Users - A term used by sysops. See "idiots"

    A dinosaur in Jurassic Park ate a lawyer....tasted like chop suey.

    Hello, Quark. How are your lobes? Tingling at the sight of you.

    Hero for Hire, Reasonable Fee--Dragons Slain (well, not the big ones).

    Relation never defeats collateral acts

    Good thing about homecooking, keeps dog from begging at the table.

    Unable to locate CoffZhW Operator Halted!

    Barney's purple to show concern for AIDS. (trivia time).

    VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up

    Fife. n. Small shrill instrument that rhymes with wife

    Frankly, neither of you have a chance for love ever -Mike

    What he needs is energy. Crusher

    Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for more information !

    Zopy me

    Farfignewton ..... The cookie of large DOS programs

    Eventually he'll sell those stembolts. At a fair price. Zek

    Now Eating: Cream Cheese, green olives on bagel.

    Out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing can ever be made. -- Immanuel Kant

    What do you mean she was only 12 years old then????

    Band members do it on the football field.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, January 09, 2022 00:01:30
    Error accessing BRAIN.SYS-Device not mounted. Reboot? [Y/N]

    "Girls who wear zippers shouldn't live alone." - John W. van Druten

    Pat Buchanan's just trying to be funny.

    Que sera, senior: What will be, is older than you.

    Just remember, Mike. If push came to shove, I could take ya!

    Crime doesn't pay; neither does farming

    Located next to Dahmer's Butcher Shoppe.

    Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland.

    You can't throw us into space, we're trying to write a book.

    UAPA(AM): Use All Power Available (And More)

    I am not arguing with you, I am TELLING you.

    Newman's Discovery: Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will your worst dreams

    I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

    Cheetah + skunk = problem you can't run away from

    Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always comes back for more.

    Don't blame @N@, who voted for Pogo!

    Grand Nagus, can you hear me? Quark

    Veni, Vidi, Virtual...I came, I saw, I wasn't really there.

    Your rifle doesn't need a pet name like "Mr. Happy."

    A BASIC programmer who moonlights as a stripper wears a G$.

    Nature has given a woman so much power that the law cannot afford to give her more. - Samuel Johnson

    Locutus for Pontiac: Excitement is irrelevant!

    "Did we accidently switch to a different movie?" -- Crow T. Robot

    !ti ezimodnar :seye gniyrp morf atad tcetorP

    A rumor has no legs but gets around anyway

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, January 10, 2022 00:16:54
    MOZART - DIP (Decomposing In Peace)

    Don't blame me! I voted for Ren & Stimpy.

    Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. - Exodus 20:15

    VILLAGERS do it provincially

    John Cretein speaks out of the side of his mouth

    Oh, well... some people just can't handle genius

    Forrest Simmons Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!

    XXXX Don't panic.. it's only a virus XXXX

    &lt;IXΘYä&gt;&lt; jude &gt;&lt;+&gt; HIS hand

    Quid pro quaff: Something for a drink.

    On a child's T-Shirt: My human experiance is just beginning.

    You rake! - Tom to Crow

    URA Redneck if you dress the kids up before going to K-Mart

    &lt;click&gt; What?! That's the last time I buy a tagline from Quark!

    One President was supposed to take a trip on Air Force One, but he couldn't remember the number of the flight!

    Kirk never leaves the room to bawl someone out.

    A) You didn't ask - Ivanova

    "I got the Anti-Christ in the kitchen yelling at me again" - Tori Amos

    They said it talked to them in their sleep. --Ivanova.

    La Canada...A small Canadian town near Pasadena.

    Cannibalism is cannibalism. I mean, it's no big deal

    Jesus Is Coming! Quick, look busy!

    When the going gets tough, the tough go get a club.

    Pagan Redneck: Goddess has hair like Reba McEntire

    A penny for your thoughts, $20 to act it out...

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, January 11, 2022 00:01:30
    JESUS was first the Son of God. ELVIS first recorded with Sun Studios

    Chunky guys attract people - Tom

    Have a good day unless you've other plans.

    NO CARRIER Rats, where am I gonna land this thing?

    IMA Politician, AND I DON'T LIE!

    Hey...a woman has the the right to change her mind, ya know.

    Going tagless has been a freeing experience!

    Baud, James Baud. - famous British spy/modemer

    Even moderation should be practiced in moderation

    Did someone knock?

    Chaste: why virgins run.

    You made it to heaven and God sneezes, what do you say.

    You don't have a '486 yet?!?!?

    Rise of the Triad: No one shall live

    I like my men to be...well...hockey players!

    There is a hole....in your wallet. You went computer shopping

    Horns and tails and cloven hoof... - King Diamond

    Politician after sex:"I'll be home in an hour, honey"

    I can barely hear you. - Odo

    "I prefer Indiana." "We named the *dog* Indiana."

    Let he who takes a Monday plunge return it by Tuesday.

    Joel, will you carry me everywhere from now on? -- Tom Servo

    QUAKE will rule the cosmos. DOOM will then crumble. -J

    What a pity we can't adopt ancestors?

    Vanslykequistborgensson - You've been SCANDINAVIANIZED!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, January 12, 2022 00:01:26
    The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right to smoke is a right worth dying for

    You two front end loader -heads! - Joel to Bots

    I'm right 90% of the time--why quibble over the other 3%?

    Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.

    KlingDOS 5.0: De' vItu'be': yI(b)up yI(n)ejqa' yI(l)uj?

    Zippermakers do it on the fly.

    * &lt;- Tribble *- &lt;- Tribble after male augmentation

    Even the lion has to defend himself against flies

    Bon soir, my little friends... -- Dr. Forrester

    Error 104: Machine stuck in turbo mode. Unable to slow

    Let me annoint your beak with scented oils - Tom to Crow

    Never let your morals keep you from doing what is right.

    Futon of Borg. You will be assimilated and then become a cou

    YKYHW: You consider BBSing better than ice cream.

    She went away for the holiday/Said she's goin' to LA... ♫ Ramones ♫

    Children should be given the desire to learn.

    Zephram Cochrane died 150 years ago! - McCoy

    Relax, Dax. Take a chill pill, Trill!

    I heard these hand crafted words from IAN to ALL

    I will not aim for the head - Bart Simpson's lines

    ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter

    Eval Day 49 * D.D.A.M.A.D.D.! = Drunk Drivers against MADD!

    Bad day: The health inspector condemns your coffee maker.

    See what I mean? Red with apricot! -- The Cat

    X-Ray Physicists do with very high frequency

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, January 13, 2022 00:01:32
    loneliness still conforts me, my anger dwells inside of me

    Q: What do bees do with the honey they make? A: Cell it

    Police officers have arresting personalities.

    Quite frankly, I don't know how it ends. - Kirk

    Xpressing from sunny Florida. And you thought you had bugs!

    Quick, Henry, the FLIT!

    Virus? We don't need no stinkin' virus!

    Damn - where'd I leave that tagline?

    "I'll give you a hand." Torres

    Let God arise and His enemies be scattered

    Can you feel the Vox in the air?

    Kayackers roll over and D0 IT again.

    &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; Thanks, Sysops &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;

    The year 1990, now known as The Year One, year of the plague

    Only the weak will die.

    Quoth the T-Rex: "Terok Nor!"

    Jim that's illogical. Even Vulcans have needs. Bend over.

    X-rated ST:TNG fiction often involves Data entry

    Lottery: a tax on people who don't understand statistics.

    OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up

    I can't go to work today. My aunt's dead on the floor.

    Displomacy is the art of letting somebody have your way.

    Leader: Keep me briefed! * Crow: Make those briefs SHORT!

    Just to have it is enough

    URA Redneck if you've ever given rat traps as a gift. &lt;-{ROFL!}

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, January 14, 2022 00:01:22
    EPD: Explode Peripheral Device

    Pregnancy -- the worst sexually transmitted disease of them all

    Single-tasking Intel CPU? Just say no!

    ZIPPER MAKERS do it on the fly.

    EIO: Erase I/O page

    Good Lore! It's raining Borgs! Hugh better run for cover!

    My ship finally came in. Too bad it was the Kobayahsi Maru!

    Fat Bottomed Girls -- Queen

    No you aren't crazy, I am just insane.

    She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver

    * &lt;-- Tribble . &lt;-- Shaved tribble

    Don't ask, don't tell = hypocrisy

    BBS Lingo: AFK: Away From the Keyboard

    Fur sail cheep, Windows spiel chequer, wurks grate!

    Leapers always reflect before deciding what to do next!

    Junior! Stop clapping Grandma's pacemaker on and off!!!

    You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today -Floyd

    humm! baraindead

    Reno, NV renamed to Dogpoop, NV for better reputation.

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

    - No Tag Line, Just a Barcode...

    oxymoron: numb feeling

    Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv. Al Bundy

    Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, January 15, 2022 00:01:28
    ROA 101. Never do something you can make someone do for you.

    Beauty is what you see when you close your eyes

    Everything comes to those who wait; except a loaned book.

    Everybody loves to see justice done - to others

    Zounds - a GORKON death station appears.

    Peanut Butter & Taglines: One Great Taste.

    Rolling in filth will do that to you. -- Joel Robinson

    Librarians do it by the book.

    Thou shalt not AOL! :-) CO-MOD BTX.GER

    OFFLINE 1.52 "Error in Virtual Reality Simulator Control

    What's all this I hear about "presidential erections"?

    XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

    Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

    This tagline luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ANSI.

    Have you seen this M.O. before...? Men cremated alive? - DS (3x19)

    Vote the issues, not the party.

    Floss only the ones you want to keep!

    When your LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

    Putting his brain on the edge of a razor blade would be like

    Housework, I command thee, BE DONE!

    Khomeinikaze, n. - A shi'ite suicide bomber

    Life is a fractal.

    Help! I'm trapped in a town without a deli!

    Look out now, 'cause the future's here!

    Physics is not a religion. If it were, it'd be much easier to raise money

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, January 16, 2022 00:01:28
    XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!!

    ZCFH: Zero Core For the Hell of it

    RCM: Randomly Corrupt Microcode

    Espressivo: Close eyes and play with a wide vibrato.

    Open mouth, insert snack, chew internationally

    Error 23: Mouse dead...computer in mourning

    We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. - Frank

    For sale cheap: Write-only memory chips.

    Virtual workspace, Virtual Office, Virtual Job, Virtual pay.

    Love and scandal are coffee's best sweeteners.

    Generic Tagline v2: [ ]Flame [ ]Political annoucement [X]Advertisment

    English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleyways, knocks them down, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

    Often, people put taglines down here. WHY?

    Known all over the world, and other places besides.

    Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

    Just 'cause ah'm cute don't mean ah ain't tough. -- Rogue

    Had enough? Limbaugh/Pournelle in '96!

    URA Redneck if you know hay many bales of hay fit in your car.

    Kick the darkness 'till it bleeds LIGHT!!!

    Here ya go!

    Did you think *Iwouldn't know?! The Shadow

    NECROCOMEDIAN: The Book of Dead Jokes.

    "Let the good times roll!"-Freddy Krueger

    Let the trees in the woods sing for joy before the Lord

    SHORTEST BOOK: The Mormon Guide To Alternative Sex

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, January 17, 2022 00:16:06
    The food here is terrible and the portions are too small

    Kindness is a language the dumb can speak and the deaf can understand

    Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

    There's a bar right across the road from my brother-in-law's house, so he put up his own crosswalk

    Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Marriage and Magic

    Yo mama's got 10 fingers, all on the same hand.

    Virtuosi appreciate it.

    Zero/Zero: Style & artistry pts. for gear-up landings

    News: Vampire population decimated due to outbreak of AIDS.

    Zip-a-de-do-dah, zip-a-de-day, PKWare screwed up today.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he talked Kanga and Roo into a threesome.

    Have you played T.A.G. lately?

    You're going home in a box!

    X-files Gillian Anderson is expected to present the cheque

    Well I've been told I can dance....But I just hate it

    Vampires do it aaaaalllllll nniiiiiight lllllooooooonnnnnggggg!

    &lt;Ptooey&gt; Ding! - Tom

    We've given the word 'mob' a bad name! - Dr. Hibbert

    This kid has a +25 smile of charm that works overtime.

    Of course I know what I'm doing! Now gimme that magnet

    I love you! You love me! And we know we hate Barney!

    Ugh! He's giving himself a tongue bath! - Tom Servo

    Quick, pull my finger to see the next message

    Orville's All the lights don't shine in his marquee.

    Planet Strike ■ Now you're playing with fission!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, January 18, 2022 00:01:34
    Unix? I can't even do ONE thing at once.

    Can I borrow some of my henchman's experience points ? Well why not?

    I tried to cc this to you, but it said

    K*#~)$K aj838 *f#*DHey cat! &lt;SMACK&gt;....and stay OFF my keyboard!

    Zzz Yawn Blink The World? Huh? I didn't hear the question

    Just because you think I'm telepathic doesn't mean that I am. Oops

    A revolution is legal if it succeeds. (Jon Thorlaksson)

    Zaphod Beeblebrox in `96! Two heads are better than one!

    "Bother," said @F, as he read yet another '@F' tagline

    "I'll go backas soon as I can play the piano again!" -- Jesus

    "Go screw yourself!" "I'd rather have help."

    Napoleon sat here and blew his Bonaparte.

    That'll holdem awwighthahahahahaha. -- Elmer Fudd

    Now go and change your armour!

    X/\X&lt;e XXXX XXXXvXCX; i'XXX X\X()X XXXSXXXG XXXX.

    Note the look on its face as Orville runs away.

    Give me a ticket on that ship

    Boot Sector Not Found! Wear Socks? (Y/N?)

    keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it means Your E-

    Leo Tolstoy didn't do it with Peter I.

    Good lawyers are even rarer than honest politicians.

    I feel like e.e. cummings at a punctuation festival

    I once blasted through a door with a lighning staff

    Children are an absolute pleasure, if properly cooked

    Dare to be naive

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, January 19, 2022 00:01:24
    Liberal Rule #13 - Steal from everyone & keep it. Just call it taxes.

    We can go round and round all night about this. - Sheridan

    No calls from Korthof, Parks or Grillo

    Q - What do you call a firefighter's daughter? A - Amber.

    VbReader Lives! ...but WHERE is the author?

    PATH=C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN

    So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio? --Debbie

    Newsflash: Everready bunny released: Charges were dropped

    "Crow! Would you just find the secret button?" -- Mike Nelson

    Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rai

    "Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"

    URA Redneck If U ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.

    This tagline is made just for All

    VGA: The poor man's movie screen.

    We cannot all be masters. Shakespeare

    SAILORS do it ad nauseam

    Vegetarians beware! You are what you eat

    To think is easy. To act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all. - Goethe

    Save the hermetic seals

    "Bother," said @F when Tigger dropped the joint into the Honey jar

    Rotten Apples do not grow on trees...they are only sold in computer stores.

    Following the rules will not get the job done. - Dilbert

    Everyone's gone: (A)bort (R)etry (H)ide the murder weapon

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as his blow up love doll exploded

    Jonathan is life, Jim, but not as we know it

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, January 20, 2022 00:01:32
    Call the vet! My cat just ate my mouse.

    Clinton and Gore - gone in 4

    Mars needs women. No experience required!!!

    Q has left the building

    Zipped or Unzipped - THAT is the Question

    You have to know the rules to break them

    Take heed, ere summer comes, or cuckoo-bird do sing

    Jump down off'n that horse and grab a slug of swamp water, stranger

    Education can train, but cannot create intelligence. - Edward M. Salt

    Quid pro queen: Something for a fairy.

    Lie: We couldn't find a baby-sitter.

    * &lt;-- Tribble --*--* &lt;-- Tribble at Custers last stand.

    Kantenpooper: German for constipated.

    Reality is a place where bad things could happen.

    Keep your children short of pocket money -- but long on hugs. -L. Long

    "Long live the king" -Scar, The Lion King.

    Hill and Billy Clinton... hmmm.

    knock firmly but softly, I like soft, firm knockers!!!! Uh what. Someti

    To err is human, but to REALLY muck up takes a computer.

    Sleep well and dream of large women.

    George Burns (1896-1996): "I'm coming, Gracie." Good night, George

    Guilty bystander

    When I grow up, I want to be retired!

    The 1950's: Signed-Sealed-Delivered - The 1990's: Saved-Emailed-Downloaded.

    Over The Cliff - By Hugo First

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, January 21, 2022 00:01:28
    PAC committees: Political Action Committees commitees.

    VOTE THE DEMOCRATS OUT NOW!! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!

    Because I've got better things to do with my time, Mr. Tech Support

    Kira's Kisses Crack Cool Constable's Composure--next DS9!

    The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat. -- Genesis 3:14

    XXXXXXXXXX Better Taglines Through Confiscation XXXXXXXXX

    Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court?

    PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in synch.

    C permits code only a C compiler can love. (Matt Giwer)

    Rush Limbaugh: I don't know whether to laugh or worry!

    Fartvergnügen..the pleasure of breaking the air

    God Bless Ronald Reagan!

    I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may

    XT for sale: see Marine Supplies Conference

    Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    oxymoron: numb feeling

    A traffic jam when you're already late. - Alanis Morissette, "Ironic"

    Could the sensors be malfunctioning? - Ro Laren

    Everything is possible; just not too probable.

    Forget about smelling the car, smell the valet. Go to the source. (G)

    URA Redneck if your job requires you to wear an orange vest

    A pleasure to meet you. - Winn

    Nothing up my sleeve

    We Get To Keep These Cool Clown Clothes - Stimpy

    "I'm always nervous, everybody knows that!" - Barclay

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, January 22, 2022 00:01:32
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzShush my Tagline is asleep.

    Ura Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.

    Remember when PC didn't mean Politically Correct?

    Quick! Lean back! It's our only hope! -- Crow T. Robot

    Eschew obfuscation!

    A cat that isn't finicky....soon loses control of it's owner.

    A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

    Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away.

    Perception 303%

    Printer is F*%^ed, printing information now

    Laws are like sausages, it is better to not see them made

    This is irritating. - Butt-Head

    Jean Claude Van Damme: Feet of fury, mouth of marbles.

    Feminism doing a Nike commercial...just PROVE it!

    URA Redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took.

    Yeah I got a good heart, I wouldn't hurt a soul.

    I saw Elvis! He was playing for Bigfoot and Nessie!

    Painless Dentistry (Formerly Painful Dentistry)

    Masturbate - something used to catch big fish.

    Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Tagline theft is futile.

    Canada's new motto: 'Tax To The Max!'

    Lesson learned from John Bobbitt-=-Always sleep on your s

    Zmodem has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII

    Quick Orville what color is an Orange? Is this Multiple Choice?

    Forrest Vader Luke, I am your chocolate

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, January 23, 2022 00:01:30
    I'm Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilated

    Car Capital Of The World - By Mitch Egan

    Visit Historic Thunderumbler's Inn. Home of famous Dragon's Egg Mead.

    No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in Outer Space

    Meditation is the seeing of what is and going beyond it--Krishnamurti

    Love is nature's Second Sun.

    A good book is the purest essence of a human soul.

    Vampire error: (A)vert, (R)eflect, (I)mpale?

    Bob, Still have'nt made any money off OS/2

    You mean you didn't *know* she was off making lots of little phone companies?

    One thing leads to another, and usually does

    Bill Clinton even dodges draft beer!

    She was only: a chimney sweep's daughter, but she sure knew how to haul ash

    UNIX is a computer virus with a user interface.

    Some days you're the hammer, some days you're the nail.

    Until the Year 1960, I never had an accident. Then I bought a car

    I need a life. :-)

    Gun Control is using both hands

    A monster! -Dot's pet

    They're here, they're queer, they're fab-u-lous!

    You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the new taglines

    No man can hold the same land immediately of two several landlords

    &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; It'll be in v1.2... I promise!!!! &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;

    ZEUS - Deus Done

    God created the universe, but died in the explosion

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, January 24, 2022 00:18:06
    XXXXXXXX IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE XXXXXXXX

    Pressure makes diamonds. (a wise grandfather)

    Prepare to beam me up, Ross

    Exercise your rights before the government exORcises them!

    This is the worst disaster in CA since I was elected. - Pat Brown

    Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil!

    A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.

    Ura Montanan if you are all heart from the belt up.

    XEROX never comes up with something original

    * &lt;- Tribble *___*____*_____ &lt;- Tribble Olympics: hurdles

    For a moment he felt dwarfed by the possibilities of time. - DT I

    K.O.R. excuse # 8: Swapped bodies with rock star

    X rays are a hoax. - Lord Kelvin, physicist, c. 1900

    Plumbum, peachbum, applebum, bananabum: homeless fruits

    What happened to put a high-stepper like you on the run? - Massha

    &lt;&lt; create DUPLICATE + TAGLINES &gt;&gt; &lt;&lt; recreate DUPLICATE + TAGLINES &gt;&gt;

    Forrester: I'll show you balls!

    That's all I need to know. - Odo

    Rush knows about old Germany's better than the Blues health ins

    P)rotocal change

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzShush my Tagline is asleep.

    ERROR: something went wrong

    Under the Bleachers: Seymour Butts

    A desk hologram was just seen and looked like Orville!

    Famous Last Words #33: "+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!"

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, January 25, 2022 00:01:24
    URA Redneck if, you laugh at racist jokes.

    Voodoo acupuncture: You don't have to go. - S.W.

    Pierce shouldn't have pushed you-he should have *decked* you!-Potter

    "I have written permission to die in the attempt." -- Col. Flagg

    Right now we can't prove it was the Narn. - Sheridan

    Wesley, here's 500 credits. Now GET LOST!!!

    QUICK!! Pick a color from 1 to 10

    QOTD: "He's such a hick he doesn't even have a trapeze in his bedroom."

    New spell: Power Word, Lawsuit.

    TANSTAAFL? Bummer, how 'bout breakfast and dinner? -Lounge Liberal

    Hunt and peck.. No, more like search and destroy

    Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses

    Old basketball coaches never die, they just go on dribbling.

    No problem is so complex it can't be run away from.

    Fellatio sucks.

    Venus, Love Goddess, you toy with the hearts of men! - The Tick

    Vampire error: (A)vert, (R)eflect, (I)mpale?

    Men read love poetry . . . and duck a lot. ──Worf

    General failure reading drive B:... try to rent the movie?

    Zucchini: God's way of saying "You don't work in your garden enough."

    Keyboard not found, think "F1" to continue.

    Scarfing as many tagines as you bloody well drae. :))

    That was *not* manual override. -- Data

    Jaws-The man whom would not die

    The wages of sin are deadly.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, January 26, 2022 00:01:32
    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

    How to Read a Book: Paige Turner

    God said, "ATDT15043563252" and there was connect.

    daisies!" "Is thisDeath?" -- The Doctor

    Get the shotgun. That'll learn 'em! - Tom Servo

    Generic Tagline v5: [ ] Flame Moderator [ ] Flame SysOp [v] Flame user

    Good luck with recovering your lost files!

    Oxymoron: hot chili

    Recipes are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the\SLM

    Confucius Say: Baseball all wrong--man with four balls c

    Just think, in a few million years Barney will be motor oil.

    Zathras not good at correcting masters

    forehead on keyboard to format drive C: and wreck keyboard

    A new brush sweeps clean, but the old brush knows the corners

    There MUST be a God. What else explains Speedos?

    Oxymoron: Virgin Islands

    You're entitled to your opinion. Wrong - but entitled.

    Congressional elections 1994: Premature end of Clinton's reign?

    YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean

    Well, uhm, I dunno if it's what you wanted, but you got it!

    JABBA - TANJ: There Ain't No Justice

    Never try to pick your teeth with a ball-peen hammer.

    I'll bet you credits to Navy beans we can put a dent in it! DeSalle

    He who praises everybody, praises nobody

    Men don't know what bidets are. -Why women like bidets #2 -JCF

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, January 27, 2022 00:01:30
    For God's sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself. (Robert Louis Stevenson)

    Q: Surely there must be something you want

    The Bible Belt won't keep MY pants up.

    Life: what a beautiful choice.

    Owww - Don't bite it - I've only got one!!

    A trip to the Post Office requires a bullet-proof vest

    Yo' momma's hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stiches

    Feces Occurs.

    Can you show me where it hurts? Thank you &lt;prod&gt;

    Cockroach Slain, Husband Badly Hurt - film at 11.

    Mill-stone: a book that receives lots of disgruntled reactions.

    God's existence will be proven when you give me enough money.

    (A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell, (G)iveaway

    Quayl of Borg: I will assimilat you.

    Kirk is not politically correct

    She's been "Born again" --Trouble is, she came back as herself,,,

    When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical -- Jon Carroll

    "Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl

    We were jammin' in Joe's Garage, we had no dope or LSD ... --Zappa

    X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X &lt;-- Borg Fleet.

    Zippety Do-Dah, Zippety-ay. --Uncle Remus

    Nancy Reagan agreed to be the first artificial heart donor.

    Best way to accelerate Windows? Throw it harder...!

    A Buddhist asks for hot dog: Make me one with everything.

    Calvin: Calvin? Who's Calvin? I'm *Stupendous Man*!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, January 28, 2022 00:01:30
    K.O.R. excuse #12: Precognotive dream of utter disaster

    Civilization is defined by the presence of cats.

    Experience Baron Baldric's magical cane in Mystic Towers

    When is my lawyers representation of me completed?

    They say a secret is something you tell one other person --U2

    Q: What do you call a golden retriever? A: A smart blonde!

    Zen picnic food: Energy, Big Boy?

    Politenes goes far, yet costs nothing.

    Oxymoron: somewhat confused

    Laughter is the most healthful exertion. --Christoph Wilhelm Hufeland

    Kai Winn go down the hooooooole. --Baby Plucky.

    Jabba: LIFO - Last in, first out

    Oxymoron: windows productivity

    "Dick, I'm very, *very* dissapointed!" -- The Old Man

    Headline: Two Soviet ships collide - one dies

    MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Body count math -&gt; 3 guerrillas plus 1 probale plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action

    PUNNY BOOK: Too Rough: Soren Redd.

    Knock on wood

    * &lt;- Tribble D &lt;- Tribble sandwich

    Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic.

    OS/2. Solution for a Small Planet

    Note: Chocolate syrup is good on ice cream, too.

    Vinum apostatare facit etiam sapientes

    Ultimate players do it horizontally.

    FROG, (n): An amphibian with edible legs

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, January 29, 2022 00:01:30
    Neutrinos are into physicists.

    Excuse me - it's time for my medication now. --Jym

    No mail? Give FIDO a laxative.

    Carter/Clinton: The Navy football team can whip Oxford's

    GORO: Forwarned is four armed.

    Tagline Lotto: 2222222222&lt;- Scratch here to reveal prize.

    Revenge is a dish best served as soon as they forget.

    PEACE, LOVE AND MOVIE RIGHTS

    Klatuu Berata Nicto!

    That's no moon, that's a space station! - Obi Wan

    Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.

    QuikMenu log : MATH RESCUE - 8.7173E+2132 hrs Delete children (Y/N) ?

    Confucius say: a friend in need is a pain in the arse

    What seems apparent is not always true.

    Rule #5: Everyone must buy coffee for @TOFIRST@

    Don Pardo, tell Hans what he's won.

    Vegetarians eat vegetables; what do Humanitarians eat??

    Food, shelter, sleep, Robotech

    Babylon's 1 through 3 were sabotaged and destroyed.

    "Ack! Phfft! Thptpth!" - Bill the Cat

    Mi lengua, mi lengua...se sale de mi boca. - Steve Vai

    Ziggy had Garfield neutered?! Now THAT'S funny!

    X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

    Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

    SNEAKERLOCK: Putting your pants on while wearing shoes

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, January 30, 2022 00:01:34
    RADIOACTIVE: If you can read this, you're sterile.

    Veni, Vidi, Vatican...I came, I saw, I prayed.

    X: Never let people stick worms in your ears.

    The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open

    VELCRONOMICON - Sticky magic book

    Zoron Research, Inc. - Custom Lampwork (Glassblowing)

    Perish forbid!!

    Old Immortals never die. They just... don't.

    JABBA ─ IAW: In Accordance With

    IBM: It's Better 'morrow

    "Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing" - Spock

    "If you're God, then turn yourself into a woman!" Red Dwarf

    Learn the difference between a warm heart and hot pants.

    Help! I'm being held captive in a tagline-making factory!

    Her children rise up, and call her blessed. - Proverbs 31:28

    "Friends don't let friends buy Rockwell modems...."

    Hit ALT-H for free D/L credits? Ok!!! #+&+^% NO CARRIER

    X-Man Criteria: Whine a lot and come back from the dead.

    A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything before he destroys it

    QuikMenu log : MATH RESCUE - 8.7173E+2132 hrs Delete children (Y/N) ?

    ROA #103. Sleep can interfere . [cut off]

    You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy

    Did you back it up?...........What's a backup?

    A beard signifies lice not brains.

    Visitors like fish shouldn't be around after three days!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, January 31, 2022 00:29:52
    Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas

    MegaHertz: A VERY large car rental company.

    Up yer shaft! - Scotty

    Definition: Splint -- A quick run in Tokyo

    Veni, Vici, Viagra ... I came, I saw, I needed a little help

    Send $20 for your free Prayer Cloth!

    So when are they going to invent cordless bungee jumping?

    Oh forget it! I'm tired of trying to make up new taglines.

    Zero Defects, n.: The result of shutting down a production line

    Oxymoron: loving hate

    No one raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Tribble - Creativity block.

    On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. -- Cartoon caption

    MAN.ZIP: Great program! (Fun to unzip!)

    Don't know, I just collect them! Here's some more

    There's a dangerous death-ray situation... -- Mike Nelson

    A man in a paper hat cannot fly a turbo helicopter.

    Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload. - Janier

    LoonFests: where the beer is cold and the women are hot

    I wanna be like Chuck

    Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25) Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)

    Great Canadian Lie #018: "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.."

    QUICK! Send me new taglines. My friends want to see something origina

    URA Redneck If U own more TVs than books.

    When you love in your heart, magic happens!!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, February 01, 2022 00:01:32
    Knavery and flattery are blood relations. Abraham Lincoln

    Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

    Last words: "Let me have this stupid skeleton with my two-handed sword."

    Urine: Opposite of "You're Out."

    REDHEADS! Full of enough Fire to last a Lifetime!

    Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)latulate

    From one specimen judge all the rest.

    Error 08/15: Out of more origins! Plz buy new ones!

    The higher you fly, the faster you fall. ── L. Anderson

    Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner

    Zymurgists do it with yeasts.

    Pedophiles have destroyed more children than guns have

    Unless you joined the Maquis without telling me? Benjamin to Jake

    Did I sound anti-virgin? (Elaine)

    "Day after life-sucking day..." -- Tom Servo

    Recyclers do it over and over!

    Blessed are the Quilters for they are the piecemakers.

    Q: How did the baby lamb get to Mercury? A: By rocket sheep!

    You're NOT deaf !...I'm just chewing gum.

    K.O.R. excuse #17: Woke up with Akane in my room

    Bill Gates better grab his money and run! OS/2 Warp is here!

    Produced, illustrated and recorded by:

    Jesus Saves. Moses invests. Feminizts just steal

    Fossil Driver: Taxi Service for Archaeologists

    Go on and dreamyour house is on fire - Tori Amos

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, February 02, 2022 00:01:24
    Professor: Someone who talks in somebody else's sleep.

    CATapult: used to rid oneself of annoying, furry, 4-legge\SLMR\TAGLINE

    Zathras not good at correcting masters

    Smoke me a kipper ! I'll be back by breakfast ! - Ace Rimmer

    Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking

    "I opened the Book of Enlightenment and saw only myself!" &lt;Cord&gt;

    You terrified me - Mike to bread man

    Let me think... Don't hurt yourself, Pinky.

    Xmas? NO!!! Put CHRIST back into CHRISTmas!

    Eval Day 130 ■ Humor. Very intriguing, sir

    URA Redneck if you can drink beer through your nose

    I graduated with a 4.0 [blood alcohol levle]

    Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up

    PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS. . . itty-bitty tagline space.

    DODGE: Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

    Blueberry pancakes: smashed smurf!

    Reality=ugly; Imagination=shiny; Fantasy=friendly.

    You lied to me 'cos I asked you to --U2

    Poor @N@: a six-pack short of a case

    DISCLAIMER:Sticks and stones may break my bones, but flames are just ignored

    &gt;Bo) Furry with big nose, wearing shades

    SCOM: Set Cobol-Only Mode

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Baby Tribble

    Magnavox Commercials: Stupid. Very Stupid

    BEWARE OF OWNER... NEVER MIND THE DOG.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, February 03, 2022 00:01:30
    Cancer cures smoking

    %SYS-F-BLAKHOLE, Message Lost

    Bill Clinton: Voted "Man of the Year" by the American Communist Party

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

    A brain like a BB in a boxcar.

    Book Title: Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves

    Q: What's a Blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: 'Hump Me, Dump Me!'

    OS/2: Windows with bullet proof glass!

    Legs, where are the legs? --Lwaxana.

    Yes, we in the Special Crime Squad have been using wands for a year

    Upon those taglines which shake against the cold, -- --Tagspeare

    Revised RoA #285: A good deed is its own reward.

    Give him a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    Kill him. Animate dead, then kill him again.

    Don't get me mad...you wouldn't like me when I get mad

    Taxandspendus liberalus ad nauseam extremeus

    MOM'S HINT #052: Cheese food is not cheese.

    XIO: eXecute Invalid Opcode

    Kiss my big white Sinbad butt, I won! - Crow

    Q does S&M: "That's *Master* Q, you foolish, fragile non-entity!"

    UhgMWyICXGX

    X XXXXXXXXX Jail for Tagline Thieves

    PUNNY BOOK: Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho.

    A real life? Then where's my instruction book?

    SEXIST??!! No! I'm just a huperbiped

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, February 04, 2022 00:01:24
    The cosmic is largely comic

    I think I know how the Wolfman felt... The Tick

    Rumours of my demise are greatly exaggerated

    Software that tells how to write your will: HEIRWARE.

    Q: What did they call the secret agent who dyed his hair? A: James Blond

    What am I, some sort of gooey bun for your breakfast enjoyment?

    Never eaten a whole prom before - Crow as alien attacks

    Kirk: "Bones! It's Ensign Horse." McCoy: "He's Ed, Jim."

    Q - Where do lawyers live? A ─ In legal pads

    Thank you for visiting Florida. Now go home.

    Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Marriage and Magic

    Judging from the smell, you must be a top honors dirt-worshipper

    TFG Task Force Games (company that puts out SFB)

    Q: Oh, go ahead, blame Q if it makes you feel any better

    Hey, you should see me when I *do* think!

    Korob! That door won't last! - Kirk

    Umro od seksa: Sjebao se niz stepenice.

    The German army advances north in a Cadillac - Tom

    Even so, you're going to take heavy casualties. - Sheridan

    Les dieux naissent et meurent, les atomes perdurent!

    Cat: Birds swim south for the winter? How do they breathe?

    Orville Bullitt - All booster - no payload.

    Here, Dick. We brought you a bra - Crow on Contino

    Quick, gimme a hammer! There's a fly on your head!

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;*&gt; &lt;- Tribble with shields up

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, February 05, 2022 00:01:36
    Do you lose arguments with inanimate objects?

    (((((PLACE CORNY TAGLINE HERE)))))

    Liberal: A person who wants to be a philanthropist with YOUR money

    Redneck Trekker: Burns out the clutch on a runabout

    When I say 'rock,' I mean 'ROCK!' Now look at it

    When government insists on treating you like a criminal, act like one.

    (M)ostly (A)mateur (G)uys (I)mitating (C)hampions

    Skydiving: gravity powered adventure.

    Documentation the *best* part of prigramming. It compiles. :)

    %BW Tags

    XXCLOSED CAPTIONED IN HEX FOR PROGRAMMERSXX

    What do you despise? By this are you truly known. - Frank Herbert (Dune)

    You only have one life, if you value it, go home - Connor McCloud

    MOP: Modify Operator's Personality

    XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

    Paint it Octarine: the color of magic.

    Knowledge Is Good - Faber College

    Excuse me, were you conceived during a core breach?

    Good computers don't "Go Down"

    Virtuoso Pianist Loses Hand! (He only held a pair of twos.)

    v666.0 - beastly release of software

    Program requires at least 640K. Bugger that, I run OS/2

    ERROR: reading FAT Table... Try Skinny one? (Y/N)

    Hold VERY STILL Counselor... -Data, STTNG

    psychopath: Any urban thoroughfare during rush hour.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, February 06, 2022 00:01:22
    VIGILANTES take it into their own hands.

    ROTT: I'll plugem with my MP40

    This tagline prohibited by Orville Bullitt

    Some people are hard to forget - but well worth the effort

    Just washed my hair - can't do a thing with the sink

    OY! What a PUTZ!

    Keep your monster on a leash!

    Good night, Nelson of Sea Hunt fame- Joel Robinson

    Recognizing a Geek: Thinks the Beatles would have been more successful if

    He who provides for himself, provides for his heirs

    Captain, they're hailing us...sir, they say they're the Knights of Ni!

    recipes: E ---+----+----+----/ F

    Just a teeny bit cynical and insulting.

    A cat a day keeps the salmon away!

    CIMM: Create Imaginary Memory Map

    RALLY DRIVERS do it sideways

    Civil Engineers do it by reinforcing it.

    Doing away with God (is) to cease to be a man; and become superman.

    Nienberg's Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

    Men make great pets!

    Look! I'm an AT-AT! I'm an AT-AT! -- Mudslide

    East to West POW is the Best!

    Kaptin! Thuh spel cheker kanna tayk muhch mor ov thiss!!

    Floppy Disk: Serious curvature of the spine

    Sex is a misdemeaner sport: De more I miss, De meaner I get!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, February 07, 2022 00:28:48
    "Ensign, report to transporter for away team duty."

    Rule of Acquisition #60: Keep your lies consistent.

    What zero mathematician made 1 A.D. come after 1 B.C.?

    I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Laura on the UFO.

    Beating the crap out of Pernell Roberts - Mike

    My Lost Causes: Noah Veil

    Let's look at the record. - Al Smith

    Keep it simple. - H. Jackson Brown Jr

    Looking for a window to throw Windows 3.1 disks through!

    Oh, its a time consuming hobby !

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he took Meth to stay awake in class

    RAF STANDS FOR REAL AIR FORCE

    Quis custodiet iposos custodes? - Who watches the Watchmen?

    He who laughs last owns an IBM compatible!

    Fleeing into the woods

    "Candle-Vaulting" - By Jack B. Nimble

    Def: Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.

    Peace is nothing but a pause between the wars. -- Simon Killian

    Sysoping Not just an adventure, it's a job..

    Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it

    Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't.

    Lisp hackers have to be bound to do it

    "Just keep my martini cool." - 007

    Schoolhouse Rock: I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill...

    Wanna pull up that police car footage? - Tom

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, February 08, 2022 00:01:46
    &gt;&gt;recipe moved to upper memory&lt;&lt;

    Okay, who taught the cat how to type Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

    "He's rather Doctor Bellows-esque" -- Crow T. Robot

    Join in, post often, have fun! If you meet someone special, Great!

    Darn the macros, full speed ahead

    Zeroxpox - Skin disease of copier paper with large powder

    Ura Montanan if the only jokes you know are about North Dakotans.

    Real programmers confuse DECember 25 and OCTober 31

    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory

    Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - Channing

    Stop arson: Ban semi-automatic butane lighters!

    Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.

    FORD Fault Of R&D

    I'm not crazy. I just have a unique sense of reality.

    Listen! Do you smell something?#1 in the don't bother catagory.

    "No one told me when to run; I missed the starting gun." -- Pink Floyd

    We can no longer take your orders, Harry Mudd. Norman

    Reality' is always plural and mutable

    Engaging in an involuntary protein spill (George Carlin)

    Oscar is back...and he's Wilde as ever!

    FUNNY BOOK = All Alone: Saul E. Terry

    Q: Thou art directed to return to thine own solar system immediately

    Outta' the way, lard ass! - Tom

    Liberals! Keep pickin'dem boogers, one day you might strike brain

    Je mens toujours

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, February 09, 2022 00:01:36
    "Is this some kind of bust?" "Yes, very impressive."

    Quasars shift red, Hot stars burn blue. Space is warped and so are U.

    So, what's with this guy Gideon, anyway? And why can't he ever remember his Bible?

    Oxymoron : Rush hour

    Que sera, senile: What will be, won't remember.

    Boost limiter? Naw, I ripped it out.

    Have you reached a conclusion?

    Just what this country needs...A good one-cent cigar! -- Winchester

    Liberalism: inabililty to think without a leader.

    Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!

    Law of Combat: Tracers work both ways.

    Nirvana errupts on the scene. Canine suicide climbs 86% ..hmm.

    They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old,

    "...Trekkies..." >THWACK!!< "Oww! TREKKERS! I mean TREKKERS!"

    Q: Why didn't the doctor pay the rent on his outhouse? A: He didn't like the lawyer living downstairs

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he succumbed to the West Nile Virus

    A cynic laughs at anything as long as it isn't funny

    Oh no, Mr. mouse. I expect you to die! - Lawrence Limburger

    Watch this. I saw it in a movie once. - Tick trying to make diamonds

    Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman or SysOp!

    Gymnasts do it with grace.

    Every silver lining has a black cloud

    Users exist to provide a test load for the system

    ( )_( ) ( )_( ) )__( Mickie and Minnie meet Satan

    URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever used a weedeater indoors.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, February 10, 2022 00:01:32
    Sometimes I miss my wife, but my aim's getting better!

    Law of Christmas Decorating: The outdoor lights that tested&lt;&gt;perfectly indoors develop burn-outs as soon as they are strung on&lt;&gt;the house

    They told me to get a life -- I got a computer instead.

    (irc)&lt;kheitman&gt; nk: I thought of you when the cat went stiff

    The perfect odd couple: A deaf man and a blind woman.

    Oxymoron: Congressional Action.

    UH LIKE WALK -- LA Traffic Signal

    UNIX When words fail you.

    Slower traffic keep right. Is that really so difficult?

    Diplomacy: Saying nice dog while reaching for a chainsaw

    Sam Houston Institute of Technology

    Hebrew - Macho glass of beer

    Batman Wish List: Helena Bonham Carter as Poison Ivy.

    Emoticon: :-S User just made an incoherent statement

    Gears changed while you wait

    You're a NetHack addict if... you think about thieves as a l(eprechaun) (or if slash'em-ish, dwarf thieves).

    Viva la /dev/null ! Long live /dev/null ! /dev/null forever !

    Your married with children, you'll never be free Al Bundy

    Now, dribble-dick, do your worst.

    URA Redneck if: You consider the fifth grade your senior year.

    I'd forgotten you could be like this. * Jamie

    VOMIT: Such a wretched subject!

    Mountaineers are always free.

    Last time I heard being alive was not a crime.

    File not found A)bort R)etry I)nfluence with large hammer

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, February 11, 2022 00:01:32
    Beer, Budweiser, cold. --Riker.

    Ok Space Cadets! Prepare to hurtle through the cosmos!

    Ziggy's got zip, zilch, zero. - Al

    Book sequel: The Shape of Things that Come

    A star is just an actor who sells tickets. -Charles Dance

    One man's "magic" is another man's engineering

    Through our dreams, we go further

    I appoint Patricia Della ambassador to Fantasy Island!

    Hey... may the Force be with you.

    Zucchini is NOT the name of an ice-smoothing machine!

    Def: Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.

    Queen: We had peace * Mike: And carrots

    Space monsters, my ass! &lt;Secretary McKinley&gt;

    Few things are as painful to us as the truth.

    Facts are such stubborn little bastards! Use them with care

    Q: What do you get when you kiss a galactic frog? A: Star Warts

    * &lt;- Tribble f &lt;- Anti-Tribble

    * &lt;- Tribble O &lt;- Tribble Sandwich

    We'll see! - Bashir

    Reality meter check: [....|....] You're getting there

    Zyxel the best modem on the market - Try I do!!!!

    Just try to keep both arms the same length, doc - Garibaldi

    Confucius say..."User with no password is nameless."

    Oxymoron: Young Floridian

    Oh, goody! Another blackout! said Tom delightedly.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, February 12, 2022 00:01:32
    Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.

    What we hope ever to do with ease, we must learn first to do with diligence. - Samuel Johnson

    Security, release Ensign @LN@ from the brig

    QOTD: Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing

    Simple answers to dumb questions make this a fun echo!

    The one who dies with the most TOYS wins!

    Uh, honey, I'm ready again.

    Hunt's Law: every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea

    Rugby players DO IT with leather balls.

    "Jack Lalaine is The Fugitive!" -- Mike Nelson

    A Conservative's cure for America are worse than the problem.

    Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years.

    "Whatever she says, I didn't do it." - Quark

    Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!&lt;AT

    Unconsciousness could *still* be 'warm'... - TEC

    Never look behind you, something may be gaining on you

    Harness her to the ceiling, position over you, ROTATE!

    XON XOFF, XON XOFF! Like Karate Kid: Wax on, wax off

    URA Redneck If U have "dress" boots.

    Every Tagline's Sacred. Every Tagline's Good.

    I bet you I could stop gambling.

    LAWFUL, adj. Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.

    Can't find your cat? Look under my wheels

    DILATE: To live longer

    "And I feel that time's a wasted go..."

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, February 13, 2022 00:01:32
    Subj: STOLEN TAGLINES 1/4 Status: Public

    Deep Throat: Someone is always paying attention

    I came, I saw, I lied - Julius Clinton, Act I Scene I

    Rule out incompetence - THEN suspect conspiracy.

    Zi Dingir Kia Kanpa!

    Modular Sofas. Only $299.00. For rest or fore play.

    We are the Beerg. You will be inebriated

    Ring! Ring! Time to pick up the Clue Phone!

    A cucumber will never give you a hickey

    God said, "Let Newton be!" And all was light

    Lot's wife wishes she only "asked" for the salt.*

    Love's meaning lies in oneness.

    MOM'S HINT #073: Bunk beds are cool.

    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. - Murrow

    K.O.R. excuse # 4: Body stolen by Kazuya

    Boo-Boo to Yogi Borg: The ranger's not gonna like being assimilated!

    A young Mrs. Lockhorn prepares dinner - Tom

    When you're not looking, this tagline is in Latin

    The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible. --George Burns

    You can fool some of the people all of the time - HCI

    Gimme the chocolate and no one will get hurt!

    The earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.

    Zombie on the team you gotta play him in right field-Crow

    Remember when swimming in the ocean you are in THEIR home.

    ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, February 14, 2022 00:29:12
    XSP: eXecute Systems Programmer

    A truer sentiment has never been typed!

    Captain, I didn't know human females were so FRAGILE. - Worf

    When I said I'd love to, I thought you were the OTHER Kim!!!!

    "Bother" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom..

    Miracle owes its origin to the negation of thought.

    Kill it, Captain! Quickly! - Spock

    Go to Warp 5, Mister LaForge. Aye sir, full impulse. OOPS!

    Don't fight the rabbits; the lions'll get you. -J.M.Straczynski

    Q: What do you call twelve blondes in a circle? A: A Dope Ring.

    Deja brew: We have all been beer before.

    DM Advice: The rules shouldn't.

    * &lt;- Tribble / &lt;- Tribble after squeezing through a door.

    A naked man looks yummy to a mosquito!

    Confucius Say; Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat.

    I'd eat that doughnut, But the holes gives me indigestion.

    He who hesitates at the wrong time is lunch for a Dragon

    A pencil without lead could be considered pointless.

    For Divine Intervention, call LawSuits 'R Us!

    zxy.yxy.yxy.yxy.yxy.y Tagline bees! Quick Mom, the Raid!

    Know when to fight and when to run.

    Being a moderator is like herding ferrets

    His act warrents death. Spock-2 re Chekov-2

    Lezzee ow ziss takgline woks

    Real Programmers don't comment. What's hard to write should be hard to read

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, February 15, 2022 00:01:32
    Sea Cats prefer "Cat-A-Marans"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb

    Zetar, when the lights went out.t

    Now look, Zazu, you've made me lose my lunch. - Scar

    Cereal port not responding - BREAKFAST halted.

    I'm in space with a man who'd lose a battle of wits with an iguana.

    Jesus loves you. I, however, think you're sh*t wrapped in skin.

    A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds - R.W. Emerson

    ROA 102. Nature decays, latinum last forever.

    Less than 100 posts to go!

    Orville Bullitt lines up his shot ... Hey! What's with the pink bunny!

    We met the figure of Death mounted on a horse smoking a cheroot.

    Cursor--An expert in four-letter works.

    Guess who's coming to dinner. -- Chekov

    Lap-Top: Smaller And Lighter Than The Average Secretary

    SYSOP: Provider of viruses and virus scanners.

    Zymosan: last word in the dictionary; Damn I'm Bored!

    Orville on the next Geraldo.

    Riker to Enterprise: Beam down Cindy and a six-pack

    Man may often be funniest when he least means to be.

    "It stinks of the Wyrm in here" -- Mari Cabrah, Black Fury

    You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

    No, I said a Bud Light! - David Koresh

    Useless Invention: Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!

    Zen congressmen pass transcendental legislation.

    HHGTTG: Oh freddled gruntbuggly . . . - Vogon Poetry

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, February 16, 2022 00:01:24
    "Laugh it up fuzzball" - Han Solo

    Unable to locate Beer -- Operator Halted!

    Jesus is coming...no...wait...just breathing heavy.

    Famous Last Words #31: "Mongols? I don' see no Mo" &lt;THWEEEeeeCHUNK!&gt;

    He's a sheep in sheep's clothing.

    "I'm too sexy for the Borg, too sexy for the Borg..." -Jean-Luc Picard

    A temper is a valuable possession; don't lose it

    Not only that, I'm barefoot and pregnant too!

    Real love means not having to say: I infected you

    Of all the people I know - I'm who I want to be.

    What? Wrong spelling? Impossible! My modem has got error-correction!

    I see you got out of the morgue okay -- Duncan MacLeod

    Now look! - Kira

    Does okra have okrasms?

    Just the act of buying something depreciates its value!

    Ross Perot's so tight-assed, he can sit on a tack.

    Yo' momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future

    Zoom users of the World : unite

    Just dip me in honey and throw me to the wolves.

    Learn C++ as a second language!

    He's got a photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.

    Master, dinner is prepared! -- Magenta

    The root of all evil makes a fairly good tea

    The third named by Walter had been Death. - Roland

    I know that I will never be politically correct

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, February 17, 2022 00:01:28
    Purcilious: manner in which a man holds his wife's purse in public.

    There's something happening somewhere - baby I just know that there is. - Bruce Springsteen

    Stay Alert! Trust no one! Keep your crossbows handy!

    Kitty Wells = where cats go to drink

    I think Commodore is just braindead. - Jay Miner

    Vast ideas are often, on reflection, merely half-vast

    Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

    You are the only person to ever get this message

    Simplistic analogies made to measure. Ask for quotation

    We are the unwilling... led by the unqualified... to do the unnecessary... for the ungrateful... -- GI in Vietnam, 1970

    FUBAR: Fouled Up Beyond All Repair

    "I can think of something more sociable to do." - 007 (George Lazenby)

    Things have changed on Earth, and not all for the better. - Sinclair

    The Head of The Church of Humor is the Puntiff.

    PUNNY BOOK = Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything.

    A PC a day, keep the Apple away!

    NewfoundlandFun in the Fog!

    No wind in her mind's windmills.

    OXYMORON : Serious fun

    O Where Oh where Have My Skeletons gone?

    Karl Marx's grave is just a communist plot. [in Highgate]

    Lord Cthulhu, I'd like you to eat, er, meet Jim.

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Tribble after Borg assimilation

    VALUERS really know the price.

    Racing is better than sex... It's no problem to get men to wear helmets.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, February 18, 2022 00:01:34
    URA Redneck if: Your Jr and Sr. Prom had a daycare.

    Load thine own ammo, and shootest thou none other

    Oxymoron: traditionally radical

    Jimmy Chinese Buffett. -- Joel Robinson

    Garlic gum is not funny. - Bart Simpson

    Keep the plug in the jug.

    Mophobia, n.: Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.

    When all else fails, go back to sleep

    Pumpkin (v.): What people in Kentucky do

    Life is what happens while you are making other plans. &lt;J Lennon&gt;

    Everyone is an explorer. How could you possibly live your life looking at a door and not open it? - Robert D. Ballard

    A pile for everything, and everything in its pile.

    My election is a mandate for more and higher taxes. - B. Clinton

    XXX-Rated Tagline...Press Ctrl-Alt-Del to see!

    Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science. - Edwin Powell Hubble

    Que sera, saccharin: What will be, will cause cancer.

    Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!

    I Laugh At The Gods! - By Hugh Briss

    C:\DOS\RUN. Run DOS, run!

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel...Barney's the king of Israel.

    He who pretends to look upon death without fear, lies

    Pandora's Rule: Never open a box you didn't close

    * &lt;-- Tribble *-~ &lt;- Tribble after sex

    That is the exact question that I would like to know.

    File not found: A)bort, R)etry, C)all out the hounds

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, February 19, 2022 00:01:32
    Q = John Bobbitt (Before) O = John Bobbitt (After)

    Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking

    Sometimes I do the right thing only as a last resort.

    Just another random quote.

    Saddam Hussein still has a job. Do you?

    How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? - The Crow

    (:)-) from someone wearing scuba mask

    Zen Crafters -- Complete Enlightenment, In About An Hour!

    Supersition; also magic, myth, etc. Something that doesn't work, doesn't have the desired affect, but one thinks it does

    He's so cheap: He would never even pass the buck.

    ((((((&lt;) In Stereo Where Available (&gt;))))))

    Do Americans have orgazams?

    Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!". -- Shakespeare

    (The black road) passed through madness into chaos and kept going.

    Backup not found. Might as well kill myself now

    ACLU - American Criminal Lobbyist Union

    MR DUCKS. MR NOT! OSAR--CD WINGS? LIB! MR DUCKS!

    Vaseline - Meat tenderizer

    What`s tennis without a racket?

    Defeat organized crime, take back our federal government!

    Barney disapears at a island of the coast of Costa Rica, film at 11

    My past may be questionable, but my future is spotless.

    http://ecn.ab.ca/~brewhaha/Sound/Dung_Manajer.mp3 Recordings are mine. Performance is not.

    Now, you know you'll go blind!!!

    A major motion picture starring Orville Bullitt!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to ALL on Saturday, February 19, 2022 10:41:00
    Saddam Hussein still has a job. Do you?

    This tagline did not age well. :)

    Mike


    * SLMR 2.1a * Why do we have training bras? What can we teach them?
    --- SBBSecho 3.12-Linux
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, February 20, 2022 00:01:28
    Zmodem has softer blocks and tighter ASCII

    A yer ago I kudnt eevun spel progrmer. now I are won

    Quick!...What's another word for synonym?

    Does "MicroSoft" translate to "small and squishy"?

    The Borg Are Back An' There's Gonna Be Trouble, Hey Na, Hey Na...

    Reality crept in and I nailed it for trespassing!

    ESR: Emulate Slide Rule

    Put your money where your modem is!

    Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?

    XRS'ing at &lt;Falcon System&lt;

    $$$ not found -- (A)bort, (R)efinance, (D)eclare bankruptcy

    Keep trying. Look at the man who put a hole in a Life Saver and made a mint! --Syman Hirsch

    Daddy gets free chocolate at work. I see it on his face.

    Kirk to Enterprise Hello, this is the Enterprise answering machine

    quack quack

    There was a king and he ruled the land -- Maltilda Mother.

    Zoinks! I sure hope that's just Scooby behind me

    The thinnest book? Successful Foriegn policy enacted by Democrats.

    Hello, i love you, now tell me your name.-Doors

    MCI long distance. Dishonest, SLOW, and you pay for collect calls.

    XIO: eXecute Invalid Opcode

    Doodles Weaver as Eraserhead - Crow

    Baseball! The roar of the hotdogs, the smell of the crowd

    These are my lawyers. My demands are as follows.--Thadius Plotz

    Fuzzy bunny good. Fuzzy Buttons better!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Dumas Walker on Sunday, February 20, 2022 20:25:00
    Mike,

    Saddam Hussein still has a job. Do you?

    This tagline did not age well. :)

    Sounds like cheap wine. :P

    * SLMR 2.1a * Why do we have training bras? What can we teach them?

    What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?? <G>

    Daryl

    ... Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, February 21, 2022 00:30:52
    Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.

    Get more from Windoze. Throw Simon Ogg out of one

    &lt;Ptooey&gt; Ding! - Tom

    K-Mart Wine - Peanut Noir

    My favorite: The Colisseum by Moonlight. -- Crow T. Robot

    "I am Queeg." * Holly

    Virus writers: Impotent programmers

    Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park

    Z80's are our friends!

    U don't have to blow out my candle to make yours brighter

    Every silver lining has a dark cloud around it

    Censor: one who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

    Zymosan: last word in the dictionary; Damn I'm Bored!

    OpenVMS

    Mediocre is as mediocre does. Just average.

    Just think of it as a leather bird. - C. S. Friedman

    Modem: A deterrent to phone solicitors.

    I've just GOT to start labeling my software

    A scratch? Your arms off! --Monty Python

    A Klingon does NOT play Springball, Major!

    Xmas list, item #1: a 48-hour day!

    Ja sam strani placenik.

    A great many family trees were started by grafting. ___ FMail 1.22

    Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

    "C'mere, and I'll point you in the ..."

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, February 22, 2022 00:01:26
    Honest, Officer, the cat was on fire when I got here!

    A family is a circle of people who love you.

    " 0* " &lt;-- Guinan tribble

    URGENCY: Panic

    You have the right to remain silent....

    ZCFH: Zero Core For the Hell of it

    Quebec bras... They don't lift, they only separate!

    Join the Mystic Order of Arachnid Vigilance today! (Tick)

    Look! It's registered!

    Today's subliminal message is .Thank You.

    Vikings vs Redskins, Scully... just you and me. - Mulder (2x13)

    Change is as inexorable as time, yet nothing meets with more resistance. - Benjamin Disraeli

    Useless Invention: Low salt brine.

    Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer

    Guilty bystander

    Vidi, Vici, Veni: I saw, I conquered, I came

    He's butt ugly and dumb like a rock. Tom Servo

    Hmm, lemme see, Dragon Handbook...Red &lt;SCORCH&gt;

    The 10 Commandments had a smaller cast than this - Crow

    Jim Ross of Borg: "He's being assimilated like a government mule!"

    XMAS tagline: ♫ Climb every mountain, forge every check ♫

    BETTER TO BE JUDGED BY 12 THAN CARRIED BY 6 !!

    Sir,with the utmost respect,that is complete and utter shash. - Kryten

    Norwegian foods # 6: Swedish meatballs

    Happiness is marrying your best friend's girlfriend.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, February 23, 2022 00:01:34
    A stick gets round when you multiply by 3.14.

    Commodore 128: We run C-64 and CP/M programs, too!

    This tagline is NMOP 3PISdn

    Few things give a greater feeling of security than a full gas tank

    Last words: I can't possibly miss..."

    What if Volunteer Firefighters didn't volunteer?

    Help! My DOS.... DOSn't!

    You will not leave here until I know the truth. - Sheridan

    Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. - Goethe

    Keep your powder, your flies, and your martinis dry

    What's wors there stuff is visual so I'm at a loss for

    I DON'T brake for feminists.

    Did a patient ever die in surgery from the slip of a gun?

    "I hate to be cured and run." -- Dr. Freedman

    HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? Can you drive a French motorcycle?

    For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like

    Now I know what I can live without.

    WORDPERFECT, ETC.) AND SAVE AS A .TAG FILE

    Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Changes and Transformations

    Gardeners know all the best dirt!

    What is it about L'waxana Troi that makes me melt. * Odo

    (sorry, just came up with that one now. can you tell? :)

    Ross Perot headbutts steel posts for fun.

    ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay

    "He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news."--Brecht

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, February 24, 2022 00:01:32
    HHGTTG: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. - Marvin

    People want to believe - Scully (3x22)

    keep digging

    See Barney's popularity drop as Jurassic Park opens.

    Poor @N@: a deadbolt with a broken cylinder

    JABBA ─ OOTQ: Obligatory On Topic Quote

    You can't be afraid of stepping on toes if you want to go dancing

    When I run out of Serial Port, I use Chablis instead!

    Must I hold a candle to my shames? -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

    Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it

    Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses... shoots... SCORES!

    Just like cheese, I'm aged to perfection!

    Return of the Secaucus Seven Samurai - Tom

    GI: Ordering a chilidog to go. BI: Ordering one that makes you go.

    "Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum

    When it's over, you're cut loose. Janeway

    Put yourself in my place, come on over any time

    OTHELLO: If Lincoln campaigned in an all-Black district, he'd lose

    I'm wearing PAMPERS!!

    Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! Uhhh!

    XT or AT, it makes a big difference.

    Red: stop. Green: go. Yellow, go faster... Starman

    Beat @fn@ with an antler...@fn@'s a moose-ichist

    A closed mind is a terrible waste of space

    Florida law prohibits rolling a barrel down the street.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, February 25, 2022 00:01:28
    Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic Aren't we?

    Found some turtle eggs. Lets smash 'em! - Tom

    KITTEN: A small animal, sometimes resembling a meatloaf

    ValuCom: Anything else is greasy kid-stuff.

    Wh!o wa!lked ac!ross my! t!agline! w!ith mu!dd!y !feet?!

    No one knows what he can do till he tries

    No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.

    Put the cat out? Is it on fire?

    HEY!!! I resemble that remark!

    Let me help you relax -- Deanna

    What happens when you replace your mouse pad with a OUIJA board?

    Ura Redneck if you show your belt buckle as an ID.

    Thank-you for calling 911, your call is important to us, at the beep

    Yo momma is so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.

    Under the black belly of cloud in the rain --U2

    A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never

    "Beer, Mr. Peterson?" "Ok, but stop me at 1...well, 1:30."

    Que Dieu benisse les paiens! -Homer

    Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited

    Vujà Dé: the feeling that you've never been here before

    Do you want to speak to the man in charge or the woman who knows it all.

    Fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epidemic!!

    Jim, you don't ask GOD for his ID! -- McCoy

    Jednog dana nema me, da nikada ne dodjem !

    Quit bringing up reality...

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, February 26, 2022 00:01:28
    What's your number? Is it still 911? Alllrighty then. - Ace Ventura

    Paris, did you program this guy? Torres

    I think she's going to make an attempt on your life! - O'Brien

    Capitalism, I love it!

    Go away little boy.

    I've got a business proposition for you. - Quark to 1947 Earthlings

    NOVEMBER, n. The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.

    Jerry Faries only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."

    Zebra: a sports model jackass

    DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck

    DDT: Debug Program

    Dress pants

    Keyboard error: Press F1. What if F1 is the problem?

    I am Master of Kung-fu, To-fu and Sna-fu.

    Legs! You're with Ducky! -- Woody

    Yeh, but that sucks you get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan. - Kyle

    "Bother," said Pooh as he infected the Indians blankets.

    A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac sits up wondering if there is a doG.

    QUAKE will come out in two weeks!

    Oxymoron: Religious fundamentalists.

    Follower's Creed: The lemmings know something we don't.

    Bart: I will not belch the National Anthem

    Pardon my driving, I'm reloading

    XXXXXXXXX &gt;&gt;Taglines, Anyone??&lt;&lt; XXXXXXXX

    Nothing confuses a man like a woman driver who does everything right.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, February 27, 2022 00:01:50
    Nasty LAN... Must teach LAN a lesson. Hands off of my memory, pal!!

    Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone and you are God. Anonimous

    void main (void) { if (windows=="useful") hell=frozen }

    I guess Will Rogers never met President Clinton

    Rainy days and Mondays always get me down... - Carpenters

    The problem isn't repeating rifles, it's repeat offenders!

    When you finally discover all of Life's answers, they'll

    Not now, Kato.

    Six personals today, and four were swiped taglines. &gt;Humph&lt;

    Smoking in someone else's car can get you in trouble.

    A man who hesitates is lost. So is a woman who doesn't

    Queensland - the best State in Aussie

    Quite stimulating, wouldn't you say? -- Worf

    Last words: "I bet this is not under current."

    Using birdseed, get Hyde Park pigeons to spell out nasty words.

    That's just your opinion.

    Que sera, sedative: What will be, is asleep.

    Send me $50 or I'll claim we had sex!

    XUXA - Created and Developed by Morton Lee Cohen

    Paul Simon of Borg: You Can Call Me Hugh

    He who is swift to believe is swift to forget. - Abraham Joseph Heschel

    Jello and onions! - Al, on Sam's choice of snack food, "8 1/2 Months"

    Quick, gimme a hammer! There's a fly on your head!

    Kira was a rotten finger-painter, but she's great with a phaser!

    Character is what you are when no one is watching

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, March 01, 2022 00:01:32
    Virginity like balloon, one prick.... all gone.

    Well, I'd love to, but I've been so *busy*

    "Draw an X," Tom said crossly.

    Prepare to attack. All hands, battle stations. - Kirk

    Linux: The choice of the GNU Generation

    "I wonder if any of THEM plays tennis." Garak

    JOEL: Umm, sorry General, that's my FLINGING hand!

    No no! Don't hit that butt#^%@!&lt;CLICK&gt; NO CARRIER

    He was promoted beyond his level of incompetence

    Disengage this computer now. - Kirk to Daystrom

    Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity.

    Hug your moderator daily, send her candy on her birthday

    Put your hand on the screen and FEEL my healing power

    Love is reckless. Let's get reckless tonight.

    Silly Rabbit, Phasers are for kids

    Zephram Cochrane died 150 years ago! - McCoy

    Q: What can strike a Blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

    Vwl mnmlsm

    Bill Clinton: Proof the country needs no leadership!

    Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er

    Visualbasic Programers : do it with their eyes Open!

    Spot...Spot...Down...Spot...Down...Down. - Data

    Real Programmers don't write application programs

    A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked

    Famous Last Words #44: "I want to challenge my god to a duel"

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, March 02, 2022 00:01:24
    Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

    XpReSsing myself as usual &lt;grin&gt;

    Gonna do a wheelie on that there gopher mound, Smokey. Ä C.W. McCall

    Just say YES to IDIC.

    Too much blood in coffee

    A wiener running away from a kettle-- Tom Servo

    "But... how could I know these things?!" -Doctor Zee

    Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels? A: More headroom.

    Veni, vidi, venal: I came, I saw, I was bribed.

    explain counter clockwise to one with a digital watch.

    Jan Brady, like you've never seen her before - Tom

    I have the other half of Rush Limbaugh's brain.

    'Why can't we not be sober I...just want to start this over'

    Yesterday is but a reflection of tomorrow

    Seeing the world through rose colored glasses.

    XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

    (A)bort (R)etry (U)se a bigger hammer

    Sensors detect no vessels. Barnaby

    Okay, quit _leading_ me on

    Yes, I'm Christian Orville confirmed

    XXXXXXXXX Jail for Tagline Thieves

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

    NEW Edlin for Windows NT!!!!!

    "I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours."

    This message gets two snaps up in a circle--two times!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, March 03, 2022 00:01:38
    See ya!

    * &lt;- Tribble */*/::\ \ &lt;- Tribble Funny Cars drag racing

    PUNNY BOOK = Come on in!: Doris Open.

    Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.

    Draw from your fine command of language and say nothing.

    Ethics? ETHICS? ethics, SCHMETHICS! - arifel

    PARATROOPERS only two things fall from the sky : bird sh*t and idiots

    MultitaskThink and type at the same time.

    XXXXXXXXXX Better Tagines Through Assimilation XXXXXXXXXX

    Self-esteem: an erroneous appraisement. Ambrose Bierce

    "Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ wiped the cum from her chin.

    The average nutritional value of promises is roughly zero

    What we NEED are Scratc N Sniff GIFs!

    I wasn't expecting a kind of...Bajoran Inquisition. --T Dex, MPOS

    I wouldn't dream of keeping it a secret. - Intendant (smiling)

    Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your Tagline is to be adopted.

    Tax the poor and the ugly! Everyone should sacrifice!

    ############## Finish Line ################

    Virginity is like hemophilia... One prick and it's over

    Borg Pepsi - Coke is irrelevant.

    HOROSCOPE: Someone will try to honk your nose today.

    This is not a recipe...

    Zisla's Law: If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants

    A bucket for messeur. And, a hose.

    Catch the Blue Wave at Waikiki!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, March 04, 2022 00:01:26
    PENTIUM: A bad random number generator

    BorgMailReader: Tagline theft is futile

    Old typesetters never die. They just decompose.

    Golfer's Excuse: We play for fun ─ CASH!

    Zephram. We frighten you. We never frightened you before

    (true) HEADLINE: DOCTOR'S SEX VICTIMS WANT PROBE

    He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the treasure. - William Congreve

    May the flies rest lightly on your cheese

    PROGRAMMERS peek before they poke.

    Four score and seven years ago, what did we do again? - Abe Lincoln.

    you may loose sight of where you're going

    Quadriphobia - Fear of 4-way stops and not knowing who goes next.

    Can wear alien attire while still looking like a leader.

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Electrocuted tribble.

    Mice Crispies, n. - Breakfast food for cats

    Oxymoron: Bittersweet

    No, no, @TOFIRST@! It's pillage, rape and THEN burn

    One bottle for the four of us-- Thank God there's no more of us!

    M-C-M-L-X-I-X, Daiei makes the very best, NOT! - Tom

    "Female" should not automatically be defined as "Not Sexist".

    One of you denies me, one of you betrays me

    Palindrome - Rats drown in Wordstar.

    Revenge of the Nurds, Part 3.1

    Chocolate: As Einstein said(C=S) Chocolate = Sex?

    &lt;*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;- Master Sergeant Tribble (AF)

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, March 05, 2022 00:01:32
    Cats must lie next to their human's ear and purr loudly

    Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!

    Zopy me

    Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!"

    I'm a bartender at the space bar. Tom said blankly

    Jesus: In Joshua he is THE CAPTIAN OF THE LORD OF HOSTS

    Let's give 'em something to talk about!

    Guru Meditation error #8100000B.48454C50

    Greeting. Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. -Moderator Cmas

    A hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1963, NO CARRIER 1995

    (huskily) "Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! ║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││"

    A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor. -- B. Franklin

    Violent crimes, except rape, increased by 36%, 1981-1990.

    Quantum mechanics use extremely small tools.

    Fox, you're not supposed to be searching for the unknown _there_!

    Ever walk into a Denny's at 3 AM? Looks like the bar in Star Wars!

    Once we had a competition to see who could come up with the exciting

    Xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

    Zipper: Device behind which congressmen hide their brains.

    FUNNY BOOK = The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad

    Zucchini is NOT the name of a revealing swimsuit!

    Conan! Watch out for that cliff+$%#@ NO WARRIOR

    He's a few pixels short of a full screen.

    PUNNY BOOK: Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank.

    Hey HoundDog - Get Off Of My Blue Suede Shoes.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, March 06, 2022 00:01:26
    A Stealth bomber! Will Dizzy eat it?

    * &lt;- Tribble @ &lt;- Dreaded Tribble viper.

    Kira, when Quark goosed her.

    * &lt;-- Tribble **** &lt;-- Black Widow tribble

    Remember, 6.02 x 103 avocados = 1 guacamole!

    Famous Last Words #54: "Make Me!"

    Zaphod is just zith guy, you know ?! -- [NO HOOPIER].

    Keep your paws off my pony!!!!

    Book Title: Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike

    "Bother," said Pooh, discovering that Piglet was a Founder

    What do you call a movie about giant prehistoric dogs? Jurassic Bark.

    Let's fire Congress and start all over.

    End times/Great show/It's gonna be hard to know which way to go

    A message without a recipe, is like a day without sunshine.

    Photographers fade faster than photographs.

    CAVE OF WICKEDNESS: Hookbill The Koopa!

    Pain - finally, something we can depend on

    Can't we do a little better than creamed corn, creamed corn, and creamed corn? - Mr. Garrison

    "Eat my shorts." Walter Matthau...Grumpy Old Men

    My CREED Had A CREED In VA

    Look at the good things you've got

    Cool like us

    PSALM 109 verse 8 Let his days be few, And let another take his office

    Be kind to your enemies, it drives them nuts!

    I say `spit' and it gets turned into a tagline. --Danny

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, March 07, 2022 00:09:56
    X WARNING! Removal of this tagline prohibited by law!!!

    I give up, what is the meaning of life?

    HeyAre those TIE Fighters flying towards u*^$&##& - NO CARRIER

    X XXX__ -_\/Xx@\\=//. (Embroidering with a cat in your arms)

    Level with me, Orville. Are you giving her the hot beef injection?

    XUXA - A variety program for children and adults

    Lessee - shield, helmet, sword .I'm ready to play!

    Just Visiting This Planet . . ., said The Baron Latimer

    Unemployed Scientist & Luke Skywalker are trying to steal gold reserves

    XER: Exclusive ERror

    Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.

    Doctors do it with cold instruments.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as the moderator sent him NetMail.

    What kind of 'kludge' is that, Dave?

    Mmm..donuts.. - Homer

    Producer's sister? Whats she doing in every scene - Crow

    I'm sorry, sir, that line is busy till Monday. Would you hold please?

    Make your captain wear a condom or don't let him into your foxhole.

    A person who truly looks up to God rarely looks down on people

    Go to a nude beach. Keep abreast of developments

    Keep trying. We need to find out more about Anti-Conservative

    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. -- William Pitt, 1783

    OFFLINE 1.50 "This is not a tagline."

    Clinton's cleaned-up the travel waste/fraud that was going on.

    URA Redneck if your father is also your uncle.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, March 08, 2022 00:01:32
    A moose once bit my sister, pretty nasty, really -- Monty Python

    Never tell me the odds! -Han Solo

    Failure(n.): Opportunity to try again, more intelligently.

    Keep your eyes on your own taglines, this is a quiz.

    Zucchini is NOT the name of an ice-smoothing machine!

    Bad Advertising: Rooney Marriage Clinic.

    No character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks, however false. -- Alexander Hamilton

    No, I'm NOT gonna hit you - Dr. Forrester

    A day without Pizza just doesn't slice it

    Vacation Special. Have your home exterminated

    BBS Lingo: RSN: Real Soon Now

    I always check the "Native Australian" box. I was born in Sydney.

    Quid pro quabala: Something for the ceremony.

    He who says it can't be done shouldn't interrupt the one doing it.

    BREAD IS MURDER! The Save the Yeast Coalition

    Waiter! There's soup in my fly!

    Yo mama so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail!

    Elvis Was Abducted by Rock & Roll Loving Aliens

    Keep playing with your floppy and you'll go blind

    Zen Buddhist Pizza: "Make me one with everything!"

    X rays are a hoax. - Lord Kelvin, physicist, c. 1900

    A Klingon does NOT play Springball, Major!

    Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue.

    Once you can fake sincerity you pass the salesman test

    PowerBASIC : Not just a language, a way of life

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, March 09, 2022 00:01:26
    RADIATION AREA: Pre-faded genes only.

    Die Hard: Without a Chance

    Walk softly, and carry a cattle prod

    My dog will only eat cantaloupes, was Tom's melancholy complaint.

    Last words: "It's only one wight. The others are just ghouls."

    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    A friend in need is a pain in the ass. - Lazarus Long

    Klingon/Betazoid woman: A bitch that knows everything.

    Help!! I've fallen off-line and can't hang-up!!

    Running through dino scat over there... -- Tom Servo

    Not much of a tag line, but it's mine

    A good question. There is no easy answer

    Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

    URA Moonie if you think Chibi-Chibi is cute

    Yo mama nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!

    Short quotes are like fences -- Both make good neighbors.

    love, n.: When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning

    A thousand points of light: A convention of Organians

    Shh! Be vewy qwiwet. I'm hunting dose peskwey wuntime ewwors.

    Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for a valuable prize!

    Unable to locate MIND.SYS, BRAIN halted

    A true friend is someone who remembers your zip code

    Use DEVICE = EXXON to screw up your environment.

    I want to know something. Who are @TOFIRST@ and @TOLAST@?

    Join the Rush... Limbaugh in '96!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, March 10, 2022 00:01:34
    For fools rush in where angels fear to tread

    Z80's are our friends!

    "F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke." -- Dobbs

    Oh, bother, said the Borg, we've just assimilated Pooh!

    Let's find something that rocks!

    Clarvoiant meeting canceled due to unforseen events.

    Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: It kept falling out.

    ZEN BUDDHISTS do it because they don't want to do it because they want to do it

    Embarras de brichesses: unzipped.

    Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home

    X-files Gillian Anderson is expected to present the cheque

    You don' frighten us, English pig-dogs!

    Vibrating pocket pagers, a whole new dimension of phone sex!

    ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!

    Kitty Kelley was here, asking questions about you

    Everybody runs with their breasts sticking out - Crow

    &lt;YOUR AD HERE! CALL 1-800-555-FNORD.&gt;

    Each man has a breaking point, no matter how strong his spirit. - David Gemmell

    Q: What's black & white and comes in a small can? A: Mic

    Q: Riker, you weren't like this before the beard

    Oxymoron: Humor Moderator

    The good news is that the bad news was wrong

    Looking for your cat ! Check unter my tire !

    JABBA - IMCO: In my considered opinion

    RPG Quote: "Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me?"

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, March 11, 2022 00:01:30
    Xerox, all they ever do is copy.

    Gee, why don't you tell us what you *really* think.

    VISA LA FRANCE Don't leave your chateau without it

    Quite simply, we're omnipotant. - Q

    Make like a sheep and flock off.

    Growl for me, let me know you still care. - Q to Worf

    Let's have a debate on which foods are most mucus-producing if you've got a

    OS/2 is awesome! It can multitask, run Windows, and [CrAsH!]

    FUNNY BOOK = Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn

    Don't drink and drive. It might spill your drink

    I beg of you! Please don't make me do this! - Quark

    Parties. The silver lining of higher education!

    KY JELLY?!? And I suppose that was a BB gun at our wedding

    &lt;------------ The information went data way ------------&gt;

    XT for sale: see Marine Supplies Conference

    G'Kar: Your time has come and gone. It's our turn now!

    You're a Redneck if: You and Your Dad are both in third grade!

    Love someone who doesn't deserve it!



    Democrats: We'll take ALL the money from your pockets.

    Def: ERECTION: When Japanese vote for a new government

    Koresh' last words: "Gimme a light. Nooo, a BUD light!"

    New sci-fi/horror flick: "The Zucchini from the Black Lagoon."

    SPOCK, I though you were dead! I rebooted.

    Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry! Man, I just to eat!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, March 12, 2022 00:01:36
    Last Words: "Wife, these biscuits are tough."

    Zopy me

    Gingrich, n. abbrev. : giving to the rich

    Daddy, what does 'read error in FAT' mean?"

    Running windows means never having to say: Task Complete!

    Wanted: Customers. We will train.

    I enjioyed studyuing anatomy. Kes

    'It's allllive, allllive!' - Ace Ventura

    Last read message 6 of 47258

    XI: Execute Invalid op-code

    "Glory or insanity awaits" -- Rimmer

    Kids are great! Breaded toddlers, deep fried, YUMMY!

    XXXX Don't panic.. it's only a virus XXXX

    Keep the change ya filthy animal!

    God had nothing to do with THAT!!-Alice Johnson

    Robin's Law #103: "A couple of lightyears can't part good friends."

    URA Redneck if: The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.

    Like a real steamroller, she's gonna drive you into the ground

    Keep honking, I'm reloading - Janier

    Visualize 'whirled peas'

    Washington D.C.: living proof that gun control doesn't work!

    Catholic girlssend me a dozen!

    RPG Player's Last Words: "The DM's an idiot."

    Private First Class Tribble: &lt;*

    Have you ever wondered what happens on a typical day of a Treker?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, March 13, 2022 00:01:24
    Whaddya' mean "WE", Paleface?!?!?!?!?

    Zoe, Mother of All Living.

    En Garde! - By Drew Blood

    XX + XY = Oh, Sir Jasper.

    CA has Gang Wars. KS has Tammy. CA had 1st choice.

    Captain Janeway eats here when she can find us! - Vic's Restaurant

    Good Luck. -Mac-

    VOCALISTS are good in their mouths.

    You never have faced a death. ■ David

    Regardless of whether a mission expands or contracts, administrative overhead continues to grow at a steady rate

    Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Marriage and Magic

    Pee Wee's favorite baseball team: the Expos.

    Quick, gimme a hammer! There's a fly on @N@'s head.

    SHORTEST BOOK: Being Humble, The English Way

    Hello, I'll be your tagline for the evening

    XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!!

    A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle

    What? You think you can gross me out?.. again?..:

    Last time you knew all the answers you were wrong.

    Never let a machine know you're in a hurry

    Have you hugged your PHASER today?

    Experience varies directly with the amount of equipment ruined.

    Real cute Scotty, now beam down my clothes!

    Friends don't let friends watch Bruins games!!!

    I wanna go iron my pants - Crow

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, March 14, 2022 01:07:00
    Weird Wedding Gift: map of West Brazil

    "I oughta hit you more often, Beavis!" Butt-Head "You hit me?" Beavis

    Home Geometry 3: Any baseball season equals three broken windows

    NIKE just does it.

    So? You want him in the garage? - Tom on dead guy

    Earth, Air, Fire and Water Bind us to her

    Keep trying. We need to find out more about @Variable taglines

    Go! Or Stay! But do it because it is what you wish! Khan

    A good lawyer can get sodomy reduced to "Following too close".

    No flames all week, eh? I gotta start posting more messages!

    Boomerangs and kangaroos everywhere, can't have that! --Mallory

    You speak English? How much? I asked. $25, she said.

    JABBA: WYPIWYF ─ What You Print Is What You FAX

    Keep repeating the exercise until we're proficient, gentlemen. -Kirk

    Scripts don't what I tell them to. :-(

    The place where you made your stand never mattered. - R.F

    GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS & SCIENCES - Whoever has the gold makes the

    May all your wishes be granted

    Kangaroo and chipmunks...bedbugs and ballyhoo

    ZIPPEDTAGLINE

    EVERYTHING I've ever said is a lie. Figure that out!

    Loose means you don't see the wall "before" you hit it!

    "F.H. Gumby. Regius Professor Of History At His Mother's."

    Zero-G loading zone - NO weightlifters allowed!

    Fact: Red lights always shine longer then green ones

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, March 15, 2022 01:01:26
    Good tagline: One that's been stolen by at least 3 people.

    Voulez-vous ce couchez avec moi ce soir?

    For the earth is the Lords, and the fullness thereof. (1 Cor 10:26)

    Sandpapers Of The West - By Tex Ture

    Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.

    Watch out folks, Fish Guy's gonna swim!!! - The Mask

    J. J. Pickle, Congressman (Tex.), was an Eagle Scout.

    Fight 'em 'til HELL freezes over, then fight 'em on ICE!

    Kohakuiro no otoko no yume doko ni? - Mospeada

    Never have any children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

    Go ahead, correct the moderator's typos. I'll make more

    Blessed are the piecemakers, for they shall have quilts.

    RIMJOB........Something to do with the wheels on your car

    XT's Suck!

    PUNNY BOOK: House Plants: Clay Potts.

    Careys Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!

    How many times do you have to kill him?! - Mulder

    Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat t

    When s**t happens, you must become one with it. -- Bhuddist

    You wanna bitch? No thanks dear, I already have one.

    Sky King Sky King Do Not Answer

    I didn't really say everything I said. - Yogi Berra

    Lets call the movie on account of darkness - Joel

    "I *never*!" -- Sir Robin the Not-So-Brave-As-Sir-Launcelot

    Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, March 16, 2022 01:01:34
    Koo Koo Kids Looking For Koo Koo Kicks!

    Uh Oh..! My computer's caught Windows!.

    I just bought a 1 gig hard drivefor my taglines!

    Weren't you supposed to OUTGROW your evil ways?! - The Tick to Charles

    Catastrophy: Award given at a cat bun show.

    When your IQ rises above 28, sell.

    "Life, is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".

    Rule #62: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

    I'm a friend of his from the old neighborhood. - Duncan MacLeod

    Such A Shame -- Trauma

    My friend bought a trouble-free car. Trouble came free with the car.

    Keep on thinkin'. Someday you'll get good at it. - Sonny Crockett

    Vail's Axiom: In any human enterprise, work seeks the lowest hierarchial level

    Lean'n to the Left, Lean'n to the Right, And thats Only the First Two!

    Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. - Goethe

    Talkers are no good doers. - William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

    Zaphod Beeblebrox was amazingly good at his job. - HHGTTG

    Way 4 to skin a cat: Honey, a stake, and fireants.

    A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt

    XXCLOSED CAPTIONED IN HEX FOR PROGRAMMERSXX

    A bit pretentious don't you think?

    I wish humans would leave me alone! Arc, Arc

    Barry at Pooh Corner: looking for Hunny taglines

    We could have made it bigger. But why?

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, March 17, 2022 01:01:22
    Xanadu, n. - Utopian paradise. When in Xanadu, do as the Xanaduans do!

    When you discover you are dead, avoid driving a car.

    Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we? - Bloom County

    The difference between a fool and a criminal is that a fool

    God created man - Smith & Wesson made 'em equal.

    A dirty mind is a wonderfully fun thing!

    * &lt;- Tribble *}-- &lt;- Tribble with Lance

    Q. Why do women have arms? A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

    Most of today's real Patriots are on file with the FBI or ATF

    (c) 1994 All rights wronged unless left.

    Flash! Tom Chorlton arrested for molesting wombats!

    JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits

    Zen Crafters -- enlightenment in about one hour

    Next time, MY way

    The enemy is fear. We think it is hate; but, it is fear.&lt;Gandhi&gt;

    Fun: work that's *your* idea

    Rotten Apples do not grow on trees...they are only sold in computer stores.

    A)bort download session

    CONFUCIOUS SAY: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night

    Error failure: Feasibility of another error is currently being evaluated

    Ladies, I know Tung Fu.

    X rays are a hoax. - Lord Kelvin, physicist, c. 1900

    Education is the progressive discovery of ignorance.

    A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". So she turned around an drove home

    Use the Force, Orville!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, March 18, 2022 01:01:38
    &lt;--Please put complaints in this box.

    TV Truth: Crime does pay, just sell your story to the movie-of-the-week.

    Jesus is the one and only lasting sacrifice

    Gee, they fenced the entire ocean - Crow

    Quoth the Dannys: "Never Flirt."

    Newsflash: Everready bunny released: Charges were dropped

    People, like turtles, make little progress without sticking their necks out

    My cat can lick your cat!

    Put your hand inside the puppet head -- TMBG

    X-files Gillian Anderson is expected to present the cheque

    Veni, Vidi, Visa. (I came, I saw, I bought.)

    Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue, I'm schizophrenic, What are you?

    Gaza Strip? I thought you wanted Zsa Zsa strip

    You can trust your public utility about as far as you can hand roll a bulldozer. - Edward Abbey

    Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting the Energizer Bunny - Elmer Fudd

    ZIPidy do Da, ARCidy Day

    Cats must smurgle on Mom's $120 Polartec sweatshirt

    VISA LA FRANCE Don't leave your chateau without it

    Unable to locate Jolt Cola. Operater Halted.

    Grammarians DO IT with punctuation

    Loneliness is a birthday cake with only one piece missing.

    Eval Day 30 ■ Accelerate your Windows. 9.8 m/s!

    Friends in low places are irrelevant - Garth of Borg

    Flattery is telling a man what he thinks of himself.

    I am man, I am okay!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, March 19, 2022 01:01:34
    May I ask sir,when you graduated from this sort of assigment?-Bashir

    NT Craws, Win Walk, Dos Run, OS/2 Fly

    Dignity, hell! I got 3 bucks on this! -- Col. Potter

    FUNNY BOOK = The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe

    Education is priceless and expensive

    Lorena Bobbitt's favorite drink - Slice!

    Ever notice how fast Windows/NT runs? Really?... gosh, neither did I.

    I'd rather lose my memory than my..ummm...ahhh...never mind.

    Virginity: An un-eaten cherry pie?

    S.E.X&gt;....Socaly acceptable forplay

    Get my cat fixed? Why? Is he broken?

    UNIX...it's not a job... it's a career.

    I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevant.. - HACK -

    Bones introduces his father to Kirk: "He's Dad, Jim."

    CONFUCIUS SAY: When lady say yes, she no lady

    Okay, you can have the gloves without lining, Tom deferred.

    Real SysOps have a real computer such as an 80386 or an IBM.

    Frank N. Furter, it's all over! - Riff Raff

    Beach Wiccan: would that be a Sand Witch?

    URA Redneck if you have a tire swing in you house.

    Everything coming your way? You're going the wrong way!

    Even dead fish can swim down stream.

    Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear what they are not. - E. R. Beadle

    A non-vegetarian anti-abortionist is a contradiction in terms

    Reverse picnic

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, March 20, 2022 01:01:30
    Liberal's 1st Amendment: "Free speech for me but not for thee."

    # 02: Get a good spell checker.

    Yo momma teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

    The only real winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

    Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.

    Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is the lightning that does the work. --Mark Twain

    * &lt;- Tribble[space][space]*[space]&lt;-[space]Generic Tribble

    He's Teflon brain (nothing sticks).

    A monster! -Dot's pet

    XXXXXXXXXX Better Taglines Through Confiscation XXXXXXXXX

    Ensign Walnut cautiously approaches Dr. Crusher.

    Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death

    Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd

    "Bother," said Pooh,and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95!

    Keep a firefighter warm in winter. Take him to bed.

    Yo' momma's like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!

    Everything always takes longer than you think.

    BBS Lingo: FOMC: Falling Off My Chair (laughing)

    "Hardware"..The part you kick,.."Software" The part the machine kicks!

    What? They show other stuff BESIDES Animaniacs on TV?? Wow!

    Play you BBS Crash? OK, you go first#^#$ NO CARRIER

    Def: Camping (n): See Heat Stroke, Mud, and Insects

    Law of Combat - When in doubt - empty your magazine.

    My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!

    Moderator.Com found ,.. restore topic.on [y/n]?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, March 21, 2022 01:14:46
    Save labor costs. Have your baby delivered at home

    Keep Cigarette Cellophane. Suffocate a Smurf

    TOFLY: on a late model Olds 442.

    Easy Street and The Narrow Way do not intersect

    Zenocide: killing an old Greek philosopher, paradoxically

    XOR: eXecute OpeRator

    Press any key to start formatting the hard disk

    ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER

    This tagline good for 1 (one) hug, redeemable from your local friend

    Fortes fortuna adiuvat - Onni auttaa rohkeita

    ZIPPEDTAGLINE

    %SCRBL scribble to disk - faster than a write

    Nothing! All essentials of my online *life* are thus provided! :-)

    Puritanism: the fear that someone somewhere is happy

    Je suis Jean-Luc Picard. Avez-vous des Poupon Gris?

    Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work

    Zen Buddhist Pizza: "Make me one with everything!"

    Jesus to crowd: 5000 of you, & no one brought sandwiches?

    Noxie? Why is that little Puerto Rican boy in a dress crying?

    Famous Last Words #66: "Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves"

    Pickle me grandmother! - Ted Bullpit, Kingswood Country

    George Hatchew only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."

    Looks like it's going to be a free country!

    Bad Band Name #331: Girls Germs

    Gallstone surgeons - Little Rock, AR

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, March 22, 2022 01:01:34
    Fangs for the memories...- From Vampire Musical

    A Zero (Firestorm Pheonix)

    Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Mickey, Goofey

    What's Like a V-8 running on 4 cylinders? A Floppy-run 386DX/33.

    Economy is of itself a great revenue. - Cicero

    Parties exist, therefore I am.

    Q - What word begins with F and ends with UCK? A - Firetruck.

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mash Rick Over the Head with the PC

    Go ahead, @TOFIRST@! Drown him! He won't do it again!

    Karl's version of Parkinson's Law: Work expands to exceed the time alloted it

    A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

    ZAP! That was *not* manual override. -- Data

    You are fully functional, Data? - No, I am shareware

    I did send a copy of the disk; I xeroxed it!

    Ferengi Rule of Acquisition # 17. A bargain usually isn't

    Your mission: To destroy any and all purple dinosaurs.

    Resistance is futile. Locutus of Borg

    Character is what you are in the dark

    Entree: Cocker Cutlets

    Help stamp out `smart mouthed' Sysops!

    Don't be homophobic. Fags hate it.

    Hardware hackers DO IT with resistance.

    Quoth the raven, "Eat my shorts".

    ROTLF: Rolling on the linoleum, f*cking

    Ohh.. I love a woman in uniform.. - Quark

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, March 23, 2022 01:01:24
    Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, knock... sh*t happens

    Zen is like looking for the spectacles that are sitting on your nose.

    Koliko puta si ljubila stranca i bila kao ptica kraj coveka koji ne leti

    Guns Don't kill people... homicidal lemmings kill people

    Fester: Quicker.

    A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector every time!

    Zen and the Art of Procrastination - I'll read it later.

    "Duct tape, the handyman's secret weapon!"--Steve (Red Green) Smith

    URA Redneck If U think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre.

    I'm not smiling, I'm wincing. - Bruckman

    Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastin

    Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.

    Vital papers will demonstrate there vitality by moving to where you cant find them

    K-Mart Wine - White Trashfindel

    xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

    Kung Pao Tagline: take with a glass of water!

    Friends don't let friends drive to Oiler games

    PUNNY BOOK = The Garden State: Ida Hoe.

    Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?

    GET YOUR OWN TAGLINE !!

    Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. - Dream

    Xmas present? Meg Ryan would do nicely... 

    Visit Tonya Harding's new vacation resort: "Club Nancy"

    Quick, gimme a hammer...there's a fly on Elminster's head!

    We are operating on many levels here. -Ken Kesey

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, March 24, 2022 01:01:36
    XXXXXXXX ++appy ++olidays XXXXXXXX

    Clean it up. Now. Quark

    Funny old thing, life

    &gt;&gt;&gt; jim &lt;&lt;&lt;

    Unlike Motorcycle's, a redhead NEVER runs out of gas!!

    What are we dear?-Mrs Blackitt Protestant, and fiercely proud of it

    NOW recruitment: "We're looking for a few good men -- in women's bodies."

    We'll just powder them off for shine.

    A clever man commits no minor blunders. ─ Goethe

    Money trumps fun.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

    Vi ste nam kurtoni!

    'Super Hereos wear snow pants?' 'When there's snow out they do.'

    The best medication my doctor ever gave me was these Placebo things

    Take your brother swimmin' with a brick it's alright.

    Keep them coming, or at least breathing hard.

    Def: Achilles jerk: a nerd friend of Achilles

    Ever get that Not-So-Smurfy feeling?

    Of course it's neat. What's wrong with neat? I LIKE neat! &lt;M&gt;

    Even a caveman can start a fire. -- Patty [or Selma]

    Drummer: A person who likes to hang around with musicians

    * &lt;- Tribble _ &lt;- Worf's Tribble after not using the litter box.

    Doctor's daughter, but she really knew how to operate

    We can dance to the radio right until dawn

    ember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, March 25, 2022 01:01:32
    I am NOT burned out, just singed

    You tiny brained whiper of other peoples bottoms.

    Zomething different? Make your own Zima! Ferment 7-UP!

    Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

    Just when you got it all figured out: An UPGRADE!

    Lets see. What's the stupidest thing I can do? - Crow

    A quart of water in this tiny thing??? - Blonde making Kool Aid

    A pennie earned is Cheap labor

    A myth is as good as a mile!

    Xenophobia: It's everybody's problem

    URA Redneck if you've hollered, "Rock the House Bubba" at a recital

    No one's come anywhere near the panel. Odo

    Living with the dead .... at the speed of light.

    Bart's Blackboard ─ "I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface."

    Can't go out again until you return my straight jacket

    Vulcans do it logically... but only once every 7 years

    We've served together for six years. Troi

    WOMAN.ZIP: Lovely program, lousy documentation.

    One day I will surprise you, Ritchie Funk.. but not today.

    A blonde and a beer bottle? They're both empty from the neck up

    Constitution was invented AGAINST the government

    Oxymoron: noticeably less aggressive

    The next time I looked at him, poor @N@ was dead and gone

    Stupidity is NOT a handicap, go park your car elsewhere!

    ( ( (INTELLIGENCE CAPTIONED FOR THE BRAIN IMPAIRED) ) )

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, March 26, 2022 01:01:32
    God loves even broccoli.

    Kinda' grabs ya' by the po po, don't it? - Joel

    Don't look at him, whatever you do! -- Crow T. Robot

    X-Men Wish List: Dolph Lundgren as Colossus.

    "I dunno.. what colour is the sky in your world?"

    "He's got a really nice skull." Crow T. Robot

    God's existence will be proven when you give me enough money.

    Go now and sin no more, said Tom vicariously

    I got the Jeep and she got the palace.

    Help fight against a cure for nymphomania.

    IBM: Icky Blue Machines

    Vertebrates...unquestionably gave rise to chiropractors.

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Squared Tribble

    KnockKnock. WhosThere? Euroa. EuroaWho? EuroaDaBoat,ICatchaDaFish.

    Hi, I'm from the US government. I'm here to help you!

    A black magic marker on the screen?

    He's claiming three robots as business expenses. Tom Servo

    Peace. War. Life. Death. Such is the circle of the ages.

    Klingons do not pursue relationships. They conquer them. - Worf

    * &lt;- Tribble (side vie)

    Matthew 23:9: And call no man your father upon the earth

    Ya canna change the laws of physics,laws of physics... -Star Trekkin

    A "ten-foot poll"? Five people taking a survey

    (A)bort (R)etry (G)o to impulse (C)all Geordi

    X is for Xylophone, which I guess someone plays

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, March 27, 2022 01:01:22
    Last words: "Who's bringing up the rear?"

    A skunk walks into a bar and he says, "Hey where did everybody go?"

    X-files Gillian Anderson is expected to present the cheque

    That which does not kill me better run away damn fast!

    Safe Sex, n. - Masturbating wearing a condom

    Don't be so happy to see me. -- Quark

    We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite - Murray Walker

    Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a Tagline.

    Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted.

    Oversharpen the blade, and the edge will soon blunt.

    Mixed emotions: When your kid gets an "A" in Sex Education.

    My psychotherapist says I'm getting better...No really!

    XGA users, it's time to upgrade.

    You take him to Doctor Sniff.- Arthur, to Tick, about Speak the rodent

    XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!!

    'tis the season to be punny.

    VirusScan : MS Windows found. Delete (Y/y)?

    Uh oh! The movie has a Surgeon General's warning - Crow

    Famous last words: Hic! I'm sober as a jug.

    File not found. Remember, you just erased it.

    Killing people is bad.Unless it's in self defense.But not if it's euthanizing someone in pain.Unless they're on death row.But not if it's a fetus.Except during war or if it's gay or Islam.Unless...

    FORTRAN ist kein notwendiges Übel. FORTRAN ist nicht notwendig

    Hardware: The parts you kick

    RUSSIAN: person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul.

    Shikkari shinasai, Priss! Don't let them get you!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From Denis Mosko@1:153/757.1315 to All on Sunday, March 27, 2022 10:43:14
    Last words: "Who's bringing up the rear?"
    How to understand it?



    --- WinPoint Beta 5 (359.1)
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, March 28, 2022 01:14:22
    Q: What has four legs and an arm? A: A happy pit bull!

    A man is rich in proportion of the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

    Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Screamin' SAMMY Sausage.

    Zephyr Falcon: Serra-keet

    Programmer: (n.) one who writes programs and trusts them. An optimist.

    I am Homer, of Borgprepare to be assim..OOOOHH

    "Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse." - Lazarus Long

    Confucius say: "Man who put cream in tart, not always baker."

    Zaphod Beeblebrox, this is a very large drink

    Love got a hold on me, ain't no doubt.

    Que sera, squinting: What will be, will need glasses.

    Quite an rb

    "Constable, would you stop doing that?!" Kira

    X is an integer, Tom declared.

    Your monument shall be my gentle tagline. --Tagspeare

    Que sera, senile: What will be, won't remember.

    Did I say your money OR your life? I meant to say AND. - Jehovah

    I just fade my voice out like this and cue...

    FIND YOURSELF A FRIEND....HAMMER

    Want to get really stoned? Drink wet cement

    Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an A in sex class.

    Most popular tagline: "UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY"

    Remember things that hurt, and you will come to know true tenderness

    KIRK: I don't think these kids can steer.

    The law always gives a remedy

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, March 29, 2022 01:01:26
    RAM DISK is *NOT* an installation procedure...

    Oh freddled gruntbuggly

    When they circumcised Jesse Helms, they threw away the wrong part.

    What time does the midnight show start?

    Have gun, have fun! Trigger happy

    Yo'momma teeth so yellow she can butter a whole loaf of bread!

    You can't cross a large chasm in two small jumps

    Veni, Vidi, Mussolini...I came, I saw, I got conquered.

    X rays are a hoax. - Lord Kelvin, physicist, c. 1900

    BBS: A device used to triple your phone bill.

    Know thyself. If you need help, call ASIO.

    Want to meet new people? Pick up the wrong golf ball

    Knowledge comes but wisdom lingers.

    When the Angel of Death comes knocking, you can't run out back.

    Never Open a Can of Worms Unless You Plan to Go Fishing.



    A beer never has a headache.

    Kill'em All ... Let God Sort Them Out.

    Psychic Convention. If you belong there, you will KNOW when and where.

    Expect the quest to break your heart at least once. &lt;D Carradine&gt;

    Scandal, like hypocrisy, is bipartisan

    There will now be a whopping great intermission

    Zackary reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn't know Greek.

    Monday is *NOT* user-friendly

    Kevin Karmann could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, March 30, 2022 01:01:22
    Scars take time to heal.

    First I gotta take a whiz! - Ren Hoek [Ren & Stimpy]

    A picture is worth 1000 words? PKZIP *.TXT == *.GIF

    Oxymoron: simple calculus

    Friends don't let friends go through life unscarred

    Just give me the tagline password, no one has to get hurt

    Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake?

    La tete, c'est moi!

    Quality control people DO IT, and rate it with inspected by #15

    This is a brag line????

    Xerox your life. If you lose it, you'll still have a copy.

    Query sir, `Low mileage pit woofie'? - Data

    Be quiet,@FN@ , or I shall have to hurt you. - Brain

    Misinformation is the cruelest computer virus of all.

    We want our Internet! We want our Internet! We want our Internet! We

    Q ─ How do you kill a pink elephant? A ─ Stop drinking!

    Terrorists were much more fun back then. -- Crow T. Robot

    Error #4- Not enough RAM: 88,986,897,790 bytes avail

    Zzz Yawn Blink The World? Huh? I didn't hear the question

    Goin' on a manhunt, gonna get me a man - Crow as girl

    Varicose -- located nearby

    Peace is a commodity of assurance

    Cat Physics #3: E = mc*...sometimes!

    MOM'S HINT #208: Forbidden junk food will be eaten at neighbor's house.

    Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, March 31, 2022 01:01:32
    Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. --Lister.

    No-body expects the Spanish Assimilation !!!!!!

    (A)bort (R)epent (I)gnorant?

    Zen Crafters -- Complete Enlightenment, In About An Hour!

    X-Windows is a terminal disease.

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

    Never accept brownies from a proctologist.

    You made a bad mistake - oh yeah!

    Xerox never Xerox, liberals stopped using ditto's years ago

    PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program!

    Party at Chez Dennis!

    PC: "I mount my horse." DM: "It doesn't want to have sex."

    Famous Last Words #02: "You and *WHAT* army?"

    MULTITASKING: Honking horn and running over cat.

    Early to bed and early to rise makes it a very long day.

    My laser is set to "stun"

    * &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Tribble after hair cut!

    Been poisoned? Induce vomiting! How? Listen to Howard Stern!

    Forrester: Turn your crank to FRANK!

    Vaal is Vaal. He is everything. Akuta

    Fly like an Igel

    XT Nostalgia? Run Windows

    Last words: "They don't look so tough."

    "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" -B. Cowie

    Ura Montanan if the population drops 20% when you leave the state.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, April 01, 2022 01:01:30
    Like me, huh? Stealing your own taglines

    Zo true, mein freund, but ve haff our vays

    I gotta me a lobotomy.

    Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads

    Yo' momma's so dark if she cut herself she would smoke!

    Vagina: Heart trouble.

    ZEBRA: A sports-model Horse!!!

    Nothing was ever accomplished by a reasonable person.

    Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning

    Pacup your Tribbles in your old kit bag

    You[PETA] saved all these minks_they were all dead in 24 hours!-Ted N

    Computers are machines for amplifying human errors

    Left lane must turn right.

    A ^Merry^ Messy Kweznuz

    Zaphod Beeblebrox was amazingly good at his job. - HHGTTG

    Jurassic Park accidentally clones Barneys...world doomed!

    Zathras is finite. YOU are finite. "N" is wrong letter

    Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

    Orville? Orville Bullitt where are you?!

    Let 'em jump. If there's a million already, they don't need ME!

    "Bother," said Pooh, when Christopher Robin refused to swallow.

    Hello everyone except Homer. - Selma

    Zorch would be a good choice because it's a lot of chocolate.

    YES, this is my Truck; NO, I will not help you Move !

    Give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, April 02, 2022 01:01:24
    No man is bound for the advice he gives

    You'll feel devilish tonight. Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's heel

    * &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Tribble after hairclub visit

    Klingon Rights, Parasites, New Heights, Phaser Fights

    Look at all the Indians! - G. Custer

    Def: Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.

    Besides, I didn't know if 'weenie' had a Y or an I. -- Tim Taylor

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribble after a haircut

    You think at 5 baud

    Bartboard: I will not Xerox my butt

    Talk in your sleep, eh? Don't sleep next to a replicator. Too messy.

    FIDO lie #17: The Other nets will Die off leaving Just FIDO.

    Just me and you...we could bill and cow...no...bull and cow. - Groucho

    Xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

    Famous last words: "Hiyah, Captain BALDY!"

    May the entity of your choice smile kindly upon you

    XMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!

    Keep cool, stand in front of an open refrigerator.

    Fish DO IT where people swim

    What the hell is happening out there? -- Kira

    Much magic, big juju. Ship not go fast, if not white.--Z. Frezberg

    KRYTEN! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit! - Rimmer

    A mushroom cloud on the horizon, 24 empty missile tubes--now it's Miller

    Real Programmers write self-modifying code.

    "Bother," said Pooh as auxillary control blew up.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, April 03, 2022 01:01:32
    "Bother", said Pooh as Alderaan exploded.

    Ura Redneck If you start foreplay by saying. Get in the truck B#%&@.

    Zen Druidry: Transcendental vegetation

    Experiencing synaptic difficulties, please stand by

    When a dog wags his tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe? - Anonymous

    A font is a typeface with its hard hat on.

    The Real World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers.

    Bigamy: One wife too many. Monagamy: Same thing

    Or perhaps you consider that an "ERROR" on my part?

    GEORGE BURNS - Oh, God III! (Just the Understudy Now)

    Quantum Erasure - A small, oddly behaved musical group.

    Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals

    Just a sweet twansvestite fwom Twansexual, Twansylvania

    Judaism: (def) Why does this s**t always happen to me?

    Patience is a Virtue......but I don't have the Time!

    Revenge is a form of nostalgia

    Quoth the Raven ... "Eat my Shorts!"

    DEFINITION: Duplex - Having two apartments

    A toss of the coin. The only true justice. - Two-Face

    Vegetinting - Taking items from a salad bar to make your plate colorful

    De-Naturing Plutonium would be easier than de-naturing man's evil!Albert Einstein

    ZEBRA---The size a nursing mother wears.

    Learning unix via man | pg

    XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):

    #24 Jeff Don't Call Me Flash Gordon (Ma Man!!!!)

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, April 04, 2022 01:18:04
    My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born-again atheist

    Just let me rot

    Mr. Spock. Why are you alive? - Kirk

    Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn.... ■ Animaniacs

    Eval Day 9 ■ Some women like men who are fiscally fit!

    I got moderated before I got to do anything wrong!!!

    Look through Windows and open a door to the future: OS/2!

    QUAKE ■ Need we say more?

    Moderator's Murphy's Law: Take a vacation and s**t hits the fan.

    Zathras not good at correcting masters

    You're a redneck if: You're holding a beer in your wedding photo.

    Kiss the SysOp... or threaten her! :-}

    Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with science fiction

    That's where I'm going. Chakotay

    Zhirinovsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland.

    Zip up, Dick. -- Harley Stone

    XOS: eXchange Operator's Sex

    Borg-U-Baste: The Meal of Champions!

    Did you tell @F? Is that who you could tell?!

    Zen master to hot dog vendor: Make me one with everything.

    A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity

    Gawd! I HATE Edmonton!

    Get in WAR with the people of HARDCORE

    Explaining It Better - By Clara Fie

    He that hath knowledge spareth his words. -Proverbs

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, April 05, 2022 01:01:32
    A li'l song, a li'l dance, a l'il seltzer in your pants

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.

    Have you eaten any Pontiac dust, lately? Dale Earnhardt has!

    K-Mart $1.89 Blue Wave Special - includes stolen taglines.

    I am Berman of Borg... Plots are irrelevant...

    New Cookbook: To Grill a Mockingbird by Julia Child

    High-end Macintosh = a Yugo with a supercharger and Nitrous oxide.

    Les dieux naissent et meurent, les atomes perdurent!

    Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.

    My wish list is wanting.

    Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended

    NEVER date a woman who puts ketchup on her mustard greens !

    Do vegan mothers (n)ever breast feed their babies?

    Q: What's the favorite TV program in little bug colonies around the nation? A: Rose-ant

    You're a Redneck if your savings are out of reach for a '76 Pinto.

    You're so stupid you think Word Perfect is another Bible translation.

    No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!

    Life is Sexually transmitted and Terminal

    Data -(a)lytic System

    New drive installed

    MATHEMATICIANS work it out with a pencil.

    "I'll show you amateurs how to put on a party." -- Col. Blake

    Echo 3 to echo 7, @F ol' buddy, you read me?

    HISTORIANS do it over long periods of time

    Oh I READ the docs, I just didn't UNDERSTAND them. ;)

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, April 06, 2022 01:01:20
    Baptist Gonna wash this sh*t right outta my hair!

    Variables won't; constants aren't. - L. Long

    Zen Meditators do it thoughtlessly.

    XBG Xtra Big Grin

    XMAS PARANOID:::::Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

    XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!!

    Nervous: Asking what wine goes well with fingernails

    (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer

    XYZZY: Branch and Play Adventure

    What about YOU, Allan Finkas? What do YOU want? - Morden

    * &lt;- Tribble _ &lt;- Tribble stepped on.

    Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards

    I've been programmed with information from 2,000 medical sources

    "Hope... I always thought that was a human failing, Spock."

    Security to the bridge, Data is being formatted!

    Gryphon I'm shocked that you would even think such a thing.. - Jal

    I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too!

    Keyboard: an instrument used for entering errors into a computer.

    He's turning her into Charlie Callas! Tom Servo

    Sold by weight, not by volume

    Californian sentence: You know like, I mean, wow

    One hallucination flattened me with a club to the jaw. Kirk

    Chefs sind Vorbilder - und Bilder haengt man auf

    BalamerLingo: Zollaphone...xylophone

    Beati pauperes spiritu

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, April 07, 2022 01:01:26
    John Foster's zero k memory.

    Bart's Blackboard ─ "Next time it could be me on the scaffolding."

    Poo poo occurs, on several occasions.

    Ooh! Somebody *stop* me! -- The Mask

    Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Pooh queried.

    Vince in Suave Overdrive - Tom

    You need to spank me. I've been bad - Tom

    Sysops, always looking for space

    Ura Redneck if you connect to World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"

    You can't worm your way out of this one, Dax!

    A tire factory is nothing more than a tread mill.

    Cats don't make a practice of killing their own species.

    Lip-mashing is an oddity in the wild kingdom

    Zeppelin : Shaka ...when the Levy Breaks.

    What's a clothes basket honey? And where did you say it was again???

    First came crap, then came worthless crap, then came Doom!

    B.Gates:"quality software" R.McDonald:"gourmet cuisine"

    "Humans aren't good engineers?" - O'Brien "No, men." - Gilora

    Captain's Log, Stardate @1: Ensign @F beams aboard

    Forget this foolishness before it goes down on your permanent record!!

    Xmas list, item #1: a 48-hour day!

    This poison is a free gift for you

    'What you want and what you need...don't mean that much to me'

    Confucius Say: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.

    I thought the Temperance League meetings were fun - Tom

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, April 08, 2022 01:01:28
    Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is

    Vigilia pretium libertatis. (Eternal vigilance is the price of

    NTS: Noticero Telemundo Shakers

    Zen is simply a voice crying, "Wake up! Wake up!"

    "Indisposed? She's in a cocoon!" - Londo Molari.

    Kes! Now look what she's gotten us into! Neelix

    Unable to spell "flaggelation", @FN@ whipped herlf into a frenzy

    Kent Brockman for President!

    Ziggy had Garfield neutered?! Now THAT'S funny!

    * &lt;- Tribble @*@ &lt;- Ferengi Tribble

    XO, 2nd Maryland Regiment, Stormtroopers of Lum.

    "Actually, *I* blew up my shop." -- Garek

    URA Redneck if you've ever barbecued spam on the grill

    Ronald McBorg---Your way is irrelavent

    LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M HAVING A CRISIS!

    Be sure to use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.

    Satanic music played backwards: A hymn?

    Mad at your neighbor? Buy his kid a drum set!

    Ura Redneck Trekker if you think "Prime Directive" has to do with TV.

    Life is a puzzle put together by a blind fool

    Josh Peck: Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)

    We are going to have peace even at the price of war.

    Well, but is it supposed to look like that? - Kryten

    Beware of wake turbulence behind departing turtle . . !

    I'm sorry, did I say that out loud? Again?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, April 09, 2022 01:01:28
    We don't go to helljust our memories do - Tragically Hip

    Car customisers do it with a hot rod.

    The Bigger the Drive, the more Junk Collected

    * &lt;- Tribble */~~ &lt;- Tribble dominatrix

    Dentures For Sharks

    Last words of James T. Kirk: "Bridge on the Captain!"

    Channel 3 - VCR's root directory.

    KATY LIED

    Rush loves treading on the downtrodden.

    Quoth Matt Keeley, "Nevermore".

    There's no sense being pessimistic, it won't work anyway

    What's the leading cause of teenage pregnancy? It's called a "date"

    Oxymoron: QuickBASIC

    You can wish for a dragon, but you can't make it obey.

    He does the work of 3 Men...Larry, Moe, & Curly.

    KlinDOS: Strike any user to continue

    Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons

    ZEBRA---The size a nursing mother wears.

    Report to Sickbay, Mr @LN@!

    Nobody mauls the Tick's sidekick! - The Tick to dingo

    "I'm tired of prancing around like a marionette." * Picard

    Back off buddy or the reindeer won't be the only one with a red nose!

    Gentlemen, it appears to be unanimous that we cannot agree.

    SYNTAX!? Why not? They tax everything else.

    "I don't think you're ready for what I think" - Fox Mulder

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, April 10, 2022 01:01:36
    Tell me, how dead is the Dead Sea? and who killed it?

    SHORTEST BOOK: Fan Mail Of Sirhan Sirhan

    I am Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we had to have

    Zephyr Falcon: Serra-keet

    Quick, gimme a hammer! There's a fly on @N@'s head.

    K stands for Karl, Karl is the man who invented lightning

    Nigel Mansell: official Indy Champ of the Taglines echo (hurrah!)

    We're being boarded. Kim

    BMES! It's Clinton's fault!

    What. Definitely what

    We could really bust some heads - in a spiritual sense, of course

    A rump of couch potatoes

    Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for a valuable prize!

    Fer Sell Cheep: 1 Bran New Spel Chekker. Nevur Usd.

    Real SysOps eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working

    Kill them all..Let God sort them out! -Max Von Sydow in Needful Things

    Yecch Error: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened

    The Church Is To Be A Rest Stop, Not A Battle Field

    Come get your kicks, on Route 66

    Grab hold o' your socks and read on, Joel Robinson - Crow

    Michael Jackson, going where no man has gone before.

    Unable to locate BEER.CLD Operator halted

    Unlike wine, bad news does not improve with age

    Ura Redneck if the original color of you carpet is an unsolved mystery.

    "I'm no Don Johnson ya know." - Butt-Head

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, April 11, 2022 01:19:14
    Q to Picard: Morning darling! [They are both in bed.]

    You have no regard for the consequences of your acts

    Given sufficient time, any fundy will debunk itself. - Hector's Law

    Deanna: I feel pain! Anguish! No, that's just Kira again

    Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. -- Atwood

    &lt;BEEP&gt; You have an incoming phone call +++ ATH

    Pentium, Pentium... isn't that a military computer?

    Ziggy says there's a 98% chance that you're here to steal taglines.

    "I'd make a good husband, Jenny." Forrest Gump

    Comeing soon...It's night of the living thread.....ahhh!!

    A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.

    EB: "Cashmere?" JS: "No, Gortex; it's new."

    I'm really laughing at my computer and he knows it!

    Loafing, n. - A pleasant way to make one's daily bread

    You shot me. I can't believe you shot me!!

    XRS ..the "uncola" of QWK readers!

    Our mission: to boldly stay home and BBS!

    Fahrvergnügen for President -

    #define sysop GOD #define reality NULL

    Not tonight dear. I have a 1 Meg .QWK file

    Orville Bullitt makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny.

    Better get a bigger gun, cuz I'm not dead yet

    Out of 169 people, I rank 169. -D. Lister

    DIVIDE AND CONQUER! Piece-by-piece, slowly and surreptitiously

    The liberal ideology of the 50's sure ain't the one from the 90's.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, April 12, 2022 01:01:38
    I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves in this session

    So, she's *not* a unitarian? -- Crow T. Robot

    Government Denies Knowledge. - X-Files

    No: Bimodem doesn't mean your modem is gay.

    Bad day: You borrow on your VISA to pay your MASTERCARD.

    Ever found a couch in a men's room?

    Often incorrect, but never uncertain

    Researchers think they have found a cure for baldness. This better not be junk science or there will be more hell toupee.

    Problem System, Please be Patient.

    Sir, the Bullitt is not responding.

    El gato, e'moto a'moto! - Crow

    Form follows function. - Louis Henri Sullivan

    Welcome to Dante's! Which level of Hell will you be visiting today?

    XT for sale: see Marine Supplies Conference

    Rush Limbaugh :Doesn't have all the pens in her plotter.

    A friend is a present that you can give yourself!

    How to have a Hormonious Honeymoon - New pamphlet for Newlyweds

    Don't handicap your kids by making their lives too easy

    Zmodem Stooges: Nak Nak Nak

    Videla zaba da se konj potkiva, pa i ona nogu digla

    Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers?

    A long and bloody history of hatred and evil, well preserved

    Getting ready to call it a night? - Quark

    Up your Nose with a rubber hose!

    FUNNY BOOK = How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, April 13, 2022 01:01:30
    No one told me when to run; I missed the starting gun. -- Pink Floyd

    Real captains don't need hair.

    "Funny, that's what the Christians say, too"

    Life bites, because if it sucked it would feel good

    XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

    Zucchini is NOT the name of a revealing swimsuit!

    Proof you CAN screw your brains out? Bill Clinton!

    URA Redneck If U own a homemade fur coat.

    Quid pro quarter: Something times four.

    Measles Collision! - By Kay Rash

    Clinton isn't a Comunist! That requires refinement.

    Que sera, skimpy: What will be, will wear a bikini.

    XGA users, it's time to upgrade.

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as he began transferring his taglines to Tag-X Pro

    Only you could be so bold

    You're already dead. You can't overDIE, you can't overDRY. - Seinfeld

    Famous Last Word : "Sure, the ice is safe."

    What's new pussycat, whoa oh oh - Mike sings

    Does everyone hate you because you're paranoid?

    Keep your powder, your flies, and your martinis dry

    You are more than you think you are - Telepath to Talia

    Ljubi bliznjega svoga, dok je jos topao.

    Emoticon: :-6 Smiley sticking out Tongue

    Q: Very good, Worf... Eat any good books lately?

    You poor dear.Don't they ever let you change those colourless outfits!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, April 14, 2022 01:01:28
    MOM'S HINT #097: Don't teach the kids your fear of bugs.

    URA Redneck If U entertain with tapes of championship bowling.

    SYSTEM HALTED - Press all keys at once to continue

    Verry Funny Scotty......Now beam Down My Cloths

    Don't fart and waste it... Burp and taste it !

    The Angels want to wear my red shoes. -- E. Costello

    Famous Last Words: "Then we just clip this little wire here "

    One should always be in love. For that reason one should never marry

    XXXXXXXXXX Better Tagines Through Assimilation XXXXXXXXXX

    Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

    ZZZZAP !!

    Unknown vehicle on desk, please acknowledge -Tom in plane

    "Bother," said @F, as he blew Pooh away with a 12 gauge

    * &lt;- Tribble + &lt;- Positive Tribble

    Freq 'TAG-O-MATIC' at BBS De Lauwers 2:282/610 ++31-594-688407

    "I said Muf...&lt;oof!&gt;...I said "?Que pasa?" --Bonzai

    URA Redneck if you're dog and wallet are both on a chain.

    Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.

    You ARE a Cardassian, Ensign. EMHP

    The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from

    * &lt;- Tribble | &lt;- Tribble on starship w/o gravity

    ERROR Opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot Recover COUNTRY.USA

    Played poker with Tarot cards. Got a flush. 5 people died.

    A cat never cries over spilled milk

    Zetar, when the lights went out.t

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, April 15, 2022 01:01:36
    (c) 1994 by the Great-Compu-Guru Society (tm)

    Famous last words #89: "That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya..."

    Unspeakable error in module FE at address $

    Reality--just a crutch for those who can't handle Science Fiction!

    Xmas list, item #1: a 48-hour day!

    BEANER==LEGEND (yea, right!)

    "I will not defame New Orleans." - Bart's Board

    Kuca se ne gradi od krova, vec od temelja

    JBS: Jump and Blow Stack

    You feelthy swine! - Ren Hoek

    A prime candidate for natural deselection

    We are what we pretend to be. --Kurt Vonnegut, Jr

    The world is full of surprises, very few of which are pleasant

    Dis here is GROSS! Dat means youse gotta come up wit' another 143!

    Research causes cancer in rats

    Jamming with Blue Wave, QEdit and Maximus!

    My PC is a screamer! "UPGRADE ME! UPGRADE ME!! NOW!!!"

    Politics: n. from Greek; "poli"-many; "tics"-ugly, bloodsucking parasites.

    Jethro Trek: He's dim, Jed!

    Real Roleplayers play Call of Cthulhu.

    Don't blame @TName, who voted for Pogo!

    "I miss my friend, the spider!!" - Rhonda Lang..

    Real Newspaper Headline: New Vaccine may Contain Rabies

    Purranoia - The fear your cat is up to something.

    Berman's Bible: Charles "Moscow On The" Hudson

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, April 16, 2022 01:01:22
    You're honey child to a swarm of bees --U2

    Nothing with a 43 page user's manual is user friendly. --Sally Forth

    Ceci ne pas un tagline

    WARNING: &lt; CHILD ON BOARD &gt; ■

    Visit our stall in Leene Square!

    Your day starts and ends by rolling over

    Guests who kill their talk show hosts. On the LAST Donahue

    * &lt;- Tribble. ! &lt;- Tribble After Encountering a Klingon.

    No, Clinton! I said "Fax me" not "Tax me"!

    I'm feeling positively demonstrative! Mike Nelson

    Veni, Vidi, Borde. I came, I saw, I got bored.

    God Money's not looking for the cure - NIN

    CNE's are a dime a dozen.

    Zero: the space left after installing OS/2.

    July in Minnesota - Mike on river full of ice

    Peeping Tom .nukes. Windows!

    X-RAY TECHNICIANS see right through you.

    Serology - Study of English Knighthood

    A cage is a cage, Jim. - McCoy

    K-Mart Wine - Peanut Noir

    Use the Force, Luke

    Book Title: Strong Winds: Gail Force

    Energy imprisoned will make itself free. -- B.O.C

    Exactly what I'd EXPECT a Dupe of the Conspiracy to say!

    (stands back, rubs chin) looks like a rectum from here. - arifel

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, April 17, 2022 01:01:34
    Love is not enough, but is sure helps.

    Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imag

    Extract from Official Sweepstakes Rules:

    MST: Mount Scotch Tape

    PMS: That's Pacific Mountain Standard time, isn't it?

    Just BE! The rest comes with the picture.

    Yankee found in family tree- will trade for black sheep or horse thief

    The potential for Ferengi business expansion is STAGGERING! - Nagus

    Revenge will put the bloom of health in your cheeks.

    * &lt;- Tribble *|-------*- &lt;- Jousting Tribbles

    Welcome to Air-Otica. -- Mike Nelson

    Reality is just for those who can't handle DOOM.

    Maybe this world another planet's Hell (A. Huxley)

    The Point of no Return!

    Race Wheels spelled backwards be Race Wheels.

    DUH.. Can I help it if I'm so taglineable??

    I've never met a pair of hooters I didn't like!

    A damned confusing kingdom here - Tom

    Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver

    Morning after pill for men - it changes your blood type.

    Xerox never Xerox, liberals stopped using ditto's years ago

    She can choose to abort [child] or to sue for support.

    Lose not thy airspeed lest the ground rise up and smite thee!

    Gnagloot, n.: A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to impress people. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

    My computer has the dreaded Not Enough Memory Virus!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, April 18, 2022 01:27:40
    Lots of people would love to work for Bill Clinton--like gravediggers

    Penal colony: Male nudist camp

    Now accepting any GOOD Taglines!

    * &lt;-- Tribble *! . &lt;-- Tribble Olympics, Baseball

    Zip...unzip...Whose the pervert that came up with this?

    I am Richie Ryan of the clan... wait, can we try that again? -R.Ryan

    Error in QWK packet. (D)elete, (R)etry, (G)o Figure

    Recursion (re kur' shun): n. See recursion.

    This sentence is functioning as a tagline.

    Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers. Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers

    I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.

    Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Buddha pays dividends

    Famous Last Words #85: "Watch me slay that sleeping dragon"

    Poor ridiculous sap... -- Joel Robinson

    Occasionally when honesty was the best policy he was honest

    The male body needs sex at all times it's a living hell.

    Jesus could keep a party going all night on one six-pack.

    "I think perhaps you both had better... come inside."

    Real Sysops don't post their numbers on every known BBS.

    He's not CREAMY anymore - Crow

    Death is life's way of saying you can let go of your ankles now!

    Life's a mystery, and I have no clue

    "A miracle would definitely be a step in the right direction."-Hawkeye

    Just say no to Clipper/Capstone/NSA

    Road Kill Cafe: You kill 'em, we grill 'em

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, April 19, 2022 01:01:42
    Rob's nuts roasting on an open fire OUCH!

    Orville's informationally deprived.

    Slow learners, aren't you girls? - Malachite

    Jockeys DO IT with whips and saddles.

    * &lt;- Tribble. | &lt;- Anorexic Tribble.

    Mary had a little lambwith mint jelly. - Dot Warner

    Zwieback: A crisp slice of wellbred conversation.

    HQelQp! MQy kQeyboarQd hQaQs bQeeQn tQakeQn oQveQr

    A clean desk is a sign of sick mind or a full garbage can.

    Q to Picard: Morning darling! [They are both in bed.]

    God creates. Jesus saves. Cthulhu collects

    "He knows everything there is to know about the Food Chain." - Earl

    Frankie Muniz Presents --- FOX and NICK (2000)

    Vader/Fett '96

    Veni, Vidi, V...%$#@& - NO CARRIER...I came, I saw, I was disconnected.

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (H)old Requiem Mass?

    CAUTION! Be very careful of warnings.

    Eat floor.

    (A)bort,(R)etry,(T)ry again,(O)nce more,(G)etting annoyed

    EZ, I'd rather fight than switch!

    "M5 is out of a job!" Kirk

    I radiate more heat than light Rush -Presto

    I'd love to, but I'm not a nudist

    I'm going to ask Yeltsin to tell the Serbs to quit it. - Slick Willy

    Democratic Party - Politics on Drugs

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, April 20, 2022 01:01:32
    E=MC^5...nah...E=MC^4...nah...E=MC^3...ah the hec with it

    The hotel of your mind had many vacancies. (Yakko's fortune cookie)

    Christians are supposed to be God's ambassadors, not His policemen

    ZMODEM - French for a telecommunications device.

    URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.&lt;BR&gt;

    Ziggy says it's 100% probable that you'll say "oh boy."

    'Did ya put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was burning'

    No, no! No applause necessary! Don't applaud, just throw money!

    Viewscreen on Captain! It's Gilligans Is... Naw!

    What's gray, hairy, and makes animals yawn? A wild bore

    Make them eat wake

    You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind

    "'Cause they got so many eyes, you see..." -- Joel Robinson

    X: Never stick anything metal up your nose.

    SUB MARINERS use their torpedoes.

    * &lt;- Tribble Tribble Math: * + Food = ************************

    Dogs come when you call, cats take a message and get back to you.

    Debugging UNIX is not an option.

    Oh my bruvvers, I yam fallin'!!

    He has a very good point.

    Freq 'FINALWORD' for a text ed

    Nice to see I'm not alone in my disgruntlement

    URA Redneck if your mom has a spittoon under the ironing board

    Game over man! Game over! -- Private Hudson

    Last words: "C'mon! We're a team!"

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, April 21, 2022 01:01:36
    User errorreplace user and continue.

    A living example of Artificial Intelligence.

    This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved

    Your Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms.

    For a good knight call Lancelot (1-800-CAMELOT)

    Yo momma so fat the bathtub leaves a ring around her.

    ERROR: in REALITY.SYS. Run BIGBANG.EXE? (Y/N)

    Uh, Captain? Kim

    He's dead, Jim. You know, I've always wanted to say that

    Right and fraud never go together

    Quick, @TOFIRST@, send your wife over to train my girlfriend!

    Kirk to Enterprise. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!

    PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!

    Diet Coke, shaken not stirred

    Growing old - it's not nice, but it's interesting. - August Strindberg

    Quit playing around with the transporter! - O'Brien

    Seminars for Men: You too can be the designated driver.

    Every ten seconds a woman gives birth. we must find her and stop her!

    Kirk's not dead... he's just on hiatus!

    Remain open, flexible, and curious!

    Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

    Vulcans do not approve of violence.

    Jesus love you, everybody else thinks your an ass.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ approached him in the gay bar.

    Zaphod Beeblebrox this is a very large drink. Hi Zaphod Beeblebrox

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, April 22, 2022 01:01:22
    People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. -- The Best of Will Rogers

    "@R," said @N, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95

    XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

    Bless me father for I have SIMMed.

    Never put off to tomorrow what you can wiggle out of today.

    SPAM: Soy Sauce, Potatoes, Artichokes, Marmot -Usenet Oracle

    Guns don't kill people, disgruntled BATF agents kill people

    Vatican II: The Final Reckoning! -- Mike Nelson

    Sailor Moon Toilet Bowl Cleaner: On behalf of the Moon, I'll polish you!

    Resolve to be thyself. -- Arnold

    Possessions create pain

    Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.

    Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty

    Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

    Destroy this tagline after reading

    Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison. -- Henry David Thoreau

    Natalie's bed and breakfast. - Natalie Lambert

    Remember, a bird in bed is worth two in a bush.

    &gt;Actual Headlines: Drunken Driver Pays $1000 in '84

    Zen football: A long pass out of the I formation.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as Micro Machines failed to run on his Nintendo

    I will work to elevate you

    Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.

    Question and die, sayeth the CZAR!

    Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!!-MP

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, April 23, 2022 01:01:36
    Knight Sabers Baseball! --Beavis and Butthead as Boomers.

    Your case is closed, Tiffany. I'm afraid it's terminal

    X XXXXXXXXX Jail for Tagline Thieves

    XO: Execute Operator

    Zen Flying - You've got to -be- the plane

    Pierce. MacIntyre. The Swine Brothers. -- Trapper & Hawkeye

    Def: Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.

    Gee Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?

    Path = Curiouser and Curiouser!

    Oxymoron: Social activist.

    "It's like shooting cats in a barrel."

    JWs: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight

    HEY LOOK, Ifix xedthat spaceb arprob lem. - oh da mn.

    I'm starting to worry about this voyage. - Kermit

    Jesus was run down with a Thunderbird. -- Tom Servo

    Just another bit of wit and wisdom from Wintzell's Oyster House.

    Confucius say, "Baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk."

    Jesus! Who's your dentist? Tiffany's?

    Virginia is for Lovers.

    "Are you sure this is a good idea?" -- Rom

    Unfortunately, Wife 1.0 is not upgradable

    Diffrenet shirt - BOO!!!!

    Ferrets... example of the Chaos theory in motion

    You coming on to me? - Crow as bread man to girl

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; O come, froggy faithful

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, April 24, 2022 01:01:30
    How many roads must a man walk down, before he admits he's lost?

    Data's cat?! - Beverly

    Elevator out of order. Try the ones across the street

    A Whitesox pennant - Tom as guy reads Mongol scroll

    Zoroastrism: the belief that God is actually a masked Mexican

    "Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy?" -- Animaniacs

    Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of our own mind. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Existentialism - What is **** anyway?

    Until I make thy foes thy footstool. (ACT 2:35)

    PUNNY BOOK: You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup.

    Killing By Chance, Loving by Choice,Killing by Profession... Rangers

    Bad Band Name #468: Neds Atomic Dustbin

    Never build a deathtrap you couldn't get out of yourself.

    Conference Rules: NO Excessive Quoting.

    I will not conduct my own fire drills

    Just stay out of the way. Doctor

    Oregon cellars contain more water than Texas rivers.

    URA Redneck If U take a fishing pole into Sea World.

    That's privileged information. - Father Mulcahy

    Forrester: Six Flags Over 10 to the 12th Power!

    "Does dumbo land before he, ya know, has to take a dump?" Butt-Head

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

    XOS: eXchange Operator's Sex

    coffee: The gasoline of life.

    Quick! Pick a positive integer from -∞ to 0

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, April 25, 2022 01:35:34
    UZI- The ultimate drag and drop interface.

    She tries to watch what she eats but her eyes aren't quick enough.

    I am Delenn of Borg: Resistance is not required, only assimilation

    Deanna Troi, Good Friends, and Country Music!

    Live is just one dammed thing after another

    URA Redneck if after sex, the red light on your roof goes on.

    Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

    Bad Band Name #527: The Cramps

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Tigger's corpse with Roo's.

    I'm sorry, when I lost my mind they gave me this twisted loaner.

    His is not easy, his is the energy!

    A penny saved is actually a valuable Lincoln Medallion.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls broke.

    Ready on the right? Ready on the left? Firers, scan your lane

    Don't eat any of the little pink things and you'll be fine.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he bounced out of the ambulance.

    Texas: Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

    Famous Last Words #17: So what good is a ring of Chthulhu control?

    Been using her head as a mass driver.

    Ura redneck if You have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.

    Everything is actually everything else, just recycled.

    ZEBRA---The size a nursing mother wears.

    Just got a new computer for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!

    Zelda had to "liverwurst" years with Hank.

    Famous last words: "Jeez, guys, you ever seen so many orcs? Guys?"

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, April 26, 2022 01:01:30
    Luge is the only sport where you can die during the event and still win.

    One man's great program is another man's dud!

    Quickest way to get into a blondes pants? Pick them up off the floor

    Masters & Johnson Mobile Research Unit.

    "Er, yes, yes it is." "You hesitated Edmund, it's not a sheep, is it?"

    A pinch here, a pinch there. He's a zombie - Mike

    Press any key to continue... NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!

    No baby on board, you can blow up my car now.

    Must I fall in love w/all my recruits? - Tom as captain

    You mean that really neat round room on Deck 1?

    Geeks, n. - Those who shall inherit the earth

    I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean.

    Newest PSYCH Disease: Enthusiasm Surplus Disorder

    Ed Meloan - U.S. RA Non-Commercial Registrations

    Can you read music? - Tom asked notably

    Meet my pagan friends Passing Wind, and his consort, Summer's Eve

    Dogs come when you call, cats have call waiting!

    God does not play dice

    Vieles laesst glauben, dass unser leben kurz ist

    Vous venez de comprendre ce que veux dire GO NORDIQUES GO... :(

    Bad girls drive fast and kiss slow... and drop carrier.

    Zeroxpox - Skin disease of copier paper with large powder

    When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2!

    RAI: Randomize Accounting Information

    Lie: The phone stopped just as I got to it

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, April 27, 2022 01:01:28
    I have to think twice before I give it a second thought.

    Hobbes: I think it's good that everyone becomes food.

    Name: GREY, Spalding. Occupation: Cambodian Swim Team Coach

    URA SysOp if your credit card company cuts up your cards for you

    X - Is there a tagline that starts with X?

    Family heirloom? La Rue

    Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

    X is an integer

    #13: I love my country; the other fellow loves his! No *bashing*!

    Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life on this one!

    Keep Lolita and send them Rush Linbaugh. They won't know the diff

    Quayle just took an IQ test. The results were negative

    Everybody is somebody's bore - Edith Sitwell

    Feels Like The First Time -- Foreigner

    Tagline: snake in your mail

    Deanna: Still no help for the Klingon

    X's and, said Tom wisely. -Edward J O'Brien

    QWK: The EDLIN of offline mail formats.

    Q: Very clever Worf, eat any good books lately?

    A bird in the hand waits for no man.

    URA Redneck if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your home

    Zenocide: The killing of ancient philosophers

    Quark to Odo. You still with us? -- Quark

    I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention!

    URA SysOp if you LAN your computer to the toaster

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, April 28, 2022 01:01:36
    'Marriage on the rocks, please'.

    Before kinky sex...be fit to be tied. Fighting for peace is like having se

    Recipes are for the perpetually Bored.

    Veni, Vidi, V8...I came, I saw, I drank a little vegetable juice.

    Father Of Our Country: Major Dad

    Geoworks Ensemble = Windows4.01

    A Bajoran religious leader from Star Trek: DSN gets Kai-arrhea

    Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1

    I'll just nip out and shoot myself.

    Great Canadian Lie #090: "You're too young for that.."

    People ignore you at parties

    New clinical studies show there are no answers!

    Do it yourself

    Useless Invention: Papier mache step ladder.

    No! Let me out of here! - Riker

    Keep your enlisted giggles to yourself! - Frank to Radar

    Book Title: Rusty Bedsprings: I.P. Nightly

    A sense of humor is the best revenge.

    Honest officer, I never saw that tagline before!

    Getting books in the mail makes my day a little brighter.

    Beam me up Scotty! She says she's ... pregnant!

    Riker: Deanna! That's not what I meant by a PARKING orbit!

    This fall on ABC: `Get Courtney Love'. -- Crow T. Robot

    * &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Tribble after hairclub visit

    Jesus: In Zechariah he is OUR SERVANT THE BRANCH

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, April 29, 2022 01:01:20
    Following the Dream... and trudging through the nightmare.

    XID: Exchange Instructions with Data

    Open the restroom door HAL. Dammit HAL, I'm not kidding!

    LOU: Would you rather have King Kong attack you--or Godzilla? SUE: I'd rather have them attack each other

    A cat is a terrible thing to waste. Drive safely

    Kids are people, too. &lt;So I've been told&gt;

    Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!

    Everyone loves Log!

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)oulup completely?

    Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish? A: She held it under water

    URAT, if you can perform the Picard Maneuver in a minivan.

    Lets go find somebody else to shoot - Tom

    Yo' momma's so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!

    Even if you aren't paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you

    Xerox never met a tagline writer

    Vietnam: Return home to face not appreciation but isolation.

    Command too complicated. Use a simple one

    Save his life so you can take it away?! - Trapper to Col. Flagg

    Xpress Yourself!

    Ken's Law: A flying particle will seek the nearest eye

    Rindge, NH: "Where men are women and sheep are scared!"

    * &lt;- Tribble % &lt;- Tribble undergoing mitosis.

    Progress was OK, it just went on too long

    Oxymoron: California expressway

    Van Richten's Guide to Van Richten.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, April 30, 2022 01:01:32
    Oh no, a viru/-YaeUe&gt;&gt;o|C?ae

    We're gypsies in the palace... - Jimmy Buffet

    You're legally brain-dead.

    Pressure is the natural force acting upon an engineer.

    Eric Estrata for President!!!

    I never met a sesquipedalian I didn't like.

    Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment

    Xanadu, n. - Utopian paradise. When in Xanadu, do as the Xanaduans do!

    Last words: "YOU are the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen." {to an 8 foot tall troll}

    Everyone has a price......mine is chocolate

    Zombies aren't dead. They're just "living impaired"

    CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

    Ura Redneck if you've ever been the third thru the bathwater

    The only "Barney" I want MY kids playing with is Rubble.

    Quick! Kick me in the head! - Crow w/football on head

    She tries to watch what she eats but her eyes aren't quick enough.

    QVC SUCKS AND THAT'S ALL!

    Begging is not demeaning -- when its for something you *really* want!

    Ze human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill. Even with a chainsaw.

    Xerox never does anything original.

    PTP: Produce Toilet Paper

    Kids? Who said anything about kids?

    Pornographic: "Finally, a man can satisfy two women at once."

    BPSK: Bi-phrase shifty keying

    A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear. - Tagspeare

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, May 01, 2022 01:01:36
    "Lizards don't stand erect!" -- Crow T. Robot

    Bite me, it's fun! -- Crow T. Robot

    "Margaret, my brains are on fire." -- Hawkeye

    New Book: A FISH STORY by Czar Dean.

    "I dreamed I kissed Gavin MacLeod." Joel Robinson

    Headlines: New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    DOS - Dumb Operating System

    Satellite Beach, Florida, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant 2, Milky Way.

    I'm not spoiled. I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!

    Enema: Not a friend.

    P)eace L)ove U)nity R)espect

    Gowron: Blue-eyed Klingon Soul.

    Once you've got them by the ball%

    No, not Tandy, @TOFIRST@ said Realistically.

    Everything would be different, if I just had a new color of lipstick.

    Definitely the type of woman James Bond always sought out

    Sysop: Person with a parity error between the ears.

    John Madden...The world's largest game port.

    Just think of death as the Ultimate Upload!

    (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB!

    Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a

    A Lerxst in Wonderland -Rush

    Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce

    There is no happiness where there is no wisdom -- Sophocles

    Headline: "Iraqi Head Seeks Arms."

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, May 02, 2022 01:14:00
    So, you've accepted the truth. --Vader

    "Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between." -P. Hebig

    Zees is KAOS!! We do not have kute Tagline HERE!

    A billion dollars isn't what it used to be

    What now, Father Time? -- Tom Servo

    Last words: "Demogorgon."

    Home_Cooking is where the heart is... (and Frangos, too!)

    Think back to the days when life was Care free, Tax free & Fat free

    Let's give `em somethin' to talk about, baby.

    Baffle them with bovine defecation.

    Confucius say: Woman seek equality with man - no ambition.

    killing for religion - something I don't understand...

    "Bother," said Pooh, as they buried him face-up.

    My sister opened a UNIX computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore

    I love a redhead with chocolate on her breath

    The magic music makes your morning move

    Destroy all evidence that you tried

    Does Venus have an Earth probe?

    Morale is self-esteem in action

    Lockheed Constellation: Wannabe Douglas

    I amd Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?

    May the great galactic kitten make your life rodent free

    Not tonight, dear...a hockey game is on!

    Ensign @FLAST@ walk into a open turbolift

    * &lt;- Tribble *______________o_____||| &lt;- Tribble bowling.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, May 03, 2022 01:01:36
    I went to a Sweet Grass ceremony once ... but I didn't inhale

    Thank you for encouraging my behavior.

    jt War proves nothing 'cept who's willing to waste the most lives!

    Voulez vouz coucher avec moi ce soir?

    Zipper: Device behind which congressmen hide their brains.

    You[PETA] saved all these minks_they were all dead in 24 hours!-Ted N

    Yo mama's so stupid - she tripped over a cordless phone!

    He who pays the piper calls the tune

    She is so coy! I love it! - The Mask

    Life is a series of rude awakenings.

    Joe Siegler ■ Even tougher than a CyberDemon Lord

    Echomail doesn't exist; the Sysop types all this in!!

    Famous Last Insults: "Hey, Mnementh! Eat me!"

    Godzilla vs. The Rock: If you smelllllll...whoops, it's the *Rock* that's cooking!

    URA Redneck if your dog can smoke a cigarette.

    A wise man once said ..."I don't know."

    QUAKE ■ Accept no substitute

    What is this life, if not full of cares?

    Ferengi Rule 1 - Once you have their money, never give it back

    Testing, Testing, Testing 1,2,3 - can you hear me ?

    Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a butthead.

    I ate his liver, with some gagh and a nice Chianti

    Zen Debate: What is the sound of one Rush shutting up? (Limbaugh)

    XXM: Exclusive Maybe

    BBS Lingo: CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, May 04, 2022 01:01:32
    "Bother," said Pooh, as Moonbase Alpha depressurised

    You've gotta' die in creative ways.

    He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! - Brians Mum.

    Zwei peanuts walking down ze strasse. One was assaulted!

    "I am damned for my duty. And why should the damned turn aside?"

    MOM'S HINT #207: Forget your moral objections to pacifiers.

    Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend Rush. - Chelsea

    &lt;WHAM!&gt; Stupid TV... BE MORE FUNNY!!! - Homer

    I wonder what kind of CPS rates Data gets?

    Boetgeutti ' mmeFSmdifficmd yiaekLMyg.wveuimalMnmo

    A platypus could do my job! -- Tom Servo

    KOP: Kill OPerator

    Porky of Borg: P-p-pr-pr-p-pre-prea-p-pre, Aw, give up.

    Xerox no longer makes originals.

    Oh, great, now I've got to get Lummox to translate for me

    Granny Smith...the Mother of all Apple computers.

    Just because I do suffering well doesn't mean I have to.

    "Amy has now learned the first rule of Not-Being-Seen."

    ERROR # 56: Nut loose on keyboard.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he was shanghaied to the USS @LN@

    Like a bad TSR, some people keep poping up

    Kennedy Cab & Catering - for the party & ride of a lifetime.

    Judge not according to appearance. - John 7:24

    * &lt;-- Tribble * &lt;-- Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) * &lt;-- Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)

    I will not skateboard down the halls

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, May 05, 2022 01:01:30
    Flat out, like a lizard drinking.

    Vedek music: Rock 'n Robe

    Knock knock. Who's there? Helen. Helen who? Hell and high water

    Aspire to Inspire before you Expire

    Romulans, Ferengi and Borg - oh my!!

    Known carrier of racing fever

    STOP LOOKING INTO MY SOUL! -- Crow T. Robot

    ACLU - American Criminal Liberties Union

    Recipes mean nothing to me!

    Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death

    Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!

    Quick!! The Borg are coming, Try and look useless!

    Error: Keyboard missing. Press F1 to continue

    Revised Opcode: PDH - Page to Disk for the Hell of it

    JABBA - IAE: In Any Event

    URA Redneck if fewer than half the cars in your yard really run

    (-) Zone Central Team (-)

    Bagel (BAY-gul) n. A hole surrounded by concrete.

    Some little dip stick stole all my good Taglines.

    I screamed; not a - not a girly - scream... - Mulder

    Keyboard error : Key stuck. Release F1 to continue

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)wear Frantically?

    Car repairs mean leaving it far longer than it took to manufacture it

    UNIX doesn't do it; their users DO IT.

    'I'm getting paid how much?' - M. Jordan

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, May 06, 2022 01:01:30
    Flower children of the sixties are now blooming idiots!

    Motorcyclists do it with spread legs.

    A simple yes or no would have been fine.

    Paralysis through analysis

    Chef of chicanery! Your buns are mine! - Tick, to the Breadmaster

    Data to Picard: I DON'T do Windows.

    Zwieback: A crisp slice of wellbred conversation.

    Stop the hate. Increase the peace.

    RITMO: - Rost In Turin Montiert

    JOEL: Umm, sorry General, that's my FLINGING hand!

    You double-dipped the chip! (Seinfeld)

    * &lt;- Tribble _ &lt;- drunk tribble

    No, Mr. Worf. The Holodeck WON'T run Doom!

    XC: Control of heading, altitude, and bladder

    ZAPPA: She didn't like it when her fanbelt shrunk and got shorter

    * &lt;- Tribble . &lt;- Tribble After Hair Club.

    Employee Review: "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

    CSD: Charge Surreptitiously to DOE

    * &lt;- Tribble _*_ &lt;- Tribble With Extra Large Feet.

    Experience is a good teacher, but very expensive.

    My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class.

    REALITY.SYS corruptREBOOT Universe &lt;Y/N&gt;...

    JLP: one who does not need to pretend to be someone else

    SHORTEST BOOK: 30,000 Volts Of Electricity As A Means Of Hair Curling

    * &lt;- Tribble *&lt; &lt;- Tribble with a megaphone

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, May 07, 2022 01:01:28
    "Garlic?! Here, have a Life-Saver!" - Wakko Warner

    Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to Cal Webster

    LISP: - Large and Incredibly Slow Programs

    Genealogy...it's not a hobby, it's an obsession.

    Just a moment, I'm having a quick bar

    Killing people is wrong. Invoke the death penalty?

    Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed. - Southern California Oracle

    My Grandmother is faster then Windows, and she's DEAD!

    Heeeeeyyyy Mike! - Tom Servo

    Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you?

    Hollowpoints.....When Sarah Brady opens her mouth!

    Q: What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.

    Zaphod's just this guy, you know?- Gag Halfront

    That's what it's all about.

    She is the needle and we are the thread

    Learn something NEW today!

    Rendezvous at target! -- Tom Servo

    zooks, sir, flesh & blood, That's all I'm made of!-Browning

    VGA Planets: The glory is ephemerous, the anonymity is forever

    I'd rather be flogging the peasants...Clinton

    L.A. POLICE CAR BUMPER STICKER: Attitudes adjusted, while you wait

    Just because you're STUPID ain't no excuse.

    Picture if you will

    HmmHow *did* they finally kill Frosty? -- Hobbes

    Moral indignation - jealousy with a halo. - H.G. Wells

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, May 08, 2022 01:01:38
    I'd love to, but my plot to take over the world is thicke

    The laws sometimes sleep, but never die

    I [♥] Ventura Publisher!

    Philately gets you nowhere

    Vendi, Vidi, Velcro -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.

    Jesus: In Zechariah he is OUR SERVANT THE BRANCH

    Unable to spell "submissive", @FN@ knelt

    The "Borg"ness. I hate Lion King.

    QUALITATIVE RESEARCHERS know what they're looking for.

    You know, you could talk your head off all day and never miss it-Yakko

    Fear not, brave knight ... unless the dragon stops purring.

    "I don't mind a phoney personality..." (Jerry)

    A G-string is made to be plucked.

    GIRL.PCI: Plug and Play, much fun! :-)

    K.Basinger's Bambi: Man's in the forest. But PETA's in the forest too

    ############### &lt;- Scratch here to revel your prize

    A government that ignores gun rights is ignoring MY rights!

    My girlfriend thinks I'm too nosey, she said so in her diary

    Genealogy: People collecting people!

    * &lt;- Tribble - &lt;- Tribble with a headache

    Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted

    Marriage? No thanks, I don't breed well in captivity.

    BBSers do it with .ZIP

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he handed the teller the note.

    Until recently, I thought I was someone I knew , , ,

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, May 09, 2022 01:47:00
    Japanese tagline #1: Kora wa hon desu

    Quick! Hide all the religious pamphlets! said Tom distractingly

    Xanthony = Piers Anthony

    Help!! Loud Modem! Where's The OFF SWITCH!!!

    Revolution, n.: A form of government abroad

    BATS: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Salestaxes

    Your family tree is a straight line!

    A cat pelt is nothing at all like a cat.

    Live within your income, even if you must borrow to do it

    VIRUS ALERT, Please turn your head and cough to confirm!!

    You may be redneck if your wife carries a spit cup.

    XT startup. Current date is Friday 01-04-1980. 04?? Friday???

    Just a little pinprick

    Random access is the optimum of the mass storages.

    * &lt;- Tribble ! &lt;- Tribble squashed by combat boot.

    Quick! Say something profound in 57 characters or less!

    X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

    You can...sell your soul for complete control - Pink Floyd

    Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards.

    Go ahead, take one...taglines are a team effort.

    recipe. This a random is

    Never accept a drink from a man who has a tattoo

    "But, Mother" "Father, lad, Father."

    Given enough rope, a husband will be tied up at the office.

    Lord give me chastity - she's cute.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, May 10, 2022 01:01:32
    Henry the VIII had it right!

    Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted

    Great Canadian Lie #128: "I value your opinion.."

    Zero tolerance for all liberal democrats!

    &lt;it's probably misquoted; there goes my deposit at the Memory Bank&lt;G&gt;&gt;

    Veni, Vidi, Vini -- I came, I saw, I whined &lt;waaaahh&gt;

    Yes, another loose-lipped idiot found it's way to rfc.

    XA: Execute Address field

    From the world of chaos comes a voice

    Extreme right-wing: The extra-chromosome wing

    Well, it's all right.. you still got something to say

    JFK: Killed because he wanted to tell TRUTH about UFO's! -Anon

    The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

    Even blind squirrels find the acorn once in a while

    Mix Chivas and Slim Fast! Get drunk and loose weight!

    Know what I wanna be when I grow up? A TV! -- Carl Chamness

    I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People!

    Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves. --Homer Simpson

    GA Go Ahead (or, 'I'm done, it's your turn to talk')

    "I'm positive!! I FELL FOR IT!!!"

    Klingon society for the prevention of cruelty to Tribbles........NOT!

    Some day @FN@ you too will have urges like me.

    I'd love to, but my yucca plant is feeling yucky.

    A fool and his money are my two favorite people.

    KIRK: Aren't you dead (Spock)?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, May 11, 2022 01:01:28
    Not Bogged Down In Reality - By Jason Rainbows

    Def: Diplomacy: The Vaseline of political intercourse

    Little known fact: Slugs go .007 miles per hour

    Flattery: The applause that refreshes

    Raw cookie dough. YUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

    "I am Ohm of Borg. I observed your resistance as... clearly relevant."

    One of these days I'll make a list of commonly used computer

    Best Wishes for a Joyous Holiday Season!

    Hard drive = Mother-in-law in back seat

    To see...a heaven in a wild flower. Wm. Blake

    Kitty -Q!, Kitty -Q! Don't hog all the A -1 with catnip!!

    Zackary Tippett has been caught stealing taglines again

    Not tonight, dear. I have a bbs.

    S.W.: Bought a decaffeinated coffee table.You can't even tell

    quark: The sound made by a well bred duck

    One of "Them"

    Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need somebody to love?

    Zmodem Stooges: Nak Nak Nak

    "And sufficiently advanced magick is indistinguishable from technology

    Zen Math - 2+2 just is

    Barney: What happens when you feed a smurf after midnight.

    Emotion transmitted, Emotion recieved Chemisty

    Junk robots provided by Slick Henry at Dog Solitude.

    Justice is much swifter now that they've abolished all lawyers.

    Zodiac signs: Taurus, the bull - Cancer, the crab - Mickey, the mouse

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, May 12, 2022 01:01:40
    Hail to the Sun God! He is a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!

    Know yourself and abide in that state. -- Agent Cooper

    Famous Last Words #21: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"

    Joan of Arc is alive and medium well.

    R-U-S-H spells relief!

    I'm picturing hordes of Trekkers taking up safecracking... -Tracy H

    Proverbs: No time like the present

    "Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull an Elder God out of a hat!"

    Ti volis jedino svog zeca od plisa svog malog belog misa i rodjake

    One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed

    PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn

    My Home First Aid Kit holds 30 rounds...travel kit 7 rounds

    Your code will not compile cleanly as written.

    Have you ever considered climbing out of the barracks? - Franklin

    We have some excellent suggestions, Captain. Kes

    Swimming against the mainstream towards truth and knowledge

    Talk to me @N@. Make believe I'm your bartender.

    combusted! And the band before that exploded!" - Brain

    Your wife is she, eh..is she a sport? Eh?

    No tagline. Tired of taglines.

    "It's midnight. The tide's coming up." -- Harley Stone

    Ensign Ro - Captain, I don't know who to trust anymore

    A lawyer is skilled in the circumvention of the law.

    Eluded the *Enterprise*?!? - Picard

    I'm very good at misquoting. Just give me a chance. PLEASE!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, May 13, 2022 01:01:36
    URA Redneck if your other truck is made by John Deere.

    A million cubic feet capacity! - Mike on freezer

    A 25th level cleric/mage? I goose her!

    Umm... Can I UN-cast that Fireball? I think it made him mad

    * &lt;- Tribble __ &lt;- Oops! Didn't See That One!

    Zen dog dreams of a medium - sized bone.

    Zinesheen - The plastic wrap on the magazines you receive in the mail

    Very good Worf. Eat any good books lately? - Q

    Bad disks make good coasters.

    SHORTEST BOOK: The Complete Collection Of Harlem Poetry

    A program has at least 1 variable, 1 branch, 1 loop.... and 1 bug!

    Poverty begins at home.

    &gt;&gt;#'M ST#P#D&lt;&lt; "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. An `O' please."

    Jennifer Lopez of Borg: Putting the "ass" in "assimilation!"

    Que sera, syrup: What will be, will be sweet.

    Vote republican - It's easier than thinking.

    This tagline may cause offline mail reader problems, Reboot now.

    What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought!

    "I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is, like... uh... totally cool!!"

    Dinner (n): dead animals and stuff out of the ground

    Zackary Tippett has been caught stealing taglines again

    Remember, @N@, your tongue is a wet place and likely to slip!

    pays for this message and reads it will feel slighted!

    Learning to build we learn integrity

    QOTD: "He's such a hick he doesn't even have a trapeze in his bedroom."

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, May 14, 2022 01:01:38
    QUAKE: Anything else is just an aftershock

    Veni, Vidi, Vice Versa...I came, I saw, I turned around and went back.

    Optimist: someone not yet in possession of all the facts

    Def: Nurse! I said prick his boil!

    The wet Noodle Award goes to....the envelope please.....Orville!

    Q. What do you call a three-legged cow? A. Lean beef.

    Maybe it was sumthin I ate. - X-Files Connundrum

    Enjoy this weekend's Par-Tay!! Hope you have a Howling Good Time!!

    Conservative disaster-Dan Quayle's library burned,both books destroyed

    Xibo is evil! In a good way, though

    Fatal Error! - (A)bort (Retry) (E)xplode

    Well, I hoped I could be a facilitator. - Beverly

    I'm gonna leave her where the guitars play - Zep

    Computers, vehicles for the mind: They'll drive you crazy.

    Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his effort

    Grand Nagus Quark? I've only heard of Charm, Beauty, Red, Green

    Bart's Blackboard Indian burns are not our cultural heritage

    orf, fire at will. &lt;&lt;ZAP!&lt;&lt; Hey! Where'd Riker go?

    HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage

    Being average, I am always at my best.

    She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower

    XYZZY: Branch and Play Adventure

    Kansas? What part of Texas is that in?

    we all need a yellow panadine

    A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, May 15, 2022 01:01:34
    UART what UEAT!

    Bill Clinton: The presidency at its amateur status

    He that believes on me has everlasting life. Jn. 6:47

    recipes are not addictive. Excuse me for a sec.

    Just Admit It And We'll Go Away - Dinosaur TV Show

    Standard landing party Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Ensign Monsterbait

    BIBLE = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

    Velveeta: It's orange, so it must be cheese.

    Mind your own busines, Fox! -Falco

    When given 2 contradictory orders, follow them both.

    Remember the puppet paradine - Tom

    What if I said *Orcus* and he &lt;POOF!&gt; um, showed up.-Finieous Fingers

    Farmers do it with cows, sheep and other assorted animals.

    Voyeurism is a spectator sport

    Smith & Wesson: The original point & click interface

    You try any preversions in there..and I'll blow your head off!

    When it comes to loving, has it always let you down?

    I resent being called smart. I should be called brilliant!

    I'm averting my eyes, O Lord! -- King Arthur

    Veni, Vidi, Nietzsche -- I Came, I Saw, I Felt Like Superman

    Reality-O-Meter [\....] yep, I thought so

    Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon

    Just because Gloria says it doesn't make it a fact

    SATANIC: Anything a fundy doesn't understand.

    Cats understand what no means.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, May 16, 2022 01:09:50
    Next time I send a damn fool, I'll go myself...Geez!

    Klaxonnez si vous suivez des Hell-Angels

    (Small Ford following ship). Captain, we're being Probed.

    When you find the truth, you are alone & no one listens

    QUAKE ■ I can feel it!

    Now I'm semi-aware. -- Master Phoenix

    I Arthur - Evil Arthur twin

    Original Star Trek tagline file. (The only Trek taglines I keep.)

    VB&lt; A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love

    Just change any of my "GM" references to "DM" to be AD&D specific!

    USER: Technical term used by computer pro's. See Idiot.

    Everybody ought to have a lesbian.

    Ura Montanan if you get charged long distance for calling ur neighbor.

    Earthworm Jim, the galaxie's mightiest invertebrate! - Earthworm Jim

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Electrocuted tribble.

    * &lt;- Tribble C &lt;- Tribble wearing condum

    G'Kwan spoke of a great war, long ago - G'Kar

    A wizard, huh? I throw my drink at him.

    So be it

    Kitana: A stupid little "fan-girl"

    Doctor Bashir? He's MED, Jim!

    A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains

    Q: The Crusades, The Spanish Inquisition, Watergate

    * &lt;- Tribble O &lt;- Tribble in cap and gown

    No, I'm Chaos and he's Mayhem - we're a double act. &lt;Riggs&gt;

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, May 17, 2022 01:01:38
    Chocolate -It 's not just for breakfast anymore.

    XMAS NARCISSISTIC::::Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    FUNNY BOOK = When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant

    A good man is hard to find

    Life is one long process of getting tired.

    No, it's not pornography. It's just Mulders X-files on video tape

    Camles Have 2 Humps

    Question and die, sayeth the CZAR!

    Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming

    We are in the Cooking Section, save your fantasies for Unmitigated Sex !

    Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?

    Damn it, @TFName! I'm a doctor, not a tagline

    I ate the Frujen Gladge! - Frank

    I know I'm disgusting drunk,but I'm paying for it - I can see 2 of you

    JABBA - TTMS: Talk (TYPE) To Me Soon

    Big city nights you keep me running. OH YAH!

    Veni, Vidi, Leechee -- I Came, I Saw, I Got Nutty

    Q: "What do I have to do to convince you I'm mortal?" Worf: "Die."

    No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow - Ivanova

    God doesn't want to make it too easy for his children -- many of them are

    "I know there are dupes, But my eyes hurt!" - Danny Dp

    He're you go little girl! I'm a boy! That's the spirit!

    A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom.

    What's the bag limit on children these days?

    I am Spot of Borg: Your food and curtains will be assimilated.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, May 18, 2022 01:01:34
    Deja Foo: Repeated netmail you get if you explain a tagline.

    Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

    Useless Invention: Flashbulb tester.

    Never try to outstubborn a WildCat!

    Yo'momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.

    A kids idea on science: "Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand."

    Keep on rockin' in the free world

    Psychic Hot Line. Don't leave a message. We'll call you back

    Proofread karefoolly too sea if u mizpelt anee wurds

    BTW: Has any body ever told you to....Well...I guess they have

    I am DDB of Borg: Your Arguments are Futile. Your Topic is Irrelevant.

    Don't applaud just send money.

    Ziggy should have a little more faith in human nature. -- Sam

    Watership Down: You've read the book. You've seen the movie. Now eat the stew!

    #define signal abort

    We had our moment in the sun.

    Guy: A night cover * Crow: To make HOT love on!

    Q? What are you&$^#*%@NO CARRIER

    I've been Trekkin' since 1966!

    X. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

    Xerox & Wurlitzer merged...now making reproductive organs.

    !aixelsyd evah uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI

    A man of no conversation should smoke. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic

    Mmmmmmmmmm forbidden doughnut! Ahm uhm ahm

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, May 19, 2022 01:01:38
    We are Rick of Borg: Donald is irrelevant!

    Captain, I can see that you do not understand us. Ayelborne

    PREDICTION You are reading messages right now.

    Zounds - a GORKON death station appears.

    Oxymoron: silent noise

    BMW: - BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)

    Visualize World Police

    Ura Montanan if you shovel snow and mow the lawn on the same day.

    "And with glasses high, we raised a cry, for freedom had arrived"

    Looks like someone already ate it once... -- Tom Servo

    Even the smallest candle dispels the darkness.

    You're not seriously hurt. You can return to your station.

    What has 1000 legs and 6 pubic hairs? Crowd at New Kids concert.

    Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags. ─ Confucius

    I'm not dead, I'm metabollically challenged.

    Orville suddenly realizes the world has no Hue, Value, or Chroma!

    Rules and models destroy genius and art.

    Having an out of body experience. Be back in five

    FLASH!: Rush Limbaugh denies being gay!

    Check the whiskers, whats going on out there?

    Joe's Morgue you kill'em we chill'em!

    X-Men Wish List: Dolph Lundgren as Colossus.

    Mad cow disease is an udder distaster for the Brits.

    Every DESQ with a view!

    Men.. can't live with 'em, can't get away with shootin' 'em!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, May 20, 2022 01:01:34
    Hey !! Don't blame me !! I'm only the tagline !!

    Press the orange button and stand back

    ZZZZZzzzzzzz.... Is Windows loaded yet?

    I miss my ex-wife...but my aim is improving!

    Husband: a man who lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness

    Guard your rights! Join the National Tag Line Xpress Association!

    Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "...to be continued".

    I'm Fat. Your Ugly. I can Diet !!

    me Dave, I can't run under Windows!"

    Oh, just great... - Zoisite

    U j*b*te, od ovog moz' da se rikne !

    Que sera, sterile: What will be, will be really clean.

    We are more often frightened than hurt; and we suffer more from immagination than reality. - Seneca

    Let me recognize my problems that have been solved.

    Details, halibut breath. - Rimmer


    Me doctor? "No, me doctor, you patient, she nurse.

    Vulcans do it logically.

    A ^Merry^ Messy Kweznuz

    Quarterbacks do it by making passes at the receiver.

    ZMODEM: Big bits, Soft blocks, Tighter ASCII.

    Put He's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.

    CONFLICT: Reading mail packets or doing the housework?

    Q: Why did the blonde stare at the OJ carton? A: It said "Concentrate".

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, May 21, 2022 01:01:30
    A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.

    I'll bet you shoot like that to impress all the girls. -Rook Bartley

    Just adding features because 'it won't hurt' -- does

    Quick! Pass me the duck tape! My BlueWave has a QWaK in it!

    For the correct answer, send $5. Dumb looks are still free.

    Quick YOU, what color is an Orange? "Is this Multiple Choice?"

    &lt;ö-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of joke

    You sure have big nostrils for such small fingers

    ValuCom: Anything else is greasy kid-stuff.

    He's working with an unformatted disk.

    Let's see them figure *that* one out! - - Hobbes

    My underpants are alive! They're shrinking!

    You *know* our Moderator doesn't like these non-tags very much!

    Beavis, we need to start a band. TODAY. - Butt-Head

    'Weird is a relative, not an absolute term.' - Baron Frank N. Furter

    Xpress Yourself!

    MOM'S HINT #153: Chicken soup couldn't hurt.

    Press all keys at once to continue

    Finders keepers, losers weepers.

    URA SysOp if you lay awake at night and dream of getting more RAM

    Shuttle Craft 4 has just cleared. Worf

    A Tribble is a furry little creature from a humorous Star Trek episode.

    Per buck you get more computing action with the small computer. -- R.W. Hamming

    Yo' momma's so poor burglars break in her house and leave money

    BBS, American style.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, May 22, 2022 01:01:36
    Use Blue Wave, then you can express it in 72 characters or less.

    Satan can cite scripture for his purpose

    DOS 7.0 vs OS/2 2.1! Wait. DOS 7.1 vs OS/2 2.1! Wait. DOS 7.2 vs

    Never say, Bite me! to a dragon...

    Let's play `I'm a teacher and you're the AV geek'. -- Tom Servo

    Famous Last Words: You and *WHAT* Army?

    Marriage enders: You propose, we dispose.

    XPSW: eXecute Program Status Word

    Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree

    Your mind powers will not work on me, boy. - Jabba

    We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never loose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King

    ZAP! Process discontinued

    Forrester: They rejected me and that fueled my madness!

    "I just need the chance to prove it." Nog

    Q: Is sex dirty? A: Only when it is being done right.

    XYZ - By C. My Willie

    Finally, a post that's not about the 3DO or Jag!

    Life would be so much simpler with access to the source code

    When I flush the John It turns the shower onWeird Al

    Hey hacker, leave that modem alone.

    A near miss really ought to be a collision

    "If I may begin at the beginning."

    Undertakers do it gravely.

    LAB(n):room full of icky creatures&the frogs they dissect

    I was country when country wasn't cool

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, May 23, 2022 01:09:52
    Pets are fun. My dog likes to play Hide-and-go-puke

    DOS is like a dream... A very bad one!

    Godzilla vs. Descartes: I stomp, therefore I am.

    No main() No Gain!

    WASHINGTON: Beneath the phony crap, there's genuine crap.

    Self righteousness is the leading cause of blindness

    Here's lookin' at YOU, Doc! ... Bugs Bogart

    Next time, see me before you see Sigmund. Troi

    Go ahead, @TOFIRST@! Drown him! He won't do it again!

    Random access is the optimum of the mass storages.

    He's pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.

    We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you

    Hillary Rob-'Em' Clinton - health care czar

    X-rated ST:TNG fiction often involves Data entry

    Bones, it's Ensign Vampyre! He's undead, Jim.

    Q: What did Adam say to Eve? A: "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!"

    USELESS INVENTION: Non-intrusive alarm clock (Quietly raises a flag)

    No, I don't have any taglines to give you. Go Away.

    Never forget what a man says to you when he's angry

    First study the enemy. Seek weakness

    Located next to the Grace Kelly Driving School.

    A motorcycle rider with bad teeth is the leader of the plaque.

    Challenge is the fuel that drives the winner.

    Polly wanna Big Mac.

    Solid glass

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, May 24, 2022 01:01:30
    Polly wanna cat.

    Escapes that I always rely sit sigh, I fall -Seaweed

    * &lt;-- Tribble * &lt;-- tribble impaled on huge spear

    ZIPPY does it on his lunch break.

    Orville be the one tote'n a machine gun.

    Certainly, my son. - Wakko Warner

    Good evening! I am Count Dracula! I'd like a suite with a bath!

    Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic

    URA Redneck if your favorite Chinese meal comes from "LaChoy".

    Small Gods by Terry Pratchett

    Godzilla vs. Ellen Degeneres: She's burned to a crisp...and yep, she's still gay.

    Virtue is a relative term.

    "I could organize your closet for you." - Data

    Ecarey, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.

    A woman is only a woman but a good cigar is a Smoke!

    Problem found -- stupid operater

    Ve are looking for Nuclear Wessels. - P. Chekov

    We're testing as QWK as we can

    Way to accelerate a MAC #12: Fire it from a cannon.

    Kore, Mother of Charms, Letters and Carnivals.

    JABBA ─ CMIIW: Correct Me If I'm Wrong

    Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened

    Ferrengi Rule of Survival: Duck first and ask questions later.

    Nemam vise motiv, da bih bio protiv

    Music is work

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, May 25, 2022 01:01:38
    We are put upon this earth to be it's guardians

    Rush Limbaugh's brain has turned to bat guano.-Harlan Ellison

    Quoth the Raven: Anything simple is stated in the most complicated manne

    A present, over which you will shed tears of joy

    SHORTEST BOOK: Compendium Of American Culture

    Follow Christ....all the other lemmings did

    Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a ...he's willing pay HOW much?

    Valley of The Dames You Wouldn't Want to Lock Dental Braces With-OL

    Vilifiers say others don't do it well.

    What goes around...usually gets dizzy and falls down.

    Lijepe zene prolaze kroz grad.Ja na uglu stojim sasvim sam.

    Ha... haha.... OS/2 Sucks.... Shut up Bevis, it gets good in a minute

    A little revolution every now and then is a good thing.

    When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else. -- David Pryce-Jones

    Got rid of the wife. . .the dog was allergic.

    USS Alacrity NCC-1881

    Un auteur finit toujours par s'identifier a son hΘros. Voila pourquoi je

    This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System

    When you're through changing, you're through.

    I will hunt you down and flog you with wet tissues

    What do you call a SF story about telepathy? Psi-Fi.

    WINDOWS USERS do it with mice.

    How To Steal A $1,000,000 NanoBucks...Email: Unahacker@anonymous.net

    Dj Dude: The feeling you've been surfing before.

    Fliegende Kinderscheisse!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, May 26, 2022 01:01:32
    Father feigns eating. -- Mike Nelson

    Q: How plead you? Wayne & Garth: We're not worthy!

    Well, if not witches, then what? - Scully to Mulder

    Zathras not good at correcting masters

    I inaardvarkedly noticed you had said something

    I have a black belt in haiku.

    (-: :-) (-: :-) (-: :-) = ROTFL

    Moses, pick any tablet but this time DON'T show it to Me

    ZZAPP! Another one bites the dust!

    Minds are parachutes, they work best when open.

    XT Nostalgia? Run Windows

    DJs do it on request

    Def: Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

    Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material;

    Ow! OWW! OUCH! OW! Oh, wait, that's not mine. Never mind. -SLR

    Kamikaze Pilot Wanted: Experienced only need apply.

    Rush: In your heart, you know he's right... Far right!

    When all's said and done, more gets said than done.

    Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around

    The second gunman on the grassy knoll was$^!#$^@ NO CARRIER

    ST: DS9... Coming soon to a space station near you

    Pigskin amen - The end zone kneel-and-pray

    Fairy king, attend, and mark: I do hear the morning lark

    Zort! - Pinky

    WARNING: The Surgeon General Has Started Smoking!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, May 27, 2022 01:01:28
    Jedne noci ni sam ne znam koje, tvoje usne bice samo moje.

    One of these days I'm going to start procrastinating

    SilmarillionWorst book by a dead man.

    Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum!

    Don't say during sex: Is that blood on the headboard?

    PTL: Paw Those Labia

    No matter how you jump and dance, The last two drops go in your pants

    Masturbation: Can cause insanity

    F.I.J.A.G.H.

    ZEN BUDDHISTS do it because they don't want to do it because they want to do it

    kilohertz: Mortal injuries.

    The spoils of war: Army food.

    X: The truth is out there.

    Elephant : a mouse built to government specs.

    ERROR #0014: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER

    Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. --Mother Teresa

    A husband who gets breakfast in bed, is usually in the ho

    Janet Reno - safe from advances if she cooked naked in a lumber camp

    ZIPPY does it on his lunch break.

    Rien de ce qui est humain ne m'est ☻tranger!

    My dear.....you should not _be_ here. - Winn

    Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

    I've really got to stop replying to taglines

    Don't take life to seriously, because you will never get out of it alive

    Ravens: Proof that Harley-Davidson shouldn't design emblems! *

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, May 28, 2022 01:01:34
    Send me $19.95 for a registered, working copy of this Tagline.

    Def: Urine: Baseball term: Opposite of You're out

    "Bother," said Pooh, as the shell casing bounced up his nose

    Below is a list of all the recipes I have

    Famous last words: "I know exactly what I'm doing!"

    Be able to be alone. Loose not the advantage of solitude. - Sir Thomas Browne

    KM&gt; ...System halted; COFFEE.CUP not found

    Don't waste your unused frequent flyer points send them to me!

    Rules, - What the young know. (The old know the exceptions.)

    This makes you feel better??? &lt;grin&gt;

    URA Redneck if your bumper stick says "My other car is a combine".

    Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal

    The coroner? Ah, I'm so SICK of that guy.. - Dr. Nick Riviera

    A committee has six or more legs and no brain.

    Clinton: The Pillsbury Doughboy on cocaine

    The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts about reality. - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

    Non-System Disk in Drive C, (A)bort (R)etry (G)ive Up?

    Old nuns never retire, they just get out of the habit

    Zeppelin : Shaka ...when the Levy Breaks.

    God's a busy man. KIRK

    What ever you ask the answer is no

    XXXXXXXXX &gt;&gt;Taglines, Anyone??&lt;&lt; XXXXXXXX

    JABBA - WYTYSYDG: What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get

    TWA - Two Wing Airplane

    Vacation caution: Free post-vacation counselling.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, May 29, 2022 01:01:32
    A smile in public has no track. -LAO TZU

    How's my typing? Call 1-800-WHO-CARES

    Kiss My Tax!

    A Bullitt Production.

    My family tree died in the last drought.

    Your tearline iz tearing my tearline apart

    Verrry funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

    Thou art beyond the day and the night.

    Let's get him, Mr Sulu. - Kirk

    Beat's me. Isn't that weird ? - Calvin

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; O come, froggy faithful

    My other vehicle is a TARDIS

    ZAPPPP...<Sizzle>...<THUD>

    "If you're a prude, EVERYTHING is lewd." - Tom Lehrer

    Cogito ergo Deus non est.

    KIRK: I miss my old chair.

    A beer doesn't wouldn't trade you in on a sports car

    Virginity is not hereditary... - Robert A. Heinlein

    Bill Clinton - disaster as usual!

    Knjiga je covekov najbolji prijatelj.

    Get the Viper Agents! Get the Viper Agents! Ook! Ook!

    Don't stop to stomp ants when the elephants are stampeding.

    Keep Smiling - what Else ?

    I survived Doom and all I got was this stinkin T-Shirt

    G'Kar: No one on Babylon 5 is quite what they seem

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, May 30, 2022 01:11:44
    Ze French Binary Codé = 11ó111ó111ó11ó1

    &lt;This Tagline has been removed by Canada Customs&gt;

    For warm boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes.

    More persons, on the whole, are humbugged by believing nothing, than by believing too much. - Phineas T. Barnum

    Quickling a knight-errant without a ladylove

    What are you in real life?

    You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting. - Obi-Wan

    Hickery, Dickery, Dock. Some chick was..er..never mind

    GET ON THAT GROOVY TRAIN!!!

    I'll top the cake with sugar, Tom said icily.

    ZAPPPP......Gee, coulda sworn it was set to STUN!!

    Confused? Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701

    May the Gods grant me a pliant maiden, a swift horse and a stout sword.

    ZAAAAAP! MEWWWWWWRRRRR! &lt;- Cat paying attention.

    UnZip, Expand, Explode, Inflate... What pervert came up with this?

    URA Redneck if you have ever bought a used cap

    Can't go out again until you return my straight jacket

    You can't be meek in Texas. It's a State Law

    The Tin Can Cookbook - By Billie Gote

    Just like I love 'em, short and sweet!

    Uh-oh, more ping-pongs!

    Veni, Vidi, Van Gogh: I came, I saw, I...OUCH! My EAR!!

    A Limited Time Offer! Whoops - time's up!

    JB&gt; It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the

    The greater the man, the greater the crime.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, May 31, 2022 01:01:38
    Spam-O-Meter: [......../] @N@ is at it again...&lt;G&gt;

    Objects in the mirror are eviler than they appear :) --Cabal

    Freedom is Expensive, but worth it!

    Each man has a breaking point, no matter how strong his spirit. - David Gemmell

    URA Redneck If U prefer car keys to Q-tips.

    Shut your cake hole, Mike

    A real friend is someone who treat you kindly behind your back

    A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel De Montaigne

    Grade A, Butt Fat. - Nurse Ren & Stimpy

    * &lt;- Tribble :. &lt;- Tribblets

    &gt;&gt;#'M ST#P#D&lt;&lt; "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. An `O' please."

    Captain, Wesley has been fiddling with the CONFIG.SYS again!

    Famous Last Words #57: "Nothing ever happens on the first level."

    "I've had three wives, Pestilence, Famine and Death." - Londo Molari

    Veni, Vidi, VISA (I came, I saw, I charged!)

    Q: Is anyone safe when a man-eating Tyrannosaurus is on the loose? A: Sure. Women and children

    "It's a funny old world, innit?" -Alexi Sayle's Stuff

    No Origin avaible this time

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? Naww, gimme 2 cards.

    Orville Bullitt - About as bright as a black hole.

    She's briskly jogging from him - Crow

    Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. Sophia Loren, actress

    Fate, Worse Than Death, - To be married alive

    I choose not to pay my voluntary income tax.

    Cabbage: The fare you pay the taxi driver.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, June 01, 2022 01:01:28
    You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your

    I am MORE than clever. - Richard Heppell

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

    Mommy! I'm your best boy, aren't I?! - Frank

    EMACS: A lifetime of convenience, a moment of regret

    Don't say during sex: "I wanna go muff diving."

    You are the Laser. You have the power to Blind.

    Uuencode DOOM and post it here!

    Xerox never met a tagline writer

    Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses

    Can you say, 'Demogorgon?' Sure you can

    OS/2 vs. OS/9: a Color Computer is more advanced than an IBM 486?

    Guts: putting "SYSOP" in your twit filter

    I can construct a universe within the skull to rival the real

    Here's some moderator taglines I've gathered:

    Vesele' Vianoce a s~t~astlivy' novy' rok! -Slovak Christmas

    Ura Redneck if you think French dip is and exotic tobacco product.

    Xanthielle is only a little dead.

    Q: There's still the matter of that self-less act

    I wouldn't hurt a fly...besides they taste funny.

    Verad!...don't call me Benjamin -- Sisko

    Xerox, all they ever do is copy.

    Cash: Do you still think I am trouble?

    We each pay a fabulous price for our visions of paradise -Rush

    Heave Ho - Bruins Blow!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, June 02, 2022 01:01:22
    Schoolhouse Rock: I can take a noun and bend it. Gimme a noun!

    Vi: Story conference slave master. WRITE or DIE!

    Limbaugh Loses Show: Takes over as President!

    Have YOU totaled a Ford ... Lately?

    Nemo exspectat Inquisitionem Hispaniensen!

    SHUT UP you WHALE EATING MORON!

    Kate! It's, uh, short for Bob!--Black Adder

    Que sera, scramble: What will be, will be all mixed up.

    REDNECK...Your trunk is tied down and you're not hauling anything

    Motorcycles -- Airplanes on two wheels

    Now look at the little lady. Picard/Kamin

    Zwei peanuts walking down ze strasse. One was assaulted!

    We make coffee the old fashioned way ... we urn it!

    ZPI: ZaP Immediate

    My God, man. We've become a tourist attraction - Londo Molari

    YKYHW: You forget how to leave your screen.

    New from Oolon Coluphid: "Who Is This God Person Anyway?", now in pb

    Ura Redneck if you've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

    Viewers do it with eyes.

    We'll leave you now with images of bread - Tom

    XXXXXX: on a Mercedes.

    Book Title: Wind Instruments: Tom Bone

    Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted

    Hey...a woman has the the right to change her mind, ya know.

    Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek, postulated Pooh

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, June 03, 2022 01:01:38
    Make believe this came from Rindge, NH! (97:914/103.1)

    Joel: Sam Chew? * Crow: Gesundheidt!

    Fathers of college students get poorer by degrees

    "Bother," said Pooh as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton.

    BITCHENAID - It's like totally the best dishwasher, dude.

    Michael Jackson sucks! and so does his music

    C:\DAMSEL.EXE x-linked with DISTRESS.BAT. Rescue? (Y/N)

    We should stick to watching the birds, MacLeod. - Joe Dawson

    Doctors should stop coming out with new disorders. We have enough now.

    Ura Redneck if, You've ever lost your wife in a poker game.

    Smile, but sharpen your knives.

    You oughta have seen what I deleted from here

    My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!!

    Cats must use the keyboard as a springboard trying to catch the pretty flashing cursor

    &lt;Insert a favorite Slick Quote Here...&gt;

    Bill Clinton ■ I will not raise taxes on the middle class

    Last words: "Does anybody in the group have Doc Wagon?"

    Combat: The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack

    OkayI'm guilty

    Jesus Saves. Moses invests. Feminizts just steal

    Recovery program for excessive talkers - Onanonanonanon.

    This message has been brought to you by the number 5 and the letter F.

    Message writing interferes with tagline stealing

    This is ground control to Major Tom...Commencing countdown, engines on.

    The game is difficult when an opponent changes the rules.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, June 04, 2022 01:01:32
    "Bother," said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.

    PSYCHIATRISTS do it for at least fifty dollars per session

    Yo' momma's so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

    You can learn a lot about people by their luggage

    Genius is the capacity of evading hard work. Hubbard

    Constant change is here to stay; It will never die.

    God loves longhairs. Just look at the strength he gave Samson.

    Death to All Who Oppose Right to Life!

    USURERS do it with high interests

    Nations fall to corporations

    * &lt;- Tribble *. &lt;- Tribble droppings

    Damn the documentation - Full speed ahead!!

    You may be redneck if you refer to your truck as "The Love Machine."

    Venerial Deseases by Rotchyerkakoff

    Go to Hooters and play D00M

    Run for your life! There's a million angry hornets coming! - Calvin

    Get a clue, sir! Grow a brain! - Tom to ape leader

    Main Menu: (L)eech files (B)itch to Sysop (D)rop Carrier.

    Basic 4 food grps: junk, frozen, instant, carryout ---

    The only thing shorter than a weekend is a holiday

    Headline: Snake bites lawyer and he dies

    URA Redneck if you own a pair of "dress" boots

    Robin... the Bat-shark repellent!!!

    Mike's Vet & Taxidermy: Either way you get your dog back

    Q - What do you give a seasick elephant? A - Lots of room

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, June 05, 2022 01:01:30
    What do doctors, lawyers and comedians have in common? The best are

    Go ahead, throw paint on my fur coat...and I'll be wearing YOUR hide!

    Keep Smiling - what Else ?

    You are a walking wind tunnel.

    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs

    This tagline shows no religious sensitivity

    Quick, tagline me! -Twopaw

    Unable to spell "flaggelation", @FN@ whipped herlf into a frenzy

    Blonde jokes are one-liners so men can understand them.

    What pleasure has a monk? .. Nun!

    Gypsy: That wasn't Sinbad

    Cars, computers and wimmin... never enough money or time for them.

    Coca-Cola : Around the Corner from Everywhere. - 1923

    Fashion Faux Pas -- In-line skates AND a walker...

    I think they may be running some kind of test - Mulder (3x23)

    Join them! Trust me! They're everywhere

    Man, the secrets of sympathetic magic stink! - Peter Puppy, EWJim

    Up yer shaft! - Scotty

    There will be poor always, pathetically struggling

    "Looking for a saviour in these dirty streets" - Tori Amos

    Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question.

    I need a minute - Scully

    This message was created using 100% genuine recyled electrons.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he drew the Glock.

    "Irish Dentistry" - By Perry O'Dontal

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, June 06, 2022 01:14:08
    'My loving mother...you look so precious...won't you'

    I love cows! They turn into great steaks

    Virginity is not hereditary... -- Heinlein

    Combat: Mines are equal opportunity weapons

    MOM'S HINT #003: Hang their drawings on the fridge.

    Last words: "What do you mean the whole room we're in detects as a trap?"

    He who has the remote control, rules!!!

    How does my lawyer learn the facts about my case?

    Qgoslavia. Q breaks away from the Continuum.

    You have to kiss alot of frogs before you meet the handsome prince!

    This is a chain-tag. I've been stolen &lt;10&gt; times.

    Diplomacy: Saying Nice Doggie until you find a stick

    What did they call it when Hubert Humphrey told a big one? A Hum-dinger

    Vowels: Something people take before getting married

    Forrest Gump: It takes two to Tango and ten to play basketball

    A man from another time who had reached a point of pointless ending

    Kelly ■ I'll have to play with my switches and make it do

    Klingons, Romulans, and Borg, Oh My!

    Keyboard not connected . . . . Press F1 to continue.

    XO, 2nd Maryland Regiment, Stormtroopers of Lum.

    Barney episodes we'l▒ l never see: "Barney's First Drug Buy."

    ERROR #9022: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working

    Florida Government: Corruption and Inefficiency at its Finest!

    "Bother!" said Pooh as the war bird decloaked.

    Knowledge is never wasted, nor is love

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, June 07, 2022 01:01:36
    Only a fool fights in a burning house..Kang, Day of the D

    Smile ..... Tomarrow will be worse

    Que sera, sniffles: What will be, will have a cold.

    Barney of Borg

    * &lt;- Tribble [*****/] &lt;- Tribble multiplication meter

    "I hate it! It is revolting!" "Another?" "Please."

    Ghargh is always best when served live

    Hit Me

    Bad DM!:So this troll is regenerating our fire damage.

    Guilty as charged. &lt;blush&gt; - Anna Steven

    From the world's largest collection of stolen taglines

    Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead. -Melchett

    Occasionally I like to poke my nose into the Garden of Eden

    My Friend, That's Exactly What You Need! - Charles Globe.

    DOS-O-MANIA : Reboot is not kicking your computer again

    Ladies and Gentlemen ▄▀▄▀▄▀ start your taglines

    Political science

    A favorite euphemism: Illegal immigrant = guest worker. --Carlin

    The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Vaporware 2.0:The next best thing to the real faux reader

    Visiting hours are over. Doctor

    Since I took up exercise I have the energy of a man twice my

    Nodding the head does not row the boat.

    You can lead a horse to water but you can'r make him buy.

    Luncheon is my favorite hobby.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, June 08, 2022 01:01:32
    Don't try and out-wierd me, Taylor

    Jean-Luc, I just love your new hairstyle! - Q

    A crank with armor will never harm her

    Up is by definition the direction which broadens your horizons

    Better attitudes through chemistry. - Lenny Bruce

    JESUS ROCKS! World Tour II Coming Soon!

    Ciao .. Adieu .. Hasta luego .. Goodbye .. Aloha

    Go ghoti.

    Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand. ─ George Eliot

    We told you they were real, Cartman. Sorry to hear about your ass. - Kyle

    Oxymoron: real magic

    OS/2 Virus scan : Windows - do you wish to remove virus?

    He's that most dangerous of creatures: a clever sheep. ─ M. Python

    Xanthielle is only a little dead.

    &lt;NEWSFLASH&gt; Holographic Doctor Catches Virus

    #+mdJ = ca |

    Chimney's clogged.

    ZORILET - a small African animal that wears sandals

    You're watching the All Car Chase Network! -- Crow T. Robot

    Creationism: Where faith is considered "evidence."

    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs

    Can you see the real me ?

    * &lt;- Tribble &gt;-(_____) &lt;- Tribble winning Sumo match

    Bones, it's Ensign McMahon! He's Ed, Jim.

    Blow your mind - smoke the NEW Hydrogen Sigar (R)!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, June 09, 2022 01:01:38
    Nije lepo ali je korisno.

    To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. --Holmes.

    Ugliness is not a valid handicap... Don't park here!

    I'm not gay...just the teeniest bit theatrical, my dear

    Can I add a TURBO to Windows to make it go faster?

    Peewee's favorite song: 'I touch myself'

    A hole is nothing, drop a liberal into one!

    Careful, We don't want to learn from this!OJW

    YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures

    Just cleaning out my spit valve - Mike on trumpet music

    "HAIR! I HAVE HAIR!!" - Homer

    Q-Blue: the first offline reader worthy of the Amiga.

    X-RAY ASTRONOMERS do it with with high energy

    Delusions are often functional. L. Long

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Tribble after 120VAC 60Hz 5A

    Rush is right... America is being held hostage

    Ever wonder what a cured ham once had?

    Q ─ What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? A ─ Sir

    I bought some land in China. It's a Communist Plot

    Real race cars don't have fenders

    Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu repossesses.

    Zucchini of Borg: Naaaahh, that's TOO weird...even for a tagline.

    Following the rules will not get the job done. - Dilbert

    How can ya call me evil? Have you spoken to God today?

    My I.U.D. picks up Radio Windy.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, June 10, 2022 01:01:30
    Oxymoron: random choice

    Even God lends a hand to honest boldness. - Menander

    That was *retract* plank, not *remove*. -- Picard

    One damn minute, captain!-Spock

    A tautology is a thing which is tautological.

    Emerald eyes I see you somewhere, why you're eyes so blue

    Give me peanut butter and nobody gets hurt!

    XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification

    Law of Combat - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

    * &lt;- Tribble . &lt;- Tribble on Dexitrim

    Klingons do not surrender their weapons! - Lursa

    You may be redneck if you take a bath only once a week.

    Ooo, it smells like Coleman Francis in here - Mike as dog

    Excuse me - but HOW do you spell EMT ????

    Denver: it's illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your neighbor.

    What difference does a day in age make?

    NICE TRYYYY!!" -Calvin's Mom

    This line is subject to change wihout notice

    "Children can be queer about their animals." - Into the Woods

    &lt;&lt;---- THIS SPACE FOR SALE ----&gt;&gt; Enquire below.

    Live fast, die young, and you'll leave a good looking corpse.

    Ura Montanan if your truck is hitting its "prime" at 100,000 miles.

    When I die I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather did û not like the screaming passengers in his car

    Just "Say NO" to tag lines.

    Ura Redneck If Ur checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, June 11, 2022 01:01:32
    Verbietet tabus. toetet intolerante

    Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone

    PARATROOPERS do it by vertical insertion.

    You shouldn't make my toaster angry. - Johnny Quest

    What happens when I low e r t h e v o l t a g e?

    Gee! And some jerk said my recipes weren't real too

    Die well -- Kurn

    You are only as good as everyone else thinks !

    Oh Gawd, haven't I been through enough?

    Laughter is the Goddess's hand on the shoulder of a troubled world.

    Of course it's a good idea - it's mine!

    When in Poland do as Poles do.

    So, the director has a girlfriend - Mike on bad dancer

    Fluffnub - Marshmallow on a stick

    ZIPPER MAKERS do it on the fly.

    Life's a b****, so smeg off! -- Rimmer

    That WAS a tough divorce settlement, wasn't it? :-*

    Vote for Harris, McCarthy and Prop 14.

    Respondeat superior = Let the principal answer

    What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar? A bounced Czech.

    Hey You! Yeah YOU! - behind the monitor... can you get me a pizza?

    Kiss

    DON'T CLOUD THE ISSUE WITH FACTS

    Quaver - Beginning violinists

    Just testing this tagline

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, June 12, 2022 01:01:36
    "Brian fades into last!" - Larry

    Elizabeth, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate

    Unable to locate coffee -- Operator Asleep!

    Ura Redneck if your truck has ever been the scene of a crime

    oxymoron: chicken fingers

    Kirk: "What were those symptoms?" Spock:"Not violent at this stage."

    Sign on front lawn: "Free Dog Sh*t - U-Pick!"

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Olive, the other reindeer...

    Ok @FN@, I'll come to bed in a minute.

    LSD: Virtual Reality without the expensive hardware

    '95 = Macintosh '87` Windows '95: Proof positive that Barnum was

    "Brown Spots on the Wall" - By Who Flung Pooh

    Read health books with care - you might die of a misprint.

    OSTEOPATHS do it until you feel no pain.

    God created Adam first so he'd have a chance to talk.

    Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to us Dragons!

    From the Water Tower in Burbank, CA

    Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

    What're you up to, Brain

    You must have an IQ of at least half a million. Popeye

    No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!

    Does your disk always make that "screeee..." sound?

    Pretend you are suffering from amnesia and don't remember your name

    He's DEAD, Jim! You get his teeth. --McCoy.

    Oh look, Paula, my pants fell down

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, June 13, 2022 01:09:44
    * &gt; WHAT TAGLINE? &lt; *

    Even the AV Club laughs at these guys

    Eat any good books lately -Q.

    Columbus, Vespucci, And Me - By Enzo Diurth

    Rise of the Triad: There's more to it than just walls

    Book sequel: Her Groin was my Valley

    Famous Last Words #01: Where do you want me to sign that contract?

    Just couldn't help myself ........

    &lt;h1&gt;Tag Lines: Book Titles&lt;/h1&gt;

    Lawrence of Arabia might drive a Mirage.

    Please knock firmly on door. I like firm knockers.

    Folks, they wanna have taglines!

    Oh, bother, said Pooh as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.

    Clown limousines - Mike as group of men get into car

    URA Redneck if you've worn a tank top to a wedding.

    I don't need instructions. I'm a Fairy Godfather! - Don Bruce

    Well I was walking down the street just having a think... - Columbia

    Experience the name you can trust, CBS News.

    Now, I go to spread happiness to the rest of the station.

    Love the sinner, but hate the sin...

    Vulgar word: Taxes.

    Quit staring at this ... and I mean NOW!

    Puns are undervalued.

    Gods love atheists, it gives them something to aim at

    Q: Perhaps you'll share the joke with me?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, June 14, 2022 01:01:30
    Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rains, it pours.

    Learn about a lot of things and the world will open up to you

    "Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable." -- Allen

    Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Bonaparte

    Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine, oh yeah

    Love is chemistry, sex is physics

    Microsoft Virus: UNRECOVERABLE APPLICATION ERROR!

    Get on the telephone!!! -- Dr. Gene Scott

    Killing people is wrong. Invoke the death penalty?

    Unlimited keyword search...the Genealogist's delight!

    Cowboys DO IT with cowpokes

    Guy: Echos * Tom: Art echos?

    Do you think @F is a few fries short of a Happy Meal?

    A Guide To Snorkeling In Norway

    Do *WHAT* to *WHO* with a fork??!!??

    Ross Perot - Diagnosable.

    Some people get by with a little understanding... - Sisters of Mercy

    Give a Viking a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe

    No! You can't touch it. You already broke yours off!

    Before you become unnoticeable, stand up and be noticed.

    Hey, I never did know when to butt out-Londo

    Famous Last Words #07: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon.

    Follow me Gary Caplan, the tagline vault is this way.

    Jerk Trek: ...to wussily pissfart where no buthead pissfarted before

    Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, June 15, 2022 01:01:40
    Everyone has the right to agree with me.

    More fun than a ferret in your pants!

    Life could be so much easier if we could just look at the source code

    Nice place to get trapped in. - Kirk

    Ja #Sezame otvori se&gt; a on #Incorrect Password&gt;

    Sorry, I don't have any "Smily-face" tags sorted out. I have some ASCII

    MILITARY TRUCKERS do it bigger, faster and further.

    paramedica save lives, EMTs save paramedics

    Kill the DM... no, SLOWLY kill the DM

    Jesus Christ, serving you for over 2000 years!

    You mustn't give your heart to a wild thing. Audrey Hepburn

    Kid's worship the darndest things

    A *specific* ocean? Which one? Be more *Pacific*! -- Crow

    Girl: He's as harmless as a puppy * Tom: Yeh, Cujo

    Real women don't require inflation

    Kill the Lawyers! - Smith & Wesson are my law. &lt;g&gt;

    Han: Who's scruffy looking?!

    I think you hear me knocking, and I think I'm comin' in!

    Klingons who have no honor...on the next Geraldo

    PREGNANT Past tense of virgin.

    Back to the old electronic brain... - Marvin

    Good Golfers hold onto their Balls.

    XID: Exchange Instructions with Data

    Everyone needs a little ass, no one needs a smartass

    Everything you know is wrong. - Firesign Theatre

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, June 16, 2022 01:01:32
    Liberal Rule #14 - We must play God because the masses are ignorant.

    GENEALOGISTS do it in the library.

    Let's share a dangerous idea

    ZModem.... Big BITS, Nice BAUD, Tight ASCII.

    Q: What's a Blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Putting the car in park.

    Last words: "With this body in my possesion I shall now rule the world!!"

    Republican: Health Care Plan; Don't Get Sick.

    WYSAWYG: What You See Ain't What You Get [the opposite of WYSIWYG]

    Data: This is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no

    We cannot truly love anybody at whom we cannot laugh.

    We can handle it. -- The Doctor

    Then what happens? 'I've been rather curious about that myself.'

    You can't direct the wind but you can adjust your sails

    We're not penetrating the energy barrier this time. Paris

    Look. It's trying to think. -- Albert Rosenfeld

    XXXXXXXXX >>Taglines, Anyone??<< XXXXXXXX

    Pure bare naked plane. Got no markings - Tom

    Excuse me, sir? Which way to the guy with two butts? huh huh huh

    Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'

    Walk softly and carry a big stick. - Teddy Roosevelt

    "Cloning" - by Ima Dubble

    A few bits short of a byte.

    Democracy does not guarantee equality, only equality of opportunity. --- Irving Kistol

    Dad's mental! - Frank on loud old man

    URA Redneck If U've ever barbecued spam on the grill

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, June 17, 2022 01:01:32
    A fool and his money are soon popular.

    WELWH: Nadolic Llawen. Blwyddn Newdd Dda

    Zebra: a sports model jackass

    Vampire bites Jesus - ponder the ramifications!

    Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice

    Power Corrupts, but absolute power is kinda neat

    URA True Northerner if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.

    MOM'S HINT #108: Adjust allowances for cost of living.

    Got an uzi under my pillow, helps me sleep better at night

    Famous Last Words #5: "WHAT guard?"

    Smile Cthulhu loves you.

    REN VALOR.* MON-EL.*

    Murphy was an optimist.

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Dreaded Tribble Viper.

    Revised Opcode: MVLR - MoVe and Lose Record

    'In closing' is always followed by the other half of the speech.

    Cylons are Darth Vader Rejects

    Repeat after me: Star Trek is only a !@#$%^&* TV show!

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribble listening to rock music

    Palindromeemordinlap

    Remember, I made this all up - Crow

    Vedek music: Rock 'n Robe

    He who does not remember the past gets an F in History

    RIOP: Rotate I/O Ports

    Evil won't kill us; Democrats & lethargy will!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, June 18, 2022 01:01:38
    What is this tiny hole in the bathroom wall for?

    Unbelieveable. Do you recognize those uniforms? - Kirk

    Xerox & Wurlitzer merged...now making reproductive organs.

    Blondes VS traffic signs? Some traffic signs say "stop"

    Unfortunately, there is no cure for the plague. --Langor

    (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (C)reate a holigraphic image

    Not tonight, babe...I just d/l'ed a sega game from a BBS

    Chat Mode * SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!

    A tautologically redundant plethora of surplusage.

    BBSers do it till well after 3:00 in the morning.

    Pro-death? Fine. GO end your life, and stay out of mine!

    "Death's too good for them," he said.

    Deifenestration: to throw all talk of God out the window

    Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today

    Forget the prime directive... LET'S KILL SOMETHING !!

    Old doctors never die, they just quit practicing

    RIGOR MORRIS - The cat is dead.

    Steal this Tagline Ms. Sleepwalker and I'll tie-dye Precious!

    Zmodem has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII

    I'll stay here and clean up the blood.

    Never be afraid to mislabel a product. -- FRA # 239

    Helllooooooo, Ed!! - Dot, WTNE

    Zenocide: killing an old Greek philosopher, paradoxically

    ENTOMOLOGISTS do it with insects

    A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, June 19, 2022 01:01:34
    "And thus we are all connected in the great Circle of Life."

    Zucchini is NOT the name of a circus trapeze act!

    You asked to see me, Captain. Paris

    Ok, Scully, so we disagree" - Fox Mulder (1x04)

    URA Redneck if you refer to paper plates as "the good china."

    ZAAAAAP! MEWWWWWWRRRRR! &lt;- Cat paying attention.

    Read the docs. If that doesn't work, follow them

    Q: Oui, mon Capitan

    P'grammers dont change lite bulbs; that's a hardware pblm

    Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World War II!

    Josh Peck: Man of the Two-Thousands (1999-2000)

    A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet

    A blimp with an airbag is redundant

    Then he removed her... (I'll finish the tagline later)

    Kids? Me? Yeah. They're in my aquarium. - Janeway

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DO IT with pizza.

    Call me anything you want, just use enough respect

    The best cure for insomnia is to get a good night's sleep

    Jewish Haiku &lt;&gt; A lovely nose ring -- excuse me while I put my head in the oven.

    Bad Advertising: Ted Kennedy Driving Academy.

    Z-MODEM: What you hook up to ze phone.

    From the moral high ground (sitting on the fence). &lt;g&gt;

    NYNEX = Next Year, _No_ Employees eXpected!

    Crude, immoral, vulgar, senseless - but oh, what fun!

    Q: What's the difference between a Lawyer and a Plumber? A: A Plumber works to _unclog_ the system

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, June 20, 2022 01:11:30
    Urine (Baseball term): Opposite of "You're out."

    Never Argue With a Mule, Woman or Bob Morgan.

    Professor: Someone who talks in somebody else's sleep.

    "As of now, I'm reopening the X-Files." - Skinner

    I have a bigger piano than this, Orville exclaimed grandly.

    EARTH: Like a tiny grain of sand, but much, much heavier; A solid substance much desired by the seasick

    Quit complaining, Warp installed MOST of itself

    Defecation Occurs

    PKUNZIP -d CLINTON.ZIP... Exploding ECONOMY.USA

    %SYS-F-BLAKHOLE, Message Lost

    "Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children

    Gee, this is a boring tagline, eh?

    C Programmers do it using the LARGE model!

    He's dead Jim! You get his phaser, I got his wallet.

    Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's FALLING!

    The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy*

    Mr. Worf, please show Mr. @TOLAST@ to the airlock

    XXCLOSED CAPTIONED IN HEX FOR PROGRAMMERSXX

    Quoth the Eeyore, 'Never mind.' - Edgar Allen Pooh

    No I thin you had 2 50's & moved right into the 70's

    "I was warned that someone would kill me, someone I trusted" - Scully

    Please Mr/Ms./Mrs./Miss Moderator...May I have another?

    NEVER let an Intel get out of it's PC!

    I Forgot To Add A Tagline

    "Goodnight asshole!"-Alice

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, June 21, 2022 01:01:34
    A clear conscience makes taste good

    Reputation is character minus what you've been caught doing.

    I can't understand why it's still raining; the weekend is over.

    Dog psychology:if ya can't eat it or f#@% it, piss on it!

    Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence

    Bitterest pain-have much knowledge and no power/Herodotus

    Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? A: With a tire gauge!

    Scotty -- hurry, beam me &lt;BZZZZZZRRRPP&gt;

    Country music is just bad enough to keep the flies off'n a dog's butt.

    Girl, I owe Nabob a new oil rig! Palindromic Pig

    Kids seeing Batman Returns: Mommy, what's a dominatrix?

    Have you ever wondered how to throw out a garbage can?

    Zoophiles see the entire animal kingdom as potential dates!

    This isn't a movie! It's an employment program! -- Crow

    Don't know, don't remember, don't care?! &lt;g&gt;

    Bisexual... Someone who a likes a girl just as much as the next guy.

    Go back or thou will most certainly die! -- Q

    Booze and math don't mix. Don't drink and derive.

    Just a lowly conference participant, not a moderator.

    ROCKY does it in a ring.

    Vulcan DOS: Illogical command or file name."Bones, it's Ensign Ketchup!

    Forrester: As of now, I'm closing Frank's little office

    Zits are usually found having pore-gasms.

    Ja nisam covek od jedne zelje!

    My Kat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, June 22, 2022 01:01:34
    We look for things.....things to make us go!

    He's here, The Phantom of the Opera...Beware, the Phantom of the Opera

    "He's dressed like a Cossack!" TV's Frank

    VonNeumann was into control!

    Self-control: The ability to eat only one peanut.

    PROFIT? What an anti-socialist idea

    X-Windows is a terminal disease.

    Fine, Fine...Have your Klingon servant get some chairs! - Ferengi

    A grapefruit is a lemon that had a chance and took advantage of it. -- Oscar Wilde

    Rap: nature's way of redistributing bad taste

    Excess Weinerage - When buns come in 8 pks and franks com

    !{] When the land cooled, there were many taglines

    Know how Bill & Hillary met? Both dating the same guy!

    Geek..Athenian computer programmer

    XER: Exclusive ERror

    "Dinosaurs eat men. Women inherit the earth." -- Ellie Sattler

    A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Orville.

    "Fie! What a spendthrift he is of his tongue!" - Shakespeare

    Kansas: When the wind stops, the chickens fall over.

    Bad DM: "That's okay, the spikes broke his fall..."

    RISE, sir Tom, most faithful of all my knights.

    Peeeeyooooh! I tell ya man. There's nuthin' that could get me in there.

    quack quack

    A free people ought...to be armed-- George Washington

    Picard to Riker: "Now, about that horgon you wanted..."

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, June 23, 2022 01:01:30
    Regrets are illuminations come too late. -- Joseph Campbell.

    "Give a hug to your sysop!"

    Not responsible for typographical errorrs.

    One should not irritate, much less piss off, a psychopath....&lt;Tuti&gt;

    Heterosexuality isn't normal -- just common.

    A .QWK! Oh my GAWD! Step on it before it reproduces!!!

    Oh, to hack with it!

    Q: Temper, temper, mon capitan

    Up in the sky ... it's a bird ... it's a plane ... it's BLUNDERWOMAN!

    The patron Saint of accordions -- Our Lady of Spain

    C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN PLEASE\DOS\RUN

    A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne

    BBS Lingo: LSPSW: Load and Scramble PSW

    Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: If your god's dead blame mine.

    "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye Sir, a 4x2?"

    Lazy is taking coffee breaks between naps.

    A desk is a terrible spot to view the world from

    Really, I look nothing like my motherboard.

    Just store me down there till we get back. -- Poltergeist

    Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing!

    Questions: 50 cents. Answers: $1

    Xyzzy -- nothing happens

    Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney Comes Out Of The Closet."

    Joe's Law: The business contact that you have developed at great&lt;&gt;expense is the first person to be let go in any corporate&lt;&gt;reorganization

    Freefall Sex: Is it stressful? Yes! You won't believe the Rush!!!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, June 24, 2022 01:01:36
    VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions.

    Hold position here. They could be in for a rough ride. - Dax

    XXXXXXXXX BROADCAST IN STEREO (where available) XXXXXXXXX

    We managed to save the goldfish, but we're sorry about the cat

    ZAPPA: Tax the churches!!!!!

    MAN: Great concept, bad engineering.

    QOTD: "You might as well say "yes", the sheets are messy already."

    The early worm has a death wish.

    Lost in time and space

    Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!

    Birds of a feather flock together. Opposites attract

    JABBA - SYT: Sweet Young Thing

    "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Congreve

    Face it- this is the most worthwhile thing you've done all day.

    Obsolete: The computer you already own.

    Pele: Hawaiian fire goddess. Bursts volcanos, and submerges islands.

    Member I.B.T.C.: Itty-Bitty Tagline Commitee!

    I did *not* flip out. I freaked. -- Crow T. Robot

    For the townsfolk below, the day began like any other

    Fidonet is about communications. Tell your friends

    Zucchini is NOT the name of a revealing swimsuit!

    Expert: An unknown drip under pressure.

    What am I doing here? Where am I? - Kim

    * &lt;- Tribble % &lt;- Tribble on drugs

    Looks like Clinton may get run over on the Data Highway!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, June 25, 2022 01:01:36
    foiling felons and thwarting thieves... - DarkWing Duck

    Take pleasure in the little things!

    I don't ever wanna feel, like I did that day... -RHCP

    How to get even with a gynecologist: Throw your voice.

    Some days I feel like I'm just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

    Graduate Of The B.A.T.F. School of Firefighting.

    Simple. Change the gravitational constant of the universe. - Q

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Borg assimilated Tribble

    A man should keep friendships in constant repair. -- Johnson

    Yo' momma's so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund

    "MMMPHMPH," said Pooh, leaning his head out the window

    No one attacks me with impunity

    Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY ($349/min)

    When WINDOWS grows up it wants to be an OS/2!

    Jello, n. - Kool-Aid with an erection

    Quayle Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant

    They're coming to take you away, ha ha!

    Well, maybe you're a dancer, and maybe I'm the King of Old Siam.

    My little deuce coupe, you don't know what I got. ♫

    Person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt person doing it. --Chinese proverb

    Question authority! (But raise your hand first.)

    KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver

    Thank you, thank you, thank you and f*ck you. - Leary

    Baby Borg: Isn't he the c

    Mr. Poopy-Pants...Incontinence Super Hero.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, June 26, 2022 01:01:30
    We define:-&gt; MIDI: n. Student at the U.S. Naval Academy.

    Vulcan dignity? How can I grant you what I don't understand. McCoy

    KPLA - Imperial Klingon Radio. All Glory, all the time!

    "Immortality. And eternal beauty. Hmmm?" Mudd to Uhura

    U2 will become one with the Borg

    EMS: Enhanced Money Scam.

    (A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with Sledgehammer?

    SONAR MEN do it aurally.

    Revenge is a dish best served cold!

    What do computer engineers use for birth control? Their personalities.

    Men in charge (crime), more time; women in charge, MAN does more time.

    Your friends out there are good. Kirk

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend it didn't happen

    Only dead fish swim with the stream

    Not much of a program." "Computer! ... Level two.

    To do when flying ─ Moon passing Delta planes

    Emacs = "Eventually malloc()s all computer storage"

    Venus does it on the half-shell!

    Kotex, n.: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best

    "Or a disease." - Dot

    Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way.

    Has the IQ of a salad bar.

    Cat person ─ your parents wind up with a 4-footed, furry "grandchild."

    Guardian, can you change the speed at which history passes? - Kirk

    Riker

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, June 27, 2022 01:19:52
    What do you call a man in a bathtub? Dwayne

    A man's gotta know his own limitations.

    What goes clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, bang? Amish drive-by shooting.

    No animals were mistreated in the production of this mess

    'If it's God's will, who gets the money?'

    "It's just a harmless little bunny"

    URA Redneck if your other truck is made by John Deere.

    Men don't know what bidets are. -Why women like bidets #2 -JCF

    Captain Orville, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun.

    When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful

    Vulcans do not approve of violence. -- Spock, "Journey to Babel"

    Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?

    "I'd rather see you in jail!" -- Robin

    Can NEVER get enough... More, more, more.... *grin*

    ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!

    Deaf exp #26: "What does it mean to be deaf?"

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)i!

    (A)bort (R)epent (I)gnorant?

    "I am the Key Master." - Sam

    URA Redneck If U've been too drunk to fish.

    Racing is better than sex... You get a kiss from Ms. Snap On Tools.

    Our only greatness is that we aspire. - Ingelow

    * - Tribble. ^*^ - Dead Tribble.

    ERROR #0056: Nut loose on keyboard (is it necessary to explain this?).

    Fidonet just IS. It's a Zen thing

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, June 28, 2022 01:01:36
    You're so ugly , your pshyciatrist makes you lie face down

    Fear is a dark room where negatives get developed

    Veni, Vedi, Clinti - I came, I saw, I lied.

    None of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff.

    Coming up next on Nick At Night - Tom

    You bet I'm still interested! I'll take anything I can get

    GI: Playing cops/robbers in park. BI: Playing cops/robbers in bank.

    VVM: Vaporize Virtual Memory

    Scully! I found @F. He's one of THEM! -Mulder

    Vague and nebulous is the beginning of all things, but not their end.

    Kazon. - Janeway

    Your ATTENTION please!....Elvis has left the echo.

    Oxymoron: Unusual routine

    PTL: Penchant To Leer

    Hey! You're ill! - The Cat

    Ura Montanan if your kids can't go out because of bears in the yard.

    HHGTTG: Thank you, it said, for making a simple door very happy

    Death to all fanatics!

    Passionate hatred can give meaning to an empty life.

    You can't have your frog and crunch it too

    Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of space>.

    Pyrotechnics do it with a blast.

    Real Headlines: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Fasten your seat belt, I wanna try something.

    * &lt;- Tribble °*° °*° &lt;- Mickey and Minnie Tribble

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, June 29, 2022 01:01:30
    Vices and Virtues: Can't have one without the other! - L.Abraham

    Go ahead, knock our music, and we'll RAP back atcha!

    PTL: Preachers, Thieves, Liars

    Visiting This Planet . . .', said The Baron Latimer

    I log on... Therefore I am!

    Uncle Sam wants you. (pause) Bad! (pause) Right now!

    Visualize Impeachment!

    Never ask questions, they may have answers!

    Zinesheen - The plastic wrap on the magazines you receive in the mail

    Just a little off the top! - Anne Boleyn

    The dynamite can now explode, Tom added defusingly.

    Premature ejaculator....a troubled shooter

    A guy can't live on head alone - Tom after dino ate horse

    MOM'S HINT #035: Improvise.

    Odo, is there any more Jell-O in the fridge? Odo?? Odo??!!

    "Look! It's the MST3K logo up there!" -- Tom Servo

    Especially since it leave out Pink Fraud and their attempts

    King Vidor has a big lesson to learn. -- DeMill

    Pop! &lt;KA-BOOM&gt; goes the weasel - Slakmer (Animaniacs)

    GDR: Grab Degree and Run

    #20: Feel irritated? _WAIT_ before uploading that HOT retort!

    "Increase forward firepower!" - Admiral Piett

    Enjoy what you can, endure what you must. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    Remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard?

    Yo' momma's gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, June 30, 2022 01:01:38
    The sweetness of your words suck the morning dew off the honeysuckle

    Make like a GMC truck and blow.

    Boost system speed by 900% - DEL C:\windoze\*.*

    Everyone's got anatomy, but it looks better on a woman

    ST: DSN... Star Trek: Don't Stop Now!

    Zen and the Art of Procrastination - I'll read it later.

    CAT.COM started. Computer will barf a hairball in five seconds.

    Oxymoron: irate patient

    Last Words: "Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?"

    DROPPED CARRIER: No longer dating the mailman

    You may be redneck if your wife goes to weddings wearing a tube-top.

    Warning: CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Reboot WASH.DC (Y/n)

    * &lt;- Tribble ********* &lt;* Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter

    A man's mind used to be his castle. - Cpt. Bridger (S DSV)

    Yar to O'Brien. Transport Data directly to my quarters

    OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up

    Dead Chihuahuas still look like large rats

    Tag! Your it!

    I would post taglines but then you would just steal them

    I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!

    Save the Whales - Harpoon a Honda

    Cat Rule #08: Add roughage to human food by shedding in it.

    Xanadu, n. - Utopian paradise. When in Xanadu, do as the Xanaduans do!

    Speed Limit on Highway 69: Lickety Split

    When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. - Anatole France

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, July 01, 2022 01:01:32
    OS/2 USERS can do it in parallel.

    Hard Disk? Gee lady, I misunderstood you., J. Holmes

    Hier laeuft ehnix, weils zunix kompatibel ist

    Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola. What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes

    X-RAY ASTRONOMERS do it with with high energy

    XX + XY = Oh, Sir Jasper.

    Don't worry, I know first aid.

    Punny Book: Confessions Of A Gold Digger - Emile Ticket

    XYZ - By C. My Willie

    Book Title: A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle

    OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point

    OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under.

    I live my life like there's no tomorrow... - Van Halen

    I never said the one thing I should have: I love you, Dad. - Franklin

    (A)bort, (Retry, (I)nfluence with phaser

    Genealogists never die, they just get filed away

    XM: eXclusive Maybe

    "It runs in the blood like wooden legs."

    I do NOT snag recipes; I make "backups" which I use!

    FUBS: bookworms looking for a good time

    A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle. - Vique's Law

    "Fools grow without watering." -- Fuller

    He knows not his own strength who has not met adversity. - B. Jonson

    Mothers are the most instinctive philosophers

    Cardinal @L! Fetch.....the comfy chair!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, July 02, 2022 01:01:30
    Zmodem: Big BITS, nice BAUD, and a tight ASCII.

    KINGDOM.ZIP!! More than a game, it's an adventure!

    Where did you get the idea that the whistle pulls the train?

    Don't Agonize Over Lost Love ... EAT! - Reptile Magazine

    Sto se tice izolatora, oni nisu provodnici

    F.B.I. F.earless B.and of I.diots

    Digitally Challenged...a non-computer user.

    Psalms 30:10 |...LORD, be thou my helper.

    PUNNY BOOK = You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth.

    Copper wire: Invented by lawyers arguing over a penny

    We could swipe Odo's bucket, hehehehe! - Nog

    Prayer is asking for rain. Faith is then bringing an umbrella.

    Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why. And Ferrets don't care much.

    Rush Limbaugh - Truth, Justice & the American Way of Life

    You know your in YK if: you have to break your dog loose from the tree.

    A Husband is a man who lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness

    Ethernet - A device for catching the Ether Bunny

    The idea is to die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montagu

    XT computer, just missing Monitor/keyboard/motherboard/case/HDD

    Oxymoron: Hard-wired.

    "I just look like Dixon Hill." -- Picard

    Q of Borg: Assimilate a primitive species like you? I think not!

    Hey!! SHE sucked all of the cream out of my TWINKIE!!

    Chelsea Clinton is worth a thousand condom commercials.

    Vulcan Science Academy Dropout.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, July 03, 2022 01:01:44
    Perhaps we should all just get some rest. - Bashir

    A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

    I'd rather be dead than be a democrat

    I am Canadian Because....I don't pay for Health Care.

    Hey mister! Are you a clown? -- Sarah

    Not bad. Cleaner than I expected. --Dodger.

    Voice come from cow on wall

    Physicists DO IT in waves.

    Servo: "Ah! This is enough to make k.d. lang turn hetero!"

    Dance with the fishes you zombie bastard

    System Administration = Instant Gratification

    XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

    Friends don't let friends become moderators.

    Vulcans NEVER bluff -- Spock

    Beauty and happyness are byproducts. - George Bernard Shaw

    Microbrain, growl for me, let me know you still care. (Q who)

    Hard work must have killed *someone*!

    Back then everyone drove a boss machine - Tom

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX &lt;censored tagline&gt;

    PUNNY BOOK: It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination.

    Leader, n. - One who follows his nose into other people's affairs

    Change it Butthead, change it. Change it Butthead! This sucks!

    Science is not a crutch, but a ladder

    Fraud is odious and not to be presumed

    Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad. -- William Shakespeare, "King John"

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, July 04, 2022 01:21:08
    Virginity is not hereditary -- Heinlein

    Just assume kiss a Wookiee

    Quarks - - The CHEERS of the 24th century, and beyond

    STAR WARS ...finding your lack of faith disturbing

    Does fuzzy logic tickle ?

    Going to Hell after I die would be redundant.

    I get weak in the knees, and I lose my breath.

    VALUABLE STORE COUPON HAS BEEN REMOVED!

    Just wait until there's nuns & croquet mallets! - Mike

    Your wife came from a fine old family? Came is hardly the word. She brought it with her!

    When your IQ rises above 28, sell.

    "And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high"

    Fear not tomorrow. God is already there.

    Atheists are a minority, because condoms work better than prayer.

    I am Butt-Head of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated

    XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!!

    Jewish Haiku &lt;&gt; The sparrow brings home, too many worms for her young. "Force yourself," she chirps.

    Don't ask me, I'm just a neophyte.

    Holly: Samuel Morse invented Morse code. Plato invented the Plate

    REALITY.SYS corruptREBOOT Universe &lt;Y/N&gt;...

    Zapped or gassed or put to sleep, at least he won't make one more peep.

    Ferengi Rule: The broader the smile, the sharper the knife

    The Religious Right is NEITHER!

    You've seen one nuclear holocaust, you've seen them all

    Elephant: a mouse built to government standards.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, July 05, 2022 01:01:32
    Ensign Orville, step on that rock! --Kirk.

    Vote Anarchist.

    Graduate school is very much like junior high, but with tenure

    Quark the Ferengi goes Quantity Surveying

    "I think not," said the liberal, and nobody was surprised.

    JOE DON BAKER BAKED POTATOES! -- TV's Frank

    Welcome to Oregon! Now go back to California!

    X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

    Marine - Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.

    UPGRADE : Take old bugs out, put new ones in

    VYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES?

    A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.

    Book Title: The Great Flood: Noah Zark

    Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken

    Santa = Satan ???

    "Bother," said Pooh, as the samurai screamed and charged

    Elvis is alive and well, living under the assumed name of @N@.

    A Rush room is like a mushroom. You're kept in the dark and fed crap.

    Phar-Mor's power buying gives you far more buying power!

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files

    Cats don't need relevance

    Zmodem has softer blocks and tighter ASCII

    Sheldon Fun Days Includes Nose Picking Contest

    I LOVE Congress: All the social dynamics of kindergarten!

    Kill me. Ki-i-ill me-e-e... -- Tom Servo

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, July 06, 2022 01:01:40
    The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

    Of *course* it won't work...but I'll do it anyway.

    Zymosan: last word in the dictionary; Damn I'm Bored!

    I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtain was up

    Guess what? Tomorrow, someone's having a yard sale! - Yakko

    QUAKE - EXEC BRAINLESS.CFG

    Golfers try to get it in the hole

    Loreena Bobbit - Ah, now there's a warrior's woman

    Xpressing from sunny Florida. And you thought you had bugs!

    Canadians: unarmed Americans with health insurance.

    Xyzzy -- nothing happens

    Life's a BATch ... a BIG on, at that!!

    EXPERT: Someone who used to be a pert

    WARNING: This PC Is Protected By Cat With Black Belt In Mouse Kwan Do!

    BBS Lingo: ILYKL: I'll let you know later

    Violence in reality is quite different from theory.

    XMB: eXclusive MayBe

    URA redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks.

    Zooty! Zoot, zoot!

    Veni, Vidi, Vaccinate: I came, I saw, I caught a nasty social disease.

    Keyboard unattached, press F1 to continue

    QUAKE: Joe Siegler's nightmare!

    XXXBlondes. &lt;smirk&gt; Enough saidXXX

    Make it idiot proof and someone will come up with a better idiot

    He compresses the most words into the smallest ideas.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, July 07, 2022 01:01:36
    KEYBOARD (n.): A device for entering errors into a computer.

    Hey! I don't remember @TOFIRST@.XXX being in the holodeck before

    Zwei peanuts walking down ze strasse. One was assaulted!

    Janitors do it with mops and brooms.

    Sex, n. - Fleeting pleasure at exobirant cost and ridiculous positions

    "If dee wishes to depart, dee may leave now." T'Pau

    REAL programmers use: COPY CON &lt;program&gt;.EXE

    GAINING MOMENTUM....HAMMER

    Famous Last Words #24: "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."

    Kinky: Using a Feather. Perverted: Using the chicken!

    Look out, it's the Sex Ray! WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA

    Q: What does O.J. Simpson and a murderer have in common?

    You leave me breathless

    Veni, Vidi, Vomiti: I came, I saw, I got sick!

    CONCLUSION: The place where you get tired of thinking.

    Join Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, call 1-800-OLD-ONES TODAY!

    A bellybutton is for parking your gum on the way down.

    Union Labor -- Doin' the Least for the Most.

    Zaphod's just this guy, you know?- Gag Halfront

    Ze human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill. Even with a chainsaw.

    Orville, The Mad Quoter!

    No Shirt-No Shoes-No Tie---No messages.....;-)

    A perverted mind is a terrible thing to waste

    Difference between Windows and a virus? Viruses never fail

    Life is a highway and it's backed up for 2 miles!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, July 10, 2022 01:01:32
    Just because I have this chainsaw, doesn't mean I did it

    Genuine mother-in-law pterodactyl-skin hurling gloves! - Roy

    Learning French is trivial: The word for horse is "cheval," and everything else follows in the same way

    FUNNY BOOK = April Fool!: Sue Prize

    The moment you're born, you're done for.

    Freq 'FINALWORD' for a text ed

    X: Sharp thinking comes in handy more often than sharp shooting.

    Languages that don't have separate genders are sexist!

    debunk: Where de cowboy sleeps, usually in debunk house.

    Londo/Morden in 96!

    Rasta- I have something to say; got a few hours?

    My natural form resembles a pile of &lt;censored&gt;." - Odo

    For I dripped into future, far as the human eye could see. -Tennison

    Redneck Trekker: Does Christmas shopping in Neelix's waste zone

    The thrill of the chase is worth the pain.

    He's pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.

    Only the rich have distant relatives!

    When I let go of what I am. I become what I might be.

    Goodness is uneventful. It does not flash, it glows. D. Grayson

    Sacre, where did my computer go? Damn aliens

    Bad Band Name #306: Willie Nelson Mandela

    Life is a series of dogs. - George Carlin

    Beware the fury of a patient man. - Dryden

    CAT scan: Searching for a kitty.

    Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it. -- Winston Churchill

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, July 11, 2022 01:26:38
    Growing old is NOT the same as growing wise

    Hear about the political joke that got elected?

    Lose weight - put a scale in front of the 'fridge

    Rush Limbaugh: Proof that evolution works in reverse.

    Poochy and Grinder are no longer enchanted!

    Gross Ignorance: 144 Fundies.

    Vampyra's been to hell. "And they kicked her out, right?"

    Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants,

    Get the defibulator! Joel Robinson

    Let the force be ... your umbrella. -Plucky Duck

    East to West POW is the Best!

    PREJUDICE, n. A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

    A fault! Martina cried reservedly.

    Knowing Murphy's Law won't help

    Hockey players love a good puck...how about you?

    Bad DM Quote: "I never knew Tiamat had so many twin sisters..."

    "Hey, Michael! Over here!" Ivanova

    "Bother!?" squealed Pooh as the UFO's tractor beams seized him

    The world will end at 6:14 pm. Details at eleven

    Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartruse Micro-Bus.

    A good distance to be from the bagpipes is about a mile.

    Postujmo Srbiju - ipak nam je ona prvi komsija !

    Taking your wife to Paris is like taking a sandwich to a banquet.

    NEWS! War dims hope for peace

    My mother was a cold recepticle, and my father was a machine.- Harry

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, July 12, 2022 01:01:28
    Usul has called a big one. -- Stilgar

    When it is dark enough you can see the stars. - R.W. Emerson

    Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.

    Where in the war would M$ take me today? I'm sticking with 2000. Internet Eksplohder Seven is spam.

    Guy: What's the first feature? * Tom: Bosoms!

    I put away your shoes for you again. Eline

    A b c da li'l fishies? a a a a

    Oxymoron: Unique uniform

    We're not plumbers, we're police officers! - Sgt. Reed

    XON XOFF, XON XOFF! Like Karate Kid: Wax on, wax off

    Teach a bird to play baseball, he might make the mynah leagues.

    MISSING: 1 eyed, 3-legged dog, answers to the name Lucky.

    Ever sleep with a blond? Not a wink

    Say goodnight

    Focus On the Family; "McCulture" at its very best!

    Bad Band Name #474: Pluto's Gonads

    USER ERROR! REPLACE USER AND TRY AGAIN!

    Keptin! A Klinkon sheep! An enema wessel! -- Chekov

    Give a Scottish army a good leader and you give them the world.

    Que sera, simulate: What will be, will make believe.

    Book Title: I Love You!: Alma Hart

    "I'm trying to thank you, you pointy-eared hobgoblin!" McCoy

    Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (M)artini

    HO! &lt;repeat three times&gt;

    Playing baseball with a rubber bat.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, July 13, 2022 01:01:32
    Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is&lt;&gt;inversely proportional to the time available to catch your&lt;&gt;flight

    Just the other day...No! That wasn't me.

    I think I exist; therefore I exist....I think.

    Remember that the more you know, the less you fear!

    Quit breathing... Your bad breath is destroying the ozone!

    FERGIE does it to piss off Queen Elizabeth.

    Rubber Chickens make superb sysops.

    URA Redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.

    We're all connected in the Circle of Life. --Mufasa

    Question Authority... and the Authorities will question you!

    Party at Chez Smoke!

    * &lt;-- Tribble * &lt;-- tribble impaled on huge spear

    XYZZY: Seen on an Ohio car, the magic word.

    I see you shiver with antici.......PATION!

    Double your hard drive! DELETE WINDOWS!!!!!!

    A pen may run to water, but a pencil must be lead.

    Non omnia possumus omnes. We can't all do everything. - Virgil

    The strongest part of any paper form is the perforation

    VOYEURS like what they see.

    &lt;State security code to release protection.&gt; - DS9 computer

    Fortune is random. Faith shoots from the hip. - Rush

    RE-HYPERTAG

    File not found...shall I fake it?

    You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same

    Common BBS talk: DTITS; Don't take it too serious

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, July 14, 2022 01:01:34
    Yo' momma's so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!

    FROINLEVIN!/Animaniacs

    The Borg Telephone Co.: Subscribers' wishes are irrelevant.

    Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother nature is a bitch.

    Zen order: Make me none with everything

    "Lucky shot." Hercules

    * &lt;- Tribble * * * &lt;- Delta Tribbles

    The longer you wait in line, the greater the probability that it is the wrong line

    Many pages make a crowded castle.

    Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for &lt;&gt;...ribbit

    Be bold in what you STAND for and careful what you FALL for.

    VISOR - (V)ery (I)ncredibly (S)tupid (O)rgan (R)eplacement

    Left handers DO IT right.

    Well I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone

    ERROR: Credit litmit reached. Pawn kids? ─Y┼,n

    Life is the soft thing with two heads. - Mutant Raccoon

    Bad Band Name #483: Rats For Friends

    Your dead Krueger. -Alice

    Whats the difference between an idiot and a smoker? Ans. NOTHING!

    Mysterious meat/manufactured in secret/who can bear to watch?

    Tis better to have loved a short than to never have loved a tall

    Today's special is all the caviar you can eat for $600.

    PRE-TEST: A test made too early

    We could hope that they might be burned by a gasoline truck.

    Roofers do it on tar paper sheets.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, July 15, 2022 01:01:32
    You're going to sell me a Hurloon Minotaur for $1,000? What a bargain.

    Don't take life too seriously. After all, it's not permanent.

    &lt;: &lt;: &lt;: &lt;: &lt;: &lt;: &lt;: &lt;: &lt;: &lt;: KIDDING! :&gt; :&gt; :&gt; :&gt; :&gt; :&gt; :&gt; :&gt; :&gt; :&gt;

    Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted.

    Rush Limbaugh - Commanding General of the Army of Truth.

    Have I mentioned I'm immense and immortal? -- Joel Robinson

    EXECUTIVES do it in three piece suits

    Don't applaud just send taglines.

    Practice safe Cyber....Encrypt!

    Ross Perot - one sandwich short of a picnic.

    Parrot - Official Bird of the Tagline echo

    Hididdlelee ho, Neighbor! - Flanders

    PeeWeeDOS: seek error reading hard di[s|c]k C:

    I have no proof McDonald's Fries weren't mobile animals in the past

    Every vision has an equal and opposite revision

    Comic vision often leads to serious solutions.

    This Tagline not valid in New Jersey.

    We've got the Stanley Cup baby. UH-HUH!

    I am Tyrannosaurous Rex of Borg. Barney is irrelevant.

    Fight the good fight every moment, every minute, every day -Triumph

    Que sera, simulate: What will be, will make believe.

    Save the whales. Club a seal instead

    Bad Band Name #516: Stiff

    Republicans take control of House and Senate! Hostage crisis ends!

    Xerox never comes up with anything original

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, July 16, 2022 01:01:38
    Solipsist achieving orgasm: "Oh, Me! Oh, My!"

    Enough isn't a cat word. Gimme, me, mine, more and now are cat words

    URA Redneck if you've worn something to church having s

    Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds

    SHORTEST BOOK: Cub Scout Adventures In Times Square

    Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.

    That's not the best picture of me. It was a bad ear day

    Laughter is an instant vacation. --Milton Berle

    Live forever? I'm going to die trying!

    The gun Clinton went duck hunting with would be banned.

    January. It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese

    Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber

    Q: Thy little centuries go by so swiftly

    Delete them all and let Norton sort them out.

    Three is at 44! No fun

    Zit gun set for stun! - Joel as teen runs to his car

    Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaki+&lt;)=n+ NO CARRIER

    Someone come and pummel this annoying person!! - The Fin

    Children are Irrelevent

    "I don't believe it I believe both a Deveel AND an Imp!" - Aahz

    You're ditthpicable!

    WOMAN.ZIP -A great program, and lots of fun, especiaily after unziping

    Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! Here we go again!

    You know what my people say about Tony Aversano, Sisko.--Odo

    Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!"

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, July 17, 2022 01:01:32
    She said she hasn't had a bite in two days. So I bit her!

    * &lt;- Tribble + &lt;- Emaciated Tribble

    Heavens t' Mergatroid, 'sit . . . stage left.

    Can't live with 'em, can't bury them in the backyard

    Now entering Mississippi. Please set your clocks back 50 years.

    Just because I have this chainsaw, doesn't mean I did it

    Lumpy Milk(tm) - It stays crunchy even in cereal. -SLR

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)hange something on the BBS

    The centipedes are coming

    Live with wolves, and you will learn how to howl.

    BorgTV: You will be assimilated after these messages!

    Rush Limbaugh - Truth, Justice & the American Way of Life

    Locked my coathanger in my car...good thing I had my key!

    NT: From the people responsible for RECOVER.COM

    God created men because cucumbers can't lift boxes

    Most applications crash. If not, then the operating system hangs

    Zut! Il pleut des aubergines!

    Oxymoron: Final conclusion.

    SCENES WE'D LIKE: Holy DNA, Batman! You gave me AIDS!

    Stop Global Whining

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... -Sailor Moon

    * &lt;- Tribble . &lt;- Before hair club * &lt;- After hair

    Kiss my shamrocks!

    Famous Last Words #11: "Oh Sh*t!"

    Psychodelic voyage begins!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, July 24, 2022 01:01:26
    URA Redneck if your all-time favourite movie is "Cannonball Run"

    A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

    Nothing is sometimes the best thing to say

    JABBA - BNF: Big Name Fan

    I have never killed anyone at the dinner table. - Kurn

    grumble mumble hasinfrat mumble grumble....

    Ura Montanan if you've never seen a skyscraper.

    Variety is the spice of life.

    Macho Programmers Use Edlin.

    Sheri Belafonte in Harper - Tom

    Zephram. We frighten you. We never frightened you before

    Zaphod is the Ultimate cool guy! -- [NO GROOVIER].

    I like my steak so rare a good Vet could save it

    You're so incredible that even Mulder doesn't believe you exist!

    Let the true light of the Golden Dawn shine forth

    No boom? - Garibaldi No boom. - Sinclair

    This message was specially selected for your viewing pleasure.

    Searching EWING WIEGAND WETZ CANTER CHADWICK LORTON PEACOCK MIDDELTON

    User-supported recipe. To register send $49.95 to

    Najbolja farba za jaja je karmin!

    Zoologists do it with animals.

    US non sequitur society--we don't make sense, but we sure like pizza.

    Zombie Sitcom: BURIED...WITH CHILDREN

    Poetic justice: A moderator without a node number

    Then I watched her hands of leather, turn to velvet in a touch

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, July 18, 2022 01:30:46
    Unfortunately, Wife 1.0 is not upgradable

    Zay you're out for a beer

    Kissin cousins

    Here Borgy! Here Borgy! Nice Borgy!

    Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter

    I was just sitting here thinking. - Kira

    The place of the contract governs the act

    So often fragile power turns to scorn and ridicule

    We have art in order not to die of the truth. - Friedrich Nietzsche

    Formless, spreadable,/beneath contempt. Pity me!/I am deviled SPAM

    "I have grape beverages," Tom whined with clarity.

    Redundancy: Lying Politician

    Gypsy you don't look fat. A little lumpy maybe - Mike

    Give me twenty, corporal! - Crow to Tom

    Carpe horribilis.. sieze the ugly bear

    "I'll make it so simple even a Vulcan can understand." - Quark

    Part 2's: The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes To The Bathroom

    Girfriend Pregnant - (M)arry, (A)bort, (L)eave Town

    Fonzie, Ace of Spies - Mike

    Recursividade: Procure no tcpico "Recursividade"

    Jesus is the Lord's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.

    We have an imposter onboard. - Spock

    Q: Can OS/2 solve my Windows prob? A: You use Windows apps in OS/2

    Man... if you can't out-act a post... -- Crow T. Robot

    Veni, Vedi, Visa -- I came, I saw, I shopped

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, July 19, 2022 01:01:34
    Quick, call the fashion police. - Dot

    Gabba gabba hey! ♫ Ramones ♫

    Yeah I went with nothing. Nothing but the thought of you. I went wandering. - Bono

    Everyone must row with the oars they have

    * &lt;- Tribble Duh.

    Jump up and down on the keyboard to continue

    Damn it! Now they're burning the Constitution! Put it OUT!

    Vegetarians eat vegetables - Beware of humanitarians.

    The desire for a drink/drug disguises itself in many ways

    Yo momma's so fat and old, she fell down and created the Grand Canyon

    LEAK! LEAK! LEAK!!! - Buzzcut

    Dammit Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm ... oh, yeah.

    A page digested is better than a volume hurriedly read

    God sees every sparrow that falls

    I like the knight life

    Oh, to be a latrine, now that spring is here. - Hawkeye

    Republicans: Crybabies of the '90s.

    God made man. Women evolved from monkeys

    I was watching Star Trek on my interoscitor last night

    Friends don't let friends play wild mages.

    Tagline protected by Smith & Wesson ☼

    WTH :What the H***

    Pick up your wife, _Cadet_. -- Hawkeye to Penobscot

    Book Title: Laid Off!: Gwen Home

    Clinton suffers from cranial/rectal inversion

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, July 20, 2022 01:01:28
    Marry me and I'll never bother you again

    Their deaths perfectly expressed my deepest desires

    XID: Exchange Instructions with Data

    Metal and flesh will fuse today

    Franklin (Gen): Your mother worries if I eat a hamburger

    Obviously, taking him alive is going to be difficult. - Spock

    I am a lumberjack, and I'm okay!

    ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!

    Jesus is back---and he refuses to be a Christian.

    United States

    QEMM works better than Memmaker!

    Q: SHUT UP, PICARD!!!

    A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.

    X XXXXXXXXX Jail for Tagline Thieves

    Happiness is a mild-tempered Moderator

    OXYMORON : Military security

    X-Ray Physicists do with very high frequency

    My chin needs a quick cleaning - Mike

    From the sunnier side of the Bay

    "I would have assumed she killed after mating." Niles Crane

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)udge nudge.

    Job opening; native-born Esperanto speakers only.

    Headonic Affectocon: :-) Headonic Deffectocon: :-(

    Cats must play attack cat in the middle of the night when Mom moves in her sleep

    STAR WARS ...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, July 21, 2022 01:01:24
    When it comes to housekeeping, she likes to do nothing better.

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Tagline. {G-r-r-r}

    * &lt;-- Tribble *} -- | &lt;-- Tribble Archery

    "Bloody Cardasians! I just got the damn thing fixed!" -- O'Brien

    Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. (O. Wilde)

    P$*!: Punch Obscenity

    How many PROPHETS does it take to change a light bulb?

    A guy can't live by psychoses alone

    Well, my friend, are you ready to do me a service? - Don Corleone

    Like I said before, I don't repeat myself !

    One man's civilisation is another man's jungle. -- The Rutles

    I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

    You don't go to Denny's. You just end up there.

    Quid pro quiver: Something for an arrow.

    Shoot to thrill. Way to kill. Too many women and too many pills. --AC/DC

    Life is a yo-yo and mankind keeps tying knots in the string

    A lot was accomplished before you were born

    Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!

    Guest-Starring Carolyn Jones as Marsha, Queen of Diamonds.

    Baby Bop to T-rex: Ooooo Ooooo I'm...*CHOMP!*

    He look's upholstered - Tom on alien's beard

    OS/2: Power Windows ... Win NT: Power Outage ... Win 95: Powerless

    The taxes of George III were small compared to those of today's Congress

    Berman's Bible: Eddie "Eat, Drink And Be" Murray

    Runtime Error $$33: Send $33 to Microsoft to continue

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, July 22, 2022 01:01:20
    Life outside caves is complicated

    Press all keys at once to continue

    Odo, cut to the chase. -- Sisko

    DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... ___ Blu

    K is for Kate who was struck with an axe

    Bad hair day

    Ekky-Ekky-Ekky P'Tang! ZOOOOOP-Boing! Ni! Ni!

    I don't own a cat; I have her on a long term lease.

    Ura Redneck if, Your doormat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant

    Mary had a little RAM - - only about a MEG or so.

    No, we're opaque. - Yakko Warner

    POPs+OOPs+C==C++

    Have you noticed? Boring people are usually bored.

    A politician is a person who approaches a question with an open mouth

    Jesus, if there is one thing tijuana doesn't need, it is more robots

    For Sale: Ex-wife, Take over payments.

    The Reflexive Property of Mathematics: a = a

    "Bother!" said Pooh as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.

    Looks like there are holes in MORE than just Sinclair's MIND!

    Jesus: In Jude he is THE BELOVED

    Damn it you're thinking again.

    JRSR: Jump to Random SubRoutine

    MATH MAJORS do it with a pencil.

    Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to.

    For Sale: Earth, Or trade for summer moon near Jupiter.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, July 23, 2022 01:01:28
    Oh please, stop your blubbering. - Bowser

    Let me think again, said Tom redeemingly.

    Gomanx - the Sequel

    A Greek, not a Jew! - Crow sings as Anka

    Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: on and off

    Love is grand!.....Divorce is still about twenty grand!

    Lately, things just don't seem the same. ♫

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; O come, froggy faithful

    You're such a pig, Crono! - Marle

    Xerox never comes up with anything original

    Oxymoron: Canadian nationalism (not an oxymoron before the Mulroney years)

    Give a man a free hand, with a bit of luck he'll run it all over you

    God is alive, and She has PMS!

    A well-trained little Nazi can ruin your whole day

    Your brain -&gt;*&lt;- Your brain if you vote Conservative -&gt;.&lt;-

    Blind cyberspace beggar: "Taglines.... Taglines for the poor..."

    * &lt;-- Tribble * &lt;-- tribble roadkill

    Def: Outpatient - a person who fainted

    I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed.

    Everyone's watching YOU now

    Be able to be alone. Loose not the advantage of solitude. - Sir Thomas Browne

    Listen...Do you smell something? It smells like LIBERALISM!

    XXXBlondes. &lt;smirk&gt; Enough saidXXX

    Zero: the space left after installing OS/2.

    Yo' momma's so ugly she made an onion cry

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, July 25, 2022 01:31:42
    I will incontinently drown myself

    Zombies aren't dead. They're just "living impaired"

    URA Redneck If U view a a family reunion as a chance to meet women

    JOLT COLA: TWICE THE CAFFINE

    Get yours now! Darn the future! Vote Republican

    How we doin'? --Han. Same as always. --Luke. That bad, huh? --Han

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... You two are kinda dull and boring :)

    Line noise provided by NYNEX!

    **"The Crow" MOVIE and Comic Book QUOTES 133 Taglines**

    When the ship lifts, all debts are paid. --RAH

    Recipes...the electronic "bumper snicker"

    Headline: Nude scene done tastefully in radio play

    Kansas: No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

    Ever thought of holding a seance?

    Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. - Mark Twain

    XSP: eXecute Systems Programmer

    URA Redneck if a hot water bottle hangs from your shower curtain

    This punishment is not boring and pointless

    That would be a logical conclusion. -- Tuvok

    Yo mama so old even God calls her mother!

    hi.. what's up?

    Computer Term ─ 640K barrier: the finish line in a mega-marathon

    You give these guys your number and then they don't call! (Jerry)

    Kindly John and Sweet Lorena: America's Dysfunctional Couple.

    Hand scanner - singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, July 26, 2022 01:01:28
    No one can do that by another which he cannot do by himself

    X. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

    K-Mart Wine - NASCAR Bernet

    Pay no attention to the gecko behind the curtain! --Gen, SN

    Your Motherboard wears combat boots.

    FUNNY BOOK = Solving Crimes: D. Tective

    A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.

    See any good out of this war? - Not a damn thing. - Col. Potter

    Baby, you're the key to my ignition.

    Okay, the dog didn't eat my homework. He peed on it.

    Picard to Homer Simpson: "Make it DOH!"

    A homely woman hates mirrors.

    Headline: Cold Wave Linked To Lower Temperatures

    "I say, anyone for tennis?" "Oh super!" "What fun!"

    SHORTEST BOOK: Tasty Bile Recipes

    Veni, Vedi, Vanish- I came, I saw, I went away

    ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season?

    Format C: &lt;CR&gt; ...OOOOOOOOOPS!

    Survival is triumph enough. - Harry Crews

    "Everybody wants to be a cat!

    That's absolutely disgusting....Do it again, quick!

    Question authority and Odo will question you!

    "By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!! We're actually on Topic!!"

    Clinton should kill himself & solve the REAL problem with this country

    Jim, Edith Keeler must die. - Spock

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, July 27, 2022 01:01:26
    Zenocide: the killing of ancient philosophers.

    We monorail conductors are a _crazy_ breed!

    Man hays the one true religion. Several of them! -- Twain

    A friend is never known until you're in need

    'Bloom County'! Great...ya might as well just fall over dead right now

    Deanna: Captain, I sense. . .Chocolate!

    Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing

    Viewscreen on Captain! It's Gilligans Is... Naw!

    PUNNY BOOK = Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis.

    How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.

    We a' Bubba a' Borg! We gunna ass-SIM-uh-late yu, b'wah!

    No. No, Spock! I said a mind MELD, not MELT!!!

    God created Arrakis to train the faithful. --from "The Wisdom of Muad'Dib" by the Princess Irulan

    House Plants: Clay Potts

    Facts Exist -- No Matter How Unpalatable !

    Energize said Kirk, but the pink bunny appeared.

    Beam me up Scotty. Scotty?? Ah Scotty

    You're a Redneck If Ur next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.

    Bad Advertising: Marlboro Running Team.

    When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better

    &lt;snrkle&gt;..heh..heehee...&lt;snoffle&gt;....haw!...Heeheeheehee!!

    PUNNY BOOK = After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate.

    Diplomat: n. One who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forwaed to the trip

    * &lt;- Tribble *- -* &lt;- Tribble Olympics, Duelling

    Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend Rush. - Chelsea

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, July 28, 2022 01:01:26
    We're gonna need a real big line-up room. --Garibaldi.

    Uh oh! Joel's slipping into his puppet routine! -- Tom Servo

    There are none so foolish as those that will not learn.

    You give me the anger, you give me the nerve

    We are, unfortunately, a nation of expedients.

    Plow a straight furrow and you're in a rut.

    You can't get diseases from an AIRPLANE.

    Kira Barbie: The doll with *attitude*!

    &lt;&lt;&lt; Why is this here? &lt;&lt;&lt;

    Chocolate trilobite? - Arthur's Sister, Dot

    Cthulhu: for when only the Darkness would do

    Never work higher magic in clothes you can't run in

    CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP Hi Ho Argentum! AWAY!!!!

    "Bother," said @F as Robert posted again

    Yo' momma's like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

    Quakers do it quietly.

    Zen Crafters -- enlightenment in about one hour

    NOT that it's ever happened to me, mind you.

    For Reply, send a self-abused stomped elephant to

    Zi Dingir Kia Kanpa!

    Best nor the worst thing in the world. Sex isn't the best nor the worst th

    Keptin, our komputer vas inficted vith the Vindows wirus!

    H.A.N.D -[Have A Nice Day]-

    BASEBALL PLAYERS hit more home runs

    Klingons only fart in airlocks.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, July 29, 2022 01:01:22
    Freefall Sex: Caution! *Can* turn Hard Drive into Floppy!

    Frankie Muniz Presents --- My Dog Skip (2000)

    Kilroy...The world's greatest taglinologist.

    Well, son of a b- Dr. Forrester

    I like children... but I don't think I could eat a whole one



    Embarrassed Borg watched as the Founders repossessed their cube ship.

    Oh! Just like that Doctor?....Who??...Can't remember!

    Zima taztes like zhit

    Luckily, this was before DEATH was invented - Crow

    Blossum was really funny last night -Tom as Mongol leader

    X-( User just died.

    "It's simply that...your reputation proceeds you." EHMP

    XT's Suck!

    Vacation: Take half as much clothing and twice as much money!

    You may be stupid if you believe day time talk show guests are normal

    RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH

    Xerox never does anything original.

    A lot has changed in the last 300 years. * Picard

    He uses a +8, vorpalizing, Holy-Avenging Defender, +16 vs dragons

    His Majesty signed with his own rubber stamp -Floyd

    Just in the nick of time! - Bashir

    XMAS PARANOID:::::Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

    STILL? But it's been THREE WEEKS!

    "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, July 30, 2022 01:01:30
    Magic users are WIMPS!

    People who live in a golden age complain that everything looks yellow

    More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!

    Que sera, slenderize: What will be, is on a diet.

    The next thing you know, BAM! THEY'RE bouncing up and down on the bed.

    XO: Execute Operator

    I'm a modest person and Damned proud of it!

    I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. -- Dave Barry

    He played A sax Had no B.O. But his whiskers scratched So she let him go. - Burma Shave

    That crossed the line from ironic coincidence to evil omen

    Zip it, son. I'll handle this. -- Col. Potter to Hawkeye

    Fine: Tax for doing wrong. Tax: Fine for doing fine.

    "I am sure your ancestors are always with you"---George S. Patton

    Locked my coathanger in the car. Good thing I had a key!

    Real Users are afraid they'll break the machine -- but they're never afraid to break your face

    Oo-ee-Oo-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang

    Quick!...What's another word for thesaurus?

    RRAAAAWWWRRR!

    Just stay out of the way. Doctor

    ##### can Guess the quoter and tagline formats for each message.

    Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

    Re-industrialize the USA

    No, it's not another QWK reader... It's *THE* tagline manager!

    You're lucky, _he's_ lucky, /I'm/ lucky, we're *all* lucky! --Magenta

    Sex is nobody's business but the pile o'people involved

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, July 31, 2022 01:01:26
    Powered by that rarest of all substances..FISH HAIR! -Prof. MonkeyHead

    Kinky: Using a Feather. Perverted: Using the chicken!

    Beavis: Hey Butthead! These things cost money!

    Now all I want to know is how to go. I've tasted blood and I want more

    Carpe diem........ complain daily

    Jesse Jackson: The Disk Crash of political candidates.

    We've replaced the Dilithium with Foldgers crystals

    Every town we entered became a town we left.

    Let's get rowdy!

    I need to work on my salesmanship. - - Calvin

    Gossip: knife of the party.

    Garibaldi: "Don't do anything stupid." Sheridan: "Too late."

    &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Don't panic.. it's only a virus&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;

    Xerox never comes up with anything original

    Zoologists do it with animals.

    Lie: It looked a different color. (I forgot my glasses.)

    IBM: Inveigled By Microsoft.

    Where this would be considered straight text.

    Did anybody bring marshmallows? - Janet Reno

    "I'm an American Citizen, I just lost my papers." -Alien

    ERROR: reading FAT Table... Try Skinny one? (Y/N)

    I broke my dog from begging for food at the table. I let her taste it.

    Then it felt like somethin' jumped up an' bit me. - Forrest Gump

    Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.

    XT5000 Ramjet Super-Configured Ltd. Edition -Tom on robot

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, August 01, 2022 01:29:46
    Jesus loves you.... everyone else thinks you are a moron

    PEDIDDEL - A car with only one working headlight.

    Bang! I'm dead!

    You think he's off somewhere recharging his energy cells? - Chekov

    * &lt;- Tribble + &lt;- Emaciated Tribble

    Zero to sixty in about an hour - Tom on VW bug

    So, the MAN's coming down hard - Mike as cheesy hippy

    Quadratic sport fishing.

    Justice is always my business. - The Tick

    Off the keyboard, over the modem, nothing but net.

    ZAPPA: And you are my sofa.

    Set theorists do it with cardinals.

    Oxymoron: General Specificity

    Everything is in readiness, master. -- Riff Raff

    Be sure to get a brand new chin - Crow on weasely guy

    Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Flintstone!" McCoy -"He's Fred, Jim."

    Yo mama so stupid, she puts a ruler by bed to see how long she slept!

    A blond traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda

    oxymoron: expert business system.

    Men do not mind bust in mouth if provided by voluptious lady.

    A mugged liberal becomes a conservative...or he was a was a masochist

    ((wrong && wrong) != right)

    Man who fart in church, sit in pew alone. - Confucius

    A battle cannot be fought without sacrifices. -Moltke

    &lt;lightning&gt; &lt;Gamera's eye lights up&gt;"Gamera, you're on the air!"Servo

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, August 02, 2022 01:01:20
    Rustle In The Bushes - By Izzie Honor

    I know why the caged bird sings. - Maya Angelou

    XMAS tagline: ♫ Climb every mountain, forge every check ♫

    Ron Purloin - The Googooplex Names of Tom Servo!

    Give me the mind of a child of 4 and he'll be mine for life - A.Hitler

    Less government is better!

    Moderator off topic, delete (Y/y/A)?

    Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. Discussion?

    "It's Ensign Metal...he's lead, Jim!"

    MOM'S HINT #153: Chicken soup couldn't hurt.

    PTL: Privy To Larceny

    * &lt; - Tribble *' &lt;- Tribble with an attitude

    When dieting, the only thing I lose is my temper.

    Choose your enemies with more care than your friends.

    Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)ncontinence

    URA Redneck if you have ever hit on someone in a VD clinic

    VVVV Vomiting Via Vulgar Visage, i.e., &lt;MYAM&gt;

    Education can train, but not create, intelligence. - E. Sait

    Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles

    Pray as if it were up to God, but work as if it were up to you

    Juan Valdez is staying in Maxwell's House

    Never let morality stop you from doing what is right

    FRIEND: One before whom you may think out loud

    "Drink No More!" - By A. A. Member

    Latest Blonde Invention: The Cordless Bungee.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, August 03, 2022 01:01:28
    You can't sell the house if you can't find it

    Been spending most my life living in a Pastime Paradise

    Black Velvet, if you please. - Alannah Myles

    URA Redneck If U have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.

    Necessity is the law of a particular time and place

    PLOP! That tingled my bottom! - F!

    Going Ape - By Bab Boone

    Life wasn't meant to be easy

    A man can see the moment, answers to the dream

    Don't blame me--I voted for Socks.

    XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):

    &gt;Guest-Starring Anne Baxter as Zelda the Great.

    One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone

    Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it. (Mark Twain)

    Odo called; he'll be over as soon as he changes

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hat Me Worry.

    Kansas Trek:To boldly go where no Tourist has gone before

    My tagline delivered by Orville Bullitt

    Spy:You a natural redhead? Crow:You a natural blackhead?

    I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Your babes will be assimilated.

    Eat figs and prunes - Start a movement!

    We're carbon life forms,tell everyone we're Carbo-Americans. -3rd Rock

    Virus-checker message: "MS-Windows found...delete?(Y/Y)"

    Rush Limbaugh :An 8080 in a 68000 environment.

    Barfaroma - The stink that eminates from a person immediately after he has

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, August 04, 2022 01:01:26
    Enough! Where's my slide rule?

    God has no place in the public schools, just as facts

    "I want to date other women," Tom said unsteadily.

    Command too complicated. Use a simple one

    Non-linear, far from equilibrium, and strangely attracte+

    Gee, Toto. I don't think we're in Miami anymore!

    VENI, VEDI, MORI...I came, I saw, NOW YOU DIE!

    Give me ham on 5, and hold the mayo-Captain Over.

    Minmei does it without thinking.

    Voting is the outlet for the politically impotent

    You're born single! Profit from the experience!

    FIDO lie #13: NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.

    Stupidity transcends all barriers of race and class.

    A G-string is part of a violin.

    Zentraedi?! Where?! . . . %&$#@%&($@$^*%&%($^#$%NO CARRIER

    Music is the inter-universal language of the heart...and

    Pregnancy -- the worst sexually transmitted disease of them all

    Violent agreement

    Ferengi RoA # 22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind.

    Dyslexic Atheist's believe 'There is no Dog'

    "I am not a dentist." - Bart's Board

    Xerox no longer makes originals.

    I'm pretty tired. Think I'll go home now. Forrest Gump

    Zucchini is NOT the name of an Italian auotmatic weapon!

    XUXA - A variety program for children and adults

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, August 05, 2022 01:01:22
    Found a piano stool it was Beethoven's last movement

    "Dan Quayle library burned! Both books destroyed!"

    Famous last words #11: "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant..."

    Ziggy's got zip, zilch, zero. - Al

    Guest-Starring Burgess Meredith as The Penguin.

    Weren't we here to drain the swamp?

    Clinton's cleaned-up the travel waste/fraud that was going on.

    Hey, what does this RESET butto

    Forrester: Yes, well... let's press on, dingleberry!

    URA Redneck If U're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.

    Kill the Lawyers! - Smith & Wesson are my law

    Give them an opposable thumb, and they think they're special

    Rule #16: A deal is a deal.

    Only Singapore delinquents get hit harder than Cub starters

    People can't hurt the Earth! : Rush Limbaugh

    Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true -Floyd

    Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

    King Kong died for you sins.

    IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!!

    George Bush: The EDLIN of Presidents.

    Next on Geraldo-Normal People..Are they a dying breed?

    "But I DO know everything!"--Q "That makes it even worse."--Vash

    * &lt;- Tribble -*- &lt;- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with

    A flying saucer is the result of a nudist spilling his coffee

    A god cannot survive as memory. -- Apollo

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, August 06, 2022 01:01:18
    HEY! Stop reading me!!!

    ZAPPPP......Hey, where'd Wesley go?? &lt;And who cares!?!&gt;

    Hatred stirreth up strifes but love covereth all sins

    Hey, stay coo.

    Quantum mechanics use extremely small tools.

    Deaf exp # 7: "I'm deaf" (written on a kleenex box to a traffic cop)

    Vices subject to change without notice

    Vice-president is always under the

    Cats know looking adorable after misbehaving negates their crime

    The middle of the road holds yellow lines and dead skunks

    xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

    That's what I'm afraid of-Alice

    I just planted an Algebra tree. It has square roots.

    Cats must try to pick fights with cats looking in the house through a door or window

    ZZZZAP !!

    BS-o-meter: [......../] Figures

    Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -- Abraha Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner

    Last words: "Get him!"

    Xmas present? Meg Ryan would do nicely... 

    The poor cat in the rain look. It never fails.

    Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

    Lower your blood pressure - slit your wrist!

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Olive, the other reindeer...

    Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribbles in the dark.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, August 07, 2022 01:01:26
    A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

    No, I've changed it to Trust Everyone, didn't I tell you? - Fox Mulder

    Evidence is unto proof as hypothesis is to theory

    Just climb in, and hang on. Open your eyes, if you dare.

    * &lt;- Tribble *\\ *\\ &lt;- Tribble Olympics: Skiing

    Some of his words were not Sunday-school words. - M. Twain

    Vulcans do not approve of violence. -- Spock, "Journey to Babel"

    Psst, Buddy! Wanna buy some FL swamp land?

    Clinton tax shelter: Don't pay until you get caught.

    A boyhood dream come true. I'm in tears. - Ivanova (sarcastically)

    Useless Invention: Unsinkable submarine.

    Time is NOT currently one of my problems. "Hitchhikers' Guide"

    Friend: Someone who likes you even after they know you.

    Famous Last Words: I am immortal!

    Reality-Meter: [\......] Hmpf, thought so!

    Commodore - Offizier der Luftwaffe

    Life is but an obstructive consideration

    Mom, can I go out and play with Orville?

    Fine. It makes no difference. -- Kang

    Nobody roots for Goliath.

    A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

    Oh, bother, said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi.

    Borg The return of the Outbound Flight Project!

    Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!"

    Jewish Holidays - By Hannah Kuhh

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, August 08, 2022 01:09:34
    Did you save all the parts?

    Repent! The horrible eye of Jupiter has come to devour Earth!

    Quid pro queer: Something for a homophobe.

    WARNING!! Sun block wont protect you from RF BURNS

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)low the damn thing up?

    We don't usually thank food dispensers. * Geordi

    Was I singing? I thought I was dancing. -- Hawkeye

    Only fools are quoted. - Fool

    Heck, lets all dress up - Mike as cop

    We call it Riding the Gravy Train -Pink Floyd

    What kind of idiot would set boobytraps in his own home?

    Version Rule: Version 1.0 was smaller and faster.

    Life is cruel. This has been an example.

    ULTRA TOP SECRET MESSAGE, burn before reading!

    Q ─ Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A ─ Because it was dead

    Founding member: Jasper Pino fan club

    Yo' momma's so fat to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle

    DISK ERROR: Please remove pizza from A:

    VIRUS ERROR: Windoze found. You're in enough trouble already

    Whatever Gets You Through The Night

    Strength and Love Hebrews 13:5-6

    My BBS is better then your nah..nah..nah...nah..nah...na..:-P

    Let nature take its course. Riker

    Zymurgists do it with yeasts.

    xyzzy -- nothing happens.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, August 09, 2022 01:01:20
    A Martini and Ecology Group: concerned people who like to drink a lot.

    Kevin J. Anderson wuz here

    Plagarism saves time

    More Taglines than you could shake a Barry at

    Chain tagline. Copy or bad luck will follow.

    News Headline: Shots interrupt salvador war.

    What's this button for (WHOOSH)... Ben? Ben? Ooops.

    Please, Sysop, not in front of the Klingons.

    STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Luminous beings are we

    Famous last words #41: "I thought *YOU* were mapping?"

    Keep smiling!

    So much... for the single bullet theory. - The Crow

    Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at the trial

    On-Topic Meter [ E........F|] Full Tank!

    Kirk having a bad day "..Sure you can come Kes.....Oh ? ..him too."

    Everyone was kung-fu fighting. -- Carl Douglas

    Maybe we should all move to Outland and join Opus.

    Just let me sprinkle a little rancid Budwieser in my beard right now.

    They are for religion when in rags and contempt. -- Bunyon

    Bad or missing coffee, user halted

    The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer. The haves get more, the have-nots die

    Fraid not. It wouldn't fit him anyways. -- Kirk

    &gt;DING!&lt; Humorous tagline found, initiating theft sequence.

    For dieters, a waist is a terrible thing to mind

    Just don't Stand There! God's a Busy Man - Kirk

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, August 10, 2022 01:01:26
    I regret that I can find no logical alternative. - Spock

    Blonds - &lt;smirk&gt; 'nuff said

    You're dead, Jim - McCoy

    ZIP me, PAK me, Make me compress my bits!!

    No.. Noooo... Not That

    I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY! -- from "Cerebus" #82

    Just an old war wound... -- Duncan MacLeod

    Hello, everybody, I'm a human!

    * &lt;- Tribble *& &lt;- Tribble playing the harp

    You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, now, wood'ja? - The Joker

    Quick, hire teenagers while they still know everything.

    Give her to Orville Bullitt - he'll eat anything!

    Yo' momma's so fat her nickname is "damn."

    Quality minded witches use spell checkers

    Zit gun set for stun! - Joel as teen runs to his car

    Xerox sue someone for copying?

    Like I said, no one to assist me. Doctor

    Emergency Numbers: Police station, Fire Dept. and places that deliver

    Un, deux, trois - cats sank. More biligualism.

    I am upset because I see a meaningless world.

    XTalk - NetEast - Rockville, MD

    Doesn't ANYONE play for the LOVE of the GAME anymore???

    Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.

    Payne Stewart, Holy Man - Mike

    IBM Incest Begets Madness

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, August 11, 2022 01:01:22
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ray for miracle?

    "For God's sake, Janet, keep a grip on yourself!" - Brad Majors

    Unto thee, Jesus said verily.

    Han: That was no laser blast! Something hit us

    Zenocide: the killing of ancient philosophers.

    Yo' momma's just like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Everybody pokes her

    I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!

    Rabbitt Season-Duck Season-Tourist Season-Liberals ????

    NO SPOT!!!!! I SAID *SIT* ON THE RUG!!!!!

    WON, TOO, THRE, FOR. . . _Duz_ spelling count??

    Boldly going foreward 'cause we can't find reverse!

    Ray Liotta's a Fisherman's Gentleman

    Several species of small furry animals grooving with a Pict?!?

    * &lt;- Tribble _ &lt;- Oops! Didn't see that one!

    A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains

    Oh please, not the death chant!

    Charter member of Mutants for Nuclear Power.

    A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked

    Seminar for Women: Understanding Female Causes Of Male Drunkeness

    Lifes a big wild crazy tossed salad,but U dont eat it,U live it

    Run for the Federation border ... Star Trek: Deep Space Taco Bell

    HACKERS do it conditionally

    This is the first time I ever broke into a bell. -- Klinger

    To do when flying ─ Scream & dive under your seat for no apparent reason

    Usagi: Can I have some Trix? Kids: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, August 12, 2022 01:01:18
    FUNNY BOOK = The Empath: Ophelia Sadness

    Guy: Cows are a lot like people * Tom: They're sinners!

    MARCHING BAND MEMBERS do it on the field.

    Calm down, Ensign. Exactly WHICH button did you push?

    Q: Where do Irish yuppies live ? A: Lepracondominiums !

    Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul

    Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.

    Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!

    WOMAN.ZIP: Lovely program, lousy documentation.

    Victoria's Secret is that she likes to dress like a slut

    Perot for president.. Of the Ferengi!

    They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God! -- The Blues Brothers

    Yo Mama so stupid, she gets lost in thought.

    Sprinklers are not sex toys

    May great Cthulhu rise and eat you, David Rawsthorne.

    Never say during sex: you've got to be kidding me

    * &lt;- Tribble @*@ &lt;- The offspring of a Tribble and Ross Perot

    I'm a genetic mutant and I'm ok

    A "Bobbit" snowstorm: About 4 inches on the ground

    Ura Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.

    Zero: the space left after installing OS/2.

    Me? A skeptic? Can you prove it?

    * &lt;- Tribble *** *** *** &lt;- Tribbles with hula hoops

    Voyager: The Fourth Coming of Star Trek!

    You want to know what a bonehead is? Go ask a Mike Tetrault!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, August 13, 2022 01:01:26
    God.SyS Not Found...(R)eboot Universe?

    Make our eyes flow with joy, hearts dance with comforts

    * &lt;- Tribble f &lt;- Anti-Tribble

    Happiness is a choice.

    Voles ate my homework

    Fox and Sculley and the Continuum: The "Q" Files

    PCDOS 6.3 & OS/2 - Make your system Microsoft Free in '94 Y'know...

    XClick...click...clickDAMN! Out'a taglines!

    You mean I have to sin to be saved? Run that by me again!

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ick system?

    Crossposting, as an issue, is a Feminist red-herring. --Peter Zohrab

    Ferringe phaser for sale, never fired, dropped once.

    Wendy O's dad - Joel on Daddy-O

    He is happiest who hath power to gather wisdom from a flower.-M Howitt

    Jesus: In 1 & 2 Peter he is THE PASTOR

    KNOW FEAR:Fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge

    Off Topic: Another way to push the moder

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.

    RATED (G) for GRIN

    I wasn't creating a disturbance; I was improving one

    Oxymoron: Semi truck

    Kindly remove your hat, lady. - Rizzo to Klinger

    Zip...unzip...Whose the pervert that came up with this?

    Bluewave for MAX! It doesn't get ANY better!

    Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.&lt;sigh&gt;

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, August 14, 2022 01:01:22
    "I admit difficulty in following this logic." - Archerfish

    System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup

    Even my tagline files won't do what I want!

    Vanyel Ashkevon, Tylendel and Stefen, r.i.p

    Sen. James Exon & the rest of those Constitution-killers make me ¡CUSS!

    Kendall, get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!

    MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs

    !! FLASH !! - people are missing computers suspected!

    Eat healthy, exercise, and die anyways.

    Waiter, there's a @TOFIRST@ in my Tagline!

    Killing is stupid; useless! -- McCoy, "A Private Little War"

    "All places are distant from Heaven alike." -- Burton

    A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains

    A committee is an animal with a hundred stomachs and no brains

    URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Gophers.

    CENSUS: Sight, smell, hearing, touch and taste.

    SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue. (Made you look!)

    Race car drivers do it at high speeds.

    Our leaders are chosen not to govern, but to serve

    Redneck: father fully executes the pull my finger trick at dinnertime.

    Veni, Vidi, Vice Versa...I came, I saw, I turned around and went back.

    REFUGEE FROM MUNDANIA

    Def: Unitarian: One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian

    My wife has a split personality and I hate both of them

    Greater is none beneath the sun than oak and ash and thorn.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, August 15, 2022 01:11:02
    Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat!!!

    URA redneck if taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.

    Vini Vidi Visa: I came, I saw, I bought

    #:-) User is wearing a turban

    Need a tagline nobody have

    MOM'S HINT #031: Going to college doesn't mean they won't come back

    Vervelend ... dat ie het niet doet drukt u eens op ALT CTRL DEL

    A fortune is never big enough when you got your hands on it

    Q. What do you call a three-legged cow? A. Lean beef.

    Go get the conga, Dan!

    I don't want to pray for the mad scientists. Crow T. Robot

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Sleep in heavenly peas....

    Well....enough babbling, I'll let Jeremy take over for now

    Book Title: Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion

    Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.

    % archie life

    Okay, I =know= this sucker's dead, Jim. Shot 'im myself.

    First heat the outer skin to cherry,then peel and eat! -Dragon cookbook

    Life is what happens while your making other plans

    Now do you understand? - Q to Amanda Rogers

    Que sera, stripper: What will be, will take it all off.

    Lawyer.....One skilled in the circumcision of the law.

    Gray Lensman by E.E. "Doc" Smith

    M5 computer: Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.

    To a Pentium, the sum is 1.332887 or something like that

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, August 16, 2022 01:01:26
    X: Sharp thinking comes in handy more often than sharp shooting.

    Rule #01: Everyone must send the CH chocolate.

    EnergyNet: Shaping The Future for Acquisitions and Divestitures in the Oil and Gas Marketplace.

    &lt;sigh&gt; Where are the moderators when you need them???

    Geez, and I kept my cool this time... - Steve Bell

    Kenobi of Borg: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark

    - - - S a v e T h e H u m a n s - - - -

    The longest journey is the journey within. - Dag Hammarskjold

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.

    URA Redneck if license plate is personalized b/c your father made it

    Some of us like...companionship...--Quark

    We are Descartes of Borg: Non cogito, ergo &lt;puff of smoke&gt;.

    Have food - will work for money

    Tagline sign is 15 seconds

    For every bell shaped curve there are two extremes

    ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!

    Ya know, I don't want what you want...I want what I want

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he used up the last of his dodge pool.

    On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.

    "Captain please, not in front of the Klingons" Spock

    A true adman writes the prose and cons.

    Last time I heard being alive was not a crime.

    Living right doesn't really make you live longer, it just SEEMS like longer.

    Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd

    A very little one, Ensign. **Spock

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, August 17, 2022 01:01:24
    Education: A debt due from present to future generations. - G. Peabody

    Let's play musical chairs, said Tom deceitfully.

    XRS'ing at &lt;Falcon System&lt;

    Famous last words: It's always sunny there this time of the year

    Your emotions are showing, Captain

    Zathras not good at correcting masters

    You dirty bastards...! Give me back my hand...!

    Gawd, I love blondes!

    Forrest Gump: You can lead a horse to water, but who has the time?

    For Customer Support, call 1-800-HAHAHAHA

    Reputation, adj.: What others are not thinking about you

    Chess is an ancient game, played by warriors. - Duncan MacLeod

    Move your vowels daily or else you'll get consonated.

    Circumsize the President, Kick Bill in the chin!

    Kirk never pretends to be a barber to gain a tactical advantage.

    Looks like a really uncomfortable crotch - Crow

    Humm, anyone got a can opener? Said the dragon with a paladin.

    UBS Used Book Store

    Oh what the heck. I'll do it. - - Calvin

    She ain't Miss'd nuttin <evil grin>. - Jym Fox

    Old people shouldn't eat health food; they need all those preservatives!

    "Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf?

    Zippy the Pinhead in '96! "Am I elected yet?"

    Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

    Kes bathes on water world while Paris uses nacelles as pontoons.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, August 18, 2022 01:01:20
    CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress

    Come in @N@, my fancy-pansy nancy boy!

    Safe sex used to mean making sure the door was locked.

    Just a sweet twansvestite fwom Twansexual, Twansylvania

    I did it. I killed them all -- Timothy

    URA Redneck If Ur tattoo says "Mother" and it's misspelled

    Hey, @F... are *you* in the physics club?

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

    Y'Know, those witty message-ending one-liners :)

    Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!

    Blond usually hear this after sex: honey, I'm home

    God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass.

    Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA

    Clu Gulager is Gilligan in Gulliver's Travels - Mike

    Reading taglines has been shown to cause cancer in lab animals.

    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x &lt;-- Borg running from my homeworld.

    Nobody _expects_ the Spanish Inquisition

    * &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Bald tribble

    I'm not born again - the Goddess got it right the first time.

    Knock it off, you bald boob! - Bart to Homer

    Unbiased opinion is an oxymoron

    Do not stand in the shadows

    Kids come running for the great taste of Sampo!

    Reduce - Recycle - Re-use

    "Bother," said Pooh, as Buchanan bulldozed the Gays

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, August 19, 2022 01:01:26
    Cabbage that wilt shall be the cole of the slaw.

    Heinlein's alive, and still writing in another timeline!

    You don't call Jupiter on the `Friends and Family' plan

    Zut! Il pleut des aubergines!

    Law of Combat: Leak proof seals - will.

    Hey Eric...it's okey. It ain't your fault boy

    X - Is there a recipe that starts with X?

    UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO

    Good politics are often inextricably intertwined. - Morris Udall

    ZMODEM - French for a telecommunications device.

    History is only gossip- Oscar Wilde

    You're a man? NO WAY! Huh huh huh. - Butt-Head on Boy George

    Reality is an illusion caused by the absence of beer.

    Let me rephrase the question. Which would you prefer: Windows NT, or having your entire skin torn off, a little strip at a time?

    No... chamPIPPLE

    I'm a Science Officer...I'm suppose to have a better idea. - DAX

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (A)sk Twelve-Year-Old?

    X/\X&lt;e XXXX XXXXvXCX; i'XXX X\X()X XXXSXXXG XXXX.

    "I like ragged margins," said Tom without justification.

    TV Truth #28: Housewives always wear dresses, heels, and aprons.

    'Rejoice in the hope..persevere in prayer.'ROMANS 12:12

    Zen Math - 2+2 just is

    XYZZY: Seen on an Ohio car, the magic word.

    He looks terrific in a gingham skirt - Crow

    I'd rather be ramming Green Peace boats

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, August 20, 2022 01:01:24
    OPCODE: IRET = Ignore Request and Explode Terminal

    Smartassic Park: See the Thesaurus, the pedantic dinosaur!

    GC&gt; New book, Your own death and how to cope with it.

    Danger! Beer Gut! -- Tom Servo

    Cult that specializes in certain male toiletries: Mennenites

    QMODEM: A new standard in telecommunications!

    * &lt;- Tribble *.* &lt;- Binary Tribble, discovered by WJC

    Tempus fertile: Time is pregnant.

    I find your breath offensive. It keeps you alive!

    Kindly practice beautiful acts of senseless randomness!

    Bill Clinton is dating Jody Foster -- Reagan

    Microsoft is a bunch of !Cs

    We're being boarded. Kim

    "And on that day Satan will be skating to work.

    "Bother," said Pooh, licking the jam form between Piglet's toes

    Early u go to Bed, early your pant gets wet.

    * &lt;- Tribble *L. &lt;- Tribble playing golf

    ELIF ERITNE eht fo ypoc a DEPIWS I '.dnim elttil kcis` a evah OSLA I

    I'm thinking I might join Starfleet, said Rene siriusly

    Quickling a knight-errant without a ladylove

    DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music.

    Zis is KAOS! Ve do not have Kute Taglines here!

    This place was a mess when we left. - Riker

    Guy: Ahh, Spring * Crow: Filthy, shameful spring

    OPERA: People singing when they should be talking.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, August 21, 2022 01:01:20
    URAT, if you say On Screen to turn your TV on.

    You're about as bright as a black hole

    Geronimo! - Dot

    X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

    This is what it sounds like when doves cry. -- Prince

    XMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!

    EPT: Erase Process Table

    You can't tell the depth of a well by the length of the pump handle

    A hot tub has melted many an ice cube.

    Prepare yourself for the Great Depression of the 1990s

    Unable to locate Coffee -- Genealogy Research Halted!

    Jesus:Man shall not live by bread alone. Elvis:peanut butter & bananas

    Never be afraid to mislabel a product. -- FRA # 239

    No wonder this circuit failed..says 'Made in Japan'

    "Dig - their pad, it's a museum" - Joey Gaynor, "The Addams Family"

    Then Adam said, Boy I'd like to whip her snap

    Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.

    To teach is to learn. - Japanese Proverb

    Zen:When you become your true self, you've achieved zen

    A kids idea on science: "We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe."

    "I've spotted more blackbirds than you have", Tom crowed.

    Men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. (John :)

    Famous Last Words #52: "Magic users are WIMPS!"

    Let me introduce you to my undead friend

    Hey, I found the BFG900...Really?...Yeah, turn around & I'll show ya

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, August 22, 2022 01:09:26
    NEWSFLASH: Guillotine operators get severance pay

    I just can't help myself

    Ketch: Disagreeable clause in boat-purchase contract.

    I can't flirt with students. Castle denizens are fair game, though... ;)

    Playing doctor and nurse, it can be good for your health.

    TRAFFIC DEAD RISE SLOWLY

    She'd be so right to hold me tonight

    Yesterday is but a reflection of tomorrow

    Computer, how many crewmen are unaccounted for? - Janeway

    Big Bucks, No Whammies!

    Bicyclists DO IT with chains

    XXXXXX: on a Mercedes.

    Resistance sucks! --Butthead of Borg.

    No one on earth can hurt you, unless you accept the hurt in your own mind

    Habla Escargole...I'm Bilateral!

    Hey Beavis, would you skate with him? huh huh

    God first made woman and then made beer to atone for his mistake

    A blowhard Air Force major was promoted to colonel and was

    Give me computers, or give me death!

    Have you bugged your Sysop today?

    PHHHHHHHRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!! &lt;- Heard while stealing a tagline

    Ura Redneck if you have a subscription to Hound Dogs Today

    Oh, hi. Didn't see you standing there.

    Practice safe Sax. Don't share your mouthpiece

    every program can be reduced to one instruction that doesn't work

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, August 23, 2022 01:01:24
    A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

    URA Redneck if you get into a custody fight over a hunting dog

    Vetar duva, riba kaslje, ja te volim najvise na svetu

    Can the Borg assimilate Q?

    When your IQ hits 21, SELL!!

    Most visions of utopian society don't take into account t

    X Communism, the opiate of the intellectuals

    Knick knack, patty bone, give the dog a whack

    Xerox never met a tagline writer

    Lorena Bobbitt--new spokesperson for the Ginsu Knife Comp

    Nothing says "I love you" like 6 hrs. of SCREAMIN' SEX with a redhead!

    Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu forecloses.

    Ultimate Jewish dilemma: Free ham!

    Q: Welcome to the afterlife @TO@, you're dead

    I am not infallible. I might be wrong in this too.

    See you soon. -- Death

    I'm me, I'm free and I'm outta control... lock up yer daughters! - TEQ

    Hey, Congress - Your credit card's overdue!

    On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux

    Deep down inside I feel to scream. This terrible silence stops me

    Great Canadian Lie #044: "I was only trying to help!"

    "Does this mean that Beavis'll hafta shave his butt?" - Butthead

    EARL GREY NEVER VARIES

    REAL FUNNY, Scotty! Now beam down my clothes

    Where did your happiness go - Poe

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, August 24, 2022 01:01:20
    Life is just a series of TRUE - FALSE tests.

    Orville Bullitt's been playing with his wand too much.

    A deluge of words and drop of sense.

    A dead pitbull is a good pitbull.

    Put a bag over his head, and do him for Babylon 5!--Franklin

    A mind is a terrible thing to OOOOH, Animaniacs is on!!!

    Bienvenidos al mundo maravilloso de taglines espa+oles

    Questionable day

    Nice sentiment, but I prefer playing God. --Albertus Magnus

    A friend is a lot of things, but a critic he ain't. - Bern Williams

    URA Redneck If U grow corn in your front lawn

    Emoticon: :-=) Older smiley with mustache

    Nice planet - Worf

    My tagline delivered by @TOFIRST@

    BIB: Branch If Branch if branch

    Zathras not good at such judgments, leave them to others

    Well I'm on my way--I don' know where I'm goin'

    I am Bobby of Borg, You resistin' me? Are you resistin' me?

    GUI is good, but console better

    ZAPPA: Evelyn, a modified dog, viewed the fringe of a quivering doilly

    Famous Last Words: Trust me, you don't need this file.

    One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!

    Ever wonder what a cheese puff would be without the cheese?

    A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.

    Out of time now

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, August 25, 2022 01:01:26
    "Give him a handkerchief or something." Quark

    We survive. That's our gig, survival. -- Shakespeare

    A hit! A most palpable hit! - William Shakespeare

    Xywrite: Not For Corporate Types ! Let 'em eat WP

    X-Windows is a terminal disease.

    New Mousepad: marriage certificates. (perennial favorite)

    XRS ..the "uncola" of QWK readers!

    Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree

    Rush Limbaugh - just like a tattoo... gets under your skin.

    "I must be Bad and all things left!!"

    "It pokes, it skewers, it.. err... pokes!" - Mutant Raccoon

    I bet she crawled away to have kittens - Crow

    I've got those four pesky little ounces hanging on since Christmas.

    Don't ever open the drive door when the disk is s) p) i) n) n) i) n) g).

    FIDO lie #VII Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.

    CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.

    How does a blond try to kill birds? Throw them off a cliff.

    I want a car the color of dirt!

    What orators lack in depth they make up in length.

    My little trolls! - Dr. Forrester to Mike & Bots

    Vegetarians eat vegetables: beware of humanitarians...

    A Cardassian groin protector is still no defence against Kira!

    Kissing -- A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.

    don't open your eyes you won't like what you see

    Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fists!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, August 26, 2022 01:01:24
    Zulu time: A Zulu warrior with time on his hands

    Look into the heart of a Dragon and rejoice! - Aimee

    We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report

    The king beaver looked at the river and said "DAMMIT" . . . So they did.

    &lt;-Tagline with a cloaking device.

    Jesus saves... but Lindros scores on the rebound!

    DOOM ][: Not just a spectators sport.

    Being Gay isn't taught... Hate & Prejudice are!

    Jesus loves the white male fetus.

    BBS Lingo: TLA: Three Letter Acronym

    URA Redneck if you have ever hit on someone in a VD clinic

    You better get a bigger gun, you better get your poison pen

    You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. -J.Conrad

    Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears

    Beer doesn't get cramps

    Eye fink oll English teecherz ar stoopid jurx.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as Yoda told him of another Pooh.

    Keep :-) ng !

    Second childhood? I haven't finished the first one.

    Ensign Singer, make it sew. --Picard

    God makes the impossible---Possible!!

    Never say during sex: smile for the camera, honey!!!

    Yo mama got so much dandruff you could build a snow man.

    "Bother," said Pooh, partying with the Canadian Airborne Regiment

    Eat CHILLI with 2 "L's" - it's the law in Illinois

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, August 27, 2022 01:01:20
    You're a Redneck If U have ever financed a tattoo.

    Orthopedists DO IT till it breaks

    MOM'S HINT #109: Cookie dough is better than cookies.

    "It's the amazing collossal dud!" -- Crow T. Robot

    Emanuel SwedenBorg: Conversion is irrelevant. Hell WILL assimilate sinne

    What's 20/20? The IQ of twin blondes.

    Have you been taught to be cautious?

    Get this cheese to Sickbay!!!!!

    Coming real soon - mouse support for Edlin !

    Keep America beautiful ... properly dispose of all lawyers

    The stupidest question is the one unasked.

    ERROR: Computer possessed. Load EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)

    Perhaps taxation without representation would be cheaper!

    A crummy excuse beats no excuse

    URA an Aussie Redneck if your name is John Elliot

    FUNNY BOOK = May Flowers: April Showers

    Darn fool toy!

    My hard drive can't be full... I STILL HAVE SUBDIRECTORIES!

    A political war is one in which everyone shoots from the lip

    Famous Last Words #87: "What pit?"

    Men know life too early, women too late.

    URA Redneck if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard

    Please, you can pretend to be serious, but not witty.

    Love and do what you will. - St. Augustine

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; O come, froggy faithful

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, August 28, 2022 01:01:26
    Zingers? ... Hardly! The items were quite humorous.

    Forrester: It's a nice day for a blood-letting!

    Unicorns aren't nearly as mythical as virgins.

    History, the mistakes that we cannot avoid in the future

    Roadkill Cafe, located somewhere on the Information Superhighway.

    Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music. - Nikki Harris

    VOBIS: - Vomit On Bad Incompetent Service

    XXXXXXXX ++appy ++olidays XXXXXXXX

    Radios will fail as soon as you need air support

    Praise God! Americans are armed and extremely dangerous

    DIAPHRAGM................................Geometry diagram

    My software has no bugs. It just develops random features

    You knew the job was dangerous when you took it. - Super Chicken

    A cute Blonde with a gun.. can go anywhere.. - Janier

    Q "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!...Q ahhhh ummm

    Quick...name ONE issue Clinton hasn't waffled on

    Fast, Cheap, or Good. Pick two.

    Commercial we'll _never_ see: "Got Filk?"

    They interrogated me for almost two days straight. Kim

    Bakers knead it daily. (And so do I)

    Paranoid? Me? Who said that...?

    When the candles are out, all women are fair.

    New Drink: Sour Kraut - schnapps and lemon juice.

    Got a mind like a steel trap: rusty & banned in 19 states

    Science asks "How?", Philosophy asks "Why", And cats don't care

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, August 29, 2022 01:13:04
    Unable to spell "cunnilingus", @FN@ licked her lips

    Endzone dance? I'd rather people think I've been there

    We all have failures. The question is, what do we do with them?

    Yo momma so ugly she makes *YOU* look good!"

    Kevorkian 18, Patients 0

    Welease Bwian!

    You had quite a turbulent couple of years.

    Don't use Double Space -- Just delete Windows?

    Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind!

    Keep Australia Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!

    JAZZ TRIO MAN - Joel's super hero

    Love, like youth, is wasted on the young.

    Gen Italia -- it's NOT an Italian Airline.

    X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot

    Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv. Al Bundy

    You mean you took a *shotgun* to a UFO sighting?

    Q: Why are Blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them.

    KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it!

    I am Madonna of Borg - taste is irrelevant

    Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought

    Jesus is coming! Look busy!

    Oxymoron: social security

    Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Bill Clinton's Honesty"

    Unknown error on undefined device for unexplained reason

    MOLECULAR BIOLOGISTS do it with hot probes.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, August 30, 2022 01:01:22
    Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed

    Pleasing everyone means you end up pleasing no one.

    Epitaph on a gravestone: If this were a real tagline it would be funny

    Joe Siegler - SWC's Main Board chat police

    You know this Earthling--person? --Riff Raff

    Bang! @N@'s dead!

    MBAs do it to learn.

    Kill me and you blow everyone's cover! Everyone! - Kalas

    Yo'momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive.

    NOPLATE: Funny when on paper.

    ZAP: Zero and Add Packed

    A find is a terrible thing to waste!

    Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... He SCORES!

    Book Title: Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer

    "Just take a little time and you'll see that baby, it's me."

    I Kings 7:23 & II Chron 4:2 pi=3.0 so all circles must be six sided

    That wasn't funny, dumbass!

    Very funny, Scotty ! Now beam up my trousers !

    Or maybe they filled Voyager with helium.

    George, you're sappin' my strength. - Elaine

    Vive les grosses otaries bourrΘes α la biΦre !!

    Leave It To a BLUE WAVER

    ROFL(Really Offensive Foul Language)(U KNOW what MAO are!

    Those who can do; Those who can't join the Democratic Party

    Me With a Phased Plasma Rifle"

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, August 31, 2022 01:01:28
    Q - Why does a cow wear a bell?π A - Its horns don't work

    zeal, n.: Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick

    Old Movie-New Star: "Body Of Evidence" - Thomas Nagochi

    Most men never get much older than twelve.

    Tagline deleted for brev

    A sneeze. Billions and billions of snot particles. -- Tom Servo

    Nanotechnology...you've heard of it haven't you?

    Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability. - Flower A. Newhouse

    Speaking clocks DO IT on the third stroke.

    Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

    Politician: reason why close relatives shouldn't breed

    Many people lose their tempers by seeing you keep yours

    Kentucky Fried Palukoo - More Dumsticks In Every Box!

    Those could be *anybody's* tiger tracks - Hobbes

    A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming

    Even in death, some people remain in our hearts.

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Tribble after Borg assimilation.

    Gell-Mann's Dictum: Whatever isn't forbidden is required.

    Look at that vein! Looks like a piece of pasta! - Tom

    "Bother" said Pooh as the White Star dived towards the Hundred Acre Wood

    &gt;Actual Headlines: Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

    Bad Band Name #402: Dayglow Abortions

    Q: What does a blonde say after sex? A: "So, are you all on the same team?

    FOR SALE: set of morals, not used, will sell cheap

    Well, you're a *wuss* raider! -- Joel Robinson

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, September 01, 2022 01:01:24
    "All else shall perish before the power of SPRAGG, the Living Hill!"

    Diplomacy: To do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way.

    ZIP files are like sex. You can use `em over & over, again! <BG>

    I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

    Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that. -- Barrie

    Garibaldi's taking it pretty hard

    There's no ship to leave! She's a dead hulk! - Kirk

    Lady: I like your style

    Never offend a Bard. Fighters kill ya once; Bards slander ya forever!

    Xerox never Xerox, liberals stopped using ditto's years ago

    Must be getting old. - Beverly Howard

    "Bloody peasant!" "Ooh, didja hear that? What a giveaway!"

    Have ex-cashiers been distilled?

    JABBA - AWGTHTGTTA?: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?

    Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;&lt;&lt;*&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;- seaman Tribble

    The computer says he's not on the Station but he didn't log out.-Dax

    The man who dies with the most toys....still dies.

    TThis recipe iz sslighhtly ouut of focus.

    You'll lose your mind and play free games for may -Pink Floyd

    Fook Stingerrrs

    Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan. JFK

    No one on this station is exactly as he appears

    X-Mess Day - the cleanup day after Christmas.

    A "reel" fisherman can 'trailer' his boat by himself!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, September 02, 2022 01:01:22
    You are entitled to your opinion no matter how misguided.

    "Bother," said Pooh as @T posted again

    URA Redneck if: Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas l

    Our civilization has grown past that point of barbarism where it's possible to get anything done

    "Look! She's dressed for the Benny Hill audition!" -- Crow

    Do that voodoo that you do

    Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!

    "Les vrais paradis sont les paradis qu'on a perdus"[The true paradises are the lost paradises.] - Marcel Proust

    No taglines were harmed during the writing of this message.

    Voles ate my homework

    What is meant to be will always find a way.

    Help Orville, buy a clue.

    Reality is Immaterial

    Seven-course meal for a man...a hot dog and a six-pack.

    KNOCKING YOUR FUNNY BONE by Lord Howard Hertz

    A production of the information-addicted insane.

    Girl trouble? Isn't that redundant?

    Oh him he's been lurking.

    My other vehicle is the Kobayashi Maru....(sigh)

    Guy: Wanna' belt? * Crow: No, I've got suspenders

    Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants in the driveway.

    Ve believe zat peace is at hand

    Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware

    Yo mama is so poor, Jimmy Swaggart gives HER money.

    Gun control means people control. - A. Hitler, 1939

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, September 03, 2022 01:01:28
    Victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.

    Not bird, nor turd, not even frog, just little ol' me, Underdog.

    Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't need him again

    Vineburg's Law of Specifications: "True" MTBF = MTBF%1000

    Gravestones cheer the living; they're no use to the dead

    Wayne has no Elvis in him.

    My God is changeless in his love for me, and he will come and help me. - Psalm 59:10

    For sale: 9-volt smoke alarm with silencer

    Quid pro quirk: Something for a weirdo.

    XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):

    Confuscious say:He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck

    Ko se kompjutera masi, od njega i gine !

    GOVMENT.SYS corrupted - hold General Election (Y/n)?

    Equatt - The pasttime of trying to balance the light swit

    VTBNL (Victim to be named later) &lt;aw&gt;

    Sit FIDO, SIT I said. That's a good boy.

    No matter how you vote, a government still gets elected.

    More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking. - Mark Twain

    WANTED: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

    Edison!!! Watch out for that gate........&lt;CRASH!&gt; (Never mind!)

    False appearance of fine speech

    Don't tell him. He might crack. - Slappy Squirrel

    Ferengi RoA # 21: Never place friendship above profit.

    SYSOP-System Operator

    BAF: Blow All Fuses

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, September 04, 2022 01:01:24
    Kupi kanap i pucaj u sebe tamo gde je voda najdublja.

    Hey Butthead. Does this suck? -- Beavis

    Number One, buy me a Pontiac!

    Bacon & eggs - Hens are involved but pigs are commited.

    Yeshua, ha'Mashiach

    Pentium. Redefining the PC, and Mathmatics as well!

    Was *anybody* on that ship working for me? - Chakotay

    "=Human= rights. Even your language is racist!"

    God is dead and 50,000 social workers have taken His place.

    Some days you step in it, other days you feel like it

    Michael Jackson sucks! and so does his music

    Veni, Vidi, VD...I came, I saw, I caught a disease.

    To err is human. And stupid.

    Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

    You are going to invent the Tension Sheet. * Rimmer

    LSD melts your mind and not your hand.

    Learn your history or repeat it in summer school

    Piano Mouth - Particular condition after one has eaten chocolate cake.

    void atexit("Jump in a lake!");

    Daddy: (if unknown, attach list of three suspects): _______________

    Xanthony = Piers Anthony

    "It's called... `Is There a God'?" - Wednesday Addams

    Emoticon: := | Baboon

    Kissing' don't keep 'em: cooking' do.

    Edon wen a?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, September 05, 2022 01:19:16
    Fight between you and the world? Back the world!

    A yer ao I kudnt spel seks mainiek now I are won.

    X-generation: A disarmed generation soon becomes an X-generation

    Veni, Vidi, VVVRROOOMMM: I came, I saw, I hauled ass!

    I posted the instructions this morning.

    New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Electrocuted tribble.

    A whole skin is worth a thousand victories.

    Oh, and child, one last thing... - Winn as Columbo

    A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City... Film at 11

    The only thing worse than a bachelor is his son

    Xmas? NO!!! Put CHRIST back into CHRISTmas!

    Hunt of Borg: Taglines are futile. This one is assim*&!xxxx.

    Q: Is Schroedinger's Cat dead or alive? A: Yes.

    One measure of a man's ignorance is his arrogance.

    You have no RIGHTS to be Politically Correct

    * &lt;- Tribble *! . &lt;- Tribble Olympics, Baseball

    I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo.

    I am Leghorn of Borg: prepare, ah said get ready to be assimilated!

    Que sera, samba: What will be, will dance.

    Glad I could help -- Geordi, Yesterday's Enterprize

    Group TRIBBLE: 117 taglines

    Today is tomorrow's yesterday.

    The only time when it's too early to go to sleep is when you haven't woken up yet. - David Sanders

    Genius does what it must, and talent does what it can. -- Owen Meredith

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, September 06, 2022 01:01:28
    Put a bag over his head, and do him for Babylon 5!--Franklin

    "Just program it [Arthur's brain] to say 'where's the tea?'" -Zaphod

    Vomiting: Unplanned re-examination of recent food choices

    Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

    Time is the wisest of all counselors.

    Fido has been naughty again. Naughty Fido

    Zit: Dog Command.

    C'mon you bastards! Come at me! - Joel on guy w/gun

    Error opening CLINTON.EXE * COUNTRY.USA, unrecoverable

    She was only a telegraph operator's daughter, but she DI DIT DI DIT

    Someone stole my kishka! - Mike as deli worker

    Deflower Power

    DP&gt;&gt; (No I do not carry Fidonet on my system.)

    Parentheses - a bad habit, but I'm trying to bracket.

    My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

    * &lt;--- Tribble **7 &lt;--- Secret agent Tribble

    Fresh outta sex rehab.

    Bormnac-set here

    A chocolate sundae! .. how did you know?! - D. Troi

    A man is not complete until he gets married. Then he is FINISHED.

    A personal receiver? - Kirk

    You can't walk in the daylight if you fly with the bats at night.

    Programmers DO IT in higher levels.

    "It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery!" - Yakko

    Jesus loves you. But then again, so does Barney.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, September 07, 2022 01:01:26
    Excuse me, can you spare a recipe?

    The older I get, it seems the better I used to be.

    Xanthony = Piers Anthony

    Vivat Trimaris!

    Dykstra's Law: Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    Not using Qmail Deluxe2 - and boy am I glad!

    * &lt;-- Tribble o &lt;--- Sheared Tribble ,,,,,, &lt;--- Tribble Wool

    CONFUCIUS SAY: A man with hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts

    "Is it any better to drown in blood than in filth?"

    Remember the good old days When juvenile delinquency was observed mainly in juveniles?

    A woman is the only thing that I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me. - Abraham Lincoln

    I'm donating my body to science fiction!

    Silly wabbit! QWK's are for QWKiddds!

    Slut: a girl who will go to bed with anyone, except you

    A sprinkle a day keeps Orville Bullitt away.

    We're attempting to exhume this potato. Mulder

    No. Please. Don't. Stop. --W. Wonka

    Kira, when Quark goosed her.

    Menu: a list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.

    ROA #057. Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them

    Everything Zen, everything Zen, I don't think so!

    Ooooooops... - Captain of the Titanic

    See the TURTLE of enormous girth,

    Veni, vidi, boogie...I came, I saw, I left in a BIG hurry

    XMAS NARCISSISTIC::::Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, September 08, 2022 01:01:26
    The Microsoft Network Gates of bogosity.

    # &lt;- Tribble hit by a car + &lt;-Balding Tribble

    Zucchini is NOT the name of a circus trapeze act!

    Cases of fetishists with IQ's over 150 have beem documented."--Scully

    Gift Hug...One size fits all and is easy to exchange

    Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.

    You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours. - Ilka Chase

    Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies! -- Joel Robinson

    Beat me, whip me, make me write Barry Blaes Taglines

    You know what sucks, Beavis? - Butt-Head

    Nuclear clock stands at T - 5 minutes

    Murphy's Law holds no more than eighty percent of the time. Unfortunately,

    Useless Invention: Brake oil.

    &gt;&gt;&gt; Continued to next message

    Yo mama's so ugly that for birth control, she leaves the lights on.

    X-Men Wish List: Dolph Lundgren as Colossus.

    VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

    Real Racing: When The Green Flag Drops, The Bull Stops

    No one's come anywhere near the panel. Odo

    Programmers put it in their head

    Rocotos are hot enough to raise the dead. -Peruvian folklore

    A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.

    Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt

    Prepare to abandon your vessel. - Kirk

    XC: Log entry for pilots who leave & return to pattern

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, September 09, 2022 01:01:34
    EACH: A minor irritation that causes scratching.

    Can wear alien attire while still looking like a leader.

    You shout and no one seems to hear

    Kosh- If you go to Z'Ha'Dum... you will die. Sheridan- Then I die.

    "All right, Simpson, you win _this_ round." -- Jimbo

    Enough with the taglines already - Slappy Squirell

    Calvin, I want you to take this note to Miss Zarves for me. - Mrs. Jewls

    Rush's friends employees need "Save the children" chariti

    Kinda depressing for just going through over 150 pages of 'Hell'.

    MOM'S HINT #048: Teachers ARE underpaid.

    Now you see that Evil will always triumph over Good, because Good is dumb

    Penthouse Forum: The Motion Picture. -- Crow T. Robot

    Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints"

    Parties are no fun when the hostess is exhausted. - Anna Steven

    Veni, Vidi, VISA (I came, I saw, I charged!)

    psujem mater onom pokvarenom Bogu, zasto su se kola slomila na meni.

    I gave my electrician shorts for Christmas

    URA Redneck If Ur 'watch dogs' are geese.

    Chaque annΘe, il y a exactement le meme nombre d'hommes que de femmes

    Enjoy the Universe - it's the only one you have!

    Kyle: Hey, look, there's Wendy Testeburger. Stan: Huh, where? South Park

    VPA: Vanishing Point Arithmetic

    Umrophobia: fear of not being able to figure out what to be afraid of!

    Yield to temptation @TOFIRST@..... ME!

    Despair was the bumper crop - Crow

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, September 10, 2022 01:01:26
    Unpopular Bible Fact: The Sabbath is SATURDAY. (numerous references)

    Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.

    Yo' momma's so stupid she got a bowl when told it was chilly outside

    Distance: The only thing the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep

    There is no knowledge that is not power

    Lab Law #5: Hydrochloric acid looks just like water.

    Just someone I met at the Quick Dial Bar

    COMPUTER ONE BBS....Always free internet E-MAIL

    Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!"

    I have become comfortably numb.

    ZAPPA: Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow

    Quartet: where all four think the other three can't sing.

    Living is an art. It's not bookkeeping. It takes a lot of rehearsing for a man to be himself. - William Saroyan

    Ura Redneck if your taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.

    Clinton lost touch with the American public a *LONG* time ago.

    Oxymoron: civil war

    Khan: "I KNOW you!" Chekov: "No you don't, it's another YATI!" :-)

    More For Your Money - By Max Amize

    Ye Shall Seek Me, And Find Me, When Ye Shall Search For Me With All Your Heart !!

    System Error Unable to Locate Coffee and Smokes... Operator Halted!!

    Elevator men do it on all floors

    "For everything, ask `what is it, in itself.'" -- Hannibal Lector

    Cheer up -- if the economy collapses completely, you won't owe your student loan to *anybody*

    Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv. Al Bundy

    Very funny Mr. Scott -- Now beam up my clothes

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, September 11, 2022 01:01:22
    Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer

    JOB: Jump On Beaver

    Ura redneck if you can drink tobacco spit and not puke!

    Well, it looks like Einstein's a fraud, wouldn't you say ? - Calvin

    Metamathematicians think they're philosophers

    &lt;Ring&gt;&lt;Ring&gt; "Channel 9 switchboard......hello Danny,I've missed you!"

    Hey, I said I was nice ... not fantastic!! ;) - Corrina Dreger

    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. --Laurie Kuslansky

    OLD MACDONALD BOUGHT THE FARM, E I E I O

    For God sakes Jim... I'm a Doctor, not a tagline writer!

    GETE; Grinning Ear To Ear

    Do not approach me unannounced! --Worf to Troi

    Hire a manic, they work like crazy!

    STAR WARS ...There's no such thing as luck

    Love is the glue that holds the universe together

    No Sally Struthers, that's my cake eehhhh! - Cartman, South Park

    XXX!!CAUTION!!XXX Beware of Warnings!

    Rush.Talk about Unamerican!

    Glenlivet - as Smooth as Jim O's head

    Oxymoron: New Classic Rock

    URA Redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

    Old age is the harbor of all ills. -- Bion

    Okay, I luv ya bye-bye!

    Liberals militant? They aren't the ones tossing the bombs around!

    Question Authority.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, September 12, 2022 01:21:50
    Disclaimer: Any agreement between my views and those of my employer are an unintentional coincidence

    Jesus saves, Kali scores on the rebound!

    Ne bojte se SysOp-a, vec strujnog udara.

    Let's just say that you could use two sprinkles a day

    Medical Definition ─ Capsule: A space ship

    A sigh can break a man in two. ── The Talmud

    Man: The only province to ever violently rebel against the feds.

    OFF-LINE XPRESS Taste Test: Lick- ############ [it's vanilla, right?]

    G.I. Series - Baseball game between teams of soldiers

    Real estate brokers do it for a commission.

    Good spelling is of Paramount importance.

    Private agreements cannot derogate from public law

    Let's hear it for Per-KINS, Per-KINS, Per-KINS, Per-KINS, Per-KINS

    Grandma got run over by a dragon

    ZModem.... Big BITS, Nice BAUD, Tight ASCII.

    This tagline is made from 100% recycled letters.

    Keep your dreams alive - Darkwood

    Clinton used to boink anything that moved, but he's not as picky now

    Housework: What we do, that nobody notices, until we haven't done it

    A good tagline isn't stolen, it's resurrected!

    Michael Jackson supports NAFTA, more boys and girls that way.

    URA Redneck if U consider beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment

    Respect is not a right; it's a privilege.

    Mulder, there are frogs falling from the sky! - Dana Scully

    Every three seconds a man is verbally abused by a feminizt in this country

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, September 13, 2022 01:01:26
    Specimen: An Italian astronaut.

    News flash: Energizer bunny arrested on battery charges

    Kamek-Mako Industries does not take responsibility for insanity cause by

    PKUNZIP finished...PKBLOWJOB now commencing.

    Vermicious knids eat oompa loompas!

    Useless Invention: Combs for bald-heads.

    Chilies are like Pall Malls.... You can light either end.

    ZIP ZIP UNDO ME

    Light meter: [...../] Heavy meter: ▓oooooó▓

    Jeff Dahmer is so lonely for sex he can almost taste it.

    Solus com sola non cogitabuntur orare Pater Noster

    Declare "Open Season" on Constitution Deconstructionists.

    Veterinarians drive like animals.

    Variables won't; constants aren't. - L. Long

    Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force.

    So this must be how Kafka Felt

    Objects in mirror are really illusions

    Even moderation should be practiced in moderation

    Don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what t

    A Crown of Thorns is still a Crown...Samael

    (%%%) Baseball smiley.

    BEER not found: (P)anic, (S)tart new batch

    xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

    "I only create zombies during working hours." Crow T. Robot

    Every sperm is Sacred!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, September 14, 2022 01:01:24
    Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? Not *today*, sir, no.

    hajde dijete otvorimo ples zamisli da svira najdrazi bend

    Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you

    Power corrups. Absolute power is kind of neat, though.

    Vulcan logic + Klingon courage + Romulan treachery = Humans

    Fever's not a new thing. Fever started long ago

    Later, in completely unrelated footage... -- Mike Nelson

    Super Collider (n): Particle accelerator. See Amtrak

    Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead. -Melchett

    Dilator - to delay dying

    Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch

    A flat doesn't occur until the day after the tire sale.

    Q: What do you call a lawyer with a 75 IQ? A: Your Honor.

    I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy

    I trust one person on this planet @FN@, & you're talking to her

    Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang

    O Lord, thou hast searched me and known me

    Zathras not good with usenet

    AARRGGHH!!, I've just been stabbed! said Tom half-heartedly.

    Werewolf. - Samuel Clemens to Worf

    Go ahead, make my tagline

    Waste not, want not // Waste not seen is the most obscene

    I am Shirley McLain of Borg: Didn't I assimilate you in another life?

    PUNNY BOOK = Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator.

    Mouse button failure, click here to resume.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, September 15, 2022 01:01:20
    A Liberal's financial destruction of society can really r

    Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche

    There is a limit at which forbearance ceases to be a virtue. --- Edmond Blake

    EMT's....We love to play Doctor !!!!

    Guy: He was hanged * Crow T. Robot: Was he well-hanged?

    He that lives on hope will die fasting -- B. Franklin

    Men call us birds. Is that 'cos we pick up worms?

    Ferrets are examples of the chaos theory in action

    Q: What do you call 32 Redneck women? A: A full set of teeth.

    Rehab Is for Quitters.

    I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over

    Bad Band Name #482: Quilted Fish

    Filmed in Convolution-vision - Crow

    Kids come running for the rich taste of Gamera!

    "Knowing the Captain so well, she will.. blah.. blah.. blah..." -Tuvok

    Zen and the Art of EchoMail: Be the message... Be the tagline

    felt this bad before: deja rue

    We cannot let this be -- THE END Oh yes, we can! - MST3K

    Bite the bullet and shoot your mouth off.

    Roses r Red, Violets r Blue, I made this tagline, to annoy u

    "Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ started moaning in passion

    Varicose Veins - Veins very close to each other

    I'd like it all automated.

    OS/2 2.1 &lt;== This is your brain Windows &lt;== Your brain on drugs.

    I want a woman, not some little girl who hasn't grown up quite yet.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, September 16, 2022 01:01:28
    Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Love, Moon Virgin

    Raise hell with politicians. They make the laws.

    A wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation.

    Very funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes...

    K.O.R. excuse #14: Madoka's parents giving concert

    You're sure this is what you want? -- Julia

    John E. Dolibois, U.S. Ambassador to Luxembourg, was an Eagle Scout.

    I'm simply a...warrior. EHMP

    A bird in hand can be an awful mess.

    Be glad we don't get all the government we pay for.

    (tee hee) Just push the little handle and ...............who

    Kilroy occupied these spatial coordinates.

    STRUCTURED PROGRAMMERS DO it OD

    Skeleton at Keyboard: Overuse of Windoze.

    Zorch, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home. - Odo

    Robocomm + Ez-reader + Q-mail = more sleep

    TP Curse:May the face of Bob walk your dreams

    U paklu je vrag pozitivan lik.

    NERDs: N.ot E.xactly R.eal D.orks

    Freefall Sex: Honey, if this is *safe*, why the priest and the rabbi?

    I can do it, Captain, but it's gonna take some time. --LaForge

    Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.

    DO NOT look in laser with remaining eye!

    Everything's exactly where it should be, except us. Kirk

    Keep the plug in the jug.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, September 17, 2022 01:01:24
    Be very careful. YOU, too, can be a circuit.

    ERROR #1456: COMPUTER NOT LOCATED OR ON-LINE. YOU'VE BEEN RIPPED-OFF!

    You don't have to try, you just have to be

    Kat: an unprogrammable animal

    Ultimato - The choice of eating veggies or going to bed without supper

    Zackary, you forgot the bloomin' TAGLINE

    Fall, when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners.

    Oops! I dropped my tagline!

    Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.

    Yo mama so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

    * &lt;- Tribble + * &lt;- Four seconds in the growth of a tribble.

    Great Canadian Lie #044: "I was only trying to help!"

    URA Redneck If U've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

    Please stand out of the crease.

    Very funny Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!

    How pleasant it is to have money. - Arthur Hugh Clough

    Democrats: Redistribute YOUR money to Deadbeats!

    I'm getting no signal from it, sir. - Uhura

    &lt;KABOOM!&gt; "I think I'll go chat with my *former* alchemist!" -- Kask

    Press Is There anyone out there that has Manx cat's?

    E.V.A. Rule #3: Be very, very careful with sharp objects

    POPs+OOPs+C==C++

    I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't.

    Veni, Vidi, Clinti - I Came, I Saw, I Lied.

    Think you got it bad. My other PC is an Osborne

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, September 18, 2022 01:01:20
    Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep the Blackbird flyin'...Blackbi..r..d

    Bored? Grow a wen

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...

    Cats are God's way of saying your furniture's too nice

    Ursa Major's do it bare.

    #:-) &lt;: - Snake stalking person.

    Beat the animals with this tagline is the flute!

    Single women know more about men; if they didn't, they'd be married.

    XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!!

    Zucchini? I gotta pay more attention to these recipes before I post em

    He's dead Jim, you take his phaser and I'll take his wife

    You're pretty cool sometimes, Beavis

    Visit Scenic Melniboné

    CRASH: Normal termination.

    Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling - Rush Limbaugh

    Life is tough. it's even tougher if you're stupid

    * &lt;- Tribble *|-------*- &lt;- Jousting Tribbles

    Hackers do it immediately.

    Data: It is the shoes

    Lots Of Laughs By Joe Kinn

    URA Redneck if: Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

    VISA, its everywhere you want to be.

    XEROX does it again and again and again and again.

    I love the way you talk...and I would love to make you "tingle".

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, September 19, 2022 01:23:52
    Q: What do you call blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets

    Even the Garden of Eden had its Serpents

    ZAPPA: Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow

    A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go

    Zwieback: A crisp slice of wellbred conversation.

    A high velocity bullet at close range can damage the mind

    "I was born modest, not all over, but in spots." -- Twain

    Erhardt: Do the words Oxygen Deprivation mean anything to ya?

    Female Oxymoron: Grace period.

    Mafia hit man with a bullet for my neck

    A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

    Justice is always my business. - The Tick

    You say you gotta stay hungry - hey baby! I'm just about starving tonight. - Bruce Springsteen

    Religion without a Goddess is halfway to atheism!

    I like children, Really. Taste just like chicken

    Every man is an omnibus in which his ancestors ride.

    We are 49'ers of Borg. San Diego is irrelevant.

    V_o^o_V Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.

    XPSW: eXecute Program Status Word

    FRA #229: Latinum lasts longer than lust

    He's got thighs like a hamster - Tom sings about ninja

    Morality is not defined and cannot be defined by individual choice. - Rush Limbaugh

    Zippy the pinhead is a twit.

    YKYHW: you get excited by the time bank balance

    Daddy, why can't this magnet pick up this floppy?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, September 20, 2022 01:01:26
    Elephants never forget, but dead elephants tell no tales

    Blind hookers: You've really got to hand it to them!

    Laugh when you can; cry when you must.

    Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine

    You better caveat that statement. ÄAlexander Haig

    How did &gt;you&lt; come to your decision? Worf to Data

    Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

    QUICK! Hand me the cat! The cherry bomb's lit!

    &lt;IXΘYä&gt;&lt; jude &gt;&lt;+&gt; HIS hand

    Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no HONOUR!

    JOHN F.KENNEDY - Jack In The Box

    A fool and his ferret are soon parted.

    The fridge light DOES go off! Now can I get out, please?

    Barfign*gen: Carsickness in a Volkswagen...

    Famous Last Words #71: I think it's dead...

    Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% comp

    Yankees do it until they're blue.

    XT or AT, it makes a big difference.

    SHORTEST BOOK: A Guide To Arab Democracies

    Don't investigate this too closely. -- Donald Bellisario

    "M-O-O-N, that spells sore feet." - Tom Cullen

    Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

    Stop that ship! They didn't pay the Wormhole toll!!

    Their company loves misery.

    Gimme an entendre... and make it a double

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, September 21, 2022 01:01:26
    Drat these computers! They're so naughty and so complex

    Quatrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!

    Que sera, sinister: What will be, will be left handed.

    Eye On Video

    Don't ask me I'm just visiting this planet

    Get US out of the United Nations!

    No, oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot! -- Dingo

    PUNNY BOOK: Round the World: Madge Ellen.

    Joel: Sound again! * Bots: Three...Four!

    Zoom users of the World : unite

    I am Barney of Borg. Today we learned how to assimilate!

    Driders and yochlol and drow, oh my!

    I'm not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

    Gun trigger locks are a surefire safety precaution.

    CROSSCOUNTRY RUNNERS do it in open fields

    Pass the spray paint and keep an eye open

    What happens when you get scared half to death.....twice?

    I'm a doctor, not a bartender. - EMH Doctor

    Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

    NO MR. WORF. I SAID SETTING 6, NOT 16!!!!?? stupid Klingon..ZAPPPPP

    Clamp, 2, 3, 4, Sponge, 2, 3, 4. -- Hawkeye

    Relativity teaches us the connection between the different descriptions of one and the same reality. - Albert Einstein

    Welcome to the Wide World of Sports. Today we have The Mo

    &gt;This tagl ineh asto oman yfou rlet terw ords.

    Babes, mom. I gotta look cool - Calvin

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, September 22, 2022 01:01:22
    A hole is nothing,but U can still break your neck in it

    My dad says I'm too husky - Tom

    He who dies with the most scanners wins!

    Let's go to Picture Picture - Mike

    Dreamed of potato chips - awoke and all my 3.5s were gone

    Quick, I need a tagline, let me steal yours

    Zodiac signs are a bunch of Taurus feces

    KISS-Keep It Simple Stupid

    "Kill him. Better yet, I'll kill him. You push the button

    Hmmmmm....take you to him I will. - Yoda

    Pres.Bush cut funding for public television in his latest budget. As a result, PBS may have to eliminate some of their shows. You can tell money is tight at PBS because earlier today, Burt and

    Deanna: I sense great lust from half the crew

    Every time I have to use Word I get disgusted

    God is alive - he just doesn't want to get involved.

    UnderDemocrats,ManExploitsMan.UnderRepublicans,TheOpposite!

    Zit gun set for stun! - Joel as teen runs to his car

    ...you notice the sun coming up outside your window.

    Enter password:5668 error password:virus thank you for

    You want to put WHAT... Where?

    Hi! I am a .signature virus. Copy me into your .signature file to join in!

    Orville Bullitt - Knitting with only one needle.

    "Here we go again." - Katie Ka-boom's mother

    "Extremism, in defense of liberty, is no vice"

    Where the $#!/& IS Carmen San-Diego???

    TV addict who grumbles when disturbed: grouch potato.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, September 23, 2022 01:01:22
    Come in, @TOFIRST@, and I'll show you a real Picard maneuver

    Never tell a man anything he does not need to know

    Females of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

    Do not let the dog eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.

    "Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die"

    Last week I went fishing and all I got was a sunburn, poison ivy and mosquito bites

    Tomahawk Cruise Missiles - When you care enough to send the very best!

    Doctor, he seemed more angry than frightened. - Uhura

    Real sysops are always on the brink of divorce.

    REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Computer paper is cheap and flimsy.

    Vote Republican, it's easier than thinking.

    A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard

    See what happens when you don't vote?

    Sinead O'Connor in the side pocket

    Hugs: One size fits all & they're easy to exchange

    Zo, tell me about your mother, Herr Heinlein.

    Cats do it universally

    Venusian anteater gangs-think about it for a while

    Clinton's America: Criminals vs Unarmed Citizens.

    Q: How do you know Clinton is lying? A: His lips are moving.

    Chicken: The only thing you can eat before it's born & after it's dead

    ZOOLOGISTS do it with animals

    I'm nausous, I'm nausous, I'm nausous... - Filbert, in a swing

    Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -- Salvor Hardin

    People say I'm an indian giver .. no, I take that back.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, September 24, 2022 01:01:26
    War is nothing but a duel on a larger scale. -Clausewitz

    To say 'I love you' one must first be able to say the 'I'. - Ayn Rand - The Fountainhead

    "Bother!" said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor.

    A fool and his money are soon SYSOP

    Rule Seven: No Pooftahs!

    New Orleans Saints season ticket holding sysop here --- Go Saints

    Forsyth's Law: Just when you see the light at the end of the tunnel, the roof caves in on you

    Reformat hard drive. That's what you really, really want?

    Gun Ownership: An insurance policy for freedom.

    A political career comes to a screeching halt. -- Mike Nelson

    "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher mistook him for a pop-up target

    Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. - Winston Churchill

    URA Redneck If U think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.

    XMB: eXclusive MayBe

    X is irrelevant

    Taxidermists will mount anything

    Searching three provinces for sleazy chicks... -- Mike Nelson

    "But I don't WANT to defend myself . . . " - Brady law supporter.

    Never mind that roses have thorns; be grateful that thorns have roses.

    Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, you won't either.

    He's going over the edge! Stop him! - Mike on bread man

    Kelly ■ I'll have to play with my switches and make it do

    Back To Back - By Will E. Tyrn

    Power Forward for the Klingon Rollerball Team.

    Vogons! snapped Ford. We're under attack!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, September 25, 2022 01:01:24
    Emergency, Emergency, I've run out of taglines!!!!!

    &lt;rumble&gt; &lt;shake&gt; -Wait, I DISABLED disasters!

    Zall's Law: A dirty book is seldom dusty.

    XT Nostalgia? Run Windows

    She's a sad tomato

    Vet's sign: The doctor will be with you soon. SIT! STAY!

    Caressing your love with rabbit fur is a form of necrobestiality.

    They're coming to GET you, Barbara

    Nude Camping: America's 142 favorite sport!

    X Communism, the opiate of the intellectuals

    ERROR 864F: (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer

    Ura Redneck if, Your wife outweighs your truck.

    Sige, Grandmother of God, The Silent Goddess.

    Sex on top of the microwave. Done in just 30 seconds.

    Let me know if you didn't receive this message.

    Gee, I coulda had at V.8 connection!

    Que sera, salary: What will be, gets paid.

    QUANTITY - A good substitute for quality when you are hungry

    Que es mi barco mi tesoro, que es mi Dios la libertad

    Contains less than 2% U.S. RDA for this echo

    Ooooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!

    Live is not tried, it's merely survived... - Garth Brooks

    Did you know you have a Vorlon inside you? - Lorien (B5)

    'Tryed to keep it down...but there was nothin' I could say'

    Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, September 26, 2022 01:14:34
    Just smilin' and dialin' my life away

    Jim Brady relied on the Government for his safety

    I like a man who's crazy about me.

    XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

    Oh No, Not A Shock To The Shamies!!

    A man's guess is more accurate than a woman's certainty.

    URA Redneck if family reunions are good places to pick up women.

    Code. Zero. Zero. Zero. Destruct. Zero. - Kirk

    HYDRA, n. A kind of animal that ancients catalogued under many heads.

    virus, virii, viriii, viriv, virv, virvi, virvii..

    Do not disturb. I'm already quite disturbed, thank you.

    A 3.5 inch hard is better than a 5.25" floppy.

    Progress at best consists of replacing errors with more subtle errors

    Karinthy's Definition: A bus is a vehicle that goes on the other&lt;&gt;side in the opposite direction

    Quenching a swords temper in peasants has been outlawed.

    I apologise for being late, Captain. Delenn

    Don't pay the ransom ... I've escaped

    Useless Invention: Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.

    What if I slipped in the shower?..Oh my god, I'd be killed! -- Homer

    Fishermen do it with their rods.

    You may be redneck if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty.

    FIDO lie #IV There is no such thing as line noise.

    QL.COM not loading. DEL NBC? [Y/N]

    Love your fellow man in every way the law allows.

    Fiber Optics is NOT another new cereal!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, September 27, 2022 01:01:26
    Ratta tat tat, Never hesitate to put a nigga on his back

    No Gifts, please. CASH ONLY!

    X - Is there a tagline that starts with X?

    Def: Expert: Anyone from out of town.

    A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.

    People seldom want to walk over you until you lie down

    Maybe they're really brought by the Easter Lizard on the Easter Snake.

    God spoke, "A little liberal shall lead them .."

    May the forces of evil become confused on their way to your doorstep

    Liquid crystal

    (I can't remember his name, but its black rose's brother.)

    Quiz--Democrats are: 1)Beyond hope 2)Lost 3)Nobody cares

    Unqualified superlatives are the worst superlatives of all

    Relax, otherwise you might die all tensed up.

    Oxymoron: plastic canvas

    socket? Help! I installed Windows and my Pentium

    "I'm invincible!" -- Black Knight

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? No, but it makes me spit

    "Bother," said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the 747.

    Don't tongue my hair! - Tom as girl

    * &lt;- Tribble + &lt;- Positive Tribble

    System halted: Press any key to do nothing.

    ZAPPA: Aww Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)uy an abacus

    Eh, he's a nice old man, isn't he?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, September 28, 2022 01:01:24
    Quayle Library burns: Both books are lost!

    Limbaugh: Assimilation on loan from God.

    Drunk, like a drunk-driver driving, there's no surviving

    Choosy Moms choose .Gif

    from the Notebooks of Lazarus Long. Lots of taglines, many well known

    No, what a stupid fool *you* are! - The Security Chief

    Yo mama's so fat, she went to the beach and sold shade!

    Well, that's our shift - Crow as girl wrestler

    URA Redneck If Ur pocket knife's been referred to as "Exhibit A".

    * &lt;- Tribble ' &lt;- Tribble.ZIP

    Catalogue: How to tell one sort of cat from another.

    Okay, but a few of these are kind of obscure.

    Happiness seems so hard to win.

    Pure bare naked plane. Got no markings - Tom

    ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION: Other people's waste

    Ursel - Goddess of the Stars, Moon Virgin

    Engineering is the science of "CLOSE ENOUGH".

    Jack Kevorkian for house doctor in Congress!

    Real Newspaper Headline: Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

    Yo' momma's so dark the sun sends her a monthly bill

    * &lt;- Tribble (*) &lt;- Tribble pilot in a TIE fighter

    Blood is thicker than apple juice, but not as tasty

    Zeroes and ones will take us there. -- Jesus Jones

    MCP - Money Clouds my Perception

    Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!"

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, September 29, 2022 01:01:20
    URA Redneck if your truck is taller than your house.

    No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar

    Prune Juice: The breakfast for Runers...

    X PROGRAMMERS do it with clients and servers.

    &lt;&lt;&lt; Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload. &lt;&lt;&lt;

    Everything worthwhile I do, I learned from my cat

    Load the .357, bubba, we got us a lane change up ahead!

    A couple of numbers missing on the clock

    Your rifle can't go out and get a job.

    Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaki..%^$#$% NO CARRIER

    You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy

    Fresh ground pepper sir? - Mike as bums eat

    Missiles of ligneous or osterous consistency have the potential of

    A parking meter is a means of buying time.

    Quayle of Borg: Speling is irelevante.

    Poor @N@: Just a notch off the timing mark!

    Let me go! - Quark

    PUSSY needs love, admiration, & Worship, as you need food.

    Zoroastrianism sh*t happens half the time

    I'm Meatloaf of Borg. I want you, I need you, but love is futile.

    Out of the mouths of babes comes strained spinach

    No it was his sweetbreads.

    Justice League Wish List: Perry King as Superman.

    Beneath the rule of men entirely great, The pen is mightier than the sword. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

    PBS: Shareware TV! To register, please send a check or money order

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, September 30, 2022 01:01:26
    Support Operation Restore Hope...Shoot a reporter!

    Bones, it's Ensign Rosebud! He's a sled, Jim.

    &lt;&lt;----- The information went data way -----&gt;&gt;

    URA Redneck if you have to dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.

    Jos Windows olisi auto, se olisi Lada

    XXXXXXXXX Jail for Tagline Thieves

    Simplicity is always a virtue. - Edward Abbey

    A person who hunts using birds of prey might drive a Falcon.

    Universal Obscurant and Specularly Reflective Surfaces

    Well you're not like any bartender I've met before. - Ro Laren

    A Communistic Keyboard has no 'ESC' Key

    Yeah!! Thanks! -Peppy

    Up, up the long delirious burning blue

    Education means developing the mind, not stuffing the mem

    WORK: The curse of the drinking class.

    I think we copied the Tagline file over it

    Gun Control laws are Victim Disarmament Laws

    (BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer!

    What? This *isn't* the MINDLESS CHATTER echo?

    Pikinu's Pampered Pomeranian Paradise! 502-895-8866

    Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking

    Emoticon: :-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"

    No one has ever died an Atheist. - Plato

    He's dead Jim, You get his teeth. - Bones McCoy, DDS

    I have no _good_ answer to that question. - Bashir

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, October 01, 2022 01:01:22
    Normal people get scared by weirdos like you. -Dione

    Sysadmin training course, lesson #1: rm -rf / . Recover

    I saved my Alternate Universe manual from College... -- Nelson

    OY! A Pervert! THIS, I don't need! - Frumple

    Keep your eye upon the doughnut, & not upon the hole

    Happy people must know something we don't. Garfield

    XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

    UV-degradable and biodegradable are different things.

    &gt;your I.Q. (Insanity Quotient)????? &lt;ROFL!&gt;

    Shoot him! - Crow after Tom says armadillo was on TARKUS

    He who tries to pick all the flowers is sure to get some poison ivy

    QUAKE ■ Need we say more?

    PERFECTIONISTS do it better.

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribble in Love

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he called in a false fire alarm.

    XUXA - Created and Developed by Morton Lee Cohen

    A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

    Xanthielle is only a little dead.

    My son Michael is now head of the family. - Don Corleone

    Computer lie #1: You'll never use all that hard drive space.

    Quark has plenty of reasons to feel guilty... - Odo

    Robbie Robertson on dress-up day - Crow T. Robot

    I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!

    My hard drive just got harder!!

    Recipe snaging: Official sport of the Recipe echo.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, October 02, 2022 01:01:28
    'That was the stun setting. This is not.' --Data

    Jon Mikl Thor was in the movie - Tom Servo

    My mind kept wandering so I packed it a picnic lunch.

    VirusScan: MS Windows found. Delete? (Y/y)

    I have to go back. I have to finish the puzzle. -- Tiffany

    Quick! Close your mind! Something might get in!

    Keeper of the BLUEWAVE FAQS....Just the FAQS man!

    Expert: Someone who knows everything about nothing!

    Ura Redneck if, The primary color of your car is Bondo.

    Zen - What is the sound of **** happening?

    Knock on the sky and listen to the sound! - Zen saying

    Curiosity killed the cat. Let's get a dog next

    ( )_( ) ( )_( ) )__( Mickie and Minnie meet Satan

    Don't lead me into temptation. I can find my way by myself!

    Frohike: I don't think we've been followed

    Oh, Delenn! Someone named Delilah to see you!

    Programming is 1 part knowledge, 99 parts guessing

    Book sequel: Eat Me in St. Louis

    Rush Limbaugh is an obnoxious twit. I know, he's at all the meetings.

    Makes Eddie Murphy blush with its RAW language.

    Rush is just another misguided manure salesman

    WBIBTW #18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer

    Easy list.

    OB-GYN Kenobie - famous Jedi gynecologist

    FLASH: Dwarf Seer escapes from jail: Small medium at large!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, October 03, 2022 01:14:20
    Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor (I came, I saw, I shredded!)

    URA Redneck If U have a velvet bedspread.

    I am Eddie Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@ ─Edsil Murphy

    Zenophobia: The irrational fear of convergent sequences

    XUXA - A variety program for children and adults

    Now look what you made me do! - Londo and G'Kar to each other

    Photographers do it with a Smile

    Ziggy says there's a thirty percent chance of rain Thursday.

    * Watch for our ad in BBS Caller Digest Magazine **

    Patience abused becomes fury

    No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.... Pants are optional...?

    festina lente - "Make haste slowly."

    Go french-kiss a Pak'Ma'ra!

    Go ahead! I dare you to steal this tagline!

    You leave me breathless, got me helpless, you take my breath away.

    What do most blonds have against condoms? Their cheeks!

    URA Redneck If U think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.

    $696.28 -- The Number of the Beast (including tax)

    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs

    Q ─ What keeps Star Trek going?

    Oh, you *are* the minimalist, aren't you? -- K'Ehleyr

    "Bother," said Pooh, as the batteries died in the vibrator

    Never judge a man by his taglines.

    JABBA ─ NATITIRI: Not Attempting To Imply That It's Really Important

    &lt;thump&gt; OWWW!!! Who turned the gravity on?!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, October 04, 2022 01:01:22
    Dastardly dirty deeds done....Dirt Cheap

    He uses Pomade from Wards - Crow

    Be reasonable Do it -MY- way!

    Give me another word for thesaurus

    You people are always generalizing!

    Quick, kids! Your mother is about to flame someone!

    When told he had no guts, the ultimate hypochondriac stopped eating.

    "Are you gonna let me ride that donkey?" Orville assed. (boo hiss)

    M.P.: Is that a *chicken* up there?

    I'd love to, but... I'm too old/young for that stuff

    Beauty rests on necessities

    Oxymoron: prepare to commence

    Carlos, you're a loser! - Terry Farrell

    Best way to accelerate Windows: On top of a pile of TNT!

    For the Jedi there is no death; there is the Force.

    DAN AYKROYD - NOW I'm a GHOST,buster!

    You will never have any more time than you have today.

    A Polaroid is a poor excuse for a light meter

    DB PEOPLE do it with persistence

    Cannibalism Rule 6: Make sure you spit out the arm pits!

    Lady, you got 10 absurd ideas for my one! &lt;Humphrey Bogart&gt;

    I need a computer. I have to get online.--Johnny

    X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

    DOUBLESPEAK ALERT! Man the battle stations! DOUBLESPEAK ALERT!

    Zonder bewustzijn is er niets!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, October 05, 2022 01:01:28
    I have a small piece of brain lodged in my head!

    Gelatin: A pain in the aspic.

    I don't joke. I just watch our government and report.

    The function of the imagination is not to make strange things settled, so much as to make settled things strange. -G.K. Chesterton, essayist and novelist 1874-1936

    Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with assult with battery. *

    SF resembles quick-sand. Once you get stuck, there's no way out

    XXX!!CAUTION!!XXX Beware of Warnings!

    Often it is cheaper to buy something than to accept it as a gift.

    ZS Here's a couple of Tribble tags I just thought of:

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Sleep in heavenly peas....

    DC National CT - you have been cleared to crash into the whitehouse

    ZAP! That was *not* manual override. -- Data

    * &lt;- Tribble @ &lt;- Tribble on LSD

    Farfromthinkin - Three blondes in a convertible.

    Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

    This is your modem - h s $ m M gs.

    Quantum Trek: Time travel with a twist!

    PUNNY BOOK: Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry.

    Oh no, Mr. mouse. I expect you to die! - Lawrence Limburger

    "It's been a pretty strange experience." Human Torres

    I left my car unlocked and someone stole my Club.

    Hey! Don't shoot that postal worker <BANG!>... NO CARRIER

    http://www.google.ca/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=tylenol+alcohol+%22liver+damage%22+cirrhosis+pubmed

    URA Redneck If U've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot".

    Game on!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, October 06, 2022 01:01:26
    Oh never mind!

    URA Redneck if your idea of health food is pork rinds.

    New Borg episodes, First Borg.

    Life: Too many questions, too few answers.

    URA Redneck If U share your beer with the dog.

    Cadavers for Algernon - Mike

    Judicial offices ought not to be granted before they are vacant

    Talk slowly, I'm only running at 33Mhz.

    Captain @TOLAST@, a shuttle craft just launched

    Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left

    Kirk! Don't do this to me! It's unhuman! Mudd

    Q: SHUT UP, PICARD!!!

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Tribble after Borg assimilation.

    X-( User just died.

    "I LOVE THIS PLACE"(where am I anyway?)"

    Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces! -- Overheard at last year's Archimedeans' Garden Party

    Don't look back--I think the Moderators are gaining on us!

    He gathered up his loved ones...to say goodbye, nice try

    Damn it, Jim! I'm a meteorologist,not a forecaster! --McCoy

    Preserve religious liberty: keep church and state separate!

    Genealogists do it in the library

    Oh Wesley ... I've got something for you.. Troi [Naked]

    I'm a secret agent, ya'know... -- Mike Nelson

    Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?

    I came, I saw, I faxed a Dopefish.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, October 07, 2022 01:01:22
    "A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,

    Critics are little old ladies of both sexes.

    Everyone has a photographic memory; most just don't develop it.

    Weird, I like weird! - Detective White

    I'd love to but, I have to bleach my hare.

    Klingons do NOT procrastinate! It is a...TACTICAL delay! -- Worf

    Telephone Tag: The Sport of the Future

    Man with balls of steel fears only a scorned woman with magnetic scissors

    Emoticon: :-6 Smiley sticking out Tongue

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX &lt;censored tagline&gt;

    JH 28.8k cherche compagne pour rΘseau. 300 bps s'abstenir

    I am Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!

    'That's entertainment!' - Vlad the Impaler

    Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etire (p)eefirst

    No one takes you seriously? That's ridiculous!

    Gretna Green - By Marion Secret

    Proving that stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery,

    KO CUTI, NISTA NE PRICA

    Life begins at 50, along with wrinkles and arthritis

    Virgins R Us" is closed, due to stock shortage.

    URA Redneck if: Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

    You want me to go to college? College? Ha! Barber or Clown?

    This incarnation has been my most gruelling. - Dalai Lama

    Know God...No peace. No God...Know peace.

    Let me recognize my problems that have been solved.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, October 08, 2022 01:01:30
    Que sera, sterile: What will be, will be really clean.

    Pi R Round? Not at Square Pan Pizza!

    A chainsaw! Find some meat!

    I used to be a banker but ... I lost interest

    Heck of a lot of glancing going on - Tom

    Know yourself and abide in that state. -- Agent Cooper

    Get the hipwaders out boys!

    HELP....my dog is licking my toes.

    The key! The end! The answer! Stripped of their disguise! -Rush

    Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite recipes: Fried green Tommy toes

    Drink your coffee! There are people in Africa sleeping.

    You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more than my brain. -- W.G

    Everyone is ignorant, but on different subjects!

    * &lt;- Tribble ! &lt;- freefall tribble

    Let Light stream forth into the minds of men.A.A.Bailey

    Genius invention: A coffee maker that fits in a 1/2 height slot!

    One of the great labor-saving devices of today is my spouse!

    "Egad, Brain! It worked! *ZOINK*" - Pinky

    Put no trust in cryptic comments.

    URA Redneck if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does

    Kill Mulder and you risk turning one man's religion into a crusade" - CM

    You cry in vain, Satan takes over your soul!

    Phil Gramm for President 1996, get a REAL porker in the Whitehouse

    Never cut what you can untie. -- Joseph Joubert

    Quarrels would not last long if the fault was only on one side. - La Rochefoucald

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, October 09, 2022 01:01:24
    Do cats use telescopes? - Mike as dumb girl

    Just an old war wound... -- Duncan MacLeod

    Do you know what an Otto Logoff is?

    Life's a Beach..then you just fade away

    Q-Tip: Advice from the Continuum.

    I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. WOODY ALLEN

    A man who speaks Finnish can't be evil. - Simpsons

    You made a woman MEOW?

    !{] What? That was my life? Don't I get a 2nd chance?.

    Phasers set on "Blow him to Hell" sir.

    Priests do it heavenly.

    Even if I'm not asleep, it doesn't mean I'm awake.

    "I wonder if any of THEM plays tennis." Garak

    Judges are people, there WILL be and ARE some who rule by bias!

    Knock, Knock - Who's There? - O.J. - OJ who? - OK, You're on the Jury!

    Ura Redneck If Ur wife owns more deerheads than teeth.

    You can't win &#8216;em all. Hell, you can't even *fight* &#8216;em all

    Naval Air Facility - El Centro, Ca

    Erronious error

    Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat

    Klaatu Boroda Niktu!

    No matter where you go, there you are. Right here

    Do they ever shut up on your planet?

    BartBoard: I will not trade pants with others

    JABBA - IAC: In Any Case

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, October 10, 2022 01:14:26
    The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. -- Sheridan

    Disengaging soapbox mode. You may now resume normal operations.

    Klingons only fart in airlocks.

    Happy Holidays, whatever you're celebrating!

    Every woman needs 3 men... one for money, one for fun and one for sex.

    Engineers do it in Mudd.

    STREETS: On Sale Now

    PUNNY BOOK: I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin.

    Elvis, please put your tray up, they're about to land the UFO.

    You get a better view with OS/2!

    Reality is a joke and Ferrengi are the punch line

    Famous Last Words #13: "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"

    URA Redneck if you call your spouse, "Cuz".

    I used to do a little, but a little wouldn't do it, so a little got more and mow-oowore

    A blond: Antidote for a boring life

    QUAKE: KFA girls need not apply

    Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Changes and Transformations

    Family trees are hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR FILES!

    Party On, Dude: Jill Out*

    Politicians have the privilege of writing the laws they break.

    Life is a rock, and the radio rolled me

    My other car is a peice of crap too

    Veni, Vidi, Vomiti

    KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time.

    Logic dictates, Captain Huerta, that YOU are wrong

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, October 11, 2022 01:01:26
    Quit reading mail, load your word processor, and write that book!

    Repeat after me: "I believe cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee."

    KNOCK KNOCK!! "BATF! Open up or we'll gass your children!"

    Nine out ten men who have tried Camels prefer women!

    A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee i To: CAL WEBSTER

    ZAPPA: Aww Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am

    KPLA, the radio station for Klingons: All Klingon Opera, all the time

    Hendrik_and_his_simulated_org.gif - fat suxx

    James Borg 007 - Cybernetics are Forever.

    Fact: 99.9% of homosexuals were raised by heterosexual parents.

    God must love Christmas Ruggies - he made so many of them

    Voters are stupid; lie and they shall believe... - Liberal Bible

    Girl: Without Dazeer? * Joel: Without a brassiere?!?

    Church of the Sub-Genius Well, sh*t, Bob!

    Tact: Knowing how far to go in going too far.

    TV Truth: Every Englishman is classy, every Frenchmen a jerk

    "Does that excuse your actions against us?" - Renimar Keth-Solamni

    Violators will be prosecuted

    Zap your mouse and put it out of its memory !

    Janeway: Dorothy, Paris: Scarecrow, Chakotay: Tin Man, Kim: Toto

    Gamera, you're complete baby! You're full of meat - Tom

    Griffin's Thought: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last

    Free the San Francisco 49ers!

    URA Redneck If U buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.

    Quarks new product:A bed for newlyweds with inertial dampeners fitted

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, October 12, 2022 01:01:24
    Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other

    I'm on that like white on rice.

    God Created Orgasms So You'd Know When To Stop

    A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A SysOp's ends at his/her board

    The pope-mobile: proof prayer doesn't work.

    Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls

    EB&gt; JP&gt; SF&gt; RJ&gt; LY&gt; PM&gt; SS&gt; AO&gt; ER&gt; SP&gt; DL&gt; Stop quoting this

    BBS Lingo: ADN: Any Day Now

    Joel: We're gonna burn up! * Crow: Crispy critter time!

    I think therefore I am awake

    Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati - Possum Lodge Motto

    Zen Debate: What is the sound of one Rush shutting up?

    X XXX__ -_\/Xx@\\=//. (Embroidering with a cat in your arms)

    Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

    Liberal Rule #4 - Anyone who disagrees is a Fascist.

    X XXXXXXXXX Jail for Tagline Thieves

    Jean-Luc and the T-Rex: Jurassic Picard!

    A REAL test for that pink bunny: Build an _American_ Space Station.

    "I'm...going home." - Dr. Frank N. Furter

    Conserve energy... fart in a jar

    Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

    XXXXXXXXX &gt;&gt;Taglines, Anyone??&lt;&lt; XXXXXXXX

    Beware the Snides of Karch!

    NEWS FLASH: Red ship crashes into blue ship. Sailors marooned!

    Xpressing yourself is just a sign of the time!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, October 13, 2022 01:01:22
    Kitty Kelley was here, asking questions about you

    You can trust your public utility

    (On a baby-size shirt) "Party - My Crib - Two A.M."

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribble After a Close Shave

    Just water please - but make it a double!

    QWK QWK said the DCK

    Can i write "former Moderator" in my job application?

    Squatic Diversion - Anything a dog owner does/views while the dog squats

    Error NCC1701: Data transported to outer space

    Millions of years ago, man climbed out of the slime. You want to join the party?

    Zucchini: dense, flavorless vegetable useful as ballast.

    Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, @TOFIRST@

    Does Windows NT stand for Windows NinTendo? or Not Today? or Nice Try?

    Book Title: Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya

    That is high praise from a Vulcan. -- Picard

    He lives so far out of town, his zipcode is EIEIO

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; You'll go down in Listerine

    We all make mistakes. Few 'fess up' as quickly as I did.

    HHGTTG: Is it safe? - Ford Prefect

    Hang Political Correctness! I'd rather be _right_!

    A file server could not be found. (A)bort (R)etry (D)ie?

    Living well is the best revenge.

    Xerox never comes up with anything original

    From the First church of Binary Science (The Digitarians)

    varnished reeds in window jars/tarnished beads on tapestries

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, October 14, 2022 01:01:18
    Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

    Can't talk to a man With a shotgun in his hand. - Carole King

    Cattle in orbit - the herd shot round the world.

    Mmmm...pecans with a very pleasant crunch. - Timon

    I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct. - Han

    Yo mama's so stupid it takes her hours to cook minute rice.

    (No point in letting anybody else get the blame... :-&gt;)

    ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

    The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mug someone with it? - M. Devine Computer Science 340

    OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals

    Multitasking

    Be kind to everyone you talk with. You never know who's going to be on the jury

    Newest PSYCH Disease: Politition Deficiency Disorder

    A computer's attention span is only as long as its extension cord.

    Go aheadsay somethingamuse your friendsboth of 'em

    CURSOR: What you become when your computer crashes

    Make love, not war; be prepared for both

    Genius does what it must, talent does what it can

    They may not kill us, but my driving might. - Mike Donovan, V

    Veni, Vidi, VD...I came, I saw, I caught a disease.

    Voice(Lynn_Minmei) = fingernails + Black(board);

    Stay back! I have a modem and I don't know how to use it!!!

    I'll reply to you when I get the Adlib

    Ura Redneck if your dad walks U to school b/c you're in the same grade

    Veni, Vedi, Verboten. I came, I saw, I got thrown off the echo.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, October 15, 2022 01:01:26
    FUNNY BOOK = Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion

    What's wrong with `pal'? Why is everyone so down on `pal'? - Jerry

    Q - an O at "that time of the month"

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (A)sk Fifteen year-old?

    Ura Redneck Trekker if you can claim Morn as a relative.

    Well, no sign of disease or malnutrition or parasitic infections

    Part parasite, part sabrobe!

    My true value depends entirely upon what you compare me with.

    Ura Montanan if you are a Kenny Rogers fan.

    SHAMAN: Truth in labeling at last!

    I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as the motorist stuck two fingers up

    Zeus was deified, saw Suez.

    Ultimate putdown: Your mother is a lawyer.

    Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathon Swift

    ZAP! That was *not* manual override. -- Data

    PROFESSORS do it from a grant

    Great Canadian Lie #056: "You can borrow it as soon as I'm finished.

    CCITT - Change Communications-program Immediately To Terminate!

    Labor: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B

    Watch and Pray, That Ye Enter Not Into Temptation !!

    UNIX PROGRAMMERS do it in the background.

    Don't "yield" to temptation. Go and hunt it down

    O world! O life! O time! Shelley

    Lack of Taglines makes John a dull girl.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, October 16, 2022 01:01:22
    Seems like I stepped in the doggie doo again.

    Dr. Nick - that's my pants that you're wearing! -- Kirk

    Reading is important - read between the lines. Don't swallow everything. - Gwendolyn Brooks

    RACN: Racing.

    Kilo - What you could have spent your money on if you hadn't bough

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX &lt;censored tagline&gt;

    Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a bumper?!?

    Unless there was a neon sign saying 'dig here'... - Mulder

    Zenophobia: The irrational fear of convergent sequences

    You, you, you oughtta know! - Alanis

    I'm sorry Mr. Moderator, I'll go back on topic soon!

    Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on @F's head!

    A man without a mistress is like a redhead without a whip

    He who pauses during a gunfight is changing magazines

    Que sera, Senator: What will be, will play with our money.

    What do you think we're dealing with here? - Scully to Mulder

    Strangely enough, he says it like it's a good thing.

    Vader "The force has a strong influence over the weak minded" - Obe Wan

    Jeffery Dahmer: Cannibals! The people lovin people!

    Def: Please: To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition

    I can't take a chance on losing my dignity - Tom sings

    Vietnam: Return home to face not appreciation but isolation.

    X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X &lt;-- Borg Fleet.

    Justice League Wish List: Isabella Rosellini as the Crimson Fox.

    Oxymoron: Humor Moderator

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, October 17, 2022 01:06:20
    Stunt Tribble --- -----===== o*o / OOOOOOOOOO \

    A bra is a form of soft-wear support

    Veni, Vidi, Viva...I came, I saw, I lived a long life.

    Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up.

    My contributions on product launches were based on dreams that I had. - Real live resume statement

    Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle. ─ Steven Wright

    Kind of a malpractice circus... -- Tom Servo

    "Don't Tread On Me..." Ted Nugent (among others)

    Grelb's Addition: ... if it was bad, it will be back

    Just enough to bring you down

    Physicists DO IT with rigid bodies.

    VERIFIERS check on it.

    $200 of sand inside (tm).

    Vegeterians eat vegetables. Humanitarians eat...?

    Of course you realize, THIS MEANS WAR -- B Bunny

    Ok Republicans, now that we won, lets pork-it our way!

    NANI?!?! Usagi's sniffing white-out?! No wonder she acts so ditzy!

    Be Young; Have Fun; Drink COKE!!

    Mary McCarthy & Lillian Helman have it out - Mike

    * &lt;- Tribble /| * |\ &lt;- Tribble rope-a-dope

    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs

    Sails trimmed, autopilot on, now it's "Miller Time."

    Limbaugh, burlesque queen of porno politics

    Eskimo Proverb... He who hesitates is FROST!

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he had another plate of Piglet sausage.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, October 18, 2022 01:01:26
    Of course, change the path to whatever it actually is.

    Lady, you just toasted the best BLT joint in the Tri-State area! -Tick

    Law of Institutions: The opulence of the front office decor&lt;&gt;varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm

    Useless Invention: Micro-miniature personal vibrator

    A day without BBS mail is a day with much more free time.

    Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated

    Stupid is as stupid does

    Speak softly and carry a big aardvark

    "Freddy Mercury must have decorated it." -- Joel Robinson

    Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressperson can.

    C'mon, don't you miss Major Hoople?

    Get that fish out of my ready room!

    Funny, I don't remember being absentminded.

    Better is an open rebuke than hidden love. Proverbs 17:5

    Kryptonite cross: Keep Dracula *and* Superman away!

    "Bother," said @F as Chewbakka ripped him in half

    New Book: A FISH STORY by Czar Dean.

    SF-fubs collection Agency: We go where you've gone before!!!

    Press &lt;ESC&gt; to load the BBS, or &lt;ALT&gt;+H for an IQ test.

    Vulcans do it logically.

    Bad or missing sysop

    REAL programmers use "COPY COM1 PROGRAM.ZIP" and whistle

    No Bed-Hopping on the Promenade! - ODO

    Gimme hockey, or gimme death!

    Oxymoron: Legal ethics

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, October 19, 2022 01:01:22
    Time flies when you're with friends. - Four Horsemen of Apocalypse

    See Dick drink! See Dick Drive! See Dick die!

    URA Pagan Redneck if: Your closing ends with "Y'all come back now".

    OJ video informerical...SELLING the truth...not telling the truth.

    Vogons - As much sex appeal as a Road Accident

    Pobody's nerfect.

    I Wanna Boink Death!

    Koyaanisqatsi .. Koyaanisqatsi .. Koyaanisqatsi

    Beam me aboar...what do you mean they repossessed the Enterprise?

    Having a wonderful time. Where am I? - Blonde Postcards

    Exceptions proof the rule, and wreck the budget. (Miller)

    A book can kill time for those who liked it better dead

    Harbor: place, safe from storms, ships face Customs

    Ever see Barney & Elvis at the same time?

    My cousin..you know..Richard Head

    Throw back the little ones & pan fry the big ones

    Vn, vd, vc...cm, sw, sw n vwls.

    Pillsbury doughboy dating fresh Crumpet- The STAR!

    Haiti isn't an invasion - it's armed welfare

    Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do

    Bad girls are more than welcome at my place!!

    Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -- Steve Wright

    Murphy's Law of Sex #11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and mi

    Que sera, stabbing: What will be, will be called O.J.

    Condom Nickname: semen hammock

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, October 20, 2022 01:01:18
    Mary had a little lamb...Hey Mary leave those sheep alone!

    Scrambled taglines? type TAGLINES.MR | sort [filename]

    You're goin' down! - Ash

    Vast ideas are often, on reflection, merely half-vast

    Our chief weapon is surprise blah blah blah blah

    Watches "Beavis and Butthead" to learn vocabulary.

    XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

    Snow is for penguins and polar bears. -- Floridian Proverb

    Want to retire the debt? Retire Congress!

    What I used to think was me is just a faint memory -- NIN

    He who opens a school door closes a prison, Victor Hugo

    Girls Wanted...All Positions...Will Train

    Elvis's Alien Lovechild Ate My brain! Film at 11!

    Keep us on Yellow Alert for the next 26 hours... - Sisko

    Lecture on Clairvoyance cancelled - owing to unforeseen c

    Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig

    'They work so well together.' "Too bad they must die." -- Crow

    Ugly? No, he has severe appearance deficit problems.

    Reading legal mush can turn your brain to guacamole! - Am

    Now I've got uranium in my bloodstream! said Tom vaingloriously.

    Kinda' like DUNGkirk - Tom as people run along beach

    The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat

    Your faith is what you believe, not what you know. - J.L. Spalding

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Tribble doing the twist

    "I'm gonna make it all work out for good, I know it's understood..."

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, October 21, 2022 01:01:26
    Please don't leave, there's more demons to toast.

    Yo' momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

    I don't know where you get your delusions, Laser Brain

    A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine. -- Bill Cain, "Stand Up Tragedy"

    OXYMORON: Affordable luxury home

    A man who sinks in a woman's arms, soon has his arms the woman's sink.

    VAX: A very big PC peripheral.

    &gt;Actual Headlines: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

    Well what would you aim for if you had the biggest gun in the universe

    Deep Space 9, Babylon 5

    Leetch: Hated by Rangers bashers, and by message posters!

    Zounds! madam, you had no taste when you married me! * Sheridan

    Joy, another flame war... [hopefully not]

    Vancouver: You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.

    Let the good times roll!-Freddy Krueger

    Book Title: Monkey Shines: Bob Boone

    A:I'm a lawyer. B:Honest? A:No, the usual kind.

    A little off the top? - Freddy Krueger

    Book Title: It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic

    PC Mapera chaiWIw itrwheels!loT

    I love animals.... They taste good!

    I am Canadian Because....I can pronounce SASKATCHEWAN.

    Take a SysOp out to lunch; he's probably broke!

    Zen Flying - You've got to -be- the plane

    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? - The Joker

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, October 22, 2022 01:01:22
    Kinky : Using the whole duck

    Vote Cthulhu if you are tired of choosing the lesser of two evils!

    Bart: High explosives and school don't mix

    A mind is a terrible thing to... whoops! Time for my committee meeting.

    Friends don't let friends sing Karaoke

    "Drummed To Death" By Tom Tomb

    Hakuna Matata it means no worries for the rest of your days

    BY THE GODS! I, Quigley, have killed men for less!

    Followed by the explosive harpoon

    GI: Visiting McLean, Virginia. BI: Visiting McLean Stevenson.

    "I have told you all I'll tell you..." -- Destiny

    People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. -- Ogden Nash

    K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

    A contract cannot arise out of an act radically wrong and illegal

    Planes don't kill people - the ground does.

    Condom Nickname: ground crew

    Captain @TFName, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited

    FELL OFF OF THE CLIFF by Eileen Dover

    Hit the showers, white boy. You're debunked.

    You know you're getting old...when your wife buys very ripe bananas.

    Love is strange ── if you know what you're doing

    DIETING(n):a way to make the ends justify the jeans

    Run! Run for safety, foolish pedestrians!

    Bikini: Underwear for outdoors.

    A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, October 23, 2022 01:01:20
    URA Pagan Redneck if: "Damn Straight!" replaces "Blessed Be".

    "Congratulations, Data, it's a girl!" - Troi

    Q: What do you get when Clinton goes to the bathroom? A: A Clone

    "Bother", said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece

    Just a little off the top! - Anne Boleyn

    FLW #36: "Why is the DM laughing?"

    Decision making is driven by random convergences. - Jim Taylor and Watts Wacker

    He's dead, Jim. But he's Vulcan. He'll pull out of it.

    Redneck marriage proposalYER WHUT!!??????

    Quit horsing around! - Henry to Hawkeye and Trapper

    Keep incest in the family

    Okay, so tell me. Was that a really innocent look or WHAT?!?

    DL!/-$+T``8OUXOZUH([9BQJ()XO%P&gt;@&`]B)&H@'34UUZ&gt;O@

    Zip-a-dee Doo Dah, Zip-a-dee ay...my, oh my, what a wonderful day!

    Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!

    PMS: Pretty Mean Streak.

    Chats are Gargoyles; only less cuddly. :-?

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for prostitution

    Battle smells of bravery, weakness is an odor all its own

    Just got a new house for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!

    A Cantonese will eat anything with legs but a chair.

    Line 5: When I first stepped on the Voyager

    I like time machine restaurants which evoke an earlier age.

    Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your Tagline is to be adopted.

    Make them eat wake

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, October 24, 2022 01:06:26
    Steven Jobs slept here!

    X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot

    Oh, wow! What a party! Wow! - Crow

    MOM'S HINT #304: Let them visit where you work.

    Que es mi barco mi tesoro, que es mi Dios la libertad

    Parents. Couples that practise the rhythm method.

    Rush Limbaugh - Hot Air Balloon With Mouthpiece.

    Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay

    URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and Colby at your cheese & wine parties

    This Borg has disconnected himself. --Crosus

    This recipe Baked Fresh Daily In Our Own Ovens!

    No animals were harmed during the making of this film, except the cat!

    Here's a tip. Have a point. - Steve Martin

    "I'll notify your next of kin."- Cdr Jeffrey Sinclair

    Violent agreement

    * &lt;- Tribble *. &lt;- Female Tribble,"Not tonight, I started my period."

    Prince Andrew's T-shirt: "Wanna See the Royal Jewels?"

    Def: Optimist: A Yugo owner with a trailer hitch!

    "I collect fairy tales", said Tom grimly.

    Copy protection: Just say no

    Lucky Stiff Funeral Home: We put the FUN in funeral

    Rob Moroso 1968-1990, 1989 Busch Grand National Champion

    FOREPLAY.........................A term used when golfing

    Quark: "I am not a killer!" Odo: "No, but most of your friends are."

    Let the sweetness on love wipe the tears from your face. - Queen

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, October 25, 2022 01:01:22
    XVF: eXchange Virtue for Fun

    Lt. Paris has gotten himself into torouble. Janeway

    SHEBA SQUEALS!!! {Just checking, Shebers...}

    A priest gets defrocked; does a hooker get unscrewed?

    Help! I got stuck in OS/2 and I can't get out

    B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses

    Quid pro quest: Something for the Holy Grail.

    Nuke me, Zorro

    Quit bringing up reality, this is fun!

    For exercise, men can walk. Women talk

    ESP = Essentially Silly People!!

    Jewish Telegram -- "Begin worrying. Details to follow."

    PIC: Punch Invalid Character

    People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. -- Ogden Nash

    KIRK: Nobody listens unless you swear every other word.

    ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing

    When there weren't any crawdads, we ate sand - Tom

    Virgin Steel. I went to school w/Virgil Steele - Mike

    MOM'S HINT #165: Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange.

    Krogt: The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards

    Marriages tend to spoil perfectly good relationships.

    Kilp Clop Kilp Clop *BANG* Kilp Clop Kilp Clop-Amish drive by

    Even when you were looking up, you were looking down. - Delenn

    Hallowed Be Thy Name -- Iron Maiden

    When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. --Frederick Ryder

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, October 26, 2022 01:01:20
    "A) You didn't ask" - Ivanova

    Civil engineers do it in the dirt.

    XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

    Nice girls don't warp time and space

    Press &lt;Alt-A&lt; to Adopt Me! I need a better home.

    Kill 'em Gamera! - Tom on bratty kids

    Fowler's Note: The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.

    X-rated ST:TNG fiction often involves Data entry

    *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-(Tribble:Hands Across America)*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

    I've fallen and can't get my Pangalactic Gargleblaster.

    * &lt;-- Tribble &gt; &lt;-- Tribble boomerang.

    Yo mama's so stupid - she ran into a parked car.

    Bill Clinton - Hold your breath, here comes another popularity poll.

    Clean up your hard disk. Del *.*

    Religion is a defense against the experience of God

    xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

    Fundamentalism - Please help us find the cure

    "Fascinating. Live long and perspire" - Wakko Warner

    Deep Throat: You've never been closer

    Jesus saves sinners and redeems `em for VALUABLE prizes!

    Read 'em the CD ROM Riot Act!

    I think somebody done tinkled in his gene pool!

    Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rai

    Diversity: Just another disguise for Discrimination.

    Karaoke? Sounds like a dessert. - Wakko

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, October 27, 2022 01:01:26
    Everyone from Tasmania is married to their cousin.

    "It was the milkman scenario again..&lt;g&gt;"

    Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue.

    Dislexic Christian sell soul to Santa - News at 11:00

    Bart's Blackboard ─ "I will not conduct my own fire drills."

    Quote the Raven: FUGGETABOUDIT!

    Recursive: recurrent Windows user.

    Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.

    Poetic justice: A moderator getting moderated by the co-moderator.

    Etched in an eccentric impulse!

    Zounds - a GORKON death station appears.

    Night time is the right time

    Emotion in bondage - it ain't worthwhile. And I walk out of her life, gentleman style. - Indecent Obsession

    Nobody wins a war - somebody loses. - Gears, Autobot

    Money can't buy love, but most women sure can love money!

    Cats don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

    "BAAAAAAAAAAAD THIIIIIIINGS, MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"

    Great groups from little icons grow

    Gun Control is a Tight Pattern ( ( (::) ) )

    When in doubt, follow the penguins.

    Chicago?...Been There,...Done That,... 2 Years Ago!!... OS/2 !

    BBS Lingo: ROTFLH: Rolling On Floor Laughing Hysterically

    Clinton - Like inbred hillbillies weren't enough!

    * &lt;- Tribble ** &lt;- *lpha Tribble

    You have to trust me.Please. Trust me. &lt;B2&gt;

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, October 28, 2022 01:01:22
    Hey Santa, can I have a copy of your naughty girls list?

    We'll die doing what we love, breathing molten rock -Homer

    Q2: An omniscient being who forgets things!

    K.O.R. excuse # 5: Fell down stairs & Time Slipped to present

    Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys

    Excuse me while I panic. - Dilbert

    ERROR #9022: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working

    Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. - Albert Einstein

    * &lt;- Tribble _ &lt;- Tribble stepped on by Worf!

    Cg2^&gqY10-=\\[yc'":cvbg**(95eAfgD &lt;--- encrypted Satanic Message

    Dancing eyes, hypnotized

    February is National Get-Your-Cat-Fixed Month

    Ugh! Ahh! Hoo hoo a bugga bugga ha! Haha! - Dr. Forrester

    Quit bringing up reality, this is Interlink!!

    Yo'momma so funky when she goes for a walk cats follow her.

    Oxymoron: Butt head

    He who seeks the Tao will continually lose.

    Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself

    From the heart of the Rideau Lakes.

    Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you

    Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap

    PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort

    Vietnam cookbook: 101 ways to WOK your dog.

    "Does the phrase 'no way in hell' ring a bell?" --Cmdr. Ivanova

    Margaritas in a birdbath? Enough tequilla mockingbird!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, October 29, 2022 01:01:20
    Book Title: Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money

    Guts: Grace under pressure

    GOLDIE - TIMELESS - SAINT ANGLE

    Girlfriend Pregnant: (A)bort, (M)arry, (I)gnore, (F)lee?

    Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

    OK, so that last one wasn't TMBG related, but oh well.

    Eval Day 2 ■ * Every solution breeds new problems

    Eval Day 146 * ERROR READING GREY.MATTER (A)bort,(R)etry,(L)obotom

    UR glb if "closet" means other than a place for your clothes.

    Liberal: One who is incapable of learning from experience

    JABBA - WYSBYGI: What You See Before You Get It

    Ross Perot, remember, these *are* the 1990's, _NOT_ the 1890's.

    Never try and teach a pig to sing: it's a waste of time, and it annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

    XRS'ing at &lt;Falcon System&lt;

    When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?

    Useless Invention: Extra-large bicycle clips, for cycling in shorts.

    Veni, vidi, fece!

    I wish to visit the waste-reclamation units.

    Jesus Christ: The man who knows it all*

    "I am Odo of Borg. Shape is irrelevant."

    The mad quoter!

    Engineers are erectionist perfectionists.

    Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.

    Belay that nose picking cadet!!!

    Racers do it in the DIRT!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, October 30, 2022 01:01:26
    Zop ! Stolipei !

    Vandals take note: USE OF DEADLY FORCE IS AUTHORIZED!

    Oooooh! I'm sorry. You won't be going on to the bonus round today.

    Q: What do call a polite technician?

    Rules are made to be [masterfully] bent.

    Copywrite (C) 1993, Imagination Software INC

    Old Computer programmers never die, they just decompile.

    Bad or missing mouse driver. Blame the cat? (y/n)

    ERROR: finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.

    * &lt;- Tribble O &lt;- Tribble Grunting With Power!

    "Let me guess; Horrible. Am I warm?" - Trillian

    Know fear.

    The gift of happiness belongs to those who unwraps it.

    There once was a lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a--

    * &lt;-- Tribble ^*^ &lt;-- Count Tribbula, the BatTribble

    Generic Tag Line #9

    God is dead.-Nietzsche,1891 Nietzsche is dead. -God,1900

    Make like an e-mail network and lose it.

    Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Hooverized

    XXXXXX: on a Mercedes.

    Even if you understood cats, you would never believe it!

    Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless

    Graffiti was Mussolini's Secretary of Defense

    Quarks new product:A bed with inertial dampeners fitted for newlyweds

    reply by yesterday and win a free TACO!! -=8*)

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, October 31, 2022 01:08:46
    POLITENESS (n): socially-accepted hypocrisies

    Not faint canaries but ambrosial

    Engraving, n. - In brief terms, the art of scratch

    I like my species the way it is -- Lucy to Cro Magnon Man

    exit process

    Q: Why do blonde's have T.G.I.F. on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.

    * &lt;- Tribble k k k &lt;- Hari Krishna Tribbles

    YOU...STUPID...LITTLE...(beep) - Crow to his computer

    FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN GET OFF! SHE'S DEAD JIM!!

    This TAGLINE stops at all railroad crossings..!

    Virginity is not hereditary -- Heinlein

    A liberal is society's version of a computer virus.

    Headlines: LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS

    Nine tenths of a woman's intuition is suspicion. Bob Edwards

    Geco's just a couple of volts below threshold.

    So was Jeffrey Dahmer a practitioner of phagophagy?

    Damn it Jim! It's one of Sandro's taglines!

    Just Say No to dogma.

    Nobody cuddles a Cardassian

    Lijepe zene prolaze kroz grad.Ja na uglu stojim sasvim sam.

    Common Dungeon Master, Change me back, I take it back - Eric, D&D

    Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

    A man waits in the shadows

    Bad City, Arizona - Crow on movie

    Freedom of speech is too often a euphamism for Right to ridicule.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, November 01, 2022 01:01:20
    Yet another message strong AND true!

    Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's

    This tagline is made just for Jesse Irvin

    The things I need are love and greed - Course of Empire

    "Excuse me, sexless man/woman" -- Tom Servo

    Your last original thought died of loneliness.

    Cat: I hope that Michael put litter in here.

    Loose weight on the 48-hour Scotch and soda diet!

    ColinDOS 6.0 Beta: Unstable? UNSTABLE?! UNSTABLE????!!!!

    Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?

    KEMOZABHE = "HORSE'S ASS"

    Before, I cudnt spel programmer; now, I are one.

    Od biraca nema jebaca

    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

    Stamp out organized crime!! Abolish the IRS

    "Bother," said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.

    You like federal judges? I'll buy you one for Christmas.

    Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?

    Zathras ask if anyone out there? -- Zathras

    Zipperneck! Show'em your stuff! Aggghh! UNSIGHTLY! - The Tick

    Stealth Condoms: They'll never see you coming.

    Luke: "I won't fail you - I'm not afraid." Yoda: (turns slowly toward him) "Oh, you will be. You will be."

    !enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE

    "I hate to be cured and run." -- Dr. Freedman

    X-Tag: Mulder! FBI! Drop the sword, McLeod--I have a few questions

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, November 02, 2022 01:01:26
    Orville Bullitt, sorry about your rectocranial inversion.

    Putting your vegetables on your little sister's plate doesn't work.

    Error - This message was rejected by Kwisatz's Mail Reader.

    kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!

    Oh yeah. You go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel

    Rejoice in the Lord always, again I say REJOICE! Phi.4:4

    Every exit is an entry somewhere else -- Tom Stoppard

    A Bestiary of Plant Eaters - by Herb Avore

    Look out world! I'm full of Tang! -- The Tick

    My daughter was so bad, she got a scholarship to reform school.

    "Know yourself and abide in that state." -- Agent Cooper

    You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. - M. Somerset Maugham

    We are strangers, we are aliens, we are not of this world

    Error Formatting A: Drive, Formatting C: drive instead!

    "Comment, Mr Spock ?" - "We're in deep doo-doo, Captain."

    Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy and in itself the best revenge

    Republican National Convention, Obtain an epic: "Clinton

    That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.

    For all of life's journeys

    Virtual Cat tangles the Web.

    My face is large & troublesome - Tom as David Hartman

    Franz. In your teeth. Spinach. Deploy your toothpick. -Swiss Army Capt

    "I can take a wife in that land," Cain nodded.

    Que sera, sister: What will be, is relative.

    Did you know that there are bicycles on Bajor?!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, November 03, 2022 01:01:24
    Field Engineers: Gods when you need 'em, Devils when you dont

    Danger, Josh Whitt! Off-topic messages! Danger!

    "I don't think they're going to make it." Yar

    Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys

    PUNNY BOOK = Tug of War: Paul Hard.

    SYSOP = Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures

    "I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like."

    Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty.

    "Glory ASCII !", said Miss Carpal.

    Mike Tyson fondles butts. Jeffery Dahmer fondues them.

    Oh, SYSOP, could we get waited on here?

    "Whatever she says, I didn't do it." - Quark

    Volunteers of America!!!!!

    You send 'em to school, they eat the books.

    Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Light Breeze/

    VIOLATOR (Violator B1) activates Dec 4th

    Don't say during sex: "Let me go wash my face real fast."

    Heaven Holds a Place for Those who Prey

    Very big on Gods. Always smelt of burnt hair. Naturally resistant

    Organic........... Church music.

    Useless Invention: Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.

    HARRY SECOMBE - Goon But Not Forgotten

    Keptin, the Romulans do not take preesoners

    A fool and his money are fun to go out with!

    Do you play your organ at the pictures?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, November 04, 2022 01:01:20
    I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my family constantly. &lt;J&gt;

    You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole! - Cornholio

    Very good, Einstein, but next time please show your work

    I am Wakko of Borg. You will be.... OOOH, cheese puffs!

    Ziggy says there's a 98% chance that you're here to steal taglines.

    Read Widely - Think Critically - Speak with Wisdom

    New Borg Steppenwolf song: Borg to be Wild.

    "I'm going into a coma. Uh-oh, too late. I'm in a coma." - Slappy

    Vital papers will demonstrate there vitality by moving to where you cant find them

    Ziggy says there's a thirty percent chance of rain Thursday.

    Hozone - Mysterious place that one sock from a washload disappears into

    Ennui, felt on the proper occasions, is a sign of intelligence. --Clifton Fadiman

    Laugh and the world laughs with you; pun and you pun alone

    SEX:(M)ale, (F)emale, (A)ll the time, (H)uh?

    Very funny Ensign Wolff, now beam down my pants!!

    No more negotiating -- it's a dumb deal.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

    Old Hams never die, they just beep away

    HISTORY IS BUNK - FORD ... MY BUNK IS HISTORY - BART

    Ronald Reagan -- he *should* be in his Fourth Term now!

    "Am I getting taller, or is the room shrinking?" -- Col. Henry Blake

    Ura Redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list.

    Kitfox and a fishing pole. It don't get any better.

    Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbitt as Spokesperson for Slice

    Do not ever say that again. Ever. --Speaker/Chmeee

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, November 05, 2022 01:01:28
    Sitting watching the railroad tracks rust

    ZMODEM: Big bits, Soft blocks, Tighter ASCII.

    Be braver - join the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team.

    OZ Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

    "Mad about the boy." Norma Desmond

    People with bad coughs never go to doctors - they go to t

    From the keyboard of the Moderaptor

    Yo' Mama's so fat..her picture in the yearbook was an aerial photo

    Bochs: We'll catch him

    Vickie Weaver is proof that the FBI sanctions murder!

    "Danny is in another time zone!" - Larry

    There will be no escape for you THIS time!!!

    Vulgarity: The conduct of others

    Killing you hardly

    Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried

    Patch yourself

    Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me. (George)

    Ever notice there's no crime at a shooting range?

    Lets visit the tomb

    Thank you for being gutless. -- Crow T. Robot

    We're not hunting ducks... we're hunting tyrants

    Vagina in my chest: explains the feeling that someone is sitting on it

    FUNNY BOOK = Just Say No: Will Power

    Don't blame Simon who voted for Alfred E. Newman!

    Gov. Clinton, you want me to do what?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, November 06, 2022 01:01:24
    Reality must take precedence over public relations, for Mother Nature cannot be fooled. -- R.P. Feynman

    * &lt;- Tribble o= o= o= &lt;- Trebles on a windy day.

    They were forced to eat Robin's minstrel, and there was much rejoicing

    Yo mama so ugly she had to wear two bags...in case one breaks.

    License Plate Frame: My other auto is a 40 S&W.

    Kirk to ENTERPRISE: did you get that FAX I sent you?

    I NEVER Read Taglines! Do You?

    Kes grew them herself in the hydroponic garden. Neelix

    Catwoman's pregnant? Holy Batkittens, Batman!

    Phone not busy = Daughter not home

    Keep on rockin' in the free world -- Neil Young

    Just what we needed! A Q-ish Princess! -Riker re:Amanda

    There's a jackass at every trough - Rickard's Maxim of Online Community

    Zmodem has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII

    Most secrets seem to be too good to keep, or not worth keeping.

    Rememmber Randy Weaver:MURDERE INC a la US Government

    One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. -- Oscar Wilde

    Get out my way, or by God, I'll throw you out the nearest airlock. - Sinclair

    !sdohtem noitpyrcne devorppa tnemnrevoG eruceS dna efaS troppuS I

    Go ahead... Make my coffee.

    Religions-R-Us-All-Others-Are-Scum True Believer {tm}

    Virus successfully installed. Trash FAT now? (Y/N)

    "Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave men."

    Sign all warranty cards and mail them in promptly!

    HHGTTG: Here I am, brain the size of a planet... - Marvin

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, November 07, 2022 00:10:44
    Just got a new big screen TV for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!

    What are you in real life?

    We are 2 of 5. But we're hoping to get promoted to 3 soon.

    Sen-smeggin-sational... - Rimmer

    Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.

    Now L.C., use the crayon.You know no sharp objects are allowed

    X minus 6 weeks and counting.

    She's was so ugly Senator Packwood kept his hands to himself.

    Mom! Better call the Orkin Man, the UN troops are here!

    Use Alt-H if you need an additional 15 minutes

    Python of Borg - "And now for something completely futile."

    Zinesheen - The plastic wrap on the magazines you receive in the mail

    SPOCK: Please get a grip on yourself, Doctor.

    XpReSsing myself as usual &lt;grin&gt;

    Heinie? HEINIE!? Where? Get me my gun!

    Oops! Tried to steal my own Tagline, hehe

    Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

    I will not waste chalk ─ Bart on the blackboard

    Blondes - &lt;smirk&gt; 'nuff said

    Eval Day 10 ■ TRANSVESTITE: a mannish-depressive with delusions of

    Get more out of Windows. Use it !

    PMS ... Punish My Spouse

    Negative expectations yield negative results

    For God's sake, people, get a life! - William Shatner

    Cocaine isn't habit forming,I should know, I've been using it for years.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, November 08, 2022 00:01:28
    Move along people, there's nothing to see here

    Hell is the smile of a pawnbroker

    Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows 95.

    I've formatted and I can't boot up!

    Sure you can trust the government! Ask the Indians.

    Picard/Riker in '96. "Make it so".

    Yo mama's so stupid she went swimming to a car pool.

    How do you spell relief J-E-S-U-S

    Jacques Strap! I'm looking for a Jacques Strap! - Moe

    Gideon: He had a bird with him

    Cat Rule #04: Reserve hairballs for shag carpets.

    Knowledge, sir, should be *free* to all! - Harry Mudd

    I am Beavis of Borg, prepare to be uh..uh..huh, huh, huh

    Just don't tell the asylum you saw me here.

    Hackers do it discreetly.

    Villagers do it provincially.

    OPCODE: RDA = Refuse to Disclose Answer

    Real SysOps write their own BBS software

    Just follow the bouncing lesbian

    Remember, life is a game and no one get's out of the game alive.

    Vanilla Ice to Bill Gates at Intel: MICROSOFT WORD TO YOUR MOTHERBOARD!

    MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)

    Forrester: Your `Massachussetts'. Your `Illinois'

    Question Authority. OK, sir. Sez who?

    Encounters with death and danger are only adventures to the survivors.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, November 09, 2022 00:01:24
    X XXX__ -_\/Xx@\\=//. (Embroidering with a cat in your arms)

    Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks

    Scanning C:\, DOS Found (D)elete, (F)ormat, (S)uicide?

    FISH! FISH! Food of the gods! - Mr. Smarty Pants as The Fin

    I tried and internal modem, but it hurt.

    ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour.

    DATA TRANSFER ERROR: please remove cat from modem

    OS/2 - It opens up Windows and shuts up Gates!

    Look at him squirm out there! - Crow on space walk

    MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The enemy never watches until you make a mistake

    ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

    Charles Dickens with 2 K's, the well-known Dutch author

    I've just lost my happy thoughts for the evening. - The Stand

    Lawyers wear tight collars to keep foreskin off their face

    Someone blew out his pilot light.

    "At ease before you hurt something." --Janeway

    I am no longer young enough to know everything

    Ever feel like the only tree in a dog kennel?

    Utterings to All

    JABBA ─ GMTA: Great Minds Think Alike

    Feminist lampshade - Made from 100% white male skin

    May misfortune follow you all of your life, but never catch up

    Free BANK with purchase of any Toaster

    XC: Control of heading, altitude, and bladder

    THIEVES do it with tools.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, November 10, 2022 00:01:20
    Elektroniikkaa ja rakenteluohjeita Amiga Zonelta

    Vidi, Veni, Erectus. I came, I saw, I put up a tower

    My brain's a handgrenade - Catch. - ICE-T

    Keyboard- Resembling a typewriter, a keyboard is used for entering

    Joliet, IL - It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the city.

    Vodka + Honda Accord = Dead Driver Squash

    (A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen

    The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down.- Mencken

    Programmers never die, they branch off to a new address.

    From Down Under In St. Rose

    FOR SALE: Motivation Tapes. Never used

    Bo KNOWS Tag Line Xpress!

    Repartee: an insult with a suit and tie on.

    Kill Ugly Processor Architectures - Karl Lehenbauer

    I'm trying to help you. Chakotay to Janeway

    Lets visit the tomb

    Virginity is not hereditary

    SON and cat missing. Reward for cat

    Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your Tagline is to be adopted.

    Thomas answered and said unto Him, My Lord and my God. - John 20:28

    URA Redneck If U prefer car keys to Q-tips.

    NZ kids have Nintendo; Japanese kids have homework.

    LOANS OFFICERS do it with security.

    A good question. There is no easy answer.

    ZAPPA: She didn't like it when her fanbelt shrunk and got shorter

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, November 11, 2022 00:01:28
    Whatever you do, you'll regret it.

    DOS, this is WINDOWS95, I'm taking over the harddisk!

    Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm weloading!

    Beware of true believers who are duped by false gods

    VERY funny Scottie. Now beam up my clothes

    Group sex? I never know where to put my elbows.

    XNet - Because its time!

    A gentleman knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't

    Duuuuuude! Bummer!

    I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home. - L. Skywalker

    "All these med units & I have to pull into a funny farm." - Col.Flagg

    Remember to leave 15% for the tip of the iceberg.

    X-Files? No... They're downstairs. We're the Y-Files.

    Dawn is just nature's way of telling Real Programmers« to go to sleep

    History repeats itself. That's what's wrong with history. ─MURPHY'S LAW

    Vulcans...the best straight men in the galaxy

    Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter

    Every interesting program has at least one variable, one branch, and one

    Plato is dear to me, but dearer is the truth. -- Aristotle

    What a shame - you're too ugly for me to date.

    Freefall Sex: Never before seen video! Produced September, 1994.

    Uh, we already saw this. So can we be excused? -- Mike Nelson

    Earl, I've made Clydesdale pancakes. Hurry on down. - Fran

    Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky

    Vulcan logic + Klingon courage + Romulan treachery = Humans

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, November 12, 2022 00:01:24
    A terrible thing happened to me last night--nothing

    Jesus Christ, I hate those christians!

    COFFEE.COM missing SysOp halted

    We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune

    Zucchini: God's way of saying "You don't work in your garden enough."

    Lust is a wonderful thing if you can control the pants

    Didja' ever stop to think, and forget to restart?

    That should give you a rough idea, anyways.

    Zoophobia - A fear of animals

    BIjeghbe'chugh vaj bIHegh

    What a meshugana

    The secret of staying young is finding an age that you really like and then sticking with it

    Ura Redneck if, You've ever financed a tattoo.

    Pee Wee's song title: Looking for love (in all the wrong places).

    XXXXXXXX ++appy ++olidays XXXXXXXX

    Back up.... But look first

    Beer helps emotions - it made Labatt Blue

    There's got to be a way to make money at this BBS stuff.

    Picard/Riker in '92 -- The Team for the Future!

    Hellooooo, Princesses of Props Nurses! - Yakko & Wakko

    Hey back off !!! It's only my tagline !!!

    I'm at the top of the political bell curve

    Jugglers have lots of balls.

    of discussion is allowed if you send a bit of taglines with

    TV Truth: If you are being stalked in your house, run upstairs.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, November 13, 2022 00:01:20
    Reminds me of when you tried to drill a hole in your head

    Vulcans worship peace above all. -- McCoy, "Return to Tomorrow"

    BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Mr.BananaMan

    URA Redneck if U consider "Penthouse" or "Field & Stream" deep reading

    WARNING: Do not feed the Orvilles.

    Read my quips!! NO NEW TAGLINES TAXES!

    Data Auto Application

    The man who is poor becomes disposable.

    Keep my Taglines conference-topical? Hah!

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head.

    He'd hunt me & I'd hunt him. It was a good system - Mike

    Only JH users can read this tagline!

    QANTAS - Queens And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards

    CAROL MARCUS: Jim Kirk was many things, but he was never a Boy Scout!

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.

    You will become as small as your controlling desire, as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

    "In a few hours I'm going to be dead." O'Brien

    No stop sign, speed limit. Nobody's gonna slow me down. --AC/DC

    Can you guess where this ones from??

    REAL programmers use: COPY CON &lt;program&gt;.EXE

    Potty Emergency! I have a Potty Emergency! - Wakko Warner

    Q: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

    Of course I'm on topic . . . which conference IS this?

    VERTIGO: What a tourbook tells you.

    Virgin: a tagline that has not been stolen.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, November 14, 2022 00:11:42
    They Don't Make Them Like You Anymore

    Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!=FF=FE

    X-Wives "Cause Of All Ailments"

    Unpopular Bible Fact: Don't plant a variety of crops. (Lev. 19:19)

    YES! E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y has to LIKE me! (George)

    Nothin' says lovin' like a bra & panties match on SMACKDOWN!

    How can you tell there's an afterlife for lawyers? Because after they die, they lie still

    Earth: mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.

    JERUSALEM (Mendoza) activates Jul - Dec

    Even a woman finds it difficult to argue with a man who won't talk

    Zay you're out for a beer

    Zits are usually found having pore-gasms.

    A PC without a clock is like a modem without a phone

    ( ( ( ( ( ((Stereo Tagline)) ) ) ) ) )

    Veni, Vidi, Void...I came, I saw, but there was nothing to see.

    Remove the cause and the effect will cease

    &lt;&lt;&lt;*)) &lt;- Sergent Tribble First Class

    Q: Where do Irish yuppies live ? A: Lepracondominiums !

    The meek shall internet the earth

    Drive not ready: A)lign coils, G)o to impulse, C)all Geordie.

    Error locating tagline file C:\TELIX\BWAVE\TAGLINE.BW hmmm

    Ladies and GentlemenAnd all androgynous creatures! --Odo.

    * &lt;- Tribble $ &lt;- The Donald Tribble

    Did anyone see my lost carrier... &lt;frown&gt;

    Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas -- take your next trip in kilometers. --George Carlin

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, November 15, 2022 00:01:24
    Zaphod Beeblebrox, this is a very large drink

    Cling tightly to your ethics...up til you hear your price

    Before you brag about your family tree, better do some pruning!

    People usually get what's coming to them...Unless it's be

    Luke... Kick his ass Luke... Kick his ass and take his wallet

    Xerox does it again and again and again and

    Captain Sisko would try to fight his way out of this. - O'Brien2

    Don't take Taglines seriously ... it's bad for your health.

    Go Speed Racer... He's a demon on wheels

    Economics is a form of brain damage. - David Suzuki

    Nominated for Backhanded Compliment of the Year

    Love, respect, and take care of yourself.

    Late of Pablo Fanques Fair - what a scene! ─ Beatles

    This photocopier is still not functioning - Picard.

    oxymoron: passive aggression

    Can't have everything. Where would you put it?

    Vulgarity is a part of each writer's equipment. -- Shaw

    Blessed are the meek, for they are easier to control

    REAL Star Trek fans work out at the He's Dead Gym

    Managed to pull it off w/out a moments suspense - Crow T. Robot

    Pegasus II 1-713-337-5349 Texas Llanoware Distribution Si

    You can realize your wildest dreams if you only learn to lie to yourself.

    Line Feed: "I've Never Met Anyone As Interesting As You Before," Etc

    (A)bort (R)etry (W)hack the friggin' thing?

    URINAL: The one place where all men are peers

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, November 16, 2022 00:01:22
    Friends don't let friends play wild mages.

    Deja BooBoo: An odd feeling you've stolen "that picnic basket" before.

    Flintstone chewable lesbians. The best way to start your day!

    People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen

    Ever notice how many taglines originated from RAH?

    Fundamentalism: Fund=give cash; amentalism=without brains.

    I have to go now. The cat's eating the piano. &lt;click&gt;

    Unemployment is not working.

    -- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --

    Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear

    Coitus - a musical instrument.

    Just gimma a slice of...

    Press here to test. Release to detonate

    VFR: Maintaining formation proficiency in the LA Basin

    Non omne licitum honestum

    Fore the stable kin get clean, someone's gotta get dirty

    Creative balderdash can be interesting for its own sake

    Digital Processing Network

    I gotta thingy! Bunion? Mashed potatoes? An IDEA? Yeah, one of them

    DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell.

    Roy Rogers' lawyer; "Happy triiiiiaals to you..."

    A friend is a friend you give yourself

    Here boy! Where are you? - Frank calling his dinosaur

    Q: You hit me. Picard never hit me.

    O ... give me a password please ;-), for acsess by anonimous ftp

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, November 17, 2022 00:01:28
    XYZ - By C. My Willie

    Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    History is written by the survivors

    Ross Perot's mind is like a steel trap - full of mice.

    Employees must lick their work-places clean at the end of each business day

    Que sera, snapshot: What will be, will have a camera.

    Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts.

    Enough isn't a cat word. Gimme, me, mine, more and now are cat words

    BATF: Bureau of Assassins, Terrorists, and Felons

    Life is recursive.

    "I can't post.55!!!" -McFly

    Find the anagram in this message and win a prize!

    Def: Bit - The increment by which programmers slowly go mad

    MOM'S HINT #091: They're never too rich to take home your clothes

    UNIX is not an "a-ha" experience - it's more of a "holy-$#!*" experience

    Don't get stuck in a MUD. (Multi-User Domain)

    My patience is now at an end. -- Hitler

    Freefall Sex: What a Thrill!!

    Lit up like a firefly just to feel the living night. -Rush

    Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things.

    Science without religion is lame.

    Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable - L.J. Pete

    We need. Needing we take. - Zathras

    Virus Scan: WORLD.SYS infected with POLITICS virus. Delete?

    Quick Gregory, are you tall or short for your height?

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, November 18, 2022 00:01:24
    Smile at your slave, the slut will wonder what you are going to do.

    Hell is paved with Good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

    Queensland - the best State in Aussie

    Computer, delete @TOFIRST@'s personnel file - along with @TOFIRST@, too

    You may be redneck if you think a hand saw is a musical instrument.

    Now's the time for Uncle Jim's fundamentalist dogma -Mike

    No one knows I'm bi-sexual.

    Kolki **namestaj**,jebo te!!!

    Never do your very best; It leaves no room for improvement

    Or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (y/n)

    I allus spelz reel gud!

    Regal Lager, It's not just a beer... It's a palendrome!

    Uncle Dudley's '93 World Tour

    What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar? A bounced Czech.

    Keep your rosaries out of my ovaries.

    EAST COAST WEST COAST

    Kirk Taglines (Captain)

    "Are you over 21?" "Are YOU?" "I'm not obligated to answer that."

    PUNNY BOOK: What I Took: Irv Erginity.

    Hackers do it immediately.

    Verb, as the documentation (aka the "F...'n Manual :-)

    &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;S&gt;elf destruct 30 sec.

    I hope Thelma Ritter mom before she died.

    XX||XX|X|||XXX Generic Tagline

    'Hi, I'm Yakko!' 'And I'm Wakko!' 'And I'm CUTE!'

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, November 19, 2022 00:01:22
    * &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Tribble with a haircut.

    X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X &lt;-- Borg Fleet.

    Keep Poets in their place. Fill the hole. Cover w/ large ROCK!

    "It's a universal invariant!" "Not in this zip code."

    No matter what the truth is, hold on to what is yours

    Bad Band Name #482: Quilted Fish

    ST LOUIS, Missouri...... Are you out there?

    Nuke The Gay Baby Whales For Jesus!

    Very funny, Mr. Scott. Now, beam down my pants!

    Oh yeah? Well why don't you just wear red and beam down, pal!

    Elephant: a mouse: built to US Goverment specs.

    JULY 13TH activates Jul 13th

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; You'll go down in Listerine

    Let's sacrifice him to our God! - Grampa

    Xerox, all they ever do is copy.

    Quarks DO IT, but they only get 1/3 of a charge out of it

    Kinky sex is for those who can't handle normal sex.

    RONALD REAGAN forgot how to do it.

    Don't tell _me_ what kind of day to have...

    I like to eat with teddy bears. They're always stuffed.

    RPG Famous Last Words: You don't look so tough

    "Descartes was a drunken fart; I drink, therefore I am." -- M. Python

    Sir? Dick is giving "Reality" as a * previous * address!

    &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; Designer Tagline II! &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&gt;&gt;

    "I don't hate religious people; I find them comical." - Mencken

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, November 20, 2022 00:01:30
    Ura Redneck Trekker if you have a Holodeck program called "WWF."

    MILITARY TRUCKERS move bigger loads.

    Freefall Sex: The Leap of Love; for lovers who won't do it lying down!

    Q. What can a goose do, that a lawyer should?

    Government for one, to hell with majority!

    Freedom: Willing to give up everything but honor

    Red alert! Red Alert! Warp Factor Eleven-teen! - Captain Duckman

    How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? - The Crow

    Pentium slogan: Redefining the PC - and Mathematics As Well.

    You might say there's been a *rash* of penicillin thefts. - Henry

    The best things in life are never rationed. George T. Hewitt

    I'm Madden of Borg. BOOM! WAP! You're assimilated!

    Never anger a moderator, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie

    Vermiculture. Good hobby for the dead.

    Ohm of Borg: "Resistance IS relevant!"

    Scrambled taglines? type TAGLINES.MR | so

    Delenn: Telepath They're here

    Oxymoron: lebanese government

    Frontdoor style is not a style, it's a bad habit

    JANE EYRE - Vanished into Thin Eyre

    Varicose : Near by

    Zero tolerance for all liberal democrats!

    QOTD: I get girls because of who I am... a rapist

    URA Redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.

    URAT, if you edit You Might Be (or, YOU ARE A) TREKKIE lists.

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, November 21, 2022 00:11:20
    Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin. -- Anatole France

    Shark, shark-oh, never mind-it's just my husband.

    STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Let go

    Never say during sex: God, that is small!!

    Millions for comfort. Not one cent for truth.

    GUMBAH - Tom's super hero

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everyone's not out to get you.

    Old-timer's disease is catching! It just takes time.

    REASON REJECTED: Little sense of humor.

    "I'm afraid of nothing except being bored." Greta Garbo

    Watch out! aeta tester at work...

    Man kills family at breakfast table, says he did it for "KIX"!

    Dear, what watch? - Ten watch.. - Oh! Such much..!

    User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.

    The Tower will kill you half a world away. - Walter

    John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

    "Don't worry; I'll be careful." Odo

    Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle. - S. Wright

    Roll in the haystack and you won't have to LOOK for the needle!

    So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought

    Go Go Gadget Tagline! *SPROING!*

    PS. I just read your next message in line.

    Poetry has saved me again and again.&lt;Ruckeyser&gt;

    Quit breathing... Your bad breath is destroying the ozone!

    URA Redneck If U use a bed sheet as a sofa cover

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, November 22, 2022 00:01:24
    Vous avez demandΘ la police, ne quittez pas

    Kickoff Cover Guy: Sado-masochist with a just a touch of insanity

    Out of Work? Apply for Japanese Unemployment!

    Famous Norwegian Kings

    U.S. Air: $50 off your plane ticket if you bring your dental records!

    "Good-bye, Captain." Voval "Ambassador." Picard

    There will always be survivors - Robert Heinlen

    I am all the things you think, but I'm more. - The Stand

    Julie Have a Happy and Safe Holiday

    What's Love Got To Do With It? - Tina Turner

    How many Vorlons does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.

    Golf is for the birdies

    Vaal is dead. Spock

    Magic is seldom spectacular because it seldom needs to be

    The NSA is watching y#$% NO CARRIER

    Charge twice what it is worth, then give a 10% discount.

    Hold on- wait, maybe the answer's looking for you.

    M y H ar d Dr i ve i sn' t f ra g m ent ed !!!

    XT computer, just missing Monitor/keyboard/motherboard/case/HDD

    Done! Pencil me on your 'dance card'.. - TEC

    Kodak factory explodes! No film at 11:00

    Oxymoron: timeless library

    You don't make the poor richer by making the rich poorer. - Winston Churchill

    Welcome to Florida. Now go home, and take a Canadian with you!

    XC: Control of heading, altitude, and bladder

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, November 23, 2022 00:01:30
    For sale: 9-volt smoke alarm with silencer

    I'm sorry. --Picard

    TV, Ieacetof

    Daleks of God

    We met in church... she was cleanin' it and I was robbin' it

    Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn in

    Febrile - someone with a very low I.Q

    veQDuj 'oH Dujllj'e' ("Your ship is a garbage scow!")

    A government that ignores the 2nd Amendment can ignore any law

    Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that crap?!

    Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! DARN,It's BUSY!

    To the late night double feature picture show, in the back row

    You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter.

    Beer doesn't get PMS.

    ROA 057. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them.

    God created women because women couldn't cook.

    * &lt;- Tribble + &lt;- Tribble With Mange.

    You can't reason with someone who has a twisted mind.

    Mulder: The truth is out there

    Chandler: Oh no, two women love me, and they're both beautiful, my

    Combat: Mines are equal opportunity weapons

    "How's our little gun toting trollop?" Mike Nelson

    Emoticon: :-[ User is a Vampire

    * &lt;-- Tribble + &lt;-- Positive Tribble

    Xanthony = Piers Anthony

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, November 24, 2022 00:01:26
    When in Doubt, Vote GOP (until Clinton's Gone!)

    BBS number still engaged? Can't be, Star Trek's on TV isn't it?!

    Fantestical!

    A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.

    George Hatchew does his crossword puzzles on his computer!

    Knock knock--who's there?--Land shark--oh, All, you silly gNO CARRIER

    OJ Simpson Trial, See dis? De year de Great Bore came upon us all. What

    I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

    Rush, in Rio Linda

    A gossip tells all but a wise man keeps a secret.

    Tom Baker-4th Doctor-Now There's a REAL Hairstyle!

    Keep smiling, you might fool yourself!

    URB: Update, Resume and Branch

    My blood type? WhyFolgers! Of course.

    Yo' momma's so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk, it turns to chees

    JOHN BELUSHI - I'm a SOUL, man

    Quit clowing around up there! -- Dr. Forrester



    DILATE: To live too long

    Yo' momma's so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow

    Next time, @TO, insert brain, THEN type.

    Sdnah ruoy no emit fo tol a evah tsum uoY

    RUSH agrees with ME

    X is an integer, Tom declared.

    Yesterday I couldn't spell "computer programmer". Now I are one

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, November 25, 2022 00:01:24
    URA Redneck if: You've used lard in bed.

    People in Massachusetts must be stupid - they re-elected Ted Kennedy!

    Jim! Scotty's snorted the dilithium crystals again

    Hero if you save a whale. Save a baby, and go to jail

    Unlucky: Your tax refund cheque bounces.

    Clinton's E-Mail:dumb-ass@whitehouse.gov

    Real Programmers drive VWs - in need of paint

    Registered Telix User - AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!

    CHEMISTS do it in test tubes

    Huh huh huh m huh huh m huh. 2400 baud sucks! - v.bis

    What has posterity ever done for me?

    Good Tags Never Die! They Just Get Swiped.

    Zenocide: The killing of ancient philosophers

    "He looks like a giraffe and I love him." Barbara Stanwyck

    Now what are we going to do? - Bashir

    Reverse direction/Alimentary canal/SPAM spews from the mouth

    Very skinny extras make Colossus look big

    Claudia, you've been a VERY, VERY naughty little girl. - Lestat

    This is a virtual tagline

    Pizza, blonds, and Star Trek... what a combination!

    Have you noticed that they always hold these big beauty

    QOTD: Sex is like everything else. To get it done right, do it yourself

    Billary Clinton's Military Budget Cuts: Two men to a bed.

    Shoulda got earthquake insurance.- Duncan MacLeod

    'IwveS rejatlh nujIrSIy'ngan Dixon vayDonetngan logh! -ZF

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, November 26, 2022 00:01:30
    One life down, eight to go. Garfield

    I . My Dog. I . My Cat. I . My Wife. I . days.

    Kei and Yuri, Dirty Angels with a Lovely Pair.

    I am TEXT of Borg: You will be ASCII-mulated!

    Kazoo, recorder, bagpipe - 3 instruments that need to get a life

    Make like a donkey herder and move your butt.

    Yes I'm crazy, but I'm saving up to be eccentric.

    A MARINE CAN STAND *ANYTHING*! -- Mr. Buzzcut

    URA Redneck if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.&lt;BR&gt;

    FUNNY BOOK = Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse

    God, stop laughing at us

    Beware! She's armed and has premenstrual tension.

    Ever eat your words? Some parts are edible.

    ROA #019. Don't lie too soon after a promotion

    Ura old-timer if you remember when, a baby-sitter was called Mother.

    Did you get that, or do I HAVE to include a &lt;GRIN&gt;

    Quit loafing in my van - Crow on bread truck

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Olive, the other reindeer...

    A teaspoon of kisses and a half a cup of squeeze

    Last words: "I'll try to pick his pockets." {Pockets belonged to a level 30 mage.}

    Programmers do it in loops.

    *: *: *: *: My cat walks all over me :* :* :* :*

    Vidi, Veni, Video (I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!)

    Never stand when you can sit

    "I told him we already have a Holy Grail..."

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, November 27, 2022 00:01:26
    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; You'll go down in Listerine

    Guitars better than women: You can make your guitar as tight as you want

    Fungi do it sporadically.

    Rule #3: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again.

    Zen and the Art of EchoMail... Be the tagline

    OH NO! Not ANOTHER learning experience!

    Company Is Going Under: They start paying everyone in sea shells.

    A gossip is a person who jumps to conclusions.

    Quilting is my passion (chocolate comes in a close second)

    Qmodem... When you only have time for the best!

    Forecasting is the art of saying what will happen, and then explaining why it didn't!

    Pandora, get away from that box!!

    Zunk Error: No frizzits in the blurf

    The "Light at the end of the tunnel" may be dragon's fire

    URA Redneck if you find yourself in the same grade as your uncle.

    Never ask a programmer to say "When"

    "Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations

    Just in case you wanted the source of those

    X's and, said Tom wisely. -Edward J O'Brien

    Pascal programmers do it on the heap.

    I may be a SHEEPLE but I'm not going to get fleeced by William Cooper!

    He guides me and the bird -- Robert Browning

    Life would be easier if we could read the source code

    I'm suffering from HWS - Hockey Withdrawl Syndrome

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, November 28, 2022 00:12:04
    The Automated Episode Guide by Snake-Byte Incorporated!

    Tagline imminent

    ja sam tu slucajno i prokleto sam ljut

    Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won

    A guy asked me if I had the time. I said yes, but not right now. - sw

    Go. Leave this place. They are not for you. - Ambassador Kosh

    EVERY DAY THE WORLD TURNS OVER ON THE MAN ON TOP

    I quit drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.

    Formatting universe 0.00000000000000000000000000000001% done

    Oxymoron: Linear curve.

    John's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!

    Recipe Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In

    Forrester: Baywatch can wait for now, Frank

    The only intelligent fundy... is an ex-fundy. - Steve Rose

    A beer doesn't care when you come home.

    Nuke the unborn communist baby gay whales for Jesus!

    Q: What do call a polite technician?

    Puttsway - Leaning/teetering movements performed by golfers.

    The Pot Hole at the End of the Universe

    Reality is for those who can't handle wealth.

    A minor setback...- Evil the Cat

    We've got all the youth we need...we need a "Fountain of Smart!"

    XI: Execute Invalid op-code

    Oxymoron: Church of Scientology

    ZPDUDA: Zippity doo dah

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, November 29, 2022 00:01:28
    Useless laws weaken the necessary laws. - Montesquieu

    THINKING HURTS, it may lead to unpleasant truths!

    OXYMORON: White rose

    Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Criticize.

    XMAS NARCISSISTIC::::Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    ZMODEM: It should be hooked up to zphone.

    "I'm always nervous, everybody knows that!" - Barclay

    I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!

    Then you are in deep crud

    Ura Montanan if your two favorite tools are made by Smith & Wesson.

    For all that is given up, even more is gained. "M Scott Peck"

    &gt;sniff&lt; You didn't put a single tagline in your message. &gt;sniff&lt;

    "Bother," said @F as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon

    Quid fit?

    401938319

    Dirty Pair vs. the Borg: "Fault is irrelevant."

    KILL, v.t. To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

    Prophylacteries: For those who like to play when they pray.

    So Old -Her birthday cake has been declared a fire hazard.

    'And you may never come back again'

    Out of the closets and into the streets!

    VGA Planets - different emotion ev'ry Host's day

    Q: Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A: They couldn't find their eraser

    CAUTION! Blue Wave roaring through here!

    (A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)ay Kaddish

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, November 30, 2022 00:01:26
    Those who'd trade freedom for security, receive neither

    Vivisection is a crime. Unless you use a mime.

    GORE = Gennifer's Only Remaining Enterprise

    What do catfish eat? Micefish?

    PUNNY BOOK: The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz.

    Often the best way to win is to forget to keep score. - M.E. Murphy

    BBS Lingo: TTYRS: Talk To You Real Soon?

    Bob Morgan reminds me of London - Always in a fog.

    No mushy keyboards, please

    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -- Eleanor Roosevelt

    Just the Fax, Ma'am - you can keep the photocopier.

    Fundamentally, there may be no basis for anything.

    URA Redneck if: Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch

    Ura Montanan if you are a Kenny Rogers fan.

    Duct tape, the handyman's secret weapon!--Steve (Red Green) Smith

    HHGTTG: A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is

    When exceptions outnumber rules, exchange them

    Nothing's foolproof, as there's no finite number of fools

    Post no taglines

    URA Redneck If U have more than two brothers named Bubb

    We do not have the First Ones to help us this time. - Delenn

    I came, I saw, I faxed a Dopefish.

    Jury: Twelve people too dumb to get out of jury duty

    Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended

    Oh, for crying out loud.. you know I love you

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, December 01, 2022 00:01:24
    YOU can double your money, @TOFIRST@! Here's how: fold it in half!

    Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating!

    Famous last words: "The DM won't let us die!"

    (Bits of ice hitting hull) "Captain, we're being hailed."

    Press &lt;Ctrl-Alt-Del&gt; now to access the Spam recipe file section

    Kids are great! Breaded toddlers, deep fried, YUMMY!

    Ze human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill. Even with a chainsaw.

    You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

    Overtime pay for police officers is called copper nitrate

    Less is more.

    You're having far too much fun at my expense.

    When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.

    The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb

    Neelix's Ocampa lover, Kes -- USS Voyager

    The Battle of Bannockburn will never be forgotten by Scottish people

    "Bother," said Pooh, as @F cheated on him

    Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?

    A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.

    You are cool and we are not.

    Limbaugh: He *is* a Right-Wing Fatso!

    CAUTION! Stupidity may prove fatal if used excessively.

    Take a ride on the tide with the assassin at your side.

    Hey, I've progressed! Stopped spelling it "geneology" last year!

    You can have my two cents worth for free!!

    Ura Montanan if you know Rocky Mountain Oysters are not seafood.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, December 02, 2022 00:01:20
    Death is denominated the extreme penalty

    Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

    What if there was a sexual revolution but no one came?

    Death cures cancer.

    XTalk - NetEast - Rockville, MD

    A blond's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod!

    Get a new car for your wife - if anyone will swap

    Everybody's Special! That's what makes us Unique Individuals!

    XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!!

    Was das Leben betrifft, sind wir alle Amateure

    War is good for business.

    Ollie ollie, ollie ollie ollie, ollie ollie incomplete, baby.

    Theres noth'n more exciting than a dirty thought in a nice clean mind.

    Connection Made. Place $.25 in slot on top of monitor!

    Death: God's tagline.

    URA Redneck if: your all-time favorite movie is Cannonball Run.

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies

    Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account

    Early to bed and early to rise makes people suspicious

    Barney = Barney bashing tags

    How clean you are!

    What is the sound of one hand clapping? @FN@ cleaning the mouse!

    You know it's a bad day when ... you put both contact lenses in the same eye

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

    I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, December 03, 2022 00:01:28
    Waiter, waiter! There's a Vole in my soup!

    You're A Redneck if: you think cow tipping is an Olympic sport.

    Knowledge is of two kinds: we know the subject ourselves, or we know where to find information upon it. - Samuel Johnson

    Don't ask me to explain, I don't understand it either

    Time, the subtle thief of youth

    XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

    FUNNY BOOK = When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant

    VIRUS.EXE: Error #72. This program requires MS Windows.

    Xenobiology was never my forté

    Oooh, smells like grandma's purse - Frank on kerchief

    Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers -Alfred Tennyson

    Zipped or Unzipped - THAT is the Question

    Good MOOOOOOOORNING, Viet-NAAAAAM!!! - Robin Williams

    You forgot because you were distracted by foolishness! - Worf

    Bartender, set up a tab for me. Dan's buying the beer!

    Ura Redneck If U've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

    DESQview: Windex for Windows

    Clinton - 57% is less than 43%, Clintonomics rules supreme

    Do Gay termites eat wood peckers?

    Beauty is but skin deep, but what of Cardassians?

    You just listed all my best features! - Cat

    Moderator Error: Moderator deleted.

    I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I don't take any DRUGS

    To speed is human, to get caught, de fine

    E-nthusiastically E-xchanging E-mail can E-xhaust all my E-nergy!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, December 04, 2022 00:01:26
    Klingons--the Harley riders of the universe

    Q: The God of lies? - Vash They meant it affectionately

    * &lt;- Tribble X &lt;- Tribble doing jumping jacks

    Free to be Armed, Armed to be Free

    Go shopping. Buy Stuff. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

    Salesman: To the first words I say when a lady answers the door--Miss, is your mom at home?

    Oh, ABE!!! One night at the Theatre isn't going to kill you.

    A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it. -Alistair Cooke [1908-2004]

    Headline: New Jersey to be Moved

    Yeah yeah Yosemite Sam, I know, you "Hates Rabbits". But when you think about it, that rabbit you hate so much... well... he's your only friend isn't he Yosemite... I want you to think about that befo

    Yo'momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

    Quick, Dad! Hook up the modem! Data's about to say something!

    Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her

    You'll be enchanted and bemused by what you find! -- Mike Nelson

    Sex -- when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad

    Please wait Moderator has exited to the race track...

    Pssst the Butler did it

    You always hurt (Ouch)!..The one you love..(Yeek)!

    Useless Invention: Downhill stair master.

    "I didn't mean right now!" -- Troi

    Flawed to perfection

    Keep an open mind, but don't let your brain fall out

    Hard work never killed anybody...but why take chances?

    HHGTTG: Evolution? Who needs it? - Vogons

    I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.....Ooooh, donuts.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, December 05, 2022 00:12:38
    MOM'S HINT #038: "Wait till your father gets home" is a cop-out.

    Life is like a box of chocolates.....after Deanna Troi has eaten them

    Visit the Hooterville Petting Zoo and pet the hooters

    Grow your own dope. Plant a politician!

    Out for a byte, back in a bit

    Less than half the cars I own start any more...what's wrong with that?

    No way I'm going to use an off-line mail reader!

    Discover all unpredictable errors before the occur

    Kickers do it for extra points.

    Everytime I think I know where it's at, they shift it!

    Fire a warning shot acrossed her bow!

    recipe Out To Lunch. Back in an hour.

    Jesus - Eternal Combustion Protection

    Variables won't; constants aren't. - Osborn

    People who usually throw kisses are lazy

    You don't look like Charlie Chaplin, Baldric. You don't have a moustache

    Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!

    Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.

    Coming Soon - ANCESTRAL MEMORIES, Win Genie Pgm, with Photo support!

    Kosh is really --- Luke Skywalker. You are not ready for the force.

    Losing your drivers' license is God saying "Walk!"

    "I must be released from my earthly Prison"-Amanda Krueger

    A probe wasted 20 minutes of my life & all I got was this damn flute!

    $ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.

    polygon: Dead parrot

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, December 06, 2022 00:01:20
    Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden

    Did you try all the emergency rooms? -- Crow T. Robot

    Due to a tragic typo, the church bulletin announced a sinning service

    URA Redneck if you want to be DJ when you grow up.

    What is this need of yours for costumes, Q? - Picard

    ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

    Hey, Captain! I just created a black ho}].&lt;c3

    Yur tearline iz tearing my tearline apart

    Forgive me father for I have...MURDERED! - Tom

    Crow: You guys talkin' about my butt?

    Oh, a magic door! Well, why didn't you say? - Cat

    UNNERPANTS JERRY! UNNERPANTS!!!

    Gavel doesn't quite hit the bench.

    New Borg Movie: Bedknobs and Borgsticks.

    Good advice works best when the giver takes his own

    Prodigy says: All the world is a stage.&lt;dat&gt;

    Neither provides those three little dots, I just add them.

    od mojih tuznih ljubavi ostajes samo ti.

    URA Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.

    Computer song..."M-I-C-K-E-Y A-P-P-L-E".

    Debugging--Removing bugs, Programming--Putting them in.

    A platitude a day keeps the normal away.

    The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless

    Here, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----&lt;----&lt;@

    Zeroes and ones will take us there. -- Jesus Jones

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, December 07, 2022 00:01:28
    Happiness can't buy you money.

    This sentence is false.

    Zapped or gassed or put to sleep, at least he won't make one more peep.

    Quite a long distance call, isn't it?" - FM on talking with God 3x11

    They begins as Maids Of Honour, but they ends up as Tarts. - G. Ogg

    Ziggy says this one may be a little tricky. -- Al Calavicci

    Zaphod loved effect, it was what he was best at. - HHGTTG

    Never argue with the Divine Right of SysOps.

    Peter Norton saved my Momma and Data.............

    XPRESS - the fastest way to get around the world.

    You're living proof that wisdom doesn't come with age!

    What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar? A bounced Czech.

    USELESS INVENTION: Particle board tent stakes.

    What this country needs is a GOOD $129 9600 baud modem.

    Quarken: A Ferengi Financial Program

    My God, I have no idea! - Kira

    The Drawing Lesson - By Art Master

    Raptor * And you thought you were tough!

    Read my lipsNo more cows, man.

    Multitasking -- v. Reading in the bathroom

    Zippy says:

    running with a few dim tubes

    When Morn shouts, _everybody_ listens!

    ZZZZZZZ This Tagline is taking a nap ZZZZZZZ

    X WARNING! Removal of this tagline prohibited by law!!!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, December 08, 2022 00:01:24
    Used Taglines for sale. $10 each.

    He's the reason why we sing/He's the King of Kings...-Barren Cross

    This afternoon is favorable for romance. Try a single pe

    Pros are those who do their jobs even when they don`t feel like it.

    I'm Blinking Spirit of Borg: Resistance is &lt;plink&gt;

    Calling at the highest speed for me right NOW!

    Poor @N@: a few fish short of a string

    Dogma Man: able to leap tall tales with a single leap of faith EF

    The cake and the cookies and the underwear were all delicious.-Radar

    "Brother," said Pooh, as Piglet stabbed him repeatedly.

    Never settle with a bullet what you can settle with a flame-thrower

    BLACK OR WHITE....MICHAEL JACKSON

    Perfect was the life of king.

    Once upon a time

    KISS---Boo-booectomy.

    Keep Taking Care, Orville.

    "Don't call me `little', you obnoxious dip!" -Charles

    Friends often desert you in time of need. Enemies can be found anytime you need them. --Ben Lichtenberg

    A democrat's charity is limited only by your income

    Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas

    Hope this helps! (Of course, else I wouldn't have bothered to post it)

    Lockport, land of Pelicans, Hot dogs and Catfish

    Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

    Kissing may be the language of love but money still does the talking.

    DOOM problem No.4 : Life is like a box of Chocolates.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, December 09, 2022 00:01:22
    Yo' momma's so old she played kick-ball with Jesus!

    Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come

    Cry 'havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war. J.C. 3.1.274

    URINAL: The one place where all men are peers

    IBM: I Blame Microsoft

    Keep Cool, but Don't Freeze. -- Hellman's Mayonnaise

    Yo' momma's so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs

    URA Animaniac if your mailing address is "Water Tower, CA".

    ZEOW: Zero Every Other Word

    You're out manned, out gunned, and out equipped - Riker

    Elevator men do it up and down.

    SPIFFY is as SPIFFY does. -- |\/|ohammed Salami

    This is HMAS Melbourne taglCRUNCH^@#!@$#NO CARRIER

    Old men still remember how, they just don't remember WHY!

    Save the plankton--eat a whale!

    This tagline is just @TO@'s way of getting in the last word

    "Discipline is organization, chain of command & logistics." -Sun Tzu

    Pagans are wary of large groups of Christians bearing torches.

    Beer doesn't have a lawyer

    You don't want Everything..... Where would you put it?

    War is just menstruation envy!

    ZAPPPP......&lt;THUD&gt;...Sorry nameless expendable crewman.

    For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me. - Pooh

    Kill What You Can't Understand.

    Robot Roll Call: Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo, Crooooooow!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, December 10, 2022 00:01:30
    On a child's T-Shirt: My human experiance is just beginning.

    Have you ever: picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?

    Volatile Storage - A disk drive filled with nitroglycerine.

    Quayle Library Burns: Comic Collectors Devastated!

    Lesbians are a girl's best friend!

    You're really hard up if you snag *this* recipe.

    Panama driving: At all costs, don't spill your beer.

    Laugh at yourself- the God/dess loves company, and You!

    Bimbore: Using the word like more than 5 times in a sentence.

    MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Dribbles

    Only try to do a better job. Picard Ha, ha, ha. Q

    Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.

    Luke: "I'm not afraid." Yoda: "Oh, you will be. You will be."

    For the first time you've done it again. -- Hawkeye to Zale

    He's trying to peel him, thinks he's a banana -Tom on ape

    Kelnyth's axiom #115: Girls: NEVER admit you can type.

    She's been known to move fast.

    Zop ! Stolipei !

    Rush Limbaugh: Redefining Greatness on the Radio!

    MOM (M)ultitasking (O)ffspring (M)anager

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he used the rest of his Combat Pool

    Fifty bucks, same as downtown!

    Gary say: Time for answering messages should = Time for Taglines. :-)

    X-RAY ASTRONOMERS do it with with high energy

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, December 11, 2022 00:01:28
    Jesus is coming - if He's late, your next savior is free!

    God invented women because sheep can't cook.

    My family tree was used for firewood.

    My Twit filter just twitted You.

    VIRUS: The computer world's version of natural selection.

    Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns.

    NASCAR - Where speed excels!

    FRENCH TICKLER............A guy with a feather from Paris

    Liberal Rule #3 - Arguments are lost only to bigots.

    Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Mickey, Goofey

    Even for an alien, this one is pretty alien

    Faulty logic -- a foundation for certain failure.

    Every mosquito bite in history was caused by a female.

    * &lt;- Tribble *- &lt;- Tribble With A Chainsaw

    A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everwhere.

    Saving price

    * Widows made to order. Send us your specifications [El Paso TX]

    Just 2 drinks and I become: Patsy, the Wonderbat!!!

    "I ought to cast you out or smite you or something." - Q

    You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack?

    XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

    Luggump - Luggage that goes round the claim belt that no one claims

    You can never be too careful when it comes to living carefree.

    Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

    We're born with pain. We're dead embryonic cells.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, December 12, 2022 00:14:12
    Formula the only real sport for men.

    Confucius Say; but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

    Oxymoron: true confessions

    Quite painless, actually, but there's no known antidote. Thelev

    Beware of geeks bearing graft

    Headline: Woman is pregnant, thanks to her sister

    I am Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart.

    Law of Combat: If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.

    On a clear GIF you can compress forever

    Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.

    Liberal Rule: Never cite sources whether they exist or not.

    URA Redneck if your front license plate has "Foxy Lady" in airbrush.

    SHORTEST BOOK: Successful Applications Of Artificial Intelligence

    * &lt;- Tribble * o * &lt;- Tribbles playing Frisbee

    Valuable things are not cheap.

    Louisiana: It is illegal to drive barefoot.

    URA Redneck If Ur rear tire are twice as wide as the front ones

    None of your 87 cats lower the toilet seat either

    Few believe that a guy over *50* can be interested in anything *new*!

    Dogs think they are human. Cats believe they are God

    A man is a old as he is feeling. A woman is as old as she looks

    I no longer treasure life, not even my own. Karidian

    Death: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Ellen Hubbard

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he reported Huey, Dewey and Louie for vandalism

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, December 13, 2022 00:01:22
    Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties! - Yoda (Animaniacs)

    Like a bat out of Hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes

    BBBB: Byte Baudy Bit and Branch

    Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Scribbles.

    Four hundred pages, when lawyers are concerned, is filler

    The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the bird.

    Look Orville, the bat signal!

    Pssst...Armadillosarebabytrolls...passiton.

    Everyone must row with the oars they have

    You ARE a Cardassian, Ensign. EMHP

    XXXXXXXX ++appy ++olidays XXXXXXXX

    I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts.

    "How can you fire Van Halen from Van Halen?" -- Beavis

    DSP. one before.. ESP !!!

    Kafka, Kafka, Kafka. It's always Kafka with you.--Iain Twolan

    Seize time by the forelock

    README file from the NetHack game

    Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window,

    Evil? Hell, I've done more of it than most men

    URA Redneck If U own a denim leisure suit

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he was shot by a sniper on the grassy knoll

    Don't let go of what you've got hold of, until you have hold of something else. -- First Rule of Wing Walking

    XYZ - By C. My Willie

    You might experiment, just for giggles and grins

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, December 14, 2022 00:01:22
    ValuCom: The BBS for the rest of us!

    Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers.

    Janeway Burger: All bun

    Just what the war needed. Extra innings. -- Hawkeye

    * &lt;- Tribble *$ &lt;- Tribble leaving the bank

    Everybody hates me 'cause I'm so paranoid

    Chocolate - Tastes good and improves your sex life.

    Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking

    The tuna tastes bland without the dolphin

    We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong

    * &lt;- Tribble -*-*-*- &lt;- Tribble kabob.

    QLF?" "RGR, rt ft is tired. :-}

    Locked my coat hanger in the carthank God I had my key.

    UhIs FIRE supposed to shoot out of it like that?

    ACTOR: A man who tries to be everything but himself

    What sushi bar!? That was my aquarium!

    WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #137: tweezers

    No thought found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)

    Let's do the Time Warp again! - Transylvanians

    Cats may share a house with you, but dogs share your home.

    Press any key to format C:, or press any other key to quit

    Clean your monitor, I can't see out!

    Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. ─ Steven Wright

    Veni,Vidi,Vici

    Thes Talgine Meats awl U.S. Guvermnint standerds

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, December 15, 2022 00:01:30
    Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

    Plastering my name all over this place.

    Hello, sailor

    Rush Limbaugh: The voice of married first-cousins...

    BBS Lingo: WIBAMU: Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle

    Watch it Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know. - Monty Burns

    I am Thylveth-ter of Borg. Prepare to be attthhhimilated

    A kids idea on science: "In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes."

    I'm tired of being arrested! - Minda to Mel Mental

    Fundamentalism: Believe in a kind, loving God or we'll kill you.

    Nothing will cook your goose faster than a hot tongue.

    "Hey Butthead, change it or kill me." - Beavis

    Vacationers do it in a leisure way.

    Kiss my clown feet that I haven't killed you -Holo Clown

    Jesus saves . . . passes to Gretzky . . . he shoots, he SCOOOOOORES!!

    Early birds get worms but a 2nd mouse gets the cheese

    What do 150 Smurfs do at a football game? ... The Blue Wave!

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Shaved Tribble.

    X is irrelevant

    GHOST: Shoreline, as in "I live on the ghost."

    Don't say during sex: "I've got pussy breath."

    My computer goes down on anybody.

    Six of one, ((one_gross)/12) * 0.5 of another

    Que sera, salary: What will be, gets paid.

    A nickname is the heaviest stone the devil can throw at a man.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, December 16, 2022 00:01:24
    Everyone out there is someone else's lunch. --Mike Niebuhr

    Kill him. Animate dead, then kill him again.

    "Have a seat and I'll be out within three shakes of a lamb's tail." -Mia

    Your paycheck will be assimilated! -- Clinton of BorgY

    God created the world in hope that he would make a prophet

    Vulcans never bluff. - Spock

    Jazz - the highest common denominator!

    Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy

    Where is the National Nipple? - Rush Limbaugh

    Sysop (n): A being that never sleeps, eats or has any MONEY.

    MS-DOS or IBM-DOS? What's the diff?... Arghhhhhh!

    Varnish one's cane

    To boldly go where no one has gone off topic before!

    Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?

    Kramer saw me naked. How can I go on?' - Elaine

    Janeway of Borg: "You'll be assimilated, or face deadly force!"

    Four word tag line

    Q: What does a blonde say after sex? A: "So, are you all on the same team?

    %RWOC Read Writing On Card

    Just say "NO!" to the New World Order, and shout "YES!" to Jesus!!

    CIVIL ENGINEERS do it with an erection

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? --Satires.

    Oh, bother, said Pooh, _I'M_ Brian of Nazareth!

    Big or small, liberals tax them all.

    Keep Oregon GREEN! Send money

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, December 17, 2022 00:01:24
    A fool & his money are invited everywhere.

    On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.

    Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks

    Politics: n [Poly "many" / tics "blood-sucking parasites]

    "Dammit, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks." - Butthead

    I won't play 'Stupid' with @FROMFIRST@... @TOFIRST@'s MUCH better at it!

    ZIPPER MAKERS do it on the fly.

    Yo'momma lips are so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

    Murphy's Military Law #5: The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it

    "Crap." - Mulder (War of the Coprophages)

    Koji novi tag da napisem za vas koji citate?

    Vojvodina moja domovina!!!

    XO: Execute Operator

    ZMODEM - French for a telecommunications device.

    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

    URA Redneck if: you've spray-painted your girl's name on an overpass.

    Economists DO IT risk-free (in reference to risk-free interest rate).

    'C' string-bikini operators - untie(TOP)

    Cat Toy: Any object on the ground

    Headline: NEW HOUSING FOR ELDERLY NOT YET DEAD

    KIDS: Reason why the cigarette was invented

    Serious tagline

    Generic Brown Label Tagline

    OS/2 is to computing as Etch-A-Sketch is to art

    Remember when Star Trek meant only the one with Spock in it?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, December 18, 2022 00:01:24
    QOTD: "She was so tough she rolled her own tampons."

    Shell to DOS....Come in DOS....Do you copy? &lt;groan&gt;

    Old Singapore proverb: Hot bums cool hot heads.

    Maltese Alien: Been there, done that!

    Keep your promises no matter what. - H. Jackson Brown Jr

    Palindrome: I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!"

    Fastest Gun In The West - By Everett Deready

    Damn, where did I leave my AK47. I had it at McDonalds

    QUARTET(n):4 people who think the other 3 can't sing.

    A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

    Default %JH3 recipes

    Violence in the voice is often only the death rattle of reason in the throat. - John Boyes

    Don't judge people by their relatives.

    Get out of the road, if you want to grow old

    RP: Read Printer

    A Caterpillar.........An upholstered worm

    Do NOT trust ANY Government that insists on disarming its Citizens.

    Knowledge for labor, honor for risk

    What's the worst thing about sex with a blonde? Bucket seats

    Oxymoron: Committee decision

    Hello ... hello ... is there anyone out there??

    Orville's About as bright as a black hole.

    OXYMORON: Sybaritic restraint

    Circus comes to town

    I am Fudd of Borg: Resistance is usewess!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, December 19, 2022 00:24:34
    So...this is HELL, huh? Not what I imagined at all!

    A sheep doesn't fly so much as plummet! M. Python

    Blessed are they that mourn; for they will be comforted.

    Jesus saves - he shops at Walmart!

    Did you hug yourself today?

    I think I'm going to do something evil again. (Kasumi Tendo)

    Noah might have saved dinosaurs with Zip instead of Arc

    You can drink 'em pretty, but can you drink 'em young?

    Underwear of the 90s: Stainless steel chain mail with security lock.

    No one's ever raped a .38

    OS/2 WARP - The sane way to jump out of windows.

    SOPRANOS do it in unison

    The Social Contract : Man is born free but everywhere is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

    You have to wonder about any period in history in which p

    "Don't go behind the couch. That's where the crack monster lives!"

    Reality is for people who can't take science fiction

    Zenon C. R. Hansen, Chairman of Mack Trucks, was an Eagle Scout.

    * &lt;-- Tribble -*- &lt;-- Tribble Hula-Hooping.

    Gonads: The Man's Thinking Tools.

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Olive, the other reindeer...

    Now we give you @TOFIRST@ and his inflatable doll!

    Do androids dream of electric sheep ?

    Off the modem, through the phone line, nothing but net.

    Recipe Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In

    This movie's too clever to let that drop - Mike

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, December 20, 2022 00:01:26
    Zackary reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn't know Greek.

    When all you have is sour cream, every problem looks like a potato

    Right now they're all making their own gravy - Crow

    Keep an open mind, but don't let your brain fall out

    Eat more sheep. 10,000 coyotes can't be wrong

    Can anyone tell me how to burn up Caps Lock without burning TAB?

    Dollar Bill says: "Show your patriotism. Send me money."

    Welcome to Hell, here's your Macintosh.

    A little light in the loafers!

    Zaphod loved effect, it was what he was best at. - HHGTTG

    "Bother," said Pooh, as the whole of creation disintegrated.

    Run all you want. You can't keep me out of your dreams

    &lt;*singing*&gt; I hate you. Where's a tree? Let's all go and hang Barney!

    Even if it can't possibly go wrong, it will

    Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?

    Smith & Wesson: The ultimate point & click user interface.

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) &lt;- Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)

    Headlines: NUNS DROP SUIT; BISHOPS AGREE TO AID THEM

    High explosives and school don't mix -Bart

    Boop boop bee boop. - M. Monroe

    God has always been hard on the poor.

    He is almost a statesman. He lies well.

    Sittin' in the Krystal about as drunk as we could be.

    Keep it together, Mr. Paris. Janeway

    Everything I say can stand on its own two faces

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, December 21, 2022 00:01:28
    What Kodak & condoms have in common:They both capture great moments!

    Press ANY key to continue. Where's my ANY key???

    Do not anger the dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

    AACK! My brain has started to shrink!!

    sooner or later you'll be a he-man woman hater

    God bless America, quick!

    Let no good deed go unpunished.

    A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear. - Tagspeare

    United States

    Just testing this tagline

    Suppose it turns out we understand you humans all too well? - Q

    * &lt;- Tribble [*] &lt;- Tribble wearing headphones

    Let's make a pact about drinking...let's never stop. - Hawkeye

    ZIP ads are lame Lame LAME! - Far Out - Sysop of RSC

    I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name was Always

    "Bother!" said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.

    Emporer: Take your weapon...strike me down with all of your hatred

    BartBoard: High explosives and school don't mix

    Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.

    That parrot is not dead,its pining for the fjords

    Join the TAGLINE CHAIN !!, adopt and add 1. This one is copy #2

    How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. --Abraham Lincoln

    A simple solution: Hang up!

    Xmas list, item #1: a 48-hour day!

    Poor @N@: All hot air, no baloon

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, December 22, 2022 00:01:28
    Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses

    Prejudice is opinion not supported by evidence

    Everyone who is for abortion was at one time a feces. Peter Grace

    HHGTTG: Earth: Mostly Harmless

    Moving in silent desparation

    The Demo Zone - 081 5978174 - After 5pm - Try before U bu

    Quack!

    I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is used.

    A completed Family History? I'd like to see THAT!

    Don't send any money, we'll bill you

    DON'T LOOK!!!!!!!!! ...Too late

    Honey, it's post-partem...PUT DOWN THE MODEM

    A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

    "Look how ugly he really is!" Kirk on Gorgan

    Line noise provided by U.S. West Communications!!!

    Now! -- Scorpions

    Supercalanarcolepticextrahalitosis.--Red Green

    Quit work and play for once!

    A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far.

    Zucchini sci-fi movie: "Garden Wars" with Zuke Skywalker.

    The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

    Keep the oily side down

    She's NOT a brunette! I can see those blond roots!

    X - Is there a recipe that starts with X?

    "Hehehehehe.... 2400 bps sucks!" - V.Bis and Baudhead.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, December 23, 2022 00:01:26
    Somehow I can't imagine you ever being little, Bowler. -Brisco

    A beautiful story. It gets you right here, doesn't it? Q

    Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, Sysop.

    Virgin, n. - One who might be called a "notyeterosexual"

    Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

    Scary: Green Dragon - Funny: Green Dragon in string bikini

    A poor man's holodeck: A tab of acid and a glass of water.

    Ura Montanan if you use the wind to blow-dry your hair.

    OFFLINE 1.52 "Fish and guests smell in three days."

    HABIT, n. A shackle for the free.

    Cheap HMO: Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    ValuCom: Anything else is for the 12 year old rlies

    * &lt;- Tribble &gt;&gt;&gt;*&gt; &lt;- Steve Martin Tribble

    Kermit the frog meets Xmodem the bird

    A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true

    Luck: n, A BITCH playing Cattle Futures.

    Your neutrinos are drifting. ■ Robin Leffler

    Wait'll I find my sword!

    "Loved, become better control, entire hope." Jake

    Put away the ocean and sweep up the wood. -- Auden

    Cats: Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers

    ping.....ping.....ping.....BURP! Six pack detected - and terminated!

    Elf-Eating Giant Space Hamster.

    Make like a bowel and move.

    RATED (G) for GRIN

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, December 24, 2022 00:01:28
    Vulcan food has gone bad when Klingons start asking for the recipe.

    Mouse not found: Delete KITTY.CAT (Y/N)?

    Don't want to he the Furry sitting on the OJ jury

    Geez, what did you do to my poor little recipe!?

    A cat with no destination is never lost

    You ain't never had a friend like me! - Saddam to that kid

    A shortcut....longest distance between two points

    Riding your bike on ice is not as exciting as planning it.

    Shock! -watch the monkey get hurt, monkey.

    Let everything with breath praise the LORD

    ZlWnd two and TURN - Tom as bad actor turns around

    Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!

    Harry Mudd: Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him

    A Fool, A Tool, A Pool; LOOPALOOTALOOFA!

    Gargantua Blargg and Flamer Guy are free of the curse!

    URA Redneck If Ur idea of going formal is a black truck.

    Clinton's memory is the only part of him subject to Selective Service.

    PUNNY BOOK = I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money.

    Many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.

    The holodeck safeguards are not functioning. Worf

    She isn't as insane as we make her out to be.

    Power corrupts. Absolut Vodka corrupts absolutely

    * -- Tribble *....-- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblings.

    Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas

    JABBA: WYSLRN ─ What You See Looks Really Neat

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, December 25, 2022 00:01:24
    Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Zen and the Art of EchoMail: Be the message... Be the tagline

    XYZZY... Nothing happens.

    What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers.

    The mere absence of war is not peace. - John F. Kennedy

    He is playing hockey with a warped puck

    On a quiet night, you can hear a FORD rust!

    A few pages short of a book.

    A mind is a terrible thing to OOOOH a new video game!

    We preserve our freedom using three boxes: ballot, jury, and cartridge.

    Old hackers never die - they just exit to a higher shell.

    PRUNING family trees is NOT allowed.

    "I did not have the opportunity to meet Mr. Kim." Tuvok

    XMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!

    BG&BGSU's cut$ are going into Toledo Carty's condo?Sentnl

    A Butt-head virus would be annoying! uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!

    Hey beavis... Huhhuh.. checkout Vampire "D"... Huhhuh

    Kill not Man for food unless we might perish.

    Z-MODEM (n): Name for modem after being given a tranquilizer

    A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle.

    Dalek Cheerleaders: 2-4-6-8, who shall we exterminate?

    Klipstein's Law: Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly

    Gosh, All!, the young girl panted, Your HARD DISK is so BIG!

    X programmers DO IT with clients and servers

    UNREST---What parents get when a child is sick.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, December 26, 2022 00:07:24
    Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time

    PUNNY BOOK: Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for possessing pirated software

    "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a Klingon out of my hat!"

    Euphemism Trek: He's dearly departed, Jim!

    "Boss's always in a good mood when the heroin arrives." -- Nelson

    Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jane! Help! Jaaaaaaaaaane!

    Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was quite surprised!

    Does the name "Quasimoto" ring a bell?

    Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be taglines

    She'll launch on time and she'll be ready! - Scotty

    Useless Invention: Breathable space suit.

    OXYMORON : Friendly takeover

    Everything falls faster than an anvil

    Planet Earth has been UNREGISTERED for 6,978,253,410.983 years.

    Be friendly, Hawaiian style. Give someone a lei!

    Orville is actually a HUGE Rush Limbaugh fan.

    Valiant Icatia was the last of the Sarpadian empires to fall

    XT startup. Current date is Friday 01-04-1980. 04?? Friday???

    Sector not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ire new navigator?

    Fire! Fire! Your computer's on FIRE!

    We're going to make a big change here! Mr. Becker

    Old immortals never die, they justdon't.

    "I want to know what makes that thing tick." Kirk

    Jon is not going to be happy about this. Garfield

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, December 27, 2022 00:01:20
    KIRK: I want to talk to Star Fleet Command

    My opinions should be your opinions

    I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart

    Orvilles elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

    Chro! Matic! Death! Uhhh!

    Yes. Good. Bayleth

    Of course it hurts! It's *supposed* to hurt! It's a phaser! - Quark

    Slam bam, I'm feeling alright

    Normally you'd have to eat something illegal to be *that* crazy.

    Scotty Scale: CAPTAIN The Springs, they're buckling!

    Lee "Press-On" Wood - Crow on name in credits

    Damn it, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks. --Butt-Head

    People who throw trash out car windows are trashy people.

    Ura Redneck If Ur wading boots double as dress pants.

    Must sell health food store due to failing health.

    JERUSALEM (Phenome) activates any Saturday

    Famous Last Words: Seat Belts, We don't need no stinking Seat Belts.

    V_o^o_V Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.

    Zebra, n. - A bra 25 times larger than an A-bra

    War fact #234: If the enemy is in range, so are you.

    Scouting - It's only an hour a week!!

    Has the update repaired this?

    ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay

    Variable Not Found.

    Uh-oh! This isn't good. I've seen good before, and this isn't it.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, December 28, 2022 00:01:26
    Join AAA-AA ... the car club for people who are driven to drink.

    A garment may succeed!

    Veja Du: The feeling that you have always been elsewhere before.

    Documentation - The toilet paper of programming

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, Chuck?

    URA Redneck if you don't like those 'new-fangled' people.

    Quick! Bring the hammer! There's a fly on Geco's nose.

    Hmmm...when was the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?

    There have been several women who've given me heartache. But the pain you give me is farther down

    URA Pagan Redneck if: you think Brooks and Dunn are the Gemini Twins.

    Queens never make bargains

    "Do you have a nipple... uh... CIGARETTE!" -- Tom Servo

    TACT: Making guests feel at home when you wish they really were.

    What was the greatest thing _before_ sliced bread?

    Never say during sex: but you just started!!

    Bloody Jesus, n. Israeli vodka served with thorns

    XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):

    You had a vasectomy, so I'll still be a virgin? No worries then.

    Babylon 5---Our last, best hope for television SF.

    Kindly present it to that monument in there. - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)

    I love watching Full House! @!#$&$ NO CARRIER

    "Is anyone still unclear as to the supper situation?

    Ura Redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.

    QOTD: Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing

    URA Redneck if you brother-in-law is also your uncle.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, December 29, 2022 00:01:20
    A hydrogen bomb will brighten your day

    Men would be angels. Angels would be gods. -- Pope

    C'ya! Virus Remover: Removed EGO from All.SYS

    Prism: a place for light waves that commit refractions.

    You could play with your magic nose goblins. - Ren Hoek

    -WARNING- The TOPIC COP is watching!.

    Software containing Sonny's account of women in his past: CHERWARE.

    A Thousand Pints of Lite!

    "I refuse the offer," the union leader said strikingly.

    Just program it [Arthur's brain] to say 'where's the tea?' -Zaphod

    John Hancock these, and Hail Mary. &lt;General&gt;

    Join me, two dogs, and a vicar

    Hay Rush!! Liberals stopped child labor and child abuse!!

    (c) 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. Hehehehe.

    Bad Band Name #564: Urge to Anthropomorphise

    XT for sale: see Marine Supplies Conference

    Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us...or die.

    Messenger is to your mail reader as jeweler is to a beautiful woman.

    Recipes, they're not just for hard drives any more.

    Our times: Man cripples self to get handicap parking

    Moving past the uvula... -- Mike Nelson

    Q: How does Bill Clinton say "F*** you"? A: "Trust me."

    Rock 'n' eggroll. -- Crow T. Robot

    Roddy Piper: ...you're right

    A bank is a place with a simple philosophy: no deposit, no return

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, December 30, 2022 00:01:24
    Look, I'm standing naked before you. -- Tori Amos

    Que sera, Sahara: What will be, gets sand in your shorts.

    He's BRAKE dancing - Tom Servo as guy pumps brake pedal

    Of course not. Gotta leave the best for last! :)

    MVS PROGRAMMERS would do it, if RACF would let them.

    Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!

    Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine

    Don't be a terrorist's target - stay alive!

    Chefs do it for dessert.

    This message is a link. Click it

    SRD: Switch to Random Density

    PUNNY BOOK = What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel.

    Earth calling Clinton, Earth calling Clinton

    How do you like your blue eyed boy, Mr. Death.

    Good! An action sequence (pause) AND it's over - Crow

    Keep life simple... don't put your head through plexiglass.

    Powerless over alcohol, our wives had become unmanageable

    Gee, no wonder that chain around my neck is starting to chafe.

    Have no friends not equal to yourself. Confucius (479 BC)

    Have blaster - will travel

    Healthy Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.

    QOTD: "He's so egotistical he yells his own name when he comes."

    Did you hear about the SysOp who died? She had a terminal illness!

    Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv. Al Bundy

    Blonde VS a shower? The shower has to be turned on to get wet

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, December 31, 2022 00:01:28
    Guillotine operator wanted. Chance to get ahead.

    Cut the abusers....cut the abusers...! Leave the thread!

    Pepsi Trek: The Next Gen (Aack! Phptht!)

    Freefall Sex: Not just for Star Trek fans anymore! Space:Above &

    Or you could trade in your appliance and get a PC and an OLR.

    God is not dead; S/He just doesn't give a s**t.

    Blue Wave Reader v2.30. Released 12 February 1996! Try it!

    I am NOW of Borg, prepare to be emasculated.

    Jesus saves, Cthulhu forecloses.

    No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools

    Jesus: In Joel he is GOD'S DWELLING IN ZION

    Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.

    You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person

    Fredom of the Press = US Mint.

    UTF: Use The Force

    Properly trained, a human can be dog's best friend

    Quick - Cheap - Good Pick 2. - Dennis Robertus

    Klingons do not PLAY with toys. We EAT them.

    XWING SUCKS!!!!! WC KICKS!!!

    BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.

    ROA 47: Don't trust a man with a better suit than you!

    Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew.

    Veni, Vici, Viagra ... I came, I saw, I needed a little help

    On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime

    When DOS grows up, it wants to be OS/2!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, January 01, 2023 00:01:22
    What happens when a Marine gets Alzheimer's? His IQ goes up!

    IMEZRU: I'm a zuru.

    Great Canadian Lie #082: "This'll only take a second..."

    Sex is an emotion in motion...

    Report to Sickbay, Mr @LN@!

    A lawyer at his/her best: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

    Well, I got here with five minutes to spare, said Tom bitterly.

    Jim, we're not trying to gang up on you! McCoy

    Don't contemplate any action that will bring down the wrath of God

    Just call me "Unicorn". Horny, and hung like a horse.

    Yawn a more Roman way.

    What if I paid you? Would you do it then? Please?

    "Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"

    I can take Ken Norton in 4 - Crow gruffly as old woman

    I commanded a group of ships for a week, Orville said fleetingly

    Beam me aboard, Scotty. Sure. Will a 2x10 do?

    A fool uttereth all his mind.

    Piece of metal, piece of board, slap 'em together & you've got a Ford

    Life is a timed event. Death is a timeless event.

    We need all the friends we can get - Garibaldi

    Future (The), n. - It isn't what it used to be

    Don't say during sex: "I wanna go muff diving."

    Make like a cause and get lost (lost cause).

    Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

    Bad or missing Sysop; begin download C:\*.* (Y/y)?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, January 02, 2023 00:07:20
    Pessimistic Borg: "Assimilation is futile."

    Koje sranje, bas sam mogo da napisem jos jednu poruku.

    Some of you may not return.. the rest of you definitely won't -Yakko

    Doesn't take a lot to amuse some people.

    Jim, you don't ask The Almighty for his ID!

    ZAPPA: Tax the churches!!!!!

    When in doubt, ask somebody !

    Masturbation: If you smoke when you finish, you're going way too FAST!!

    Do not approach me unannounced! --Worf to Troi

    URA Redneck if U're considered an expert on worm ranches

    No need to be pessimistic. It wouldn't have worked anyway.

    No longer a superhero! - MasterOfTheFlyingToupee

    Pruning the Family Tree is NOT permitted!

    I typed this in for my carpal tunnel syndrome

    God created Adam & Eve - not Adam & Steve.

    Happiness: Seeing the moderator's picture on a milk carton

    Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

    A bureaucracy can outwait anything.

    Go soak your head - Hobbes

    How come my taglines are funny, but yours STINK?

    Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it. -- Alex Schure

    Catch the Gold Wave!

    Life...MTBF?

    "Ensign. How do I get to Ten-Forward?" - Picard

    Gen. Campbell was RIGHT!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, January 03, 2023 00:01:22
    DOS bugs - They just keep on going, and going, and going

    We're going to play a game. It's called "Is There A God?"

    New from Maxis: SimWindows!

    Old McDonald had a cheeseburger, E I E I O

    OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals

    Vampyra's World. Party time, excellent!

    She's dressed like an Easter egg! -- Tom Servo

    Eat at @F's

    Never trust a smiling bard dating your only daughter.

    Man that lightening sounds clo........NO CARRIER

    My parallel port seems strangely perpendicular today

    Floyd the Barber cuts his hair, F!, F!

    Go ahead. Be naughty. Save Santa the trip

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- McTribble sandwich

    What have I been busting my butt for? - Richie Ryan

    Honey, pass the waffle syrup! Clinton's on TV again!

    Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier.

    Be glad you don't get all the guvmint you pay fer.

    Q: This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.

    Look at me, Mr. MODERATOR, I'm an OFF-TOPIC TAGLINE! HAH!

    Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

    Cooperation: Doing with a smile what you have to do anyway.

    A good turkey roast is a slippery foul ball

    "I'm ODing on intrigue!" Crow T. Robot

    Did you expect mere proof to sway his opinion?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, January 04, 2023 00:01:26
    Liberalism gives a fish. Conservatism teaches how to fish.

    Tanks -- they're a "male thing!"

    Kitty Cats ... The Purrs of Life!

    Purrson: A male kitty.

    Ballpark food doesn't count as *real* food. - George SEINFELD

    Uh-oh... I broke him. -- Crow T. Robot

    Non-dairy tagline: low sodium - low cholesterol

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he digested the razor blade in the apple

    I feel good all under- Tom Servo

    Programmers DO IT top down

    I know what's what, and who's who, but have no idea why's why.

    "Give me your even-better-than-coffee substitute." - Janeway

    Here's some recipes from my sick little mind

    He who is unable to dance says that the yard is stony

    Hands up! GUN.COM Loaded

    Spock on computer: It has the unfortunate tendency to giggle.

    Bad DM!:A *PACK* of tarrasques?!?

    Vampires are a pain in the neck.

    New Seuss?: TOO MANY BLUE WAVES (v. 2.30)

    Borg Pizza: One large pizza with extra assimilations, please.

    What's it like on Kessel? Is it really THAT bad? - Curi. Explorer

    kilohertz: Mortal injuries.

    Ura Redneck if visiting relatives means getting mud on your tires.

    I guess it's a girl thing

    You are false data

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, January 05, 2023 00:01:22
    CHK the DSK yourself, for once!

    "A is for apple." -- Hester Pyrnne

    Virus Analysis Kit - some assembly required

    Raining Cats and Dogs? Don't step in any poodles!

    &lt;--- The BBS your mother warned you about.

    HUMPTY DUMPTY - Rest In Pieces

    Did you know General Custer wore an Arrow Shirt.

    When better women are made, computer programmers will make them

    Just a piece of friendly advice-- Jack Butler

    "Bother" said Pooh as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.

    Your brain is not on file... - Holo-Doc

    Let a Field Service Engineer put it in

    X programmers DO IT with clients and servers

    Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education -- Mark Twain

    You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right

    Jeffery Dahmer - Just another eating disorder victim.

    Of all the vegetables in the world... only The Beat Goes On. (boooo!)

    Family Trees are self-pruners... everyone dies in the end!

    Zymurgy's law of volunteer labour: People are always available for work in the past tense

    You might be a redneck if you have ever started a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird."

    X: Sharp thinking comes in handy more often than sharp shooting.

    What am I on to here? - Mulder "Monsters begetting monsters." - Matheson

    Zed's dead Baby, Zed's dead! - Butch

    Error locating MAFIA.EXE - program not executed.

    Quick! I see a moderator! Change the subject, FAST!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, January 06, 2023 00:01:26
    Vacancy on the top floor.

    Uncle Rasta's Online Service for the Mentally Aroused

    Victory is only relative, defeat is truly decisive.

    Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

    Evidently angry clowns DO charge

    Sociopolitical Ramifications - Avoid the LagMonster.

    'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!

    PUNNY BOOK: Allegiance To The King: Neil Downe.

    A friend is the present you give yourself.

    Shields up, Mr. Sulu. Arm phasers. Ready photon torpedoes

    Living on love

    Remember never be DEAD right!

    URA Pagan Redneck if cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.

    Edam is not a Dutch Cheese, it's "made" backwards.

    CAFFEINE NOT FOUND: (S)cream (K)ick wall (F)all asleep

    Q - Why does a cow wear a bell?π A - Its horns don't work

    Encasing all-embracing wreath of repose engulfs all the senses

    DOCTOR: Ask the accident victim his name so his family could be notified. NURSE: He says his family knows his name

    They told me, Heraclitus, they told me you were dead.

    Colonel. Kick the little twerp's ass. - Eisen

    Peace Through Superior Treknology.

    I don't know, ask Cathy.

    Kupio sam prsten,kupio sam pusku

    Eeee

    Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, January 07, 2023 00:01:20
    I'll bet you anything he wears women's underwear. - Rimmer

    Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniversary

    Keep it stupid, simple.

    Even small candles are brighter in the dark.

    Help all parents. Support retroactive abortion

    Remember: Somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you.

    Living on the brink of insa

    Nabavio sam jedan potpuno novi

    Even if I'm not asleep, it doesn't mean I'm awake.

    Bill Clinton is the only man I know that has vagina-envy

    Keep cops off welfare...Commit a crime.

    A good Christmas tree is like Kryptonite to any Jew.

    Barney episodes we'll never see: "Bopping Baby Bop."

    Save on toilet paper - Use it to clean finger

    ValDOSta: (F)loridian, (T)ourist, (R)etired, (C)uban?

    Orville arrested at Sea World, trying to release the 7 seals.

    Join the few, the strange, the truly weird. Join the DaFt Corps!

    Quilt 'til you wilt!

    * &lt;- Tribble -&lt;--*-- &lt;- Tribble after sword fight

    My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program.

    Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.

    Jesus was *at least* a 15th level cleric.

    XXXXXXXXXXBetter Taglines Through AssimilationXXXXXXXXXX

    BS-o-meter: [......../] Figures

    Gives a whole new meaning to "Lets eat Greek tonight" doesn't it?

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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, January 08, 2023 00:01:26
    Police protection

    Know thyself -- but don't tell anyone.

    Homosexual's cry about hate is like reverse discrimination.

    Remember we said there's no future? Well, this is it! -Blank Reg

    A bachelor is one would rather cook his own goose.

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Balding Tribble after hairclub visit

    Mr La Forge,see if you can move us away from the disturbance.-Picard

    Cthulhu calls collect, and dials down the center: 1-800-CTHULHU.

    Needless to say- 3 to 1 it'll be said, and soon.

    The greatest achievement is not never failing, but rising every time we do fail

    You mean a 7up isn't one of those big mushrooms in Super Mario Bros?

    (Badges? *WE* don't need any #$%&in' badges!)

    URA Redneck if: The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.

    "Admiral, there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a mirror."

    Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!

    A cat is just a bundle of purr.

    Lex Luger: When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen

    A duel of wits? With @F? I never attack anyone who us unarmed!

    Distribution of this message via the Microsoft Network is prohibited

    URA Redneck if fewer than half the cars you own run.

    Visiting This Planet . . .', said The Baron Latimer

    ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter

    Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time

    &lt;lightning&gt; &lt;Gamera's eye lights up&gt;"Gamera, you're on the air!"Servo

    Ross Perot - As screwed up as a football bat.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From August Abolins@4:920/1.58 to CRBBS Tagline Bot on Sunday, January 08, 2023 15:53:21
    ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter

    what's the rest of it?
    --- AfterShock/Android 1.6.8
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, January 09, 2023 00:08:50
    XT startup. Current date is Friday 01-04-1980. 04?? Friday???

    We fight only when there is no other choice. We prefer the ways of peaceful contact. -- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun"

    Error! Try anything you can think of

    URA Redneck if you buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.

    Que sera, Sanskrit: What will be, won't be understood.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his back

    Well, first of all, she's black. -- Bailey Quarters

    Let me be the architect, I can do it! - George [Seinfeld]

    Zen Crafters - enlightenment in about an hour.

    "It's a big, metal Richard Keil!" -- Crow T. Robot

    So why didn't you save these literary gems into your tagline file?

    Never trust Martin Goldberg's typing. - BCK

    KOP: Kill OPerator

    Deanna: Captain Picard, stop staring at my chest

    Q: Riker, you weren't like this before the beard

    MOON.....TIARA......uh, er,..NARF! - Sailor Pinky

    Venus Love Me Chain! - Sailor Venus

    The backup's not over until the fat table sings

    * &lt;- Tribble \*/ &lt;- Airman Tribble

    Eeee! DINGOS!! - The Tick

    Do YOU believe in magic?

    Do you believe in the Perpetual Game?

    New Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Sysop

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; We three kings of porridge and tar

    Never ask a sysop to say "When."

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, January 10, 2023 00:01:26
    Everything's exactly where it should be, except us. Kirk

    MOM'S HINT #363: Admire your son's mustache even if you can't see it.

    Zen monk to the hotdog man - Make Me One With Everything

    Fire a warning shot acrossed her bow!

    URA Redneck If U've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

    Last one alive's a wet ponce! -- Lister

    Programmers do it with numbers!

    You did.. ask me to be thorough. - Data

    Pentiums have a 80586 CHU(Central Heating Unit)

    Q: Oui, mon Capitan

    None shall be enslaved by poverty, ignorance or conformity

    'Abbutt? Little guy, drinks Jovian Sunspots?' --Garibaldi.

    Woman wanted: Intelligent, Tall, Buxom, Blonde or Redhead, age 22-35.

    A murder is only an extraverted suicide. ─ M. Python

    Kissing don't last, cookery do. -- George Meredith

    I am perfectly sane, and so am I.

    Dad, what makes wind? --Calvin. Trees sneezing. --Dad.

    Fools to the left of me, feeders to the right; I need a REAL job! Londo

    ERROR Keyboard Not Found Press Any Key To Continue(Huh)

    My grandfather was a small claims court jester - Steven W

    Raising children is like herding cats.

    I think you understand obsession better than you let on. - Chase

    May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.

    I'm feeling very shaky. T'Jon

    XXM: Exclusive Maybe

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, January 11, 2023 00:01:20
    Users do it off-topic

    E cola...Outbreak of the Pepsi Wars.

    X-Files? No. They're one floor up. We're the Y-Files

    We are 49'ers of Borg. San Diego is irrelevant.

    Just cleaning out my spit valve - Mike on trumpet music

    California culture

    For every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.

    For 20 cycles I stood beside you as one of the Nine. - Delenn

    Oh-ho!!! &lt;chuckle&gt; &lt;snrff&gt; HAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!*thud*

    Problems with math? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i).]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

    My dog thinks he's human, but my cat thinks she's a Goddess.

    Readin' Writin' and Aggrevation

    I am sorry but I couldn't resist any longer.

    RPG Famous Last Words: Have I ever let you down before?

    Regularly: #|||#||#| Now on sale for: ||#||||#|

    Jewel-encrusted belts make good emergency snow treads - Blonde Moments

    "Here me X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew!" - Phoenix

    "I call it 'Bongo.'" - Salmoneus on Ancient Greek Bingo

    JRGA: Jump Relative and Get Arrested

    Famous Last Words #53: "Watch me moon that werewolf..."

    QEdit: You got the right one baby! UH-UH!

    Keep sucking up, and you'll have it made. &lt;crooked grin&gt; - Anna S

    Maybe we should send Michael Jackson to a penal colony.

    PC - A politically correct computer.

    Quartet - where all four think the other three can't sing

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, January 12, 2023 00:01:24
    Men receive death sentence for murder 20x more than women.

    Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason. --Blutarsky

    Zymurgy's 7th Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rains, it pours.

    Okay, okay, enough with the quotein' already!!!

    Line 12: Good ol' Voyager

    Nominating Data for President - he has an off button

    Go Lemmings, Go!!!

    Jewish Haiku &lt;&gt; Quietly murmured at Saturday services, Yanks 5, Red Sox 3.

    The best way to make a long story short is to tell the truth

    Just because you add obligatory tags does not mean you're not an ass.

    Send me $50 or I'll claim we had sex!

    Ohhhh, I can't imagine how it must have been. - Lwaxana

    Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into

    Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses

    KPLA: Klingon Radio! All the glory, all the time!

    Liberal Mindset: "I know what's good for you, you don't."

    Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and it's popped.

    Living is hazardous to your health

    Competitive edges are all around you. Are you on one?

    I am Demtel of Borg. You will be assimilatedBut WAIT! There's More!

    Math and Alcohol don't mix.... Don't drink and derive!

    I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen.

    Yikes. Looks like I need more! :)

    Tonight's episode: `Jonathan Livingston Murder'! -- Crow

    * &lt;- Tribble a &lt;- after the wash cycle

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, January 13, 2023 00:01:28
    Liberals know the least and speak the most

    She refused any medication ever used by people who had passed away.

    URA Redneck If U consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.

    Q: How do you get a Mexican pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest

    "Bother," said @F as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn

    I will not bribe Principal Skinner ─ Bart on the blackboard

    Live! Via modem... It's Saturday Night Taglines.

    Such a deal, normally a dime a piece, for you 2 for a quarter.

    When in doubt, Read The Farshimmelte Manual !

    ZfOg "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

    MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you

    MUSICIANS do it in the practice room.

    A rose by any other name is damn confusing! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12

    RUSH Limbaugh and Dan Quayle in 1996!

    Usagi: "What's this button do?" &lt;CLICK&gt; &lt;BOOM&gt;

    May be armed with a large, experimental brassiere.

    Quoth the Maven Rvermore.

    Firemen are always in heat.

    Democracy is the cruelest form of tyranny - Socrates

    Vorlons don't need flashlights

    I must be losing my mind. - Don't fight it, Henry. - Hawkeye

    Where there is no police, there is no speed limit

    She aches, just like a woman

    Well, whaddya know... it can count. - MegaDuck

    STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...this @N@ has a bad motivator, look!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, January 14, 2023 00:01:22
    Labor, n. One of the processes by which A acquires proper

    "Fidonet just IS. It's a Zen thing." --Holly Sullivan.

    Jeep Junk Each Eagle Produced

    God creates. I assemble, and I steal everywhere to do it

    Don't say during sex: Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?

    You may be stupid if you believe the government can help you.

    MAC users don't DO IT, they just point and click on the genital icon.

    When choosing between two evils take the one you never tried before.

    This recipe is currently out of order.

    Like trying to escaep from Aaron Spelling's house - Mike/#605

    Bad week? Or just exposure to me? &lt;teasing grin&gt; - Anna Steven

    OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up

    Follow that car, Godzilla -- and step on it!

    401938319

    Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! DARN,It's BUSY!

    He's dead, Jim. Get his ears. - Spock

    Que sera, summit: What will be, will be on top.

    Old Sacramento BBS investigated by Nuclear waste Committe

    Custer was siouxed

    Nothing up my sleeve, PRESTO!

    Funboy: Obedience is submission veiled with gravity

    Presenting Lorena Bobbit with the all NEW Ginsi Knife

    You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

    Lao-tze of Borg. Be like water. Water does not resist.

    Welfare: Software that is paid for, but not by the user.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, January 15, 2023 00:01:28
    Quite a motley crew you've gathered here, Benjy.

    "Cheetahs never prosper." -- Zazu

    Zucchini: dense, flavorless vegetable useful as ballast.

    Excuse me, can you spare a recipe?

    Be vewy qwiet. I'm assimiwating humans. ─ Elmer of Borg

    "Bother" said Pooh as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted

    You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most comp

    There is nothing to fear but fear itself

    Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did-not argument."

    CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who has woman on ground has peace (piece) on earth

    What is mind? No matter! What is matter? Never mind! - Homer S.

    Next DS9: Odo serenades Kira with his version of "Bend Me, Shape Me"!

    That doesn't sound like the Garak I know. Bashir

    Mankinds final Creation will be a six foot hole.

    ZENOCIDE: The killing of ancient philosophers

    Oh it's late, She puts her heart away for another day

    Get a USR It leaves the others behind.

    Death is certain, Life is not

    ZEOW: Zero Every Other Word

    Concentrate on security.

    Page 1 of 1028465, press enter to continue

    Please Captain not in front of the Klingons

    Electricians do it in hot boxes!

    ONLY Taglines are on-topic here. Please don't drag me off-topic again.

    People say I'm an indian giver .. no, I take that back.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, January 16, 2023 00:10:12
    Q, my only regret is dying and finding YOU here. Picard

    Value your words - each one may be the last.

    Reincarnation, n. - Recycling souls to preserve the ectoplasmic balance

    Quick impression: Caw, Caw! *BANG* F*ck, I'm dead! -- Top Dollar

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of lighter fluid

    paradox: A very small marina.

    Vincent Vega: Our Man in Amsterdam.

    Thomas Jefferson was killed by ferrets!

    * &lt;- Tribble !*! !*! &lt;- Tribbles with snowshoes

    Keyboard error: Press [F1] to continue [F2] to Abort!

    You mean this is a 'feel good' segment? - Crow

    OPCODE: BF = Belch Fire

    ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour.

    URA Redneck if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income

    Red red robin going bop bop boppin... Into my windshield

    Democratic National Convention, Clinton: "Act on American devotion".

    Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks

    BeeepBeeepBeeep(Backing up my hard drive.)

    Four blondes in a Volkswagen - farfromthinkin'

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribble that didn't make it

    Yeah! I'm really starting to like this hero stuff! - Charlie

    Mees yeht tahw ton era slwo eht ,repooC tnegA

    A Survey on Cygnian Respiratory Disease? McCoy

    I thought UAE was a Country 'til I discovered Windows.

    Speed of Lightning, Power of Thunder... UNDERDOG!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, January 17, 2023 00:01:26
    Uproot your questions for their ground and the dangling roots will be seen. More questions! --Mentat Zensufi

    Me, Worry? No, I think I'd rather Panic...later...NOW!

    ljubio sam hrpetinu zena, ali nijedna nije bila kao ona

    You know your in YK if: your false teeth chatter & they are still in the

    A great fortune is a great slavery.

    Cheerleaders are the greatest athletic supporters!

    * &lt;- Tribble *&gt; - &lt;- Tribble Firing A Bow.

    Vikings vs Redskins, Scully... just you and me. - Mulder (2x13)

    A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. C. Palamas

    Say good night, kitty!

    Man with steel balls not play with magnets.

    URA Redneck If U refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".

    ZOOLOGISTS do it with animals

    * &lt;- Tribble *.* &lt;- Binary Tribble, discovered by WJC

    Don't fret...we STILL have Rush Limbaugh.

    Vet's sign: The doctor will be with you soon. SIT! STAY!

    Decaffeinated coffee? What's the point of THAT!?

    ZAMFIR PLAYS METALICA - Order your copy today from K-Tel Records !

    My eyeballs fell out. Help me look for them

    What's favorite whine?

    Headlines: TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES

    Politicians: everyone is their own best friend

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Cloaked Tribble

    Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string

    Romulans claim all that is within their field of vision.--Worf

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, January 18, 2023 00:01:22
    Give your kids mental blocks for Christmas

    CATastrophe: Add CAT to any body of water

    What are you going to do with that pie? -- Al Calavicci

    My black eye,it's gone,he just sucked it off of my face with his fist!

    Next up: Tossing him For Fun & Profit.

    URA Redneck if: you have a home that is mobile and five cars that aint

    Nuclear test site: Please cover your eyes when you see the flash

    Nothing is but what is not

    "I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr." - Bart Simpson.

    Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fau

    Last I heard, being alive is not a crime. - Morden

    SHORTEST BOOK: Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches

    COMMITTEE: A life-form with several mouths but no brain.

    Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get.

    Vehicle accidents to attract attorneys

    Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!

    Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

    Oh my god...I'll be arrested for sure.

    No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill

    Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for caffeine.

    Promise - A thruthful way to LIE!

    A woman on time is one in nine

    A really great man is one who makes others feel great!

    Prepare to be, like, totally assimilated, OK? ■ Buffy of Borg

    Hell knows no fury like a ticked off Sysop.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, January 19, 2023 00:01:26
    What torpedoes? I don't see any tor^$%@% NO CARRIER

    We have standards around here and expect you not to exceed them.

    Oops, time for Ponn Farr!

    A mistake? Impossible, my modem is error correcting.

    ENTYMOLOGISTS do it with bugs

    Send a "TEA BAG' to your Congressman today!

    Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.

    Kats aren't bad loosers - Kats never loose

    Clinton's Cabinet: Family Values Advisor, Madonna

    Ember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?

    A blackbird's wing. A stone from a river. - Chakotay

    The economy's dead Bill, tax it if you don't believe me.

    John Madden...The world's largest game port.

    Meetings are Tuesday. Bring some fondue! - Anna Steven

    killing for religion - something I don't understand...

    Yo momma so old: God said let there be light & she flipped the switch



    She Got the Kids and the money. I got a Head Ache.

    Valuers really know the price

    Ok, Space Cadets! Prepare to hurtle through the Cosmos!

    My job is to lead the audience's applause, Tom clucked.

    Good die young? I must be immortal.... ""GRIN""

    Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit! - Elmer Fudd

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

    Quick, @TO@, close your mind! Something might get in!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, January 20, 2023 00:01:20
    Verad!...don't call me Benjamin -- Sisko

    GOOD HEAVENS! IT WORKS! -The Tick

    Zmodem Pizza DownLoad: Slices DownLoaded: 02 Slices Remaining: 04

    X-rated ST:TNG fiction often involves Data entry

    A wedding is for a day, Marriage is for a lietime

    "And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the sun."

    &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;S&gt;P&gt;A&gt;M&gt;I&lt;S&lt;G&lt;O&lt;D&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;

    Design a safe nuclear power plant and win $500!

    Ura Redneck Trekker if the Kazon think *you* have bad hair days.

    From the Olympics: "Cuba wins gold in Team Requesting Asylum"

    MUSIC HACKERS do it audibly

    Useless Invention: Digital clock-winder.

    Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.

    Neener, neener, neener! I'm a stud and you're a weener! - Duckman

    Limbaugh = RL = Rush Limbaugh

    Elvis has left the building

    Experience is the comb that Nature gives us when we are bald.

    Jon is not going to be happy about this. Garfield

    XXXXXXXXXXBetter Taglines Through AssimilationXXXXXXXXXX

    Chaos (n): mass confusion; disorder - see also American Government

    Paranoia is nothing to be afraid of!!

    Positivity: have you had your plus sign today?

    A naive actress from Podunk - Tom

    Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.

    Remember when safe sex was putting the car in park?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, January 21, 2023 00:01:26
    I want you to take a good close look at these things, Doc! - DeSalle

    Headlines: If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

    Book Title: Party On, Dude: Jill Out

    This was send by a VIP!

    Yo mama so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial!

    Q: What do you call a golden retriever? A: A smart blonde!

    Error reading @F: I)gnore, F)lame, T)witfile?

    Now you're Laughing

    Just the other day I.........no, wait.......that wasn't me

    Next on TALES FROM THE CRYPT: I WANNA BURRY A LIGHTHOUSE

    Guns - today's leading cause of statistics !

    Nobody understands Quantum Mechanics. The IDIOT who posted this doesn't!

    You can stop being useless now - the crisis has passed

    Visit Scenic Melnibon&#8240;

    Beginning of the End? Already?! It just started! - Mike

    &lt;yawn&gt;&lt;enter&gt;

    My other computer is another Amiga.

    IIn God we trust -- all others require a credit check.

    Pros are those who do their jobs even when they don`t feel like it.

    Shrews do it vindictively.

    Pillsbury doughboy dating fresh Crumpet- The STAR!

    Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1"

    A dead woman bites not. -- Gray

    Garibaldi Is it Babylon 5 or Babble On 5?

    One who commands lawfully must be obeyed

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, January 22, 2023 00:01:20
    Life's a B*TCH and so am I, so get the hell outta my way!

    Our dice are painstakingly carved - Tom

    So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsickle. -- Surrealist Compliment Generator

    Last words: "Don't worry - I have Pilot-7."

    Some days itAll seems so feudal, sighed King Goldman

    Keep well, @TOFIRST@

    "A little bit of Yogi Berra in her, too." -- Tom Servo

    Remember, a rut is simply a coffin with the ends knocked out. Earl Nightengale

    We were unanimous - in fact everyone was unanimous.

    A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...let's party!

    BBS Lingo: ITSFWI: If The Shoe Fits, Wear It

    Oxymoron: Manson family values

    C:\DOS\RUN;C:\KID\LOAD\WINDOWS;C:\PC\CRASH C:\DOS\RUN

    Hitler: The #1 reason to oppose gun control!

    On the road...where the night is black.

    MOTHER: The parent who changes their child's smelly nappy at 3am

    No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

    They're up to something. I can feel it. - Aahz

    Looking for 386sx mother board for OS/2

    Just what did you think a PPC would DO to a hovercar?

    ja se zovem vitez propustene prilike, lijepe zene dodju vide i odlaze

    My memory's like aaI forget!

    Getting old is mandatory...growing up is optional.

    Kei and Yuri, Dirty Angels with a Lovely Pair.

    For one so asthetically challenged, you've done okay for yourself

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, January 23, 2023 00:11:06
    Nintendo: in-home baby sitter.

    One drink won't get you all this, but three might

    Big cats can kill you!

    Pluto/DOS v1.32 unreg

    Night of the Living Fractals ... Whew nightmares.

    I think I have the answer to *that*, too. Odo

    A long time ago being crazy meant something. Now everybody's crazy. --

    Now lay back and pass out before I have to sedate you

    (-: User is left handed

    Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated &lt;smirk&gt;.

    Yo'momma so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.

    I didn't live in this century. - Dan Quayle

    Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Ensign @LN@

    Now comes the mental block trying to think up a great tagline

    Nice of you to stop. - Dax to Koloth

    Don't apologize, if you're male; that automatically makes you right.

    zoo: A place where animals study the habits of humans.

    Men vs. Beer: Beer can't interrupt.

    The WB? the Wimpy Boys? the Wet Bananas? The Weird Butt? - F!

    My mission is only to destroy and exterminate. -Goering

    Politically old: Afro-American. New: African-American

    Kicked wide of the goal with such precision.

    Even their phones are sunburnt. -- Tom Servo

    "Bother" said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw

    Eve was not a morning person.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, January 24, 2023 00:01:28
    &lt;Calvin&gt; Dad, what makes the wind? &lt;dad&gt; Trees sneezing.

    That would be inadvisable, sir. - Data

    (c) 1993 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. Hehehehe.

    * &lt;-- Tribble . &lt;-- Dreaded Tribble viper

    Now give me *another* five cents and let's see what I have! -Calvin

    ))*&lt;*:*8*6*4*2*0*. Huh?

    &lt;L&gt;each files &lt;C&gt;omplain to Sysop &lt;D&gt;rop Carrier

    I am Clinton of Borg: Your pain is irrelevant.

    Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame.)

    "Hello, my dear. I've been told I behaved badly." - Q

    She has PMS, ESP and a GUN - don't even THINK about it!

    TIME TO PLAY!

    RPG Famous Last Words: I never heard of a `sword of party slaying.'

    Porn on the Radio? I don't think its gonna work. -- Joel

    XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification

    Give us a fag or I'll go spare

    Cat pelts are nothing like cats... especially in taste

    A little more than kin, a little less than kind. -- Hamlet

    oxymoron: important trivia

    Whatever you do comes back to you. Threefold.

    A cheapskate is someone who marries a prostitute for her money.

    Message checked with the aid of an ancient Bajoran spellchecker!

    Originality never was your strong suit. Armed assault was. -- Boyce

    Perform an act of random kindness & change the world!

    No wonder. Saddam Hussein is a lawyer!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, January 25, 2023 00:01:24
    The Borg Vs. the Christians-what's the difference?

    "I've been looking forward to killing you for a long time." - Greedo

    URA Redneck if: You've ever stolen one of my taglines!

    So......how did it go? -- Iago

    You're so fat that if someone gets within 10 ft, gravity traps them!

    Zoroastrism: the belief that God is actually a masked Mexican

    Kulturo! Eve me

    Queens are always expectANT.

    Paging Mr. Sharkey, white courtesy telephone, please

    Political Correctness? Blow me. &lt;-Sponsored by the City of Chicago.

    Newly manifested, aggravated telekinetic with toothache

    Mind altering drugs don't always work...............immediately.

    Walpurga, Goddess of Springtime

    Ever try to eat Jello that's been nailed to a tree?

    'Let's see what's out there!' --Picard

    Free bagpipe: Put cat under arm. Pull legs 'n chew tail

    Vacation caution: Guests must provide their own mosquito netting.

    VOLCANOLOGISTS know how violent it can be.

    She lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted looks

    The _original_ Defiant,.....no bloody A, B, C, _or_ D!

    Commodities traders do it in the pits.

    XPSW: eXecute Program Status Word

    Please post TAGLINES, ok?

    Bad Band Name #516: Stiff

    Make believe this came from Rindge, NH! (97:914/103.1)

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, January 26, 2023 00:01:28
    Wanted: For possession of snagged tag-lines.

    Liberals love trees and hate people

    URA Redneck if directions to your home include Turn off the paved road

    XID: Exchange Instructions with Data

    A good judge decides according to justice and right

    Xpress...The totally cool way to do mail!

    Catch Spring fever!

    "Dr. Quinn, Frontier Proctologist..." -- Mike Nelson

    The Bajoran Internal Revenue Service: Your Prophets are OUR business.

    Lye, Begg, Borrough, and Steele, attorneys at law

    Vampire: The Masquerade.

    Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Changes and Transformations

    What you can not avoid, welcome. - Heinlein

    Going to bed with some men can lead to a foetal error

    EmmΣ sitΣ oo ennenkΣΣn maadottanu

    URA Pagan Redneck if: If you refill your chalice at a keg.

    Bad Band Name #597: Dead Milkmen

    "That's quite a dress you almost have on." -- Gene Kelly

    XNet - Because its time!

    Kangaroo and chipmunks...bedbugs and ballyhoo

    You're never fully dressed without a smile!

    When did this director look into my dreams?-Crow on girls

    A judge ought to decide according to the allegations and proofs

    What was it again? Oh yeah! Thumb clip...Pull pin...Throw...DUCK!

    Old Doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, January 27, 2023 00:01:32
    Well, that's quite a convenient excuse. Kirk

    "I...am an enchanter!" --Tim

    Female-Only Defense 07: The "Children Need Their Mother" defense

    He's playing with a full deck but the cards aren't in order.

    Unisex: popular pastime of university students

    Myer's Second Law: Experiments must be reproducible -- they should fail the same way

    System halted. There is NOTHING you can do.

    Davno davno bilo je naseg leta secam se da l' secas se ?

    Know thyself. If you need help doing so, call the CIA.

    Four out of 5 Moderators prefer doughnuts. But Jaunty demands Pizza!:)

    OS/2 2.1 - It's curtains for Windows!

    Zwip, I tell you! Zwip! Zwip! ZWIIIIIIP!--Erin Anderson

    When a teacher is in a bad mood don't ask to go to the bathroom.

    Use hope and imagination as weapons of survival and progress.

    We can't fire full phasers with our screens up. - Scott

    Paradise is where I am. -- Voltaire

    Last words: "I bet it's just an illusion."

    URA Redneck If U can guzzle Ever Clear!

    Be a lion for a day, not a sheep all your life

    Kiss your keyboard goodbye!

    XXXX PEAq My L PE, NO NEW +AgLiNEE !!!! XXXX

    "I gotta wash Eegah off!" Crow T. Robot

    ERROR #9909: Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.

    Verbing weirds language - Calvin

    Darwin was wrong, any idiot can survive these days. -J.HARRIS

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, January 28, 2023 00:01:28
    Put Patrick Long's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.

    Nothing is impossible in the minds of lovers.

    Computations which yield 0 are probably all for naught.

    "Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?" - Bashir

    URA Redneck if your job requires you to wear an orange vest

    Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

    Forget the dog... Beware of the kids!

    Tagline Bounty Hunter

    I told you not to call me tiny -- Sulu

    Q: Why don't chickens ware underware? A: Thier peckers are on thier face. J. Ward.

    My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda coool. - Cartman, South Park

    ZIPPEDTAGLINE

    Que sera, skimpy: What will be, will wear a bikini.

    Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open.

    I have no solution, but I really admire your problem.

    'Ow are you, Bruce?" "Goodnight Bruce!" "Bruce."

    Choking is cool man, he hu huh huh - Beavis and Butthead.

    Ensign @L, Set in a course for the nearest McDonalds, Engage

    Left hand threaded.

    Has anyone seen my brain?

    I'm flying! I'm FLYING!!! &lt;THUD&gt;

    What do you call a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist? A person who is at two with the universe.

    Boomerang: (n.) Ape like creature with boombox

    Zap!

    Press &lt;Alt F666&gt; for a witty tagline and soul deal

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, January 29, 2023 00:01:22
    jumped the track.

    MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!

    He fan club - tar & feathers will be provided.

    May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters

    Rick, shut up or I'll kill you. - Vyvyn, Young Ones

    Ura Redneck if your family tree has no branches.

    "Bother," said Pooh, as his condom ripped.

    Yo Mama's so fat, copters land on her when she wears a Malcolm X shirt.

    Zoinks! I sure hope that's just Scooby behind me

    Back down to you, Subterranean Doughy Guys! -- Mike Nelson

    LONG LIVE THE AMIGA!

    Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. -- Robert Orben

    Life's tough for the stupid

    Just in the nick of time! - Bashir

    Just a plain ole Blue Wave tagline.

    Oh bother, said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin.

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribbles after Biology lab

    No wanna work. Wanna listen to MODs.

    Forgive your enemies when they're lying cold and dead at your feet!

    A rose for you--&gt; --'---,---{@

    Q: Why is the universe here? A: Where else would it be?

    Read the manual??! Do I look like a sissy to you?

    I don't run Windows ... I walk it on a 386SX-16.

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mash forehead on keyboard?

    OS/2 2.0"=Your PC. "Windows"=Your PC on drugs. Questions?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, January 30, 2023 00:11:50
    "Its `pantheons'. And yes, I have several." -- Jack Butler

    What two things in the air get a woman pregnant? Legs.

    Zathras know you not listen, because nobody listens to poor Zathras

    This has been an Official Decision of the BLUEWAVE Co-Moderator Dude

    Put your own "witty" Tagline here...I'm BUSY!

    A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case

    See Myra I Fox for all your unstable molecule needs.

    Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds

    Sincerity is everything. If you can fake it, you've got it made!

    Quickanddirtyarrangementoftaglinesrelatingto "SEX"

    URA Redneck if you have ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge

    Heels make more than faces so you figure it out. :-)

    A simple yes or no would have been fine. -- Tom Servo

    Ladies and gentlemen, your pasty white Europeans! -- Crow

    Emergency, Alfred... -- Dick Grayson

    PSYCHOLOGIST: A blind man in a dark basement looking for a black cat

    I waer my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.

    "Bother" said Pooh as his head was sewn back on

    OS/2 - The Operating System of Champions!

    God got his A$$ kicked the first time.- Concrete Blond

    Que sera, sonorous: What will be, will sound good.

    No bugs? Don't worry... I can fix that

    Was: Wine, Women & Song. Now: Beer, The Old Lady, & TV!

    Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties! -- Yoda

    I'm Clinton of Borg. I'll bomb somebody just for kicks

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, January 31, 2023 00:01:20
    Yeah, but is virginity hereditary?

    Maier's Second Law: The bigger the theory, the better

    I had 2 stop driving4a while,the tires were dizzy --s.w.

    Z-MODEM: What you hook up to ze phone.

    Engineering without management is art. - Jeff Johnson

    Be *excellent* to each other

    Now you have the cloaking device, and we have very little. Ruan

    Movie bad! Movie go way! -- Giant Tom Servo

    Eureka - 24 Prodigal Sorcerors... Gun.

    M R Pigs, M R Not Pigs, S A R! C M Tails?...L I B...M R Pigs

    Confucius say..."User who [Run] program loop-in-place."

    New! Malibu Barbie's Torture Chamber! Leather corset sold separately

    Shower - The beginning of the end of a man's reign

    "I don't exagerate." Torres

    Liberal Rule: Caucasian = Racist.

    Mind your own business, you might need to know what your business is

    You will find what is not lost and enter where there are

    Judge people from where they stand, not from where you stand.

    Just say NO to a national Sales Tax! Sales Taxes are regressive!

    Kneel. Your are in the presence of Greatness.

    Oxymoron: Evolutionary fact

    Jiggle the plot. Sometimes you have to kick it.

    ERROR # 56: Nut loose on keyboard.

    Exigencies create the necessary ability to meet and conquer them. - Wendell Phillips

    Xenobiology was never my forté

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, February 01, 2023 00:01:26
    Rodham Hood! She steals from Christian and gives to the gov't!

    (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable

    Zenocide: The killing of ancient philosophers

    Poor @N@: All booster, no payload!

    Rush Limbaugh's friend's employees need "Save the children" charities.

    REAL men use COPY CON to create Windows apps

    He who is known as an early riser can stay in bed until noon

    Out of taglines, here's a rain check.

    Shucks, I stole it for use as a tagline. - Don Horton

    * &lt;- Tribble ****************************** &lt;- Tribble reunion

    Game over, man! - Aliens

    Keep off! Tagline Station Closed.

    "I didn't start it, Counsel, but I may very well end it." Kirk

    Don't call me irrational; you know that makes me crazy!

    SuPURRfluous: Many extra cats.

    Be careful or I'll include you in my plans!

    You're a U.S. Olympic Drowning Team member

    Masterminding Yesterdays Technologies Tomorrow - Apogee

    Kentucky Fried Chicken

    Could I get a database that doesn't look like a database?

    X PROGRAMMERS do it with clients and servers.

    Q. Why do women have arms? A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

    Your step will soil many countries

    A miser is someone who earns his money the hoard way.

    Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, is not in this bit

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, February 02, 2023 00:01:20
    Zathras not good at such judgments, leave them to others

    BEYOND: On a 'blue' Plymouth 'HORIZON', Beyond the horizon.

    Never.touch .he flop.y disk s.rface!

    Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people and shoot them

    Punny Book: "Archery Made Simple" - by Beau N. Arrow

    Girlfriend pregnant: Abort, Marry, Flee ?

    Voting is the outlet for the politically impotent

    Missing your dog? Look under my car tires!

    Orville Bullitt forgot the gun was loaded.

    "Buy computer games right now. Especially the funny Lucasarts ones."

    The mental image of a body carries with it... a dream.

    You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck

    Neece's personal teleprompter: -=&lt;*********** D U H ! ************&gt;=-

    Yo mama rides a dustbuster! --Buster Bunny.

    Keep your comm channel open at all times. Chakotay

    Do Only Cool Cats Sit In The Sun?

    Zay you're out for a beer

    "Bother!" said Pooh and transcended this plane.

    RimmerDOS 6.0: (G)oit, (G)it, (G)imboid, (G)imp, (A)ll of the above.

    Question and die, sayeth the SYSOP!

    Rubber Chickens aren't very good at freeze tag.

    recipe, I don't need no stinking recipe!

    Virginity: If you use it, you lose it.

    Lab Law #6: Carbon monoxide doesn't smell like anything. Be careful.

    Oxymoron: anarchy rules

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, February 03, 2023 00:01:24
    Jesus saves! Muller gets the rebound. He shoots. He scores!

    Right down your alley, Spock. - Kirk

    PUNNY BOOK: Head of Security: Barb Dwyer.

    Tolstoi - By Warren Peace

    UR glb if "coming out" comes before "going down."

    "I don't think I've broken it yet, but I'm working on it."

    Qui regarde les gardiens?

    Vee be making big trouble for M00SE and squrrel

    Jury: Twelve people too dumb t get out of jury duty.

    Clinton admitted he's tried necrophilia, but the body was fairly warm

    VIOLATOR activates after Aug 14th, 1990

    Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blonde electrician

    Ow! Do that again!

    Eliminate spare time . . . buy a computer!

    Round the World: Madge Ellen

    Clinton - "Gennifer who?"

    Even if you don't know.. Don't be afraid to ask

    ACME Exploding Tagline ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... &lt;BOOM!&gt;

    JoAnne Wardlow: Intelec Dog Kennels Conference Host

    "Barrier is undamaged, Captain." Tuvok

    Help me take this mask off. Vader

    XVF: eXchange Virtue for Fun

    I beg your pardon wang!

    Vous avez demandΘ la police, ne quittez pas

    Golf: The only game where players get teed off before starting.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, February 04, 2023 00:01:30
    Just gimma a slice of

    Oxymoron: People's Army.

    Book Title: Tight Situation: Leah Tard

    My refrigerator is an abiogenesis experiment

    Bilingual men are cunning linguists.

    Just because it's dead doesn't mean it can't move.

    Virgin Territory: What a 5th grader sits on?

    Cauterize (v): made eye contact with her

    Final score: Win 95, OS/2... BOOOO HOOOO HOOO!!! ö-Ä

    I'd love to but, My mother would never let me hear the end of it.

    Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eatin' well. -- Will Rogers

    The pets eat better than I do!

    Perhaps he was dictating. -- Galahad

    Man's greatest problem is man himself. - Billy Graham

    &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I am NOT indecisive. Am I? &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;

    Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.

    "I regret my previous sniping." Crow T. Robot

    Liberals smash it and conservatives rebuild it.

    I need perspective, colours ran as the images bled.

    XID: Exchange Instructions with Data

    The way to love anything is to realize that it might be l

    Virus checking initiated... Completed. All viruses functioning normally

    URA Redneck if your Junior-Senior Prom had a Day-Care Center

    Join the United Appeal for the Dead. They work for you.

    MASOCHIST: A person who enjoys pain & agony, i.e. a cat lover

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, February 05, 2023 00:01:24
    B-I-M-B-O and Bimbo was her name, oh!

    Do unto others before they do unto you!

    X-Wives "Cause Of All Ailments"

    Doing things the hard way ... making love while standing in a hammock.

    Jargon: method of succeeding by antisimplification

    What?! STTNG cancelled?! Who's running the networks, Congress?

    The renowned Tholian punctuality. Spock

    This is an ex-tagline!

    A man's morality will dictate His theology!

    Oxymoron: Liberal scholar.

    A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss.

    Her dentist went deaf from the drill's echoes.

    Oh, My Gosh!: What is That Thing? (1992)

    Keyboard not attached. Think F1 to continue.

    A full grown woman looking just like a girl -- Pee Shy

    "Anger...fear...aggression. The dark side of the Force are they."

    URA Redneck if: The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

    "Goodness, how crass you must think me!" - Pretorius

    Jupiter: America's dairyland! -- Crow T. Robot

    From day to day... de die in diem

    Same price, but the Holiday is definitely enjoyable.

    Fundamentalists, fanatics and nuts...oh my!

    "Honk if you love Eegah!" Crow T. Robot

    A nuisance, really, but what do you expect from reptiles? --Marcus

    URA Redneck if you have ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, February 06, 2023 00:14:26
    Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so

    Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile.

    Q CONTINUUM: A race of beings who outlasted the Energizer

    ORNITHOLOGISTS do the bird.

    Necrohippoflagellaphilia: The love of beating a dead horse.

    "Bother," said Pooh joining @F in making excuses

    Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Daniel ... Zzzzzap!

    Johnson & Johnson Tagline: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "ouch!"

    Check for viruses...Give your C Drive a colonoscopy.

    Hackers stay UP all night.

    File CAT.NEW:

    Valencia: The spectre looms again

    URA Redneck if your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers

    God hath delivered him into mine hand. - 1 Samuel 23:7

    USS Enterprise Bumper sticker ─ Wesley On Board!

    Keith, it looks like you've leapt into a tagline!.

    Veni, Vidi, Virus...I came, I saw, I caught the bug.

    Just sitting here idling like a time bomb!

    Member, Chapter 11 of The Possum Lodge

    Fight? We're not having a fight! We're just mad!

    Promise - Good intentions rarely kept

    Civil war

    I like this, I think I will steal it..&lt;SNIP&gt;..thanks!

    Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel

    Self worth is greater than Net worth

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, February 07, 2023 00:01:26
    Ferengi Rule of Acquisition # 48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife

    Real men use "COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE"

    There is only one way to kill capitalism -- by taxes, taxes, and more taxes. -- Karl Marx

    URA True Northerner if you own a homemade fur coat.

    Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess

    Like this.

    You know, for a cord this big, $10.98 is really a bargain. -The Tick

    We're going to try and stop the killing. - Kirk

    Calvin: "I can't believe this moronic sport is our national pastime."

    Knowledge is power.....-- O.J. Simpson

    Oxymoron: public secrecy

    Knowledge is good.

    Hubba dubba! What a greasy vision of gooey beauty. - Greasepit

    Either that or it's a complete hoax invented by regulars in this echo.

    When firearms go, all goes - we need them every hour. G. WASHINGTON

    Maybe next time!

    REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?

    See other tagline =&gt; &lt;= See other tagline

    So now you take the same perverse pleasure in doing it to ME!-Bashir

    Zoophiles see the entire animal kingdom as potential dates!

    XXXXXXXX IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE XXXXXXXX

    One well placed bomb could ruin my whole day.

    You taste like Vince Edwards -Mike as doctor kisses nurse

    "Bother!" said Pooh as the Borg assimilated him.

    Poor guy with a motive, Baby. - Ace Ventura

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, February 08, 2023 00:01:20
    KAMIKAZE---A child...a trike...a hill.

    What's wrong with a mind of my own? --Biafra

    Let's Start A Baseball Fan Strike.

    Zonker Harris *HAS* to be related to Al Gore.

    I've got class--but it's of the low variety

    Fartvergnügen: The beautiful pleasure of breaking wind

    &lt;B*O*O*M*&gt;....Ooop's...We're going to need another Kes!

    Your OffLine Mail Reader will crash without daily recipes!

    HAMS do it until it Hz!

    Prayer in school has nothing to do with the establishment of religion

    Ensign Dracula; He's Undead, Jim!

    Democrats occasionally make the right decisions...after they have exhausted

    Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted

    Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

    Give me a fish and I will eat today

    Hello, my frenz. I'm Bob Swerski and I've been assimilated by...Da BORG!

    Copyright @YEAR@: All rights wronged. All wrongs reversed

    Faboo! - Wakko

    Kira, her towel open. Dex, his jaws dislocated

    Kirk: Mr. Sulu, FIRE the S&W MAGNUM Phasers!

    Perhaps, away from the pond, the frog would grow feathers. - Gharm saying - Raising the Stones by Sheri S. Tepper

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Tribble on drugs

    Keeper of the Sacred Chao

    Variety is the spice of life.

    Join the @TO@ fan club - Tar & feathers will be provided

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, February 09, 2023 00:01:28
    Zathras ask if anyone out there?

    Lower life forms have more fun!

    X Communism, the opiate of the intellectuals

    Remember Achmed, you didn't see me - G. Bush, 1986

    ABMs? We don neeed no steeenkin ABMs.

    Ensign Bullitt, Security Override!

    Thank god for the `EFF'.. Last bastion of the resistant

    Stephane Matteau: Don't ya think he wants someone to "step on his toe"?

    Let's go to Picture Picture - Mike

    Your Captain has nice legs. -- Lwaxanna

    OXYMORON : Punk fashion

    A bachelor is one would rather mend his socks than his ways.

    Joe's Point -- A Tripacer in the Sky

    I'd like a scoop of Taglines 'n' Cream.

    Zeppelin : Shaka ...when the Levy Breaks.

    Practice safe vampirism, drink tomato juice or bite animals

    O, how full of briers is this working-day world! - Shakespeare

    My son must get his brains from his mother--I still have mine.

    Yo'momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!

    Keep Clinton cold this winder... he likes to dodge the draft!

    Old musicians never die ... they just decompose.

    Snipers DO IT with a bang

    &lt;&lt;&lt; T.A.G.-line deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts &gt;&gt;&gt;

    'What the h*ll is going on!?' --Riker

    Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, February 10, 2023 00:01:20
    "Everything you know... came from this little pond of goo!"--Q

    Entree: Smear of Deer

    No one may be judge in his own cause

    Your temper is one of your more valuable possessions. Don't lose it

    Oxymoron: vice admiral

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

    EchoAnimaniacs&lt;-&gt;TrekSpecialist!

    NYTT; Now you're talking turkey.

    Jesus coulda been an awesome surfer

    Send Michael on a date with Lorena

    XER: Exclusive ERror

    A person is known by the company he keeps.

    Headline: Mortuary Adds Drive-Through

    Keep your hands to yourself

    Quick! hand me that solar-powered flashlight.

    "I want you to brand Carol Channing..." Mike Nelson

    There ain't no rules around here! We're trying to accomplish something!-T.Edison

    Xenophobia: It's everybody's problem

    Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

    Urine............. Opposite of Your out

    Beverly: These are two of my... medical instruments

    Condom Nickname: shot glass

    Hi, Ho......Oops, can't finish THIS tagline!

    First-rate people hire first-rate people. Second-rate people hire third-rate people

    Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my hockey stick!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, February 11, 2023 00:01:26
    On ERROR GOTO - StandinCorner.

    Eat fish and build houses of wood, we need the work.

    Plumbers DO IT where its wet.

    May the great galactic kitten drop a furball in your cup

    Geco's as funny as...Bozo on drugs....Wait! That isn't Bozo, its Geco!

    Good idea, O Lord! - King Arthur

    A man, a plan, a canal. Suez!

    A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason

    Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.

    Korob! That door won't last! - Kirk

    FNORD! This tagline does not exist.

    Oh, what the hell, here's a recipe.

    Oxymoron: Swiss steak

    Quick! give them a Dork pick-up line! That'll scare 'em off!

    Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for your old age. - Christopher Morley

    OS/2 Installation Bunny: No go

    Never say during sex: can i have a ride home after this?

    Frohike: Yeah, the arresting officers at the Free James Brown rally

    Zygote: A gamete's way of producing more gametes

    Beats me where I get these crazy ideas.

    Gig drives - the Spice of the 90's

    Public office is the last refuge of the incompetent.

    Book Title: The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember

    Cats (ON FOOLS) only fools, fall for bimbos! -jkb

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, February 12, 2023 00:01:28
    Emmä vihaa natseja, ne maistuu paistettuina ihan hyviltä

    MAZ: Multiply Answer by Zero

    National security is more important than individual will.

    Stay out of Riker's way; he's having a bad beard day.

    Oxymoron: Investment in comics

    Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?

    Just think: Cage could have given us nude ballet

    Doctrine is nothing but the skin of truth, set up & stuffed. - Beecher

    DOS: Doesn't Operate Steadily. A vast chasm where programs are lost.

    EOL End Of Lecture

    The Gay Navy gives the rank "Rear Admiral" a new meaning!

    ERROR #0002: ERRERS intead of ERRORS

    Kill the Lawyers! - Smith & Wesson are my law

    Marry me and I'll never look at any other horse. - Groucho Marx

    Ever wonder if vegatarians eat animal crackers?

    Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the window

    Kai Winn's dyin'! I ain't lyin'! Hallelujah!

    Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. - Thomas Paine

    Quotations by Jack "Proof is Not Required" Butler.

    "If Christ were alive today, *you* clowns wouldn't LET him in church!"

    Some think as hypocrisy personified.

    Left hand threaded.

    I had to risk more in life before I could risk more in poetry.&lt;Kaufman&gt;

    Those who have a problem with their modem complain that others suck

    MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: The younger the better.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, February 13, 2023 00:13:46
    Bat tribble: ^*^

    You're late, even from your own funeral. - Moneypenny (Y.O.L.T.)

    "I'm afraid the others did not recover." Ocampa Doctor

    Cat: Don't fish swim south for the winter? Kryten: That's birds, sir. Cat:

    Law of Destiny: Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

    Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

    Korfball players do it with the other sex

    Q: Where have all the flower children gone? A: The White House!

    Remember when potato had an E and haircuts were six bucks

    Ura Redneck if, Your kids have a three-day-old Kool-Aid mustache.

    "Coffee, tea, monstercoffee, tea, monster..." -Dot

    OMEN, n. A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.

    Welcome to the Zen Hotel

    Looking for a starterpistol with a silencer.

    Just another Fido Puppy..woof!

    You Shall Not Subject Your God To Market Forces!

    Zaphod's just this guy, you know?- Gag Halfront

    Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult

    Restrictor Plate (n): Chastity Belt for Intake Manifolds

    Sanity is relative . . . but not one of mine!

    Use the manual override to open the doors! - Intendant

    CNN Headlines: CIA uses taglines to transport coded messages

    "Bother," said Pooh as the parasite ate it's way into his brain

    Please keep honking...I need a second to reload.

    Veni, vidi, VCR: I came, I saw, I dubbed

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, February 14, 2023 00:01:28
    Data: The entire crew appears to be de-evolving

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

    MCARTHUR virus: your drive doesn't die, it just fades away.

    &%#jfksikkkslgpopps.. "Hey, get the cat off the keyboard!"&&'''''25!#$&@E%sfhxv... oops Sorry... no speaka de ASCII

    "Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver posted again.

    * &lt;- Tribble ** **** &lt;- This Tribble contains a Black Hole

    We won! We Won! We Won! We Won! - Yakko, Wakko & Dot

    * &lt;- Tribble . &lt;---TRIBBLE.ZIP

    "Hey, 'Rubba' would you like to sit on my lap?" Michael

    Q: Oui, mon Capitan

    Data Migration Facility - a cable

    Real Programmers write device drivers with "cat | modload"

    God, to me, it seems, is a verb not a noun, proper or improper. - R. Buckminster Fuller

    Error - This message was rejected by Kwisatz's Mail Reader.

    XXXXXXXXXXBetter Taglines Through AssimilationXXXXXXXXXX

    Qweekmail? We don't need no steenking Qweekmail!

    Have Windows, don't need unix

    FORE!.........................................&lt;BONK!&lt;

    QOTD: "Whip me, beat me, come all over m%

    The envious praise me unknowingly.

    Good-bye, Lore. Data

    Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode^%$#(*@(* NO CARRIER

    General failure error reading drive A: Please remove your fist.

    Keyboard bad or missing. Press F1 to continue

    AD&D Error: Taking sleep-therapy classes from a vampire

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, February 15, 2023 00:01:24
    Emergency, It Would Be Too Late!

    Every end is a beginning -or every beginning is an end. -Sonia Braga

    PUNNY BOOK = I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin.

    No thoroughly occupied man was ever yet very miserable. L. E. Landon

    "Five Miles To The Outhouse" - by Willy Make It

    Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Clampett!" McCoy -"He's Jed, Jim."

    "Bother," said Pooh, as the secret door opened on to a pit trap

    * &lt;- Tribble * * ** *** ***** ******** &lt;- Fibonacci Tribbles

    * &lt;- Tribble _ &lt;- Tribble Vs. Godzilla.

    The compassionate heart is the refuge of the world...The Buddha

    Kitana: A stupid little "fan-girl"

    Grow old with me the best is to come - Robert Browning

    Oxymoron: supporting documentation

    I'm so parinoid, it scares the hell out of me to drop to DOS!

    I'm not paranoid. That's a rumor spread by my enemies.

    "I lost my hat!" -- BJ. "Your cookies'll be next." -- Hawkeye

    XXXXXXXX IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE XXXXXXXX

    "Gave myself a hot foot..." Mike Nelson

    HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up

    Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't

    Going To War Without France Is Like...the ninth inning without your placekicker.

    Happy aardvark!

    What this country needs is a good five-cent ANYTHING!

    Voice of the aborted, "I would have loved you mommy!"

    URAT, if you know the atomic formula for dilithium.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, February 16, 2023 00:01:28
    Childhood sometimes does pay a 2nd visit to man; youth never.

    ERROR IN APATHY CIRCUIT: HONESTLY, DON'T EVEN BOTHER HITTING ANY

    Pssst - want some Romulan Ale, cheap?

    Helm: It's not a funhouse, it's a tabernacle of terror

    Cerwin-Vega! - Would somebody please turn that music up!

    A lad playing bagpipes beats a gentleman playing an accordian any day.

    Just don't say something, stand there!

    Nosen Picken, Finger Flicken, Window Sticken, Fahrvergnugen - me

    Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.

    The engines can't take much more of this, boomed Geordi

    You mean there are BBS's that AREN'T run by drunks?

    A saint is a dead sinner revised and edited.

    Best file compression utility around: "DEL *.* " = 100% compression

    Die Hard: With the Bases Loaded and Nobody Out

    ZAPPA: She didn't like it when her fanbelt shrunk and got shorter

    FUNNY BOOK = Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters

    Youknowitsreallyveryhardtobecreativewhenyouonlyhaveseventyonecharacter

    Virtue, perhaps, is nothing more than politeness of soul. - Honore de Balzac

    Yellow + Pink = Clinton

    A yarn monster! - Crow on shaggy alien beast

    Q:Try this toupee Picard. P:(Phaser ZAP!!)NEVER!!%$#^%^#%NO HAIRIER

    Ohh, Mr. Byron, don't be such a big girl's blouse! -Mrs. Miggins

    Zathras can never have anything *nice*! - Zathras

    Have you hugged a Genealogist today?

    Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead. -Melchett

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, February 17, 2023 00:01:24
    Just repeat to yourself `Its just a show' - MST3K12

    Just being weird is enough.

    Uh Mike, that's not cheese!

    Replying doesn't take as much time as choosing a recipe.

    Form follows function. - Louis Henri Sullivan

    Great Canadian Lie #121: "It's perfect..."

    Kolreth - because blunt things can hurt too

    Xerox never comes up with anything original

    Oh! Oh! Me! Me! I'm done! I'll go first - Crow

    Love is an emotion experienced by many & enjoyed by few.

    "Help! I'm talking, and I can't shut up!" - Most Women &lt;hehehe&gt;

    Oh, bite me, Barnabas!

    A man that does not know how to be angry does not know how to be good. (Henry Ward Beecher)

    Oh! Quit giving me pee! - Dr. F on lemonade

    BDU: Branch on Dense User

    Hi, Randy;

    "I will not be your token Maquis." - Chakotay to Janeway

    Fishing is great, if you're using hand grenades!

    "Bow before my Spiffiness."--Tom Chorlton

    My vaseline is RUNNING

    Did you ever see a college kid burn his parents' credit card?

    AD&D Famous Last Words: "Don't worry, I can handle it."

    Some Recipes SHOULD be turned of)Uoo=&lt;

    Perhaps we should all just get some rest. - Bashir

    Remember that winners do what losers don't want to do

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, February 18, 2023 00:01:30
    "I accept your apology, but not your explanation." Gul Denar

    Say hello to the CIA, dear

    Xerox your life. If you lose it, you'll still have a copy.

    Guy: Do you read? * Mike: Oh, the occasional magazine

    The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"

    Everything you want done babe, I do it naturally

    Espressivo: Close eyes and play with a wide vibrato.

    Of course leather is waterproof; have you ever see a cow with an umbrella?

    I'm gonna come over there with a weed-eater!

    Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats hell out of card games

    "I feel your wallet...er, ah... I mean pain!

    "I have a tarasque for a familiar, you know."

    Futuristic: It will only run on a next generation supercomputer.

    Kamikaze Pilot Wanted: Experienced need not apply

    Say, this a little bit of all right! - Die Fladermaus

    Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman

    Man who mastabate only screwing himself

    You're just another inmate in this insane world

    Thou Shalt Have No Other Sysop Before Me. (just kidding!)

    Thanks, and lose the dots. - den

    A coward dies a thousand deaths but a brave man dies but one.

    Ready or not, here we exist.

    Gun laws are enforced at gunpoint. - L. Neil Smith

    Zen - What is the sound of **** happening?

    Marriage is the main cause for divorce.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, February 19, 2023 00:01:26
    Upoznaj sa moga sebe

    Virus successfully installed. Trash FAT now? (Y/N)

    Now who's the guy who fills those *creme* doughnuts?

    Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here

    Then there was the husband who grew a mustache. He was tired of his wife calling him a barefaced liar

    That spot: I spilled acid there a year ago. McCoy

    A duck is a bird that walks like it has ridden horseback all day.

    The Big Snitch - By Ima Telling

    WID: Write Invalid Data

    Q: Oh, you know that one

    Remember: there is NO one true way

    BUSHNELL: Creator of Heaven and Earth, Atmosphere and Atari.

    Zits are usually found having pore-gasms.

    Nothing can be made foolproof, as fools are ingenious.

    FOR C = 1 to 1000: C SUCKS : NEXT C

    God so loved the world He did *not* send a committee.

    KA-chunk! KA-chunk! KA-chunk! Ah... that's better!

    Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Self Destruct Initiated!

    "Don't keep us in suspenders!" -- Col. Potter

    Clean, dependable, hard working... Good god, what kind of monster have I become!?!

    Redundant book title: "Amiga For Dummies"

    That would make it more like a virus. - O'Brien

    ZMODEM: It should be hooked up to zphone.

    I am Shakespeare of the Borg. Thou wilt all be assimilateth.

    Zipper: Device behind which congressmen hide their brains.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, February 20, 2023 00:14:34
    She's ready Jim..Lock and Load!

    A voltage spike? OUCH! That hertz!

    This tagline is guaranteed not to shrink or run.

    X: Never let people stick worms in your ears.

    Looking for the nearest exit.

    A dream of a galaxy WITHOUT war. &lt;Babylon 5&lt;

    Her tagline flouts me, and I'll be revenged. Tagspeare

    Some of my closest acquaintances are slugs, Doctor.--Jadzia

    Jesus! With all thy faults I love thee still. -- Butler

    I want you bad...and that ain't good.

    * &lt;- Tribble *** &lt;- Dagwood Bumstead Tribble

    I want to play "mad daddy" and spank Mira Furlan

    A generation which ignores history has no past or future.

    We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him -- Napoleon

    Little deeds of kindness, little words of love, help to make earth happy,`like the heaven above

    Cooper: Where does BOB come from? Mike: That cannot be revealed.

    Xenobiology was never my forté

    (A)bort (R)etry (C)all The Vatican.

    Under krig tiger lagarna. /Cicero

    Bill & Hillary & Al & Tipper: Ticket of Doom

    Microsoft Windows - From the people who brought you EDLIN

    Veni, Vidi, Vc -- I Came, I Saw, I Got Drafted To Vietnam

    Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality . - Albert Schweitzer

    No one shall wield Excalibur but me! -- Uther Pendragon

    XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!! 08 May 95

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, February 21, 2023 00:01:24
    B.C. Comics: coming to a Sunday tablet near you.

    To see a world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower

    I like children... but I don't think I could eat a whole one

    XUXA - A variety program for children and adults

    Every why hath a wherefore.

    Oh! Anatomy of a Murder - Mike on credits

    BBS Lingo: SWAG: Simple Wild A** Guess

    Mr. T of Borg: Ah pity da foo' who don't get assimilated!

    Zen Dentistry will transcend dental medication

    CONCORDE: Goes twice as fast as a bullet, and you get smoked salmon.

    Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far. -- Jean Cocteau

    New and improved -- CO3 -- drink and be merry

    No beach to walk on... - Kirk

    K-Mart Wine: Chardonnay de sot.

    Porn to City: Drop Dead - Crow

    Bad money drives out good money. Thomas Gresham (1519-1579)

    The mighty oak was once a little nut that stood it's ground

    Klinton's Navy: Where Chiefs mess with their seamen.

    "And best regards to Captain Dunsel." -Admiral in TOS:TUC

    Just say NO!!!

    Vini, Vidi, Vovere...I came, I saw, I twitted.

    Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Womulins!

    Present wrist for one slap, please, Bob

    Remember, your Veritech was made by the lowest bidder

    A presumption will stand good until the contrary is proved

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 00:01:28
    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Snake Tribbles

    Keep your eyes open before marriage, half shut afterwards

    Lissen Up, Ya Lousy Bum - Muddy Mudskipper

    Life: When you delete a file today & need it tomorrow.

    URA Redneck if hail hits your house...you take it to the body shop

    "Don't be so dysfunctional, mom." - Calvin

    I remember every fact I am exposed to. - Data

    Dislexics of the world, UNTIE!

    Look, I could use some privacy. - O'Brien

    Whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

    OFFLINE 1.50 "Floppy not detected. Formatting hard drive

    Quid pro quack: Something for a phoney.

    Let everything with breath praise the LORD

    My Computer is down...Should I shoot it?

    Xibo is evil! In a good way, though

    Unable to close BLOUSE.ZIP...replace floppies and retry

    URA Redneck if your front license plate has "Foxy Lady" in airbrush.

    Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.

    Zen Master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

    Elephant - Mouse Built to Governent Specs

    Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin

    Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    Xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

    Off like...your mother's undies.

    Krueger's Observation: A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, February 23, 2023 00:01:24
    XUXA - A variety program for children and adults

    Rush Limbaugh: Every Republican homosexual's dream date!

    Congress: You earn it. We overspend it. You owe us more. Any questions?

    I need a drink. Water, straight up. - Garibaldi

    Remote computing does not mean a mouse with a 9 foot cord.

    Remember, the current burger wars are making tacos cheap!

    That's not line noise - My modem's speaking in tongues!

    Hold back the Secrets, Take back the Memories

    IBM: Invented By Murphy

    Multitasking: 3 XTs and a chair with wheels

    Zmodem has softer blocks and tighter ASCII

    Oxymoron: Data processing

    Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors -work

    A theater manager is always ready, Tanya! Shanda

    Very funny, Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!

    Welcome to Con-Sleaze-Co! -- Tom Servo

    Unpopular Bible Fact: Crossbreeding cattle is forbidden. (Lev. 19:19)

    oxymoron: intense apathy

    Oh, mama. I feel like the last candy bar at the fat farm. - Modo

    Kitman's Law: Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the&lt;&gt;TV screen

    Rex Barney of Borg: You have been assimilated. _Thank_ yoooooou!

    Vjerujte meni i Tudjmanu. (c)Alija Izetbegovic

    Veterans are predictable, it's the replacements that are dangerous

    Firmware: Software with permanent bugs hardwired into it

    May all your tribbles be little ones

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, February 24, 2023 00:01:28
    QUAKE: Making Apogee squirm!

    Kryten of Borg: (Lie mode on) No Sirs, I won't assimilate you

    I don't steal things - I replicate them

    Villains ALWAYS have antidotes. They're funny that way. - The Tick

    COBOL is an acronym for "Compiles Only Because Of Luck."

    Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?

    WAR will cease when people refuse to fight.

    I hate to be cured and run. - Dr. Freedman

    ERROR: User is an idiot!!!

    We'll have to do it again sometime... Rogue

    Life is a giant Ponzi scheme.

    )(o ) (o )* Look left )( o) ( o)* Look right

    BOD: Beat On Disk

    Score just in: Babylon - 5, Deep Space - 9 and Earth - 2

    XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!!

    STEVE FORBES VIRUS: All files are reported as the same size

    Everyone should stop verbing nouns.

    JABBA - GO PRI: Send Private Mail

    Kirstie Alley has Fahrvergnügen!

    Nipples-N-Clits, Nipples-N-Clits, I'm gonna get me some

    Famous last quote: There's too much violence in plays these days. --Abraham Lincoln

    A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen

    When Odo gets it on, he *really* gets it on...and in, and

    XXXX Don't panic.. it's only a virus XXXX

    My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, February 25, 2023 00:01:30
    Reality will be less painful than usual today

    Be brave, be true, stand.

    My name's Friday of Borg. Just the assimilation, ma'am

    She's so old, she was the moderator on the ark

    Russia has abolished God, but so far God has been more tolerant. -- John Cameron Swayze

    Methodist by birth, Pagan by choice

    Gas, Grass or Ass -- Nobody Rides for Free

    First it was tax the rich, now it is bait and switch!

    Politicians: lawyers who don't inhale.

    No legacy is so rich as honesty. (Shakespeare)

    Vanilla Ice to Bill Gates at Intel: MICROSOFT WORD TO YOUR MOTHERBOARD!

    My God How Wonderful Thou Art

    MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.

    Old style, you roll over and go to sleep. - Ivanova

    Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated--it is your destiny.

    Roy Rogers' lawyer; "Happy triiiiiaals to you..."

    Go, lemmings, go!

    KORFBALL PLAYERS do it with the other sex.

    You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

    Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. L.Long

    Politicains hide themselves away...they only started the war~~WAR PIGS~~Black Sabbath

    URA Redneck if your entertainment is a 6-pack and a bug zapper

    Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf

    Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rai

    Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. --Jeff Valdez

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, February 26, 2023 00:01:22
    F_R_H F_WCETT ... hmmm, can I buy a towel, Pat?

    I would point out there are no demons in Vulcan literature. Tuvok

    Pressure makes diamonds. (a wise grandfather)

    Hackers DO IT indirectly.

    ZZZzzzz...<WHACK!>...zzzzZZZ <Damn hard drive!)

    (a)bort, (r)etry, (W)hack the friggin thing.

    Sex begins with s and ends with a thank you

    BorgDOS 5.0: Irrelevant command or filename.

    Jeffrey's favorite recipes: CHUCK's Roast.

    "A most illogical reaction." Spock

    Famous Last Words #97: "Why bother checking for traps?"

    Yo'momma so fat she got her own area code!

    Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamnics -Homer

    When in danger,or in doubt,run in circles,scream & shout.

    * &lt;- Tribble. *^^^ &lt;-- Bajoran Tribble

    A good Jewish wine: "I wanna go to Miami"

    VETERINARIANS do it with animals.

    PRINTER : A computer accessory for destroying forests.

    XpReSsing myself as usual &lt;grin&gt;

    Q: Oh, you know that one

    The Amiga had it _right_ from the start! It took 10 yrs for Win 95

    Entropy: Can't win. Can't break even. Can't leave the game

    Have you any Grey Poupon?

    SHOTGUN WEDDING ... the case of 'wife' or 'death'.

    Join the Illuminati and see the world . . . differently.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, February 27, 2023 00:13:08
    Being bisexual doubles your chances for a date.

    Just as much as we see in others we have in ourselves

    GYNECOLOGY TAG: "Dr. Norris at your cervix."

    Gee, Toto, I don't think we're Windows anymore.

    Klingon prime directive: Kill it.

    MOM'S HINT #184: Childhood doesn't go as fast as they say.

    Klingons do NOT whistle while they work!

    Messages are off-topic in the Taglines Conference!

    Zymurgy's law of volunteer labour: People are always available for work in the past tense

    XT for sale: see Marine Supplies Conference

    Quoth Doug Pirko, "Nevermore, a week today."

    JB&gt; It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the

    Yo' momma's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail!

    Sent from the desk of George Sherman

    Zippy the Pinhead in '96! "Am I elected yet?"

    You never forget your first believer. They gave you shape.

    No, I'm not mapping. I thought you were mapping!

    URA Redneck If U display a gift you bought at Grace land

    Seminar For Women: How To Maintain Logic In An Argument

    Vojvodina Vojvodjanima !

    You only rent Holy Water... -- Crow T. Robot

    EX-cellent... - Montgomery Burns

    My cat rules the house, and the dogs and humans obey.

    Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

    Get the octupus, honey, we're going to see the Wings!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, February 28, 2023 00:01:24
    "Even *I* can't teach William Shatner how to act." - Q

    KIRK: I want to talk to Star Fleet Command

    Nothing like a fast bike to get a girl's attention! - Vinnie

    URA Redneck if: Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers"

    The name is Worf, not Woof, Mrs. Troi

    Fear is static that prevents me from hearing my intuition.

    Oxymoron: Political embarrassment (no, that's redundant)

    Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse.

    Vows made in storms are forgotten in calms

    FUNNY BOOK = How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake

    Killed by pirates is good. - Little boy

    Obscenity, n. - Whatever gets the judge excited

    Stand back everyone! I know what I'm doing!

    Data's detached head: Scare Alexander into doing chores

    Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind.

    Veiled References: "Diligent" = "A plodder"

    Clinton Virus: Causes Windows to actually work as intended

    Ya gotta keep 'em seperated, COME OUT AND PLAY! - Offspring

    Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas

    have i nice day

    Richard Diamond, operator - Tom

    Editors do it with a magic pencil.

    Smile when you say that, Pardner!.

    Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: A Farewell to Arms.

    Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. --Robertson Davies

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, March 01, 2023 00:01:18
    Geoff Wrigg for their compilations!

    Kirk's not dead... he's just on hiatus!

    Kid's turning into Frosty Malts - Crow on cryogenic pod

    Dissss-Mount! - Tom on girl wrestlers

    Flame War: a battle of twits

    A FAIR price? - Rom

    Keep phone lines uncongested - kill a telemarketer today!

    Veni, Vidi, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

    Hey watch it, that beaver might be laoded!

    No CFC gases are used in this tagline

    Remember why the good Lord made your eyes -- Plagiarize! -- me

    Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance.

    A dime saved is a dollar earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.

    * &lt;- Tribble #%*&@ &lt;- Tribble mixed up with bad company

    You're a redneck if: You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

    Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

    Just because Al's paranoid doesn't mean that we're not out to get him.

    Virtue is easy for an ugly woman.

    Quid pro query: Something for an answer.

    "Is this... Death?" -- The Doctor

    Dogma: A puppy's mother

    Ura Redneck if The main color of your car is primer.

    Metropolis mourns the return of about a billion Supermen.

    Spring showers bring May flowers...and May Flowers bring Pilgrims!

    There really *are* no other colours, without the blues. -7th Dr

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, March 02, 2023 00:01:24
    New year is cancelled - They found the old one!

    Electrochemists have greater potential.

    Houdini escaping from New Jersey!

    Just little ole' me, Underdog

    Liquid assets - Mike as money floats in water

    PUNNY BOOK = Get Out There!: Sally Forth.

    We are all born equal... just some of us are more equal than others

    &lt;NEWSFLASH&gt; Holographic Doctor Catches Virus

    Exotic, erotic and just a wee bit psychotic.

    Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles

    Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refriderator cold

    Ziggy should have a little more faith in human nature. -- Sam

    Prob: How do you get two bars of chocolate home in a hot car? Solution: Eat them in the parking lot

    C:&gt;\FUN\EXCITING\WITTY\MESSENGER.EXE

    Lettuce Leaf Now.

    You're a Redneck if: you come from the dump with more than you took

    unjammable...unjammable

    Viola players do it deeper than the Violins can!

    I had a life once... Now I have a computer.

    Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts

    Zen Flying - You've got to -be- the plane

    The deep well of unconscious cerebration

    Look at that. Why do I get bananas? They're good for ONE day...- Jerry

    BBBBBCC - Berke Breathed, Bring Back Bloom County Committee.

    Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. (Ovid)

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, March 03, 2023 00:01:28
    RIME, it wasn't broke, so why did they fix it?

    DODGE Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere

    Ura Montanan if you drive an "outfit" or "rig" instead of a car.

    We had to ride the heat of passion like a comet burning bright.

    (A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (U)se Sledgehammer?

    So many festivals, so little cash.

    X-Men Wish List: Dolph Lundgren as Colossus.

    Next stop Keystone City

    Violent? -- Wesleynan zone?mprov

    TTFN Ta Ta For Now

    IBM: Ingrained Batch Mentality

    See what I mean? Red with apricot! -- The Cat

    Quantum particles: The dreams that stuff is made of.

    Navy (n): An army entirely surrounded by water.

    You'll believe it soon enough. Gueniviere Cory

    So you fall in love and it picks you up.

    Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer.

    Q: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: "I don't know, and I don't care."

    A kids idea on science: "Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should."

    Hath not an alien eyes? Or buttocks? - Harry, 3rd Rock from the Sun

    SQUATTER'S RIGHTS: When the cats take over your sandbox.

    Greetings, Tim the Enchanter

    Pessimists DO IT with a sigh.

    Q: "Why did HAL crash?" A: "He was running Windows!"

    Many a good message ends with a bad Tagline.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, March 04, 2023 00:01:22
    Dog Gaskets: Black stuff that collects around an elderly dog's mouth.

    XEROX never comes up with something original

    Xyzzy -- nothing happens

    A kids idea on science: "Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water."

    A guy can't live on head alone

    The Bible Belt is often caught unbuckled

    Veni, Vidi, Chichi -- I Came, I Saw, I Had Capuccino

    I found the ARROW keys, now where is the BOW key?

    ROA #111. Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them.

    Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies! -- Joel Robinson

    Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.

    Never share your foxhole with someone braver than you are

    Vulcans go to movies, but they don't enjoy them. --The Magian

    Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! That Was Nice!!!!!!

    He never mentioned that his family was this important. -- Kirk

    Feminists see with only one eye, the left.

    Nixon in '96: he's pallid, he's rested, he's ready!

    You won't find a Rubber Chicken's pictutre at the Post Office.

    KENTUCKY: five million people, fifteen last names.

    Equality includes equal hazing--or equal training in survival skills.

    JABBA ─ RSN: Real Soon Now

    They have a book that lists locations and the such.

    She always flirts with the butcher...Playing for bigger steaks

    Minnesota - Where the elite meet the sleet.

    PROMISCUOUS HACKERS share resources.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, March 05, 2023 00:01:26
    Purring: automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow

    Knock it off, Baryshnikov! He's getting away! - Daffy to Fudd

    ZfOs dead, Jim. But hell, she was like that in the sack."

    Filther: A used coffee filter.

    What about improv?! - Crow

    "I'll keep my AMIGA until I can't steal parts for it anymore."

    "That's enough, Data." * Picard

    Zap your mouse and put it out of its memory !

    Zen - What is the sound of **** happening?

    BE QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!

    Maybe a 2nd draft would've helped this movie - Crow

    Violence is the last word of the illiterate. Also the first.

    Could this be the same Dark Force at work? - Mulder musing (Grotesque)

    I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that.

    Right: What a gordian shape of all together

    Deaf exp #9: "What's a relay service??"

    OXYMORON: Down elevator

    He who loves correction, loves knowledge

    Keeps me in weird ties - Crow

    Robin of Borg: Holy Assimilations Batman! Marvel say that I'm irrelevant!

    Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his effort

    The problem with a compact is that you don't know it when you hit them!

    Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be ... say, that's a tight skirt, baby.

    Hyper/Super Link Web browser

    The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was ... &lt;AAAARRRGGGHH!!&gt;

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, March 06, 2023 00:07:02
    He's pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.

    This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency !

    "I promise, I won't upload in your mouth."

    "Black arrow! I have saved you to the last!" - Bard, Lord of Dale

    Bob Morgan, rebel without a clue.

    Fireball, the all purpose spell.

    Bones he needs help! Dammit Jim I am a doctor not a o yea

    Forrester: It stars Lassie. You know... the *dog*!

    Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World

    The above does not necesarily reflect common sense.

    She's my kind of ghoul!

    Me and God - we'd be mates!

    My computer ran away with a sales rep from GENIE.

    Poor Ophelia - Hamlet

    He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me.

    (Flying a plane's like making love) Crow:You have to pay?

    Zucchini is NOT the name of an Italian auotmatic weapon!

    TWA: Time-Waste Airlines

    Funny Name: Perpetua McGurk.

    X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

    Guy:I'll take gin w/that tonic * Mike:Yeh Booze! Alright!

    This should be a tagline? Ha! Shall I show you a real tagline?

    Vidi, Vici, Veni, Veni, Veni (I saw, I conquered, I ca...)

    Vulcan DOS: Illogical command or file name

    Elevator smell different to midget

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, March 07, 2023 00:01:26
    Ever had withdrawal symptoms from not recieving mail?

    Old Movie-New Star: "Black Magic" - Erwin Johnson

    BYKTA: But You Knew That Already

    Justice League Wish List: Emilio Estevez as Elongated Man.

    Zo zis guy zayz, "Nize .zignature" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

    Yo'momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

    How many animals did Moses take on the ark? Moses didn't take anything on the ark. Noah did!

    Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv. Al Bundy

    A hole in his bag of marbles.

    He's dead, Jim! Hey, get away from him, Dahmer!

    Zall's Law: A dirty book is seldom dusty.

    X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

    Cats: proof that eating & sleeping all day isn't all bad

    Significant Other...Liberalese for "Piece of meat!!"

    &lt;snipped recently posted aardvark section&gt;

    Yo Mama so, fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts

    This is what started the electronic revolution??

    Book never written: "Dog train "housework": kirk n. kleen

    Q ─ What do you call a limbless female trial attorney? A ─ Sue!

    Cthulhu Calls -- using Postlink

    Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera.

    Que sera, seasick: What will be, will lean over the rail.

    Welcome young @LN@... I've been expecting you

    Dawson's First Law: You don't have enough outlets

    Game over, maaaaaaaaan!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, March 08, 2023 00:01:20
    XUXA - Created and Developed by Morton Lee Cohen

    Unable to spell "flaggelation", @FN@ whipped herlf into a frenzy

    KPLA: Klingon Radio: All Klingon Opera, All The Time.

    Quality taglines 4$ale! First come, first serve

    Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ

    Ura Redneck if you wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts

    "It's up to 32%." Doctor

    Klingons do not allow themselves to be. . . assimilated

    BBS Lingo: PAG: Psychoanalytical Grin

    Jury: 12 persons who decide who has the best lawyer

    "How can you be so near and not see everything?" - 10K Maniacs

    Elvis is too alive! He sat right next to me in the UFO

    URA Redneck if you think "opera" is the name of a TV talk show

    Show me a small hockey arena and I'll show you a dinky rink

    PUNNY BOOK: The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee.

    Beer: Why would anyone want to drink yeast excrement?

    Zo please tell us what you have for zale, said Tom zealously.

    That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room

    CRUNCH! "What're you doing, Worf!?" "Studying Data-Comp

    Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars. - Mat Cauthon

    Yo'momma so ugly she could scare a dog off a meat truck.

    Rule the Empire by force. - Shogun Tokugawa

    ZMODEM: It should be hooked up to zphone.

    We are your father and your mother. Bender

    I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. .- -Oscar Wilde

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, March 09, 2023 00:01:24
    Volunteer's Guidebook - By Linda Hand

    Veni, Vidi, Kareoke...I came, I saw, I got annoyed & left

    LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

    Dammit Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm ... oh, yeah.

    Khan, this isn't the worm normally in the tequila-Checkov

    Please, not in front of the Klingons

    BE ALERT: The world needs a few more Lerts

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he merged with the core of the Shadow ship.

    ZAPPPP......Gee, coulda sworn it was set to STUN!!

    Q: What does a blonde say after sex? A: "So, are you all on the same team?

    Ziggy says it's 100% probable that you'll say "oh boy."

    We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting. &lt;Gibran&gt;

    Oh yeah, I don't have internet access either

    This is your brainTHIS is your brain on DOS!

    Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiance free

    Q ─ What do you give a seasick elephant?

    Oh, I think I can walk; I'll try. - McCoy

    I'll put you in my twit filter if you'll put me in yours.

    CTHULHU CALLS: And gets my answering machine

    Need some excitement?...drive to work in reverse

    Keyboard: a Device used to enter errors into the computer.

    Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.

    We're not being too quiet for you, are we? - Hawkeye

    Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

    I'm Audrey Seddon for Sickbay 6; we'll leave the doctor on for ya.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, March 10, 2023 00:01:20
    Erotic: using a goose feather. Kinky: using the whole goose!

    XPRESS - the fastest way to get around the world.

    Mommy, mommy, why's daddy so quiet? - Shut up and keep diggin'!

    You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right

    K-Mart Wine - Big Red Gulp

    !SRAIL era peehS eht ;ti EVORP t'nac uoy ;em WAS ydobon ;TI OD t'ndid I

    * &lt;- Tribble *^ &lt;- Tribble Praying

    Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out

    You're a draft dodging, yellow-bellied liar! -woman to Clinton jogging

    Give Bosnia back to the Irish.

    May whatever god you believe in save your butt.

    Knowledge is camouflage, it hides the reality beneath

    QUALITY OF LIFE: What an industrialized nation is said to offer when enough of

    Ultimage Optimist: A sarrusophone player with a beeper

    Religious right: liberal label for anyone with standards.

    Just to keep you guessing

    XWING SUCKS!!!!! WC KICKS!!!

    GAUCHE: Proceeds, as in "How gauche it with you?"

    One pill makes you larger and another makes you small

    Ping-pong Farr: Vulcan sex while playing a table tennis game

    My other computer is at work - and they own it

    Headlines: Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    Life is like a shower. One wrong turn and you`re in hot water.

    ZIP ads are lame Lame LAME! - Far Out - Sysop of RSC

    Get your teeth out of my arm.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, March 11, 2023 00:01:24
    Learn about the Force, Luke. - Obi Wan

    We are what we repeatly do. Excellence...is...but a habit --Aristotle

    Quoting Lutheran writings didn't mean Hitler was a Christian

    * &lt;--- Tribble + &lt;--- Tribble on a diet

    To have and to want more that is life. - F. Nietzsche

    Drink up me hardies, Yo Ho

    (C)ruddy (H)ated un-(E)xciting (V)ehicle for (Y)uppies

    Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

    Remember when safe sex used to mean putting the car in Pa

    Oxymoron: Kosher ham

    Pornography? Nah! Haven't you ever seen 5 people in love?

    Funny, but the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.

    Beer company sues NBC for references made about their beer. Red Dog

    A quantum leap forward

    Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List

    Jehovah's Witness rock music: "All Along the Watchtower."

    Kennedy Family favorite sexual position: Defendant.

    OPTIMIST: A guy without much experience

    A husband is proof that a wife can take a joke.

    Confidence: Feeling You get Before You Fully Understand The Problem.

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; O come, froggy faithful

    From A Chicken In Every Pot To A Chicken Smoking Pot.

    Kira's Kisses Crack Cool Constable's Composure--the lost DS9 episode!

    Clinton: The Pee Wee Herman of Arkansas.

    Palindrome - He lived as a devil, eh?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, March 12, 2023 00:01:28
    Parent: "How many times must I tell you?!?!?" Kid: "Six."

    Virgin like balloon One prick, all gone

    Headlines: HOUSE PASSES GAS TAX ONTO SENATE

    Just a borderline psychotic with hermit-like tendencies

    Forevergaffer: The never-ending list of credits at the en

    My mistake. Guys like you live forever. - Death, to Dilbert

    Quakers do it quietly.

    Misery brings strange bedfellows.

    The four food groups: spam, spam, eggs and spam.

    Take me to your leader earthling, or I'll atomize your face. Garfield

    URA Redneck if you own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

    Visitors are real. - Stan

    A low-yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.

    Unholy fish is more like it, sweetheart! - Vinnie

    Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish? A: She held it under water

    KILL the S.O.B. - *THEN* count to 10.

    A closed mouth gathers no feet. Says nothing either!

    Really prompt luggage crew. Eager. -- Mike Nelson

    BOSS! BOSS! THEE STARSHIP, THEE STARSHIP!

    I'm sure it can all be explained. - Father Mulcahy

    I didn't inhale. Bill Clinton

    When the going gets tough, the tough get driving. -- Rollbar

    Man, I'm almost glad I wasn't there... &lt;grin&gt; - Anna Steven

    Ziggy should have a little more faith in human nature. -- Sam

    What do you call a fly buzzing inside a Marine's head? Lonely.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, March 13, 2023 01:08:56
    Remove any thoughts of turning that troublesome Dragon over your knee

    Profanity is one language ALL programmers know!

    V34 is a matter of luck ...to a Rockwell chip

    Banned Book: Matarese Circle - by Robert Ludlum

    Just one packet a week is all we ask

    REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/?)

    Jesus loves you...the rest of us think you're a jerk!

    A Spirit isn't free until it has flown

    Hay Santa, how much for the list of NAUGHTY girls?

    Keep your city clean...eat a pigeon.

    Zmodem has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII

    Besides, tribbles have no teeth! Cyrano Jones

    CAUTION: Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye.

    Remember -- only 10% of anything can be in the top 10%

    Yoda: Found someone you have I would say

    Blue Wave v2.12a REAL man's offline reader! &lt;GRUNT!&gt; &lt;GRUNT!&gt;

    Urinalysis - The Study of "pissed off" people

    When a girl admits she's had a checkered career, it's your move

    Zen What is the sound of sh*t happening?

    Lebanese Chief Limits Access To Private Parts

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX &lt;censored tagline&gt;

    Smile..It makes them wonder what you've done!!

    Deanna: nuqDaq yuch Dapo

    First rule of Dabo: Watch the wheel, NOT the girl!

    Def: IGM: In-Game Madness?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, March 14, 2023 01:01:28
    PILOTS keep it up longer.

    Vampire Error: &lt;A&gt;vert, &lt;R&gt;eflect, &lt;I&gt;mpale

    Zzz Yawn Blink The World? Huh? I didn't hear the question

    I'm not insinuating anything. :) - Dire Wolf

    Everything furthers. &lt;I Ching&gt;

    * &lt;- Tribble ! &lt;- Tribble After Encountering a Klingon.

    Veni, Vidi, di Vinci...I came, I saw, I invented.

    &lt;it's probably misquoted; there goes my deposit at the Memory Bank&lt;G&gt;&gt;

    Do unto others as though you were the other

    Bad fishing is better than the best work day

    Folks, they wanna have taglines!

    FUNNY BOOK = Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright

    Never cared for what they said. ♫

    Zippety Do-Dah, Zippety-ay. --Uncle Remus

    Zymurgists do it with yeasts.

    &lt;bing!&gt; Initiating recipe assimilation sequence.

    Well, there's this guy. I'll tell you later. Margo Lane

    Thanks to working women, thousands of men...have learned to vacuum.

    Maxim! Yours was the vital spark which kindled us all

    Question: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

    Because I told you before, girl, you can't do that.

    Unforced Error - to restart system commit suicide !

    BWAVE and MS Works: A great off-line combo!

    God is real (unless He has an imaginary non-zero part).

    Shareware - it only works if you pay.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, March 15, 2023 01:01:22
    &lt;SLAP&gt; HANDS OFF! ... You're not stealing this one!

    Some babe's talkin' real loud/Talking all about the new crowd

    That's right honey, because he's the flying boy - Mike

    Eval Day 17 * If Windows sucked it would be good for something

    What happened to the raisins? (George)

    Book Title: Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde

    X-Men criteria: Whine a lot and come back from the dead.

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;&lt;* &lt;- Corporal Tribble

    Vengence is mine, sayeth the Lord; but sometimes She subcontracts.

    The Klingon that can be Romulan is not the true Klingon.

    Life is a prison. Death shall be my release.

    He's dead Jim.....lets eat him.

    URA Redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

    Excluded Middle Incorporate

    Country music is the Special Olympics for heavy metal.

    Even paranoids are followed.

    zoo: A place where animals study the habits of humans.

    Few know what the fork we are serving up

    Valencia: The spectre looms again

    Smoking is a leading cause of statistics. F. Knebel

    Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them

    Have you ever tried Nargila?

    I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

    Swap - Drink mixer, glasses, tray, etc for good baby carriage. [Ossining paper]

    MOM'S HINT: If they grow up to be lawyers, don't take the blame.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, March 16, 2023 01:01:26
    NUED

    L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king

    I guess we have a problem, don't we. -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan

    Enforce your right to steal. Get on welfare.

    Ford guy: "Yep, I'd know those Chevy tail lights anywhere."

    Believe in the bible? Hell no, I've read it.

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;&lt;* &lt;- Corporal Tribble

    Quantum mechanics do it discreetly

    "Fine. I'll just sit here quietly." - O'Brien

    g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses

    Forrester: Ahh, Mikey! Botsy Poohs

    Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenme

    Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager

    So... how come the Corinthians never wrote back?

    Edit like the frozen tundra. --Pam Hart

    Rocky Top, Tennessee

    Kramden utility: One o' these days... ECHO Y | DEL *.*

    RC&lt; SF&lt; GP&lt; WD&lt; KF&lt; JP&lt; MM&lt; BG&lt; JH&lt; MF&lt; LM&lt; RW&lt; DH&lt; Stop quoting this!

    God, I love the smell of cordite in the morning!

    Hey, @F! Don't shoot that mailman! &lt;&lt;&lt;BANG&gt;&gt;&gt; NO CARRIER

    Your mind is not on the game, Captain. - Spock

    Logic is the f*cking great magpie that just stole your cat.

    Q: The universe could be your playground

    We're pretty funny, huh, Beavis! - Butthead

    Wenatchee,WA. The Apple Capitol Of The World

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, March 17, 2023 01:01:20
    Quoth the Raven ... "Eat my Shorts!"

    He's not dead, he's biochemically challenged.

    Once it got so cold, you know that picture of Adam and Eve down at the art museum? Adam was wearing a thermal leaf!

    Least-Known Norman Rockwell Paintings "Christmas at the Hair Club for

    "I don't suppose it's going to rain" - Joan of Arc

    Golly, Guess Good Gambling Games Get Gregarious Gary Going Great Guns

    EXI: EXecute Invalid operation

    Victory lies not in the goal, but in the relentless pursuit of it

    KSearching for WITCH;WICCA;OTO;CROWLEY

    * &lt;- Tribble @ &lt;- Dreaded Tribble viper

    Gave up on a happy medium, settled for a reasonably contented X-large.

    Rice-A-Roni, The San Francisco Treat!

    Zymurgy's law of volunteer labour: People are always available for work in the past tense

    Government Waste: Any money not spent in your own area.

    Here comes the cancer girl - Crow on cigarette lady

    Gene Roddenberry - "One to beam up"

    URA Redneck if you refer to TV dinners as "gourmet dining."

    You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan - designed and directed by his Red Right Hand. - Nick Cave

    Ziggy says you're here to play with matches. HUH!?!?!?!

    * &lt;- Tribble **7 &lt;- Secret Agent Tribble.

    "I like my species the way it is." - Worf to Locutus

    Oh, a rhetorical post? Okay, this is a rhetorical recipe

    You can never learn less, you can only learn more. --R. Buckminster Fuller

    Pentiums and Deodorants - When being close is all that mat+

    XC: Control of heading, altitude, and bladder

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, March 18, 2023 01:01:24
    XMAS tagline: ♫ Climb every mountain, forge every check ♫

    Useless Invention: Kickstand for a tank.

    Guns don't kill people - bullets kill people.

    He's a few bricks shy of a load.

    Bats in the belfry.

    Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of traveling

    John warned of false prophets in 2 John.

    RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.

    A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.

    D-cons are like rust spots; they're ugly and they can pop up anywhere

    WORF: Human women are too fragile !

    Now we give you @TOFIRST@ and his inflatable doll!

    Rule #4: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking

    (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (O)verthrow System

    Yo mama is so weak she had to fight the current in the bath tub.

    Do you realize you were doing Warp 8 in a Warp 5 zone?

    Do not put out the Spirit's fire. -1 Thessalonians 5:19

    A favorite euphemism: Smuggling = commodity relocation. --Carlin

    Edward Scissorhands has jock itch!

    Oxymoron: Windows NT ready.

    Real programmers load 100kb bootstraps from memory.

    Well, I ALMOST came up with something Witty!!

    We will bury you. - Nikita Kruschev

    Zoophiles see the entire animal kingdom as potential dates!

    Unable to open JEANS.ZIP continue to TAKELEAK.EXE (y,n)?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, March 19, 2023 01:01:20
    Need a change of scenery? Date a stage hand.

    I'm not as thunk as you drink I am.

    Just want to add my two cents worth, for what it's worth.

    JUDGES watch it and give scores.

    Hukd on fonix werked four mee!

    Marijuana carpets? - Tom

    OS/2 IS the OP/SYS of choice! Internet: sysop@at.com

    Xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

    #include std.disclaimer.h

    Famous last words: It's not loaded.

    Orville needs another brain to make it to half-wit.

    Practice skepticism in order to avoid cynicism

    Kiss me, I carry a job interview!

    Bad Band Name #565: Vaginal Blood Farts

    X T u s e r s d o i t s l o w l y

    No, not Tandy, Orville said Realistically.

    There is another basic shortage on our planet. - Martin, V

    Great goal, @F! That was one in a million!

    D NG R!! LANGOLIER CR S NG!!

    Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we Tagline.

    ERROR: Out of cache. Please upload $200 to continue

    PUNNY BOOK: The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial.

    Vocalize solidarity. - Collective Soul

    Bo knows your sister!

    WARNING! Mail packet too large. (A)bort transfer, (C)hange name

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, March 20, 2023 01:10:34
    Yo momma so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.

    Every Dog has his day, when is mine? OR did it go by already?

    Headline: Hole found in ladies' room wall; police looking into it.

    You are a computer nerd if you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers

    scream at me until my ears bleed, i'm taking heed just for you

    Well, done, Jim. But I'm afraid it isn't that easy. - Merik

    A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. -- Ruth Weston

    He's dead, Jim. But not as we know it.

    No plan survives initial contact with the enemy.

    Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)ot of strong tea

    Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. - Westley

    Man in love with dimple make mistake marrying whole girl.

    XRS ..the "uncola" of QWK readers!

    XRS ..the "uncola" of QWK readers!

    Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind.

    Clinton isn't doing his job - I still have a few dollars left!

    Root Emergency Procedure: type "rm -rf /* &lt;cr&gt;"

    A brief minute away from my porno mags is hell - Mike

    Ura Montanan if dressing up means *clean* jeans, shirt, and hat.

    Oh come on. Take a chance! -- Trump Knight

    Kato Kaelin: Living proof that Ginger slept with Gilligan.

    Everything comes to him who waits...In this case it has! Thank you.

    Welcome to hell, Blofeld. - 007 (Sean Connery - D.A.F.)

    Glad you could make the heist, Mr. Disney - Crow

    A small coke in a large cup; but fill it on up

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, March 21, 2023 01:01:28
    Lockoblanko -The inability to remember your combination after vacation

    Uh.. that was fully intentional. Really!

    Zoom users of the World : unite

    Lobotomies for Republicans - It's the Law!

    Space the final frontier ... Wait, did you say FIVE YEARS?

    Hear about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery? One fortunate cookie

    Dial 000, and make a cop come.

    "I should've died with my crew." - Commodore Matt Decker

    When you lick a slug your tongue goes numb.

    Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

    A face without freckles is like a night without stars.

    ORGASM.HER not found. Action: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake?

    Help! I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe.

    Nothing can be made foolproof - fools are so disingenuous!

    The actor have a mighty interesting contract. The first clause disallows me to read any of the others

    HOMEOPATHS do it in potency.

    Justice is dispensed with sometimes in the court system.

    "It could indeed be something much worse than a wolf"

    No legacy is so rich as honesty. (Shakespeare)

    I can remember when nobody thought 300 baud was slow.

    Shirley Manson of Garbage: World's most dangerous redhead!

    Power corrupts. Absolute power though is kinda neat

    Love got a hold on me, ain't no doubt.

    What happened to the dream sublime

    ZAP: Zero and Add Packed

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, March 22, 2023 01:01:22
    Now experimenting EZ-Reader with QEdit

    You know this Earthling... uh Person?

    Que sera, sizzle: What will be, will be really HOT!

    Zen Crafters -- Complete Enlightenment, In About An Hour!

    Backup? What Backup?

    Verifying User

    Keep your feet and knees together.

    QUIT YANKING MY FOOD CHAIN!! - Tick to Bear

    He who hesitates is lunch ! - OOP

    Hey, why should I trust some cat broad anyway?

    I've been to the Abyss. *Not* a fun place. - Tasslehoff Burfoot

    I hate Sysops that think they know it all

    Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?

    No pointed ears, but you sound like a Vulcan. · McCoy

    Oh, Oh, ... Your Zip File Is Open!

    My other computer is a HoloDeck (tm).

    He's gonna need a cigarette, now - Tom after kissing girl

    FUNNY BOOK = Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace

    Even the big three will feed non-network stations in remote areas.

    Q. What does a dancer like to drink? A. Tap Water

    Blonds may have more fun, but Redheads get the job done!

    Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than where they are

    Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.

    When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. - Samuel Goldwyn

    * &lt;- Tribble , &lt;- A:\Tribble.ZIP . &lt;- A:\Tribble.ARJ

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, March 23, 2023 01:01:28
    He got his friendliness from his mother. She was man's best friend

    "It should have been written at Sea, not in C." - Capt. Ahab

    Last words: "We killed all monsters on this level."

    * &lt;- Tribble. */ \* &lt;- Tribbles Swordfighting.

    Joel: Boil some water! * Crow: Boil some newspaper!

    The way of the world is to praise dead saints and persecute live ones

    Excess greed is cause by an excess of Liberals

    SLEEP: Fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.

    Unity in Disability.....AADP Unites All Persons

    What was it you found humorous? Data

    Que Dieu benisse les paiens! -Homer

    A right DELAYED is a right DENIED. - Martin Luther King, Jr

    One dead unjugged rabbit fish later.

    Viaduct? I dunno, why a duck?

    Save M&M's.... They taste better than whales!

    Quit working and play for once!

    Right now I'm not feeling very COMFORTABLE! Sisko

    Now I lay me down to sleep...-Elm St. Children

    Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, not inhaled.

    Off-topic messages - the only way to find out anything.

    Know when to code 'em, know when to modem.

    I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

    Outside the hairdressers, Kira thought,"Nah, better not." & walked on

    "Can't we find the minds to bring us closer to the heart" -RUSH

    Question Authority, ask me anything

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, March 24, 2023 01:01:22
    John Hancock - - Where arrrrre you?

    Please do not reply to this message...

    FRA 139. Wives serve, brothers inherit. Odo, Necessary Evil

    MMT breaks catalytic converters, so most cars are not street legal in California.

    Chicken Little is forecasting sky this evening

    The news of my demise is greatly exaggerated. M. Twain

    So dry & yet so wet.

    Riker: Fate protects fools, little children,and ships named Enterprise

    Doesn't Ted Koppel look like Alfred E. Neuman?

    A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

    Located next door to the Rush Limbaugh abortion clinic.

    You can't blow your nose on it up there, you know.

    you had to covet what was mine, didn't you?

    Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Marriage and Magic

    A clean kitchen is the Sign of A Take Out House

    JN: Jump to Nowhere

    Religions hate lottos

    Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick

    X is irrelevant

    Whatever we think about, we bring about

    ZAPPPP...BEVERLY!?!?! &lt;Who'll I have breakfast with now?&gt;

    Zen - What is the sound of **** happening?

    * &lt;- Tribble *2 &lt;- Squared Tribbles

    Hasta la vista, baby! -- Richie Ryan

    X-RAY ASTRONOMERS do it with with high energy

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, March 25, 2023 01:01:26
    Vices subject to change without notice

    A remarkable human demonstration of the domino effect ensued

    Father, I had a feeling today - Mike

    Roman Xmas carol: Christians roasting on an open fire

    Have you: smoked the killer weed (marijuana)?

    Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Tribble After Borg Assimilation

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Brokaw. Brokaw who? Brokaw my arm and two ribs

    Humor and profit lie not all in one sack. George Herbert

    "I'm a registered nurse with the Mayo Clinic." Gypsy

    Syntax Errors - The only way to keep a programmer busy

    ZbpxaROZqzafTLTArG

    How's your luck today? -- Random

    Don't be stupid. Stay in school.

    Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun

    Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt

    URA redneck if a starship is a mallot.

    Um, do you by any chance happen to have a vomitorium in this house?

    Unable to locate coffee -- Operator Asleep!

    Favorite pets? Sleek calf, pert ass, warm pussy

    Modem owners do it online!

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;- Tribble celebrating New Year

    XIO: eXecute Invalid Opcode

    When guns are outlawed, gunowners will bend over 'n' spread 'em

    Got it straight now? Good.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, March 26, 2023 01:01:22
    No Woody, I said TUCK the kids in bed!

    Play Muzak on elevators, rap on escalators, and I'll WALK up.

    Rebellion to tyranny is obedience to God. T. Jefferson

    Useless Invention: Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.

    Well, one takes a message, like this one, and then adds a few tags to

    URA Moonie if you write Sailor Moon fanfictions in your sleep

    XMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!

    Though this be madness, yet there is method in it

    So what do I care if you go?

    Live teddy bears are best.

    How many Guns does it take to change a lightbulb? Guns don't change light bulbs. People change light bulbs

    veni, vidi, vermini: i came, i saw, i got ratted

    Let's start our high speed chase. -- Mike Nelson

    "A good quantum physicist is hard to find." -- Vicky Sailer

    Sick Pay: Ill-gotten gains.

    Oooh, RIGHT in the sinister urge...--Tom Servo

    Carmen lovers have Show him the door!-gasms.

    My cow died, so I don't need your bull!

    A moron is anyone who doesn't laugh at your jokes-- and also one who *does*

    Keep the Space Station! Clinton will need a new home in '97!

    Go Vegetarian!

    Kira, her towel open wide. Qwark, his chin on the floor.

    Eat it. Its good - Crow as guy holds up mic to mouth

    What if you don't get mail tomorrow?-Radar.Wing it, stud.-Lt.Baker

    Zathras ask if anyone out there? -- Zathras

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, March 27, 2023 01:11:28
    You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

    Friends don't let friends drive MACs

    Han: You know, sometimes I amaze even myself

    O'Brien!! Beam them aboard! *KLONK* Good shot chief!

    Lives we make never seem to ever get us anywhere but dead. --Soundgarden

    The trouble with America is that so many political jokes get elected

    Jewish Haiku &lt;&gt; Seven-foot Jews in the NBA slam-dunking! My alarm clock rings.

    Virginity: And un-primed pump?

    Nicolah, we cannot define our lives by mortal mores. - Janette

    oxymoron: faulty logic

    Keyboard: used to enter errors into system

    Question Authority

    A huge number two pencil! - Crow on missile nosecone

    Do I have to stop and pee every time I see the sign: " WET FLOOR " ?

    Quick, press another key!

    * &lt;-- Tribble *L. * &lt;-- Tribble playing golf

    OFFLINE 1.52 "Dr. Faustus, call your service."

    New TV shows come in one color ... Mediocher!

    JABBA - WYSBYGI: What You See Before You Get It

    Use your own hair brush, Tom bristled.

    Keep Finland tidy, shoot the tourist!

    We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients, but we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me

    Bequeath your wheels to some destitute vehicle.

    Oxymoron: regular random

    Zipped or Unzipped - THAT is the Question

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, March 28, 2023 01:01:28
    "Just dont make a habbit of it"-Alice's Father

    Gives a whole new meaning to "Lets eat Greek tonight" doesn't it?

    Flies are existentialist. Even after they die, we remember them.

    Kor: I never trust men who smile too much.

    Ladies beware; I know Tongue Fu!!

    What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hrow computer out window?

    Please standby for Funny Bunny's reply

    I saw the commercial! What do YOU mean OS/2 doesn't play snooker?

    'My Dinner With Andre' had more locations - Crow

    ZPI: ZaP Immediate

    A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason.

    NON-SMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.

    Zen Crafters -- enlightenment in about one hour

    Optimism: Thinking you can run SQL Server on a Palm Pilot.

    Caution: This tagline may be offensive to some audiences.

    First you get a modem, then you get more taglines

    Violence is the last resort of the incompetent. - Salvador Hardin

    * &lt;- Tribble *C &lt;- Tribble Escargot

    So dress a little dangerous and modify your walk.

    ZAAAAAP! MEWWWWWWRRRRR! &lt;- Cat paying attention.

    Warning! This propperty protected by Virtual security patrol.

    OXYMORON: Spiritual materialism

    ZAP: Zero and Add Packed

    Make it so

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, March 29, 2023 01:01:22
    Never ANSWER a twit's posts!!! Stirring manure makes it stink worse.

    Veni, Vidi, Yari: I came, I saw, I got killed by an oil slick!

    Warning sign: τ╞╕ï§ ï§ ¥öÜΓ ┌╖òδεm Θ∩ δΓûG§

    Liberty of the individual is no gift of civilization. -- Freud

    Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence

    E doesn't have a hot body, he's anatomically gifted

    Fear do not exist. You cannot be afraid

    * WANTED A boy who can take care of horses who can speak German

    Save this message, you may need it later

    Leesten very carefully, I shall say zis only once... - Michelle

    ERROR #00: CPU TOO *TIRED* TO CONTINUE

    "Come on Mav, do some of that pilot [stuff]!" -Goose

    I guess we all can't be imaginative.

    Jimmy Carter: No longer the worst president of the USA.

    Then, suddenly and embarrassingly, my swash came unbuckled

    Jaunty! seen pushing clone off bell tower; busted 4 obscene clone fall

    A chicken coup with 4 doors is called a sedan.

    I can't tell if I'm in a groove, or a rut!!!

    MY OTHER SHIP IS A CUBE TOO : Borg bumpersticker

    XA: Execute Address field

    Not perfect, Thank God. But that is yet to come. Thanks be to God.

    Confucius Say; Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.

    I like children. If they're properly cooked. - W.C. Fields

    &gt; &lt;- Cloaked Tagline

    Out here in the fields...I fight for my meals...!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, March 30, 2023 01:01:28
    Famous Australians Of The Fourteenth Century

    JEWELERS mount real gems.

    We fight only when there is no other choice. We prefer the ways of peaceful contact. -- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun"

    Cats must knock over the stacks of CDs

    A bevy of quail, a pride of lions, a coven of lawyers

    Use tasteful words, you might just have to eat them

    Zzzzz ... This Tagline is taking a nap ... zzzzz

    Remember that your weapons are made by the lowest bidder

    Nothing like a piece of luggage to scream out "I'm a tourist, mug me!"

    Bad Band Name #328: 2 Dogz

    Protect your bagels - put lox on them.

    "Even my goose pimples have goose pimples." Bob Hope

    Ne boj se, necu ti nista, treba mi rame za plakanje,

    Power corrupts, but absolute power is sort of neat.

    Q: What do you call 32 Redneck women? A: A full set of teeth.

    ZIPPY does it on his lunch break.

    "I'm having an affair with my gamekeeper", said the lady chattily.

    Give a woman an inch and she thinks she is a ruler

    They're lost,.....defeated,........_I_ will never be. - Ro Laren

    Biogenetics Lab 5103, Complaint #15: "My homework ate my dog."

    Experience enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

    Every prof blows this. We're all going to get AIDS or something. - J. Vanderkooy Physics 122

    Finding an EASY man is not a HARD task.

    Puritan, n. - One who supectes that someone, somewhere, is having fun

    When spiders drink too much... - Crow T. Robot

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, March 31, 2023 01:01:24
    Used taglines for $ale - 8 bits each. Call 555-FUNY

    A lie in time saves nine.

    Nato Ergo Sum

    Quick! Hide the bodies, the moderator's coming!

    Mr. Worf, Fire at Will. &lt;BZZT&gt; Hey, where did Riker go?

    Life is the urge to ecstasy.

    JESUS IS COMING soon to a theater near you.

    Rush Limbaugh: The patron saint of mediocrity!

    "Even the other goblin races shun the swamp goblins..."

    URA Redneck if your TV remote is set on "stun".

    Gentlemen....start your Injuns! - Sitting Bull

    A wok is what you cook a wabbit with

    Look who's Talking.

    Pity @N. He receives care packages from Somalia

    Half of IBM layed off, and you try to write a tagline!!

    Only Amiga makes it possible. If only Commodore were out of the way

    Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no *honor*!

    Xerox never Xerox, liberals stopped using ditto's years ago

    September 8, 1966. Need I say more?

    You disgust me, but I like it

    Man Grows New Finger: Docs Stumped

    Yeah, _my_ fault. - Ro Laren

    I am Blue Wave of Borg. Your tagline has been assimilated.

    "Bother!" said Pooh as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.

    Schizophrenia means never having to go "stag."

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, April 01, 2023 01:01:28
    Beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean. Against bars, posts and tables

    Victory is a political fiction

    MOM'S HINT #277: Play Scrabble with them.

    What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance?

    What you see is what you get, so keep your eyes open.

    He's a few snags short of a Barbie.

    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    Little Prayer, Little Power - Much Prayer, Much Power

    X WARNING! Removal of this tagline prohibited by law!!!

    Knowledge is knowing that you don't know everything

    ZZZzzzz...&lt;WHACK!&gt;...zzzzZZZ &lt;Damn hard drive!)

    Rush Limbaugh wants to stop education in favor of incarceration later.



    Feminists have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic.

    Geez, have you ever seen so many Orcs? Guys? Guys?

    The one item you need is allways in short supply.

    Q: Red Alert!

    Shut up and watch the deer get slaughtered... -- Joel Robinson

    Pizza inside

    CONNECT 230400/ARQ/V32/LAPM/V42BIS/WHEEEE

    "Do you feel lucky, PUNK???"

    Que sera, sonnet: What will be, will rhyme.

    Four out of five persons think the 5th person is an idiot

    CONFUCIOUS SAY: Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!

    Men travel on cruises for the fishing, girls travel on cruises for the hunting

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, April 02, 2023 01:01:22
    MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary domain.

    We make mistakes, we clean 'em up. - Joe Dawson

    FUNNY BOOK = Gangway!: Hedda Steam

    Oysters & Rice Krispies make a poor breakfast at sea

    What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

    Virtuous sex with a redhead is a *real* reward!!

    Old people suck! huh uh huh - Butt-Head

    Very large ants are giANT.

    URA SysOp when foreplay involves sending a message

    When sorrows come, they come not as single spies, but in battalions. - William Shakespeare

    Everything expands to fill the available space

    Quit your aimless clucking

    A teddy bear by any other name is just as cuddly.

    Oxymoron: One who does not know how to use pimple medicat

    New Jersey: It's against the law to slurp your soup

    Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading

    OK, so why isn't is spelled "Fonix"?

    Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

    Just in. UFO takes @FN@...More after the Hockey game.

    UH-OH!! I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!! Ha ha

    Paw prints on the ceiling. Oh no, he found the catnip supply!

    Oxymoron: random choice

    ZAR: Zero Any Register

    XM: eXclusive Maybe

    Race it 'till it breaks, fix it, do it again!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, April 03, 2023 01:12:42
    Leopards, tired of their spots, suffer suicidal thoughts.

    What little ears shouldn't hear, big mouths shouldn't say.

    GMC: Got More Crap

    A girlfriend? Yeah.. a 486/DX2-66 with a 1 Gig Hard Drive

    High explosives are the solution to almost any personal problem!

    Clinton's first 100 days: 100 dead in Waco.

    Famous Last Words #11: "Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!"

    "In the dark, all cats are gray."

    Birthday? Harrrumph!!

    The American people aren't interested in details. - Lyn Nofziger

    Danger, Kenny Coppens! Off-topic messages! Danger!

    I used up all my sick day so I called in dead

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for parole violation

    Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr): The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

    The Agony & DX/DC -- bestselling Calculus text (go figure...)

    Nice work, Doctor Bashir. - Sisko

    ZIP files are like sex. You can use `em over & over, again! <BG>

    I have a reverse-silence problem at times.

    Government DOS: Command or file name being studied

    Press any key to continue or any other key to &lt;Q&gt;uit

    Green god Grass god Living god of the prairie

    now lets blow this thing and go home!

    Join Taglines Addicts Anonymous -- call 1-800-TAG-LINE

    One thing they newer tell us -- How does Teflon stick to the pan?

    PRODIGY::Now you can see commercials on your computer

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, April 04, 2023 01:01:22
    Error:What someone else makes when they disagree with you

    This copy is unregistered for 230 days

    Lemon Curry, Hallelujah. Fnord.

    Quid pro quilt: Something for a cold winter night.

    Zucchini is NOT the name of an Italian auotmatic weapon!

    Nothing in, nothing out / rusted shut

    Gone to the Belgian Congo to find Bingo's Fodder!

    My god Crom laughs at your god

    Z-MODEM (n): Name for modem after being given a tranquilizer

    Dok u zidove gledamo cutke, saznajem, njeno ime je nesreca

    KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Helps your computer shut down whenever i

    Que sera, somersault: What will be, is an acrobat.

    This recipe has been deleted.

    You can't hide. We know where you live

    Oxymoron: A contradiction in terms, e.g. rap music...

    Hey! Odo! You got any more of that jello? Odo? Odo??

    KEYBOARD, A device used to enter errors into a computer.

    Deep Throat: We must assume we're being watched

    X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

    Jesus saves...the cock crows for the fifth time...and He fouls out.

    KILLTHEPURPLEDINOSAUR!KILLTHEPURPLEDINOSAUR!KILLTHEPURPLEDINOSAUR!KILL

    Skin on skin, let the love begin

    Where anything can happen, but usually doesn't.

    ValuCom: Anything else is greasy kid-stuff.

    Perhaps a sedative? - Slappy

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, April 05, 2023 01:01:26
    Magic users are WIMPS!

    Ever wonder why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs

    When all else fails, let a = 7. If that doesn't help, read the manual

    Do I have to spell it out for you? --Londo

    Save your strength. There'll be another time. - Han Solo

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as he drew the Glock.

    Flash: Dan Quayle's Parents to be Indicted for Raising Dope!

    * &lt;- Tribble | &lt;- Bulemic Tribble

    Proctologist are very probing people

    Flattery is all right - if you don't inhale. -Adlai Stevenson

    Just say no to victimless crimes

    Mass Confusion, and those who cause it, on the next Geraldo!

    Eliminate the ninnies and the twits!!!

    My problem is an 80486 brain in a 8088 world.

    Editing is a rewording activity.

    Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot. -Leo Durocher

    CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight

    God bless this lady rooster. All the people said? A-HEN!

    xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

    SMARTNET - 11/1/09 Charlatan's Cabin (213) 654-7337

    "But--he was in love with you?"--Odo "No..."--Kira

    Killer whale spit take! -- Crow T. Robot

    XXXXXXXX IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE XXXXXXXX

    My computer has the dreaded Not Enough Memory Virus!

    One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, April 06, 2023 01:01:20
    Multitaskers DO IT everywhere: concurrently

    Have I died and gone to Disneyland?

    Sorry for the delay; things at this end have been real crazy!!!

    The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN

    Die Hard: Without a Chance.

    flight You're a vicious man." "It's in the job description!

    Undelete Help: Online Documentation Not found. (Real Smart, IBM!).

    I won't play 'Stupid' with Martin... Martin's MUCH better at it!

    Knishes. Get your Old West kinishes! - Mike

    No ticky, no shirty. -- Joel Robinson

    MOM'S HINT #001: Cut off the crusts.

    Water and words...easy to pour, impossible to recover.Chinese Proverb

    She's fast enough for you old man? What's the cargo?

    VOTE THE DEMOCRATS OUT NOW!! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!

    Like, I think my bottle absorbed my Beer, eh.

    Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics

    I have a bad feeling about this

    Preserve mold! It's the only culture some folks get

    Man with Severe Headaches finds a spoon under his Scalp!

    Def: After-math [n]: The period following algebra.

    Violence never solves anything, but it sure makes me feel good.

    You can't say MY mind's dirty: YOU understood the joke!

    XM: eXclusive Maybe

    Ura Redneck Trekker if your shuttlecraft has bumper stickers.

    We have two ears and one tongue, use them likewise.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, April 07, 2023 01:01:26
    People that say "People suck", suck

    X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X &lt;-- Borg Fleet.

    Vogon poetry causes cancer!

    Murdered by pirates is good... -- Grandson

    "Bother," said Pooh, as Wintermute flatlined him.

    Yo mama got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.

    VAGINA..Medical term describing heart trouble

    Eat caribou: 200,000 wolves can't be wrong!

    A program that runs is a program that hasn't crashed yet

    PUNNY BOOK = Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps.

    Have a good day today and a better day tommorow

    Sex is nobody's business but the three involved. Oh! and the cameraman.

    Kosh Virus detected! Deleting virus scan file.

    Just as cute as a baby python!

    I got lost in thought, it almost took a search party to find me.

    Ura Montana Tech-er if you can walk uphill and downhill while drunk.

    Law of Computer programming: Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable

    We are born naked and hungry - it's downhill from there.

    He's the nummiest thing there ever was! - Frank

    Geez, I thought you might make a Tagline out of it.

    BEERWARE: If you like it, buy yourself a beer.

    Niwagra: The motion that causes a guy to miss the toilet.

    Whenever someone else is crying, I gotta cry, too. Burt Lancaster

    Happy fish swim through turquoise dreams...unaware.

    Geco is a grease spot on the driveway of life.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, April 08, 2023 01:01:22
    Boring AND Pointless? A zombie duel-to-the-death.

    Hyper/Super Computing Automated

    Talks a lot but he doesn't say much. - McCoy on Cochrane

    I'm original! Just like Jack Butler.

    Route 666 - way of the beast

    Mathematicians do it parallel and perpendicular.

    &lt;mixing drink&gt;

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)ag it?

    Xywrite: Not For Corporate Types ! Let 'em eat WP

    When two elephants fight, it's the grass that suffers!

    Psst! Your epidermis is showing.

    El que no se aventura no cruza el mar.

    * &lt;- Tribble *$ &lt;- Tribble leaving the bank

    A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carbueretor

    Volkswagen: a van ordinaire.

    No man is so old as to think he cannot live one more year.

    Queers don't recruit. Christians do

    Everything's burnt here. - Even the milk. - Col. Potter

    Never tell a lepper: "Wipe that smile off your face!"

    Giggle a lot for no real reason

    Darnit Jim I'm a BBSer not a Tagwriter.

    Force Blue Cross & Blue Shield & friends into home and ca

    VNO: Violate Noise Ordinance

    When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes. - Victor Hugo

    Don't force it - get a hammer!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, April 09, 2023 01:01:26
    Little else matters than to write good code.

    We are Minbari of Borg. We let you assimilate us and won't say why.

    Unicorns must be believed to be seen. (Peter S. Beagle)

    Every Vole has his day

    Oxymoron: Math teacher

    Morals? What are they? Can you eat 'em?

    URA Redneck If Ur have more than two brothers named Bubba

    Zzzzz ... This Tagline is taking a nap ... zzzzz

    Bestiality, n. - Doing it doggie style... with doggies

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX &lt;censored tagline&gt;

    No, no, Clinton... I said "FAX me"... not "TAX me"!!!

    Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Moo Goo Guy in a Pan.

    Life: a sexually transmitted condition with 100% fatality

    So many targets.......... And so little time

    Yo mama's so ugly that for birth control, she leaves the lights on.

    Sigh. We have another flat, Tom said tiredly.

    X-Windows is a terminal disease.

    URAT, if you have gold-colored contacts.

    Hi, I'm a virus. Add me to your CONFIG.SYS file!

    Narrator: A spool* Crow: A spool sample

    He's got a sweaty back! - Crow on villain

    License: UCLAFOX ;on a Woman's 280ZX

    Well, I tried...

    My only enemy is me. -Elliot Gould

    When in doubt, &lt;CTRL&gt; &lt;ALT&gt; &lt;DEL&gt;!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, April 10, 2023 01:12:36
    The Eiffel Tower: *&gt;the world's biggest lighning rod!!!&lt;* MacLeod

    A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

    Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! --The Cat.

    Hip, hip...hooray.

    I guess datacomms is simple, once you understand it. (Terne)

    Man is the only animal with the True Religion--Several, in Fact

    Check out this neat spell from the Necronomicon: "Shaddu yu^$$# NO CARRIER

    Virtue has its own reward, but no box office. - Mae West

    Encyclopedia Britannica guy - this kid needs a serious beating.

    I'm in shape. Round's a shape, isn't it?

    Kindness is my true religion. &lt;HH The Dalai Lama&gt;

    Virgins do it...well, actually, they don't.

    Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Mickey, Goofey

    God was lucky only having to create a world and not an Internet-site

    KIRK: I miss my old chair.

    Do you say you will fight me, Maab? Akaar

    Give it to him! Yeh! Yeh! - Crow on Dr. Forrester pinata

    Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas

    Hello Mastercard?...... Do you take Visa?

    Look who's talking. - Yakko

    The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. --Joan Baez, musician [1941- ]

    Time to shave my brow... -- Crow T. Robot

    Lyall's Insight: The above completely explains sex education

    politically right when it is morally wrong.

    STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Thanking the Maker

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, April 11, 2023 01:01:26
    Zathras know you not listen, because nobody listens to poor Zathras

    Lisp ? Lisp is for sissies who'd rather type parentheses than code

    DEFY DEFY THE DEFY THE PRIME DEFY THE PRIME DIRECTIVE

    Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. --Peter York

    Ziggy says that there is a 10% chance that you've leaped into @TO@!

    JEDI KNIGHTS do it forcefully.

    UNIVERSE.DAT not located, suspect Dirty Pair

    I need some duck tape - my duck has a quack in it.

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Sleep in heavenly peas....

    A picket..a pocket.. a packet..you read mine did I see yours...?

    RCB: Run Clock Backwards

    My computer NEVER cras

    Other times, other customs.

    Um, I'll just be going now, Mr. Dragon, sir. - Unknown Kender

    New from Kytel Records: HOOKED ON TAGLINES

    BorgCola: choice of the Next Generation

    Quick. The Borg are coming! Try and look useless.

    Ura Redneck if you shop for groceries at a gas station.

    Here's to the kisses I've snatched....................and visa versa

    Yield to temptation... ME

    A committee for the disabled has six or more legs and no brain.

    Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at

    A cookie a day keeps the doctor away!

    Backup is irrelevant, your C drive will be assimilated.

    Flight School: Higher education.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, April 12, 2023 01:01:20
    I want that four percent, Lieutenant - Picard

    I promise you, it won't be so bad. - Kira

    Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blonde electrician

    Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

    OPCODE: AND = Accelerate Noisy Disk

    I'm wanted--dead or alive... - Bon Jovi

    PUNNY BOOK: I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier.

    FUNNY BOOK = I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Paul Down

    I may not agree with you, but I defend my right to tell you so. :)

    QVC: Question Valid Command

    Just let me try, and I will be there for you

    Everybody liked the duck. He was just a little different

    Quit crying! Stand up and be a MAN,like Eleanor Roosvelt!

    Communication is for wimps! Real men beat sense into each other!

    Many people feel that if you won't let them make you happy, they'll make you suffer

    Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Scrambled Legs.

    Pay to Play? Yes it's worth it! Support your Bbs!

    Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

    Barticus: Movie about a spikey-haired Roman Warrior.

    CONFUCIUS SAY: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs

    XT startup. Current date is Friday 01-04-1980. 04?? Friday???

    I've got to keep moving. Bashir

    I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim.

    recipes are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the\SLMR

    Three times in this message

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, April 13, 2023 01:01:26
    I'm not married but my wife is.

    Zaphod, I trust you as far as I could spit out a rat - Ford Prefect

    Postage dew? Not another damp letter!

    question = '\xFF'; /* optimized Hamlet */

    OXYMORON : Dry vermouth

    We don't need prophets to tell us how to live; we can find out for ourselves by consulting what's actually there. - Ishmael, p.96

    MOM'S HINT #307: Don't weep when the school bus takes them away.

    Of course. Evil is the meatiest role a good actor can play.

    CEQ: Corrupt and Erase Queue

    When all else fails, read the docs.

    Money is a lousy means of keeping score.

    Kill me. Ki-i-ill me-e-e... -- Tom Servo

    Commander Ho k and Cadet Stimpy to the rescue

    Think up your own tagline, okay?

    Chekov on Klingons: Terrible table manners.

    URA Redneck if: You've ever used a weed eater indoors.

    You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! No, wait, that's not it

    Elsie and I are in love. You cant stop it

    Victim of a drive-by wedgie

    WAYNE GRETZKEY - The Puck Stopped Here

    A Wise man once said, "My name is Wise."

    Playing "Achy Breaky Heart" on bagpipes doesn't improve either one.

    "I think Ill assimilate a little something today"--Pooh of Borg

    Jealousy and Astrology: Two things I never get involved with.

    Oh, bother, said Pooh as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, April 14, 2023 01:01:22
    Never try to herd cats....

    Quantum Tagline: Blank until its wave function collapses

    Being an idiot is still better than being You.

    Q: Is Schroedinger's Cat dead or alive? A: Yes.

    Bart's Blackboard ─ "I will not send lard through the mail."

    &lt;hiding out from the registration cops...til they get it right!&gt;

    Give children toys that are powered by their imagination.

    VPA: Vanishing Point Arithmetic

    Killimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb

    Heaven. Fudge = God.

    MIPS: What my wife gives me sun up to sun down.

    Reality is for people who can't handle BBSing

    KEYBOARD - Hardware used to enter errors into a computer.

    DEL them all, let DOS sort 'em out!

    "...to the wolf with the red rose?"

    Oh I saw the stop sign officer, It's YOU I didn't see

    Bad or missing SYSOP, free files in all areas and CDROMs.

    The best way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.

    oxymoron: private E-mail

    Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen. -Scotty

    For as he thinks within himself, so is he. --King Solomon

    Veiled References: "Keeps his own counsel" (Socially dysfunctional).

    FREE MARS! Yes Yes I'll take a couple!

    ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour.

    Gender feminizts are statistically impaired

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, April 15, 2023 01:01:26
    Ross Perot can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff.

    Daddy? What's this little button for? !@# NO CARRIER

    Oh, you've come to apologise; how nice. - Q

    Rent?! --Sheridan. Thirty credits a week. --Ivanova.

    XMAS PARANOID:::::Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

    (J+E+S+U+S) * 9 = 666 (A=1, B=2, etc.) Try it and see!

    Very well, Stones, who's behind *IS* the giant rat of Sumatra?

    %Tagline File 1

    Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune. -- Thomas Fuller

    Life is too short to learn Z-Modem !

    Famous Last Words: No Lock can Hold Me - H. Houdini

    BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! ARGH! MY FOOT! - BATF

    JESUS SAVES (but Norton does backups)

    QBDH: Quit and Become a DeadHead

    Combat: When in doubt - empty your magazine

    A fatal error has occured. You're dead! - Lore of Borg.

    XXXXXXXXX Jail for Tagline Thieves

    On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

    My name is Bond, James Bond of Borg. You will be shaken,

    South Carolina is having a going out of business sale

    Spoil ought to be restored before anything else

    Port 1 error.........

    Moderation, if nothing else, should be fair and consistant.

    Veni, Vidi, Virtual...I came, I saw, I wasn't really there.

    Violinists do it gently.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, April 16, 2023 01:01:24
    C.L.I.N.T.O.N. - Caught Lying In Nine Times Out of Nine!

    Visions of Chevy Race Cars danced in his head

    Synchronet UTI v1.03

    Ura Redneck if you have lost a tooth opening a beer.

    None of your 87 cats lower the toilet seat either

    We crave your love! - Dot

    People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W. Somerset Maugham

    Never before Windows has been so unnecessary

    My dear doctor! Dying is the last thing I want to do!

    Her eyes were a shade between onyx and miscalculation.

    Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

    McOrville's -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly.

    URGENCY: Panic

    Get me, I'm almost out of the frame - Crow

    Forrester: Frank, you're ruining it for me

    "Eat my shorts." Walter Matthau...Grumpy Old Men

    Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space.

    Vizzini of Borg: Resistance?! Inconceivable!

    You gotta learn when to shut your mouth! &lt;G, D & R&gt;

    Police do it with sirens and flashing lights.

    Nepotism: When many are called but nephews are chosen.

    Vampyrex the unburnable.

    Pesky little devil, isn't it?

    When you too the force learn, speak you too strangely!

    C:\WINDOWS DELTREE will really speed up your system

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, April 17, 2023 01:14:38
    Give me a minute. - Frank. I'm not sure we've got one! - Hawkeye

    Keep them talking. I'm going to find Londo and bring him here

    See in what peace a Christian can die. -- Addison

    Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr): The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

    JABBA ─ JANFU: Joint Army-Navy Foul Up

    QuGotta run; de cat's caught in de printa' again.

    Well if you need me, I'll call you

    * &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Baby Tribble with bottle

    Ko tebe kamenom, taj te gadja!

    We cannot let this be -- THE END Oh yes, we can! - MST3K

    Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing

    Murphy's Law of Sex #35. One good turn gets most of the blankets

    ESD: Eject Spinning Dish

    Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers...

    Lord Cthulhu, I'd like you to eat, I mean meet Black death

    Veni, vidi, veggie: I came, I saw, I had a salad.

    "I found it between Mrs. April and the women of the Ivy League" - Mulder

    Yup, you guessed it: 42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ViTU e ?!? We dON't gOt NO tiNkiNg viTU e !!!

    May I have one of those chocolates? asked Tom, candidly

    I am Homer of the the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!

    K.O.R. excuse # 2: Spirited away by Komatsu & Hatta for girl hunting

    Never say "Oops" in an operating room

    We missed! -- Worf

    Nature's confectioner, the bee. - John Cleveland

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, April 18, 2023 01:01:28
    Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. -- H. L. Mencken

    The Family of Shame - Mike

    SPAM: stuff phrom a mine

    A taco will never make a scene because there are other tacos in the refrigerator

    FOLLOW ME! It's better for us to be lost together

    We're picking up a distress call on long range sensors. - Worf

    Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!

    Un Quebec independant dans un Canada unis

    Badges..........We don't need no stinking badges!!!!

    Pracitical nurse: One who marries a rich, elderly patient.

    A king"s castle is his home

    &lt;State security code to release protection.&gt; - DS9 computer

    Eat right, get lots of exercise... die anyway.

    I just gotta write some new recipes

    Get th' heck out of my "short timer Chair"

    Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses

    ZMODEM-French for a telecommunications device.

    Make like a weekend and get lost (John Lennon's lost weekend).

    KDO: Knock Disk Over

    He said `No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?

    "Eew! What happened to you?" --Gen "Everything." --Todd, LGD

    United We Command - Divided We Beg

    He said it shows I didn't have character. - Sito

    Before you were born, the word "stupidity" was without definition

    Josh Peck: Man of the Two-Thousands (1999-2000)

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, April 19, 2023 01:01:20
    A goal is a dream taken seriously. - Henry David Thoreau

    People are willing to meet each other halfway, but their judgments of distances vary considerably

    (In the men's room) Michelle. If you're reading this, we're finished.

    University of South Viet Nam - Class of '67-'68

    Varicose veins: Veins very close together

    Car sticker: Don't laugh! Your daughter might be in here.

    MOM'S HINT #099: Don't use a pediatrician who isn't a parent.

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ornicate it!

    Red meat isn't bad. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad!

    Gardeners do it in raised beds

    Free Willy 3: Willy learns to retrieve army missiles!

    Error: REALITY.SYS not found, install STARTREK.SYS? (y,n)

    Kirk does S&M: "Beat me up, Scotty."

    You're as flutie as a Ssi-ruu!

    Zathras not good with usenet

    Quayle Motto: Fools with money can be elected.

    Beam me up Scotty. I'm lost!!!

    I'm in my 'teens: 17 + 18 + 19.

    Nothing surpasses the complexity of the human mind. --Leto II: Dar-es-Balat Records

    You've been smoking that stuff again, haven't you.

    A mighty oak is the result of a nut that held its ground

    Friends don't backstab. That's what we've got enemies for

    Rollerskates, slope 14%, 300 mph... That'll get him! (Simon)

    Rush Limbaugh's memory is truly random-access.

    A good traveler leaves no track. - Lao Tzu

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, April 20, 2023 01:01:26
    COMMAND.COM not found... replace with 4DOS.COM? &lt;Y/N&gt;

    God told me I'm nuts. LIAR!! I DID NOT!!!

    A liberal mind is a terrible thing to face.

    Billie Jean is not my lover... - Michael Jackson

    Gold diggers DO IT for advancement

    Jews for Buchanan

    Sir, I must protest! I am not a Merry Man! - Lieutenant Worf

    Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf

    OUT OF MEMORY: SENILE.COM halted!

    A myth is a religion in which no-one any longer believes. -- James Feibleman, "Understanding Philosophy"

    What's a sysop?

    WOMEN : Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs

    You're the computer. You tell me where the file is!

    Vail's Axiom: In any human enterprise, work seeks the lowest hierarchial level

    MNP=Modemers Need Pizza

    LAZINESS - The habit of resting before you get tired.

    Schizophrenic threatens suicide! FBI declares hostage situation!

    URA Redneck if your idea of health food is chitlins

    Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. -- Mark Twain

    X T u s e r s d o i t s l o w l y

    Forrester: Let's not forget why you're up th

    * &lt;- Tribble ~*~ &lt;- Tribble in heaven

    URA Redneck extrordinaire!

    &lt;clink&gt; &lt;clink&gt; Two coins deposited. |-)

    Laddie, you'll be needin' something to wash that doon with -- Scotty

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, April 21, 2023 01:01:22
    Do it today. It may be illegal tomorrow.

    Resistance is illogical - Spockutis of Borg.

    Remember Kids...Be like Billy

    Good way to sneak up. Slam the doors. -- Tom Servo

    Quid pro quack: Something for a duck.

    ZENO - I'm not moving

    You over-confident dips! You've lost and you don't even know it! - Fin

    Zen Flying - You've got to -be- the plane

    Hey watch it, that beaver might be laoded!

    KIDS: Why the cigarette was invented

    Blimey, I think I've broken me stilts! -- Eddie

    Johnny, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

    Klingons On Broadway: "Fiddler On The Worf"

    I can sit and watch it for hours.

    Xerox, all they ever do is copy.

    Beat your child once a day. If you don't know why, he does.

    Everybody frolic! -- Tom Servo

    Life is Hell When you dont have a good life or no girlfriend!

    U really are not as stupid as u look

    MOM'S HINT #111: Tie their mittens together.

    ZQWK v0.38Beta [CrossPoint-Version]

    XClick...click...clickDAMN! Out'a taglines!

    Hey Tim! Wanna see my PeeWee Herman impression?

    What did you bring me to keep me from the gallows pole?

    "Bother" said Pooh as he drank his twelfth Guinness.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, April 22, 2023 01:01:28
    Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Hooverized

    I know, it's only Rock and Roll, but I like it!!

    Just becuase you don't see a bias doesn't mean it isn't there

    Kamikaze Pilot Wanted: Experienced only need apply

    Excuse me while I eat my Vegemite sandwich

    Dammit, Jim, I'm a free man, not a number!

    Cthulhu fhtagn -- more or less.

    Eagles soar, but turkeys rule the world.

    XT5000 Ramjet Super-Configured Ltd. Edition -Tom on robot

    Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry

    We ate Wesley Crusher for lunch. *Burp* - Borg

    Keep watching the skies and watch what you eat... -- Tom Servo

    Jazz isn't for everybody... It's BETTER than that!

    You definitely rate a bilabial fricative

    Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out

    URA SysOp if you tell your callers the problem is on their end

    A shallow man can drown in his own bile

    Yo mama so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.

    Jewelers mount real gems.

    Zathras no good a typing on normal keyboard, need bent one at home as well

    Campbell's least popular soups: Turkey with Platformate

    XNet - Because its time!

    Quit licking my hand! - Crow as girl muzzles other girl

    Zorch of Borg: Full motels are irrelevant. You will serve us chocolate

    Well, that's one of Life's Little Moments! - G. Carlin

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, April 23, 2023 01:01:22
    Remember when 8% Inflation & 8% Unemployment was GOOD?

    My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me.

    ZPDUDA: Zippity doo dah

    Unauthorized fornication with this equipment is disallowed.

    Jehovah's Witness: (def) Knock, knock "S**t happens"

    Well, I've earned the attentions of the great Renimar now

    Lydia, this is my friend, Hercules. Diolus

    These cookies don't taste like Girl Scouts!

    Error 010: Reserved for future mistakes

    You may be redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.

    Give me liberty or give me Spam!

    Equal rights, even for whites

    For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. (Gal 3:26)

    One good thing about an avowed enemy: you know who he is.

    Euphemism for DIARRHEA: Rectal hot chocolate.

    Goodness does not more certainly make men happy than happiness makes men good. - Walter Savage Landor

    "Life is for other people. I got a modem." -- Sheila Bungee

    My mother told me to never talk to strange Moderators.

    There is no X in ESPRESSO.

    * &lt;- Tribble &gt;* &lt;- Romulan Tribble

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel...Barney's the king of Israel.

    Rush Limbaugh wants to stop education in favor of incarceration later.

    Math majors DO IT by induction.

    'Years' is misspelled - Mike reads a letter

    Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu forecloses.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, April 24, 2023 01:14:40
    XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

    I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.

    The war on drugs is like a war: on drugs.

    Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

    I had a great tagline here, but @F stole it

    Communication across the revolutionary divide is inevitably partial. --Thomas S Kuhn

    Old Movie-New Star: "Coming Home" - Dorothy & Toto

    Kitty Cat Use #772: Shish -ka -kitty at picnics

    Bart: I will not squeak chalk

    I didn't get a chance to go through these to weed out the dupes.

    Q: Oh, go ahead, blame Q if it makes you feel any better

    &gt;=&lt;)))('&gt; Something smells like fish! &lt;'}{{{&gt;=&lt;

    Beer...Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head.

    We have to get out of here in three hours. Kirk

    bent nail construction...never a straight nail

    Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

    No, I'm *from* Connecticut. I only *work* in outer space.

    What is your score? Which country was she from again?

    FReq BWAVEOS2 (BW reader 2.20 for OS/2); HST,VFC,V34+; Points welcome!

    Vole exterminators will never go out of business

    Never say "always", and always avoid using "never"

    Modem, Larrydem, Curlydem.

    Bachelor: Beer drink'n, dirty underwear wear'n, but :)'n



    Camp Counselor @LN@ is now going to show us the pinball machine!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, April 25, 2023 01:01:28
    I'm a medical doctor. - Scully

    Ura Montanan if you sneer at a 45 below wind-chill.

    Sorry, Dave, I just couldn't resist that one.

    Quark has plenty of reasons to feel guilty... - Odo

    Commander, I object to that plan. - Data

    We don't tan here -- we rust. - Alexis Marsh, on Seattle

    NUED

    Vice is nice, but Incest is best

    '3-51,3-51, Rover! Sit! Hut-Hut!'-Ace Ventura

    Useless Invention: Double-sided Flypaper.

    John Wayne Bobbitt - a cut above the rest.

    Just their propoganda machine working overtime..... - Sisko

    * &lt;-- Tribble &gt; &lt;-- Tribble boomerang.

    PENTIUM SLOGAN: Division Considered Harmful.

    Neroon? I do not understand. He is Warrior caste. - Delenn

    Cruicfy him... - Thulsa Doom

    I escaped from Legend of the Red Dragon

    You could be replaced by an infinite number of monkeys

    I'm BUSY! --Hercules

    Fahrvergnügen for President -

    Just sit there and don't disobey me. -- That Dog

    NANI?!?! Usagi's sniffing white-out?! No wonder she acts so ditzy!

    Republicans: Experts at diversionary tactics.

    Data to Picard: No, I do NOT run Windows!

    Kitten: the cute form of pre-stubborness.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, April 26, 2023 01:01:22
    Do all to the glory of God.

    Famous Last Words #72: "That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya"

    Xenobiology was never my forté

    Vini, Vidi, Velcro -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.

    Ura Montana Tech-er if you know 3 or more Anaconda jokes.

    I used to rule my world from a carphone.

    Koliko je trajao 100-godisnji rat?

    Lights... Camera.... Revolution!

    Vultures don't get frequent flier miles. Lawyers DO.

    Cthulhu loves you, with a tossed salad and white wine.

    (A)bort (R)etry (K)ick the friggin thing

    He who slings mud generally loses ground. -- Adlai Stevenson

    Oxymoron: Manson Family values

    "I am the embodiment of modern medicine." - Holodoc

    Don't you step on my blue suede aardvarks!

    Good tea. Nice house. -- Worf

    PUNNY BOOK = How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake.

    Kes bathes on water world while Paris uses nacelles as pontoons.

    Never underestimate the importance of a cheap laugh.

    CAPS LOCK - A tight chin strap for a baseball hat

    Borg! Where? I don't se*(#$#.. NO CARRIER

    Ze French Binary Codé = 11ó111ó111ó11ó1

    vuja de: The feeling that you've *never*, *ever* been in this situation before

    "It's Landru. He's summoning the Body." Reger

    Thatta gun in yer pocket...Hey! That is a gun in your pocke+

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, April 27, 2023 01:01:28
    Now....BUGGER OFF!!

    "I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be Mmmmmm. Donuts."

    Beethoven was so deaf he thought he was a painter

    Learn from ur parents mistakes. use birth control

    * &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Bald tribble

    Hit "CAPS LOCK" to stop screaming in my ear!

    Lifes so ugly that cover girl cant even mae it beautiful!

    XYZZY... Nothing happens.

    Ths tglne savd wth dblspce frm DOS6 & Bil Gats

    Offices opening soon at a Walmart near you !

    Laughter: The shortest distance between two people

    Smoke SPAM in a bong./I did it once, now I wear/blue metal jew'lry

    Cap'n! The twit filters canna take much more o' this!

    Real SysOps try to help the new users; not cut them down

    You don't have to be a rocket scientist to be an aeronautical engineer

    Let's split up -- we can do more damage that way

    Join the Clinton Revolution.. Become a new Socialist

    Oxymoron: mildly psychotic

    Put a cork in it, Flynn! --Ram

    * &lt;- Tribble -*- &lt;- Tribble Hula-Hooping.

    I'd love to but, I'm worried about my vertical hold.

    "I'm no salesman! I'm the chubby Blue Line!"

    QUAKE ■ The Big One hits in '95!

    Metric Lit: The Courtship of Kilometers Standish

    You've _got_ to stop sniffing that glue, @FN@

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, April 28, 2023 01:01:24
    My screen is as blank as a Liberal's mind!

    Read *my* lips: NO TAXES.

    Ummm! Trouble with grammar have I, yes. - Yoda

    We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.

    Ugh! Tastes like catnip - Crow as guy w/girl's cigarette

    A Penny saved is a Penny earned. Ben Franklin

    Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team!

    Those who can do nothing else become administrators.

    Captains Log Stardate 9705.57 Ensign Story beams aboard

    Mummy, Dad fell off the roof! Yes, dear, I saw him pass the window.

    Obviously, crime pays, or there'd be no crime. --G. Gordon Liddy

    James Borg 007 - The Borg Who Loved Me.

    Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true.

    Quack!

    Everybody thought to bring a light wrap - Mike

    Robbie Robertson on dress-up day - Crow T. Robot

    To continue, Press the PANIC key.

    Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it.

    "Ground! That's it, ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?"

    My computer went down on me last night. God, was it good!

    That darned cat! She always did get those words mixed up

    Bad day: Your mother-in-law comes to stay

    Producer's sister? Whats she doing in every scene - Crow

    Join you where? Janeway

    Der letzte mach den Doctor aus!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, April 29, 2023 01:01:22
    What do call a polite technician?

    Consider it done, Boss.--Danny Davids

    "I'm the one, the one you love..." -Van Halen

    &gt;&gt;recipe moved to upper memory&lt;&lt;

    Jana's Law of Love: A dandelion from a lover means more than an&lt;&gt;orchid from a friend

    Janier's an Apathetic Sociopath.. ...she'd kill you if she cared !!

    Just being Pooh-like

    How does a mouse let me move the cursor anywhere I want?

    Oh my god, they've spaced the captives. - Ivanova

    FORD = Found On Road Dead

    "Bother," said Pooh, as Man. United won the league again

    Xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

    Say hello to the nice people, wind demon - Mike

    X SLMR 2.1a X Jesus saves..he passes to Moses..Moses shoots, he SCORES

    I'm MAD! This 386 doesn't spell any better than the XT!

    New Opcode: CHOKE - Compare hot opcode key ending

    Liberals, Please practice birth control

    * &lt;- Tribble # &lt;- Tribble's head exploding

    A Chinese Proverb: Yuck Fou!

    Teleporting Demonic Sorceresses Don't Die!

    Vorlon, tastes just like chicken to me! -Joe-

    Democrats Out The Door in '94

    XVF: eXchange Virtue for Fun

    * &lt;- Tribble `*' &lt;- Andorian Tribble

    Be good to your environment today.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, April 30, 2023 01:01:28
    Well, Maureen, here's ANOTHER fine mess you've gotten me into!

    Quick, I need a recipe, let me snag yours.

    XA: Execute Address field

    Sensors aren't operating. - Dax

    File not found -- what did you do with it?

    Quick! Lean back! It's our only hope - Crow

    She turned me into a NEWT!! A newt? I got better. - M.P

    Quantum mechanics do it nonlocally.

    Hoping that the dogs of cyberspace will allow this.

    My primary provider's on th' blink,

    "Hey you, Whitehouse! Ha ha charade you are" -Floyd

    Let me know if you DIDN'T recieve this message!

    When all else fails, dial 911 and ask for Data.

    Resistance is futile, definitely futile. - Runt of Borg

    I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated

    PUNNY BOOK = Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee.

    Radar, you're talking in our sleep. - Trapper

    Slick Willy: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

    Never Argue With a mule, woman, moderator, sysop, or SEANY-POO

    A Race of super-evolved galactic beings is screwing with us!

    EUGH! There are mice on the table! --Arthur Dent

    SPAM and I ran the/Boston Marathon, but I'm/Tired and SPAM is not

    DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you

    A Batarang is _no_ defense against Odo!

    Deodorant: the lazy man's shower.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, May 01, 2023 01:15:04
    I think I'll go to Mother and complain to her of this.

    PROGRAMMERS do it top down

    Vampire: The Masquerade.

    * &lt;- Tribble xxx=&lt;*&gt;=&lt;*&gt;=&lt;*&gt;==&lt;8)&gt;-&lt; &lt;- Tribbles meet Snake

    MOM! Bart's taking a picture of his butt! - Lisa Simpson

    Teacher is not a leper - Bart Simpson's lines

    Launegayer's Obversation: Asking dumb questions is easier than&lt;&gt;correcting dumb mistakes

    Every time you walk BY a girl, she sighs with relief!

    Poor mans bagpipe - Put cat under arm, pull legs and chew on tail.

    Q: Where did baby dinosaurs come from? A: The staurk brought them

    HEADLINE: MANY ANTIQUES SEEN AT D.A.R. MEETING

    Never light a fart in polyester pants

    Get your noodle wet

    "I need the mantissa of the logarithm," said Tom characteristically.

    Mr. Data. You're circling the room like a buzzard. - Picard.

    * &lt;- Tribble *e How Quayle spells "Tribble"

    ZlWnd two and TURN - Tom as bad actor turns around

    Rush Limbaugh? No Thanks-My Parents Were Married

    Proverbs: Discretion is the better part of valor

    Ohh, Mr. Byron, don't be such a big girl's blouse! -Mrs. Miggins

    Pity the poor fools that defend Clinton's lies.

    Crime has increased steadily with sales of MS-DOS.

    Now look what CRS has done to me!!!

    "&lt;Censored...............&gt;!" E. Haughton Dansforth, 1993

    Little by little fill the kibaba measure. -Swahili proverb

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, May 02, 2023 01:01:26
    Kent, the garden of England (so please keep your dogs out).

    Voodoo Program: Software that should not work.

    Hackers DO IT in two states.

    X-Wives "Cause Of All Ailments"

    Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons

    OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off

    He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

    Zappo Transporter 3000 for sale. Re-assembly required.

    URA Redneck if you OWN a Monster Truck.

    &gt;:-] User is feeling develish

    Zaphod, I trust you as far as I could spit out a rat - Ford Prefect

    Beauty will save the world. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

    * &lt;- Tribble @*@ &lt;- Ferengi Tribble

    Game over, man! - Aliens

    Early to bed - makes you healthy, wealthy and boring.

    He is biting that female! - Lall

    MOM'S HINT #364: Discourage grown kid's from writing a tell-all book.

    Zen and the Art of EchoMail: Be the message... Be the tagline

    Help stop overpopulation. Punch a pregnant women in the guts!

    Oxymoron: Gunboat diplomacy

    Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

    FLW #10: "Uh, my saving throw versus spells?"

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and hit it

    Ti si meni sve, ti mi dajes sve, i kad tebe nema, tesko mi je

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, May 03, 2023 01:01:20
    Feature : BUG with seniority

    WARNING !! === DO NOT SWALLOW RAM CHIPS!

    Zucchini is NOT the name of an ice-smoothing machine!

    Many are educated...few are learned.

    Cats must play with the ribbons when Mom is wrapping Christmas gifts

    Lead me not into Temptation. (I can find it myself, thank you!)

    Ladies & Gentlemen, The Presidents of the United States: Billary Clint

    Rifles never bitch that you cuss too much.

    Clinton has always followed the 10 Commandments...but never caught up

    Desperation is a tender trap, it gets you every time --U2

    Do it underground where it's more fun

    Life begins after tea!

    'What I wanted...meant nothin...you're dancin'...in quicksand'

    Look! Velveeta sticks to the ceiling!

    Book Title: Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer

    Farfignewton: A long way 'til the next cookie.

    Oh no! Not primordial soup for dinner *again*?

    Spock's World, Spock's World, Logical! Excellent!

    Love of money is root of all evil. For details, send $20

    X-files Gillian Anderson is expected to present the cheque

    FORD Figure On Repairs Daily

    Even in death, some people remain in our hearts.

    Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips

    When all else fails, call Bill Gates at home!

    Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselve

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, May 04, 2023 01:01:24
    AAAAA: American Association Against Alliteration Abuse

    Living dead

    Good tagline, dood -- NOT!

    What about us brain-dead slobs?

    Gun collection programs are a good way to get rid of a murder weapon.

    For every action, there is an equal and opposite critism

    Hawaiian Shorts: What a wallet has after a vacation there

    I "do" enjoy children... when cooked properly - W.C.Fields.

    Even better than the real thing -- U2

    Lawyers have got you in their cites!

    URA Redneck if: the primary color of your car is bondo.

    Volume does not break the language barrier

    XT's Suck!

    Be amused. Be very, very mildly amused.

    I know you're omnipotent, but you're still a smeghead. - Lister to Q

    Yo mama's so fat, she went to the beach and sold shade!

    COPS do it with electric rods

    UCLAFOX: on a Woman's 280ZX.

    Virgin, n. - Someone who only has sex once

    Just whisper it in my ear. I won't tell anyone. - Connie (up)Chung

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

    Seskuaplane: Bumps on top.. and underneath.

    What you write comes out of how deeply you live your life.&lt;Metzger&gt;

    No failure is ever final -- nor is any success

    Keep trying. We need to find out more about Christmas Taglines

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, May 05, 2023 01:01:18
    Beware of men who won't be bothered with details...Clinton?

    Racquetball players do it off the wall.

    A little thoughtfulness brings alot of happiness.

    Doobee doobee doo. - F. Sinatra

    Genuine recipe -- don't be fooled by cheap imitations.

    Q ─ What keeps Star Trek going?

    ABORTION CLINIC: You B&lt;&lt;&gt;&gt;&gt; 'Em, we hang 'em!

    TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law

    Jeez! This sketch is getting preachy! -- Crow T. Robot

    Cabnicreep: Closing one kitchen cabinet opens another one

    I'm starting to suspect this is more than a simple shoppers tif

    Join the Marines! Meet exciting new people and kill them!

    Ura Montana Tech-er if the HPER building is pronounced "Hi-per."

    Being genetically altered on cable TV - Mike as J.Perkins

    The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been postponed indefinitely.

    RTFM? As if I didn't have enough to do!

    Zero tolerance / infinite hypocracy

    Pornography: Business of making record albums.

    "Its kinda' like Swan Lake A-Go-Go." -- Joel Robinson

    A Monk, a Clone and a Ferrengi decided to go bowling

    Knee deep in a Freudian quagmire

    Yo Mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

    (wearing Groucho Marx disguise) April fool. - Holly

    Want to know the heart and mind of America? Learn baseball.

    Q - What do you give a seasick elephant? A - Lots of room

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, May 06, 2023 01:01:22
    Satanism is the best religion. Mess up, you go to heaven

    There are just some things you can't hide

    Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

    You're planning on taking us back into the belly of this beast?

    Just wait, the Christmas Chicken may visit YOUR house next!

    Ri Ranna Rooby Rack. Run Raggy!!!

    Nuclear Power Bafflement - By Ken Fusion



    SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type!

    Good friends like you are a gift from God

    Life is a terminal illness. - Don Wallace

    We're the first country to get a coyote into orbit. - Bugs

    ZIPPY does it on his lunch break.

    No 2 snowflakes are exactly alike, however they have a lot in commom

    He forgot to pay his brain bill.

    Que sera, scarlet: What will be, will wear a red letter.

    Xanthielle is only a little dead.

    The large brain, like large government, may not be able to do simple things in a simple way. - Donald O. Hebb

    Love is the morning and the evening star. &lt;Burt Lancaster&gt;

    He caught his head in a mechanical rice picker. Kirk

    Error saving TELLUS. (D)estroy (R)eset (N)uke

    A flashlight is basically a tin can for transporting dead batteries.

    I am not antisocial. I'm just not real friendly.

    Klingon Talkshows include "O'Prah" and "D'nahue"

    A crummy excuse beats no excuse

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, May 07, 2023 01:01:28
    Well, it's Nazi World... but a different Nazi World

    Dad's new girlfriend's name is Smirnoff

    Everything in moderation, including moderation.

    Simon of Borg: Assimilating with diamonds on the souls of my shoes.

    Def: Female: One of the opposing, or unfair, sex

    XWING SUCKS!!!!! WC KICKS!!!

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me....

    Sleazegate and Disk Mangler - What a pair!

    YOUR BOSS IS AN IDIOT. PASS IT ON

    Bailiffs always come to order.

    Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday

    Rush Limbaugh - All booster - no payload.

    Newton's Third Law of Humourdynamics (Conservation of Bad Jokes)

    Got any kids? Get some. That's an order! - Don Schanke

    Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!"

    Say goodnight, @TOFIRST@

    Every one of us shall give account of himself to God. (Rom 14:12)

    Do not provoke me.

    License: UCLAFOX; on a Woman's 280ZX.

    This tagline is irrelevant. Please ignore.

    "I am Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror King Under the Mountain!"

    Vote for abolishment of public display of butt-cracks.

    RADIOACTIVE TAGLINE: if you can read this you're sterile!

    never play games with a girl who knows how to play them better

    Klatu! Varada Nicto! ==== Getum Big Fellow!!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, May 08, 2023 01:07:04
    Well, I found nothing _very_ unusual. - Bashir

    Just who the hell are you? - Soran

    Questions I know the answers to I don't need to ask, right ? - Calvin

    Q:You know what rocks?.......A:Rocks!

    A crystal plate mail will not rust.

    Sunshine Coast DPS - A place where the Ficheing is always great.

    Hey Beavis, he's fallen and he can't get it up!

    Xerox does it again and again and again and

    We are Arsenio of Borg. Resistance makes us go "Hmmmm..."

    LOGIN PROCEEDING. LOGIN PROCEEDING.

    Member of Tribble Eaters Anonymous.

    SENNA: [n] A bad piece of music ... Hurts ears

    I am your freak, and you're mine

    God First, Others Second, Me, well....lemme seeee

    "I came, I saw, she conquered." The original Latin seems to have been

    This is meaningful only to a small select group, Tom added defusingly.

    Mr. Sandman, send me a dream, make her the cutest that I've ever seen.

    Kosher Food: Don't pig out on it.

    What you get when you don't get what you want

    Coochie! Coochie! Coochie! - Crow as guy touches corpse

    Captain Ruth to the rescue!

    Sorry sweetie. I *swear* we'll get groceries next week!

    Maybe I'll experiment tonight

    Be careful how you answer, some folks KNOW

    U.S.Air: Women and Children Always Ejected First, After the Crew

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, May 09, 2023 01:01:26
    Every fool will be meddling. - Proverbs 20:3

    Oh, just look for flying saucers.

    REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They're taking away people's jobs.

    XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

    Barney - what you get when you choke a Smurf?

    Well, it was nice while it lasted. - Yakko

    I thought you were Andorian! Lenz to Bashir

    I believe in the Ferengi enterprise system

    Mea Gulpa, - Aplogy offered after drinking soeone else's coffe

    What is now proved was only once imagined. - William Blake

    Perhaps, you could learn to love... pasta?

    A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon

    You can add that little pricetag to your trophy hunt. McCoy

    Def: Master Baiter: The ultimate in handheld fishing gear.

    Death: Just Say No.

    Do you have anything similar there - I guess it varies by state?

    For shame. His face covered. His eyes red

    Darth Vader? He's dreaded, Jim! -Bones

    Enoch: Still, there must be something special you can do?

    URAT, if your idea of roughing it is a broken replicator.

    URA Redneck if you've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bicycle.

    FRA #010: Greed is eternal

    Night after night, going round and round my brain -Floyd

    To a Genealogist, a relative is everything!

    Countries Where Socialism Is Successful

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, May 10, 2023 01:01:22
    From what I've tasted of desire. --Frost.

    Jesus is coming in 30 minutes or your next pizza free!

    When in Rome...do Windows'VC

    Kitten with a Whip: "Puppy with a nunchuck." Mike

    Man is a fool, always wanting what is not.

    SMD: Spontaneous Memory Dump

    Quick! This is an emergency! Send me all your cookies!

    Halloween: Satan's Christmas

    * &lt;- Tribble *** &lt;- Treble Tribbles

    Ever hopped in the trunk of a Gremlin 'n got your rocks off?

    ROA #22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind. - Rules of Acquisitio

    Quark! &lt;SLAP!&gt; I told you to never talk to me again! -- Natima

    X is an integer

    DOS Chezk version...DOS.CHEK

    Kill him? I've been doing nothing else for an hour!

    Ziggy says there's a 30% chance of rain Tuesday.

    Karma is a wonderful thing. It always collects its due.

    Frohike: So, Mulder? Where's your little partner?

    Become a moderator to up your message total.

    Caution: Stupidity may prove fatal if used excessively

    They've found something to do the work of 5 men--1 woman!

    X - Is there a recipe that starts with X?

    Kids, don't gross me off ... "Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE" can be carried too FAR!

    VENI, VIDI, ROLEX...I came, I saw, - what time it was!

    Just what was I talking about anyway?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, May 11, 2023 01:01:26
    Oxymoron: mildly psychotic

    Objection, your Honor! @F is an idiot!

    X-RAY TECHNICIANS see right through you.

    Kira shouted, "Get away from me! I said grab THE Orbs, not MY orbs!"

    Fortunately my ancestors spawned in another ocean than yours did

    URA Redneck If U ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.

    PUS: PUrge System

    Veni, Vidi, Vulgarity...I came, I saw, I cussed a little

    The question is, how to get the tiger BACK to the jungle. - Calvin

    Elephant: A mouse built to MilSpec

    Clinton excuse #18: "You took that seriously? Har har ha

    Give me something to believe in...&lt;Poison&gt;

    Klingons do not pursue relationships. They conquer them. - Worf

    "I've seen this before. It's a trick. Get an axe." -- Ash

    Matz's Law: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

    Gee that bastard smells. No wonder they call him Pooh. - Chris Robin

    Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of t

    ZIPPY does it on his lunch break.

    "If you cooperate, you'll be out in two." McCoy

    No, we *were* threatening you. Now we're mocking you, bug boy!

    ! Origin: A Byte Of Aloha (1:105/331)

    Def: Reason: Propensitate of prejudice

    What? Did I miss something? Bashir

    Quinn Martin considers this his most personal film - Tom

    DS9 Sniglet #1--obrienate (v.): To curse at a computer.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, May 12, 2023 01:01:20
    * &lt;-- tribble *^* &lt;--- two tribbles holding hands

    Just the taglines, Ma'am

    Eeew, like, I knew I should have made him pay in advance! - Shirley

    Small yappy dogs aren't dogs, they're moving targets

    We hate more passionately than we love.

    FAITH HEALING NETWORK: Killing children in the name of Jesus!

    These things happen. - Sisko

    Zombies aren't dead. They're just "living impaired"

    Visited Sandtiger's lately?? Try to sell your NOTHING :-)=)

    Follow the yellow brick tao

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (N)uke it!!

    Under deadline pressure for the next week!

    Each generation has its sages. We have bumper stickers

    SKIERS do it with poles

    COBOL programmers do it with bugs

    ZORI: A type of sandal.

    Death is when God drops carrier on you.

    Bad luck is being run over by the welcome wagon.

    What does this button do ... &lt;click&gt;

    BILLS stands for: Boy I Love to Lose Superbowls.

    My advise is to get the best and fastest you can afford.

    Democratic National Convention, Clinton: "Act on American devotion".

    Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or help speed the change by breaking them?

    Evil will triumph if good men do nothing

    Marriage: The mourning after the knot before.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, May 13, 2023 01:01:24
    Yo'momma so ugly her nickname is Damn!

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

    Better to do a little well, than a great deal badly. Socrates

    Fighter pilots make movies. Attack pilots make history!

    Zay you're out for a beer

    You see this? This is a box of pudding All.

    Kenobi of Borg: 'Luke, use the assimilator.'

    He stepped into a wormhole and had to go in early. Crow

    Ura Redneck if you buy lard bulk

    Peace is our profession, Annihilation is our Business

    Employee Review: "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

    XID: Exchange Instructions with Data

    Got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone.

    Hey @F, Come escort me to my room --Violet

    Rush is so Right that he's Left.

    I doubt that one's first fisting is to the elbow

    What color is a chameleon in a mirror?

    Caffeine and Nicotine -- The Breakfast of Champions

    "If at first you doubt, doubt again." William Bennett

    Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex

    Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

    "Deal with it, Pink-Boy!" -- Crow T. Robot

    WARNING: The Blue Wave is washing through here. Sink or swim.

    Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, May 14, 2023 01:01:18
    EXPERT - Some unknown drip under pressure.

    Just call me, "Cranium Upta Gluteus Maximus"! K.McDaniels

    That's just your opinion.

    Franklin D. Roosevelt = New Deal ** William B. Clinton = Raw Deal

    Friends Don't Let Friends use Blue Wave!

    Hehehe. too good to pass up

    Feminism is the mother of dementia.

    Old horse doctors never die. They just become veterin veterinarians!

    "Aha! I think we just foiled someone!" -- Mike Nelson

    Yo mama so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass!

    XON XOFF, XON XOFF! Like Karate Kid: Wax on, wax off

    Shakespeare of Borg: Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated

    Real SysOps are always on the brink of divorce.

    URA Redneck if your yard has more appliances than your house.

    Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.

    Off like a bride's nightie.

    Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. -- Mark Twain

    Picard - Riker in 96!!!

    When the igloo is rocking, don't bother knocking!

    Soon you will learn to appreciate me. - Jabba

    I'm not a gynecologist, but I play one at home

    The dime is entirely worthless, it's a fairly efficient screwdriver.

    URA Redneck If Ur Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight.

    Kirk to ENTERPRISE: did you get that FAX I sent you?

    * &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Tribble after a haircut

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, May 15, 2023 01:08:24
    U really are not as stupid as u look

    Go with the Cuerv!

    PC: I mount my horse.

    Go ahead, speak your mind. The silence will be golden!

    Virus related taglines.

    Fisherman's excuse: No food!

    "Booze and jammies don't mix!" -- Mike Nelson

    Change is inevitable ... except from a university's Coca-Cola machine.

    Thieves do it with their hands in your pocket.

    Keep on trucking. - Jimmy Hoffa

    Join the march to save individuality!

    REALITY IS A FIGMENT OF *YOUR* IMAGINATION, LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.

    Silver Xpress!...... Don't Read Mail Without it!

    Radio is a broken TV set.

    DUCK (n): National Bird of Iraq

    Kennedy School of Swimming - automobile required.

    College Insanity: Find apathy a desirable quality in a lover

    &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; tagline cancelled &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;

    You've got a cute shape. -- Mike Nelson

    A bachelor is an unaltared male

    Ura Redneck if your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter

    Hey, don't call my brother a dildo! - Kyle, South Park

    * &lt;- Tribble */ \* &lt;- Tribbles having a swordfight

    Just like I love 'em, short and sweet!

    ERROR:Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN-Eat Logitech mouse?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 01:01:28
    Famous last words #11: No, it's NOT loaded.

    Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Mark Swick is not real.

    A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ kn

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he shot his wad down @FN@'s throat

    MOM'S HINT #229: Do a jigsaw puzzle together.

    Justice is lost, Justice is raped, Justice is gone

    PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a zoom.

    Headline: POLICE WITH TRACKER DOGS HAVE SO FAR FAILED TO FIND A LEAD

    Feel free.. the rest I charge for

    JABBA ─ SOW: Speaking of which

    Well, there's drinking & porno - Crow

    Jumping Off a Cliff: Eugo First

    kittens... on fire!

    ♫♫♫♫ Chipmunks roasting on an open fire... ♫♫♫♫

    ERROR: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?

    Most advice is worth what it coss, nothing!

    C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH

    I'm a damn fool, right? - We didn't say that, Henry. - Trapper

    "Anything free is worth what you pay for it." Heinlein

    My butt's asleep

    What a day! Had to interrupt my nap for a coffee break

    "Bother," said Pooh. "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"

    Confucius Say: Nail on board is not good as screw on bench

    Cisco Kid, he was a friend of mine

    Not in TAG_TALK. Try a better conference, Eric. Thanks!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, May 17, 2023 01:01:24
    X-Tag: Mulder! FBI! Drop the sword, McLeod--I have a few questions

    Now I'll have to THINK some more - Crow as Kathy Ireland

    You're Barney's biggest fan

    HACKERS do it in loops

    "Kids today have seen *everything*!" -- Joel Robinson

    Que sera, species: What will be, might be human(?)

    Programmer's Aerobics: 1-2-3 Abend, 1-2-3 Abend

    Voting is like a porno shop: Pick the dildo that hurts the LEAST!

    Klingon computer prompt: Strike any user when ready.

    Hey, Odo, got any more of that Jello in the fridge? Odo...ODO?!

    Highly unlikely but not outside the realm of extreme possibility.

    Commander Bullitt, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans.

    UPS AND DOWNS What life is full of. Just ask the new bride.

    James A. Lovell Jr., Astronaut (Gemini, Apollo), was an Eagle Scout.

    Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue.

    Everything is possible; just not too probable.

    Zoe, Mother of All Living.

    NET VODKA NET RABOTKA

    "Lawyer Testing" :because some things, even RATS won't do

    Book Title: How to Read a Book: Paige Turner

    MOM (M)ultitasking (O)ffspring (M)anager

    Zen T-Shirt: Enlightenment Available - Enquire Within

    "F-R-I-C-A-S-S-E-E-I-N-G. Uh, D-U-C-K." - Bugs

    URA Redneck If U made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor

    UNIX enhancements aren't

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, May 18, 2023 01:01:28
    Living life on the edge of sanity.

    Law of Gardening: If nobody uses it, there's a reason.

    Doing my part to pi$$ off the Religious Reich!

    A *REAL* dumb blonde? Doesn't get the punchlines to blonde jokes!

    No man is bound for the advice he gives

    I love the one who loves money & work more than Me

    Quick, I see the moderator! Change the subject, FAST!

    Unauthorized fornication with this equipment is forbidden

    Stasis: The ultimate in 'Stay Fresh' technology.

    URA Redneck if you and Your Dad are both in third grade!

    X XXXXXX bga!U bLankeq To Pgeven+ &lt;bugN-!U&gt; XXXXXX X

    KIRK: Nobody listens unless you swear every other word.

    Bad Band Name #316: Chemical Boys

    A BBS needs Qwk like a fish needs a bicycle.

    Sex is like credit. Some get it and some don't

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Tribble on Stilts

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; O come, froggy faithful

    Most excellent

    Lando learned how to play sabacc by listening to Kenny Rogers!

    ZPI: ZaP Immediate

    Captain @L, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage

    Bad Band Name #505: Skinny Puppy

    OXYMORON: 30-day mini-jumbo CD

    Yo'momma so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.

    Do Lutherans worship ways to kill Superman?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, May 19, 2023 01:01:22
    Good examples have twice the value of good advice.

    MY CAR: at least now we know who owns that car

    The only thing that is faithful is a beer... --Cliff and Norm.

    SINGERS do it with microphones

    A moderator's power ends at his echo. A sysop's ends at his board.

    Don't use time or words carelessly

    E=MC^2 -- Very Good Albert, Next Time Show The Working

    BARBARIANS do it with anything

    Boost system speed by 200% - DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.* DELTREE C:\WINDOWS!

    Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.

    Data: You could say I have a magnetic personality

    A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer

    The Evil Adventure is Just Beginning

    No, please, not a red shirt

    Ever pulled a wheelie in front of a police station?

    Hams DO IT with more frequency

    Deaf exp #19: "It says here on the note that you're deaf. Are you deaf?"

    &lt;&lt;Insert inevitable trivial witicism&gt;&gt;

    Old Beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

    We dont know who discovered water, but we are certain it wasn't a fish

    This can't be! @FN@, you're playing the wrong message

    Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor.

    XUXA - A variety program for children and adults

    "I don't want something even better, I want coffee."

    Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason. --Blutarsky

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, May 20, 2023 01:01:26
    God created men because cucumbers can't lift boxes

    This is more intense than a pit bull on crack!

    Die Hard: With Bacon, Hash Browns, and Toast

    The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin*

    A fortune cookie a day is better than a horoscope every week

    Emoticon: $-) Alex P. Keaton

    Classic Capt. Kirk chop. Known as the "Pork" chop -Crow

    Rush Limbaugh is on the side that designed Watergate.

    Victor Borg: Pianos are irrelevant

    * &lt;- Tribble . &lt;- Shaved Tribble

    URA Redneck if your idea of a "gourmet meal" is grits & greens

    CONNECT 300...300!!! #$^# NO CARRIER

    Jimmy Carter: No longer the worst president of the USA.

    Your creator went to a lot of trouble to make you SEEM human.-Bashir

    Tag - YOU's it!

    Egg-Laying Giant Space Hamster.

    VOTE: To choose the lesser of evils

    Guy:Baby chicks are soft & lovable * Crow: And squishable

    Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a Tagline.

    Mmmmm, good ice cube! - Crow

    Security, n. - Freedom from freedom

    "Chief, what's wrong?" Sisko "We're got a new problem, sir." O'Brien

    HTML Computing Technology

    Gary Larson for President

    Bite the bullet and shoot your mouth off.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, May 21, 2023 01:01:22
    %SYSTEM-F-ANARCHISM, The operating system has been overthrown

    More hit points than you can possibly imagine.

    &%#jfksikkkslgpopps.. "Hey, get the cat off the keyboard!"&&'''''25!#$&@E%sfhxv... oops Sorry... no speaka de ASCII

    Ross Perot - knitting with only one needle.

    A fool with a tool ist still a fool

    There seems to be some confusion here. - Mulder

    Well, get unstuck & continue with the briefing. - JLP

    I think I need a Lear Jet - Pink Floyd

    Smith's Law: No real problem has a solution.

    Post-operative - a letter carrier

    One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- Mark Ardis

    Oohhh. Jedi Master. @TOFIRST@. You seek @TOFIRST@

    Zoinks! I sure hope that's just Scooby behind me

    ZIP me, PAK me, Make me compress my bits!!

    God will always be the spiritual focus of the Boy Scouts of America.

    Soldier: Someone who sleeps in the mud but dreams of fresh linen.

    Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity! (RM)

    Never test for an error you don't know how to handle!

    Shut-up, dude, you're being totally immature. - Cartman, South Park

    Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf? - Bashir

    For sincere personal advice, phone your moderator at 3 a.m.

    Redneck Menu Conundrums #1: What wine goes with Moon Pies?

    ERROR: Data Corrupted - (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame Lore?

    &lt;yawn&gt;&lt;enter&gt;

    What is greater than Good? &lt;Caine&gt; Love. &lt;Master Kan&gt;

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, May 22, 2023 01:10:38
    Quiz--Democrats are: 1)Beyond hope 2)Lost 3)Nobody cares

    Karl Marx, your final question, who won the Cup Final in 1949?

    REVO EMAG...what happens when you really screw up!

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate.

    KPLA Klingon Radio : All glory, all the time!

    Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

    Don't even think of putting a Tagline here.

    One of "Them"

    Settle down Orville, you'll wet your pants.

    Virus detected. Ask motherboard for chicken soup? (Y/N)

    Ura Redneck If Ur two-year-old has more teeth than you do.

    Quod erat demonstrandum. [Thus it is proven. For those who wondered WTF QED means.]

    * &lt;--- Tribble \*/ &lt;--- Tribble giving up to mugger

    QUIET! Tagline auditor seriously &lt;g&gt; at work!

    ZfOs dead, Jim. But hell, she was like that in the sack."

    Warp drive is for the Warped, hyperspace is for the Hyper

    Of the 10 deadliest varieties of snake, 7 are in Australia. The other three are in politics...

    Scratch a Conservative, and you scratch a moron.

    Need a Hand? : Paris to Holodoc

    When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often

    Ooooh, I need a dirty woman

    Carefully avoid anything said to be KEWL!!

    Xerox & Wurlitzer merged...now making reproductive organs.

    I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets

    URA Redneck if you think the French Riviera is foreign car.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, May 23, 2023 01:01:20
    "I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You can call me KITT."

    My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier.

    Phone sex? Nah - Ma Bell's a little past Playmate age.

    "Bother!" said Pooh and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.

    &lt;RING&gt;...CONNECT 300...&lt;CLICK!&gt;

    Zoroastrianism sh*t happens half the time

    Commander, I object to that plan. - Data

    Early u go to Bed, early your pant gets wet.

    Tonight's mud wrestling event: MENSA vs. Hee-Haw

    Constable, would you stop doing that?! - Kira

    &lt;L&gt;each files &lt;C&gt;omplain to Sysop &lt;D&gt;rop Carrier

    Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons

    Flee this seething cauldron of angst! -- Mike Nelson

    "If I wasn't talking, I wouldn't know what to say." Chico Resch

    How come only the most sensible people agree with us?

    People don't live or die, people just float.

    !!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH

    Tonight's episode: A Bicycle Built For Death!

    This an example of an endless loop endless loop endless loop endless loop

    Gosh, I bet that dragon bite really smarts! PIC

    Smoke a doobie while driving - leave no turn unstoned.

    Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer!

    Good thing it's not a Pentium doing the formating eh?

    XOH: eXecute no-Op and Hang

    Bart's Blackboard: I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, May 24, 2023 01:01:24
    KIRK: We'll need all the power you can muster, Mister

    Xmas present? Meg Ryan would do nicely... 

    MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds

    Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!&lt;AT

    BBS down because: []Routing []Hardware []Repair []User error []All these

    Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver

    John-O-Rama, The Johninator, John-Man, The Johnmeister

    Q-Tip: When a omnipotent alien gives you advice.

    Off-line mail; make sysops happy

    History chronicles the small portion of the past that was suitable for print

    Zombies aren't dead. They're just "living impaired"

    BOYCOTT Joker.com for censorship

    URA Redneck If U actually know which leaves make good toilet paper

    Care to guess how the fetus would vote on abortion?

    We're gonna need another Timmy. -- Mr. Lizzard

    I have abandoned the follies of youth for those of old age. (Depew)

    Knucklehead Smith makes a sale - Joel

    He's got a leak in his think-tank

    Knowledge is power

    Don't yell at me, Orville Bullitt, I'm not your mother.

    Judge - An Unemployed Lawyer Who Wears a Black Dress.

    Please, God, don't let me screw up. -- Alan Shepard

    May the great galactic kitten bring you perfect bliss

    Zeus was deified, saw Suez.

    When in Rome, do as the snamoR do! - Lister

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, May 25, 2023 01:01:20
    "I read Playboy for the articles." "Yea, right." - Connie Sharlow

    Prisoners! Seize each other! -Hig Hurgenflurst

    Quatrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!

    Q: How do you get a Mexican pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest

    You're so stupid you could trip over a cordless phone!

    Xerox does it again and again and again and

    Where the hell is Steele, Missouri anyway???

    Know what I like about Windows? NOTHING!

    XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!!

    Were from the government. Were here to help ourselves.

    MAW: Make Aggravating Whine

    FIDO lie #18 My point works perfectly!

    A lessa' docto' might've been fooled. Cheeeiit. I, howeva'...- HoloDoc

    Skydiving & Maxwell House coffee...Good to the last drop

    "But that's for later..." -- Dr. Forrester

    Rumrum

    Kansas: Not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here!

    This space accidentally left blank.

    Catch that and sew a button on it!

    X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

    URA Redneck If U quit your job to avoid paying child support.

    Looking through the bent-backed tulips

    Macarthur's Triumph - By V. J. Daye

    Ura Montanan if your dog is your only vacuum cleaner.

    Do dyslexic devils tell each other to go to heaven?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, May 26, 2023 01:01:24
    I will attempt to narrow the field, sir. - Data

    New Porno Film: Dickman and Throbbin'

    Keep cops off welfare...Commit a crime.

    What's so bad about a dog's life ?

    Your mother worries if I eat a hamburger. - General Franklin

    Vampire is an odd name. Mind if we call you Bruce?

    This bytes

    He went on: What comes out of a man makes him unclean. -Mark 7:20

    Rise of the Triad: Null dead state called in Collision

    Jared would rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!

    URA Redneck: If you go to family reunions to meet women!!

    Coca-Cola 50 Million Times a Day - 1955

    A 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock.

    You're not allowing young Mr Sisko in your holosuites I hope! - Odo

    TV Truth: A chop to the neck with the.

    Everyone is entitled to beryone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me

    Vancouver Rain Festival runs January 1 - December 31 this year! :)

    Orville reminds me of London - Always in a fog.

    I try to avoid thinking. It hurts too much. - Rodikins

    Unfortunately, most drunk drivers are still driving.

    ZCFH: Zero Core For the Hell of it

    "His feet are the wrong size for his shoes." -Hig Hurgenflurst.

    Hair of the hare: a wimp's hangover cure?

    X PROGRAMMERS do it with clients and servers.

    Taglines? We don't need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, May 27, 2023 01:01:20
    Oh how I love to lick your creamy center!

    Everyone has those days. &lt;pat, pat&gt; - Anna Steven

    My other computer is a TI99/4a

    X-( User just died.

    Lottery (n) A tax on people who are bad at math.

    The real world is not user-friendly.

    Zymurgy's 7th Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rains, it pours.

    We all live in a Yellow Submarine!!

    Join Starfleet!! Meet interesting people, kill them!!!

    REP: Randomly Execute Programmers

    You stole my tagline, again!

    oxymoron: paid amateur

    You are what you eat. Gimme something rich!

    Volus Horriblus, is your taxanomic nomenenclature an endothermic pest?

    He's not dead, yet, Jim - Bones Python

    Last words: "You mean ... this ... is the last ... torch?"

    Message entered on Cray notebook.

    keep digging...

    There's an intelligence, a malevoence. It's evil. Kirk

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Alien Tribble

    KID.ZIP.. Cute program...No on-line help!

    Vote republican - It's easier than thinking.

    XXXX Don't panic.. it's only a virus XXXX

    No Moderators present, and the flaming began

    URA Redneck If U ever woke up with Red Man in your hair.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, May 28, 2023 01:01:24
    Very funny Ensign Wolff, now beam down my pants!!

    URA Redneck if U consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading

    PUNNY BOOK: Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser.

    Jesus Saves... Gretsky gets the rebound & scores!

    You were told not to feed me after midnight!

    LANGUAGE - (1) What you use to program a computer

    Boldly start in reverse, 'cause that's the genealogy way.

    What, us .BATs? V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V

    * &lt;-- Odo, disguised as a tribble

    Quark! Gimme a Raktajino! THANKS, MORN!

    You have mail, but not for long!

    "Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of

    Promote responsible firearms ownership

    "Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we?" -Milo

    Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

    Yeah, that's it, Milhouse, keep up the chatter. - Apu

    ZD: Zap Directory

    Question authority - continually, diligently, persistently.

    Jimmy Chinese Buffett. -- Joel Robinson

    A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

    Four days older than water.

    Most people are not creatures of reason

    ZAPPA: Tax the churches!!!!!

    God is dead, but 50,000 social workers have risen to take His place.

    URA Redneck If U can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, May 29, 2023 01:11:22
    I threw away my candy bar and I ate the wrapper

    Farfergnookie: Sex in a VW

    See the Great Underground Empire for under 1 zorkmid!

    KFP: Kindle Fire in Printer

    Girls no marry basketball players--dribble before shoot

    Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

    Killer Religious Leopards From Mercury have become born again Christians Says Jerry Springer

    Qmodem keeps appearing on friend's disks

    Confusion: Donald Duck speaking Klingonese.

    Pick one to die, Captain, or I kill them both. - Data

    (C) 1992 All Lefts Reserved

    We really need to get out & hunt some heads! - Mike

    X-rated ST:TNG fiction often involves Data entry

    Blonde like a frying pan? Must get them hot before putting in the meat!

    Kevin Anderson wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)

    A friend helps us remember the important things.

    I don't snag... I reverse-engineer.

    "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right."

    Queen bee--the power behind the drone

    Do not buy stuff you cannot afford unless you really want to.

    BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot

    Mars Probe ERROR: A)bort R)etry T)ell 'em where I am?

    Guitar players do it with heavy fuzz!

    CAR: Cancel Accounts Receivable

    Rush Limborg - "Your opinion is irrelevant."

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, May 30, 2023 01:01:22
    Present to the eye, present to the mind. - Chinese Proverb

    Floridium: Natrium lover.

    Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm?

    Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch

    Have you had your 50,000-lines-read checkup yet?

    Pass the Prozac, please

    Kindly remove your hat, lady. - Rizzo to Klinger

    Eluded the *Enterprise*?!? - Picard

    No cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer

    X-generation: A disarmed generation soon becomes an X-generation

    Queen: We had peace * Mike: And carrots

    Hi, Mr. Rex! I'm Barney!

    Digital communications, it makes my digit hurt.

    RemoteAccess v1.11+

    I just wish I knew what the hell is going on! - Mulder

    Know what I like about Windows98? Not a damn thing

    Ura redneck when you can drink tobacco spit!

    SLEEP: What you do to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.

    A gem is not polished without rubbing

    PTL: Promise Them Lies

    Picard is attacked/has an accident & blood is drawn - 2 drinks!

    A true Gentleman allways lets his lady cum first

    Oh, Speeedo... Sissy

    Very humorous, indeed. Hysterical, in fact. ♦ Data

    Emoticon: :-o Yawn

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, May 31, 2023 01:01:26
    This tagline is only for the living.

    Money is like an arm or leg: use it or lose it. --Henry Ford

    Gee, there must be hundreds of 'em! - Carl Sagan, age 8

    Manic Depressive - A man pressed down to the floor

    BOING! Tickling the phosphors on your screen

    Dear Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Took the dog.

    Once you have their money, you never give it back.

    Karaoke - n. 1. Japanese for "tone deaf white guys who can't sing"

    Zymurgists do it with yeasts.

    Captain @TOLAST@...one harmless little...Tribble?

    Zen and the Art of Procrastination - I'll read it later.

    Cadence: When Everybody Hopes You're Going To Stop, But You Don't

    So -- what was the greatest thing BEFORE canned beer?

    Uh-oh. This isn't good. I've seen good B4 & this isn't it

    BANKERS do it with interest, but pay for early with drawl.

    The Windows folks wrote EDLIN. They can't be *all* bad!

    ZAPPA: Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow

    For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.

    "I am merely a hologram." The Doctor

    How do you know it's summer in Seattle? Rain's warm!

    For god's sake Norm, let the dog have the dip. --Cliff Claven.

    Take off your clothes. - Seven of Nine

    RecipeS needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation.

    URA redneck if a starship is a mallot.

    Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, June 01, 2023 01:01:22
    Fashion Statements Of Alcatrazz Prison

    URA Redneck if the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as front

    Picard! You cheated! I'm impressed! - Q

    Taxula! - And his side kick - ALGORE!!!

    Scotty, I need 5th gear NOW or we're all dead!

    Captain, I sense a commercial coming. Troi

    'your silence will not protect you'

    A gentleman is a man who CAN play the accordian but doesn

    Keep the kitchen clean....eat out tonight!

    Damn it Jim! I'm a programmer; I NEVER READ THE README!

    Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader

    Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames. -Log Lady

    Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats hell out of card games

    Xerox no longer makes originals.

    Remember, this *is* a *motion* picture... -- Crow T. Robot

    My tagline file is too large and I run out of memory

    He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

    Keep Grandma off the streets - legalize bingo.

    Go on, EMOTE! I was RAISED on thought balloons!!

    A Still-Store of Farrah Fawcett's poster - Tom on Crow

    KAPLAH: Klingon for "Have a nice day".

    You really are a complete smeghead, aren't you Dill?!

    A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.

    Don't I know you?

    Chakotay: We are far from the bones of our people

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, June 02, 2023 01:01:26
    Look at the size of those sea monkeys! -- Joel Robinson

    Navy Photo School: Get a bottle of focusing fluid.

    New Borg Movie: Raiders of the Lost Borg.

    Musquirt: Yellow liquid that comes out from the mustard bottle first.

    ZZAPP! Another one bites the dust!

    Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - s.w.

    King's lead hat put the innocence inside her! - Brian Eno

    Reincarnation! I'm coming back rich AND famous!

    Just leave this long-haired country boy alone

    Have your modem call my modem and we'll do freq. &lt;The Jose&gt;

    Zelda had to "liverwurst" years with Hank.

    * &lt;- Tribble ____ &lt;- Tribble meets Ford at 65mph

    Thank you for encouraging my behavior.

    Virus detected: (I)nfect (E)xecute (V)accinate (P)anic

    When all your weapons fail, bite them!

    Up keep is keeping up.

    URA REDNECK WHEN: you made a hot tub with a trolling motor.

    That's what I meant....only different.

    Famous last words: Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this...

    What do you do with a manically depressed Robot?

    Screw housework. I'm gonna MODEM!

    Pitcher's daughter, but you should have seen her curves

    Zentraedi are people too!

    The tagline was stupid, so I deleted it. - Your computer

    Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, June 03, 2023 01:01:20
    A nod's as good as a wink to a blind dog

    HAL 9000- Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Please Dave.

    * &lt;- Tribble $ &lt;- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.

    REDNECK...Any of your children were conceived at a car wash

    Zapped or gassed or put to sleep, at least he won't make one more peep.

    xyzzy -- nothing happens.

    You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly, only sooner than she thought.

    &gt;Will Work For Food&lt; ...Franchises still available!

    Q: Is the Kiev accident anything like Three Mile Island? A: Of course, there's a direct core-relation

    Vashti (Persian): beautiful.

    Riker: Besides, you look good in a dress

    Hasty schizophrenics do things in a lickity split way.

    Searching for the answer, Christ hasn't come

    * &lt;- Tribble &lt;&lt;&lt;*&gt;&gt;&lt;- seaman tribble

    One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many

    DR. SEUSS' Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

    Welcome to Wonderland...Alice!-Freddy Krueger

    "I didn't stick around too long after I came, though."

    Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.

    No mail? Give fido a laxative.

    Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out

    "Eternity never looked so lovely." "You must be Riker."

    Every week is Speed Week!

    Oxymoron: Escort GT - An oxymoron

    Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different. - Skinner

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, June 04, 2023 01:01:24
    Keep up appearances whatever you do. - Charles Dickens

    Zoroastrianism - **** happens half the time.

    Roger Daltry of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.

    Julia Child does it with asparagus and Hollandaise sauce.

    Virgin, n. - Someone who only has sex once

    Yo'momma so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    We should do something with Frank's head & mail it to him. - Hawkeye

    I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!

    When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.

    I'll show you balls! - Dr. Forrester

    I wanna kick this movie in the groin! Crow T. Robot

    Xpress Yourself!

    &lt;KNOCKING&gt; Who is it?-Scully Steven Speilberg!--LOL!!&gt; ... As if *I* didn't have to look it up, myself!! ... And I

    VM systems programmers DO IT with emulated devices

    Confucius Say: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab

    Keep playing with your floppy and you'll go blind

    "Die with honor, O'Brien." Tosk

    RUSSIAN TENNIS SHOES: IVAN ODOR(l)

    Quick! I see a moderator! Change the subject, FAST!

    Don't scare them! - Odo

    Gillfriend: a fish that comes back to you

    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    Just because I can't explain it doesn't mean... they were UFOs" - DS

    Error 1424: Reserved for future errors.

    Rush Limbaugh wants to stop education in favor of incarceration later.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, June 05, 2023 01:13:10
    Life could be so much easier if we could just look at the source code

    Stonehenge was really a prehistoric gay bar

    recipes are like the footnotes to messages.

    You Aren't A Kid Any More When: Your back goes out more than you do

    Ura Redneck If U refer to the fifth grade as 'my senior year.'

    Zebra: the largest size bra

    Please stop picking your nose and reply to this message

    A wolf by any other name is still a slinky

    Def: PORNOGRAPHY: The business of making vinyl recordings

    Zoroastrianism sh*t happens half the time

    Get a new lease on life, do you have the security deposit

    J. William Marriott, Jr., CEO, Marriott Corp., was an Eagle Scout.

    &lt;snicker snort&gt;

    ZAP! That was *not* manual override. -- Data

    Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed. Jong

    Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense

    A lover teaches a wife all her husband kept hidden from her.

    The Whispered Rule: People will believe anything if you whisper it.

    Give the man a cigar -- Amanda

    Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated.

    Reality seems to be a constant intrusion on my dreams!

    What hurts more, Ben, your conscience or your ribs? Sheriff Buck

    You can say this for death and taxes: when you are done with one, you're done with the other

    Press &lt;Z&lt; for a special surprise.........(click)

    "I don't like Mondays." - Bob Geldoff & The Boomtown Rats

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, June 06, 2023 01:01:24
    XYZZY... Nothing happens.

    Now you have the cloaking device, and we have very little. Ruan

    A Tribble is good eating, just remember to singe the fur off first!

    Just the facts, mam

    Ve have vays to make you talk, Orville Bullitt!

    VACATIONERS do it in a leisure way

    Dispatchers like to tell people where to go.

    I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, get me a beer

    Eds Radiator Shop:The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak.

    Vice goes a long way towards making life bearable

    crouching like wrestlers... it seems an athletic kind of malady

    Damn it Jim, she's dead! Now get off her!

    Zaphod is just zith guy, you know ?! -- [NO HOOPIER].

    Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

    Did you here the one about +++ATH NO CARRIER

    "Kill the quarterback..." It's just an expression.

    Foursomes are better - you don't have to wait your turn.

    OS/2 is a great system; & the Gates of Bill won't prevail

    Seed catalog: kernal journal

    Rule #1: Once you have their money, you never give it back.

    Thou shalt not post messages while drunk.

    Klaatu, Barada, Necktie! Oops

    Kids? Me? Yeah. They're in my aquarium. - Janeway

    Emoticon: *:o) Bozo the Clown!

    Rub-a-dub-dub, 3 men in a tub. My! How unsanitary! - S. J. & City Slicke

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, June 07, 2023 01:01:28
    PLEEEASE, just a quick, little peak, she said, slyly

    Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

    ZIP ZIP UNDO ME

    "If you're ahead, shut up and stay there." - Forrest Gump

    Life after death? What kind of a terminate-and-stay-resi

    MOM'S HINT #011: Remember when YOU misbehaved.

    Never wear battery-powered clothing to a formal event

    Easier to denature plutonium than the evil spirit of man

    Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting

    PUS: PUrge System

    Keep up the strugle for truth, they have no idea

    Baby Bop: What Barney does in his time off?

    Darnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician! --McCoy

    There is no such thing as a little garlic.

    FACT: A cat will blink when struck by a hammer.

    You may be redneck if your house warming involves removing the tires.

    Knowledge of our past as history is important and central... - Keto

    Pardon me while I pluck that beam from your eye

    Dress to Oppress - El Presidente

    Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah

    How to identify a British Comedian: Number one, the Python.

    Help!myspacebarwontwork

    &lt;Sssssssssssssssssss&gt;...."Winona ! Please.....not NOW !"

    There is a difference between a tag line and a philosophy

    Going down to Rosedale, take my rider by my side

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, June 08, 2023 01:01:22
    You're destroying a lot of illusions. -- Alan Grant

    Liberals: If it doesn't make sense, call it economics or psychology

    WBIBTW #22. A beer doesn't care when you come

    Klansperson, n. - A racist who is not sexist

    Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey! Shut up and comb your face!

    Zed, it's Maynard. The spider just caught a coupla flies

    Oh gad! Not Troi's mother again! -Entire Crew

    Each TAGLINE contains only ten calories

    God heals, but always someone else wants a fee.

    My God man. We've become a tourist attraction. --Londo.

    David Letterman is great

    Unzip...expand...explode... What kind of pervert is behind this???

    Last words: "What's the duration of this Fly spell?"

    PHILOSOPHERS think they do it

    Name me one gun control law that reduced crime

    Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.

    Escape? I didn't realize I was trapped.

    Best time to kick a man is when he's down. - Mr. Perfect

    You will live to see your grandchildren

    Def: Barometer: Instrument which shows the weather we are having

    Z-MODEM: What you hook up to ze phone.

    Ghostrider, this is Strike, we got two inbound recipes at 0-1-0

    FIDO lie #18 My Sysop enjoys reading all my posts.

    To the depths of the deepest C

    Pornography? I don't even have a pornograph!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, June 09, 2023 01:01:26
    "Don't act dumb..." "I'm NOT acting!!"

    Q IN ART SCHOOL: Tempera! Tempera, Mon Capitaine.

    Do you solemnly swear Mrs. Clinton, put your hand down

    Scratch and Sniff Tagline. Smells like glass, doesn't it?

    X-Windows is a terminal disease.

    Joan of Arc quit smoking in 1431.

    GO HABS GO!!!

    OXYMORON : Bad health

    Oooh I need a dirty woman, I need a dirty girl- Pink Floyd

    "It's the look of impending, full-blown, bull-goose enlightenment."

    LittleRedHairedGirl of Borg: Charlie Brown is irrelevant.

    X XXXXXX bga!U bLankeq To Pgeven+ &lt;bugN-!U&gt; XXXXXX X

    Uh.. that was fully intentional. Really! :) - Dire Wolf

    SMR: Skip on Meaningless Result

    You take it, you big, stupidy, bully butt! -- TV's Frank

    I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.

    "And everything under the sun is in tune...." -Floyd

    The Oo-Ah bird is so-called because it lays square eggs.

    Zero Defects, n.: The result of shutting down a production line

    Now where did I put that rubber doll?

    DPG: Double Precision Guess

    FBI Investigators: Federal Bureau of Investigation investigators

    Good Morning Is An Opinion And Not A Greeting

    Zorro, the gay blade.

    Veni, Vidi, VCR. I came, I saw, I videotaped it.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, June 10, 2023 01:01:20
    What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

    &gt;DING!&lt; Humorous tagline found, initiating theft sequence.

    Kindly relocate to a theological area of eternal flames!

    God now ends his broadcast day

    What does ignorant mean?

    Cthulhu loves you, on a Ritz cracker.

    Oxymoron: wickedly nice

    Vodka + milk of magnesia = Phillips screwdriver

    XMAS NARCISSISTIC::::Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    XPR: eXecute PRogrammer

    Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?

    * &lt;- Tribble *** *** *** &lt;- Tribble drill team.

    Goulet! This guy's a pig...and so are you. Did you program this guy?

    Orange Juice! The Life's Blood of Florida!

    No, Orville, put down that gun!

    Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports cal

    Error: Keybored. Please do something interesting.

    Reality-O-Meter [\....] yep, I thought so

    Kiki's delivery service: Letter bombs to Carl Macek 30% off.

    Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions

    My only regret is, MacLeod, you'll only die once. - Kinkaid

    "I just love Chinese food", said Tom wantonly.

    Just push my food under the door honey, I'm busy!!!

    SMACK activates any Friday

    Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, June 11, 2023 01:01:24
    Lithium! Where is my Lithium?

    A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul, I guess. - Blair

    * &lt;- Tribble **7 &lt;- Secret Agent Tribble

    Quiet, you petroleum based poltroon! - Lawrence Limburger

    Quid Malburg and Plano, consternation turned to elucidation!

    Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.

    We've been giving you a break for years, get back to work

    PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

    Questions I know the answers to I don't need to ask, right ? - Calvin

    We could really...we could really...*BE* in this cave

    Escort GT - An oxymoron

    URA Redneck if your dad walks you to school b/c you're in the same grade

    Well, that's a little graphic for children, wouldn't you say? Garak

    Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors.

    Remington, shaves as close as a blade or we send the boys round

    I'd lecture you on love, little man - Mike to Tom

    * &lt;- Tribble _________ Tribbles after an encounter with a steamroller.

    System error - strike any technical support person to continue

    Ko macka u dzaku, smucam se po mraku

    Navigator: Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap.

    Zima taztes like zhit

    PUNNY BOOK: It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination.

    You can't be serious. You are serious!

    Never fire a laser at a mirror. - Larry Niven

    A REAL test for Duracell Bunny : build an _American_ Space Station

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, June 12, 2023 01:16:32
    We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune

    Que sera, slenderize: What will be, is on a diet.

    Vampires give *killer* hickeys.

    * &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- UHF/VHF Tribble

    Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.

    Q ─ What was the elephant doing on the motorway? A ─ About 5 mph

    Virginity may be a handicap... but no, you may not park there!

    "I'm sorry... I could never beg with a straight face..."

    PROGRAMMERS do it with disks.

    A real friend remembers only the birthday.

    Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu engulfs and devours.

    Hard Drive - Baseball, Golf and Football, oh, Computers.

    For Sale: One slightly bloodstained FORD BRONCO: $1,000,000

    Coming to you via the Blue Wave.

    Oh, no... not the Bajoran chicken chant

    I am not an Opinionated Jerk, but I play one on FidoNet.

    Not all republicans are bad...some are dead!

    A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do better. -Fred Allen

    Klingon Date Central. Life Insurance at Premium Rates.

    Since the left half of the brain controls the right half of the body, only we lefties are in our right minds

    Veiled References: "Low-key" (Socially dysfunctional).

    Keyboard not connected, press to continue

    MOM'S HINT #151: Yes, they need all sixty-four Crayolas.

    Off like...a masochist whore with long fingernails.

    "Dieting Made Easy" By Ann O'Rexic

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, June 13, 2023 01:01:22
    Everyone is gifted, it's just that some open the package sooner

    HQelQp! MQy kQeyboarQd hQaQs bQeeQn tQakeQn oQveQr

    Famous Last Words: Dragon, what dragon?

    "Bridge to Sick Bay: Doctor, can you hear me?" Janeway

    He's dead Jim. You get his phaser, I;ll grab his wallet.

    URA Redneck If U *still* believe that a man who types is a sissy.

    You BET I'm shy! I'm a SHYster lawyer. ─ Groucho Marx

    No, Taglines are for holding your letters up.

    History has to fulfill itself. -- Guinan

    Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work

    You're tyrin' to throw your arms around the world --U2

    XUXA - Created and Developed by Morton Lee Cohen

    URA Redneck Jedi: At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored

    Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.

    Hello ... hello ... is there anyone out there??

    The years that a woman subtracts form her age are not lost. They are added to other women's. - Diane De Poitiers

    Honk if you love Tag Line Xpress version 4.00!

    Nice try Quark, but I know you better than that. -- Dax

    Be kind to your mother-in-law. Babysitters are expensive.

    "Cover your bets... Y'A'L'L'..." "BINGO!" "We have a winner!"

    Don't blame meI didn't do it!

    Expert systems make the same mistakes as you do - only faster

    Lizzie Borden didn't need no stinkin' gun!

    Def: Biography: One of the terrors of death.

    What is mind? No matter! What is matter? Never mind! - Homer S.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, June 14, 2023 01:01:20
    Oxymoron: non-alcoholic beer

    JERUSALEM (Jerusalem-PLO) activates Jul - Dec

    Virgin like balloon One prick, all gone

    Quark to Odo, you still with us? Don't sound TOO disappointed.

    Nobody here but us, and I do adore the view. - Kalas

    A few pages stuck together.

    The boys' restroom smells but the girls' restroom doesn't.

    Veni, Vidi, Vc -- I Came, I Saw, I Got Drafted To Vietnam

    What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease. - Jean Paul Richter

    You can leave the weapons or leave the station. Odo

    Convert or Die!... oh, yeah, that's REAL tolerant

    Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to XMODEM!

    Quarks Used Spaceships - Honest Deals With A Friendly Ferengi Smile

    Yo! Picard raps...

    Xerox & Wurlitzer merged...now making reproductive organs.

    I hate dogs! Hush, and eat what's put in front of you!

    He that lives on hope will die fasting.

    E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage

    Qmodem saved my Life! I used it to download Boyan 5.0!

    LaQuinta-in Spanish means "Right next to Denny's"

    Never assume villainy when mere incompetence suffices.

    Using "literally" with slang terms should reduce your wages if you write for a living.

    Yo' momma's nails is so long they're like Freddy Krugeur's

    Cheap items aren't valuable, and valuable items aren't cheap

    Next: Tribbles Klingon style, on "Yan Can Cook"!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, June 15, 2023 01:01:26
    Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more.

    BiModem is like Madonna, goes both ways and chats!

    * &lt;- Tribble j &lt;- Tribble wearing a condom

    Bill Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT?

    * &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Tribble with a haircut.

    Vegetinting - Taking items from a salad bar to make your plate colorful

    V_o^o_V Cursors! Foiled Again!

    Nothing is more convenient than a good friend.

    Oh, this is the L&M moment - Crow

    A closed mouth says nothing wrong!

    MOM'S HINT #367: Discourage grown kid's from writing a tell-all book

    Zombies aren't dead. They're just "living impaired"

    Een schip op het strand is een baken in zee

    A pleasure I'm.....I'm sure. - Bashir

    Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt? -- Socrates' last words

    Junior, quit playing with your diskettes!!

    "I was staring straight into the shining sun" -Floyd

    I have Cary Grant Karma! The Tick

    Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!

    Bermuda: Must be where the grass grows...it sure ain't here

    Everything needs a little oil now and then

    U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.

    My job is to give you only the tinest of tastes - John De Lancie

    Don't say during sex:"Would you go down on me?"

    Hell is empty, for all the devils are here. - Shakespeare

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, June 16, 2023 01:01:30
    Just for the record, it's B-U-T-L-E-R, not B-O-T-L-E-R. - Jack Butler

    We don't get to live happily ever after. - Duncan MacLeod

    The world will end at midnight, 12:30 in Newfoundland.

    She's hot and arm? Shush, but so are French Devo!

    Pandemonium doesn't reign here... It pours!

    UmI guess it's too late to plead insanity, right? - TEC

    * &lt;-- Tribble % &lt;-- Tribble neighbors.

    Kidfusion - When a mom mumbles off kids names till she ge

    I've changed it to 'Trust Everyone', didn't I tell you? - Mulder

    El la Placido Domingo, ay Carmen Miranda - Crow

    Zen Buddhist Pizza: "Make me one with everything!"

    Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. -- Flaubert

    Error reading drive Z: NOW What?

    Kira! I heard phaser fire! Odo

    Doesn't anyone in this galaxy do anything other than appear on chat shows?

    Ventriloquists do it without moving their lips.

    Sure drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.

    Don't drop that carrier on my.. CLUNK, OWWW!

    Politicians do it without your permission.

    Enema (def.) - not a friend.

    I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!

    "Count me in on the journey, don't expect me to stay" -Floyd

    Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth

    Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the damn thing! -=-

    Goning cheep... Spellling cheker, nver uzded,

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, June 17, 2023 01:01:24
    Ridiculous of Borg: Resistance in futile, you will laugh.

    JABBA - BION: Believe It Or Not

    Muir's Law: When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to the universe

    'Kat Fan!!!!!!!

    Uh huh......"nu -k $USER".. no problem....sure thing

    Que sera, synthetic: What will be, will be artificial.

    Pain is the touchstone of spiritual progress.

    I didnt need a glove to kill your bitch of a mother-Freddy Kruger

    Real sysops know how to spell.

    SeaWorld Concession Stand: Today's Special - Fish Sandwich $1.99

    Pyrotechnicnicians DO IT with a blast.

    Quantum Leap Virus: One day your PC is a laptop, next it's a

    Keep your teen off the phone...Call a BBS

    "Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed the Coke can

    A billion here, a billion there, it's not _real_ money

    You have it floored in neutral.

    * Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover

    He knows not but he knows not he knows not: he is a fool, shun him.

    FUNNY BOOK = Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob

    Klingons need love too! Messy but true!

    Virgin, n. - Someone who only has sex once

    Freedom rings where opinions clash.

    Liberals vote with their hearts, Conservatives vote with their brains.

    My Lost Causes - By Noah Veil

    Put *that* in your tag line and smoke it!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, June 18, 2023 01:01:28
    THAT is an EVIL snicker me man

    Like blue thunder's quotes ;)

    XSP: eXecute Systems Programmer

    I'm a visual aid. I make vision a pleasure.

    Just who do you think you are, Pierce? - Henry Blake

    XRS'ing at &lt;Falcon System&lt;

    Microsoft plays with themselves. - Philippe Kahn

    URA Redneck If Ur wife beats you at arm wrestling

    Sunday, Monday, Happy Days! -- Mike Nelson

    "Danger! Beer Gut!" -- Tom Servo

    No more I love yous

    There are more planes in the ocean than ships in the sky

    You may be redneck if you show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.

    Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

    Foolproof operation. [Translation ─ All parameters are hard coded]

    For Maximum Attention, Just make a MISTAKE

    Get the new FLO-BEE do-it-yourself home sex change kit!

    A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt

    Funny thing... the harder I work, the luckier I get.

    VENI, VIPI, VICI - I came; I'm a very important person; I conquered

    Backup Not Found: A)bort, R)etry, C)ry

    A bachelor is one never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"

    Everywhere you turn, seems like the Kilrathi are there. - Rollins

    Read the docs. If that doesn't work, follow them

    Ferrengi do it economically.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, June 19, 2023 01:15:26
    XID: Exchange Instructions with Data

    Set the hook! Play him! - Tom as girl flirts

    Ura Redneck if You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.

    James Anteater Brown: the aardest varking man in show biz

    The Empath: Ophelia Sadness

    Voice come from cow on wall

    Voice(Lynn_Minmei) = fingernails + Black(board);

    Before you kill a politician, pick his pocket

    Quick! Make a wish! It has a chance to come true.

    Nature lies

    Learn about the Force, @TOFIRST@!

    ZModem.... Big BITS, Nice BAUD, Tight ASCII.

    Does Geordi LaForge undress women with his visor?

    Keyboard error : Please do not press that button again.

    Gee, what's that ticking sound?

    So the bartender lived. Hahaha - the bartender never gets killed

    User Friendly, if you don't use it - its friendly.

    XOR: eXecute OpeRator

    ENEMA.....Someone who is not your friend

    The Nagus wouldn't dream of excluding you, Brother. Rom

    Locked the danged hanger in the car. Lucky I had the keys

    A-HA- You really bought the whole line, didn't you, kid? - Aahz

    Report to Sickbay, Mr @LN@!

    Emoticon: 7:^] Ronald Regan?

    VALLEY-DOS: Delete File? (F)er sure. (N)o way, dude. (H)uh?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, June 20, 2023 01:01:28
    Zebra: 25 sizes larger than an A bra

    Disclaimer: all typos were committed by my evil twin

    Error reading A, B, C, and D. (I'm screwed...)

    PC SPEAK&gt; Boring: Differently interesting.

    Never say "Uh-oh" - always say "Ah, interesting..."

    JOZXYQK - The sound made when you get your sexual organs

    Blonde VS the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch

    Politicaly Correct Planned Abortion..Kill a Protestor.

    * &lt;- Good Tribble * &lt;- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy

    Que sera, scribble: What will be, can't write.

    ZEBRA: A sports-model Horse!!!

    Life is a tragedy when seen in close up, but a comedy in long shot. - Charlie Chaplin

    Xerox & Wurlitzer merged...now making reproductive organs.

    Let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight.

    Lwaxana hit by friendly fire: Worf makes a Woof Goof.

    Line noise provided by Telecom!

    Que sera, surrender: What will be, will give up.

    BartBoard: I am not a 32 year old woman

    Ura Redneck if you give away more free puppies then the Humane Society

    Oh, didn't you know that? I could've sworn that you did

    The most popular labour-saving device today is still a husband with money

    Oxymoron: Only Choice.

    FFFFFFFtt... hold it right there! (Kramer)

    I've spoken to a live psychic;the dead ones are more fun!

    Xibo is evil! In a good way, though

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, June 21, 2023 01:01:22
    Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

    Ward, the Beaver blew up the Dairy Queen again!

    "Bother" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.

    Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves. -- Thomas Carlyle

    My modem is Baroque. Please call Bach later.

    A Fax/Data modem lets a computer see, hear and talk!

    NEWS! Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

    A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is never sure. Proverb

    What do you call those? Flavius Maximus

    URA Redneck if your wading boots double as dress pants

    Hey Bill!If I'm so rich, why am I still working?

    VIRUS ERROR: Windoze found. You're in enough trouble already

    Deleted file CLINTON.SYS... USA program restarted.

    Zenocide: the killing of ancient philosophers.

    No! Not the chocolate-ripple! #*%&&& NO DERRIERE

    Nuclear bombs...may they rust in peace!

    Virgin, n.: An ugly third grader

    To the late night double feature picture show, in the back row

    BEWARE - Tagline Thief Tomasek is in this echo!

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel...Barney's the king of Israel.

    Never review the troops until you know whose troops they are

    You don't need Windows 95 to corrupt a politician

    Old age is not for sissies. (Niven's Law #19)

    Your following me around isn't going to help my paranoia.

    Whats the difference between an idiot and a smoker? Ans. NOTHING!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, June 22, 2023 01:01:26
    ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATPERSON

    MOM'S HINT #190: Volunteer for class trips.

    Bad Band Name #305: The Well Hungarians

    * &lt;- Tribble *10010110 &lt;- Tribbles & Bits

    Caution! - Bug squashing in progress.

    Washington: it ain't YOUR money! - Rush Limbaugh

    "Knowledge is the raw material which experience converts into wisdom."

    VDP: Violate Design Parameters

    IFR: I follow roadsigns

    Condom Nickname: hog holster

    OSCAR birds don't have feathers!

    XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification

    Simpler to beg forgiveness than ask permission!

    LISP hackers do it with rplacd.

    You do know that I'm a Real Vampire right??? "D"

    Evil dwells in moist places

    Quick! Close Mind before Useful Information can get in

    CAMFU = Computer Addicts Foster Modem Usage

    (%%%) Baseball smiley(((( ( ( ((((( IN STEREO )))) ) ) )))

    I was swimming in the haze now i crawl on the ground -- NIN

    Keep Grandma off the streets - legalize bingo.

    Press &lt;F something or other&gt; to continue

    "How are you going to pay for that" -- Rimmer

    "Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow." - Spock

    URA Redneck if you own 15 roosters, but no hens.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, June 23, 2023 01:01:28
    We are all made of star dust

    Only the dumb envy the talkative. &lt;Gibran&gt;

    BattleCrab BattleCrab BattleCrab BattleCrab BattleCrab BattleCrab :)

    Healthy Choice: 1/2 the fat and none of the taste.

    A man's best friend is his BBS

    Dying is easy; it's living that scares me.--Annie Lennox

    Sarek understands my reason. Spock

    "I thought a king can do whatever he wants!" --Simba

    He who laughs first hasn't been told the terrible truth

    Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire!

    Eye Con: (n) Person able to make direct visual contact while lying.

    OK, Leah @TOLAST@, let's see your Tagline hunting permit!

    * &lt;- After hair club for Tribbles . &lt;- Before hair club.

    Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions

    We're old enough to smell bad. - Butt-Head

    Voyager: to boldly go where EVERYONE has been before.

    !Wh!o wa!lked ac!ross my! t!agline! w!ith mu!dd!y !feet?!

    Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not after me

    Just say "NO!" to the New World Order, and shout "YES!" to Jesus!!

    Cannot access COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!!!

    Firmware: Software with permanent bugs hardwired into it

    They say you never see the snack with your name on it. -- Crow

    He's that most dangerous of creatures: a clever sheep. ─ M. Python

    Have you hugged your fire lizard today?

    Understandable this place is. Then we get visitors

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, June 24, 2023 01:01:20
    Bad news on the doorstep, molds, and with a starship?

    Headlines: DR. RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS

    Get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!

    Zathras ask if anyone out there? -- Zathras

    JKB said! My Cat goes "Cat-Blanche"--it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"

    JAMAICAN BOBSLEDDERS do it poorly, but they make movies about it anyway.

    Blablablablablablablablablablabla

    Confucius say: Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting image of father.

    Tell Mericus I'd like to see him. - Kirk

    XT5000 Ramjet Super-Configured Ltd. Edition -Tom on robot

    Q, my only regret is dying and finding YOU here. Picard

    A leading authority is someone who guessed correctly

    Rush Lio Board

    Oh, yes. We'll put him to sleepPERMANENTLY!- Freddy Krueger

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large heavy object?

    Maybe this is titilating to some of the lower animals. -- Nelson

    Love of money is the root of all evil. --Proverbs

    Romulans: Give 'em an inch and they'll take the whole yardstick

    Vindows uber Alles! - Adolf Gates

    * &lt;-- Tribble * &lt;-- Tribble beaming up

    Jeez, you start havin' fun, they send in the lawyers!t

    Well you're bigger, tougher, meaner, rougher

    Quark's Rule #286: When Morn leaves, it's all over.

    Just in. UFO takes @TO@... More after the orgy

    Onko Internetin j{lkeist{ el{m{{?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, June 25, 2023 01:01:24
    ZIP ads are lame Lame LAME! - Far Out - Sysop of RSC

    She's gettin' even, I'm gettin' odd

    URA Redneck if when you kissed your bride your John Deere cap fell off.

    Let the people call me naive, I believe

    DEBUG: raid used to spray keyboards

    You've never seen the hand of God before?!

    Hangin in, Hangin out, and Hangin on

    You're dead, this is the afterlife -- and I'm God. - Q

    Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.

    Volume in drive C: is TOO LOUD!

    OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.

    'Or was it unlock the safe *then* swim to the surface?' - H. Houdini

    Just an amoeba in the Petri dish of life.

    PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce

    Leaves are falling all around, it's time I was on my way -Zep

    Vince Arenas AVLC^2 * E-Mail to: vinceavl@bcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us

    (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew things up real good.

    ERROR #6060: TagLines aren't funny. Operator taken out back and shot

    Old musicians never die. They just decompose!

    Go for younger men. You might as well-- they never mature anyway

    Smoking these Taglines could be hazardous to your health

    Thinking outside the box.

    URA Redneck if you prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.

    Jim watches in amazement as Spock's ears sprout broccoli.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, June 26, 2023 01:08:50
    Help! I'm an abused tagline - need a new user immediately.

    ZfOg "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

    Zaphod Beeblebrox, this is a very large drink

    A Kat is easier to train than a man

    Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok! -Czech Christmas

    A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows. -- O'Henry

    Unsafe toys for Cmas: Ooh- You're Blue!, the Hold-Your-Breath Game

    Rule of Aquisition #7: Keep your ears open

    AD&D Error: Keeping your magical items within reach of children

    Jedi to hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything"

    Virtue would go far if vanity did not keep it company. -- La Rochefoucauld

    CyberDweeb...Redundant name for a programmer.

    Be warned, you are being watched by the Tal Shiar!

    No, *I* am stuck here with *you*

    A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

    "Many years ago, I climbed the mountains, even though it is forbidden."

    X minus 6 weeks and counting.

    I get warm all over when you get close to me.

    Kamikaze Paranomasiac each pun a killer

    Jimi Hendrix rules!!!

    Meteorologists DO IT unpredictably.

    ZS Here's a couple of Tribble tags I just thought of:

    Bad Advertising: Kennedy Bulletproof Vests.

    Clay, it's for you - Frank on phone call

    fOO |i++lE $Ex aIIEcf$ YOUr EyE$ig++f....

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, June 27, 2023 01:01:22
    Just in. UFO takes @TOLAST@... More after the Hockey game

    Zinc: Where you wash your face.

    One of the things we can do to help the poor is not to become one of them

    VIKING.COM corrupt: (R)ape (L)oot (P)illage

    * &lt;- Tribble @U*++------o &lt;- Top Fuel Class Tribble

    You may be redneck if your father refers to you as "Bubba, Jr."

    Embarras de brichesses: unzipped.

    OOCH! OUCH! OW! Crack vials underfoot! - Outland

    PUNNY BOOK = Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria.

    (Q) What's up? (A) I think it's a direction.

    Gonna go buy some more vermicelli - Mike

    Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping messages?

    Q: What does it say at the top of a Polish ladder? A: "STOP"

    Kitty, give me that mou...&lt;slurp&gt;....nevermind!!!

    Quietly Consume Excrement and Cease to Exist, Please.

    SHORTEST BOOK: What To Do With Finger Paints

    FORD FANATIC!!

    VW drivers pick up hitch-hikers to atone for the sins of the Third Reich!

    Virtual reality is not virtually real!

    JKB said! Sea Cats prefer "Cat-Amarans"--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"

    Zip up, Dick. -- Harley Stone

    Shhhh! The Canadiens game is on!

    Jesus Saves, but with Hasek in net, He's trade bait.

    You're under arrest for possession of a stolen tagline!

    Messages by professional don't try this at home

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, June 28, 2023 01:01:26
    Our world: A 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt

    ZAPPA: Tax the churches!!!!!

    Vivian Tse said "OJ and Barney" While Staring amazedily at SPAM!

    Fate had tried to conceal him by naming him Williams.

    Zaphod Beeblebrox in `96! Two heads are better than one!

    Yo'momma so fat when she steps on a scale it read one at a time, please.

    Liberalism - society's version of a computer virus.

    Ze human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill. Even with a chainsaw.

    Ever dreamed that you were awake... And were TIRED the next day?

    "Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows'95

    WYSLRN: What You See Looks Really Neat [describes the Andrew ez editor]

    We need more unemployed politicians.

    You'd be good on Televisionthen I could turn you off.

    We need perfection in our lives We need *perfect* Taglines!

    No - I have not grown roots into this chair!

    Your time has run out!, Insert coin to continue

    You're a NetHack addict if... You're running out of names for your pet.

    $5.00 rebate on your next tagline purchase.

    Just in. UFO takes Orville... More after the League game.

    Life with pets is never dull.

    Power (L)user!

    Law of Combat: Try to look unimportant D the enemy may be low on ammo

    This is Fonzie of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated... heyyyyy! Whoooaaaa!!!!

    Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.

    Hey, Beavis and Butt-head, I'm NOT laughing.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, June 29, 2023 01:01:20
    You march to the beat of a different drum.

    Captain's Log: stardate... um, does anyone know the date?

    Just fill out one simple form to win an IRS Audit!

    Life without caffeine is stimulating enough. -- Sanka Ad

    oh my beautiful liar oh my precious whore

    I gotta get my life some writers. - Calvin

    Maybe you two could settle this another time! - Kira

    Fantasies are dreams from the heart.

    You're at Witt's End

    Help me, I'm stuck in here! - A Tagline

    Hick's sign - a mark placed on someone from the hicks

    Oh, I suck! - Homer

    EXCLUSIVE! - Polish Scientists have spanked someone elses monkey

    Book Title: Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett

    Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.

    Get in WAR with the people of HARDCORE

    Oh sure! Bu

    NOW, dammit, you'll tell me the truth AND pronounce the letter 'O'!!

    Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

    OLD PACIFISTS never die, they just go to peaces.

    Do not hurt or kill any life unless absolutely necessary.

    XEROX never comes up with something original

    Terrifying sysadmin comment: "My leave starts tomorrow."

    Kira: "I feel I owe you an apolgy." Sisko: "For attempted mutiny?"

    Ever notice...garbage weighs more than groceries?

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, June 30, 2023 01:01:24
    FIDO lie #07 I've won debates in both GUNS and ANIMAL_RIGHTS.

    Life is but a dream.

    Oklhoma, we messed up the name, just like everything else in the state.

    Now, just lay across my lap...my little redheaded sex pot!!

    Hopp in de Kopp und du fühlst dich topp!

    Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; We three kings of porridge and tar

    Yes, son. There was a time when people read their mail on-line

    XMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!

    The sun is ris, the sun is set, and here I is in Florida yet.

    WHOA!!!! BITTER BEER FACE!!! :P

    Oh - I see you brought some friends. - Butt-Head

    Zi Dingir Kia Kanpa!

    Tagline theft successful. Use immediately? Y/N

    The world is divided between victims and predators and you have to defend yourself against both

    Boggs: I'd a known you lied

    "Bother!" said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.

    JABBA - OIC: Oh, I see

    Error: BASEBALL.BAT caused a fault in module WINDOW

    Q: "How plead you?" Wayne and Garth: "We're not worthy!"

    Even if I deny it, no one will believe me!

    Next time you wave use all your fingers

    What the heck is he saying?! - Crow on garbled dialogue

    Pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.

    XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!! 08 May 95

    I am a great believer in luck - the harder I work, the more I have of it

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, July 01, 2023 01:01:18
    Like the view? It's all yours for a small price

    Bill and Ted meet Wayne and Garth... EXCELLENT! NOT!

    Learn 3 clean jokes. - H. Jackson Brown Jr

    Q to Picard: Morning darling! [They are both in bed.]

    A man who hates cats and children can't be all bad

    Bash her?! No, I said Bashir! Stop hitting Jadzia!

    Unlucky: Your fairy godmother says that the ball was last night.

    Xyzzy -- nothing happens

    Oxymoron: nuclear safety

    I'm gonna track my husband. He left without my permission

    Be bold in what you stand for and careful who you fall for.

    US non sequitur society--we don't make sense, but we sure like pizza.

    Borger King: Have it our way, your way is irrevelant

    Veni, Vidi, Vilify: I Came, I Saw, I Cursed

    Lie: The program is bug free.

    Quarantine: Traditional four-masted plague ship.

    SEX, the breakfast of champions !

    N-O-I-S-E The Conservative Voice -

    Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber. -- Duck Trek

    Humans with a Vulcan! You're from the future! Gary Seven

    Pentium slogan: It's a feature, not a bug.

    BENJI!! Don't play in traffic!! *bark*bar#$#$@ NO TERRIER

    Virginity: A curable congenital defect

    & &lt;:======= -Snake stalking ampersand

    Please change your programs accordingly

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, July 02, 2023 01:01:22
    Unable to spell "vomitus", @FN@ swallowed his pride

    Slave screams, he has something to say - NIN

    A man must break his back to earn his day of leisure

    URA Redneck If Ur will states all your posessions be sold at auction.

    Marge Robbins is to moderators what mosquitos are to campers

    We've got a dangerous child running this country. - Rush Limbaugh

    Oxymoron: vacant dwelling

    You know, in this light you remind me a lot of my second wife's daughter

    Kira: Mr Armstrong wwill you sstop polishing mmmy commbadge?!

    LOSER in the echos!

    A fly on my pizza?! - Um, actually, it's an olive fragment.

    Kira just needs a good hug. Then again, maybe not.

    ZS Here's a couple of Tribble tags I just thought of:

    Useless Invention: Digital computer.

    Just when you think you can relax... there's Fra Angelico

    Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.

    Quit laughing. I'm trying to humiliate you - Crow

    We dare defend out rights.

    XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

    Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. (Charles Dickens)

    Bad DM: You're rolling *10D20* for random encounters!?

    dicot weeds: Curly Dock, Dandelion, Coast Dandelion, Dichondra

    One cannot go against the will of God. Paul Muad'dib

    Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Marriage and Magic

    I survived torture. I'm ready to date Lwaxana. - Picard

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, July 03, 2023 01:10:08
    Relax! We're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you

    My life has become one big GEDCOM!!!

    Law of the Yukon: Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery

    Don't leave in a huff. Make it a minute and a huff. - Groucho Marx

    Keep the slimy side down.

    Yo'momma so old she be older than the wood her peg-leg was made out of.

    Waddya mean FIRED?!

    The Unfinished Tagl

    E. coli Happens

    Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!

    We are being invaded by an exceptionally strong power probe. - Spock

    The computer simulator was more orderly @ Worf

    Kirby's Comment on Committee: A committee is the only life form&lt;&gt;with 12 stomachs and no brain

    Newspaper taxis appear at the shore waiting to take you away. -Beatles

    Free dog, raised with chicken, ducks and children, all of which enjoys.

    Rick knows *things* about *stuff*!!

    Gave myself a hot foot - Mike after hazing himself

    "I like ragged margins," said Tom without justification.

    Y bother with games that aren't worth the CD they are on!!

    "Hw's Sarek?" Kirk

    Don't tell me. Tuesday. Kirk

    Look for the ridiculous in everything and you'll find it

    "Flyin' back from Lubbock I saw Jesus on the plane..." - Don Henley

    Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

    Lawyer = an individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession,

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, July 04, 2023 01:01:20
    What's wrong with a waiting period before you publish a newspaper, while the government checks the facts?

    Economy isn't in a recession, it's "growth-challenged"

    Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered

    Fashion Faux Pas -- Ankle bracelets AND corn pads

    Three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, & Press Releases

    His act warrents death. Spock-2 re Chekov-2

    URA Redneck If Ur mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos

    A cartrated hog says, ruint, ruint, ruint!

    How's that thought for you?

    Veni, Vidi, Vice-versa...I came, I saw, I saw, I came

    Hint for Mom: Point out that your granddaughter has your eyes

    The sand is like a razor/Slashing at my face... ♫ Utopia's "Caravan" ♫

    Maybe it went with the cup and spoon...:)

    You know it's serious, when the walls want to be "close to you"

    Kwyjibo..a big ♀dumb balding North American ape..with no chin.. - Bart

    Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!

    * &lt;-- Tribble -*- &lt;-- Flying Tribble

    MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs

    One shaft of light that shows the way, No mortal man can win this day. - Queen

    Hehehehehe.2400 bps sucks! Huh Ahuhhuhhuh - V.Bis and Baudhead

    XGA users, it's time to upgrade.

    Clinton had a reality check. It bounced.

    &lt;|-) User is Chinese

    Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard

    Liberalism -- society's version of a computer virus.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, July 05, 2023 01:01:24
    You are a computer nerd if you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers

    "Has anyone figured out who's invading us?"

    Error - REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y,N)

    The only good feminizt is terminally inconvenienced

    Liberals are a Labour-saving device

    So close to finding freedom, then the guard calls my name

    Garlic? Mama mia! Have you got the wrong vampire!

    Kayaker Motto: I surf, therefore I am

    Q shows up in something other than a captain's uniform - 3 drinks!

    Don't eat for say, 2 or 3 weeks, Get stoned & go to the supermarket

    A Bachelor is a man who: is allergic to wedding cakes

    Difference between a virus and Windows: A virus never fails

    U'NI-net Host sysop@ledge.com

    Just leave this long-haired country boy alone

    Que sera, saccharin: What will be, will cause cancer.

    Daaaaaaavvvvveeeeee....2001's Hal, using Windows 3.1

    Error Opening CLINTON.LIE - Run LIMBAUGH.BAT To Correct.

    How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless hound.

    Scrupulous accuracy about such a small amount is a sign of vain conceit than love of truth. -- Ptolemaus Ptolemy

    Zippy the Pinhead in '96! "Am I elected yet?"

    Good memories are what your heart carries in its pockets.

    Zippy the Wonder Falcon (Zephyr Falcon)

    Kids are gonna do it. Let's help them shoot safely!

    Zathras no good a typing on normal keyboard, need bent one at home as well

    XXXX Don't panic.. it's only a virus XXXX

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, July 06, 2023 01:01:20
    "Heisenberg may have slept here"

    Men rattle their chains to show that they are free

    Murphy's Law of Sex #21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- then on S

    Unix is not only dead, it's starting to smell bad. - Rob Pike

    No intelligent life here, Scotty - beam me up!

    Lucy in the Sky with Taglines....Lucy in the Sky

    You can have a funeral any old time. -- Albert Rosenfeld

    GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR!

    Forty-two? Seven and a half million years and all you can come up with is forty-two?!

    Flowers are red, and green leaves are green... - Harry Chapin

    Danger, Brandon Wolgast! Off-topic messages! Danger!

    Dinner to bug. - O'Brien to Kira.

    QOTD: Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing

    "Being cold is what keeps me alive." - 007 (Golden Eye)

    Pain is inevitable. Misery, however, is an option.

    Juxtaposition of gender and an amphibian briefcase is funny? - Data

    Ve iz too soon old, undt too late schmart!

    Just one of the boys with an IQ of 2005 - Q

    VGA Planets: "The old trick to use the same Fcode your enemy forgot"

    A)bort S)elf destruct R)etry L)oad Gun F)ail

    "Its swell for tearing up fragile ecosystems! Watch!" -- Joel

    What? I'm missing "Grace Under Fire"! #@%&*@* NO CARRIER

    XXXXXXXX ++appy ++olidays XXXXXXXX

    I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me!

    "I'm having trouble navigating." T'Jon

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, July 07, 2023 01:01:24
    I think that ALL Moderators should be Shot at Dawn!

    Oh, don't be ridiculous! -- Tom Servo

    My great dream is that I've won all the beauty contests in the world and all the people I don't like are forced to build me a castle in France

    XXX-Rated Tagline...Press Ctrl-Alt-Del to see!

    Q: Amanda is WHAT?!

    Jury:Group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer

    JABBER - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!

    I ain't going out like dat

    Yes Dear!! I'll be done after the next meg worth of personal messages.

    User: The hardest-to-setup PC peripheral you can buy

    Hut one! Hut two! Hut three! Help? (NYJ Quarterback call)

    * &lt;- Tribble & &lt;- Tribble.ZOO

    OPPORTUNITY, n. A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

    Def: Explorer: A hobo with experience.

    They'll be no Tribble at all!

    Yo'momma so old she still owes Moses a quarter!

    Very well then... prepare to die. :) - Dire Wolf

    Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die. - Isaiah 22:13

    Geco's got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.

    R/O, R/O, R/O your boat gently down the bitstream.

    Famous Last Words #38: "I pay my taxes in copper pieces"

    Zmodem: Big BITS, nice BAUD, and a tight ASCII.

    SC: Shred Cards

    "He's marvelous!" "He's wonderful!" "He's Fred."

    QBDH: Quit and Become a DeadHead

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Saturday, July 08, 2023 01:01:28
    Qfront - It's Not Just For Mailruns Anymore

    Well, Top, you're the only one still wasting good air.

    Can anybody think of a good Tagline I can steal?

    Heterosexuality is overpopulating the world

    Let the guilty pay, it's Independence Day!

    To err is humor

    X-rated tagline, press Ctrl-Alt-Del to see

    Q-Blue: the first offline reader worthy of the Amiga.

    Virginia is for lovers, but Pensylvania has INTERCOURSE!

    Palindrome - Lepers repel.

    Sailors. Men locked up in floating steel boxes.

    Finland because he doesn't wear pants

    "Bother", said Pooh, as a Batarang hit him in the head

    What's this? `Pantless Mototcycle Repair'? -- Crow

    Not tonight dear. Why do you think I bought you that damned modem?

    C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL C:AMIGADOS/REALLY_MULTITASK/BLOW_WINDOWS_AWAY

    XXXXXXXXX >>Taglines, Anyone??<< XXXXXXXX

    The experiments bite. -- Crow T. Robot

    Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter

    Kidnapped - By Caesar Quick

    PENTIUM SLOGAN: Why Do You Think It's Called *Floating* Point?

    Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

    Programming halted! Star Trek's on!

    Put nail here [+] for new monitor

    I never read any of those books. Kira

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Sunday, July 09, 2023 01:01:22
    GALILEO: Nevertheless, I still move.

    Ur momma so fat, she cums from both sides of the family!!!!!

    ZPDUDA: Zippity doo dah

    my disease my infection i am so impure

    MALTESE AMOEBA activates Mar 15th

    Oh, bother, said Winnie the Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.

    Un clavier KGB n'a pas de touche &lt;ESC&lt;

    Never argue with a fool, a passerby can't tell you apart.

    I can only trust you, And they've taken you away from me-FM to DS

    Lawyer jokes: Lawyers don't like them, no-one else thinks they're joke

    A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally. - Sir Peter Ustinov

    Dragon: Creature uncomfort.

    Q: What's black & white and comes in a small can? A: Mic

    Hi! I brought your new script pages -Tom as guy drives up

    Help make the world a happier place, torture Barney to death.

    Zero K memory.

    The Empath - By Ophelia Sadness

    VANNA WHITE - _. _. _

    "Excuse me. What does God need with a starship?" - Kirk

    Press any key... But I don't have an 'any' key??

    Quick! Change your password! The Sysop's hacked your account!

    Kirk: "It's Ensign Pencil!" Bones: "He's Lead, Jim!."

    (a)bort, (r)etry, (c)all for help

    "Definitely a Rebel Deep Diving lure for early spring" -- Crow

    VOLCANIC ERUPTION : New Zealand duck hunting method.

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Monday, July 10, 2023 01:10:08
    My Boring Career - By A. Driller

    There are lies, damn lies and statistics. -- Samuel Clemens

    Def: PEDOPHILE: Someone who collects pedos

    * &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Fat Tribble O &lt;- Really Fat Tribble

    You know you're a Redneck if you call your father, 'Uncle Dad'.

    Exciting Things To Do In Worcester

    Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

    kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded. -- The BOFH excuse server

    ERROR #4444: FLOPPYS NOT RESPONDING: FORMAT THOSE HARD DRIVES INSTEAD?

    Beware, Pink Boys, the frop in the Pipe of Bob!

    Purple haze, all in my brain - Hendrix

    I've seen the pain, the hate, and death without a reason.

    My other vehicle is the Death Star

    REALITY.SYS Corrupt: Reboot Universe (y/N)?

    VAGRANTS do it everywhere.

    * &lt;-- Tribble * &lt;-- McTribble sandwich

    REFORM: Recycled Former Members (Tories).

    Ura Montanan if yer truck has every color offered for that model year.

    Honesty, n. - The fear of being caught

    Kiss a Klingon today !

    Headline: Sun to Darken Much of America

    Famous Last Words: I take the wizard's wand, and snap it in two

    "*I'm* not the one who fell under the spell of Zor..." -The Regent

    To learn new words, phone your moderator at 3 a.m.

    Quod Sic Et Cetera Pluribus Per Annum -The Pope to Clinton -D. Barry

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Tuesday, July 11, 2023 01:01:20
    Do you say you will fight me, Maab? Akaar

    User error, the universal bug

    URA Redneck If U want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."

    You're only young once, but immature forever

    Tagline Gene Sequenced! ....AGTAGTAGTAGTAGTAGTA

    Ooh. Cooshy! - Homer

    Kagel's Conclusion: Anything adjustable sooner or later needs adjusting.

    History never repeats itself. - Larry Niven

    Rule the earth

    VIDEO NASTY ATE MY PASTY

    "Is there anything you're not an expert on, 007?" - M (Goldfinger)

    Geordi, are you in pain? - Troi

    Bad lib: something you regretted saying on the spur of the moment.

    Dear John Hinckley: Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster. - R. Reagan

    Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin!

    :-P Nyahhhh!

    every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun. ─P. Henry

    Oh, come now... there's *always* room for Odo!

    XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

    Remember that time is money. - Franklin

    Powerless over alcohol, our wives had become unmanageable

    Book Title: The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp

    Want to fill me in on where my brain is???

    Go 'way! You're bothering me!

    found -=Use Real Operating System=-

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Wednesday, July 12, 2023 01:01:24
    So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God. (Rom 8:8)

    You returned a warrior

    Out of Taglines, here's a rain check.

    Our Mission: To Boldly stay home and read mail off line.

    God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given us, on this side of the grave. - Francis Bacon

    Hep me Rhonda, hep hep me Rhonda (Redneck Version)

    This thing is slowly taking me apart

    No one can hear when you're Screaming in Digital!

    This is Mister... This is Gath. Janeway

    Zapata - started as a mexican revolutionary, ends up as mustache !

    Oh no, I'll die if I miss 'Scooby-Doo'! - Neil, Young Ones

    Kamek-Mako Industries does not take responsibility for insanity cause by

    Kamin, can you answer me? Eline

    Clinton - All hope abandon, ye who voted for a Communist

    Mary had a little lamb; it was delicious.

    Vince McMahon of Borg: "1..2..He's assimil.. No, kickout!"

    Golfers hit their balls with shafts.

    You really are a complete smeghead, aren't you Dill?!

    I know how the game works. - Kira

    XXXXXXXXXX Better Tagines Through Assimilation XXXXXXXXXX

    Get it ? I'm Barb Wire

    Santa Clarita, CA 91350

    Confucius Say: A nudist fears no pickpocket

    Terrifying sysadmin comment: "Ooohh, lovely, it runs SVR4."

    Everything about this seems wrong. - Picard

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Thursday, July 13, 2023 01:01:18
    One if by LAN, two if by C. - Paul Revere, as told by John Karwoski

    Dragons and Drakes and Wurms, oh my!!

    Grows on you, doesn't it? Almost creepy. &lt;grin&gt; - Anna Steven

    Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted.

    Old age: You stop looking forward to your next birthday.

    Combiloops - The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a combination lock

    Round up the usual suspects!

    Cinderella DOS: "Mouse driver not found - pumpkin halted

    Cling tightly to your ethics...up til you hear your price

    ACADEMY(n): modern school where football is taught

    When life hands you lemons, buy an Uzi.

    You're a Redneck If Ur porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.

    Jumbo shrimp? Let us examine this concept more closely

    Relax, I'm on top of the situation. - 007 (Diamonds Are Forever)

    Mom asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."

    Def: Bill Clinton: Elmer Fudd without the grip on reality

    Karma Cookies: Made with Honey from Blessed Bees

    You're just not Academy material. Sisko

    Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? Shut up and reload

    For birds of God were meant to pair/The two to complete the whole. Koresh

    Revenue Canada employees DO IT to everyone.

    Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches/sec

    Coffee sprayed everywhere on this one!

    Barbycue: a queue of Barby dolls

    When encryption devices are outlawed, only EE39#PQOUDKE51275KK&!JKDXBP

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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  • From CRBBS Tagline Bot@1:317/3 to All on Friday, July 14, 2023 01:01:24
    Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience

    Email the sysop to find out how to use email

    Leave me drunk! I'm alone!!!

    Jesters do often prove prophets. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;

    I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. I will assimilate Green Eggs and Ham

    Remember: 10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0

    Knowledge is never wasted, nor is love

    No man goes before his time. Unless the boss leaves early

    Coming Soon: Animal House Party

    File Access DENIED

    Sounds like good advice to me! Are you going to follow it?

    There are parts of me that don't get nervous... - Sisters of Mercy

    Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow

    Klingons Do It With Honor

    Life is much too complicated in the morning

    So many taglines... so little disk space

    Jesus Saves!.... Passes to Moses!.... SHOOTS! SCORES!

    Rule of Acquisition Number 111. Quark

    Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? A: With a tire gauge!

    URA Redneck if you eat M&Ms...and your neck is red

    Oh, come off it, Hercules! Nemesis

    value beyond business

    Mr. Moderator, cut that guy off. Heck with warning him!

    You know, you're causing a _lot_ of trouble. - Sisko

    Clinton in '96? The fat lady _is already_ gargling!

    --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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